comment: >
  
  Finally an end to the rampant exchange of bodily fluids.
context: I find it easy to picture a marketing pivot to the kink market in this product's future. >
  
  Heck yeah that’s what I’m talking about… add-on a Fleshlight attachment and we’re good to go 🤣 >
  
  Also, I for one will not be purchasing a haptic suit without nipple electrodes. >
  
  You misspelled "faptic." /s >
  
  Wait til you see the new strap-on toilet attachment! >
  
  ShitBucket™ >
  
  This reminds me of the Onions feeding bag! It’s finally here. >
  
  Exactly what I thought of when I saw this >
  
  At first I actually didn’t know it’s a muzzle to suppress the wearer’s voice. My horny ass thought it’s a kissing/mouth and tongue attachment for VR porn. 
  …. I should call her… >
  
  Give it a few months. >
  
  I'm buying it for the guy in my open office who refuses to grab a meeting room for his loud ass fucking calls. >
  
  Remote sex is the future like it or not.