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  Uninformed tech "journalist" for $200!
context: I find it easy to picture a marketing pivot to the kink market in this product's future. >
  
  Heck yeah that’s what I’m talking about… add-on a Fleshlight attachment and we’re good to go 🤣 >
  
  Also, I for one will not be purchasing a haptic suit without nipple electrodes. >
  
  You misspelled "faptic." /s >
  
  Wait til you see the new strap-on toilet attachment! >
  
  ShitBucket™ >
  
  This reminds me of the Onions feeding bag! It’s finally here. >
  
  Exactly what I thought of when I saw this >
  
  At first I actually didn’t know it’s a muzzle to suppress the wearer’s voice. My horny ass thought it’s a kissing/mouth and tongue attachment for VR porn. 
  …. I should call her… >
  
  Give it a few months. >
  
  I'm buying it for the guy in my open office who refuses to grab a meeting room for his loud ass fucking calls. >
  
  Remote sex is the future like it or not. >
  
  Finally an end to the rampant exchange of bodily fluids. >
  
  The company name is Shitfall?  
  Seriously?  
  I misread that, you say?  
  What kind of idiot names their company Shiftfall, so that ppl will misread it as Shitfall? >
  
  Someone who wants to convince you to wear a muzzle. >
  
  Couldn’t you just not talk? >
  
  Depends, especially if there is some voice component to the game. I also imagine it improves the voice pick up quality as it won't have to work so hard filtering out background noise. Also, suppose some mad lad made Outlast VR (if it doesn't exist already), not everyone wants to hear someone scream full volume. (Now that I think of it, adding a mechanic that enables enemies to find you based on the noise from your voice and or breathing in a VR setting could be quite an addition to the survival horror genre, for example, Alien: Isolation, where the xenomorph can find where you are hiding if you are too noisy.) Alas I am no programmer, but, it seems that such a thing would actually be possible to implement... >
  
  The walking dead VR game has this, noise picked up by the mic in the VR headset can alert nearby zombies >
  
  Its time for space helmets as common everyday hats. Like, airplanes should offer them instead of earphones. >
  
  Huh, that would probably be better than a face mask now that I think of it... >
  
  I know it isn't very fashionable but I have 2 kids and having mic that keeps me quiet in VR Minigolf would be really useful