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  I do the first thing and the second except at the bottom of the rocking is a pause to grab my stomach in agony as I prepare to pass a lead cube through a garden hose.
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  When a male and a female have sex, technically the woman is swallowing the man's penis with her vagina. >
  
  …. Terrifying >
  
  By this same logic, giving birth is vomiting >
  
  More like taking a big shit >
  
  I've had... incidents in the bathroom that felt like my anus was vomiting. Dry heaves and everything.
  Edit: I hate you guys. I spend an hour typing a short story to post? 50 upvotes. I off-handedly mention myself pooping? Over 150! >
  
  My condolences, that sounds wretched >
  
  Amazing Grace...
  How sweet the sound...
  *head rocking back and forth while person in stall next to me makes ungodly noises from their cooch.