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  I wish this were true for me. It just lasts for hours on it's own and I hate it.
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  "Yeah bro just think of rotting meat or a nest of spiders, it’ll make it way more enjoyable" >
  
  Thinking about Tarzan sliding down vines also does the trick >
  
  I'm sad I understand this reference >
  
  TIFU thread a couple days ago. 
  I can't be bothered to find a link but some dude was high chatting with his roommates and they were talking about strategies to delay the nut. Buddies were all saying things like "just study the wall" and OP tells them he thinks of one specific scene from Tarzan, song and all. 
  Roomies think it's hilarious and start texting him gifs of the scene and blasting the song whenever he's got a girl over.
  EDIT: /u/vkapadia is a bro >
  
  My ex would always be very vocal about wanting it harder and faster, and very kindly asking that that I shouldn't come yet either. 
  Very tricky! >
  
  I was trying to imagine myself getting completely owned and humiliated in a multiplayer video game in order to last longer
  Then after I was actually playing the game and was defeated I started noticing a slight hints of arousal
  I think I got myself a multiplayer humiliation kink >
  
  Fucking Noob >
  
  Thx, got a half-chub
  But you need to beat me in the game to make it further >
  
  Ok pick a number between 0 and 10 >
  
  And isnt a number >
  
  Slow deep breaths make it easier to not orgasm. 
  The opposite is also true, if you are having a hard time climaxing short shallow breaths or hold your breath. >
  
  Staying connected to the breath is key, learning to use it is rewarding >
  
  Something something Hamon, something something JoJo reference. >
  
  Ah so that’s how Joseph did Tomoko >
  
  I imagine getting my arms and legs getting torn off and not being able to kill myself because I am a torso and life is awful >
  
  Now the world is gone, I'm just one >
  
  Oh God help me >
  
  Hold my breath as I wish for death >
  
  cries in Metallica >
  
  Nah. Enjoy it. Drop the first payload. Recharge while diving face first into the breach til the second wave is ready >
  
  Some of us don't have a second wave until the next day >
  
  Fix your diet and exercise. And drink more water. Like, right now, stop what you’re doing and drink water >
  
  Sadly some of us are over 20 years old and already live healthy lives, so that doesn't cut it. >
  
  You can be well over 20 and still get hard several times a night >
  
  And you can also drink lots of water, exercise a lot, eat well, and not. Your body is not the same as someone else's body. >
  
  Well that must suck for them. >
  
  Nah I just get her off before, nut, regroup for round two and blow her socks off. >
  
  More like regroup then make her question why she didn't just use her vibrator instead >
  
  Lmao that’s fair >
  
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  People forget traders need access to Diiiixxxxxooons.