comment: >
  
  Ok pick a number between 0 and 10
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  "Yeah bro just think of rotting meat or a nest of spiders, it’ll make it way more enjoyable" >
  
  Thinking about Tarzan sliding down vines also does the trick >
  
  I'm sad I understand this reference >
  
  TIFU thread a couple days ago. 
  I can't be bothered to find a link but some dude was high chatting with his roommates and they were talking about strategies to delay the nut. Buddies were all saying things like "just study the wall" and OP tells them he thinks of one specific scene from Tarzan, song and all. 
  Roomies think it's hilarious and start texting him gifs of the scene and blasting the song whenever he's got a girl over.
  EDIT: /u/vkapadia is a bro >
  
  My ex would always be very vocal about wanting it harder and faster, and very kindly asking that that I shouldn't come yet either. 
  Very tricky! >
  
  I was trying to imagine myself getting completely owned and humiliated in a multiplayer video game in order to last longer
  Then after I was actually playing the game and was defeated I started noticing a slight hints of arousal
  I think I got myself a multiplayer humiliation kink >
  
  Fucking Noob >
  
  Thx, got a half-chub
  But you need to beat me in the game to make it further