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  2 MAGAs die in a tragic bass fishing accident and find themselves at the pearly gates. There, they meet face to face with God himself. God tells the men that they may ask of him one question, any question, and he will answer it. The MAGAs think for awhile before coming up with their question. 
  “God - did Joe Biden and the Democrats rig the 2020 election and steal it from Trump?”
  “No, my child, they did not.”
  The MAGAs look at each other in shock and one of them exclaims “man, this goes way higher than we thought!”
context: Jesus Christ, do these people know it's 2023 now? Or are they literally living in the past? >
  
  I mean they're trying to drag us back to the dark ages, so... yeah basically >
  
  Human error accounted for any discrepancies, not the electronic tabulators.   Imagine that - GOP will report meltdown in 3,2 1! >
  
  Funnily it was actually anti-election denier Republicans who pushed for this recount. They were hoping to disprove those claims because they're worried if their own voters think the election is rigged they won't bother voting. >
  
  And what's strangest to me is that Trump won that county in the original machine count. What are these people really worried about? Their man won (their county).
  But hey, let's spend some taxpayer money. What's a few un-filled potholes, rusty bridges, and leaking water pipes, after all? >
  
  2 MAGAs die in a tragic bass fishing accident and find themselves at the pearly gates. There, they meet face to face with God himself. God tells the men that they may ask of him one question, any question, and he will answer it. The MAGAs think for awhile before coming up with their question. 
  “God - did Joe Biden and the Democrats rig the 2020 election and steal it from Trump?”
  “No, my child, they did not.”
  The MAGAs look at each other in shock and one of them exclaims “man, this goes way higher than we thought!” >
  
  So you're saying Trump is going to be reinstated as President tomorrow? >
  
  The problem with stuff like this is that no amount of proof otherwise will dissuade them - They will take this loss as evidence that the 'conspiracy goes much, much further'. 
  You can't satisfy these chuckleheads. >
  
  God I love watching Trump lose over and over again >
  
  That recount cost about $10,000 to $15,000 and each LOST votes, net to Trump by 7.  The tax payers are on the hook $2000/vote  to be sure it was “accurate”.  The county should take that bill and have each county commissioner who wanted that recount pay their fair share >
  
  Who's ready for the GOP to manipulate the results and say "SEE THE HAND COUNT SAID BIDEN DID WORSE!" >
  
  Then I guess they want to count again! >
  
  
  Lycoming’s original results, tabulated by machines, showed 59,397 votes cast in the presidential contest, with 41,462 going to former President Donald Trump and 16,971 going to President Joe Biden. The hand recount resulted in a total of 59,374 votes in the presidential race, with Trump receiving 7 fewer votes and Biden receiving 15 fewer votes compared with the original tally. >
  
  We are almost exactly halfway through with Biden’s term and people still can’t move on? Damn it! >
  
  Well obviously now we have a discrepancy which must be resolved.  If the two counts were different then one count was wrong and the people of Lycoming county should pay for additional recounts until such time as all errors are eliminated.
  Welcome to Pennsyltucky where you have to believe six impossible things before breakfast. >
  
  Jesus Christ, do these people know it's 2023 now? Or are they literally living in the past? >
  
  There are people still flying Confederate flags. >
  
  Life pro tip: Whenever I see one of these I'll yell out (while doing the solidarity fist) "GENERAL WT!!" for Sherman of course.  You'd be surprised at how many uneducated neanderturds will fist right back.
  This is me owning the dumsh!ts.