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  I always eat the crust first to get it out of the way. Always finish a meal on a high and in this case it's the topping.
context: The best way to cut food is by holding the blade and chopping with the handle >
  
  And here I am thinking I was the only one who figured this out. >
  
  Not telling you any different.  Just sharing what a professor (in economics, no less) pointed out in class early on.
  "What's the best part of a piece of pie?  The first bite."
  Enjoy it however you like. >
  
  They’re not wrong. Usually I’ll bite the tip off first since it tends to flop down with how I hold it. So I get that too. >
  
  Best way to use a saw is by holding it by it's blade >
  
  This sums up the issue in one sentence. Well played. >
  
  My favorite part is the crust (unless it’s that thin crust shit). That being said, I still eat it the ‘normal’ way. >
  
  Pizza crust already sucks. Don’t make it worse by dipping it in nasty ass ranch. Just throw it away or give it to the dog >
  
  I start with the plate. That's an even worse part. >
  
  This is serial killer behavior >
  
  I do love to kill some bowls of cereal ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ >
  
  I have serious trust issues with opinions like this and strongly suspect they’re just karma farming ploys. There’s just so many cons that outweigh the pros here that I can’t seriously believe you or anyone else starts with the goddamn crust. The main thing being that the crust is the literal maximum way to eat a pizza slice with your hands and not get them super messy. In fact, it’s so convenient for that reason, that it has to be the reason why all pizzas are made that way/the reason why the extra dough that makes up the outer crust was added in the first place. Or let me guess, you’re one of those fork-pizza people, as well? That’s more believable, but also not as unpopular-looking as this.
  And really? “Hur dur, can’t waste the crust so it’s now or never!”? That’s the best you could come up with? >
  
  I swear to god this is how I actually eat pizza. Usually I use my fingers as a structure and balance the slice on top of them to avoid making a mess. It works some of the time. It’s clearly not farming karma as this post has 0 karma atm.
  I legit feel bad about wasting the crust, and I always do the eat what you don’t like first strategy so it gets it out of the way. Id always just waste the crust as a kid. But as an adult food is expensive so I’d rather not waste any of it. I’d much prefer pizzas had no crust so this wasn’t an issue at all. >
  
  I’m semi-joking. I guess you could also fold the slice. But at any rate, you’re giving up the ultimate greasy-grip doing it your way, pal. >
  
  Lol fair enough. And yeah that’s another option but then the disgusting amount of ranch I put on my pizza leaks out and makes an even worse mess. I just become one with the grease >
  
  But it gives you something to hold onto. >
  
  You said it “it’s most inferior part” I’ll go ahead a skip it and grab another slice >
  
  Obviously not. Next... >
  
  was literally thinking about this two days ago. I had already started eating my pizza though, so I've reserved to do this next time, sans ranch. Not brave enough to try that yet. >
  
  Hell no, save the best for last always! >
  
  The crust is the best part, asshole. I save it for last. So fuck your stupid meaningless opinion.