comment: >
  
  Perhaps an African swallow.
context: The Mobile Police Department thinks it might be from the victim of a deadly motorcyclist crash on a nearby highway.
  While police did not explain how the appendage arrived at the gas station, local reports say that surveillance video appeared to show it fall from a truck that had stopped to get fuel. 
  
  I have sooooooo many questions.
  This could be one of the weirdest God damn articles I've ever read. >
  
  My money is in birds. Birds are how it got there. >
  
  A swallow perhaps? >
  
  It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a whole severed penis. >
  
  What if two swallows carried it together?