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  I can't say for canned mushrooms, but fresh mushrooms really don't have enough of a taste to make a pizza bad, but the texture is still there. >
  
  Cento marinated mushrooms... Mmmm >
  
  Forget pineapple, the company I work for ordered pizza the other day and there were WALNUTS on one! Who TF puts walnuts on a pizza???? >
  
  Idk, might be a nice crunchy topping! I'll have to try it. >
  
  Pear, feta, and walnut is really nice on an olive oil base. >
  
  Bad day for people who can read. I’ll never forgive you >
  
  No joke, a flatbread with olive oil, a layer of mozzarella, and then pear, walnut, and feta with maybe some fresh basil is fantastic. >
  
  And anchovies.. canned fish simmering in olive oil... That's okay and pineapples bad? >
  
  It's just personal preference.  
  I like anchovies, but hate olives.  
  What's silly are people complaining about fruit being in a pizza but tomatoes are okay. >
  
  I had Japanese pizza with seaweed and mayonnaise once. It was horrible and I reserve the right to complain about that >
  
  Just like the time i was told people put baked beans on pizza. I now use that when people say pineapple is the worst topping for pizza. I mean what monster puts baked beans on a slice of pizza? Is it for flavor? Does the sauce from the beans act as a weird dipping sauce? >
  
  It's a sick world, mate >
  
  Some people like pineapple on pizza.  Some people like mushrooms.  Or shrimp or anchovies.  And if that's what you like on your own pizza that you or just your family is going to eat, more power to you.
  But stop ordering it in bigger group settings unless everybody in the group wants it. 
  Whenever you order a bunch of pizzas for a group of people and somebody insists on an oddball like pineapple or anchovies, when the pizza finally arrives somehow that one ends up sitting there completely untouched.  Even the person that insisted on ordering it always seems to forget about it and ends up eating the regular pizza that everybody else wanted. >
  
  Hold on there, fella, you can't be all calm and logical in a pizza fight on reddit. >
  
  Yeah fuck that logic shit. I'm seeing you enjoying a pineapple on pizza imma drop a whole pineapple on it. See if you enjoy it then. >
  
  I just finished a slice of fungi, pepper, and sausage pizza. Lol