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  Elvis wasn't abducted. He faked his death to join the CIA. Elvis impersonators were then encouraged to spread worldwide. They provide him cover. That way, if there's an Elvis sighting in Moscow, it's disregarded. Wake up, sheeple!
context: I am glad that the search was conducted.  DOJ is acting properly. >
  
  Yes, now do all of Trump's locations. >
  
  Check Ivana's casket. >
  
  *Ivana. Ivanka is his daughter and very much alive. >
  
  Though you could probably start a “Ivanka is dead and was replaced by a clone” rumor in a Qanon forum somewhere and get quite the traction >
  
  Not dead. Living with JFK junior in the Kennedy compound. >
  
  With the Bill's player, Hamlin, and Elvis once he came back from his alien abduction.