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  Bring back Aidy Bryant as Ted Cruz
context: He is tonedeaf, just not in the way that the article is implying. 
  He is 100% aware of the irony, but his brand of "humor" is so godawful, it makes him think he's being "funny". 
  I'm pretty sure he pulled the same move last year, too. >
  
  He's the weird piece of shit who tries to own every joke about himself because he cannot admit shame, regardless of how cringey the attempt to own the joke is.  
  Honestly, I'm surprised he hasn't tried to joke about being pelted with Whiteclaws.  This guy has no basement. >
  
  He has no basement? Where does he molt and lay eggs? >
  
  A timeshare in Mexico. >
  
  Do you think Ted is this much on an A-hole by nature, or did he get special coaching? >
  
  There is a clip of him from like college or late highschool where you can see that he is just naturally an asshole. >
  
  "Stay warm! That is, if the energy grid that our party has purposefully left in a state of disrepair allows you to!"
  
  Raphael Cruz >
  
  YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO? >
  
  Where is Fled Cruz off to this time? >
  
  I was thinking Ted Cancruz was it, but i like yours better. >
  
  I'm always amazed that this guy keeps getting elected.  I honestly don't know anyone, even among my republican acquaintances, that actually likes the guy.  
  I think Al Franken sums it up best:
  “I like Ted Cruz more than most of my other colleagues like Ted Cruz. And I hate Ted Cruz.” >
  
  It’s because of the magic R next to his name. 
  I hate Lindsey Graham with the fire of a thousand suns but this quote might be one of my favorites:
  “If you killed Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate, and the trial was in the Senate, nobody would convict you”. >
  
  Yeah that is an all time great quote >
  
  Don't mess with Texas, or else... or else what?  Well they'll re-elect you and give you money and freeze to death and die with tubes down their throat.
  Actually mess with Texas all you want.  Texas won't do shit and probably punch themselves in the dick if they try. >
  
  the sooner they realize he's not "tone deaf" and just an asshole the better. >
  
  Who cares.  People who hate him already hate him, and the idiots who love him think it's sweet that he cares so much. >
  
  i actually don't think too many people actually love him. The biggest block of his voters just want to make sure a Democrat doesn't get elected.
  I'd bet out of his voters it's like 1% that genuinely like him as a person. >
  
  
  “I probably like Ted Cruz more than most of my colleagues like Ted Cruz, and I hate Ted Cruz” 
  
  Al Franken >
  
  You guys need to stay warm while I go to Cancun again thanks for your votes >
  
  On their dime too, no? >
  
  Advice from Fled Cruz on how to stay warm in the winter. I’m surprised it didn’t involve sudden vacations on a tropical getaway. >
  
  This has to be a billboard in his next Senate election.  Maybe a beach backdrop with his face on a (potbellied) Speedo model?   Umbrella drink in hand?
  C’mon democrats… >
  
  And Texans will still vote this schmuck in for reelection >
  
  It’s possible that Ted is stupider than he looks. >
  
  No folks, he didn’t shave that hideous beard as the thumbnail makes you think >
  
  this happens every year, aren’t yall tired yet? >
  
  Did he bail on his people again >
  
  Every time Ted Cruz opens his mouth or his Twitter, he says something idiotic to alienate his voters and the nation… keep it up, Cruz! >
  
  Wrong.
  His voters eat this shit up.  To them, it's 'funny' and 'owning the libs!'.  That's really as deep as it goes.
  Every bit of outrage against assholes like Ted just helps them out.  His base eats this shit up. >
  
  My fuckin power went out this morning. Fuck you Ted Cruz… Fuck you right in the asshole you motherfucker. >
  
  Texas... you asked for this 10 gallon asshat? This is the best you can do? A seditious, treasonous blob fish originally from Canada. Enjoy your winter. And your electric bills. >
  
  Asked for a follow up, Tedly probably said:
  Cancun on 3 >
  
  Yet he continues to be elected. >
  
  Funny, folks seem to keep forgetting his concern for the public when it comes time to vote. >
  
  I used to get so mad at Texans because Texas is such a safe GOP seat they could've nominated any halfway decent Republican and still win. Instead, they consistently choose Ted Cruz.
  But then Texans reelected Ken Paxton and Dan Patrick and Greg Abbott. Even Uvalde voted for Abbott.
  And I'm beginning to be afraid that maybe these people are the best Texas has to offer. And now I pity them. >
  
  
  And I'm beginning to be afraid that maybe these people are the best Texas has to offer. 
  
  This is exactly why the idea of republicans running the country with no democrats is hilarious. 
  The repugnicans are already dredging their sewers for the likes of Cruz and Booberts and MT~~G~~ and Gaetz and everybody else. 
  Imagine if they had to fill twice as many seats. Government would be a circus run by monkeys. >
  
  They voted for him, own your failure failures >
  
  The complete lack of self-awareness on this guy... >
  
  And he still gets the vote... >
  
  That's what people say to each other up north when it gets cold. People are just too dumb.