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  I guess he's trying to hit peak republican in record time. Now all he needs is an attempted hookup in an airport bathroom or something.
context: GOP is trash. >
  
  Politicians have no fucking shame. I remember when shit like this used to cause people to resign. This fucking parasite is the worst example I can think of.
  Although I am not sure this article is very Oniony. >
  
  Madison Cawthorn was on video sodomizing his male cousin. He lost his election, but he did not resign. In fact, like many same sex scandal Republicans, he is now involved with Republican politics behind the scenes.
  We have crossed a rubicon. Politicians do not have to resign for scandals, no matter how egregious. I worry what that means for the future of politics. >
  
  Al Franken never should’ve quit. >
  
  The Democratic Party put tremendous pressure on him to quit. If only the Party was this aggressive with Republicans. >
  
  If only the party was that aggressive with actual progressive politics >
  
  What do you mean? They often post sternly written tweets. How more aggressive could they get? >
  
  Silly me, how could I forget how many times they’ve slammed the GOP in 280 characters or fewer. >
  
  Seriously, does anyone even know who this guy is? >
  
  I know it’s rare, but I think he’s an actual psychopath. Here’s one definition:
  
  What is known and objective: Psychopathy is a personality disorder characterized by deficits in personality and behaviour. Personality deficits are marked by interpersonal and affective facets, including pathological lying, grandiose sense of self-worth, lack of remorse and callousness. >
  
  It's possibly that but more likely the brain tumor, the only true claim he's made. >
  
  I remember when an overly enthusiastic yell was enough to end a political campaign >
  
  Democrats have always had some standards, look at poor Al Franken, let go for a tasteless joke.  
  If you got a magic R next to your name you're free to lie, cheat, steal, basically do whatever you save for question the god king Trump...looking at you Liz Cheney. >
  
  Jesus christ what criminal actions isn't this guy involved in? >
  
  The good kind? >
  
  George Santos is one of the early founder of the internet. >
  
  He also wrote the Constitution >
  
  Third man on the Moon. >
  
  And first woman on Mars! >
  
  God damn he’s like the new clown like MTG just doing stupid shit and getting plastered all over Reddit. Already super over it >
  
  Republicans want everyone to get over it and move on, that way they can continue putting these people into place. >
  
  Like I’ve said before, I really hope there’s a special place in hell for him. >
  
  Remember, the Republican party is not yet ready to draw the line with George Santos yet. That’s the real story. >
  
  And to many, he's still better than the absolute best Democrat. That's the fucking scary part. >
  
  It's too bad people didn't listen to reporters who were reporting Santos's antics. Now that he's elected it's too late to do anything about him because Republicans sure as shit aren't going to make him leave, as long as he votes along party lines. >
  
  The local Republican power brokers in his district referred to him as Scamtos as early as last summer. >
  
  I’m English so no idea but seriously who is this guy? I’ve seen stories about him pop up about 5 times, and every time I think “surely he can’t do anything worse than that”, and every time he does. >
  
  This guy is a sitting 🦆 >
  
  Well, I'm sure the GOP will be totally upset at him for "disrespecting the troops", right?  I mean if a peacefully kneeling black dude is disrespecting the troops, taking money from their dying dog has to be 1,000 times worse, right?  I'm sure we'll totally see 1,000 times the outrage...  
  And then we'll see all those Proud Boys protesting him for being a "groomer" because he dressed in drag, right? >
  
  Wild.....
  This dude is a pioneer for liars everywhere. >
  
  Appropriate meme response to this news. >
  
  Can a pup a Vet take this fraud down? >
  
  But he's sorry so it's aaalll gooooood. >
  
  The report will conclude the dog committed suicide and Congressman Santos did nothing wrong because that’s America now. >
  
  I was hoping they would also look into him trying to cat fishing high schoolers .... He is a liar and a pedo. I guess he just fits in with the  GQP