comment: >
  
  As an Alabama gas station attendant I can tell you this happens more often than you think.
context: The Mobile Police Department thinks it might be from the victim of a deadly motorcyclist crash on a nearby highway.
  While police did not explain how the appendage arrived at the gas station, local reports say that surveillance video appeared to show it fall from a truck that had stopped to get fuel. 
  
  I have sooooooo many questions.
  This could be one of the weirdest God damn articles I've ever read. >
  
  My money is in birds. Birds are how it got there. >
  
  A swallow perhaps? >
  
  It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a whole severed penis. >
  
  What if two swallows carried it together? >
  
  Perhaps an African swallow. >
  
  I don't know... AAAAAAHHHH!!!! >
  
  I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
  And my penis was missing again.
  This happens all the time.
  It's detachable.
  This comes in handy a lot of the time.
  I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
  Or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
  But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
  And the next morning I can't for the life of me
  Remember what I did with it. >
  
  LOL, that's exactly what popped into my mind. >
  
  Yeah, as a guy, I don't think I'm gonna read that. >
  
  as a guy, i’m definitely reading that. morbid curiosity.