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  Dan Quayle is happy someone’s remembered him. It’s insane to think that he became VP 35 years ago yet is younger than both Trump and Biden.
context: I am glad that the search was conducted.  DOJ is acting properly. >
  
  Yes, now do all of Trump's locations. >
  
  Check Ivana's casket. >
  
  *Ivana. Ivanka is his daughter and very much alive. >
  
  Though you could probably start a “Ivanka is dead and was replaced by a clone” rumor in a Qanon forum somewhere and get quite the traction >
  
  Not dead. Living with JFK junior in the Kennedy compound. >
  
  With the Bill's player, Hamlin, and Elvis once he came back from his alien abduction. >
  
  Elvis wasn't abducted. He faked his death to join the CIA. Elvis impersonators were then encouraged to spread worldwide. They provide him cover. That way, if there's an Elvis sighting in Moscow, it's disregarded. Wake up, sheeple! >
  
  The Elvis Identity >
  
  An international spy who dresses as an Elvis impersonator to hide in plain sight? I'd totally watch that movie, as long as we get a gritty version of Suspicious Minds in the trailer. >
  
  What a world we live in when NOT finding classified materials in unsecured locations is headline news >
  
  Meanwhile on the Warthunder Forums... >
  
  New security background check: Are you part of the WT community? >
  
  Not sure if you're joking, but there have been actual reports of that being asked in such situations. >
  
  And Raytheon explicitly denied it. And the guy who posted it admitted to making it up. >
  
  
  And Raytheon explicitly denied it. And the guy who posted it admitted to making it up.
  
  Sorry bro, if you want me to believe you, please show me the link on the warthunder forums to the Raytheon internal staff manual >
  
  Meanwhile Cheney, Gore, and Quayle probably have some poor assistant furiously combing through old documents.
  Pence has already turned all of his over recently, or so he claims. Clinton, Bush, and Obama say they have none. Carter already cleared his home in the 80s, but the law in question didn’t even apply to his administration .