comment: >
  
  That tells you everything you need to know about the ethics of abortion.
context: If this church made it a fundamental part of their religion to have this right... then religious persecution can be brought to any state not allowing it. Turn into a giant class action lawsuit. >
  
  The Jewish religion also believes access to abortions is part of thier faith. >
  
  Torah: has instructions for how and when to induce an abortion.
  Bible: no fucking mention of abortion being evil
  Supreme Court: we can't read, lulz >
  
  I guess I'm talking to it not only being permissible, but some lawyered shit to pretty much say stopping this is not allowing people to practice their religion. Which then starts fucking them up. Muh guns, well also muh religion. I'm for people having whatever "muh" they want as long as that "muh" is about them and not other people's right to "muh" or not to "muh". >
  
  Yes i think thats exactly the type of lawsuit they hope/know will inevitably come of this, and when the court decision was announced, i know there were discussions about how Jewish scripture have abortion practices specified in the teachings, and I was actually expecting a challenge by some Jewish faith groups...so I imagine TST is hoping to essentially take on that role, given their litigation-bating tendencies anyways, and inherent immunity from the already-high antisemitic hate violence in the US. >
  
  From ze article
  TST Health has named the facility “The Samuel Alito’s Mom’s Satanic Abortion Clinic.” “In 1950, Samuel Alito’s mother did not have options, and look what happened,”
  Fucking brilliant. >
  
  Fuck. I’m Christian and I think that’s brilliant. Fuck Sam Alito. I hope he’s scared for his life. I envy the people who doxed him. >
  
  How could anyone dox him though, he’s a public figure, we know who he is right? >
  
  People keep sending around his home address. >
  
  Good. >
  
  The Samuel Alito’s Mom’s Satanic Abortion Clinic. >
  
  In 1950 she had no options, and look what happened. >
  
  Nothing oniony about it more like upliftingnews. >
  
  very uplifting. well done TST. but it's a little oniony that it had to come to that. America, where personal reproductive rights can be removed because of some other people's religion but can be brought back by a different ('fake'?) religion. >
  
  TST is just as valid as Christianity. >
  
  Oh, yeah. Totally agree, didn't mean to imply that Christianity was better somehow. I just meant is TsT like the flying spaghetti monster? More like a thought experiment and a tool to show the absurdity of religion than an actual religion? >
  
  Yes but by every objective measure it’s legitimate. That’s the point. How do you prove Christians are true believers? They don’t even listen to their own teachings. >
  
  Exactly, that's all I meant by 'fake' religion. No religion is true, but some 'religions' know that (satanic temple, flying spaghetti, invisible pink unicorn) >
  
  All religions know that. You can't be of sound mind and NOT know it. Religions ae just financially incentivized to never say it. >
  
  I'm not sure, I think lots of people truly believe. It's easy to believe some truly mad things if you are brought up by people who believe it too. Maybe that counts as not being of sound mind, but it's culturally acceptable because lots of people have the same delusion >
  
  Psychiatry  has a name for this type of thinking. Folie a Deux which means psychosis of two or shared psychosis. >
  
  And wokeism. >
  
  Hail Satan, at least he cares about a womens health. >
  
  Hail yourself, for you care about women's health. >
  
  Megustalations >
  
  HAIL ME! >
  
  Heil Gein!  BTW, everything else is a "hail" but Marcus goes with "Heil Gein" -- Marcus did say that there was a huge hidden code that was being encoded into a decade's worth of podcasts -- maybe this is it!  I didn't have that on my 2023 bingo card! >
  
  TST doing ~~gods~~ work! >
  
  r/holup >
  
  
  TST Health has named the facility “The Samuel Alito’s Mom’s Satanic Abortion Clinic.” “In 1950, Samuel Alito’s mother did not have options, and look what happened,” said Malcolm Jarry, the cofounder of TST. 
  
  😭💀
  They’re fucking killing me. This is too good. >
  
  Honestly tst has always just come across as "totally not" just atheists who want religious rights. But neat that they're doing that ig >
  
  that's exactly what they are, and they're doing a damn good job >
  
  If anyone wants to donate to this fantastic organization
  Or get an official membership card
  It's only like 30 bucks and looks pretty rad. >
  
  Smile . Amazon has them as a charity.
  I have been using them as the charity for a couple years now >
  
  Smile is being shut down on Feb 20th. >
  
  Hail Satan >
  
  Hail Me! >
  
  Hail Gein! >
  
  Megustalations! >
  
  👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻This is fabulous. Using the religious fruitcakes own laws against them. >
  
  While I hope they actually do it, the TST has a history of making these announcements and not following through while sucking up donations. I truly hope this one is more than just clickbait driving donations. >
  
  If no one else has me, at least the temple has me >
  
  At least the temple has me if no one else does. >
  
  r/UpliftingNews >
  
  Ave Satanus >
  
  The true Christian was Satan all along >
  
  Satan has always been on the human side all along fighting for knowledge and wisdom, rejecting ignorance and stupidity!! >
  
  This is a r/lostredditor, but really, I get why they’d think this. TST is a great org., and they’re one of the many great reasons we’re not a full-on theocracy these days. >
  
  Great idea! >
  
  This is awesome!!! >
  
  God holds the title of "Great Murderer" when he flooded the earth and a 800 year old man incestuously re-populated the earth.  Satan seems like a reasonable fellow now huh? >
  
  Abortion is legal in New Mexico… >
  
  Well they can’t open a clinic in an illegal state now can they? >
  
  This is awesome! >
  
  This simulation we are living in is pretty funny. >
  
  I'm for access to abortion but... edgy people trying way hard to be edgy 🤦🏼‍♂️ >
  
  Semitism. >
  
  Well isn’t that special. >
  
  That tells you everything you need to know about the ethics of abortion. >
  
  Conveniently located next to the fascist state of Abbottsville - I mean Texas. >
  
  Literally sacrifices the dead babies for satan. Sick shit >
  
  Yeah not like the daily sacrifices to capitalism the true god of you "christians" >
  
  Satanic temple supporting child murder? Sounds about right. >
  
  The unborn are a convenient group of people to advocate for. They never make demands of you; they are morally uncomplicated, unlike the incarcerated, addicted, or the chronically poor; they don’t resent your condescension or complain that you are not politically correct; unlike widows, they don’t ask you to question patriarchy; unlike orphans they don’t need money, education, or childcare; unlike aliens, they don’t bring all that racial, cultural, and religious baggage that you dislike; they allow you to feel good about yourself without any work at creating or maintaining relationships; and when they are born, you can forget about them, because they cease to be unborn…
  You can love the unborn and advocate for them without substantially challenging your own wealth, power, or privilege, without re-imagining social structures, apologizing, or making reparations to anyone. They are, in short, the perfect people to love if you want to claim you love Jesus, but actually dislike people who breathe.
  Prisoners? Immigrants? The sick? The poor? Widows? Orphans? All the groups that are specifically mentioned in the Bible? They all get thrown under the bus for the unborn.
  -Dave Barnhart, Christian Minister >
  
  I do not know what kind of new wave Christian sect you belong to but what you’re saying is not what God stands for. My God defends all life born and unborn because they all have souls. The killing of the unborn is no different than the killing of someone already born. You are defending the murderer who does not repent for their actions and rejoices in the fact that they can commit murder of defenseless human beings in the name of “healthcare.” I pray that one day that you and the people who’s minds you’ve poisoned with the thought that abortion is ok, open your eyes and see what you have been preaching is not what God stands for. >
  
  I’m not religious. If you live on a random planet orbiting a star flying through space that has 400 “religions” on it, and every single one says they are they only “True” one, they are all full of shit. Religion is a way to control people. It always has been. Some random guy up on a pulpit spewing fire and brimstone (like you) who doesn’t know anymore about the universe than anybody else. But says he does. Buncha control freaks always telling other people what to believe and how they should live their life. >
  
  lmao classic “we just live on a rock bro.” Sorry to break it to you but a religious explanation to the beginning of the universe is the only one that makes sense. Bonus points for the “it’s for mind control” argument. I got a bingo on my typical redditor anti-Christian response card. You’ve really made my day buddy. >
  
  It’s obvious you know more about everything than I do. Because you say you do. >
  
  This response doesn’t even make any sense. There are a thousand better ways to be passive aggressive. >
  
  So here’s the deal. There are 2 kinds of people on this planet. 
  Field Independent: These people have an internal locus of control. They REQUIRE Self determination.
  Field Dependent: These people have an external locus of control. They REQUIRE the ultimate rescuer. >
  
  My bro pulling out the psychology lecture. I think you’re basically trying to say that religious people are pathetic losers and non religious people are self determined cool people. Is that correct? If you want to call me a pathetic loser just come out and say it, don’t speak in riddles three. >
  
  I’m actually saying exactly what I typed. If you feel the need to twist what I say into something that fits better into your reality . . . you are proving my point while making yourself look more ridiculous than you already look. 
  You have not rebutted a single fucking thing. Your “people” have been murdering people that don’t believe what you do for 2000 years. Pulling their guts out, burning them at the stake. Bombing the shit out of them. 
  There are more muslims on this planet than any other religion. Shouldn’t they have the last word religion wise? 
  Is it an “eye for an eye?” Or is it “turn the other cheek?” Make up your fucking minds. 
  I don’t tell women what to do with their bodies. But you do. Because you are afraid of them. I’m not. It’s an old story. A story about control. 
  If women ran the show and told you you couldn’t get a vasectomy? Or have a cancerous prostate removed? You would scream like a little bitch. 
  You look down on people. I look in the mirror. I am fearless in my imperfections my friend. I’m a temporary bit of life. I’m going to enjoy it while I’m here. I’m not going to spend my minuscule amount of time scared of what comes next because somebody taught me to live in fear. Fuck all that. Life’s too short.  
  I’ve given you the tools here to live in reality. I understand why you can’t. I understand why I can. Buh-bye >
  
  If this church made it a fundamental part of their religion to have this right... then religious persecution can be brought to any state not allowing it. Turn into a giant class action lawsuit. >
  
  The Jewish religion also believes access to abortions is part of thier faith. >
  
  Torah: has instructions for how and when to induce an abortion.
  Bible: no fucking mention of abortion being evil
  Supreme Court: we can't read, lulz >
  
  I guess I'm talking to it not only being permissible, but some lawyered shit to pretty much say stopping this is not allowing people to practice their religion. Which then starts fucking them up. Muh guns, well also muh religion. I'm for people having whatever "muh" they want as long as that "muh" is about them and not other people's right to "muh" or not to "muh". >
  
  Yes i think thats exactly the type of lawsuit they hope/know will inevitably come of this, and when the court decision was announced, i know there were discussions about how Jewish scripture have abortion practices specified in the teachings, and I was actually expecting a challenge by some Jewish faith groups...so I imagine TST is hoping to essentially take on that role, given their litigation-bating tendencies anyways, and inherent immunity from the already-high antisemitic hate violence in the US. >
  
  From ze article
  TST Health has named the facility “The Samuel Alito’s Mom’s Satanic Abortion Clinic.” “In 1950, Samuel Alito’s mother did not have options, and look what happened,”
  Fucking brilliant. >
  
  Fuck. I’m Christian and I think that’s brilliant. Fuck Sam Alito. I hope he’s scared for his life. I envy the people who doxed him. >
  
  How could anyone dox him though, he’s a public figure, we know who he is right? >
  
  People keep sending around his home address. >
  
  Good. >
  
  The Samuel Alito’s Mom’s Satanic Abortion Clinic. >
  
  In 1950 she had no options, and look what happened. >
  
  Nothing oniony about it more like upliftingnews. >
  
  very uplifting. well done TST. but it's a little oniony that it had to come to that. America, where personal reproductive rights can be removed because of some other people's religion but can be brought back by a different ('fake'?) religion. >
  
  TST is just as valid as Christianity. >
  
  Oh, yeah. Totally agree, didn't mean to imply that Christianity was better somehow. I just meant is TsT like the flying spaghetti monster? More like a thought experiment and a tool to show the absurdity of religion than an actual religion? >
  
  Yes but by every objective measure it’s legitimate. That’s the point. How do you prove Christians are true believers? They don’t even listen to their own teachings. >
  
  Exactly, that's all I meant by 'fake' religion. No religion is true, but some 'religions' know that (satanic temple, flying spaghetti, invisible pink unicorn) >
  
  All religions know that. You can't be of sound mind and NOT know it. Religions ae just financially incentivized to never say it. >
  
  I'm not sure, I think lots of people truly believe. It's easy to believe some truly mad things if you are brought up by people who believe it too. Maybe that counts as not being of sound mind, but it's culturally acceptable because lots of people have the same delusion >
  
  Psychiatry  has a name for this type of thinking. Folie a Deux which means psychosis of two or shared psychosis. >
  
  And wokeism. >
  
  Hail Satan, at least he cares about a womens health. >
  
  Hail yourself, for you care about women's health. >
  
  Megustalations >
  
  HAIL ME! >
  
  Heil Gein!  BTW, everything else is a "hail" but Marcus goes with "Heil Gein" -- Marcus did say that there was a huge hidden code that was being encoded into a decade's worth of podcasts -- maybe this is it!  I didn't have that on my 2023 bingo card! >
  
  TST doing ~~gods~~ work! >
  
  r/holup >
  
  
  TST Health has named the facility “The Samuel Alito’s Mom’s Satanic Abortion Clinic.” “In 1950, Samuel Alito’s mother did not have options, and look what happened,” said Malcolm Jarry, the cofounder of TST. 
  
  😭💀
  They’re fucking killing me. This is too good. >
  
  Honestly tst has always just come across as "totally not" just atheists who want religious rights. But neat that they're doing that ig >
  
  that's exactly what they are, and they're doing a damn good job >
  
  If anyone wants to donate to this fantastic organization
  Or get an official membership card
  It's only like 30 bucks and looks pretty rad. >
  
  Smile . Amazon has them as a charity.
  I have been using them as the charity for a couple years now >
  
  Smile is being shut down on Feb 20th. >
  
  Hail Satan >
  
  Hail Me! >
  
  Hail Gein! >
  
  Megustalations! >
  
  👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻This is fabulous. Using the religious fruitcakes own laws against them. >
  
  While I hope they actually do it, the TST has a history of making these announcements and not following through while sucking up donations. I truly hope this one is more than just clickbait driving donations. >
  
  If no one else has me, at least the temple has me >
  
  At least the temple has me if no one else does. >
  
  r/UpliftingNews >
  
  Ave Satanus >
  
  The true Christian was Satan all along >
  
  Satan has always been on the human side all along fighting for knowledge and wisdom, rejecting ignorance and stupidity!! >
  
  This is a r/lostredditor, but really, I get why they’d think this. TST is a great org., and they’re one of the many great reasons we’re not a full-on theocracy these days. >
  
  Great idea! >
  
  This is awesome!!! >
  
  God holds the title of "Great Murderer" when he flooded the earth and a 800 year old man incestuously re-populated the earth.  Satan seems like a reasonable fellow now huh? >
  
  Abortion is legal in New Mexico… >
  
  Well they can’t open a clinic in an illegal state now can they? >
  
  This is awesome! >
  
  This simulation we are living in is pretty funny. >
  
  I'm for access to abortion but... edgy people trying way hard to be edgy 🤦🏼‍♂️ >
  
  Semitism. >
  
  Well isn’t that special.