comment: >
  
  cool, so all those "missile tests" you did, tossing them over the sea into Japan as tests?  That was just a fun high-five to another nation that you've got a crush on?
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  wtf.  so much bullshit these days.
context: North Korea:  "The red line just got redder! " >
  
  russia: hold my beer I will show how to draw red line >
  
  Which red line? Last I checked we crossed many red lines and they keep drawing new ones. Hard to keep up >
  
  Reminds me of Bugs Bunny daring Yosemite Sam to step over the line. >
  
  That’s great. I was thinking, wouldn’t it be great someone photoshopping Kim as Yosemite-Kim? >
  
  Ya darn tootin it would >
  
  It's that time of year, NK running out of food and needs more. >
  
  Wait.  Who gives them food when they do this? >
  
  United Nations, I believe. 
  They've done something like this since Obama when there's a shortage of something they need and they start with the warhawk talk then as soon as they get food or whatever they shut up. Conversations seem like they go like the below. 
  NK: Listen UN, we'll walk away from this extreme red-line if you give us food.
  UN: ...you could just ask normally...
  This was a joke when I first started following it like 10 years ago so I don't know how long it's been going on for. >
  
  “You could just ask normally”
  “I’m literally embargoed by the entire planet” >
  
  “There’s a reason for that” >
  
  r/Pyongyang >
  
  Every single comment there is so funny. The satire is beautiful. >
  
  I don't know if you are being sarcastic, but just in case: it's not satire. >
  
  Sure it is. E.g. here are some comments from [Pyongyang in Pictures] Breast Tumor Institute of Pyongyang Maternity Hospital:
  
  Just as Juche technology eliminates tumors of the breast, Juche thought eliminates the tumors of capitalism!
  As a doctor (in engineering) currently working in the puny west, how i long to go to this place and thorougly squeeze and examine the breasts of each woman in the glorious DPRK!
  This facility is truly a blessing. Three times now the Supreme Leader has visited this establishment to administer the exams himself. His generous it’s knows no bounds. Praise Juche.
  
  Such an obvious satire, The whole sub is filled with comments like these, it's quite funny. >
  
  
  Absolutely boobular! >
  
  North Korea: *Being a prick*
  South Korea/USA: *Practices defending against a prick*
  North Korea: :O >
  
  They do this every damn year >
  
  Twice a year.  I was a part of them in 2010.  I can tell you that most of us don't have a clue what's going on during these drills.  We're told to go to a place and set up equipment.  No idea why we're doing it. >
  
  To be kinda fair these seem more like drills for higher ups to check on coordination of all the chess pieces more than anything else....well, that, and a display of power to hopefully dissuade Trump's husband from fucking around. >
  
  One of the things that bothered me the most was that while the armory was right next to our barracks where we could quickly muster and pick up our weapons, the ammunition was over a mile away up a huge hill.  So, if shit really hit the fan. . . we might be dead before we can even get loaded. >
  
  The ASP MUST be far removed from everything else. You really don't want it next door to the barracks when it explodes like a god-forsaken MOAB. >
  
  You would think you'd have a minor barracks armory with small arms clips for immediate readiness though. >
  
  It would be a full day at least before the artillery barrage stopped and you ever saw a Nork close enough to shoot him. They're not gonna open with human wave attacks. They're gonna use all the gas shells first, and then send in the meatbags. 
  But yeah, you guys should still have better access to ammo. >
  
  Red red line, stay close to me, don’t let me be alone. >
  
  It’s tearing apart my blue, blue, heart >
  
  You are tearing me apart, Lisa >
  
  Stay tuned for REALLY extreme red line threat >
  
  China’s Final Warning:
  
  The People's Republic of China released its first "final warning" to the United States for their reconnaissance flights on 7 September 1958, during the Second Taiwan Strait Crisis. At the time, the United States considered the Republic of China as the sole legitimate representative of China and conducted reconnaissance flights in waters controlled by the People's Republic of China. China would then record such incidents, and issue a "final warning" through diplomatic channels for each incident that occurred. More than 900 Chinese "final warnings" had been issued by the end of 1964. >
  
  It's like when I say this is my final beer >
  
  I'll get another one for you. >
  
  "We will unleash untold fury on... ... the ocean!!"
  [Launches every single missile into the Pacific]
  ">:)" >
  
  If they hit Japan it would only happen because a missile malfunctioned. >
  
  And then they'd either apologize profusely or claim America was somehow responsible. I'm leaning toward they'd blame America. >
  
  North Korea escalates Attention Whoring to extreme red-line. >
  
  Like holy fuck i was kinda spooked 7 years ago by NK but now lmfaooo. They want attention and are malding because Ukraine and Russia have all the attention rn💀 >
  
  Fuck off and feed your people you fucking losers. >
  
  We know NK isn't going to attack since they selling off their ammo to Russia. >
  
  Oh Shit! They're going to start killing more fish again. >
  
  And shooting a missile over Japan wasn’t an extreme red line move? Give me a break >
  
  Double secret red line >
  
  You can pretty safely ignore any statement beginning with "North Korea says". Or "Russia says" for that matter.
  Nothing to see here, yet again. Move along. >
  
  They're different, though. Generally you can just completely ignore NK. But with Russia you have to brace yourself for the opposite of whatever they say. >
  
  Also any numbers announced by Russia? Multiply by ten if it's bad news for them, divide by 10 if it's good news for them. >
  
  Wait till they see the new drills at makita. >
  
  We're going straight to Festool. >
  
  In THIS economy?! >
  
  How much could one Festool cost, Michael, ten bananas? >
  
  why do we keep reporting this shit it doesn't matter at all. 
  In other, similarly relevant news, your neighbor 7 houses down has a dog that's barking. >
  
  I mean the guy has nuclear weapons. My guess is your neighbour doesn’t have nuclear weapons >
  
  Allegedly >
  
  If you think with every "test" missile launch that the Korean, US, and Japanese governments aren't out trying to find and recover anything for some intelligence purposes, you'd be out of your mind. >
  
  "Double Secret Probation" >
  
  Korean Christ! I am so sick of hearing North Korea say anything. You guys cut yourself off from the world. So either join it and be productive or shut the absolute fuck up with your threats that mean nothing. North Korea won't EVER do shit. >
  
  Why not come do some drills with us? It'll be a fun training exercise lmao. >
  
  Up the alert to super mega triple baboon’s ass red! >
  
  Just wait until we push things to the most extreme elimination challenge red line. >
  
  North Korea! You. Have. Been. Eliminated! >
  
  That little dog still yappin, eh? >
  
  Yeah usually when it needs humanitarian aid since it is a failed state w nukes. >
  
  Stfu North Korea. No one has time for your shit anymore. >
  
  God, North Korea desperately competing for space in the news cycle is pathetic >
  
  Lil' Kimmie just angry Pootie has the spotlight for wackjob losers that kill innocent People ATM. >
  
  Infrared line: Nobody can see it. Nobody pays attention to it. >
  
  Dear Lil Kim, send me your sis’s OF if you want some food. >
  
  Oh No!!
  Not the extreme red line!
  I mean the Norks have already promised to NUKE the USA 1000 times and rape the burning corpses when they invade....what more can you threaten now? >
  
  Yawn... >
  
  One step closer to ludicrous-extreme red-line. >
  
  Escalating world tension is interesting to see, but if nukes are involved on both sides, nothing will happen. Ukraine did not have nukes and is therefore a "safe" conflict for everyone to entertain themselves with. >
  
  Alright, time to bring back Rodman >
  
  Right now I think they are in the fuck around and find out stage. A war with them would not last very long and I really doubt china would want to bail them out again. >
  
  North Korea's just upset because their supreme leader is going through male menopause and nobody's been paying attention to them since we're busy dealing with real problems. >
  
  Just launch the damn missiles already Kim. You've been saying this shit for like 30 years now and quite frankly I don't like a tease. >
  
  Pushed to what? Kim jong fat kid is threathening nuclear armageddon upon the planet every few months.  
  I hope someone kills him with a hammer and dogs eat his remains. >
  
  This asshole needs to to take another look at the Russia-Ukraine "special operation".  
  If Ukraine can fight the RUSSIANS to a STALEMATE (with the aid of US, etc weaponry)... THEN, what does he think is going to happen if he engages the US Military???
  A:  Kimmy, YOUR COUNTRY is going to be LEVELED TO THE FUCKING GROUND, you dumb narcissist. >
  
  You know what this mean for the tuna >
  
  Are they going to attack the ocean again? >
  
  Russia has proven our entire world strategy is horseshit, its time to take off the kid gloves when dealing with north korea >
  
  I mean if you don’t have Internet in 2023… >
  
  North Korea desperately trying to stay relevant when the world is focused on Russia.  "Please pay attention to us, we're still a threat to the West" >
  
  Because in NK, we only practice showing off >
  
  U.S. and South Korea: "So I says to Mabel I says -"
  North Korea: "HOW DARE YOU CROSS THIS LINE!!! THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES!!!"
  U.S. and South Korea: "... So I says to Mabel I says..." >
  
  Wait until we hit super extreme dark red, then we're in for it! >
  
  You know… It’s really tiring listening to all of these fucking moron, dictators bitching about how they’re being pushed to the edge. When are they really need to do is just shut up and mind their own business and nobody would give a shit about them. >
  
  But shooting missiles over Japan is ok. Got it. 👌 >
  
  Lmao acting as if shooting an ICBM towards Japan and narrowly missing making everyone think they were about to nuke Japan, wasn’t pushing the situation to an extreme red line >
  
  "US, you have crossed the Ultimate-Extreme-Red Line of Impossible DONOTCROSS, but we will not react because you are all beneath us!" >
  
  Yeah?  So you wanna start fight again with famished troops and antiquated weapons? >
  
  Iran was attacked for helping out Russia. North Korea has been accused. The line is clear. >
  
  This daily threat sponsored by Taedonggang beer. 
  Nothing tastes like freedom like a crisp Taedonggang. >
  
  north korea, russia, iran threaten with War because they have nothing left to offer the World. >
  
  So do something about it.  No?  Then go back to being an annoying purse dog that barks ridiculously at everything. >
  
  The extreme red line is that their people are starving and dying from COVID and the DICKtator needs someone to distract. >
  
  Let's do this >
  
  Calm the fuck down, NK. Maybe go for a walk or watch a movie or something. >
  
  North Korea says U.S. drills have pushed the situation to the infra-red line which they are having trouble seeing. >
  
  And there are only limited amount of red lines behind that one >
  
  Is like the Chinese Final Warning? >
  
  Way past the Simply Red line >
  
  Look at me! Look at me! >
  
  We're at terror alert Blackwatch plaid! >
  
  Nothing will happen >
  
  Kim Jong-un: "I WILL NUKE THE WEST"
  The West: practices common defense
  Kim: "WHAT THE FUCK, YOU CAN'T DO THAT" >
  
  NK is starting to hear the color red. It can't possibly get any redder with the amount of times they have repeated this. >
  
  North Korea still needs to pedal their bombers and hope the chain stays tight enough to keep the wings flapping… >
  
  Hans Brix! Oh No! >
  
  Every year, whatever >
  
  Oh no...anyway... >
  
  Puffing your chest out to the largest military complex on this planet, probably isn’t going to win you anything >
  
  Meh, let me know when the "extreme extra value pro bonus red line" is reached. >
  
  Almost wish this wasn’t even posted so it wouldn’t waste my time >
  
  Mmhhmmmm sound the alarms >
  
  The Hunger Games: Pyongyang or Bust >
  
  Technically, the Korean war never ended. A cease fire has lasted since the 1950s. Maybe the US should use that to its advantage and end it once and for all. I mean with all the money the US spends on its military, you’d think it would be a walk in the park. >
  
  North Korea has continued, through all these long decades, to move that darn red-line every time a drill is occurring or something else happens that gets their panties in a bunch. That red-line has been moved so, so much that no one knows where it is anymore. Fools! >
  
  Do something then. >
  
  We at crimson red by now, tell the little fat man we don't care anymore. >
  
  Dunking on North Korea should be an Olympic sport.  Or at least the official pastime of every real country. >
  
  Highway to the danger line >
  
  Is this extreme red likely to go with green? Probably not coz y'all are all  ☠️ and in on this together to crash the world's economys and the government's agencies become so incompetent that the people beg for someone to come in and take charge, then in rolls NWO! oh yes folks it's the crazy tin foil hatter's brigade 👷 everyone needs to open their eyes, stop watching TV and MSN coz Elie yes e-lie e-co-lie economic lie 🤷🏼 >
  
  were on the eve of destruction  ,, the rockets bursting in air and the mushrooms growing every where.. >
  
  Baby Huey needs a good stomping. >
  
  Suck a fart outta my asshole, Kim. >
  
  Oh no!
  anyways... >
  
  KJU must've suffered a blood fart in the shower again. >
  
  North korea just blasting out it's own demise.  I'm guessing Kim Jong doe boy suisidal??? Lol >
  
  North Korea, we sincerely invite you to fuck around and find the fuck out. Please, we’re tied of your bullshit.
  Sincerely, everyone. >
  
  Finish your damn war! It's been like 60 years for fucks sake. What is south Korea waiting for? It's ridiculous >
  
  50 more years of this and we might actually do something about it... Maybe... - NK probably >
  
  JFC, NORTH KOREA, WE GET IT. YOU NEED ATTENTION. YOU CRAVE ATTENTION. YOU'RE DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION. FINE. WHATEVER. >
  
  “I know we like to flex by hucking an ICBM periodically when things are tense using funds that could have been used to feed people but these drills are a step too far!!” >
  
  I’m so tired of hearing from these fuckwads. >
  
  North Korea starts with the letter N. >
  
  What happens if we get to a dark red line? >
  
  Nobody cares about what NK has to say. >
  
  Nuts >
  
  USA: “come at me bro” >
  
  And they won't do shit. >
  
  Do it, no balls >
  
  What you gon do bout it? >
  
  *yawn* .... Guess they're going to threaten us harder with even harsher language? >
  
  Or else what? You’ll start a war you cannot win? >
  
  If r/polandball has taught me anything, this means that it’s time for North Korea’s regular food aid shipments to make them quiet down for a few years. >
  
  All this talk about a red line... is the ^(one peice) real too?? >
  
  Everything pushes the situation to an “extreme red line” with North Korea.  They’re just upset because everyone is focused on Russia and not paying them any attention. >
  
  When is someone gonna Gaddafi the kim regime? >
  
  You keep talking shit and the US is gonna turn you into an island, you're gonna glow in the dark. >
  
  Well, maybe stop lobbing missiles over Japan! >
  
  Oh no...so anways I was thinking we go to that seafood place for dinner tonight. >
  
  We super mean it this time you guys! >
  
  ~~China's~~
  ~~Russia's~~
  North Korea's Final Warning. >
  
  They've known about these drills for months. NK is completely full of shit. The only drills that occur without notice are NK drills/missle launches. The US and SK send notice through the UN about drills and training to avoid any NK bullshit. >
  
  The war with China will be held in N Korea. >
  
  Like a lot of Russia's warnings, this is probably just for internal consumption. North Korea likes to push the idea that they absolutely crushed the US during the Korean War, all by themselves, with no help from any other countries. >
  
  "Look at me! Pay attention to me! " >
  
  I'm tired of NK threats that lead to nothing. They are like that one guy at a bar who is all talk, then when someone gets in their face they get scared. I don't wish for NK to actually go through with their threats and cause unnecessary death, but they are annoying. >
  
  Drama queens. >
  
  Fuck fat boy. He knows our issues are focused elsewhere !! >
  
  Shut up and pay for your Volvos North Korea. >
  
  "Yawn" >
  
  **Steps over red-line...
  
  US....probably. >
  
  All these oppressive regimes like to make threats and more threats. Russia Iran North Korea Russia. Please fuck off. Please at least stfu. We don’t care what you think. >
  
  USA says do it b**** >
  
  As long as the Chinese don't get involved like they did at Chosin, the US would wipe the fucking floor with Un's ass. >
  
  I mean… in the Korean War 34,574 Americans died compared to 215,000 - 400,000 North Koreans and the according to Chinese Sources 197,653 Chinese dead… we kinda did wipe the floor with them, the difference being that we seem to value the lives of our soldiers more than they do. Russia is no different, their strategy is to just throw soldiers into the meat grinder hoping who they are fighting will get tired of killing them ir run out of bullets >
  
  Having better weapons helps reduce deaths >
  
  He said “red vine”, he is just hungry >
  
  Well, let’s try to avoid the double extreme red line.  That could lead to a warning. >
  
  Everyone's drawing red lines nowadays.
  But now we have extreme red lines? >
  
  extreme red line = red line slamming a Mountain Dew while wearing sunglasses and sporting a cocky attitude >
  
  thats just redline justin >
  
  U.S says go fuck yourselves. >
  
  USA-“And you can extremely suck my balls” >
  
  How long until extreme-mega-ultra-red line? >
  
  We need to find the double secret red line >
  
  Ohhh snap what if next time it's bold? Or... Most extreme underlined line >
  
  Kim want’s attention… he is just a large kid with issues. >
  
  Extreme Red Line - with Steven Segal. Out now in your DVD store you never gonna visit. >
  
  They always say that.
  If the U.S has PT exercises in the most southern part of South Korea, North Korea will say they are pushing the red line. >
  
  Lines! Now with more RED! 
  Kim: "Can someone ask Papa Bear if we can shoot another rocket? " >
  
  Boring. >
  
  What is it with degenerate leaders/governments projecting like total cowards?  They can test missiles but nobody else can conduct drills?
  It's like Russia saying it's an escalation for Ukraine to get Western weapons but it's totally fine for Iran to send them suicide drones. >
  
  "the most overwhelming nuclear force"  
  There's a theme that runs through these despotic regimes. >
  
  Oh.....but anyway >
  
  Oh no not the country thats starving what will we ever do >
  
  No one gives a crap about North Korea. >
  
  ok, still north koreas move. >
  
  Fuck you north korea. You are the one who started this. >
  
  How did they start it exactly? >
  
  By invading SK. >
  
  Here's how you beat NK:
  Move all your forces just out of reach of their weaponry and keep avoiding them for like 2 weeks.
  Watch their army die of hunger because logistics.
  Tada!