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  Man, that's only 4 hours! Such a tight window to get there in time.
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  You would have to go to bed at 8 and wake up at 4am for midnight to be truly the middle >
  
  I work in a factory so you got the times perfect for me >
  
  All of society collapsing if factories had three shifts a day instead of two >
  
  Lots of factories have three shifts >
  
  11pm-7am, 7am-3pm, 3pm-11pm >
  
  hey that sounds like 7-Eleven. >
  
  It's actually called 7 Eleven cause it's open 7 hours a day, 11 days a week. >
  
  I know you're being facetious, but the real reason is that they were open from 7:00 p.m. to 11:00 p.m., which was a big deal at one point.