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  They were tears of laughter because Trump didn't get the joke that DeSantis doesn't need him. DeSantis better represents the current GOP better than trump in every way. Trump is the ideal representation of the typical GOP voter, DeSantis represents the RNC.
  DeSantis is, in my opinion, a bigger threat to America than Trump. 
  They both are scum and I hope karma gives them a big kick in the balls someday.
context: and then he said 'sir' >
  
  CNN fact checker Daniel Dale’s deep dive into President Trump’s “crying men” “sir speeches” was an excellent piece of journalism. >
  
  Do you have a link? >
  
  Thanks! >
  
  Oh Trump, you apparently have no idea how you predictable your embellishments are. Quite embarrassing >
  
  "Big man, strong man, tears in his eyes" >
  
  As if Trump would feel anything except contempt for someone 'weak' enough to cry. >
  
  Trump loves "weakness." He loves it when someone previously opposed to him capitulates. Not only does he win a battle, he gains another henchman. To Trump, strong-willed people that he can't coerce are a threat. >
  
  No one writes Trump fan fiction quite as well as Trump. >
  
  
  The former president also said Virginia Gov. Glenn Youngkin was a “disappointment” after he didn’t properly appreciate the help Trump gave him to win his primary.
  
  Which is hilarious, because Glenn Youngkin didn't run in a primary (VA GOP held a state convention with the explicit purpose of avoiding a Trump-style candidate), and Trump didn't endorse him at that convention nomination fight. >
  
  Is this satire? Because it feels an awful lot like satire. >
  
  Tragicomedy. >
  
  But only because we are stuck in it. >
  
  'He said, "Sir, Sir! I know I'm not deserving, Sir," He really told me this people. He was wearing boots, big boots, white as the Adderall I snorted before coming on stage people, and we love our whites folks, believe me no one loves whites like Donald Trump.  "Mr. Trump, my campaign is sunk without your endorsement, sir.  Will you please, please give me your blessing?" He said this with tears in his eyes, whiny tears, like his voice, snot was all over his face - it was really quite something, folks.  Certainly not strong like I am. >
  
  Who let this horse loose in a hospital? >
  
  Tears in his eyes, in his ears, his... whatever... >
  
  Underrated comment here ppl >
  
  DeSantis should come out and say that he barely even knows Trump. Just a good old fashioned lie-off. >
  
  Always looks like he has tears in his eyes >
  
  He may very well have had tears in his eyes because Trump's Depends needed changing. >
  
  Donald is so fucking rapey. He can literally walk away from a screaming disagreement with someone and immediately tell the next person "Everyone agrees, especially that guy". He literally uses any power he has to make others feel powerless. >
  
  Donald Trump is snotty, bitchy and mean like a 6th grade girl.
  He's orange.
  He's got stupid hair.
  And he's senile.
  I'm not a DeSantis fan, but C'MON! >
  
  This shits about to get ugly lol get your popcorn ready >
  
  For once, I think he’s being truthful. >
  
  What's with trump always telling stories about people crying? It's weird >
  
  Both are threats to our country >
  
  lmfao, this clown is too dumb to know how dumb he sounds. A walking Dunning-Kruger exhibit. >
  
  Monster spawning new monsters. >
  
  Sounds like Ron is not the alpha the gop thought he was >
  
  remember, trump = liar >
  
  I believe it. >
  
  Dude is running the most authoritarian state in the country >
  
  The GOP primary debates are going to be interesting. >
  
  And dick in his mouth. Sad, mushroom kingdom dick. >
  
  I don't have any respect for DeSantis but I highly doubt any of that ever happened >
  
  It's a recycling of the old joke. How can you tell when Trump is lying? His lips are moving >
  
  Trump is so desperate to look like a strong "alpha male", but in reality just reveals his own insecurities with these obvious lies. >
  
  Folks, let me tell you, nobody knows more about pooping their own pants than me. Believe me, I have the best pants, the strongest pants, the most luxurious pants you've ever seen.
  And I have to tell you, folks, I had a little incident. I had to, you know, go. And let me tell you, it was tremendous. It was huge. People are saying it was the best they've ever seen.
  But here's the thing, folks. I was in a meeting, a very important meeting. And I had to go, I had to go right then and there. And let me tell you, I made a decision. I said to myself, 'Donald, you have the best pants, you have to take care of business.' And that's what I did.
  Now, some people are saying, 'Donald, how could you do such a thing?' But let me tell you, folks, it was a moment of strength. It was a moment of courage. And it was all done with class, with elegance, with style.
  So let me tell you, folks. The fake news media, they want to make a big deal out of this. But let me tell you, I'm proud of what I did. And I'm going to keep doing it, folks. Because that's what leadership is all about. Taking care of business, no matter what.
  And let me tell you, folks. This country, our great country, is going to be doing a lot of pooping its own pants, because we're number one! But wait, no, actually, folks. We're not number one. We're number two. Because that's what we do, folks. We're the best. And nobody does it better than us. >
  
  I honestly think this is probably true.
  DeSantis is a step above Cruz. He's less obsequious but he's a total toadie. He's still a "shittier" Trump knockoff.