comment: >
  
  Lil' Kimmie just angry Pootie has the spotlight for wackjob losers that kill innocent People ATM.
context: North Korea:  "The red line just got redder! " >
  
  russia: hold my beer I will show how to draw red line >
  
  Which red line? Last I checked we crossed many red lines and they keep drawing new ones. Hard to keep up >
  
  Reminds me of Bugs Bunny daring Yosemite Sam to step over the line. >
  
  That’s great. I was thinking, wouldn’t it be great someone photoshopping Kim as Yosemite-Kim? >
  
  Ya darn tootin it would >
  
  It's that time of year, NK running out of food and needs more. >
  
  Wait.  Who gives them food when they do this? >
  
  United Nations, I believe. 
  They've done something like this since Obama when there's a shortage of something they need and they start with the warhawk talk then as soon as they get food or whatever they shut up. Conversations seem like they go like the below. 
  NK: Listen UN, we'll walk away from this extreme red-line if you give us food.
  UN: ...you could just ask normally...
  This was a joke when I first started following it like 10 years ago so I don't know how long it's been going on for. >
  
  “You could just ask normally”
  “I’m literally embargoed by the entire planet” >
  
  “There’s a reason for that” >
  
  r/Pyongyang >
  
  Every single comment there is so funny. The satire is beautiful. >
  
  I don't know if you are being sarcastic, but just in case: it's not satire. >
  
  Sure it is. E.g. here are some comments from [Pyongyang in Pictures] Breast Tumor Institute of Pyongyang Maternity Hospital:
  
  Just as Juche technology eliminates tumors of the breast, Juche thought eliminates the tumors of capitalism!
  As a doctor (in engineering) currently working in the puny west, how i long to go to this place and thorougly squeeze and examine the breasts of each woman in the glorious DPRK!
  This facility is truly a blessing. Three times now the Supreme Leader has visited this establishment to administer the exams himself. His generous it’s knows no bounds. Praise Juche.
  
  Such an obvious satire, The whole sub is filled with comments like these, it's quite funny. >
  
  
  Absolutely boobular! >
  
  North Korea: *Being a prick*
  South Korea/USA: *Practices defending against a prick*
  North Korea: :O >
  
  They do this every damn year >
  
  Twice a year.  I was a part of them in 2010.  I can tell you that most of us don't have a clue what's going on during these drills.  We're told to go to a place and set up equipment.  No idea why we're doing it. >
  
  To be kinda fair these seem more like drills for higher ups to check on coordination of all the chess pieces more than anything else....well, that, and a display of power to hopefully dissuade Trump's husband from fucking around. >
  
  One of the things that bothered me the most was that while the armory was right next to our barracks where we could quickly muster and pick up our weapons, the ammunition was over a mile away up a huge hill.  So, if shit really hit the fan. . . we might be dead before we can even get loaded. >
  
  The ASP MUST be far removed from everything else. You really don't want it next door to the barracks when it explodes like a god-forsaken MOAB. >
  
  You would think you'd have a minor barracks armory with small arms clips for immediate readiness though. >
  
  It would be a full day at least before the artillery barrage stopped and you ever saw a Nork close enough to shoot him. They're not gonna open with human wave attacks. They're gonna use all the gas shells first, and then send in the meatbags. 
  But yeah, you guys should still have better access to ammo. >
  
  Red red line, stay close to me, don’t let me be alone. >
  
  It’s tearing apart my blue, blue, heart >
  
  You are tearing me apart, Lisa >
  
  Stay tuned for REALLY extreme red line threat >
  
  China’s Final Warning:
  
  The People's Republic of China released its first "final warning" to the United States for their reconnaissance flights on 7 September 1958, during the Second Taiwan Strait Crisis. At the time, the United States considered the Republic of China as the sole legitimate representative of China and conducted reconnaissance flights in waters controlled by the People's Republic of China. China would then record such incidents, and issue a "final warning" through diplomatic channels for each incident that occurred. More than 900 Chinese "final warnings" had been issued by the end of 1964. >
  
  It's like when I say this is my final beer >
  
  I'll get another one for you. >
  
  "We will unleash untold fury on... ... the ocean!!"
  [Launches every single missile into the Pacific]
  ">:)" >
  
  If they hit Japan it would only happen because a missile malfunctioned. >
  
  And then they'd either apologize profusely or claim America was somehow responsible. I'm leaning toward they'd blame America. >
  
  North Korea escalates Attention Whoring to extreme red-line. >
  
  Like holy fuck i was kinda spooked 7 years ago by NK but now lmfaooo. They want attention and are malding because Ukraine and Russia have all the attention rn💀 >
  
  Fuck off and feed your people you fucking losers. >
  
  We know NK isn't going to attack since they selling off their ammo to Russia. >
  
  Oh Shit! They're going to start killing more fish again. >
  
  And shooting a missile over Japan wasn’t an extreme red line move? Give me a break >
  
  Double secret red line >
  
  You can pretty safely ignore any statement beginning with "North Korea says". Or "Russia says" for that matter.
  Nothing to see here, yet again. Move along. >
  
  They're different, though. Generally you can just completely ignore NK. But with Russia you have to brace yourself for the opposite of whatever they say. >
  
  Also any numbers announced by Russia? Multiply by ten if it's bad news for them, divide by 10 if it's good news for them. >
  
  Wait till they see the new drills at makita. >
  
  We're going straight to Festool. >
  
  In THIS economy?! >
  
  How much could one Festool cost, Michael, ten bananas? >
  
  why do we keep reporting this shit it doesn't matter at all. 
  In other, similarly relevant news, your neighbor 7 houses down has a dog that's barking. >
  
  I mean the guy has nuclear weapons. My guess is your neighbour doesn’t have nuclear weapons >
  
  Allegedly >
  
  If you think with every "test" missile launch that the Korean, US, and Japanese governments aren't out trying to find and recover anything for some intelligence purposes, you'd be out of your mind. >
  
  "Double Secret Probation" >
  
  Korean Christ! I am so sick of hearing North Korea say anything. You guys cut yourself off from the world. So either join it and be productive or shut the absolute fuck up with your threats that mean nothing. North Korea won't EVER do shit. >
  
  Why not come do some drills with us? It'll be a fun training exercise lmao. >
  
  Up the alert to super mega triple baboon’s ass red! >
  
  Just wait until we push things to the most extreme elimination challenge red line. >
  
  North Korea! You. Have. Been. Eliminated! >
  
  That little dog still yappin, eh? >
  
  Yeah usually when it needs humanitarian aid since it is a failed state w nukes. >
  
  Stfu North Korea. No one has time for your shit anymore. >
  
  God, North Korea desperately competing for space in the news cycle is pathetic