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  yeah but the only person able to ride that many dicks is yer mum
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  We choose to go to the moon not because it is easy but because we are HARD.
  -Alternate reality JFK >
  
  Thank you for the amazing laugh. >
  
  Question is what length OP used for measurement, and whether flaccid or HARD. As JFK eloquently implied, if it’s HARD we would likely be able to make it back. >
  
  Sorry chief but I'm not gonna be able to contribute much to this bridge >
  
  We are gonna need every inch we can get son. >
  
  Who said anything about an inch? >
  
  Even half an inch shall have to contribute to this greatest human endeavor. >
  
  Gayest human endeavor ftfy >
  
  They didn’t say they needed your body…. 
  …just the dick ✂️ >
  
  So anyone chopping 4 billion dicks and placing them in a row is not in the gayest human endeavor ever.
  Well you’re right, I have to correct this: any male, not anyone >
  
  What if the women built it though >
  
  So thats what theyre doing in the bathroom >
  
  NEVER in my life have I EVER thought about a bridge of dicks, let alone how many it would take to get to the moon,  thank you for this poignant imagery OP.  You’ve expanded my horizons. >
  
  Now whenever you see a river or 2 buildings far apart you’ll think “I wonder how many dicks to bridge that?” >
  
  Dude, perfect name for this thread. >
  
  r/councilworkers “how many dicks to bridge that?” >
  
  Why kind of bridge?  Are we talking about a tenuous “arch” of end-to-end dicks to the moon, or one that is built using structural members (joists, etc.) that use dicks as a material. 
  Is it paved with dicks as well? And if so, how wide is the dick road?  Is it a walking bridge or wide enough for a vehicle? >
  
  You, Sir, are asking the important questions. If i remember correctly, there is a section in "What if?!" on a similar endeavor... building a bridge of Lego bricks to cross the Atlantic. If you wanna make the math, it bears some excellent calculations on this. (If we assume dicks as similarly integral to Lego bricks, that is.) >
  
  Last time I checked, dicks do not have connector parts. Yes, one end is barbed, if you will, but they’re not going to just connect to one another. I’m not convinced of the structural integrity of this Moon-Dick Bridge >
  
  Me neither, I wanna see the architects plans before I agree to contribute. >
  
  I was so sure that could not be the case I had to do the math on this...
  About 3.95 billion men in the world with average penis size of 13.16cm and yep all the way to the moon and about ~~half~~  a third of the way back... >
  
  We can get about halfway back by adding clitoris >
  
  I really want the plural form of clitoris to be clitori >
  
  Clitoruses >
  
  I thought you said clitchorus >
  
  But is there enough dicks on the moon to build a man to the earth? >
  
  "Bridge" is pretty generous for what would be a one dick  thick tether. >
  
  Hard or not hard, coz there is subtle difference between them. >
  
  Men claim it reaches the moon. In reality, it only gets about halfway there. >
  
  Erect or flaccid? >
  
  Considering Nixon was president during the moon launches and signed appropriations for NASA to do so, apparently it only took one Dick to get to the moon. >
  
  Ummm, it's a bridge you can go both ways on it.
  Sounds like a rejected r/jokes post. >
  
  Disappointed to report that I don't have much to contribute to that. >
  
  You'd think, but wouldn't quite make it. Sorry OP, I blame myself due to the fact that I have a small, small dick. Sorry OP, sorry everyone,  it's my fault 😔 >
  
  With average world dick size X number of men in the world, the math checks out with boners to spare! Way to go guys, our dicks are more than satisfactory!! >
  
  Considering the moon is about 238,000 miles away so 15,079,680,000inches and there are about 3.97 billion males, and the average length is 5.17, that’s about 20, 524,900,000 inches so ya you can make it to the moon, except when you factor the fact that they would be flaccid which brings it down to a 3.12 inch average and then you only get 12, 386,400,000 which is not enough. Therefore some guys are gunna need to be hard >
  
  🎵 Where were you, when they were building a dick bridge to the moon 🎵 >
  
  Yeah, someone already tried that. >
  
  Yeah wtf, you’re the only person I’ve seen mention this in the whole thread. >
  
  If you're counting on mine to help get there, you might fall a bit short...
  Story of my life. >
  
  Strength in numbers amigo