comment: >
  
  "Open the outer doors, firing point procedures. Now if that bastard so much as twitches, I'm going to blow him straight to Mars"
context: Well, I can't fault the bravery of that ship captain, putting so much water under a Russian ship. >
  
  Well it’s far from Moscow windows and staircases now though. >
  
  Its only one missile away from the other Moscow though >
  
  or one "cigarette fire" away from brave new depths. >
  
  But closer to Montana. >
  
  I wonder if the XO wants to raise rabbits >
  
  And have two wives. >
  
  Oh at least two. >
  
  Sam Neill...pre-Jurrassic Park, IIRC...what a great movie (and better book) >
  
  Indeed it is! >
  
  Betting pool!
  Place your bets here!
  Which happens first:
  Catches fire
  Breaks down and has to be towed to port
  Defects to a NATO coutry
  Sinks without explanation >
  
  Can I add falls down a flight of stairs or has a heart attack? >
  
  Or more likely, towed away by Ukrainian fishing boat. >
  
  Sea tractor >
  
  That's called a tugboat. >
  
  Ukrainian Sea Tractor is the official name now. >
  
  I feel bad for the shipmen that have to row that thing. >
  
  All Tugs currently servicing Admiral Kuznetsov. >
  
  Both tugs >
  
  Give your boats a tug, shipfucker. >
  
  See you tomorrow when it sinks or burns >
  
  It might also lose an engagement against local fishermen because they think those are japanese torpedo boats >
  
  Greatest story in Russian Naval history! >
  
  The Wikipedia article contains the phrase “greater losses to both sides were prevented by ”. 
  When “greater losses to both sides” is used in a sentence where only one of those sides is armed you know you’re in for some clownshoes shit. >
  
  So what's this about? >
  
  That whole article has so much unintended sass its amazing:
  
  After navigating a non-existent minefield, the Russian fleet sailed into the North Sea. >
  
  
  Before the Dogger Bank incident, the nervous Russian fleet had fired on fishermen carrying consular dispatches from Russia to them near the Danish coast. No damage was caused because of the Russian fleet's poor gunnery. >
  
  Russian gunnery, the real hero here...  
  
  More serious losses to both sides were avoided only because of the extremely low quality of Russian gunnery, with the battleship Oryol reportedly firing more than 500 shells without hitting anything. >
  
  Probably worried the Ukrainians will sink it in port otherwise >
  
  Hope there aren't any smokers on that ship >
  
  How’s cell phone reception on that ship >
  
  Hit or miss. >
  
  3-G... you sunk my missile ship! >
  
  All 10? Bold considering there is definitely a Virginia-class attack sub shadowing it.