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context: “Cast a shadow on Groundhog Day” >
  
  This will go down as one of the wors story titles ever. >
  
  
  With that, a child attending the event, wearing a groundhog hat, was called up to the stage and handed a stuffed toy groundhog. He predicted six more weeks of winter. 
  
  Their new groundhog is a child. >
  
  Kids don't know shit about meteorology.  This is an outrage! >
  
  Can someone get Benoit Blanc on the case? >
  
  Does anyone know the whereabouts of the former mayor of NYC, Bill DeBlasio? He uhhh– he's got a history with groundhog murders. >
  
  That's awful, but who cares about Groundhog Day >
  
  Maybe the person who watched it every day for a year.
  Meta² >
  
  Sounds like a murder mystery. >
  
  Someone obviously aced Creative Writing 101 in Uni. >
  
  This headline is fucking annoying and the person who wrote it should be smacked in the face with a spatula.