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  This made me chuckle
context: The most lowkey assassination attempt ever. >
  
  In Japan, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand >
  
  Yakuza boss die! >
  
  Mistake! >
  
  Video is blocked by NBC lmao wtf >
  
  FUCK that will never get old. 
  I can see the old guy trying to hold it together through the bit at the end too >
  
  Hidetoshi Imura (Heart Surgeon #1) is very active on Facebook and a genuinely sweet guy. When my daughters graduated high school he congratulated them on my feed and leaves little comments. He had a bad heart attack a few years and the Office fan community swarmed him with love. Hide is my favorite character on that show, hands down. >
  
  I’m glad he survived at the hands of the #2 Heart Surgeon and the Yakuza chasing him. >
  
  Locked in with a psychopath ... if Luka ends up caving to putin, then hopefully those who rose up before in protest will be in greater numbers and rise up yet again.
  ... and maybe they can dig some ditches in the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone while they're at it too. >
  
  I think this is why he hasn't attacked.  If orders the army in, the army may just join forces with the Belarusians in Ukraine and march for Minsk.
  This is a lot more likely than people think... >
  
  Any new attack from Belarus would have to be framed as Russia with Belarusian volunteers rather then Belarus joining the war, and even then the "volunteers" would have to be rear-guard and logistics and maybe some very limited SOF action because if any regular Belarus soldiers end up at the frontline they will rout, defect or surrender at first opportunity. >
  
  If I was working for an intelligence service I would constantly be leaking this kind of stuff to the media.  
  Even if it’s not true, the goal is to sow doubt.  
  If you were Putin and you’re paranoid about Covid, there’s no way this isn’t messing with your head for a few days.  
  Plus now he’s not sure about Lukashenko.  Maybe he refuses to meet Lukashenko in person anymore.  Maybe he’s petty enough to try to infect Lukashenko with something.  
  This is somewhat a similar strategy he’s used in other countries including the US.  
  They just drip little bits of misinformation.  They go on social media and spread rumors or hype up rumors other people are spreading.  
  They make people question institutions, leaders, etc. >
  
  Makes you wonder if Putin really did shit his pants the other day. I'm just going to assume yes. 
  Side note: news reports stated that Putin shit his pants a few weeks ago. 
  Keywords: Putin shit poops pants >
  
  I just assume he shits his pants everyday >
  
  “Lukashenko may have not washed his hands after leaving the bathroom, even though he said he did.” >
  
  “Luka, why are your hands wet?” >
  
  "Just happy to see you" >
  
  middle finger tickle palm handshake