comment: >
  
  Every time I see Putin with another person I am reminded how fun sized he really is.
context: The most lowkey assassination attempt ever. >
  
  In Japan, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand >
  
  Yakuza boss die! >
  
  Mistake! >
  
  Video is blocked by NBC lmao wtf >
  
  FUCK that will never get old. 
  I can see the old guy trying to hold it together through the bit at the end too >
  
  Hidetoshi Imura (Heart Surgeon #1) is very active on Facebook and a genuinely sweet guy. When my daughters graduated high school he congratulated them on my feed and leaves little comments. He had a bad heart attack a few years and the Office fan community swarmed him with love. Hide is my favorite character on that show, hands down. >
  
  I’m glad he survived at the hands of the #2 Heart Surgeon and the Yakuza chasing him. >
  
  Locked in with a psychopath ... if Luka ends up caving to putin, then hopefully those who rose up before in protest will be in greater numbers and rise up yet again.
  ... and maybe they can dig some ditches in the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone while they're at it too. >
  
  I think this is why he hasn't attacked.  If orders the army in, the army may just join forces with the Belarusians in Ukraine and march for Minsk.
  This is a lot more likely than people think... >
  
  Any new attack from Belarus would have to be framed as Russia with Belarusian volunteers rather then Belarus joining the war, and even then the "volunteers" would have to be rear-guard and logistics and maybe some very limited SOF action because if any regular Belarus soldiers end up at the frontline they will rout, defect or surrender at first opportunity. >
  
  If I was working for an intelligence service I would constantly be leaking this kind of stuff to the media.  
  Even if it’s not true, the goal is to sow doubt.  
  If you were Putin and you’re paranoid about Covid, there’s no way this isn’t messing with your head for a few days.  
  Plus now he’s not sure about Lukashenko.  Maybe he refuses to meet Lukashenko in person anymore.  Maybe he’s petty enough to try to infect Lukashenko with something.  
  This is somewhat a similar strategy he’s used in other countries including the US.  
  They just drip little bits of misinformation.  They go on social media and spread rumors or hype up rumors other people are spreading.  
  They make people question institutions, leaders, etc. >
  
  Makes you wonder if Putin really did shit his pants the other day. I'm just going to assume yes. 
  Side note: news reports stated that Putin shit his pants a few weeks ago. 
  Keywords: Putin shit poops pants >
  
  I just assume he shits his pants everyday >
  
  “Lukashenko may have not washed his hands after leaving the bathroom, even though he said he did.” >
  
  “Luka, why are your hands wet?” >
  
  "Just happy to see you" >
  
  middle finger tickle palm handshake >
  
  This made me chuckle >
  
  Can the scourge of 2020 and 2021 end the nigthmare of 2022 in 2023? >
  
  “We were bad but now we’re good!”
   - Covid variants >
  
  These two have swapped spit together for sure. Not a big deal >
  
  Can you imagine Lukashenko as the little spoon lololol >
  
  We all know Putin secretly likes being big spoon.
  (Don't get me wrong, little spoon is great - his fragile masculinity just can't handle the idea of it.) >
  
  Exactly why he would be. His tiny ego makes him submissive I'm bed, and it infuriates him, so he takes it out on the world. >
  
  We all know his dick doesen't work anymore. Thats wjy he wishes back the sovjet era.  Most insecur guy on the planet.. Just google Putin Highheels >
  
  every photo of Putie shows him far from others, behind a desk he can hide behind.  Others have shown that when he is with "people" they are always the same "people"  no matter who they are supposed to be.  He clearly thinks about this and lives in a very controlled environment....it isn't a random public whacko like POTUS has to fear, Putie fears the inside shiv.... >
  
  But he’s current on his rabies shot right >
  
  Should’ve reupped on hepatitis >
  
  Did they at least use condoms? >
  
  They reached a missile pact >
  
  Priming each other for successful launches >
  
  Next weeks news... Lukashenko mysteriously falls out window, while falling down his stairs. >
  
  He was also able to ingest polonium and shoot himself in the back of the head multiple times as he tumbled down the stairs.
  He also shit himself twice as hard as Pootin, who he himself has never shit his pants or fallen down the stairs and then shit his pants.
  Very normal circumstances, comrade, happens all the time. >
  
  Of course, didn't lukashenko say he didn't even believe in covid? >
  
  He said it could be easily cured by drinking vodka or driving around on a tractor, or something. >
  
  Oh hell no ! Does Putin know ?? Accidental window situation incoming !! >
  
  It's a good day when we get to add someone to this great Wikipedia list. >
  
  It was funny until I saw the entries which included wife and children found dead along with him. >
  
  I've heard that when an oligarch dies with no heirs, the money goes to the state. That would explain a lot of this. >
  
  They don't need to do that. Putin will confiscate it while you live and put you in the gulag. >
  
  lol if you are meeting with me and i have a concern... my side would be running the test.  and i'd want to see it before said meeting >
  
  Hopefully after the handshake they kissed on the lips >
  
  If this is psyops it’s beautiful. >
  
  It reeks of it to me. >
  
  Bit of tangent, but does anyone else think Putin looks like he aged at least 5 years since the ~~war~~special operation started? >
  
  That is an old and ill man in that photo, certainly. >
  
  Every time I see Putin with another person I am reminded how fun sized he really is. >
  
  Putin's body double was probably vaccinated and will be fine. >
  
  Funniest part is that Putin is desperately suppressing coughs in his latest announcements. Evwvn with multiple takes, a few coughs always makes it in. >
  
  I don't think the "real" vlad has been seen live (only on tape) since their last meeting...just the doubles. >
  
  Could this be why Putin was hacking a lung through that extremely abbreviated new year's speech? >
  
  And? >
  
  Less QQ more pew pew.. >
  
  that's all they got? Anything important?? >
  
  It's Lukashenko. He probably knows as much as you and I. >
  
  Okay...anyways... >
  
  The vast majority of people have been told to not give a shit about Covid anymore. Gotta keep the gears of capital spinning, and a pandemic is not conducive to that >
  
  Putin cares about it though. In relation to himself i mean, not his citizens of course. >
  
  In other news, some people actually think corrupt autocrats might abide by some rules not of their own making. >
  
  We can always hope. >
  
  Breaking news of no news at all… >
  
  Well let's hope they find Putin like they did Stalin. >
  
  Will someone just give Putin covid already? Surely a good bout will knock him off >
  
  he picks his butt on the low down then proceeds to smell his fingertips afterwards… that was leaked too. ahaha… >
  
  The ole’ stink palm. >
  
  Lukashenko better stay out of all high rise apartments and windows >
  
  I bet they (Putin and Lukashenko) shared vomit. >
  
  Ewww.  Cmon now. >
  
  How is this news >
  
  I bet a dollar Putin has been vaccinated with the newest MRNA vaccines available. >
  
  It isn't 263 cm ;) >
  
  Considering he was supposedly fearing for his life I assume he had other things on his mind >
  
  the hero we did not ask. >
  
  Very sneaky Sis >
  
  I give him till the summer >
  
  Two boils, one cup. Bathtub girl antics ensue. >
  
  Fcccccccccck YEA >
  
  I mean if Putin was that worried wouldn’t he have everyone tested on site? >
  
  This post is trash, and fuck Russia >
  
  May not >
  
  This is probably not true, but it would be pretty ironic >
  
  Chemical warfare? >
  
  Next week Lucashenko falls from third storey window… >
  
  Not all heroes wear masks >
  
  Would Luka qualify to win the $100M bounty with this method? >
  
  Good guy Lukashenko. >
  
  So... before meeting with putin's double then? >
  
  And did Putin do a PCR test before meeting Lukashenko?? And will Lukashenko now get an Aids test?? >
  
  Is this a story thrown out there (either real or concocted) to sow distrust between the two? Makes you wonder. >
  
  Welp he's a dead man walking. >
  
  My man. >
  
  Belarus covid virus is resistant to Russians so no harm to the great one right 🤣 >
  
  Sure that's what the table is for? >
  
  Another Russian mysteriously falls out of a window >
  
  Lukashenko licking door knobs and shit just to hope something works. >
  
  Bioassassination. I like it. >
  
  Hence the mile-long table. >
  
  He also ignored the employees must wash hands signs >
  
  Trojan Horse >
  
  Hahaha.  Just imagine.  Putin dying of covid. >
  
  Gotta observe covid protocols when gargling your boss’s balls >
  
  This is weak propaganda.  TBH I'm very disappointed at Ukraine's propaganda.  It is almost as laughable as Russia's. >
  
  You have not watched the BS being spewed from Russia to make statement like that. >
  
  The most lowkey assassination attempt ever. >
  
  In Japan, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand >
  
  Yakuza boss die! >
  
  Mistake! >
  
  Video is blocked by NBC lmao wtf >
  
  FUCK that will never get old. 
  I can see the old guy trying to hold it together through the bit at the end too >
  
  Hidetoshi Imura (Heart Surgeon #1) is very active on Facebook and a genuinely sweet guy. When my daughters graduated high school he congratulated them on my feed and leaves little comments. He had a bad heart attack a few years and the Office fan community swarmed him with love. Hide is my favorite character on that show, hands down. >
  
  I’m glad he survived at the hands of the #2 Heart Surgeon and the Yakuza chasing him. >
  
  Locked in with a psychopath ... if Luka ends up caving to putin, then hopefully those who rose up before in protest will be in greater numbers and rise up yet again.
  ... and maybe they can dig some ditches in the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone while they're at it too. >
  
  I think this is why he hasn't attacked.  If orders the army in, the army may just join forces with the Belarusians in Ukraine and march for Minsk.
  This is a lot more likely than people think... >
  
  Any new attack from Belarus would have to be framed as Russia with Belarusian volunteers rather then Belarus joining the war, and even then the "volunteers" would have to be rear-guard and logistics and maybe some very limited SOF action because if any regular Belarus soldiers end up at the frontline they will rout, defect or surrender at first opportunity. >
  
  If I was working for an intelligence service I would constantly be leaking this kind of stuff to the media.  
  Even if it’s not true, the goal is to sow doubt.  
  If you were Putin and you’re paranoid about Covid, there’s no way this isn’t messing with your head for a few days.  
  Plus now he’s not sure about Lukashenko.  Maybe he refuses to meet Lukashenko in person anymore.  Maybe he’s petty enough to try to infect Lukashenko with something.  
  This is somewhat a similar strategy he’s used in other countries including the US.  
  They just drip little bits of misinformation.  They go on social media and spread rumors or hype up rumors other people are spreading.  
  They make people question institutions, leaders, etc. >
  
  Makes you wonder if Putin really did shit his pants the other day. I'm just going to assume yes. 
  Side note: news reports stated that Putin shit his pants a few weeks ago. 
  Keywords: Putin shit poops pants >
  
  I just assume he shits his pants everyday >
  
  “Lukashenko may have not washed his hands after leaving the bathroom, even though he said he did.” >
  
  “Luka, why are your hands wet?” >
  
  "Just happy to see you" >
  
  middle finger tickle palm handshake >
  
  This made me chuckle >
  
  Can the scourge of 2020 and 2021 end the nigthmare of 2022 in 2023? >
  
  “We were bad but now we’re good!”
   - Covid variants >
  
  These two have swapped spit together for sure. Not a big deal >
  
  Can you imagine Lukashenko as the little spoon lololol >
  
  We all know Putin secretly likes being big spoon.
  (Don't get me wrong, little spoon is great - his fragile masculinity just can't handle the idea of it.) >
  
  Exactly why he would be. His tiny ego makes him submissive I'm bed, and it infuriates him, so he takes it out on the world. >
  
  We all know his dick doesen't work anymore. Thats wjy he wishes back the sovjet era.  Most insecur guy on the planet.. Just google Putin Highheels >
  
  every photo of Putie shows him far from others, behind a desk he can hide behind.  Others have shown that when he is with "people" they are always the same "people"  no matter who they are supposed to be.  He clearly thinks about this and lives in a very controlled environment....it isn't a random public whacko like POTUS has to fear, Putie fears the inside shiv.... >
  
  But he’s current on his rabies shot right >
  
  Should’ve reupped on hepatitis >
  
  Did they at least use condoms? >
  
  They reached a missile pact >
  
  Priming each other for successful launches >
  
  Next weeks news... Lukashenko mysteriously falls out window, while falling down his stairs. >
  
  He was also able to ingest polonium and shoot himself in the back of the head multiple times as he tumbled down the stairs.
  He also shit himself twice as hard as Pootin, who he himself has never shit his pants or fallen down the stairs and then shit his pants.
  Very normal circumstances, comrade, happens all the time. >
  
  Of course, didn't lukashenko say he didn't even believe in covid? >
  
  He said it could be easily cured by drinking vodka or driving around on a tractor, or something. >
  
  Oh hell no ! Does Putin know ?? Accidental window situation incoming !! >
  
  It's a good day when we get to add someone to this great Wikipedia list. >
  
  It was funny until I saw the entries which included wife and children found dead along with him. >
  
  I've heard that when an oligarch dies with no heirs, the money goes to the state. That would explain a lot of this. >
  
  They don't need to do that. Putin will confiscate it while you live and put you in the gulag. >
  
  lol if you are meeting with me and i have a concern... my side would be running the test.  and i'd want to see it before said meeting >
  
  Hopefully after the handshake they kissed on the lips >
  
  If this is psyops it’s beautiful. >
  
  It reeks of it to me. >
  
  Bit of tangent, but does anyone else think Putin looks like he aged at least 5 years since the ~~war~~special operation started? >
  
  That is an old and ill man in that photo, certainly.