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  Or just send a text to family saying it’s a girl! Or it’s a boy!
context: Did they put a bomb in it? >
  
  This is fccking barbaric cruelty. >
  
  Jesus Christ people, how hard is to fill water balloons with dyed water and have a raffle to toss it at the father to be or make a chocolate frosted cake with dyed interior and/or strawberry/blueberry frosting between the layers? Or just set up some colored lights to go off at a certain time or have a light show going off where pink and blue flicker on and off until only one turns back on? >
  
  Yeah, but just think of how many likes you wouldn't get on "the gram" for something that lame.
  For our sixth child, my wife and I wanted to air drop 5,000 pink/blue powder bombs over our city, but we had to back out at the last minute because the day was overcast and we would have had to pay double to rent the B-52 for the day. 
  That would've been like 200 likes. >
  
  Wow, you really are overdoing it. I would have just had a big party in a national park's  old growth forest during a hot dry summer night and used a flamethrower for the reveal. >
  
  Overdoing it, maybe, but the national park fire thing has been done to death in California. We needed something a little more 2022! 
  Our 2nd set of triplets are due later this year so we're planning something real big! >
  
  How about a Museum of Modern Art? 
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  Not that it would make any difference.