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  How can they be dead and miserable?
  Pick a hill, yo.
context: She took ~11,000 cases of chicken wings over a span of 19 months. >
  
  I mean, that's almost 20 cases of wings PER DAY, every day, for those 19 months. WTF? How big were these cases? >
  
  My question as well, seeing as 1.5 million dollars worth would put each case at about $136, must have been a lot of chicken. >
  
  That's about right, price wise. I think our store is paying ~$165 per case of bone in wings. >
  
  I'm curious how big your cases are. My dad runs a bar and his wings were in the $160 range right after bars started getting reopened after COVID lockdowns but right now they are in the $45 per case. He said wings haven't been this cheap since the mid-2000s. Right now the problem is the oil to cook them in has increased about 3x so even though the chicken is cheap, he still can't do 50c wing nights again just yet.
  EDIT: Ours are 40lb cases. He buys them from GFS. >
  
  Would a commercial air fryer work?
  Not to get all airfryer cult but I'm curious if it would let him cook at scale at lower cost per item.
  Basically an Oven with a basket inside and it doesn't involve grease at all. >
  
  I think a commercial air fryer would just be a convection oven since I'm pretty sure that's all an air fryer is but minturerized >
  
  Technically an impingement oven. A lot more airflow. Uses more than 2x the wattage. >
  
  Black market for chicken wings? >
  
  When I worked in grocery, chicken wings were the number one food item stolen.  People would literally shove them down their pants or sprint from the store with them. I always thought it was strange. >
  
  You get what, maybe half an ounce to an ounce of meat per wing and I've seen them go for 5-7 dollars a pound at the market. They're never less than 3-4 dollars any more. >
  
  What do you mean? Bananas are like .40/lb at self check out >
  
  And a lot easier to steal by shoving them down your pants.
  I'll show myself out. >
  
  There's a two dicked dude joke in here somewhere
  ^(I can feel it) >
  
  Abed Nadir: As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie. Cool >
  
  Cops are on the lookout for a nefarious looking gang that constantly licks their fingers. >
  
  Y'all remember that episode of Community? >
  
  The mafia-chicken finger one? >
  
  TLDR: a financial audit found a department extremely over budget. The former district director of food services stole $1,500,000 from its local taxpayers by ordering chicken wings from Gordan Food Service. GFS did not suspect anything, especially when former director was personally using school vans to pickup the food. GFS would bill the school district. The whereabouts of the chicken wings are unknown at this time. >
  
  Oh, so basically embezzlement. >
  
  Now hold on, I say we hear them out. >
  
  At todays prices thats like three dozen wings! >
  
  They actually stole $100K worth of wings, but they would have retailed for $1.5M >
  
  So $2.5M in Doordash value then >
  
  What's that in Good Boy Points? >
  
  More than one >
  
  That's impressive.  I'm not even mad. >
  
  I saw that episode of Community. >
  
  In other news. 1/2 price wing night, every night, was advertised at the local pub for months on end. >
  
  Ain't no thang, but a 1.5 million dollar chicken wing.... >
  
  Wow, talk about an expensive snack! I wonder if they were worth it? >
  
  Don't give Salt bae any more ideas >
  
  Everybody is Aladdin trying to get a loaf of bread these days >
  
  At this level of theft I've gotta blame whoever the hell managed to not notice her stealing hundreds of dollars of wings every day for almost 2 years... >
  
  Ghettos are now stacked. Next steal are fries. >
  
  So, with the current prices on food this was somewhere around 80 wings. >
  
  Secretary of Defence: Theres only one person that has the balls to unpluck this situation. Mr.President we need to bring in the the Colonel. 
  Margery, get Sanders in the line. 
  The President: someones going to fry for this. >
  
  Does anybody do buffalo wings with crispy glazed skin and not soggy wet? >
  
  Air Fryer 390 degrees 21 minutes flip twice. >
  
  What does this translate to Schrute Bucks? >
  
  Not a lot of spicy details here but it's far from a mild crime. I would bet this former employee is boned. >
  
  You tried so hard and I respect it but this is probably the least funny comment i've seen on the internet. >
  
  He winged it, give him a break. >
  
  Should have waited until a Wednesday >
  
  Or equivalent to a trunk load of eggs. >
  
  Wings are so expensive that's like what, 50 pounds of chicken wings? >
  
  Maybe this is why school lunches are pretty bad these days.  Not a lot of food because the workers are stealing most of it and leaving little for the kids. >
  
  It's super bowl weekend and wings are hella expensive... Lol I ain't mad at her.
  No school I went to had wings on the menu. >
  
  That works out to like 20 cases per day. How did it take so long before they were caught? >
  
  I need to know how this movie ends. >
  
  I love how they somehow found a way to put an advertisement for the Super Bowl in the article. >
  
  Best tailgate season ever! >
  
  As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie. >
  
  Man, I could maybe see the worker knicking one or two leftover chicken wings because he has the munchies, but $1.5 million worth?? That's ... a lot. >
  
  Dan? Where are you? Primo food heist here! >
  
  Huge resale value to bars/restaurants. Or for a stoner like me who would eat my own supply and not make any profit from being a chicken wing dealer! >
  
  This is a career making story. I cant think of anything more important than chicken wings. >
  
  Why would the school have that many chicken wings at any one time? >
  
  Over a 19 month period? >
  
  The math is like 20 cases a day. >
  
  I think I saw an episode of community about this… >
  
  So when the school lunch menu said "Chicken Wing Wednesday", what exactly did the kids eat? >
  
  The students still don’t know what the hell it was. >
  
  That's going to be a hell of a Super Bowl party. >
  
  The Sticky Fingers Bandit strikes again >
  
  Damn, that's a lot of chicken wings.  Better put an extra guard on the buffalo sauce. >
  
  Cool. How many dead, miserable, tortured chickens does that equate to, do you think?