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  OK, campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cooold out there today!
context: The Canadian groundhog died last night so yeah, never ending winter for us. >
  
  That article giving me big Lil Sebastian vibes >
  
  I kinda get that from Groundhog Day in general lol >
  
  “I feel like Andy McDowell in Groundhog Day” - Schmidt >
  
  Meteorologists/Physicists/Astronomers: "We have worked together to carefully identify climate and weather patterns based on spatial cosmic activity and thermodynamics.
  Pennsylvanians: "We're going to noodle this whistle pig out of his hole and see what he tells us!" >
  
  If we're taking it that far, we might as well point out that whether the thing sees it's shadow is subjective enough that there have been disagreements before. >
  
  This is part of the process. Groundhog weather science allows for disagreement and pseudo knowledge to evolve over time. Some suggest bringing in reviewer groundhogs to evaluate Phil’s initial shadow reaction. Others are experimenting with platypus-based replication. In any event we can rest assured that winter will decide what to do based on the best evidence. >
  
  He’s only right 40% of the time anyway, I believe a panel of at least 3 groundhogs is needed. >
  
  America’s got Groundhogs >
  
  The groundhog with the biggest sob story is the winner and is the one we go with? >
  
  Weird. The groundhog in a town nearby predicted an early spring. How does one resolve groundhog disputes? >
  
  Squeaking and tail slapping. >
  
  Sounds like a good time >
  
  There is no way that this winter is ever going to end as long as this groundhog keeps seeing his shadow. I don't see any other way out. He's gotta be stopped….. and I have to stop him. cocks gun >
  
  Us Pennsylvanians won't let you kill our god >
  
  I’m on the other side of PA…. And you worship a false god. Repent and thou shall be saved… >
  
  Repent, ye yinzers, and kneel at the alter of Wawa. >
  
  You'll take my Sheetz from my cold dead hands >
  
  First day of spring is March 20th.  6 weeks from today is checks calendar  March 20th.
  Yeah, checks out. >
  
  Match, 16th.  
  Checkmate phenologists! >
  
  "Mahch 16th" >
  
  I gotta mathch 4 ya, Mui face and ur ass... boom roosted nuts >
  
  My cat's shedding fur tells me it is going to be an early spring. >
  
  The narcissists popping up in my yard tell me it's spring already. >
  
  LOL, I'm picturing a bunch of assholes recording with phones yelling at your house.
  Edit:  Holy shit, it's Punxsutawney Phil's reddit account! >
  
  "This is pitiful. A thousand people freezing their butts off waiting to worship a rat. What a hype. Groundhog Day used to mean something in this town. They used to pull the hog out, and they used to eat it. You're hypocrites, all of you!" >
  
  I've got a winter prediction: it's gonna be cold, it's gonna be gray, and it's gonna last you the rest of your life. >
  
  Prima donnas