comment: >
  
  Groundhog dies from lightning, blizzard, monsoon, tornado, hurricane, heat wave, and flooding... natural causes.  Nothing to see here people.
context: Big meteorology doesn't want you to know how many more weeks of winter you'll have. >
  
  (Deep in the secret volcano lair of the Weather Syndicate)
  Hey, boss; the public is gonna want to know if 2023 will be an early Spring or longer winter.
  We need to keep them on their toes, unsure of the future and wether they should plan their family trip later or take down their storm windows sooner.
  But boss, the Groundhog is going to give them an answer.  Even if it turns out wrong, some people will still act on it.
  Then we need to silence this groundhog. I want him dead, but it needs to look like natural causes.