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  I had cookies for breakfast today without any pretense or regret.
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  Or just eat whatever the fuck you want when you want cause that’s what adults can do… >
  
  Eat whatever you want, just don’t complain if you don’t like the consequences >
  
  Don't need an excuse I eat whatever the fuck I want, when I want. Try to take it away and you'll lose a finger. >
  
  yur rights rawr >
  
  I'm an adult.  I eat what I want when I want.  Today I had tacos for breakfast. >
  
  Hey, at least that has protein.  That's what's really important 
  Breakfast is called breakfast because it's literally "breaking a fast"
  And when you've gone awhile without eating, it's really best to start with protein. >
  
  begins chocking his friend “Lay of me I’m starving!!” Chris Farely >
  
  Breakfast pizza with a biscuit crust, sausage gravy, scrambled eggs, onions, peppers and cheddar cheese?