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  Fimbulwinter
context: Big meteorology doesn't want you to know how many more weeks of winter you'll have. >
  
  (Deep in the secret volcano lair of the Weather Syndicate)
  Hey, boss; the public is gonna want to know if 2023 will be an early Spring or longer winter.
  We need to keep them on their toes, unsure of the future and wether they should plan their family trip later or take down their storm windows sooner.
  But boss, the Groundhog is going to give them an answer.  Even if it turns out wrong, some people will still act on it.
  Then we need to silence this groundhog. I want him dead, but it needs to look like natural causes. >
  
  Groundhog dies from lightning, blizzard, monsoon, tornado, hurricane, heat wave, and flooding... natural causes.  Nothing to see here people. >
  
  In these troubling times, are you sure he did not fall from a window? >
  
  No, because fall starts in Setember. >
  
  Today's physics question: assume that Fall starts midnight first of September 2022, the groundhog falls out of the window. At that moment. At what height was the window for the groundhog to die of natural causes on impact on the night of 1st to 2nd of February 2023? Please explain your results. >
  
  How much weather could a groundhog weather if a groundhog could weather weather? >
  
  A groundhog could weather as much weather as a groundhog could if a groundhog could weather weather. >
  
  Whether or not the weather is weather or weather weather is irrelevant.  The groundhog is dead damn it! >
  
  Dooooooooooom >
  
  Eternal winter.