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  Squeaking and tail slapping.
context: The Canadian groundhog died last night so yeah, never ending winter for us. >
  
  That article giving me big Lil Sebastian vibes >
  
  I kinda get that from Groundhog Day in general lol >
  
  “I feel like Andy McDowell in Groundhog Day” - Schmidt >
  
  Meteorologists/Physicists/Astronomers: "We have worked together to carefully identify climate and weather patterns based on spatial cosmic activity and thermodynamics.
  Pennsylvanians: "We're going to noodle this whistle pig out of his hole and see what he tells us!" >
  
  If we're taking it that far, we might as well point out that whether the thing sees it's shadow is subjective enough that there have been disagreements before. >
  
  This is part of the process. Groundhog weather science allows for disagreement and pseudo knowledge to evolve over time. Some suggest bringing in reviewer groundhogs to evaluate Phil’s initial shadow reaction. Others are experimenting with platypus-based replication. In any event we can rest assured that winter will decide what to do based on the best evidence. >
  
  He’s only right 40% of the time anyway, I believe a panel of at least 3 groundhogs is needed. >
  
  America’s got Groundhogs >
  
  The groundhog with the biggest sob story is the winner and is the one we go with? >
  
  Weird. The groundhog in a town nearby predicted an early spring. How does one resolve groundhog disputes?