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  The Jack Smith fanfic in here is weird
context: Any chance we can just let this dude do his work and not creat fanfic or weird fucking cartoon character of him as a superhero? >
  
  You'd think people would learn to tame their expectations after Mueller. >
  
  To be fair, the Mueller report was good actually.
  But nobody actually read it and republicans and the DOJ lied to control the narrative. >
  
  Oh I agree and I read it as well, along with FBI 302s dump. But it's Mueller the man I was referring to. He was hyped up to be this sharp, witty, crack detective, but when we finally heard from him in the  hearings he came across as anything but that. >
  
  Yeah agreed. Same thing happened in this sub with Michael Avenatti and seems to happen with any “loud” anti-right winger. It’s super annoying >
  
  Forgot all about that guy. He was definitely in the same boat. That whole situation just seems like a bad joke at this point. >
  
  I thought he was funny but 100% disavowed when the Nike drama happened.  Not hard to cut someone on your side off when you're not a cult >
  
  Do what must be done.  Do not hesitate, show no mercy. >
  
  He’s a war crimes prosecutor, he doesn’t hesitate lol >
  
  He looks exactly like what I would think of if you told me that. >
  
  Count Dooku >
  
  
  What if I told you that the Republicans are now under the control of a dark lord of the Sith? >
  
  Lmao not according to those vote totals today >
  
  I'd ask for refund on Boebert's, MTG's, and Matt Gaetz's inhibitor chips. They're all clearly faulty >
  
  Funny enough, MTG is NOT among the 20 never-Kevins.  McCarthy must've promised her all kinds of stuff 🤢🤢 >
  
  Wait. Where was he before? >
  
  Den Haag, Nederlands. He was posted to the International Criminal Court as the US representative. He had injured his leg in a bicycle accident and was recovering there. He’s apparently been working remotely since his appointment by Garland. >
  
  Fucking Garland.
  "How the fuck do I slow walk this further? I know, find me someone out of the country, preferably in a hospital bed." >
  
  All the legal folks say he’s thorough and relentless. He’s been working on this for a couple months. I suspect we’ll be hearing a lot more from him soon. >
  
  Are you talking about John Durham?  Because that is what half of the US said about him. >
  
  The half of Americans that said that about Durham don’t know their ass from a hole in the ground. >
  
  Half of America is dumber than the average American.   
  Source: George Carlin >
  
  Whoever said that is, unfortunately, does not understand outliers or skewed distributions, and is likely in the lower half.
  More accurately, half of America is dumber than the median American. >
  
  Human intelligence falls on a bell curve and as such the median and average are the same, so actually you are the one that is mistaken. >
  
  My man looking like Terrence Stamp as Zod >
  
  Thank you.  I've been trying to place that look since I saw that shot of him. >
  
  He’s also got that signature look of superiority. You could also be recognizing that. >
  
  Kneel before Zod! >
  
  Hey ya hippies: get your butts off the road! >
  
  What is that outfit he's wearing? It makes me think he's fixing to give the benediction >
  
  It's the prosecutor robes from the ICC at The Hague i think. >
  
  We got a winner! America gets screwed with the plain black robes and no wigs :( >
  
  Ok that's cool AF. >
  
  
  When Smith isn't busy competing as a triathlete in Ironman races, they said, he is working as a dogged investigator who is open-minded and not afraid to pursue the truth.
  
  He definitely looks like the kind of person that runs Ironman races. >
  
  He looks like the kind of person who would kill three men in a bar with a pencil. >
  
  With a fuckin’…PENCIL! >
  
  God damn sexually abusive justice pencils. >
  
  I had high hopes for Mueller and fuck all happened with that. I'll give this dude credit when he does something of substantial value. Until then, I'll sit and wait with cautious optimisim. >
  
  Mueller found guilt but he mealy-mouthed it because he has no balls. Jack Smith looks like he has all the balls. God speed. >
  
  Jack Smith, in this photo, looks like he’s here to fuck shit up lol >
  
  The beard shows he means business. >
  
  What does Cruse's beard say about him? >
  
  The opposite of business, a Cancun vacation. >
  
  Chances on all this shit finally ending on the 1 year anniversary of Jan 6th?
  Edit: Jesus fucking Christ how has it already been 2 years >
  
  Zero. Since that has already passed. >
  
  It's the 4th. >
  
  If you’re referring to January 6 meaning the date of the insurrection, that happened in 2021. It’s 2023. A year has already passed. Two basically. >
  
  lol after mueller, et al ill get excited if they do anything that leads to anything. >
  
  Mueller report wasn’t the issue Barr refused to do anything with it. >
  
  Please let's not turn this into another Mueller "He's Superman and gonna save us all!" situation. The results matter; until then telling superhero stories about him doesn't amount to anything. >
  
  People above already 'mirin his beard and the fact that he runs ironmans. Jesus christ. >
  
  With him was a barrel of molten tar and a giant bag of feathers. >
  
  The amount of money I would pay… and I don’t even make that much. >
  
  Is it me or does it look like he’s seen some shit? >
  
  His previous position was the chief prosecutor at The Hauge, trying war crimes in the Kosovo War.
  So, yea, he's seen some serious shit. >
  
  That war was...25 years ago. >
  
  He looks like he's getting ready for some exorcising. >
  
  Rip and tear until it is done