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  Probably a serial killer
context: Here's the thing. A creep is going to take the one next to you. By not standing directly next to someone you are signaling you are not a creep. It makes people more comfortable. Is it a big deal? No. Is it a big deal to walk one urinal over to help someone else feel more comfortable? No. >
  
  OP is 100% a creeper. >
  
  people dont like it because its uncomfortable. If there arent any others spare then its ok, but when they are all empty and someone goes right next to you it is uncomfortable >
  
  Since you posted this as an unpopular opinion, you must know that the majority of people don't like it when you do this. So, why do it? Why not just give people space if you can? Genuine question. >
  
  I typically will subconsciously, but I dont think its a big deal either way. Plenty of bars in my city will have 2 urinals and I think its dumb to be weird about that.  If there's more than 2 available chances are the venue is crowded enough that someone else is about to walk in anyway. I was just at a pro sports game 2 nights ago and someone went right next to me (it wasnt full). I laughed for a second because the memes popped in my head and then thought "yeah not sure why people make that a big deal". >
  
  Listen, if there are 5 empty urinals and you use the one next to me, you are intentionally making that choice and are intentionally trying to make me less comfortable. If it's busy, then this is a non-issue. >
  
  I told my coworker, “I’m gonna go take a shit”. There were 2 restrooms in the building with about 10-15 stalls in each one. He says “me too”. Not only did he follow me into the same bathroom, he went in the stall RIGHT NEXT TO MINE. I got up and walked to the other bathroom. Wtf dude. He was a nice guy but that was weird