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  ~~Look~~ LoOk, she already responded to the state of the union.
  
  FTFY
context: Lie to me, Sarah. Just like old times. >
  
  Shes disgraceful >
  
  Bleh.  I was so happy in the knowledge that I would never have to hear her voice again. Should'a known better. With tough infections like that, it's hard to fully get rid of it in one go. >
  
  She’s got a deep voice to forget. She can hit notes lower than Barry White. >
  
  Oh good more bullshit, from trumps bullshiter >
  
  Maybe she can rail against Hunter's nepotism -- that would be fun. >
  
  Until she pays for what she did to poor Ariel, I will not listen to anything she says. >
  
  Leaked draft of the speech:
  
  Trans
  Woke
  Grooming
  Trans
  Economy in shambles
  Woke >
  
  You forgot:
  
  Hunter
  Laptop >
  
  And Marxist, communist,  socialist, and China >
  
  On behalf of Arkansas, I am so very sorry >
  
  Same >
  
  Looks like smoky eye is back on the menu boys! >
  
  It's not the smokey one you have to worry about... >
  
  Can we just send John Elway in drag back to the Broncos? >
  
  Sanders, not Desantis. That probably stings a bit.
  Either way it is going to be a stream of illogical half truths and fallacies. >
  
  McCarthy went down to Florida to kiss Trumps ring. This is still Trumps party. They as yet have not tired of all the losing. >
  
  Sarah Huckabee Sanders: Here’s my response to all y’all god damn libruls who hate this country: endless chewing/smacking sounds, belches, groans, lies, o_0
  side note: my phone autocorrected “Huckabee” to “Hi Kabwe.” Great job as always, Apple. >
  
  You forgot the fart noise >
  
  Ugh. I forgot the fart noise. >
  
  It's always been wild to me that the opposition party gives a rebuttal to the State of the Union address, and that that rebuttal is written and rehearsed before anybody hears what they're responding to. >
  
  Fat Colonel Klink in drag, is not amused >
  
  How is it they have a "response" ready to go within like, an hour of the speech itself?
  Do members of Congress get an advanced copy or something? >
  
  The bulk of responses have little to do with the text of the SotU. >
  
  No doubt the response will be a bit lopsided. Conservative ideology is so askew. >
  
  Bring your industrial strength hazmat suits, it’ll be raining shit from Sarah Huckabee Sanders’s mouth. >
  
  She’s gonna stare into both camera angles at the same time and yell “let’s go Brandon” >
  
  O.o really >
  
  The lies are gonna be 'uge. >
  
  Looks like someone’s going in for an emergency lip, neck & facial wax session. >
  
  A try out for Presidential run? >
  
  They have a cave troll. >
  
  
  "I am grateful for this opportunity to address the nation and contrast the GOP's optimistic vision for the future against the failures of President Biden and the Democrats. We are ready to begin a new chapter in the story of America – to be written by a new generation of leaders ready to defend our freedom against the radical left and expand access to quality education, jobs, and opportunity for all," she said.
  
  Expand access to education, jobs and opportunities for all, unless you are transgender. Or gay. Or black. Or a woman who wants health care. Or educated. Or live in a labeled blue state. Or immigrated the wrong way. Or a history teacher. Or if you vote by mail. Or if you are labeled a RINO. Or if you come from a Central American country. Or if you need government assistance. Or you protest the police. Or you want to save the planet. 
  But as long as you aren’t in any of those groups, she definitely wants better schools, jobs, and opportunities for you. >
  
  No, no, no, she’s only talking about ‘real Americans.’ >
  
  Huck Sarah Fuckabee Sanders. How pathetic that this is the best the right has to offer. Her father and and her daddy Trump's little mouth piece. Pathetic. How do they choose from the menagerie of ass suckers? >
  
  Ewwww. I mean... sure... compared to BoBo and Marjory Taylor no longer Greene.... Sanders is..... still disgusting... but I mean....at least she's not Nikki Haley >
  
  Gov Hurlabee: “Grits, Guns, God, Grits…”
  Staffer: “Governor, you said Grits twice.”
  Gov: “Uh like grits” >
  
  Fuckabee >
  
  When referring to her, I use the tag Sarah unf*ckable Sanders.  Disgusting image, a threesome with her and mtg. >
  
  Not even with the devil's own dick >
  
  The Mooch wasn't available? >
  
  😂 MKay >
  
  Lies!!! >
  
  Look, she already responded to the state of the union.