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  and how fat the animals that feed on those rats are gonna be from eating those juicy juicy delicious rats
context: sent a river of melted butter flowing across the factory floor and into nearby storm drains, where it clogged a historic water artery.
  
  Going to need a few kilos of Lipitor. >
  
  And a weather balloon angioplasty >
  
  Just need a semi full of lobster to tip over now >
  
  Popcorn. Tons of popcorn. >
  
  It would make the Speaker vote better. >
  
  The only thing more Wisconsin would be a river of beer cans. >
  
  And cheese curds. >
  
  Mix them together... beer cheese >
  
  You know as soon as I put my waiters on and get down there they will tell me its margarine. >
  
  But will you believe them? >
  
  Homer Simpson's stream of dreams >
  
  I hope this doesn't become an excuse for grocery stores to raise the price of butter like they did eggs ($8.98 currently for an 18 pack of eggs where I am). >
  
  I was just thinking the same. Some of those fancy plant-based spreads are now cheaper than butter at the stores I shop at. >
  
  No pictures of this river??? Who write these articles. >
  
  Now that’s one way to clog an artery >
  
  Yes that's what I wanted, a stock photo of butter. >
  
  Homer Simpson just entered the chat >
  
  The pictures are pretty crazy... >
  
  It will float on top of the water, so they should be able to skim off a good portion of it at least. >
  
  When you eat fish to maintain a healthy cholesterol levels, only to find the fish has unhealthy cholesterol levels. >
  
  That isn't very Wisconsin of them, that should be rivers of cheese. >
  
  And they're would be de-brie everywhere
  Sorry, I know it's an old and much retold joke, but I couldn't resist. >
  
  Not the cheesiest joke I've heard. >
  
  That's going to be one hell of a cleanup job inside the factory too. >
  
  Wow, imagine the rodent problem this town is going to have in 6 months with all that butter out there