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  At this point I’m more amazed when a true fact comes out about him
context: This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.
  If he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death. >
  
  Type of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest >
  
  Then tells you he ate a salad. >
  
  I mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax >
  
  ....and cause cancer >
  
  …Only if you are tossing the salad >
  
  At least I’m the tossed and not the tossee >
  
  George Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie. >
  
  I heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat >
  
  Nonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him. >
  
  aw jeeze >
  
  I'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about. >
  
  Pepe Silvia revealed >
  
  I start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, "CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!” >
  
  I open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR... >
  
  None of these people are real >
  
  This dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about. >
  
  It's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top. >
  
  Yeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.
  He's bad at it and he keeps doing it. >
  
  Pathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.
  source: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it. >
  
  Got 2 in mine. >
  
  Is he even gay? >
  
  We're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we? >
  
  Well, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.” >
  
  And numerous people calling him anthony devolder so >
  
  I would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit. >
  
  Honestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress >
  
  
  McCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”
  
  Mr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along. >
  
  Ah the old John Barron staffer >
  
  I had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said. >
  
  I’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from. >
  
  It's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them  They really aren't normal-logical or whatever >
  
  Anybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?
  Like suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling? >
  
  That's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.
  Seriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.
  Then Santos.
  The resemblance is uncanny. >
  
  This guy is almost assuredly a spy >
  
  "Oh, spy! I thought you said lie" - Santos, probably >
  
  I feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list. >
  
  This guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me” >
  
  He is a sociopath. 
  His face creeps me out too. >
  
  Call me surprised about him lying 🤣 >
  
  I'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth. >
  
  I think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz. >
  
  He's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us. >
  
  He claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall. >
  
  He's 6' 2" in dating app units >
  
  I bet his glasses aren’t even real >
  
  I noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's "at work" with these really thick dark  rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. 
  The glasses are just part of the act. >
  
  
  I was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.
  
  Here’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8
  Here he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin
  In an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this >
  
  Trump claims he's 6'3" but he's shorter than the 6'1" Obama. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ >
  
  I bet he survived cancer too >
  
  Covid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor >
  
  And he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about. >
  
  Also he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal >
  
  There was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was. >
  
  Okay, hear me out....  what if he's just raccoons?   Like, 7 raccoons got together and carefully gathered up trash over a period spanning years to cobble together a human suit.  
  Just don't say I didn't warn you when they start pushing legislation banning locking trashcan lids. >
  
  
  "I'm not like the other girls", she winks
  "Neither am I", I giggle
  Both of us remove our trench coats, revealing 4 raccoons stacked under each
  "No! Not again!", the Waiter cries, grabbing a broom
  All 8 of us snatch as many breadsticks as our tiny arms will hold, bungling out the back door on hind legs, chittering into the night >
  
  At this point we need to cut to the chase as I suspect a medical examination would reveal that he is LITERALLY 3 rats in a trench coat. >
  
  He's a puppet of Russian intelligence services. >
  
  Conman to the extreme. Can’t believe republicans fell for it and I definitely can’t believe democrats didn’t do their due diligence and destroy the guy in the lead up to the election. >
  
  This is beyond “conman.” Dude is a pathological lier. He even lies when it wouldn’t even benefit him. 
  Like when he decided to randomly be “Anthony Devolder” when asking an audience question at a conference. 
  Dude likely has some serious mental health problems. >
  
  I wouldn't say it was random. His name is George Anthony Devolder Santos. 
  Definitely a pathological liar though. I knew a guy like him that would just lie about the dumbest inconsequential things all day every day. >
  
  The things to lie about.... Volleyball.... >
  
  Just look at him.. he's too short to be good at volleyball >
  
  Could have been a libero maybe, but his body shape doesn't really scream athlete either. >
  
  Doesn't look like he'd be able to handle the clipboard >
  
  You can hear the interview here. Note the fake accent which he has abandoned since getting elected. >
  
  Sounds like he might have been telling the truth about zero student debt since he didn’t actually go to any of the schools he claims to have attended. >
  
  Thanks for the award! >
  
  If all else fails, he has a promising career playing a younger Trump in the upcoming tv show “Young Donald”! >
  
  At this point it's likely easier to identify what he didn't lie about, if anything. >
  
  Look at this dude: competitive volleyball has NEVER been a part of his life. He'd do poorly playing beach volleyball w/ children.
  He should have lied about being a video game world champion. He has the body-type & fitness level for that at least. >
  
  It's true he's shaped like a sack of boiled potatoes.  "Volleyball champion" is definitely not the first thing you'd think of. >
  
  This is probably his most obvious lie.
  Has he even watched college volleyball on ESPN? A junior college girl's team would ruin him on the first serve. >
  
  His ultimate troll will be leveraging the unconditional and immediate forgiveness most evangelicals/GQP/GOP ascribe to. >
  
  He got an MBA from NYU debt free because he forged it with his mom's printer. >
  
  Who wants to bet his glasses are fake >
  
  Everything else about him is and the republicans seem to love rewarding him for it >
  
  At some point we're going to find out that he doesn't even exist. >
  
  Make this man POTUS 46 ..his total lack of professional and personal integrity make him a serious candidate for the role.  Please acknowledge that it is no mistake that a politician of such low caliber is pushed into the GOP limelight..it’s almost as if they are trying to distract the masses from something else that rhymes with Lump. >
  
  I dont think he's old enough to run yet, but he'd probably whip out an ID that says he's actually 133 by scratching out a 9 and writing in an 8 using a sharpie he borrowed from Trump. >
  
  "Yes. I know that." - Lt. Dan >
  
  
  Lt. Dan
  
  Also famously had knee problems. >
  
  This guy is trash. I hope this life is ruined, completely untrustworthy. >
  
  Of course he did >
  
  This guy is just a real all around freak. >
  
  What an awful person. >
  
  What is this guys deal anyway? Is he some kind of sociopath? >
  
  "George Santos lied about" is the new "Trump lied about". >
  
  His personality says rat but his face screams child toucher >
  
  Don’t say it too loud but Anthony Devolder discovered the theory of relativity. >
  
  This guy is the perfect Republican. >
  
  He's like an evil Hide-The-Pain Harold >
  
  He seems to be such a "Tommy Topper". Someone says they have arthritic knees to him & he responds with double knee replacement >
  
  This is true though, as he says he played in a women's league. >
  
  Those colleges should be able to sue him for defamation. >
  
  He’s got two Purple Hearts because he hurt his knees when he was chief staff reliever of the trump President at Mar-Al-Lago. >
  
  I heard he’s form chess-boxing champion Anatoly Klitchsko. >
  
  It is almost as if the last president made it acceptable to lie about everything. >
  
  He is the truest example of a politician if his mouth is open he is lying >
  
  He's lied about himself.  Trump lies about everything. >
  
  Forget about telling his lies. Tell us something that is true. Might be easier to follow >
  
  Volleyball players would have to have not one, but two knee replacements? Name one player anywhere in this country that needs knee replacements after for years of playing on a female volleyball team like this fool. >
  
  Guy is a piece of shit. He needs to be put in prison! >
  
  X-rays of his knees and a long form birth certificate could clear up any problems he has with veracity.    He can  do this himself as he has a imaging tech and a surgeon MD licence in the drawer with his NBA contract for millions. >
  
  Costanza’s in the building >
  
  George Santos is a Mad Lib in real-time. >
  
  Being the new kid at school can be tough. >
  
  Name checks out >
  
  Are we sure his name is even George Santos at this point? >
  
  Pretty sure when the movie gets made, John Lovitz will get this role. >
  
  Even the dudes glasses are fake. >
  
  That was the one thing about his past that I believed! Now I feel completely duped >
  
  Is this MOFO even real at all? I starting to thing he is an lizard alien in a human bodysuit >
  
  I have some sunglasses that can help you sort that out. I am, however, out of bubblegum. >
  
  I’m happy for those of you who are just now seeing how pathological some can be. Some of us actually have these people in our families! >
  
  Did you know George Santos invented penicillin while stationed in an army hospital in the Persian Gulf during the War of 1812? 
  Did you know George Santos was the best man to John Lennon at his wedding? 
  Did you know that there is no chin behind George Santos' beard. There is only another lie.
  Did you know that on the 7th day, God rested, and then George Santos took over. That is how the world received peanut butter. 
  Did you know that the Watergate informant was actually George Santos? 
  Did you know George Santos can fly an F-22 Raptor to work? 
  Did you know that George Santos won the Boston Marathon in only 13.10 miles? >
  
  👊 Nice. >
  
  And the new House wants to investigate the hell out of ... well- not quite everything... >
  
  I thought he lost both of his knees defending our airports against the Brits during the Revolutionary War. >
  
  Theory: George is a Russian asset. His purpose? To 'show' how ineffectual and feeble the US political system is. This man should never have gotten past the first stage of a political career, but here he is in the halls of power, lying about literally every aspect of himself and his life, and no one seems to have any means of doing anything about it, and in fact has many other Republicans defending him. It has to be by design; if I or any other random schmuck tried to do this we'd be weeded out and probably prosecuted in 10 seconds flat.
  The result is that we all look at him and the system and feel a profound apathy, anger and helplessness. This makes a critical mass of voters ripe for pickin' by tomorrow's fascist who promises to break the system and drain the swamp. Basically Trump, but competent and smart. And this time, it wouldn't be a shock to me if the sheep's clothing said fascist will be wearing is 'Democrat'. Don't fall for it. >
  
  Can we just end this with “Santos lies every time words came out of his mouth”. He’s a pathological liar. We get it. >
  
  Who the hell looks at this man and thinks "Wow, I'm sure he was a star football player in University. Total football physique and real team player attitude." ??? >
  
  Volleyball not football, but I think your statement still holds >
  
  shorter read: "List Of Things Santos Has NOT Lied About". >
  
  Say it to me Santos... >
  
  Much easier to list the things that Santos has not lied about. >
  
  GAWD…is there anything this man says is even half-truth? His constituents must feel real bad right now. >
  
  It is a legitimate national security concern that this type of weakness can be exploited so easily--this shows how simple it really is to essentially falsify identity and get elected in the US.  (at a minimum) 
  Makes anyone and everyone look bad. >
  
  Are we even certain at this point that he’s not a deepfake? >
  
  Take a drink >
  
  Maybe Santos is just super competitive and determined to beat his role model’s bonkers record. >
  
  Tests should have a truth or george section. >
  
  So this is what happens when a pathological liar is elected. >
  
  Was he even born? >
  
  This guy is a cartoon terrorist. >
  
  He looks like a Latin Cartman >
  
  This is probably the funniest lie yet. Hahaha this shouldve been a r/nottheonion post >
  
  He literally has the physical composition of Toad from Frog and Toad are Friends. >
  
  At this point, I’d start to question if he’s human. >
  
  How is this guy still in power? >
  
  Why even lie about this? >
  
  Can’t we just ask him who the coach was and who his favorite player, besides himself, was so that someone else can verify his all star career as a college volleyball athlete?  I mean, the lie quickly breaks down with a couple of simple questions… >
  
  Imaginary volleyball is apparently a lot rougher on the knees than I would have...well...imagined. >
  
  My memory isn’t good enough to tell that many lies. I’d never be able to keep them all straight. >
  
  Do we know that his name is really George Santos? >
  
  George Santos lied about _____. >
  
  This guy needs to go. He thinks we’re idiots. We are the longer he can claim headlines >
  
  This guy is a sociopath >
  
  The very upset GOP might be considering ways to make Santos need for knee surgery come true. >
  
  That would be trump's tactic, street gang... McCarthy just more corruption and unaccountablility... crooks. >
  
  Not that long ago I thought I could never be a politician cos I'm not smart/qualified enough. Now it's cos I'm not a soulless piece of shit. >
  
  Lies, lies... ALL LIES!!!       RIP GOP >
  
  At this point, it's probably just easier to list the things he told the truth about. >
  
  Has this person ever said anything that is true? How can we be certain that when he swore to uphold the constitution that he was being truthful? >
  
  I still believe he’s spent a lot time on his knees though, explains the fundraising >
  
  The title should just be "George Santos lied about everything". >
  
  Has it been determined yet whether George Santos is in fact his real name, since he's used others at different times? >
  
  This guy is mentally ill.    Just like Trump. >
  
  If u got rid of all the liars in Washington nobody would be left. >
  
  This fucker makes up half the lies of Washington by himself. >
  
  I think we can all agree that it would be less time consuming to post about what “George Santos” told the truth about. >
  
  Only in America. Only in America. >
  
  Is his name even George santos? Who knows at this point >
  
  At some point it will make headlines when they find a line on his resume he didn’t lie about >
  
  Is he lying about being from planet earth? This is how the alien invasion really starts. Lol >
  
  He just really realty wants those robot legs.. >
  
  I'd be more surprised at this point by a headline that highlighted something he DIDN'T lie about. >
  
  Name one thing George Santos has NOT lied about. >
  
  "hi my name is George Santos" but I'm not even positive. >
  
  Just look at his smirk…literally what a villain looks like before lying. 😂 >
  
  He is the gift that keeps on giving lol. He probably learned from North Korea’s Kim family handbook. >
  
  At this point I think he might have lied himself into existence. Like some kind of immaculate lieception. >
  
  He has three Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honour, earned during his stellar command of the Battle of Iwo Jima. >
  
  TRIPLE KNEE REPLACEMENT!!...ALL 3 KNEES DONE >
  
  I heard one time he saved 20 orphans from a fire with one hand and a box of kittens with the other all while writing the first draft of the bill of rights! >
  
  What a weird thing to lie about.  You wouldn’t ever be able to wear shorts again because people would notice you didn’t have knee replacement scars. >
  
  Major Bubble Bass vibes, hiding pickles under his tongue 🫣🫣🫣 I can tell >
  
  Lol wtf why lie about that >
  
  If anyone is surprised by this I am a Nigerian prince that can make you very rich >
  
  So what has his boyfriend said throughout all of this? >
  
  What are the odds this POS hasn't so much as touched a volleyball in his life? >
  
  Can someone post a list of his lies? I can’t keep up. >
  
  Is this guy mini-Trump? >
  
  Hi, I'm Joe Isuzu and I used my new Isuzu pickup truck to carry a 2,000-pound cheeseburger." >
  
  At this point can someone publish a list of what ( if anything) he has said is true? >
  
  At this point it would be less work to list things he hasn't lied about rather than what he has. >
  
  Oh George I’m curious what you haven’t lied about, you silly monkey >
  
  Baruch College is Division 3. They wouldn't play Division 1 teams like Harvard and Yale. >
  
  Also he never even went there lol >
  
  This man is being put onto comities.  yeah American politics is fucked. >
  
  He looks like he was breast fed until he was 5 >
  
  This guy is so full of shit that cousin Eddie was dumping the RV into him >
  
  If he actually did have double knee replacement, it's probably because he lied to some Putin Mafia boys. >
  
  George Santos is the illegitimate love child of Michael Douglas and Velma >
  
  Knee replacements are incredibly rare for volleyball pros.  There is "jumper's knee" -- an overuse injury.  But this usually doesn't end in knee replacement.  And he claimed he got two due to playing in college, not a professional career?  Bwahahahahaahaha!!!!