comment: >
  
  Hey that's racist
context: Imagine the work order. 
  Your boss comes to you and says, "Hey, you're in charge of the cats calendar."
  "What calendar?"
  "The one with cats attacking infrastructure?"
  "What?" >
  
  you miss ONE day... >
  
  Hail Vectron! >
  
  By Vectron! >
  
  For those yet to experience the holy might of Vectron's kindly claw >
  
  Thank you. I had no idea. >
  
  You are most welcome by Vectron >
  
  For the love of all that is Vectron, your speech warms my Vectronic heart. >
  
  May Vectron’s beard shed its benevolence upon us. 🙏🏻🙏🏻 >
  
  And may all of his correspondence to us be sent Vectronically. So it is written, so shall it be done. >
  
  I live in Oregon and started to recognize a bunch of the dams, so I was like, “huh, that’s kinda cool.” Then I saw the text at the bottom of the first page. Portland District. Now a cat calendar makes perfect sense. >
  
  Same thing happened to me. I think I'm going to head to kinko's and have them print it out for me. >
  
  Tell them you need to print some important official military documents before you show them what it is >
  
  Don’t forget to tell them you need it right meow! >
  
  Who will protect our infrastructure from this menace? >
  
  An array of laser pointers. >
  
  cut to giant laser pointer satellite >
  
  omigod the jewish space lasers were real >
  
  *meowish space lasers