comment: >
  
  They already do, they are called Cats.
context: Imagine the work order. 
  Your boss comes to you and says, "Hey, you're in charge of the cats calendar."
  "What calendar?"
  "The one with cats attacking infrastructure?"
  "What?" >
  
  you miss ONE day... >
  
  Hail Vectron! >
  
  By Vectron! >
  
  For those yet to experience the holy might of Vectron's kindly claw >
  
  Thank you. I had no idea. >
  
  You are most welcome by Vectron >
  
  For the love of all that is Vectron, your speech warms my Vectronic heart. >
  
  May Vectron’s beard shed its benevolence upon us. 🙏🏻🙏🏻 >
  
  And may all of his correspondence to us be sent Vectronically. So it is written, so shall it be done. >
  
  I live in Oregon and started to recognize a bunch of the dams, so I was like, “huh, that’s kinda cool.” Then I saw the text at the bottom of the first page. Portland District. Now a cat calendar makes perfect sense. >
  
  Same thing happened to me. I think I'm going to head to kinko's and have them print it out for me. >
  
  Tell them you need to print some important official military documents before you show them what it is >
  
  Don’t forget to tell them you need it right meow! >
  
  Who will protect our infrastructure from this menace? >
  
  An array of laser pointers. >
  
  cut to giant laser pointer satellite >
  
  omigod the jewish space lasers were real >
  
  *meowish space lasers >
  
  Hey that's racist >
  
  I think it would be cheaper to buy a calendar than use the ink/toner required to print it. >
  
  That's why you print it at work. >
  
  haha true, oh wait I work from home... >
  
  If you print from home for work you can write printer supplies off on your taxes :) >
  
  Uh yes boss I needed a calendar, so… oh what? Use the company one? Ummm but the US army has a really nice one and I thought I’d be patriotic - what? Oh, yeah I know we’re in Canada, I just… >
  
  Portland is pretty much wannabe Vancouver, BC. I say it goes! >
  
  Exactly what a Canadian would say... >
  
  Goodies, goodie goodie, yum yum. >
  
  I just scrolled until I found The Goodies reference but was wondering if I was going to find one at all. >
  
  It's way down the list, isn't it?  
  /knees hurt. >
  
  Ow, my back! Get off my lawn! >
  
  One engineer did it in his free time, and released it for use through the corps. 
  This was NOT government funded. >
  
  Even if it was government funded, I support this. >
  
  Even if it was government funded it would've been like maybe one day of pay at most? Not a ton for the amount of publicity they'll get that might make them even more money. >
  
  Assuming they already have the infrastructure pictures I would be surprised if it took more than 4 work hours. Also for chronically underfunded agencies that kind of PR is exactly how you get voters to convince the politicians to increase funds. I look forward to NASA figuring out how to photoshop giant cats playing with the planets like balls of yarn for their calendar >
  
  
  I look forward to NASA figuring out how to photoshop giant cats playing with the planets like balls of yarn for their calendar   
  
  Well let me introduce you to the most bizarre social media messaging from an official U.S. government agency: The U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission's Instagram feed. 
  And before I catch any "there's no way this is real" replies, here's the Washington Post covering it:  
  
  How a federal bureaucrat uses astronaut babies and dogs riding pigeons to try to save your life >
  
  This is rad! >
  
  CISA losing their shit rn >
  
  I would like one. >
  
  It's a free PDF. >
  
  No he would like one of the cats >
  
  yOu wOuLdN'T DoWnloAd a cAT >
  
  I can’t believe they included Sherlock getting knocked off a cliff. At least he didn’t jump this time. >
  
  I'm shocked that you're the only person I've seen comment on this so far! it's hilarious >
  
  "Every year, dozens of cats attack important infrastructure for our country causing dozens of dollars of damage. Won't you help?" >
  
  I heard this with Sarah McLoughlin's voice >
  
  Army Cats >
  
  Now do it with pictures of our crumbling infrastructure. >
  
  This seems like one of those things that is somehow going to age poorly given our Universe's current sense of irony. I don't know how exactly, but there's going to be some mass tragedy involving cats and a suspension bridge or something this year. >
  
  The first image kind of reads like "this infrastructure is super important so don't damage it". The calendar almost seems like a shopping list for domestic terrorists or something lol. >
  
  I mean, pretty obvious that dams, substations, bridges and the like are good targets for chaos. Google maps gives you all this plus Police stations and everything, with photos and the address. Useless to worry about it >
  
  Seriously, anyone who unironicly think terrorists were waiting for a cat calendar to list a bunch of locations to bomb is paranoid about the wrong things. >
  
  Cats would hunt and eat us if they were bigger than us >
  
  They already do, they are called Tigers. >
  
  If there were smaller tigers, we would keep them as pets, but they'd break all our stuff to prove they're still in charge.