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  we vilify the shark for killing things but glorify dolphins who also kill things and knowingly do so, sometimes committing nasal rape on baby dolphins' blowholes until they drown
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  Don’t we literally have a story called Robin Hood, a glorified thief whose been celebrated across multiple cultures and media? >
  
  We also glorify the shit out of pirates. >
  
  Tbf, when you think hard about it... Both of these are stealing from the same military leaders that steal from the people.
  İt's all big circle of theives >
  
  Also there’s the Joker. He steals shit all the time and he has how many movies, games, comics have him as a central character?