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  Will bring a bucket and ladle.
context: This is one of the most Wisconsin sounding titles I've ever seen >
  
  Needs an "ope" in there somewhere. >
  
  We live outside of Chicago and my son and I realized yesterday that we say Ope all the time after watching a Charlie Berenice video. >
  
  I used to be adamant most Minnesotans don't have an accent you can really hear until I realized when I talk shit it sounds like I'm playing beer league hockey in Saskatchewan. >
  
  Somehow, I read this in a Minnesotan accent, despite only hearing it once or twice in my life. >
  
  I'm convinced It's the easiest accent to pick up. I visit my family in Northern Wisconsin for like one weekend and I've got a thick accent for the next three weeks when I get home. Same with my mom but she grew up there so that makes more sense. I never lived there so I have no idea why it rubs off so easily. >
  
  Fortunately another fire in Maine caused a lobster holding tank to boil. >
  
  It’s like the story of Reese’s peanut butter cups, but tastier. >
  
  At first, I thought it would be a funny piece of history. I just felt sad and upset over the victims and the negligence leading up to the events. >
  
  Oh boy wait until you find out about the Bhopal disaster.
  It's both amazing and infuriating what companies will try to get away with in the name of cutting costs unless they're forced and handheld by the government every step of the way. >
  
  But toxic gas killing thousands is less funny than a flood of molasses >
  
  And the phrase molassacre writes itself. Literally the first word that ever popped in my head upon reading it. >
  
  Yes! I was going to say, they are fortunate it only melted and didn't ignite. Butter and similar fatty spreads are a very potent fuel source for flame. The Mont Blanc Tunnel fire, which killed 39, was caused by a truck of margarine. >
  
  See, that's the problem, they didn't use real butter. /s >
  
  Just keep pouring near boiling water down the pipes. That's what I did when an idiot roommate clogged a drain with bacon grease. >
  
  Add a little dawn in there. >
  
  Seconded, it needs to saponify. 
  Edit: I didn't know what saponify meant read below comments. >
  
  You would add lye for that. >
  
  Lye -- the crucial ingredient.  Ancient peoples found their clothes got cleaner if they washed them at a certain spot in the river.  WHY?  Because, human sacrifices were once made on the hills above this river. Year after year, bodies burnt.  Rain fell.  Water seeped through the wood ashes to become lye.  The lye combined with the melted fat of the bodies, till a thick white soapy discharge crept into the river. The first soap was made from the ashes of heroes.  Like the first monkeys shot into space. >
  
  
  The first soap was made from the ashes of heroes.
  
  Poetry >
  
  Sure is. Fight Club has an excellent screenplay. >
  
  
  which ultimately clogged the waterway despite crews' efforts to contain the spread >
  
  i can’t believe it….. >
  
  Breaking news it appears to not be butter >
  
  I can't believe it's hot buttah. >
  
  I’m dead. I’m alive again. Seriously has ANYONE told Lubalin?? 
  P.S. Lubalin’s music is awesome. >
  
  Is this available? >
  
  Yes it is >
  
  Please leave me alone, we are sleeping >
  
  ?? >
  
  Rather than continue to recreate this, I’ll just say that it cracks me up every time. Glad to see another Lubalin fan here. >
  
  My next reply was going to be “REMIX! Blue cheese has mold in it.” >
  
  Paula Deen would love this recipe. >
  
  "Just a touch of butter" ... /clogs city drains >
  
  butter >
  
  Bring in the dancing lobsters! >
  
  www.amandaplease.com >
  
  For a moment you had me thinking that the website was still up - I spent way too much time there as a kid >
  
  that website was actually up for years and years, I remember looking at it in like 2016, although all the links on the Wayback Machine are broken >
  
  And me without my dump truck full of popcorn. >
  
  This reads like a Plague Inc. headline >
  
  or a cookie clicker one. >
  
  When we have fires like this in Kentucky, bourbon flows into the rivers and at least has the decency to get the fish drunk before they die. >
  
  contain the spread
  i giggled at that one. >
  
  
  ...the Portage Fire Department, emphasizing that "the butter runoff and heavy smoke slowed access to the structure."
  
  I just can't imagine the unexpected joy at being the person to get to use the phrase "butter run off" in a serious news article. >
  
  It's not the first time that phrase has been used in our state.
  An even better one from the Madison butter fire:
  
  “I had butter in places a guy shouldn’t have butter by the end of that night." >
  
  Most WI headline ever. >
  
  That's just a load of rich creamery butter.