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  I can’t eat electric cars though
context: Love me a good cadmium egg around Easter >
  
  If I had a nickel every time I heard that one! >
  
  Talk about burying the lead. >
  
  Yes copper, this punster right here. >
  
  You guys had to steel all the good puns, huh? >
  
  Steel isn't an element you boron. >
  
  Oh the irony of your correction. >
  
  That guy took up all the oxygen in the room, and now everyone left, and I hadn’t even metal of them yet. >
  
  You guys are really on Tin ice! >
  
  All the good puns Argon, I gassed out >
  
  But, if you look at other studies, it literally changes by the week which brands are high and which brands are low. It's because they're constantly buying more beans and the beans come from different farms. If they have one good test it's because they bought one good batch. Every brand has this problem from time to time and there's not really much that can be done about it short of rebuilding the chocolate supply chain from the ground up.  Every time you do this kind of test you're going to catch a few brands out and it's going to be basically random which ones had the high numbers in which one didn't. >
  
  So what is a chocoholic supposed to do? >
  
  Find a different slavery-driven vice, I guess.