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  There was an SNL skit with Kristin Wiig playing a compulsive liar. What made it funny was how damn recognizable the character, “Penelope” was.
context: This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.
  If he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death. >
  
  Type of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest >
  
  Then tells you he ate a salad. >
  
  I mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax >
  
  ....and cause cancer >
  
  …Only if you are tossing the salad >
  
  At least I’m the tossed and not the tossee >
  
  George Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie. >
  
  I heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat >
  
  Nonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him. >
  
  aw jeeze >
  
  I'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about. >
  
  Pepe Silvia revealed >
  
  I start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, "CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!” >
  
  I open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR... >
  
  None of these people are real >
  
  This dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about. >
  
  It's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top. >
  
  Yeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.
  He's bad at it and he keeps doing it. >
  
  Pathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.
  source: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it. >
  
  Got 2 in mine. >
  
  Is he even gay? >
  
  We're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we? >
  
  Well, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.” >
  
  And numerous people calling him anthony devolder so >
  
  I would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit. >
  
  Honestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress >
  
  
  McCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”
  
  Mr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along. >
  
  Ah the old John Barron staffer >
  
  I had a pathological liar for a roommate in college for a year. He would be eating my food in front of me and tell me to my face that it was his. Such a weirdo. He was nice enough guy but I just stopped interacting with him altogether. I could not trust or believe a single thing he said. >
  
  I’ve met a few pathological liars in my life and it’s always just so weird to me, like they just lie about ordinary things that they don’t stand to gain anything from. >
  
  It's like they believe they've gained a conspirator by our acknowledging them  They really aren't normal-logical or whatever >
  
  Anybody else find pictures of this guy unsettling?
  Like suuuuper, uncanny valley type unsettling? >
  
  That's what happens when a cartoon character comes to life.
  Seriously, check out Doofus Drake from Ducktales.
  Then Santos.
  The resemblance is uncanny. >
  
  This guy is almost assuredly a spy >
  
  "Oh, spy! I thought you said lie" - Santos, probably >
  
  I feel like we should just have a megathread that gets updated with the most recent lie and keeps a running list. >
  
  This guy always looks like he just shit his pants and is super proud of it. Just sitting there in a steamy pile of turds with this look in his eye “hey you guess what I just did? And nobody can stop me” >
  
  He is a sociopath. 
  His face creeps me out too. >
  
  Call me surprised about him lying 🤣 >
  
  I'll be surprised the day we find out something he said was actually the truth. >
  
  I think we need to start with the basics, namely, a DNA test to make sure he's biologically human. It may turnout he's related to perfectly human Ted Cruz. >
  
  He's such a pathological liar that probably even his DNA would lie to us. >
  
  He claims to be 6’2” in that article and he sure doesn’t look that tall. >
  
  He's 6' 2" in dating app units >
  
  I bet his glasses aren’t even real >
  
  I noticed that too. Looking at the pictures where he's "at work" with these really thick dark  rimmed glasses. There's no distortion or refraction through the lenses like you get in photos of people wearing actual corrective lenses. 
  The glasses are just part of the act. >
  
  
  I was the smallest guy and I’m six-two.
  
  Here’s a picture of Santos next to Gaetz who is 5’8
  Here he is with 5’8 Lee Zeldin
  In an article about how much a liar he is it’s weird they didn’t mention this >
  
  Trump claims he's 6'3" but he's shorter than the 6'1" Obama. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ >
  
  I bet he survived cancer too >
  
  Covid, Chronic Bronchitis and a brain tumor >
  
  And he also claims to be one of the first COVID cases in the USA. Like that's something to brag about. >
  
  Also he went to the hospital with covid and almost died and also it was no big deal