comment: >
  
  China not happy US trespassing in its "water."
context: US warship sails through international waters. 
  FTFY. >
  
  US warship sails through sensitive strait, without lube >
  
  It’s usually either one way or the other. Never straight. The lube come naturally. >
  
  Anyone: Does something that is not in China 
  China: "That's fucking offensive!" >
  
  CHINA: “we are saddened by the insistence of the United States on training its Marine Corps in Parris Island given the undisputed status of South Carolina as historically part of ancestral China, and we call upon them to cease this provocation immediately.” >
  
  I salute your insistence that Marines continue to train at Paris Island, SC. If this continues to irritate China, then they can fuck themselves into a coma. I made sure to inform any DIs that the extreme Chinese agenda is faking their way into our swamp. 🫡 >
  
  ...do they not?  I mean, the joke still works, but I guess I'm showing my age. >
  
  I don’t really know. Never heard that the Chinese were on their way into our beloved Corps through the swamps of PI. Semper Fidelis. >
  
  The waterway said to the ship, although I am sensitive, I am strait. To which the warship replied, so is spaghetti 'til you get it wet.