comment: >
  
  Ah the old John Barron staffer
context: This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.
  If he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death. >
  
  Type of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest >
  
  Then tells you he ate a salad. >
  
  I mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax >
  
  ....and cause cancer >
  
  …Only if you are tossing the salad >
  
  At least I’m the tossed and not the tossee >
  
  George Santos never existed, he's literally just the embodiment of a lie. >
  
  I heard hes actually three kids stacked under a trench coat >
  
  Nonsense. If he were three kids, then Gaetz would be much closer to him. >
  
  aw jeeze >
  
  I'm starting to think it would save time to simply tell people things he hasn't lied about. >
  
  Pepe Silvia revealed >
  
  I start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, "CAAAROL, CAAAROL! I gotta talk to you about Santos!” >
  
  I open the door and you know what I find out, Mac? There is no Carol in HR... >
  
  None of these people are real >
  
  This dude chooses the weirdest shit to lie about. >
  
  It's the degree to which he goes with the lies that's impressive. He probably could have gotten away with saying he was on the team. I can't imagine Baruch volleyball being so popular that people follow it, so that would have been at least slightly believable. But no, he had to say he was the star. They won a championship, and he blew out both knees in the process. Even after school specials about lying didn't get this over the top. >
  
  Yeah, it's really dumb. The rule of thumb if you have to lie is to keep it simple. Invites fewer questions and there's fewer details to get tripped up on later.
  He's bad at it and he keeps doing it. >
  
  Pathological liars are not capable of keeping it simple. In fact, the lies build over time and they will even start to believe them. If confronted with irrefutable proof that it didn’t happen, they will become visibly shaken and confused.
  source: 30+ yrs with a family member that has it. >
  
  Got 2 in mine. >
  
  Is he even gay? >
  
  We're going to find out his name isn't George Santos, arent we? >
  
  Well, there is video of him introducing himself as “Anthony Devolder.” >
  
  And numerous people calling him anthony devolder so >
  
  I would laugh my ass off if this dude is actually a Russian plant whose real name is Ivan or some shit. >
  
  Honestly, nothing would surprise me... And the entirety of the government acting like they have no clue how to check if he's even eligible to be in Congress >
  
  
  McCarthy said: “My staff had concerns when he had a staff member impersonate my chief of staff and that individual was let go when Mr. Santos found out about it.”
  
  Mr. Santos sacked the staff member... who he made up because it was Santos all along.