comment: >
  
  I mean half of his colleagues would tell you salads are a hoax
context: This motherfucker is the type of asshole that wakes up, eats a bowl of fruit loops...then tells you he had an egg McMuffin.
  If he ever has brain cancer he doesn't have to worry Because it will starve to death. >
  
  Type of guy who eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest >
  
  Then tells you he ate a salad.