comment: >
  
  Schlapp is German for limp used for example as in limb dickus
context: Matt Schlapp ~~slapped~~ schlapped with a lawsuit after an allegation of fondling a GOP operative >
  
  Matt Schlapp ~~slapped~~ schlapped with a lawsuit after an allegation of ~~fondling~~ schlapp and tickling a GOP operative >
  
  The accuser said Schlapp "grabbed my junk and pummeled it at length." >
  
  I got your conservative values right here, buddy.