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  But toxic gas killing thousands is less funny than a flood of molasses
context: This is one of the most Wisconsin sounding titles I've ever seen >
  
  Needs an "ope" in there somewhere. >
  
  We live outside of Chicago and my son and I realized yesterday that we say Ope all the time after watching a Charlie Berenice video. >
  
  I used to be adamant most Minnesotans don't have an accent you can really hear until I realized when I talk shit it sounds like I'm playing beer league hockey in Saskatchewan. >
  
  Somehow, I read this in a Minnesotan accent, despite only hearing it once or twice in my life. >
  
  I'm convinced It's the easiest accent to pick up. I visit my family in Northern Wisconsin for like one weekend and I've got a thick accent for the next three weeks when I get home. Same with my mom but she grew up there so that makes more sense. I never lived there so I have no idea why it rubs off so easily. >
  
  Fortunately another fire in Maine caused a lobster holding tank to boil. >
  
  It’s like the story of Reese’s peanut butter cups, but tastier. >
  
  At first, I thought it would be a funny piece of history. I just felt sad and upset over the victims and the negligence leading up to the events. >
  
  Oh boy wait until you find out about the Bhopal disaster.
  It's both amazing and infuriating what companies will try to get away with in the name of cutting costs unless they're forced and handheld by the government every step of the way.