comment: >
  
  No, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company.
context: So their guard is down >
  
  That would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery. >
  
  Great... now I have to write this movie. >
  
  Send me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production. >
  
  Even criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore >
  
  Yep. It’s all online these days. >
  
  The real robbers work for the banks. >
  
  Always have been >
  
  No wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically. >
  
  Good luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash. >
  
  Because they’ve all been robbed? >
  
  Nah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions.... >
  
  Canada has joined the conversation.  It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here.  It can be very far to the next town.  All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada. >
  
  When our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world. >
  
  Postal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.
  That may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada.  We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet.  We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.
  We have a few major grocery stores.  They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years.  So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved.  I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.
  Anyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments.  It is perverse. >
  
  Maybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service. >
  
  Well we have credit unions which fit the bill.  I'm not sure why they aren't more popular.  Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks.  Free iPad if you open an account type of things.  I suspect it works, but am not sure. >
  
  The other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US. >
  
  Because the real robbers is sitting inside the bank. >
  
  Sounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark. >
  
  Wow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe 
  r/unexpectedBard >
  
  well that’s what it is now >
  
  Next news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy >
  
  We'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty. >
  
  
  A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.
  
  That's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case. >
  
  Policies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol >
  
  No, that’s right, I’m not. But I did it for a multi-billion dollar insurance company. >
  
  In the Bronx I remember on the news they celebrated no murders for one whole day! But early the next day, the streak was broken. >
  
  Because it was a challenge and someone answered. >
  
  They said no to gentrification. >
  
  Suddenly Streisand effect >
  
  How common are bank robberies in general? It's such a stereotypical crime, but I don't often hear about actual modern bank robberies. I imagine the risk to reward is very low given how little cash banks typically have on hand. >
  
  Gotta rob a bank every other month just to make ends meet smh my head >
  
  Truly a landmark year! >
  
  A bank full of Danishes! >
  
  I want to rob it now >
  
  Is that really a nottheonion title? >
  
  Future is finally looking up eh? >
  
  They received a series of plaques to mark the occassion. And what did they do with them? Stick em' up! >
  
  For a minute I wondered if this was r/UpliftingNews >
  
  I knew there was something I forgot to do this year. >
  
  It's a lot easier to have nice things when you don't have a raging gun epidemic. >
  
  They don’t have cash in the Banks anymore. Denmark is almost totally cashless society. >
  
  Almost. I was kind of caught by surprise one time when I bumped into a laundromat in suburban Copenhagen that was cash only. >
  
  Are they celebrating with danishes? >
  
  In addition, the text could have said "one ship will dock in Denmark in 2022."
  How would they be able to raid the banks if there are no banks with deposits? Man cannot know what cannot be found. >
  
  We really should be robbing the banks. They are the worst human invention since they added lead to gas >
  
  Which is why the robbers have also gone digital, take for example Britta Nielsen and Sanjay Shah >
  
  Hey Denmark, what's going on? >
  
  Not bank robberies apparently >
  
  Probably more money to be made by stealing catalytic converters than by robbing banks >
  
  no one's going viking these days >
  
  Wait, it’s cause they went cashless…
  Why did they have so many robberies anyway? I thought their country was doing everything we’re doing wrong, right. Should we be having even more bank robberies then? This is getting confusing. No wonder we can’t fix America. >
  
  I had no clue bank robberies are still such a big problem in the west. Or is it just a Danish thing? >
  
  Honestly, it’s surprising Denmark HAD bank robberies. Who robs banks anymore? >
  
  They probably mean the first year without people robbing the banks. 
  Now let’s get a year without the banks robbing people.  
  THAT would be something to celebrate. >
  
  What's the penalty for bank robberies there? If all Danish prisons are how they're shown on the internet I guess it's a "good" deal to try to rob a bank there, isn't it? >
  
  Guys, the thermal drill… go get it. >
  
  Rubs hands like bird man…!!! >
  
  So their guard is down >
  
  That would honestly have been the perfect time for a robbery. >
  
  Great... now I have to write this movie. >
  
  Send me the GoFundMe link when it's time to start production. >
  
  Even criminals don't use their local bank branch anymore >
  
  Yep. It’s all online these days. >
  
  The real robbers work for the banks. >
  
  Always have been >
  
  No wonder, no Danish people would still enter a bank physically. >
  
  Good luck even finding one, let alone one that has cash. >
  
  Because they’ve all been robbed? >
  
  Nah, because they just close them down to save money, gotta have those annual profits stay in the billions.... >
  
  Canada has joined the conversation.  It's pretty unfortunate for remote communities here.  It can be very far to the next town.  All these branch closure decision coming to you from people in Toronto who have never been anywhere else in Canada. >
  
  When our post offices began closing years ago, they started, especially in smaller villages to have the local grocery store have a limited hours service desk for postal services, maybe they should look into that kind of deal, especially for a country like Canada, the more remote areas could be hours away, or completely inaccessible for the elderly, even just a few hours a couple of days could mean the world. >
  
  Postal banking would be great for the average Canadian but it costs a lot of money to run a political party and the fancy people who own everything and the ones who run for office go to the same gala dinners.
  That may sound like conspiracy but it's just the gross way major companies operate in Canada.  We pay crazy high phone bills and bank fees and internet.  We have a few major companies selling each of those and their markets are protected.
  We have a few major grocery stores.  They apparently fixed the price of bread for 14-16 years.  So far the biggest consequence has been a $25 gift certificate from one of the companies involved.  I think you have to give up your right to sue, though.
  Anyways, in my opinion we support these totally not capitalist entities with protection legislation and we don't really help smaller companies trying to innovate in actual competitive environments.  It is perverse. >
  
  Maybe smaller canadian communities should look into banding together to set up some form of service company, not to make a profit, just owned by hundreds of little towns and villages, pay into it by the head, own it by the head, and then just let them provide internet, tv, phone, banking services, etc. At just enough above cost to save up for future investments, and just price the competition out of the market they don't want to serve anyways. And locals can vote on how much they want to subsidise themselves to get better service. >
  
  Well we have credit unions which fit the bill.  I'm not sure why they aren't more popular.  Advertising spaces in Canada, of all sorts, are just plastered with the big banks.  Free iPad if you open an account type of things.  I suspect it works, but am not sure. >
  
  The other thing the big banks have going for them is Visa/MasterCard on debit. Credit unions generally don't offer that; your debit card will typically be Interac only, which means it's only good for shopping at physical stores in Canada and the US. >
  
  Because the real robbers is sitting inside the bank. >
  
  Sounds like something is rotten in the state of Denmark. >
  
  Wow. Is there a subreddit for that? Maybe 
  r/unexpectedBard >
  
  well that’s what it is now >
  
  Next news article will be, staff if Danish bank distraught after losing their jobs due to irrelevancy >
  
  We'll... In 2015 the biggest danish bank accepted forged documents and payed this guy (the owner Sanjay at 6:41) €1.7 billion back in dividend taxes. A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this. It's nice that that the employees are not endangered, but I'm sure they (and by extension the taxpayers) are getting robbed plenty. >
  
  
  A couple of months ago a book came out that revealed how they have not changed the control procedures for this.
  
  That's not true. I have done something slightly related at work, which required me to contact the tax authorities to request something similar to what they did with the dividend taxes. The current wait time (12 months) has been postponed by 9 months twice because they're revising their systems and presumably doing everything manually now. When I obviously sounded dumbfounded on the phone, they explained it was because of that case. >
  
  Policies for the plebs. Youre not a billionaire lol