comment: >
  
  Looks like this was a hobby of hers according to the article. I don’t know, seems believable.
context: Calvert Cliffs is known for megalodon teeth. They have 2 trails at the state park that lead to the small beach - The Red trail and the Orange trail. Fun hike and very pretty scenery year round. I have a few vids I've post on this sub of it. >
  
  I know a marine biologist in the area and I asked him why this location is such a hot bed. He said they used to party there >
  
  Was it the same guy that saved the whale that had a golf ball stuck in it's blowhole? >
  
  Art Vandelay? >
  
  Former architect I believe. >
  
  And you want to be my latex salesman? >
  
  Is this noteworthy because these are rare in Maryland? 
  Because these are very common in the coastal south. There are barrier islands full of them. >
  
  It's noteworthy because megalodons were long thought to be extinct, but this is undeniable proof that a black hole has opened in the ocean possibly in the Mariana Trench, and megalodons and other outer worldly monsters are inhabiting the seas >
  
  You mean when Jason Stratham bombed the thermocline? And somehow a division in water densities was a near impenetrable barrier that housed Magalodon ? >
  
  ....what stupid movie was that? Because my dumbass watched it. >
  
  Sounds like MEG, I only read the book but pretty sure they made it into a film. >
  
  Yup, the Meg, currently working on a sequel >
  
  Which is totally fine cuz movies with big ass animals are fun.   But yeah Meg was still really bad >
  
  I put the Meg in that so bad it's good category. >
  
  It knew what it was and embraced it. Good bad movie fun! >
  
  Man, the Tooth Fairy is gonna be stoked. >
  
  Does she get to keep it? >
  
  Absolutely. Signed, a fellow Beach comber who has found shark teeth but never a meg and I’m now jealous of this little girl. >
  
  If I've learned anything from tourist gift shops along beaches, that tooth needs to be turned into a necklace, pronto. >
  
  That tooth is nightmare fuel. 
  (yes, I saw JAWS when I was too young) >
  
  Which is why I don't go into the ocean....unless it's in a big fucking boat >
  
  Same! Even though I joined the Navy, I was on a Carrier. Big enough, not today satan jaws. >
  
  i was on a carrier and an FFG >
  
  u/keshire was suggesting that this girl's father planted the tooth so she could find it. what do you think? >
  
  Looks like this was a hobby of hers according to the article. I don’t know, seems believable. >
  
  Calvert cliffs is a popular spot for fossil hunting >
  
  What a great memory for when she grows up. >
  
  You know it's a slow news day when.. >
  
  ...when all air traffic is grounded? >
  
  To be fair, a grounded plane does go slow. >
  
  too soon >
  
  I bet Jason Statham helped with this after defeating the Meg >
  
  It's mine. Give it back . >
  
  I’ve never been so jealous. >
  
  Jason Statham incoming to spin kick the tooth out of her hand >
  
  Duuude that’s a good one! She’s got small hands of course but still a great sized toofer. What a find! >
  
  Man I used to go here every summer as a kid and I never found a good sharks tooth, just tiny baby ones. This article was literally my dream until I was like 15 >
  
  Am I the only one that was confused that they only said Maryland? Article from the BBC so for some reason I was thinking this was in the UK. Confused for a minute >
  
  Must be a slow news day or something >
  
  I found a cool glass bottle in the stream near my house once >
  
  I don't get how this is news, lol. People find megs all the time up and down the east coast >
  
  This isn’t that rare. I mean… cool for her. Good story for school. Not international newsworthy though. I got a half a dozen diving in the river inlet near there. >
  
  Please tell me it was fresh. >
  
  My dog would love to chew that fossil >
  
  Still got mine from 1969. I walked that beach many times. 😊 >
  
  Finally! The Chosen One hath appeared!! She’ll fix gestures to existence. Huzzah! >
  
  Think she could get Jason Statham to autograph it? >
  
  Reminder that Meg 2: the Trench is coming to theatres on Aug 4 2023! >
  
  I always wonder how things like this become news. Like how soon after finding the tooth do the parents say “we gotta contact the media right away!”? >
  
  Tbf posting things to social media can bring in news attention also if shared to the right feed.  Btdt. >
  
  One day we will b shocked to find shark teeth when they r all gone >
  
  FYI that tooth is worth like 3-5K. >
  
  Big deal I can find these at my local pawn shop >
  
  The tooth of nightmares >
  
  Wonder what happened to girl 1 through 8... >
  
  F- I thought this was another post about a fatal pitbull attack. >
  
  how is this news? I’ve found a megalodon tooth not too far from there >
  
  Knee deep on a 9 year old, and she found a fossil that close to the surface? "She saw it and dove for it" Yet she is dry as a bone considering the sun shining on her. This seems so fake. Look at the tooth, if it were that shallow you would thing sand and currents would erode the amazing shallow channels on the tooth. >
  
  ok here me out, this tooth is in perfect condition it seems. Are we to 100% go with "she found it" or Dad bought one and thought the pic would be a instakarma on reddit? >
  
  
  perfect condition
  
  You mean just a shark tooth? They all look like that. Fossils and shark teeth don't easily erode in the water or in rock layers. >
  
  Calvert Cliffs is known for megalodon teeth. They have 2 trails at the state park that lead to the small beach - The Red trail and the Orange trail. Fun hike and very pretty scenery year round. I have a few vids I've post on this sub of it. >
  
  I know a marine biologist in the area and I asked him why this location is such a hot bed. He said they used to party there >
  
  Was it the same guy that saved the whale that had a golf ball stuck in it's blowhole? >
  
  Art Vandelay? >
  
  Former architect I believe. >
  
  I am certain he is in importing/exporting. >
  
  I heard he was thinking of quitting the exporting and just focusing in on the importing which was causing a problem in his relationship. >
  
  And what does he import? >
  
  Matches, really long matches >
  
  Man, the Tooth Fairy is gonna be stoked. >
  
  Does she get to keep it? >
  
  Absolutely. Signed, a fellow Beach comber who has found shark teeth but never a meg and I’m now jealous of this little girl. >
  
  Is this noteworthy because these are rare in Maryland? 
  Because these are very common in the coastal south. There are barrier islands full of them. >
  
  It's noteworthy because megalodons were long thought to be extinct, but this is undeniable proof that a black hole has opened in the ocean possibly in the Mariana Trench, and megalodons and other outer worldly monsters are inhabiting the seas >
  
  You mean when Jason Stratham bombed the thermocline? And somehow a division in water densities was a near impenetrable barrier that housed Magalodon ? >
  
  ....what stupid movie was that? Because my dumbass watched it. >
  
  Sounds like MEG, I only read the book but pretty sure they made it into a film. >
  
  Yup, the Meg, currently working on a sequel >
  
  Which is totally fine cuz movies with big ass animals are fun.   But yeah Meg was still really bad >
  
  I put the Meg in that so bad it's good category. >
  
  It knew what it was and embraced it. Good bad movie fun! >
  
  If I've learned anything from tourist gift shops along beaches, that tooth needs to be turned into a necklace, pronto. >
  
  That tooth is nightmare fuel. 
  (yes, I saw JAWS when I was too young) >
  
  Which is why I don't go into the ocean....unless it's in a big fucking boat >
  
  Same! Even though I joined the Navy, I was on a Carrier. Big enough, not today satan jaws. >
  
  i was on a carrier and an FFG >
  
  u/keshire was suggesting that this girl's father planted the tooth so she could find it. what do you think? >
  
  Looks like this was a hobby of hers according to the article. I don’t know, seems believable. >
  
  Calvert cliffs is a popular spot for fossil hunting >
  
  What a great memory for when she grows up. >
  
  It's mine. Give it back . >
  
  You know it's a slow news day when.. >
  
  ...when all air traffic is grounded? >
  
  To be fair, a grounded plane does go slow. >
  
  too soon >
  
  I bet Jason Statham helped with this after defeating the Meg >
  
  I’ve never been so jealous. >
  
  I always wonder how things like this become news. Like how soon after finding the tooth do the parents say “we gotta contact the media right away!”? >
  
  Tbf posting things to social media can bring in news attention also if shared to the right feed.  Btdt. >
  
  The tooth of nightmares >
  
  She’s definitely winning Show & Tell >
  
  Jason Statham incoming to spin kick the tooth out of her hand >
  
  Duuude that’s a good one! She’s got small hands of course but still a great sized toofer. What a find! >
  
  Man I used to go here every summer as a kid and I never found a good sharks tooth, just tiny baby ones. This article was literally my dream until I was like 15 >
  
  Am I the only one that was confused that they only said Maryland? Article from the BBC so for some reason I was thinking this was in the UK. Confused for a minute >
  
  I don't get how this is news, lol. People find megs all the time up and down the east coast >
  
  I found a cool glass bottle in the stream near my house once >
  
  This isn’t that rare. I mean… cool for her. Good story for school. Not international newsworthy though. I got a half a dozen diving in the river inlet near there. >
  
  Must be a slow news day or something >
  
  FYI that tooth is worth like 3-5K. >
  
  If it were an inch longer and in great (likely better, hard to tell) condition, perhaps. While a five incher from Calvert isn't nearly as common as a Carolina meg, they don't command that kind of premium in my experience. 
  Here's a 4" tooth in fantastic condition for under $400. >
  
  how is this news? I’ve found a megalodon tooth not too far from there >
  
  My dog would love to chew that fossil >
  
  Still got mine from 1969. I walked that beach many times. 😊 >
  
  Finally! The Chosen One hath appeared!! She’ll fix gestures to existence. Huzzah! >
  
  Think she could get Jason Statham to autograph it? >
  
  Reminder that Meg 2: the Trench is coming to theatres on Aug 4 2023! >
  
  One day we will b shocked to find shark teeth when they r all gone >
  
  Big deal I can find these at my local pawn shop >
  
  Wonder what happened to girl 1 through 8... >
  
  Man, nothing cool ever happens to me >
  
  When are they going to find that jumanji game on the beach >
  
  F- I thought this was another post about a fatal pitbull attack. >
  
  Knee deep on a 9 year old, and she found a fossil that close to the surface? "She saw it and dove for it" Yet she is dry as a bone considering the sun shining on her. This seems so fake. Look at the tooth, if it were that shallow you would thing sand and currents would erode the amazing shallow channels on the tooth. >
  
  /r/nothingeverhappens >
  
  ok here me out, this tooth is in perfect condition it seems. Are we to 100% go with "she found it" or Dad bought one and thought the pic would be a instakarma on reddit? >
  
  
  perfect condition
  
  You mean just a shark tooth? They all look like that. Fossils and shark teeth don't easily erode in the water or in rock layers. >
  
  Why did the article need her age though? >
  
  Calvert Cliffs is known for megalodon teeth. They have 2 trails at the state park that lead to the small beach - The Red trail and the Orange trail. Fun hike and very pretty scenery year round. I have a few vids I've post on this sub of it. >
  
  I know a marine biologist in the area and I asked him why this location is such a hot bed. He said they used to party there >
  
  Was it the same guy that saved the whale that had a golf ball stuck in it's blowhole? >
  
  Art Vandelay? >
  
  Former architect I believe. >
  
  I am certain he is in importing/exporting. >
  
  I heard he was thinking of quitting the exporting and just focusing in on the importing which was causing a problem in his relationship. >
  
  And what does he import? >
  
  Matches, really long matches >
  
  Man, the Tooth Fairy is gonna be stoked. >
  
  Does she get to keep it? >
  
  Absolutely. Signed, a fellow Beach comber who has found shark teeth but never a meg and I’m now jealous of this little girl. >
  
  Is this noteworthy because these are rare in Maryland? 
  Because these are very common in the coastal south. There are barrier islands full of them. >
  
  It's noteworthy because megalodons were long thought to be extinct, but this is undeniable proof that a black hole has opened in the ocean possibly in the Mariana Trench, and megalodons and other outer worldly monsters are inhabiting the seas >
  
  You mean when Jason Stratham bombed the thermocline? And somehow a division in water densities was a near impenetrable barrier that housed Magalodon ? >
  
  ....what stupid movie was that? Because my dumbass watched it. >
  
  Sounds like MEG, I only read the book but pretty sure they made it into a film. >
  
  Yup, the Meg, currently working on a sequel >
  
  Which is totally fine cuz movies with big ass animals are fun.   But yeah Meg was still really bad >
  
  I put the Meg in that so bad it's good category. >
  
  It knew what it was and embraced it. Good bad movie fun! >
  
  If I've learned anything from tourist gift shops along beaches, that tooth needs to be turned into a necklace, pronto. >
  
  That tooth is nightmare fuel. 
  (yes, I saw JAWS when I was too young) >
  
  Which is why I don't go into the ocean....unless it's in a big fucking boat >
  
  Same! Even though I joined the Navy, I was on a Carrier. Big enough, not today satan jaws. >
  
  i was on a carrier and an FFG >
  
  u/keshire was suggesting that this girl's father planted the tooth so she could find it. what do you think?