comment: >
  
  This is my parking lot. I sell mackerel and blueberries!
context: At this point they need to hire him. He’s gonna steal the meat anyway. Get him to bring his clientele to the shop. >
  
  The advanced age and stealing are fine of course, but unfortunately we’re looking for someone with reliable transportation >
  
  Rebeef offender. >
  
  Put him in the patty wagon. >
  
  He’s in veal trouble now. >
  
  He's about to meat his doom. >
  
  Well done. >
  
  I bet the judge won't roast him. >
  
  Too leanient >
  
  This is unherd of… >
  
  His parole officer is going to have a cow >
  
  Is there a restaurant in Cleveland dirty enough to sell suitcase meat? >
  
  I've seen guys sell steaks at a few bars. >
  
  I could see that happening, lol. >
  
  That meat has to be out of date by now if it's been arrested 70 times. >
  
  Ricky and Julian at it again... >
  
  The water bong is so smooth, ya don’t realize how high yer gettin’ til it’s to late. >
  
  It’s Cleveland. I kinda figured everyone there just walks around with cases of meat? >
  
  ARREST THAT MAN IMMEATIATELY! >
  
  I used to sell stolen meat from under my trench coat in dark alleys. To be young…. >
  
  Wait... What kind of meat are we talking about here? >
  
  Not gonna lie I didn't believe it and still kind of don't so I did some digging.
  The scary part is that because of how public everything is, if you use juryrecords.com you can find out his name, address, phone number etc.
  I didn't find any sliver of evidence that he was arrested 70 times. But considering his dob is in 1960 I can't imagine all of those arrests were justified. >
  
  Link doesn’t work >
  
  What is the charge? Enjoying a meat? A succulent Chinese meat? >
  
  Depends on where you are >
  
  Guga Foods at the airport be like: >
  
  Guys gotta eat. >
  
  Dude eats well >
  
  Doubt it, he's 62 and doing this shit. Probably too poor to do anything else. >
  
  Meat suitcase must surely be a euphemism 🤔 >
  
  USDA choice? What a clown. >
  
  The restaurants are buying suitcase meat? >
  
  According to police, the man pushed the cart until its security feature locked its front wheel. He then walked off with the suitcase.
  Excuse me? When did this become a thing? >
  
  At this point they need to hire him. He’s gonna steal the meat anyway. Get him to bring his clientele to the shop. >
  
  The advanced age and stealing are fine of course, but unfortunately we’re looking for someone with reliable transportation >
  
  Rebeef offender. >
  
  Put him in the patty wagon. >
  
  He’s in veal trouble now. >
  
  He's about to meat his doom. >
  
  Well done. >
  
  I bet the judge won't roast him. >
  
  Too leanient >
  
  This is unherd of… >
  
  His parole officer is going to have a cow >
  
  Is there a restaurant in Cleveland dirty enough to sell suitcase meat? >
  
  I've seen guys sell steaks at a few bars. >
  
  I could see that happening, lol. >
  
  That meat has to be out of date by now if it's been arrested 70 times. >
  
  Ricky and Julian at it again... >
  
  The water bong is so smooth, ya don’t realize how high yer gettin’ til it’s to late. >
  
  It’s Cleveland. I kinda figured everyone there just walks around with cases of meat? >
  
  ARREST THAT MAN IMMEATIATELY! >
  
  I used to sell stolen meat from under my trench coat in dark alleys. To be young…. >
  
  Wait... What kind of meat are we talking about here? >
  
  Not gonna lie I didn't believe it and still kind of don't so I did some digging.
  The scary part is that because of how public everything is, if you use juryrecords.com you can find out his name, address, phone number etc.
  I didn't find any sliver of evidence that he was arrested 70 times. But considering his dob is in 1960 I can't imagine all of those arrests were justified. >
  
  Link doesn’t work >
  
  What is the charge? Enjoying a meat? A succulent Chinese meat? >
  
  Depends on where you are >
  
  Guga Foods at the airport be like: >
  
  Guys gotta eat. >
  
  Dude eats well >
  
  Doubt it, he's 62 and doing this shit. Probably too poor to do anything else. >
  
  Meat suitcase must surely be a euphemism 🤔 >
  
  USDA choice? What a clown. >
  
  The restaurants are buying suitcase meat? >
  
  According to police, the man pushed the cart until its security feature locked its front wheel. He then walked off with the suitcase.
  Excuse me? When did this become a thing? >
  
  Is there a restaurant in Cleveland dirty enough to sell suitcase meat? >
  
  I've seen guys sell steaks at a few bars. >
  
  I could see that happening, lol. >
  
  At this point they need to hire him. He’s gonna steal the meat anyway. Get him to bring his clientele to the shop. >
  
  The advanced age and stealing are fine of course, but unfortunately we’re looking for someone with reliable transportation >
  
  Ricky and Julian at it again... >
  
  Come on guys, they’re stealin’ MEAT! >
  
  Theft under $500, boys. Cops can't do fuck! >
  
  This is my parking lot. I sell mackerel and blueberries! >
  
  Greasy Mustard Tiger >
  
  It’s Cleveland. I kinda figured everyone there just walks around with cases of meat? >
  
  ARREST THAT MAN IMMEATIATELY! >
  
  This calls for a writ of mandangus!!! >
  
  Rebeef offender. >
  
  Put him in the patty wagon. >
  
  He’s in veal trouble now. >
  
  He's about to meat his doom. >
  
  Well done. >
  
  I bet the judge won't roast him. >
  
  Too leanient >
  
  This is unherd of… >
  
  His parole officer is going to have a cow >
  
  I used to sell stolen meat from under my trench coat in dark alleys. To be young…. >
  
  Wait... What kind of meat are we talking about here? >
  
  Penis >
  
  That meat has to be out of date by now if it's been arrested 70 times. >
  
  Guga Foods at the airport be like: >
  
  According to police, the man pushed the cart until its security feature locked its front wheel. He then walked off with the suitcase.
  Excuse me? When did this become a thing? >
  
  And why is no one but you talking about it, I came in here to read about this and nothing but your 1 comment. Very surprised we are the only ones curious about this, or is it that no one actually reads the articles? >
  
  Probably target, just saw a tik tok on here the other day of someone filming people figuring out the wheel locking thing. >
  
  What is the charge? Enjoying a meat? A succulent Chinese meat? >
  
  Depends on where you are >
  
  I see you know your judo well! >
  
  Guys gotta eat. >
  
  Not gonna lie I didn't believe it and still kind of don't so I did some digging.
  The scary part is that because of how public everything is, if you use juryrecords.com you can find out his name, address, phone number etc.
  I didn't find any sliver of evidence that he was arrested 70 times. But considering his dob is in 1960 I can't imagine all of those arrests were justified. >
  
  So based on absolutely no additional information, you have enough to assume that the man that got caught stealing meat to resell was also unjustly arrested countless times as well? >
  
  If he really was arrested 70 times before then his name would come up way way more often. >
  
  What does that have to do with justified? >
  
  I don't believe that every single one of his supposed 70 arrests were justified because I know how cops in the US operate. And that's assuming that the Police were truthful in their unsubstantiated claim that he was arrested 70 times prior.
  Cops should stick to being cops and leave the click-bait to journalists.
  To me this looks like a campaign by the police department to strong arm the public in that district to vote in favor of stronger policing. >
  
  Thanks for plugging it in and I'd agree.
  70 times? Where's the records?
  Oh they don't exist.
  Sounds like copaganda. >
  
  Dude eats well >
  
  Doubt it, he's 62 and doing this shit. Probably too poor to do anything else. >
  
  USDA choice? What a clown. >
  
  Meat suitcase must surely be a euphemism 🤔 >
  
  What restaurants are buying suitcase meat? >
  
  70th time????? >
  
  Wait, this guy is 62?! What a racket. I'm so envious. 
  Here I am, a 64 yo sucker, working in IT from home 100%. >
  
  The steaks are high here. I hope they gave him a smack in the chops and he copped a grilling. >
  
  I’m not stealing meat anymore, man, it’s fucked. >
  
  Is there a restaurant in Cleveland dirty enough to sell suitcase meat? >
  
  I've seen guys sell steaks at a few bars. >
  
  I could see that happening, lol. >
  
  At this point they need to hire him. He’s gonna steal the meat anyway. Get him to bring his clientele to the shop. >
  
  The advanced age and stealing are fine of course, but unfortunately we’re looking for someone with reliable transportation >
  
  Ricky and Julian at it again... >
  
  Come on guys, they’re stealin’ MEAT! >
  
  Theft under $500, boys. Cops can't do fuck!