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  If you told me Tapout rebranded itself as Under Armour ten years ago I probably wouldn't question it.
context: Not a surprise. He's on record elaborating in exquisite detail why he is a flight risk. >
  
  It definitely would have been motivating for them to constantly shit on how bad their justice system is. Having someone so public shit on you when you're trying to prove to the EU that you aren't a hive of dodgy people evading justice that they might get in other countries. >
  
  Literally the dumbest move you can make. But typical of internet personalities. Can't help but broadcast your every move and intent. "Real Gs move in silence" Did we all forget the wisdom of Weezy? >
  
  Rap snitches telling all their bidnes... >
  
  Up in the court bein they own star witness >
  
  Do you see the perpetrator? >
  
  Yeah I'm right here >
  
  Fuck around get the whole label sent up for years >
  
  You know your grandmama used to be bootlegging >
  
  Fake hustlin' ass >
  
  Proof positive that it's always best to publicly taunt the local justice system while you commit crimes. 
  Tater tot: "These silly fucks won't arrest me."
  Romania: "Challenge accepted."
  The Romanian courts are making an example out of him. >
  
  Goddamn the worst thing you wanna do is have an eastern European country's judicial system make an example out of you. >
  
  And with all the European attention on Romania, they'll want to show the EU they're not corrupt. >
  
  They were literally called out by GRETA* in 2021 for not doing enough to deal with trafficking. Noted in the report is that Romania has been making progress, just not enough. So yeah, the hammer is gonna fall.
  *(the other Greta: The Council of Europe’s Group of Experts on Action against Trafficking in Human Beings) >
  
  
  They were literally called out by GRETA*
  
  While I realize it's not the same Greta, the irony is still rich. >
  
  Until proven otherwise, I still believe he was told that “GRETA” was on to/after him. Naturally he then thought it meant Greta Thunberg. So he then calls her out randomly on Twitter which ultimately leads to his arrest. >
  
  I honestly believe this was the reason why he randomly called out Greta Thunberg. He's a massive dolt. >
  
  I'd say he's more of a medium-sized dolt. >
  
  He’s No’-as-big-as-medium-sized-dolt-but-bigger-than-wee-dolt-dolt >
  
  An excellent surprise Pterrying. I salute you! >
  
  I wonder how Under Armour feels about their logo being so prominently featured in all of these perp walk photos. >
  
  There's a photo taken of a douchebag wearing under armour about as often as a hummingbird flaps it's wings.