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  Dude eats well
context: At this point they need to hire him. He’s gonna steal the meat anyway. Get him to bring his clientele to the shop. >
  
  The advanced age and stealing are fine of course, but unfortunately we’re looking for someone with reliable transportation >
  
  Rebeef offender. >
  
  Put him in the patty wagon. >
  
  He’s in veal trouble now. >
  
  He's about to meat his doom. >
  
  Well done. >
  
  I bet the judge won't roast him. >
  
  Too leanient >
  
  This is unherd of… >
  
  His parole officer is going to have a cow >
  
  Is there a restaurant in Cleveland dirty enough to sell suitcase meat? >
  
  I've seen guys sell steaks at a few bars. >
  
  I could see that happening, lol. >
  
  That meat has to be out of date by now if it's been arrested 70 times. >
  
  Ricky and Julian at it again... >
  
  The water bong is so smooth, ya don’t realize how high yer gettin’ til it’s to late. >
  
  It’s Cleveland. I kinda figured everyone there just walks around with cases of meat? >
  
  ARREST THAT MAN IMMEATIATELY! >
  
  I used to sell stolen meat from under my trench coat in dark alleys. To be young…. >
  
  Wait... What kind of meat are we talking about here? >
  
  Not gonna lie I didn't believe it and still kind of don't so I did some digging.
  The scary part is that because of how public everything is, if you use juryrecords.com you can find out his name, address, phone number etc.
  I didn't find any sliver of evidence that he was arrested 70 times. But considering his dob is in 1960 I can't imagine all of those arrests were justified. >
  
  Link doesn’t work >
  
  What is the charge? Enjoying a meat? A succulent Chinese meat? >
  
  Depends on where you are >
  
  Guga Foods at the airport be like: >
  
  Guys gotta eat.