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context: On the bright side, he can just sign back up at the prison to serve for a pardon. 🤷‍♂️ >
  
  Then shoot that officer, go back to prison, rinse and repeat 🤣 >
  
  Till he gets a posting he likes. >
  
  After 6 months, he's free!
  A scheme Andy Dufresnov could get behind. >
  
  "/u/AwfulUsername123 BLASTS Russian recruit with a savage critique of the attempted murder of a Russian officer" >
  
  
  Beating Officer
  pushed and swore
  
  🤔 >
  
  Russian officers are gentle souls, not made for brawls or battles. 😄 >
  
  This is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 68%. (I'm a bot)
  
  
  A conscript in the Russian army who pushed and swore at his superior officer on a parade ground in the Moscow region last year was sentenced to five-and-a-half years hard labor in a penal colony on Wednesday.
  Leshkov then blows cigarette smoke in the officer's face, after which the officer pushes him, and Leshkov pushes him back.
  Despite Leshkov pleading not guilty, the Odintsovo Garrison military court found Leshkov guilty of beating a superior during mobilization, TASS reported on Wednesday, citing the court's press service.
  
  
  Extended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Leshkov^#1 officer^#2 year^#3 superior^#4 mobilization^#5 >
  
  Funny enough, he'd probably survive this now vs. getting  HIMARS'ed in Ukraine. >
  
  Pretty tame, back in the old soviet union you'd just get a date with the firing squad >
  
  This is a lie. They gave him a choice 5 and half years in Gulag or 5 and half days in Ukraine. 
  He wisely chose the Gulag. >
  
  Better incarcerated than discorporated