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  Haha! The government not pissing on consumers and letting companies get away with literally anything, good one!
  Wait.. this isn't r/jokes!
context: Been in tech dev for about 30 years. I don't do facebook, twitter. I didn't do myspace. I avoid things like Alexa in my home, 'internet enabled light bulbs', vacuum cleaners with cameras in them.. and I put black electrical tape over any camera in laptops/devices.
  People are often surprised by that, they think I'd do the opposite 'because I work in tech'
  No. It's because I work in tech that I avoid those things. >
  
  There are 2 types of I.T. people, those who embrace IOT and connect anything/everything to the internet,  and those who keep a gun beside the printer in case it starts to act weird. >
  
  I keep my gun away from the printer in case it acts weird... >
  
  I'd rather see all the dust, legos, and pet fur it's picked up. Let's see everything roomba earning its keep! >
  
  What are you doing, Roomba? >
  
  help me step-roomba I'm stuck >
  
  This is why I didn't buy a Roomba... what kind of idiot openly invites a remote controlled camera into their home? 
  Then add to that the fact that Amazon owns the company. >
  
  Sounds awful but this is why you gotta read the full TOS or EULA or whatever they called it. >
  
  It's not consumers' fault they don't have time to read a novel for every purchase they make. Companies should stop being shitty, and the government should help keep this nonsense from happening