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  So many Republicans seem to think America ought to be this bullshit John Wayne cowboy world. But Democrats are keeping them from that fantasy with things like “healthcare” and “women’s rights” and “food safety requirements.” How are they supposed to know they’re BiG, sTrOnG mEn if people keep telling them not to bring their guns into movie theaters or form lynch mobs?
context: its like a clown car of increasingly ridiculous dipshits piling out but instead of pies and seltzer water, its christian nationalism and conspiracy theories >
  
  They are just pulling terms from some sort of conservative word bank and assembling them into whatever nonsense they need.  At this point they don’t even need to issue new statements just copy and paste each other. >
  
  You ain't not gettin my AR-15 gas range oven cowboy >
  
  
  stii you our liberals don’t know the difference between a gas range and as assault gas range smdh my damn head >
  
  I know the bullets go in when oven dings 455 degrees.
  I bet you ain't have 4th of July in March. >
  
  A real cowboy needs a gun that can rip a real cow to shreds.
  Also, the American cowboy was replaced long ago with industrial farming, and there is really nothing special about cowboys anyways.  Anyone can be a rugged, out-doorsy type, ride a horse, and wear a silly looking hat.  It's not like cowboys were the badasses of the old west or anything.  They were pretty much ranch hands. >
  
  Romanticization of the Old West is largely responsible for their nostalgic nonsense. >
  
  You got that right. I don't think they would like to be actual, working cowboys. It's hard work. >
  
  What year does he actually think it is?
  Is he going to rant about chineese railroad workers being allowed in saloons next? >
  
  Same year every boomer thinks it is:1840.  They also can't go 20 minutes without going to Costco but imagine themselves rugged frontiersman from inside their half million dollar house. >
  
  Hey, my golf cart only has AM radio I'm living rustic. >
  
  These people are just insane now. >
  
  Same as they have always been. >
  
  Yeah but the walls came tumbling down...
  “Shaka, when the walls fell.” >
  
  Was Shaka a warrior laying segue to a fortress or were they a contractor? Context matters. >
  
  I'm starting to think being a Conservative means you literally think it's somehow still the 1700s and 1800s somehow mixed in with each other — Either it's still the time of the American Revolution in 1776, or it's the Wild West in the 1860-1890s...
  Seriously though...why do Conservatives appear to be so hopelessly mired in the past that they seem to reject any and all actual progress that would advance society? It's fuckin' weird! >
  
  Close, they want to take us back to the 1850s. Their favorite time. >
  
  "The Civil War was rigged. It was a huge victory for Conservatives. Yes, there's no evidence of that, but we don't care. Yes, we've taken it to court and the public over and over and they always reject that lie. But we'll take America back there anyway." -- Conservatives >
  
  Cowboys?  Sorry, the federal government shouldn't be subsidizing special interest groups.  They shouldn't be allowed to flaunt their lifestyle choices.  I mean, they can do what they like in the privacy of their own homes, but I don't want my children exposed to that kind of thing.
  Also, if "cowboys" can't pay the costs to graze their cattle, they don't have a legitimate business and shouldn't be subsidized. >
  
  
  Also, if "cowboys" can't pay the costs to graze their cattle, they don't have a legitimate business and shouldn't be subsidized.
  
  Yup, the hypocrites want to keep their "divine right" to freeload off of the taxpayers dime (subsidies), pay no taxes themselves and all while whining about their favorite bogey-man the so called "welfare queens" (minorities and the poor).
  I so detest Republicans and their MAGA base because  apparently the reichwing attracts the least decent, most dishonorable, and unscrupulous from amongst us. >
  
  Y’all better watch out - they’re coming for your peddlers and coopers next. >
  
  You can pry my barrels from my cold dead hands! >
  
  
  “There is no doubt the federal government deep state coordinates with liberal activists and uses politicians and willing media to carry their water,” he said. “... In many cases, they want to wipe out the American cowboy completely, remove public access to our lands and turn Montana into a national park.”
  
  I have very little idea what in the world he's talking about, but I do know that outside of Western films, cowboys disappeared well over a century ago >
  
  " turn Montana into a national park."
  ok, now this actually sounds nice, can we for once do what the yokels accuse us of? >
  
  Isn't most of Montana public land anyways? >
  
  Might as well round it out >
  
  I love these QAnon Mab Libs. 
  Wait, you mean this is real?? 🤦‍♂️ >
  
  ...Does anyone wanna tell him that The Good, The Bad and the Ugly isn't a contemporary documentary? >
  
  What's crazy about that talking chair clip is the close ups of Ryan and Flake who are both now too "sane" to get elected within the Republican party. >
  
  LMAO yeah right?   The party of nuts.. The silly party. >
  
  I thought barbed wire pretty much already took care of that >
  
  I'm a cowboy
  On a steel horse I ride
  I'm wanted dead or alive >
  
  I’m a cowboy
  Next to a fireman I dance
  I like to stay at the YMCA >
  
  He's watching too much Yellowstone... >
  
  Yep, there's a reason this mythical America cowboy porn is so popular.
  "It's my land!"
  "No, it's my land!"
  American Indian: ??? >
  
  So the song lyrics...This land is your land and this land is my land is an oxymoron... >
  
  Ryan Zinke isn’t a real cowboy >
  
  I wanna be a cowboy >
  
  "The Deep State".. My God this is like a bad movie. >
  
  Someone’s been watching Yellowstone … lol >
  
  Doesn't that "cowboy" live on a house boat in California? >
  
  He just likes wearing the hat and assless chaps >
  
  r/nottheonion >
  
  For a party that frowns on Entertainers expressing their political views, they sure do base a lot of decisions on entertainment and entertainers. 
  What a joke of a party. >
  
  How does this guy not realize that he IS the deep state?
  Cabinet secretary and now congressman are pretty solidly in the deep state camp. >
  
  Wait until he finds out the moon isn’t really made of cheese… >
  
  How many cowboys could there possibly be at this point? >
  
  ... counting feed lot workers? >
  
  The cosplayers of the prairie? >
  
  That thief, who was so corrupt & incompetent that even trump had to fire him, is back?? >
  
  Seriously. No matter how awful,corrupt or stupid these people are ,we can't get them out of our government? Wtaf America? >
  
  Is there any way these dip shits could tackle some governing?....  that would be great.