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  It was me, I used my last genie wish to wish all genies and Santa Claus out of existence.
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  That's kind of the plot of "The Good Place" re heaven. There are so many negative externalities in modern life that you can't be good anymore bc every good decision you make has bad things built into it somewhere down the line. >
  
  Not even Doug Faucett! >
  
  Trix cereal only looks like boring spheres cuz we’re now adults and trix is for kids >
  
  It was me, I used my last genie wish to wish all genies and Santa Claus out of existence. >
  
  Maybe the christian god is real, but he's really pissed about the holocaust and is boycotting humanity for a few generations. >
  
  What about new born children though. They can't be considered naughty. >
  
  Making their parents lose sleep is pretty evil >
  
  Then, one year, Santa snaps, moves to Neptune, and then starts trying to kill everyone on Christmas Eve. >
  
  This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.
  Remember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not "thoughts had in the shower!"
  (For an explanation of what a "showerthought" is, please read this page.)
  Rule-breaking posts may result in bans. >
  
  That's kind of the plot of "The Good Place" re heaven. There are so many negative externalities in modern life that you can't be good anymore bc every good decision you make has bad things built into it somewhere down the line. >
  
  Not even Doug Faucett! >
  
  Trix cereal only looks like boring spheres cuz we’re now adults and trix is for kids