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  Is his name even George?
context: Is his name really George Santos? >
  
  No, he went by Anthony Devolder and reportedly hated being called George Santos. >
  
  I know that I joked about it but Tony even lied about his name? >
  
  Prolly ain’t even gay >
  
  He was married to a woman as recently as 2019. Not that that means he can't be gay, but in light of all the other lies, it makes me wonder. >
  
  Hell, may not even be a man at this point. >
  
  I think we can all agree that he is certainly a Real Human just like fellow lawmaker Ted Cruz >
  
  So you mean reptile. >
  
  Perhaps, but at least he's just one reptile and not several. >
  
  I think at this point, it’s safer to assume he did. >
  
  If his mouth is moving, he's lying. >
  
  An absolute pathological liar for sure. I'm not fully convinced he's even capable of telling the truth even if he wanted to. >
  
  A model Republican, for sure. >
  
  Is this the George Santos who penned the Star Spangled Banner? >
  
  That would be him. The same George Santos that has the MLB home run record. >
  
  He also has the NHL home run record >
  
  He also scored so many holes-in-one in football that they actually changed the whole scoring system to touchdowns so other players will have a chance to score. >
  
  He was also the first NBA player to hit a 3 pt shot and a dunk in a single game before either play were added to the game of basketball. Santos said he was one of the original Boston Celtics, and he's not sure why he doesn't get the same accolades as Russell, Cousy, Bird and others who were on the team with him. >
  
  He was THE Boston Celtic! >
  
  Pathological liars lie about everything. They lie when they don't need to lie, hence the "pathological" part. Republicans love pathological liars. >
  
  They will lie about what color underwear they have on. Nobody cares, it's of no consequence, and they still have to put a spin on it to make it more interesting, and butt in to tell you apropos of nothing. >
  
  The can do both - lie about being under a routine audit and having a normal sized penis in the same wheezing breath. Or so people are saying. >
  
  In the USA, the penalty for lying to a congressman can be up to 30 years in prison, but the penalty for a congressman lying to you is another two years in office. >
  
  Only when under oath? Or like, at anytime? >
  
  Under oath in their official duties. Any other time the people around them lie constantly when they tell them how great a job they're doing. >
  
  Yeah... that's my issue. 
  It's not so much about lying to Congress as your are committing perjury. Folks can think what they want about the integrity and worthiness of congressperson XYZ, but lying under oath does and should continue to bear consequences. >
  
  I agree that it absolutely should, but like...does it? I feel like there's been a shitload of lying to congress without consequences lately. >
  
  Dunno. I'm not familiar enough to say. You need a prosecutable case to deliver consequences. 
  All I'm saying is that perjury is and should remain a crime. Lying to Congress is not illegal as far as I know so long at you aren't under oath
  Edit: Oops. Lying (knowingly and willfully) to Congress is indeed a crime, no oath required. "Section 1001 covers false statements more generally, without requiring an oath. The section stipulates that "whoever, in any matter within the jurisdiction of the executive, legislative, or judicial branch of the government of the United States, knowingly and willfully" falsifies or conceals information, including before a congressional committee's inquiry, may also be fined or imprisoned up to five years." >
  
  I think it is safe to assume, at this point, that every word out of his mouth is a lie. >
  
  That would require discipline and consistency. The things he says just have no relationship to the truth - like a broken clock is an unreliable source of the time, but is still right occasionally. >
  
  You reminded me…I had a boss who was a pathological liar. She lied about everything/anything - for no rhyme or reason. She could be eating a ham sandwich and tell you it was tuna. Just couldn’t trust her about anything. It has to be some sort of sickness. >
  
  Guess I did!  Fascinating reading BTW. Seems like this is another condition exacerbated by social media. >
  
  At this point, just tell me what he told the truth on....if anything. >
  
  it would be a lot shorter list >
  
  Conservatives are hitting a new low with this guy. >
  
  Nah, he is a wannabe compared to Trump. Trump lies about the lies that he lied about. >
  
  
  Trump lies about the lies that he lied about.
  
  Indeed. Trump kept saying his Brooklyn-born father was born in Germany.
  If you follow the logic there then, since his mom was Scottish, then that means he's only a first generation American and his eldest sibling was an anchor baby.
  That's all kinds of incorrect, but I reserve the right to be as factually accurate as Trump in this matter. >
  
  This guy appears to lie by default. >
  
  Jesus Christ. This asshole must have a Sarah Huckabee Sanders poster in his room with an apple in her mouth lying across a picnic table. 
  He learned by watching & listening to the best pathological liars in the politics biz; not the smartest. >
  
  I would have said Ted Cruz but otherwise I feel you >
  
  He’s desensitizing us so we don’t freak out when he peels off the human suit and tells us he’s from the Galactic Federation (which will also be a lie) >
  
  I don't like going after people's appearances but this guy looks like he's wearing a human skin suit and every photo I see of him startles me >
  
  There’s an alarming deadness in those eyes. Candid moments seem to showcase it more. Even when he feigns a smile it seems off. >
  
  Did I ever tell you about the time Santos took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can’t find one. Finally, Santos takes me into a vacant lot and says, ‘Here we are.’ Well, we sat there for a year and a half. Sure enough, someone constructed a bar around us. Well, the day they opened it, we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burnt the place to the ground. Santos yelled over the roar of the flames, ‘Always leave things the way you found them! >
  
  Was your checkbook missing afterwards? >
  
  I do not even think his name is George Santos at this point. Seriously. Have we seen a birth certificate? >
  
  Let's make this easy, what has he told the truth about ? >
  
  He voted for McCarthy for Speaker. So that's one thing >
  
  This guy sucks >
  
  I bet his name isn't even George Santos. >
  
  It’s George Trump. >
  
  Imagine this guy in high school or college. Insufferable prick. I think we all knew someone like him. >
  
  Imagining himself in college is as close as he made it to obtaining the degree he fabricated. >
  
  COVID? No, I said "COV-ish" >
  
  Ok, at this point, the next SNL they absolutely must have Jon Lovitz guest star as George Santos. (Recall that one of his classic characters was >!Tommy Flanagan, the Pathological Liar!<.) >
  
  “Yeeahh, that’s the ticket!” >
  
  This man has a mental illness. His pathological lying exceeds regular narcissism. It’s some type of megalomania where he lives in a fantasy world. >
  
  At least George had the support of his loving wife, Morgan Fairchild...yeah, that's the ticket! >
  
  And his mistress, Lauren Bacall! >
  
  In a week we'll learn he's not even American. And then in two weeks we'll learn he's actually three dogs in a trench coat. >
  
  He is the poster child of who republicans are.  When his/their lips are moving, they are lying. >
  
  Can someone check this guy for a mask Scooby-Doo style? >
  
  Is his name even George? >
  
  This is that guy from everyone’s elementary school who pathologically lied about everything. For most kids it’s a phase. This guy embraced it as a lifestyle. >
  
  I’ve never heard Santos talk does he end sentences with “Yeah, yeah, that’s the ticket” >
  
  I’m not only a member of the Liar’s Club, I’m also its President. >
  
  I think at this point, it's easier to list the things he didn't lie about.
  
  He does actually seem to be gay.
  
  fin >
  
  At this point, I think it's safe to say that he lied about EVERYTHING. >
  
  Could we get a list of truths he has told?
  Feels that one might be shorter. >
  
  Paraphrasing my favorite scene from Apollo 13.   
  Let's approach the Congressman from a standpoint of status. Is there anything he has been truthful about? >
  
  Sociopaths lie about everything even when they don’t need to. >
  
  maybe we should track the things he hasn't lied about.  would be a shorter list.  like trump's. >
  
  What hasn’t he lied about? >
  
  At this point this guy is gona be unmasked to be 4 weiner dogs in a trench coat. >
  
  I bet those glasses ain't even real >
  
  "Luke, I am your Father" George Santos reveals more personal information in new interview with Barb Walters. >
  
  I think it’s time they just list what he didn’t lie about. >
  
  Dont be so hard on George.  He had it tough growing up - his father was a gay muslim alcoholic who beat George everyday until he found the Lord and converted the family to Judaism.  His great grandmother helped mother Theresa on her daily chores,  and his grand father fought at Omaha.     And helped pen the code that made Apollo 11 a success. >
  
  He looks like a marvel villain. >
  
  This guy is starting to make Trump seem like Honest Abe in comparison.  Now that is an accomplishment. >
  
  At this point the safe bet is just to assume that he’s lying until there’s solid proof that he isn’t. >
  
  Every day there’s a new lie uncovered about this scumbag. 
  The only time I’ve ever seen his name has been next to the lies that have come to light. >
  
  At this point, I don't believe his name is even George. >
  
  This guy saying "it's fantastic" that the Ethics committee is being shut down, is a real moment in. American history. >
  
  Does it even matter anymore? >
  
  There was something he said that wasn't already shown to be a lie? >
  
  His mom died twice, so… >
  
  I don’t think he needs those glasses. >
  
  I also think he only owns one suit. >
  
  Probably doesn’t own the suit but stole it from a donation bin - in another Congressional District! >
  
  I dated a pathological liar for 6 months. Took me a bit to catch on ( one usually doesn’t assume someone is lying to you right off the bat). The guy lied about everything. Even dumb shit like what he had for lunch. He lost jobs because of lies. It was truly sad. >
  
  
  may have also lied
  
  At this point anything this guy says can be assumed to be false. Or false-ish >
  
  "Guy known for lying a lot may have lied some more." >
  
  I want to see his birth certificate >
  
  This guy is like evil Jon Lovitz. >
  
  He's really just three kids in a trenchcoat, right? >
  
  I can't wait for this guys re election and it honestly doesn't matter who is running against him. They will win 98% of the vote. All they have to do literally not lie. They could be a serial shoplifter and eat kittens. As long as they tell the truth on it, they win. >
  
  Covid infected, gay, Jew-ish, ex-Goldman, cheque-cashing tower of awesomeness! >
  
  At what point do we have to consider that George Santos might be a comedic genius and we’re all just part of an elaborate prank? Maybe this is a comedic performance art piece where he decides to just tell a bunch of lies, make up this completely fabricated character, and see if he can get elected to congress. >
  
  This. Quite literally the most amazing way to save face. Apology for being an artist and go down in history with a rascal artist moniker vs. a complete POS. Probably make a lot of money too with future 'art.'
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  You my friend win The Prize. >
  
  I think you’re right. He totally should just say he’s a comedic performance artist pranking us all. Because you know what? Even if he’s lying about this being performance art, it is still amazing comedy! It shows he will even lie about being a comedic performance artist who lies about everything! >
  
  The same George Santos who first developed the Covid-19 vaccine?! What are the odds? >
  
  George Santos a.k.a. Frank Abagnale Jr. >
  
  We are going to discover Santos is really two kids in a trench coat trying to see boobies in a movie. >
  
  By the end of this we're gonna find out George Santos was a lie and we all just made him up in our heads >
  
  Don't let this current scandal distract you from the fact that in 1998, George Santos threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table. >
  
  As God as my witness, he's broken in half! >
  
  Give the guy a break, he cured cancer almost 7 years ago. >
  
  its hilarious that republicans just look at a sociopath, compulsive liar and go "yeah he's one of us". >
  
  He actually had Covid-18, which is totally cooler than Covid-19! >
  
  The best way to deal with narcissistic megalomaniacs is not by laughing at them, but by arresting them. He’s going to jail bc he has a history of fraud of which we’ve only scratched the surface. >
  
  Life hack- save time by only reading stories where Santos tells the truth. >
  
  I’ll bet he doesn’t even need glasses! >
  
  what a shocker...Surely a mistake.. >
  
  At this point we just need to list things he did not lie about like is his name really George Santos >
  
  I remember when Santos invented penicillin. >
  
  And coffee.
  Penicillin and coffee helped us win the First World War >
  
  George Santos cured COVID. He MacGyver'd that shit with nothing but a child's first chemistry set and a hot plate. >
  
  I mean to be honest he’s perfect for the party. >
  
  I think at this point we can safely assume every single thing this guy has said is a lie. >
  
  It's only news when he tells the truth. >
  
  Phony AF >
  
  Might be easier to track his truthful statements…. >
  
  At this point, do we know if he's actually George Santos? >
  
  Sounds like he meets all the criteria for being a lifelong politician. >
  
  At this point, I just think he lied about everything. Only real thing about him is probably his name. >
  
  I mean, at this point, we need to ask the obvious question. Is he really George Santos? >
  
  Jesus, did he tell the truth about anything? Is his name even George? >
  
  Have investigating journalists found any evidence that this guy has ever told the truth ? >
  
  I am shocked. >
  
  Why is this news? >
  
  Guess his nickname should just be “liar” >
  
  I am starting to legitimately think he just has a mental condition that makes it impossible for him to tell the truth. >
  
  Complete liar >
  
  he looks like shit 😎 >
  
  Because of course he did >
  
  I begin to wonder if he is even human, or just lying to us. >
  
  I think at this point, any story of him telling the truth would be actual news. >
  
  Santos theme music: Rollins Band “Liar.” >
  
  I can save the media time: George Santos is lying about everything. You should probably dig around and find and focus on what is true about this guy so we can figure out who’s paying him. >
  
  Media should just start printing ridiculous, heinous, disgusting stories about him. Then if he sues for defamation use the truth defence. With this pricks history of lying about everything it would be great to see him try and prove anything >
  
  Just assume he lied about everything and work backwards from there. >
  
  What happened to the right’s concern about criminal immigrants coming to this country? >
  
  Another hit from the man who wrote and starred in The Room. >
  
  It might be easier for all of us to just start reporting when Santos tells the truth and assume everything else is a lie. >
  
  It's becoming a matter of what he hasn't lied about. >
  
  Well if anything is true is that he looks cringe as hell in especially with those vests on.
  "Is it winter on your torso, but summer on your arms?"
  - Tim Lockwood >
  
  This guy is a figment of our collective imagination. Nothing is real! >
  
  How long before he’s tRump running mate? >
  
  I just have a hard time believing republicans would elect someone who lies about everything. >
  
  You’re being sarcastic right? Lol >
  
  I like that at this point, headlines about this tool includes the word ‘also’. >
  
  At this point he is going to say he remembers his own birth. >
  
  Why tell the truth when a good lie will do? >
  
  At this rate, let's put an article out when he actually tells the truth, that would be news worthy. >
  
  Can we just switch all these articles from "George Santos lied about X" to "here's a list of thing George Santos has not lied about"?
  I'll start us off:
  
  Is presumably a carbon-based life form >
  
  Paying attention to this gremlin is one of the many reasons we can’t have nice things. These charlatans and sociopaths love the spotlight; as a society we should really be turning away from them entirely >
  
  How do these people exist that just lie about *everything*. I've met a couple in my life and it's just so fucking weird. How is that a way to be? >
  
  That isn’t even George Santos — it’s three small children stacked on each other’s shoulders. >
  
  Of all the things to lie about…why this? 
  Has anything he said been true? >
  
  Does he really need those glasses? >
  
  Sociopathic liar... On brand, GOP. >
  
  With every lie the RepubliKlans love him more…. >
  
  To minimize how much we talk about the ass-hat, let's talk about what he hasn't lied about. >
  
  Nahhhh....Not Georgie... >
  
  Obviously the guy is a compulsive liar...what's crazy is how bad he is at lying. >
  
  And yet there he sits in congress on the back of those lies. What the actual fuck. >
  
  I love how all of the picture of him look like a Nick Kroll character. >
  
  Basically anything that comes out of his mouth is a lie. Typical American Republican politician >
  
  May have?  You know how you can tell when George Santos is lying?  His mouth is moving.
  The fact that anyone takes anything that comes from that moron as even potentially accurate is just ridiculous at this point. >
  
  Has anyone ever seen George Santos and Elon Musk in the same room? >
  
  This dude takes the best photos >
  
  Whatever that thing is in that photo, it isn't human. Looks like a goblin in human skin. >
  
  You know when you've got that friend who does a lot of meth, but, like, they're really funny and say and do things that just make you laugh all the time, but your other friends tell you to stop hanging out with him and call him a meth head and shit? And so, you stop listening to those other friends and you hang out with this friend who does meth, let's call him George, and you hang out with him more often. And then you're all like, "hey George, why doesn't anyone like you and why do they call you a meth head?" And then George explains to you that they're all racist because he's a black Jew with white skin and a Christian upbringing and that he is not addicted to meth but can stop anytime and just uses it because it lets him have more fun, don't you want him to have fun? So then, one of your ex-friends reaches out and is like, "seriously, George is dangerous, here's some of the shit he's done in the past and did you know that he's wanted in South America?" And then you find out that all of your ex-supposed-friends are still talking about George and you behind your backs, so you decide you'll show them and invite George to move in with you after he explains that his landlord is kicking him out because the landlord is racist and that's bullshit. So George moves in and you think you're gonna party all the time, but instead his friends come over and eat all your food and steal your stuff and shit in your bed while you're sleeping in it and they steal all your clothes and you lose your job because they lit your car in fire? You know, that super-common story?
  Anyway, congratulations to the republicans on their recent, legitimate rise to power in the house; I look forward to seeing them fulfill their promise to better the lives of everyday Americans by smoking a lot of meth. >
  
  This clown is incapable of taking a good picture. >
  
  It'll be easier to name one thing that George Santos hasn't lied about. If that is even his given name. >
  
  At this point, it would be easier to just list all the things this pile of shit hasn't lied about. >
  
  Bet you those glasses are not prescription. >
  
  Using fraudulent misrepresentation to get elected is a crime.  And it’s not protected political speech either because he’s not stating opinions-he’s presenting everything related to his background as fact.  You lie on a resume, even minor lying, you get fired for cause in ANY other job without recourse.  Clearly he flat out lied to win and it’s disgusting we have such a pig in Congress.  The only reason the others in Congress play in the same pig pen with this guy is because his replacement is picked by the NY governor who is democrat. >
  
  Of course he did. As far as I'm concerned everything he says is a lie. If he were to claim water is wet I wouldn't believe him. >
  
  He’s playing the game and it’s hilarious to watch >
  
  This dude is psychotic! >
  
  What in the f*ck is this thing? LMAO 
  I bet people vomit immediately when it makes contact with them. 
  10 bucks says this thing targets the elderly and eats them. >
  
  I am guessing every Republican in the house is silent on this fool lying to everyone, as long as he is lying for them. >
  
  Let’s not pretend that the people who voted for him even care.
  They are every bit as dishonorable and fraudulent as he is as he is simply the most obvious in the current GOP.  
  These people don’t deserve the respect that is normally assumed to be due to the average person. >
  
  Has anyone checked if he is actually a US citizen? >
  
  He’s also lying to himself about how much work his combover is doing. >
  
  I'm thinking George Santos lied about everything. 
  What's the process for recalling this jackass? >
  
  Just give this guy the Voight-Kampff, i have questions >
  
  His own district wants him to resign. At this point the only person that wants him in the house is himself. If he doesn't then he's going to be great ammunition for the dems to attack in 2024. >
  
  What a smug looking Fuck this guy is. P >
  
  I just assume he's made of lies at this point. >
  
  This guy is such a goober. Even looks like a goober. >
  
  Is this an elaborate media stunt for the upcoming Marvel Secret Invasion show?
  Santos will reveal himself to be a Skrull at some point? >
  
  At this point does it really matters what comes out his lieing mouth? I hope whatever this moron has coming to him just do it and stop reporting his every lie his crap is piled way to high. >
  
  At this point most reasonable people assume EVERYTHING he says is BS. >
  
  A complete fraud that just exudes douche-ness. >
  
  Nah he’s telling the truth here.  You can tell thanks to all the brain damage he has >
  
  So pretty much everything this scuzzy bit has ever said is a lie. >
  
  At this point it may be easier to discuss things Santos hasn’t lied about. >
  
  Liars lie . >
  
  Got to love the fact that he lied his way to having lifetime medical care.  If there is no consequence to his false campaign, why won't everyone single politician lie about everything moving forward? >
  
  There is a particular kind of liar I have encountered once or twice that can't bring themselves to tell the truth about anything. It's like they are in this zone of spinning things and they fear anything they say that isn't a distortion of reality will bring the whole facade down. >
  
  George also helped build the statue of liberty >
  
  George Santos has already had COVIDs 1-18 and lived. COVID-19 don't want none of that immune system.
  /s, just in case this Santosfact is not ridiculous enough on its own >
  
  It would be a much shorter list to note what he is honest about. Is this one of Trumps illegitimate kids?  Sure has the same traits. >
  
  I have a hard time believing that, it seems so out of character for him >
  
  Call me when we find out "George Santos" is really a white woman named "Georgia Sanders". Until then, nothing this overinflated crap bag does will surprise me. >
  
  I’m just waiting for Santos to tell us about his wife Morgan Fairchild, yeah that’s the ticket!
  Jealous? >
  
  This pos can’t be truthful about anything. Was he even conceived or was he created out of a test tube? >
  
  At this point I wonder if the Republican's used him as some sort of equivalent of a human Overton Window on lying about your credentials. >
  
  Is his name even George santos? Probably not >
  
  Bet you anything it will be discovered that he’s trans or something like that. >
  
  Can we get a even shorter list of things they’ve said that aren’t lies?
  This guy is a joke, and perfect personification of modern MAGAGOPers >
  
  Baron Munchausen reincarnate with added histrionic personality disorder. >
  
  Like any politician,  everything he says should be expected to be a lie >
  
  Is anyone else completely disheartened by the lack of consequences? Like why even report on all of the lies and shadiness if nothing ever comes of exposing it? >
  
  This man looks like a fucking frog >
  
  They absolutely shouldn’t make a biopic about this guy but if they do Jonah Hill is a Shoe-in >
  
  Is his name even George Santos? >
  
  George Santos: I will now leave congress, this is not a resignation, but I now realize that I never ran for office in the first place and as such I am not a congressman >
  
  Why are these people always Republicans? >
  
  He lied about his grandparents being Holocaust survivors. As far as I’m concerned, everything out of his mouth is crap. >
  
  I think Santos is AI >
  
  This is a pathological liar who should be recalled. >
  
  i wondered why LI didn't just go that route. >
  
  Perhaps fortuitous for him that Ebola wasn't trending.
  edit to add: This thread needs its own website. >
  
  What's the furor? Seems like he fits right in to the GOP. >
  
  What hasn't he lied about? >
  
  It doesn't matter. Apparently, nobody cares that he's just a lying POS, which is pretty much the GOP status quo. >
  
  He’s a perfect representation of a Republican >
  
  This guy is batting at a 100 in fraudulence. >
  
  Of course, Santos lied...about everything. C'mon GOP, have you no decency? Oh, that's right, your failed leader is a narcissistic sociopath, habitual liar, and cowardly traitor. Please disregard my question - you've already answered it. >
  
  I doubt it’s possible to find the first person infected with Covid anywhere
  Easier time finding a needle in a hay barn >
  
  May have? You mean definitely have. He is a pathological liar who is incapable of telling the truth. >
  
  Every time I hear Mr. Santos I think of Ernest Saves Christmas. Lol >
  
  Who the fuck is this guy? I hadn’t heard his name prior to 2-3 weeks ago. Every single article about him is how he’s a lying dirt bag. >
  
  I used to think they only used bad pics of this dude. But then I realized he’s kinda hard to photograph well >
  
  How do you know when George Santos is lying?
  His mouth is open. >
  
  Why would he lie about COVID-19 >
  
  "Hello," he lied. >
  
  Sure.
  Why the hell not?
  If he said the sky were blue, I’d assume it was a cloudy night. >
  
  He definitely has the hair loss symptom! >
  
  Are we sure his name is actually George Santos at this point? >
  
  So nothing that he's ever said is true besides anyone who believes anything he's ever said is deserving of what he gives them. >
  
  
  commonly known as the Chinese flu
  
  Really doubling down on the "I'm a piece of shit" isn't he? >
  
  He’d lie about wearing glasses if he thinks it’ll get him something >
  
  Are we even sure he was elected or did he just say he was? >
  
  McCarthy: Forget the committee appointment, you just earned yourself committee chair. >
  
  This guy doesn’t belong in the House of Representatives he belongs in the nut house. >
  
  At this point, Are we sure he’s really George Santos?!? >
  
  Him lying about covid is the least relevant lie yet… >
  
  At this point it’s safe to assume that literally every thing he’s ever said is a lie… >
  
  This photo of him is great 
  What a fucking abandoned bridge troll >
  
  I’m fairly confident any legislation he proposes will deal with cryptocurrency. >
  
  At this point can we even confirm his name is actually “George” “Santos”? >
  
  I find it amusing that this is the guy that they’re going after when there are bigger fish to fry among their party. Like our former president. >
  
  Oh, the bigger fish are getting fried. Just a little bit more and then they’ll be done. >
  
  This man has no truth.  If he says, "I'm lying", that too would somehow be a lie. >
  
  At this point if he said "this sentence is true" it would be an interesting paradox >
  
  Santos looks like a woman, I honestly wouldn’t be surprised at this point with everything that has been lied about. >
  
  Ok but who hasn’t lmao >
  
  Oh, just the people who aren't total bags of shit. >
  
  What’s wrong with lying about a Covid diagnosis? For all his lies this is one of the least offensive. >
  
  Adam Schiff spent 3 years lying about “incriminating evidence on Pres Trump. Only for it to be a big fat nothing burger. Politicians lie nonstop. You’re only upset because it’s a republican lying this time. >
  
  Pray tell what nothing burger you are referring to. >
  
  And, could you do your best to list nice and specific lies he told since this is a whataboutism burger?
  Thanks . I'm  sure I am not the only one missing the parallels. >
  
  Is his name really George Santos? >
  
  No, he went by Anthony Devolder and reportedly hated being called George Santos. >
  
  I know that I joked about it but Tony even lied about his name? >
  
  Prolly ain’t even gay >
  
  He was married to a woman as recently as 2019. Not that that means he can't be gay, but in light of all the other lies, it makes me wonder. >
  
  Hell, may not even be a man at this point. >
  
  I think we can all agree that he is certainly a Real Human just like fellow lawmaker Ted Cruz >
  
  So you mean reptile. >
  
  Perhaps, but at least he's just one reptile and not several. >
  
  I think at this point, it’s safer to assume he did. >
  
  If his mouth is moving, he's lying. >
  
  An absolute pathological liar for sure. I'm not fully convinced he's even capable of telling the truth even if he wanted to. >
  
  A model Republican, for sure. >
  
  Is this the George Santos who penned the Star Spangled Banner? >
  
  That would be him. The same George Santos that has the MLB home run record. >
  
  He also has the NHL home run record >
  
  He also scored so many holes-in-one in football that they actually changed the whole scoring system to touchdowns so other players will have a chance to score. >
  
  He was also the first NBA player to hit a 3 pt shot and a dunk in a single game before either play were added to the game of basketball. Santos said he was one of the original Boston Celtics, and he's not sure why he doesn't get the same accolades as Russell, Cousy, Bird and others who were on the team with him. >
  
  He was THE Boston Celtic! >
  
  Pathological liars lie about everything. They lie when they don't need to lie, hence the "pathological" part. Republicans love pathological liars. >
  
  They will lie about what color underwear they have on. Nobody cares, it's of no consequence, and they still have to put a spin on it to make it more interesting, and butt in to tell you apropos of nothing. >
  
  The can do both - lie about being under a routine audit and having a normal sized penis in the same wheezing breath. Or so people are saying. >
  
  In the USA, the penalty for lying to a congressman can be up to 30 years in prison, but the penalty for a congressman lying to you is another two years in office. >
  
  Only when under oath? Or like, at anytime? >
  
  Under oath in their official duties. Any other time the people around them lie constantly when they tell them how great a job they're doing. >
  
  Yeah... that's my issue. 
  It's not so much about lying to Congress as your are committing perjury. Folks can think what they want about the integrity and worthiness of congressperson XYZ, but lying under oath does and should continue to bear consequences. >
  
  I agree that it absolutely should, but like...does it? I feel like there's been a shitload of lying to congress without consequences lately. >
  
  Dunno. I'm not familiar enough to say. You need a prosecutable case to deliver consequences. 
  All I'm saying is that perjury is and should remain a crime. Lying to Congress is not illegal as far as I know so long at you aren't under oath
  Edit: Oops. Lying (knowingly and willfully) to Congress is indeed a crime, no oath required. "Section 1001 covers false statements more generally, without requiring an oath. The section stipulates that "whoever, in any matter within the jurisdiction of the executive, legislative, or judicial branch of the government of the United States, knowingly and willfully" falsifies or conceals information, including before a congressional committee's inquiry, may also be fined or imprisoned up to five years." >
  
  I think it is safe to assume, at this point, that every word out of his mouth is a lie. >
  
  That would require discipline and consistency. The things he says just have no relationship to the truth - like a broken clock is an unreliable source of the time, but is still right occasionally. >
  
  You reminded me…I had a boss who was a pathological liar. She lied about everything/anything - for no rhyme or reason. She could be eating a ham sandwich and tell you it was tuna. Just couldn’t trust her about anything. It has to be some sort of sickness. >
  
  Guess I did!  Fascinating reading BTW. Seems like this is another condition exacerbated by social media. >
  
  At this point, just tell me what he told the truth on....if anything. >
  
  it would be a lot shorter list >
  
  Conservatives are hitting a new low with this guy. >
  
  Nah, he is a wannabe compared to Trump. Trump lies about the lies that he lied about. >
  
  
  Trump lies about the lies that he lied about.
  
  Indeed. Trump kept saying his Brooklyn-born father was born in Germany.
  If you follow the logic there then, since his mom was Scottish, then that means he's only a first generation American and his eldest sibling was an anchor baby.
  That's all kinds of incorrect, but I reserve the right to be as factually accurate as Trump in this matter. >
  
  Jesus Christ. This asshole must have a Sarah Huckabee Sanders poster in his room with an apple in her mouth lying across a picnic table. 
  He learned by watching & listening to the best pathological liars in the politics biz; not the smartest. >
  
  I would have said Ted Cruz but otherwise I feel you >
  
  This guy appears to lie by default. >
  
  He’s desensitizing us so we don’t freak out when he peels off the human suit and tells us he’s from the Galactic Federation (which will also be a lie) >
  
  I don't like going after people's appearances but this guy looks like he's wearing a human skin suit and every photo I see of him startles me >
  
  There’s an alarming deadness in those eyes. Candid moments seem to showcase it more. Even when he feigns a smile it seems off. >
  
  He always has this weird smile that makes my skin crawl. I say it to my husband every day when some news about him pops up because it just creeps me out so badly. It’s mainly noticeable in candid photos. It’s like he’s thinking he’s the cleverest little boy in the room getting away with a particularly hilarious “prank”. But the cold eyes and the fact that he’s always being caught in his lies makes the smile so much creepier. Like I wonder what else he’s hiding if he still thinks he’s getting away with something? >
  
  Imagine this guy in high school or college. Insufferable prick. I think we all knew someone like him. >
  
  Imagining himself in college is as close as he made it to obtaining the degree he fabricated. >
  
  Did I ever tell you about the time Santos took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can’t find one. Finally, Santos takes me into a vacant lot and says, ‘Here we are.’ Well, we sat there for a year and a half. Sure enough, someone constructed a bar around us. Well, the day they opened it, we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burnt the place to the ground. Santos yelled over the roar of the flames, ‘Always leave things the way you found them! >
  
  Was your checkbook missing afterwards? >
  
  I do not even think his name is George Santos at this point. Seriously. Have we seen a birth certificate? >
  
  Let's make this easy, what has he told the truth about ? >
  
  He voted for McCarthy for Speaker. So that's one thing >
  
  This guy sucks >
  
  I bet his name isn't even George Santos. >
  
  It’s George Trump. >
  
  COVID? No, I said "COV-ish" >
  
  This man has a mental illness. His pathological lying exceeds regular narcissism. It’s some type of megalomania where he lives in a fantasy world. >
  
  Can someone check this guy for a mask Scooby-Doo style? >
  
  In a week we'll learn he's not even American. And then in two weeks we'll learn he's actually three dogs in a trench coat. >
  
  Ok, at this point, the next SNL they absolutely must have Jon Lovitz guest star as George Santos. (Recall that one of his classic characters was >!Tommy Flanagan, the Pathological Liar!<.) >
  
  “Yeeahh, that’s the ticket!” >
  
  At least George had the support of his loving wife, Morgan Fairchild...yeah, that's the ticket! >
  
  And his mistress, Lauren Bacall!