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  The can do both - lie about being under a routine audit and having a normal sized penis in the same wheezing breath. Or so people are saying.
context: Is his name really George Santos? >
  
  No, he went by Anthony Devolder and reportedly hated being called George Santos. >
  
  I know that I joked about it but Tony even lied about his name? >
  
  Prolly ain’t even gay >
  
  He was married to a woman as recently as 2019. Not that that means he can't be gay, but in light of all the other lies, it makes me wonder. >
  
  Hell, may not even be a man at this point. >
  
  I think we can all agree that he is certainly a Real Human just like fellow lawmaker Ted Cruz >
  
  So you mean reptile. >
  
  Perhaps, but at least he's just one reptile and not several. >
  
  I think at this point, it’s safer to assume he did. >
  
  If his mouth is moving, he's lying. >
  
  An absolute pathological liar for sure. I'm not fully convinced he's even capable of telling the truth even if he wanted to. >
  
  A model Republican, for sure. >
  
  Is this the George Santos who penned the Star Spangled Banner? >
  
  That would be him. The same George Santos that has the MLB home run record. >
  
  He also has the NHL home run record >
  
  He also scored so many holes-in-one in football that they actually changed the whole scoring system to touchdowns so other players will have a chance to score. >
  
  He was also the first NBA player to hit a 3 pt shot and a dunk in a single game before either play were added to the game of basketball. Santos said he was one of the original Boston Celtics, and he's not sure why he doesn't get the same accolades as Russell, Cousy, Bird and others who were on the team with him. >
  
  He was THE Boston Celtic! >
  
  Pathological liars lie about everything. They lie when they don't need to lie, hence the "pathological" part. Republicans love pathological liars. >
  
  They will lie about what color underwear they have on. Nobody cares, it's of no consequence, and they still have to put a spin on it to make it more interesting, and butt in to tell you apropos of nothing.