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  It all adds up. Nothing to see here. Move along...
context: It's like he knows he's fucked, he's been told how fucked he is, and he's trying to get ahead of the court of public opinion on it, no matter how stupid or incriminating it makes him appear.
  It's like if a kid is being babysat, the parents come home, and the babysitter goes "Look, something happened you should---", and then the kid blurts "SHE'S LYING I DID NOT STICK MY DICK IN THE JAR OF PEANUT BUTTER, ALSO SHE TOLD ME I COULD, DON'T BELIEVE HER". >
  
  Putting your dick in a jar of peanut butter?
  That’s fucking nuts. >
  
  New definition of creamy peanut butter >
  
  NUMBER ONE, as President, I have total Immunity. Number two, I did nothing wrong.
  Okay, but which is it?? >
  
  It's the one where Trump gets away with whatever he's doing