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  I remember Trump taking the oath with them specifically mentioning the "total immunity" thing. It was strange at the time because it was just like the oath that all Presidents had taken before but his had that "total immunity" line added just after the part about defending the Constitution. There HAS to be some record of this immunity thing somewhere and not just him saying it, right? /s
context: It's like he knows he's fucked, he's been told how fucked he is, and he's trying to get ahead of the court of public opinion on it, no matter how stupid or incriminating it makes him appear.
  It's like if a kid is being babysat, the parents come home, and the babysitter goes "Look, something happened you should---", and then the kid blurts "SHE'S LYING I DID NOT STICK MY DICK IN THE JAR OF PEANUT BUTTER, ALSO SHE TOLD ME I COULD, DON'T BELIEVE HER". >
  
  Putting your dick in a jar of peanut butter?
  That’s fucking nuts. >
  
  New definition of creamy peanut butter >
  
  NUMBER ONE, as President, I have total Immunity. Number two, I did nothing wrong.
  Okay, but which is it?? >
  
  It's the one where Trump gets away with whatever he's doing >
  
  It all adds up. Nothing to see here. Move along... >
  
  ROFL Hahaha if your argument is ever "I have total immunity" you are essentially admitting guilt. Trying to cover that with "I did nothing wrong" rings a wee bit hollow in light of the fact that you're trying to push the claim of immunity. >
  
  You don't get "total immunity" for abdicating your duty to the constitution that you swore to uphold when you were inaugurated.  Whether you intended for violence to happen or not, for 3 hours you did nothing to stop the event, sitting around and watching it happen, and in fact worsened it by targeting the already-violent mob at VP Mike Pence.
  If you did get "total immunity", then you're basically saying the oath of office carries no obligation of duty and can be ignored by any elected official. >
  
  Don't need immunity if you did nothing wrong. >
  
  When you are pretending everything is a Deep State conspiracy by woke liberals, you want to give your supporters as many branches to grab onto as they can. >
  
  He really is out of touch with reality. Lets show him what happens to traitors of the constitution. >
  
  In America, they become highly paid Congressman, Presidents, or lobbyists. That's about it. >
  
  He reminds me of Peter Griffin flaunting his diplomatic immunity…
  On a separate note,I will now refer to Trump as Peter Griftin’ >
  
  “Can’t touch me. Except for you. You can touch me.” >
  
  if he hasn't done nothing wrong....why does he need immunity? hmmm >
  
  Beat me to it! >
  
  Total immunity from what exactly? Does he have total immunity from murder or rape? If he did nothing wrong, then how does the immunity benefit him? >
  
  Anything, yes. Rape, definitely yes. Already happened, multiple times. 
  His entities, Trump Org and Trump Foundation don't seem to have immunity. But Trump the person absolutely seems to have immunity for some reason. >
  
  Sounds nervous.... >
  
  Dude's been walking consequence free for two years so he might be right >
  
  *72 years >
  
  Who needs immunity if they're innocent? >
  
  Trump is a motherfuck'n LIAR! >
  
  Narrator: he doesnt >
  
  Total Immunity Landscaping >
  
  Trump in total panic mode... >
  
  Yeaaaah, that's not how anything works. I hope he sees a cell, soon. >
  
  Trump supporters are such idiots and I am all here for it. >
  
  I didn't believe he had immunity the last 100 times he claimed it but I think 101st time might convince me /s >
  
  See? [holds up page of constitution with words crossed out in sharpie] 
  Conservatives: yeah ok that makes sense — Hunter’s laptop Benghazi >
  
  incorrect on both counts. >
  
  If he didn’t do anything wrong what’s the immunity for? >
  
  I did nothing wrong! And if you don’t believe that I also have immunity! >
  
  Does this imbecile not understand that of you claim immunity,  you are also admitting guilt?
  If you did nothing wrong then there's no need to claim immunity,  SNL or the Onion can't write comedy with this level of satire.
  This reality is bonkers. >
  
  I believe clairvoyant trump sees charges in his future. >
  
  It's just been revoked >
  
  Sgt. Murtaugh has entered the chat >
  
  Throw the fucker in jail. >
  
  Ah the classic double speak common among fear mongers and fascists'. You hear this a lot from the GOP....Biden is both a sinister mastermind and a dementia patient at the same time, Hispanics are both lazy and stole all the jobs from whitey somehow. He is immune from his guilt and totally innocent at the same time. 
  The list goes on and on. >
  
  Correct me if I'm wrong, but this is straight up, widespread cognitive dissonance... right? >
  
  Oh, okay, well never mind then. >
  
  If you did nothing wrong, then why would you need immunity, you stupid lamp? >
  
  He just declared "Total Immunity" Just like he declared that he "Declassified" the documents.   
  Donnie boy, it doe snot work that way. >
  
  Trump says a lot of things.  Very few of them are true. Of course, it is possible he is in fact clairvoyant, but I find that as doubtful as I find his insistence that he has total immunity over his abhorrent J6 actions, his rape charges, his fraud charges, his bribery charges, his stealing classified documents charges, his extortion charges…
  I do believe him when he says he wants to date his daughter, though. >
  
  “I did nothing wrong but if I was to do wrong, I have immunity, ok?”
  MSM: *nods head sagely * yes, Mr. Trump >
  
  In his most recent video rant, he appears to have lost some weight (I really wonder why nobody is talking about this?)
  I guess he must be worried about something. What could it be... ? >
  
  Yep. Looks like he’s dropped 50-60 pounds. >
  
  I guess shitting his pants nonstop will do that. >
  
  "I'm unmmuned"   
  "And I will be found innocent.      
  "It was clairvoyantly revealed to me during a Carrot Card reading." 
  DT >
  
  I'm really glad he got vaccinated. In all seriousness. Some, not all, of his followers probably got the vaccine because of it. And that's good for them and they could spend more time with their grandkids. And, for him, his vaccination means we get to see a yuge trial. Probably the biggliest trial ever. Some say. And he'll be itching to testify. All thanks to the hard work of the science community and his personal choice to take the vaccine. Total immunity for the win. >
  
  He means natural immunity.  You see, in nature if you do a crime and suffer no consequences, you have some immunity to future crimes because ...(checks notes)... Trump is like a virus. >
  
  The sad thing is the Supreme Court will probably buy into some bogus argument that the President has total immunity and that'll be the end of it. >
  
  He’ll be getting a correction on his misconceptions soon. >
  
  “Cooties - detour!!!” >
  
  For him to have total immunity he would have to inject bleach into himself and shove UV light up his ass. >
  
  Yeah, sure Donnie Boi. You'd better hope that your presidential your immunity is way more effective than your immunity to Covid 19 was. >
  
  No one is above the law. Nowhere does the law say an ex-president has immunity. >
  
  Clairvoyantly speaking, Looks at crystal ball:  No he doesn't and will not in the future. >
  
  Well if he “did nothing wrong” then he doesn’t need total immunity. So which is it Donnie? Because those two things are mutually exclusive. >
  
  He's so fucking nervous he's probably got the shits. >
  
  So you can get immunity just by saying you have immunity?  Cool!
  Yes, I was in the vicinity of that liquor store when it was robbed, and I was wearing a mask and holding a gun, but I have total immunity and I did nothing wrong. >
  
  Well that settles it then. >
  
  he said that to his mom as a kid when he broke stuff >
  
  Please just LOCK HIM THE FUCK UP ALREADY. >
  
  He's just begging them to charge him. >
  
  Is the "Trump says" schtick gonna become the new "China warns" ? >
  
  Number one: total immunity 
  Number two: in my diaper
  -trump truth >
  
  Oh dang, and I was so sure...oh well, it's not like him to lie or anything, guess we'll have to let him go. >
  
  I see he's still living in his alternate reality and remains as delusional as ever. 🤮 >
  
  Thats a lie and he’s a fool! >
  
  Please slap the cuffs on this bastard. Tired of it all. >
  
  He declares shit like he thinks he's a king. >
  
  It seems like we should probably address this "total immunity" question before too long and get something definitive on the books.