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  Life is like a pubic hair on a urinal…you are bound to be pissed off and pissed on all at the same time…
context: It used to be "I'm not crying, you're crying"
  2023 updated version: "I'm not urinating, you're urinating" >
  
  U'rinating! >
  
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  M'rinating >
  
  “Why are you peeing on yourself?” while peeing on someone is the new “Why are you hitting yourself.” >
  
  This is more absurd than Dennis Rodman was caught in bed with another woman by Carmen Electra and he said she just fell from the ceiling. >
  
  What? Is this for real or some copy pasta your workshopping? >
  
  Yes it’s real. Hence the song, it’s raining men. But, sometimes it’s women. >
  
  What the hell could incontinence possibly have to do with dancing? >
  
  You never heard of the pee-pee dance? >
  
  Who would be better at it than a professional dancer? >
  
  This feels like a fairly easy thing to sort out just from where on her clothing the urine is. >
  
  Or maybe test the clothing for DNA? >
  
  You can't exactly dust for vomit. >
  
  He thought he was on a European flight
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  You're a peein. >
  
  R Kelly approves. >
  
  “Gamers do not have hygiene problems” say enraged neckbeards living in mothers’ basements. >
  
  Didn’t he offer to pay her to keep quiet? If that’s the case it’s self incriminating. >
  
  Maybe I'm prejudiced, and I suppose I probably am, but the fact that he's a Wells Fargo employee makes him guilty as charged in my book. >
  
  It turns out this is part of a new Wells Fargo policy where employees go around peeing on strangers while wearing local credit union branded clothing. >
  
  Did no one onboard, in the year 2023, think to whip out their cell phone and record this numbnut who had whipped out his? >
  
  I'm sure at least a dozen people had their phones already in their hands fixated on something else. >
  
  Video or it didn’t happen. >
  
  Maybe she was stung by a jellyfish. >
  
  The article raises a good point: why would none of the other passengers say anything? And none of the flight crew saw anything? I don't know about this >
  
  That headline took a few reads to understand, good lord. >
  
  I hope this plays out like Porky's where she has to identify the penis. The culprit will not slip thru their fingers. >
  
  Please can we call it a tallywhacker? Penis is so personal. >
  
  And if DNA testing shows otherwise, will he get purgery charges too. >
  
  Perjury is when you give false testimony.
  A purgery is the part of a sugar house where molasses is drained from sugar.
  Maybe he'll get both? >
  
  She must be pissed off,
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  Still, better than on.