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  All they know is Trump says vote for "my good friend Ron DeSanctimonious"
context: The Fulton county district attorney has told state officials that her office is investigating an array of crimes against Trump and others, including criminal solicitation to commit election fraud, intentional interference with the performance of election duties, conspiracy and racketeering. Convictions potentially carry significant prison sentences. >
  
  I'm crossing my fingers so hard, they're breaking! Seriously though, somebody put this orange, grifting buffoon in jail already. >
  
  Crossing my finger, hands, arms, toes, legs, and eyes >
  
  Shit, I've got my testicles crossed 🌰∞🌰
  /s folks. I don't have testicular torsion >
  
  Whoa that’s nuts! >
  
  No, it’s testicles. He just said so ri… ohhhh I see what you did there!! Haha!! >
  
  You saw his nuts? >
  
  Who? Harvey Weinstein? 
  I was looking at his thighs, not his nuts! 
  Because of an infection, his testicles were actually taken from his scrotum and put into his inner thighs,” the lead prosecutor, Deputy District Attorney Paul Thompson, told the jury at the beginning of the trial.Dec 2, 2022 >
  
  ICU nurse here. I’ve seen this once. >
  
  I'm so sorry.  I feel like no one should have to. 
  I'm in health care too, so I've seen some shit but that, that I don't want to see >
  
  It’s the most obvious case of felony election fraud you’ll ever see. He’s literally on a recorded line, demanding the Secretary of State to find him more votes. >
  
  But it was a perfect call! >
  
  It sure was. Just not for Trumpy. >
  
  Some people prefer the idea of state charges, since that means Trump can't be pardoned by the next Republican president to come along.
  On the other hand, Trump doesn't live in Georgia.  Which means that Florida would have to agree to hand him over.  This could give us an entirely new set of problems if Desantis flatly refuses to do so. >
  
  If DeSantis thinks he may be a serious contender in the election he may hand him over just to get him out of the way.
  If there's one thing republicans are loyal to its themselves. >
  
  It's hard to guess which way DeSantis might jump.  He may indeed hand him over gleefully.  OTOH, standing up for a fellow republican against democrats might earn him some good will too.
  He's probably running focus groups to test out both strategies. >
  
  There's zero chance in hell he would save trump. >
  
  There's zero chance he'd do it out of his deep respect for Trump or as a professional courtesy.
  But "sticking it to the libs" plays very well among the republican base.  Doing it as a political stunt seems totally in character from someone who performs political stunts every few months (busing immigrants, arresting voters, etc). >
  
  the thing is he's gotta realize that if he doesnt give them trump he's lost a shot at the presidency this go-round at the very least 
  trump stays out he will 100% either win the GOP primary or split the vote with the cult >
  
  The handcuffs. Show me them. >
  
  Why would you wish such kind mercy on such an evil person? We should all hope he lives a long, natural remainder of his life in prison where the toilets don't flush properly, and the power-saving bulbs make him look very, very orange. >
  
  I would like for his cell to have a window though, so long as it looks out on an enormous wind farm. >
  
  No, a window looking out on a luxurious golf course. >
  
  Fuck that. I just talked to Satan and he said the cruelest punishment would be to have a tiny window that looks out on a happy black family. A fifty gallon drum of Preparation H with soothing aloe could smooth that amount of butthurt >
  
  It's absurd to imagine Trump in jail prior to a conviction. And a state jail at that. And the idea that this would play out to a verdict prior to the 2024 election is equally laughable. >
  
  He would certainly be granted bail.  But common bail conditions are regular check-ins and reporting all travel (or other travel restrictions).   I find it very likely he would violate those conditions.  If that happens it's a real wildcard that could result with him spending some time in jail.  Judges don't like being made a fool of publicly. >
  
  Honestly, I like where you are headed. >
  
  Save the foreplay, wake me up when he’s got new shiny bracelets around his wrists. >
  
  And ankles. And a shiny waist chain to tie them all together. >
  
  
  may >
  
  I hope Willis has very, very good home security. >
  
  I'm sure the dozen-odd non-Republican Georgia law enforcement officers are doing everything they can. >
  
  I feel another John Oliver “We Got Him!” big red button episode incoming. >
  
  Trump getting indicted motivates his voters who control the GOP.    Makes it harder for DeSantis to get his foot in.
  Only bonus for DeSantis is he can promise to pardon Trump if elected BUT that only applies to Federal crimes vs. the state convictions for tax and bank fraud in NY and election fraud in GA. >
  
  The Trump base won’t understand that nuance with a presidential pardon.