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  I asked for a dwarf-y keyboard and I got a dwarf-y keyboard. I like it. It feels good. It sounds nice. It's orange. I can't ask for much more to be honest.
context: She's a keeper >
  
  She's a keeber. >
  
  She's a Keebler. >
  
  I want a wife that builds me stuff >
  
  I have a wife, she built me a child. >
  
  She even let you help >
  
  Let’s all hope so >
  
  Nobody tell him. >
  
  My lips are 🤐 >
  
  Hers weren’t
  Edit - not a dig at his wife, I just saw the opportunity for a joke and took it. Don’t mean anything bad by it. >
  
  Rock and stone! >
  
  Rock and Stone everyone! >
  
  Good bot >
  
  She used the last of the mithril to make you that gem.  You’re still missing the Arkenstone on the esc key though :) >
  
  I am assuming this is a LOTR reference. Truth is I don't really fuck with Tolkien, I just play a lot of Deeprock Galactic. I respect Tolkein for establishing many modern fantasy tropes and all that it entails but I'm simply too small brained to read books that long. >
  
  Obligatory Rock and Stone comment >
  
  ROCK AND STONE >
  
  Rock and Stone! >
  
  Rockity Rock and Stone! >
  
  Rock and stone to the bone! >
  
  Stone and Rock! >
  
  COCK AND BONE >
  
  Refreshing to see the wife building the keeb, we see so many posts where dudes make keebs for their girlfriends/partners. Looks great, have fun >
  
  I agree!! I built my boyfriend a keyboard because he never cared for the hobby but I love it and I’ve never seen any posts here where this occurs so I love this post. >
  
  Oh that's awesome! Go you! My wife builds keyboards too, I'm just a dabbler. I like the keycaps but the rest is pretty intimidating! >
  
  Haha thank you! 
  It’s definitely hard at first but once you get the hang of it it’s super fun. 
  You should build one together! It would be so fun and a great learning experience :) >
  
  I truly don't know what most of this means but "Vega, Blueys from divinekey, Massdrop LOTR dwarven MT3" >
  
  It means your wife has great taste in keyboard stuff. >
  
  I have been debating between buying these keycaps or the keyboard. >
  
  If you're a LOTR fan, you should. I fucking love mine 
  
  currently rocking the Hardcore Elvish set with Autumn in Rivendell extras >
  
  I almost went back to Romer-Gs when starting out. It takes a while to find the exact switches and caps that are right for you. If you don't like the feel, try switching it up (pun intended). >
  
  You know she's just trying to get you hooked so that you'll stop asking her how much her boards cost, right?  ;) >
  
  It’s a pretty nice build. More importantly, do YOU like it. You may not be a big LOTR fan but do you like the way it looks, feels, and sounds?