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  My sister asked Santa for a signature to compare to friends and neighbors. She found a match and never believed after that.
context: This girl either has a bright future or early onset trust issues. Or both. >
  
  I feel like if you're smart enough to understand how DNA tests work, you probably shouldn't still believe in Santa >
  
  Nobody said she understands how they work. She's smart as hell to come up with this plan, but it still relies on matching the  "DNA sample" she collected against . . . what exactly? >
  
  Maybe Santa Claus is in the system ok??? Or he did 23andme LOL >
  
  Oh man, how do you play that? You confirm Santa, she never trusts the police after the age of 8. Admit santa doesn't exist You ruin this person's childhood. >
  
  Overcome two big lies at once.