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  How soon until he’s caught in a public restroom glory hole?
context: Keep him away from your children. >
  
  You know what, keep him away from all children. >
  
  Please keep him away from adults too. I wouldn’t want to be near this guy. >
  
  I wonder if it's possible to "cure" republicans. >
  
  There’s literally a 30 day “couch to 5k” program.
  I don’t think the same exists for cult deprogramming >
  
  Yes, that’s the analogy I was drawing.
  Too bad cult deprogramming isn’t as straightforward.  Both take work and dedication and a desire to change.  That desire is lacking in the cult situation. >
  
  Because couch potato knows they are couch potato. Cult member thinks they know some grand knowledge that makes them superior and never once think they might be in the wrong. >
  
  100% guaranteed he assaults people sent to him for this "cure". >
  
  I wouldn't doubt that sexual abuse is all but an industry standard when it comes to practitioners of conversion therapy. Hell, most are run by churches and, well, those don't exactly have the best track record when it comes to handling that stuff (and, no, it isn't just the Catholics). >
  
  Unfortunately we cannot cure his stupid. >
  
  Perhaps this ignorant, hateful, intolerant bigot is in need a ‘cure’, just perhaps. >
  
  100% chance he gets caught taking one to a room behind a nail salon to “cure” them. Calling it now. >
  
  "Gonna suck the Devil right out of you " >
  
  "Closeted Homosexual Republican's Futile Attempt To Grift And Deceive Public Reveals His True Desires" >
  
  He's 100% fucking men in secret >
  
  The cure is something deep inside a man. >
  
  Marcus Bachmann can suck the gay right out of them. >
  
  It's a D+16 district, for anyone who was actually worried that this guy was going to end up in congress. The real race was the democratic primary and we chose the one who isn't a convicted sex offender, so go us I guess. >
  
  Can we set up a sit down meeting with him and Rep. Kitara Revache? >
  
  She's busy at the moment. She's looking for her audition tape for when she was on Hannah Montana & finding exciting new ways to share their 'white power' gang sign. >
  
  Republicans hate gay people. More at 11. >
  
  Lmao, conservatives currently seem to be on a speed run to give us the most vile pigs in the shortest time possible. >
  
  The stupid.  It burns.  🤦‍♀️ >
  
  He probably sucks it out of you
  Through your penis >
  
  “Hi! I’ve chosen to align myself with a political group that has a history of marginalizing people of my own race! All for temporary personal gain!” >
  
  My guess is that it would involve meeting for a personal 1x1 spiritual retreat in a broke ass motel just outside of town >
  
  
  broke ass motel
  
  That choice of words though! ;) >
  
  "He runs a “ministry” devoted to getting people to “escape” from “homosexual and lesbian living.” 
  Dude is way queerer than Liberace was.  Or even Lady Lindsay Graham. >
  
  Just send them to his private residence for....skin to skin emotional bonding.... >
  
  His brain is seriously deranged. >
  
  He wants your money. >
  
  I bet it involves laying on hands. >
  
  Narrator: Long story short... He couldn't. >
  
  Another whack job. >
  
  He’s definitely gay >
  
  America is a sad country that loves the craziness of all forms of hate. >
  
  I thought people like him didn't believe in things like cures and vaccines? >
  
  Their mindset:
  Curing actual illnesses using proven, studied therapies and medications? 🤮
  “Curing” being queer through conversion therapy? 🥰 >
  
  I bet it involves lots of one on one late nights grappling with temptation. >
  
  I can cure him of being a part of the GOP too haha it’s fun sometimes to live in the GOP fantasy land game and say Whatver u want >
  
  He's going to be in the news about raping a lesbian woman or gay man, guaranteed >
  
  I'm pretty much convinced people who believe conversion therapy works, or that being homosexual is a choice are just repressing their own homosexuality, and think that since they are able to indefinitely hide in a closet, everyone else should to as well. >
  
  Republican = Pathological Liars ALL of them! >
  
  So a bigot and a liar. >
  
  Fucking bigots. >
  
  I was entertained by that article. So what is the cure for weird-ass republicans? They all seem demonized! >
  
  How about focus on the real issues, leave us the fuck alone and cure yourself of being an ignorant ass hat. >
  
  He’s doing a terrible job if true TBH >
  
  Great, make George Santos the first test subject; and give me 5 minutes to go make popcorn first >
  
  “Just gotta suck the devil outta them” >
  
  By dating them, >
  
  Don't count him out. Virginians went all in on Racism and Homophobia, and are not looking back. >
  
  Some parts of Virginia -- the rest of us are embarrassed by our current options. >
  
  He is the embodiment of what it means to be a republican. >
  
  He fucks the gay out of them >
  
  Mother…fucking…Virginia. Always Virginia recently. I need a sign that says, I’m not with these people. >
  
  Turns out “mental illness” was also a Republican projection, go figure >
  
  “Perhaps we should look into his resumè a bit further”, said no Republican ever. >
  
  LGBTQ Va. congressional candidate claims he can ‘cure’ Republican people
  FIFY >
  
  Cure them of what. >
  
  Who wants to bet me 100 dollars that he’s gay? Anyone? >
  
  all it takes is a whole lot of butt fuckin >
  
  Let him start with himself. >
  
  this dude grab kids junk in public bathrooms  
  100% >
  
  With his mouth. >
  
  Let me guess- he takes a bunch of men suffering from a case of the “gay,” takes them to a private retreat and locks them all in for a while, and then they “pray.” After a whole, the gay is magically gone! And none of them ever feel the “gay” again, and they never talk about what the all did while locked up together. >
  
  But it involves flying over the cuckoo’s nest. >
  
  “Cure” implies the presence of a disease, so no, he can’t cure anyone of anything other than Log Cabin Republican Syndrome. >
  
  And I can turn all I touch into physical gold./s