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  Lays out some burritos* fine by me!
context: Fuck you I was perfectly comfortable in bed now I want a fucking chalupa…… >
  
  The naked chicken chalupa is the best thing at Taco Bell and they haven’t had it in a long time and it really upsets me. >
  
  Taco bell isnt mexican food. With that said I enjoy it.
  Never heard of jimboy. >
  
  Yeah like Taco Bell and Mexican food are two different cravings, it’s like the difference between sometimes wanting Pizza Hut or getting a real pizza it’s two different things >
  
  How is pizza hut not 'real' pizza? >
  
  Have you ever ordered from a pizza shop and gotten something that’s anything close to Pizza Hut >
  
  Taco bell is my favorite fastfood >
  
  People are aware that it’s shitty, they just don’t care. Tell this to a drunk college girl after a night at the club. >
  
  it is actually shitty (espically after eating taco bell when you use the bathroom) >
  
  Dude no one just randomly gets the shits from Taco Bell and if you do maybe it’s an undiagnosed health problem >
  
  Taco Bell just gives me a bit of gas. That's it. And that's probably from the beans on my burritos. >
  
  Yeah any beans will do that >
  
  Beans, beans
  The magical fruit
  The more you eat, the more you toot
  Beans, beans
  Good for your heart
  The more you eat, the more you fart >
  
  Reading this after my boyfriend and I just ate $50 worth of Taco Bell lmao. >
  
  How do two people consume $50 in Taco Bell?
  Please tell me Grub Hub or other delivery charges. >
  
  We’re in Canada so it’s more expensive. But yes, we ordered off Uber Eats. >
  
  Phew! >
  
  Taco Bell came directly from the lord to aid us in our hangovers. You take this back, you heathen. >
  
  Oh, sweetie, there's better than Taco Bell for hangovers. 
  May I suggest a slinger?
  Edit: For the poor souls who have never had one, a slinger is hash browns, eggs, and a meat patty, covered in chili con carne, cheese, and onions. 
  It's amazing. >
  
  Oh, sweetie. There's better than slingers for hangovers. May I suggest a wafflehouse? >
  
  Do you even know what a slinger is? It's better than anything at Waffle House. >
  
  Nah sweetie. It really isn't. >
  
  I know you're doing it to mock her, but you using sweety back is bugging me lol >
  
  Whoa, whoa, whoa there. Everyone, settle down. It’s getting heated in here.