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  The crazy part of me wonders if those documents were planted at bidens place by secret service loyal to trump just so.that the right could "both sides" the situation.
context: At this point, I just want to know how this guy manages to cram multiple lifetimes worth of drama into his days. 
  I struggle to find the time to be an independent single adult who keeps up with housework, dog walks, work, and a handful of friends. This mofo is out there drag showing, marrying, getting engaged, swindling, stealing from dying dogs, getting involved in politics, going on media, and doing it on different continents. Fucking how? >
  
  Clearly he's a bisexual, wine loving alien who lives in an attic. It's the only logical explanation. The only question is, how many more members of congress of congress are also secretly George Santos... Or should I say... ROGER SMITH >
  
  Who the fuck is Roger Smith? I thought his real name (that we know of) was Anthony Devolder or some shit? >
  
  You gotta watch more adult animation >
  
  That reminds me of the AD I saw for Velma (scooby-doo) where the guy says “You know what 4-20 is, right?” And she says something like “That’s when adults watch cartoons” or something. It look’s hilarious and I plan to watch. >
  
  It's the lowest rated show ever made please I am begging you do not watch it >
  
  They all met at College University. >
  
  He taught at the Library of Alexandria during his years of teaching Alexander the Great.     
  "He was known as Alex The Mediocre until he met me. " >
  
  He taught Alexander warfare, Confucius philosophy, and Lebron James basketball... >
  
  In one of his few times ever playing, Santos beat Kim Jong-il through 18 holes of golf.  Kim: 29 George: 25 >
  
  Fucking Carmen Sandiego is in Congress. >
  
  Nah, he's Roger from American Dad >
  
  Hey Stan… what would you say if i… accidentally got elected to Congress >
  
  He is literally the most interesting man in the world. There's no claim made of him that I wouldn't believe at this point.
  Responsible for the "disappearance" of Jimmy Hoffa? Sure. Swam with dolphins on Neptune? I buy it. >
  
  At this point I genuinely am not sure even that his name is George Santos, that he lives in New York, and that he's an American citizen. >
  
  He's Antonio Devolda, international Brazilian identity thief and superspy extraordinaire (hence the drag)!  Seriously, that's just as likely as George Santos, American congressman?! >
  
  Are we positively certain that George Santos isn't just another of Roger Smiths personas? >
  
  Has anyone actually seen Ted Cruz and George Santos in the same room at the same time? >
  
  I mean can probably assume that Santos is at least human… >
  
  Probably. >
  
  While this is all, obviously, extremely laughable, we need to also remember that REPUBLICANS put him into positions of actual power. Not just by putting him into the House, but AFTER a ton of this information came out, the Republican House Speaker put him onto committees. He arguably has more power than 99.9% of all the people in our country. He could be the deciding vote on legislation that changes the course of our world’s future.
  And REPUBLICANS want him exactly where he is. >
  
  Yep. That’s the really horrible truth at the center of this circus. >
  
  And there ain’t shit that we can do about it. It’s a travesty. >
  
  He was the first person to have ever been both the 17th and 57th president of the US. >
  
  He once beat 200 men in a bar fight, in an empty bar. >
  
  Which he had just won in an armwrestling competition against himself. Both of him won easily. >
  
  his arms get a bit tender after these matches. >
  
  He’s mentally ill. He has no business in congress. >
  
  No no, according to r/conservative, "he just lies like every other politician does no matter what side of the aisle they're on. He also lies less than Biden, Pelosi, etc..., so it's better to have him in the spot than a democrat."  Though in fairness, there are many posters (people?) in that sub that do agree he needs to go and has no business in congress. 
  All I can say is that this is a fuckin' crazy ass story arc and I agree wholeheartedly that Santos needs to go. This is terrifying. >
  
  Damn, I check in there occasionally. The top three is batshit. They really believe that the Biden situation is one to one comparable to 45’s literal stolen documents.