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  Yeah, but if we rounded up thousands upon thousands of sharks in commercial areas and tried to take a cleaver to them, I’m sure the sharks could rack up a similar kill count
context: The pig didn't really "kill" the butcher. The struggle caused the butcher to slip and fall and mortally wound himself with his own cleaver.
  Edit: seems like the wound was on the foot and it was really the fall that was fatal. >
  
  Found the pig's lawyer >
  
  If the glove don’t fit, you must acquit! >
  
  If the the hoove can't heave your must bereave. >
  
  If the snout don't snort you must abort! >
  
  If you're dead tired at working, then you are the thing the pig is porking. >
  
  "Call an ambulance....but not for me!"
  - Chinese pig >
  
  Weird. American pigs say the same thing. >
  
  If a pig kills its butcher, it should be allowed to live.
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  This was a fight to the death and the pig won, and should be allowed to live the rest of its days free. >
  
  Here's a cow, not a killer cow, but one determined enough to escape that people saw fit to let her stay free. >
  
  good for her, i hope she's happy >
  
  More people are killed every year by pigs than by sharks, which shows you how good we are at evaluating risk.
  
  Bruce Schneier