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  Babe 3: Babe’s Revenge
context: The pig didn't really "kill" the butcher. The struggle caused the butcher to slip and fall and mortally wound himself with his own cleaver.
  Edit: seems like the wound was on the foot and it was really the fall that was fatal. >
  
  Found the pig's lawyer >
  
  If the glove don’t fit, you must acquit! >
  
  If the the hoove can't heave your must bereave. >
  
  If the snout don't snort you must abort! >
  
  If you're dead tired at working, then you are the thing the pig is porking. >
  
  "Call an ambulance....but not for me!"
  - Chinese pig >
  
  Weird. American pigs say the same thing. >
  
  If a pig kills its butcher, it should be allowed to live.
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  This was a fight to the death and the pig won, and should be allowed to live the rest of its days free. >
  
  Here's a cow, not a killer cow, but one determined enough to escape that people saw fit to let her stay free. >
  
  good for her, i hope she's happy >
  
  More people are killed every year by pigs than by sharks, which shows you how good we are at evaluating risk.
  
  Bruce Schneier >
  
  Yeah, but if we rounded up thousands upon thousands of sharks in commercial areas and tried to take a cleaver to them, I’m sure the sharks could rack up a similar kill count >
  
  That's not a very fair comparison. You know how hard it is to swing a cleaver under water? >
  
  Need to try this sometime when I have access to a pool.  I mean, it's harder to swing your arms underwater, but the edge surface area is tiny on a knife, so it wouldn't provide a ton of drag. >
  
  I think you attack with disadvantage. >
  
  It probably did >
  
  This is the start of animal farm. >
  
  Four legs good!  Two legs bad! >
  
  Just wait until the pigs are “more equal than others…” >
  
  That’ll do, pig. That’ll do. >
  
  When my friend worked for ROSPA (UK health and safety agency) he used to get a summary every day of all sorts of serious accidents. 
  One was an instructor, two trainees go into to kill a pig. Result one dead, one seriously injured. Pig survives. He forwarded it to me with "John Wick the pig" as a title. >
  
  I’m sorry to be so cynical, but how did this make international news?  A significant number of people must be killed annually in slaughterhouse accidents.  Things have improved since Upton Sinclair wrote the Jungle, but it’s still a very dangerous job. >
  
  It’s an incredibly dangerous job. And it’s been shown to have significant adverse psychological effects on workers. At U.S. slaughterhouses, annual turnover is close to 100%. >
  
  People should just eat less meat fr >
  
  People will get upset with you for even suggesting this. A lot of people just don't want to change their ways and will get very defensive to justify what they do >
  
  Developer needs to fix this flaw >
  
  Why was the police officer at the slaughterhouse in first place? >
  
  Suspected there was a person of color there holding a weapon...or a hat. >
  
  I’ve seen many pigs kill many men >
  
  It was a blood bath. >
  
  Sounds like the pig won the death match. Should be put out to pig-stud and enjoy his remaining days. >
  
  Maybe, but I don’t think they want those traits to be heritable. >
  
  I hope the pig escaped and ran away to a happy free life >
  
  This little piggy went postal >
  
  the pig was in the right >
  
  Go vegan. >
  
  No way! They’re harder to kill than pigs and they don’t taste any better. >
  
  I live about 10 minutes from there! Really weird to see this on here… gotta say, it’s a terrifying sound walking up the river and hearing the screams echo through the night. One evening as we walked by the squealing went silent for about 5 minutes (which I’d not heard before previously) and that gap felt surreal until it started again. >
  
  Damn, sounds like you live within earshot of hell on earth. 
  A hell that would not need to exist if people stopped fucking eating animals. >
  
  Lab grown meat is coming and it’s gonna change everything.  Might take a generation or two but it’ll happen >
  
  Would happen a hell of a lot quicker if the government would subsidize meat alternatives. >
  
  You know Charlie Walser's got that place out east of Sanderson? >
  
  You know Charlie Walser?
  He's got that place out east of Sanderson?
  Well you know how they used to slaughter beefs,
  hit 'em right there with a maul...
  ..truss 'em up and slit their throats?
  Here Charlie's got one all trussed up
  and all set to drain him...
  ...and the beef comes to.
  It starts thrashing around.
  Six hundred pounds of very pissed-off livestock
  if you'll excuse me.
  Charlie grabs his gun there to shoot the
  damn thing in the head...
  ...but with all the swayin' and then the trashin' it's a glance-shot and
  ricochets around and comes back hits Charlie in the shoulder.
  You go see Charlie,...
  he still can't pick up his right hand for his hat...
  The point bein', even in the contest
  between man and steer,...
  ...the issue is not certain. >
  
  I mean if someone is trying to kill me I would probably do the same >
  
  Not by the hair of THAT pig's chinny chin chin... >
  
  So is the pig out on bail? >
  
  Butcher didn’t have the chops. >
  
  The pig won fair and square.
  Now release it into nature. >
  
  Yeah for the pig! Except he probably just got slaughtered by someone else. >
  
  Considering that millions or maybe even billions of pigs have been slaughtered for food over the years, I feel like they’ve earned this one. >
  
  According to this it's  a little over 100m pigs a year in the US alone, so yeah  billions. >
  
  I wouldn't use statista as a source. It's a shitty website that doesn't show you any primary source unless you're a premium subscriber.
  Never trust a source unless you checked their primary source. >
  
  Oh, that's goofy. Luckily this doesn't seem like a controversial stat, but PETA cites it, which ironically makes it inherently suspicious to me now lol >
  
  You are correct in assuming that PETAs sources are as biased as they are. >
  
  Lots of jokes but this was an old man that died doing his regular job to keep people fed. Rip >
  
  Rice farmer... Really? >
  
  Yes, for OP's sappy criteria of him taking a butcher job "to keep people fed" - rice actually is a necessary staple crop that the entire eastern/southeastern region is wholly dependent on. Nothing to do with race. >
  
  That'll do pig, that'll do >
  
  "My name is Eric Bachman. I am fat stupid idiot." >
  
  Pigs:Humans 1:103'234'263'234... >
  
  I am having difficulty trying not to think the pig was having financial problems >
  
  Pig poverty is a big problem! >
  
  Send an ambulance... But not for me. >
  
  I heard the pig was an alcoholic  that was the real struggle. >
  
  I’m a meat eater and a hunter, but I never miss an opportunity to cheer for an animal that manages to take one of us out with with em. 
  That’ll do, pig. That’ll do. >
  
  Shit, might be the way I go out. That’s the risk you take when you cut out the middleman and head out to ethically harvest your own meat, but hey I personally try to avoid adding to general suffering that animals go through in our food chain. 
  That being said, my veggie munching friend, we are part of the food chain. We are. That’s just the way of it. Humans were designed to consume meat, that’s just how it goes. 
  So I’m gonna eat meat. If the various gods spirits devils and demons get together and decree that a particular prey animal should get the better of me, or that another predator takes me out (bear, cougar, hillbilly) then that’s how I go out. At least then I’ll be returned to where I came from. Dust to dust, meat for meat. 
  I like your user name, btw. >
  
  I’m just curious as to where you get your hillbilly tags?? are they expensive?? does it taste like redneck?? >
  
  If you get em at Rural King you can just pay an extra $40 for another set of stamps on your combo license. 
  Tastes like a LOT like red neck, less marbling, distinct after taste of methamphetamine >
  
  Ahh that’s the difference!!! I always thought that redneck had the bitter aftertaste of sad stripper and warm bud light…  maybe I’ll try and bag a hillbilly.. >
  
  🎶Ha ha -- charade you are...🎶 >
  
  Don't hate the player, hate the game... >
  
  Poor butcher was hambushed.. >
  
  It has begun!!! People save yourselves from the porcine tyranny!!! >
  
  Then, in 2023, the pigs rose up to get revenge for Harambe. >
  
  4 legs good, 2 legs bad! >
  
  Good. What a disgusting way to treat animals. >
  
  ah the ol' UNO reverse card, a tale as old as time >
  
  The vegans of the world are already rejoicing and preparing a statement. >
  
  idk if youre joking but yeah, i got a large smile out of this headline. >
  
  I have a couple vegan friends for the record. They are cool. But there are some real nut case ones out there that likely will say that the animals are fighting back >
  
  I think they key difference is that some people see being vegan as a simple dietary choice that makes up one tiny part of their person, and some people adopt it as their entire personality. >
  
  Please stop these slaughterhouses. If you ever saw how they work, you'd never eat meat again. Please. >
  
  ...
  “The butcher’s shop! The carving knife! 
  “That is the reason for my life!” 
  Such thoughts as these are not designed 
  To give a pig great peace of mind. 
  Next morning, in comes Farmer Bland, 
  A pail of pigswill in his hand, 
  And Piggy with a mighty roar, 
  Bashes the farmer to the floor . . . 
  Now comes the rather grizzly bit 
  So let’s not make too much of it, 
  Except that you must understand 
  That Piggy did eat Farmer Bland
  ...
  (Roald Dahl) >
  
  Disturbing how something like this is interpreted as justice. >
  
  why should we mourn the death of someone who killed for a living? >
  
  Let him who is without sin cast the first stone. You should hope that no one will hold you accountable for your mistakes with equal severity. >
  
  i dont kill animals for a living so ill probably come out better than this guy >
  
  This is like the 5th slaughter story/video/gif related thing I've seen in 2 days. >
  
  Damn, that pig was trying to make ends meet in this economy.. I guess you can say most of us are struggling pigs in a slaughter house >
  
  Hey, it's a fight to the death. All is fair in a death match.