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  I can't entirely blame him given how it was either making hundreds of thousands by making media appearances or being unable to get into college or get a respectable job because people won't leave you alone. 
  Still, I do, genuinely, wish he could have taken the nobler path there. He had(and potentially has, but fat chance) the ability to do that.
context: What does a ‘Kyle Rittenhouse Event’ even entail? >
  
  Lead generation. >
  
  Read that as ‘lead’ and ‘lead’ and now I am not sure what I read. >
  
  Lead/lead, read/read, all this ambiguity is making me tense. >
  
  Apologies, it is by design but not meant to offend. >
  
  I can’t accept your apology, for I do indeed take offense to your unintelligible tense! >
  
  Take no offense at my offense.  Sit no longer on the fence for I present, as a present, my only defense. >
  
  Kyle is performing in Vegas? As what? Magic? Singing? Stripping? >
  
  He was a full thirteen minutes into goatse'ing the crowd before he finally shielded his eyes from the spotlights and realized there was no one in the theater. >
  
  “C’mon kid pull yer pants up, show’s over. I already sent everyone home. Here, I’ll buy you a drink. You like Shirley Temples?” >
  
  “Hey kid, one last thing before we head out… whaddya call this act?”
  “The AR-15tocrats.” >
  
  Been on reddit around a decade. This is the most creative use of alpha-numerics I've seen. >
  
  Damnit that's my password. >
  
  Mine is Hunter1 >
  
  Strange... Mine is hunter2. >
  
  All I saw was ** >
  
  It’s Vegas. The only reason they’d cancel is because the money wasn’t there. No one gives a fuck about Rittenhouse. The Republicans have milked as much divisiveness as they can out of him and no one else has any use for him. >
  
  He's probably not very interesting, really >
  
  He's a dumbass. If you watch any interviews with him he mangles the talking points he's been fed and presumably rehearsed. >
  
  Maybe Hershel Walker should team up with him for 2024. /s* >
  
  Damn i already forgot about that moron >
  
  He only comes indirectly to my mind when someone mentions vampires or werewolves. >
  
  Spooky, scary. Boys becoming men, men becoming complete fucking idiots.. >
  
  I wish I could upvote you twice for the 30 rock ref! >
  
  I was just talking about the Rural Juror with my aunt who pronounces horror movies as whore movies. >
  
  To her credit, some of them do have gratuitous sex scenes that don't add to the plot >
  
  The cult had the weirdest heroes. >
  
  ...what the fuck. >
  
  I swear their minds are unsound. They are completely wrong in the head >
  
  Google sent me a Fox News article about a National Guardsman who non-fatally shot an illegal immigrant during a fight at the border. The entire comment section was about how he should have emptied the magazine into the illegal, or stuff like "too bad the illegal lived," etc. There was even a guy who said they should set up robotic machine guns that fire anything with a heat signature that crosses the border and he had 47 upvotes and 0 downvotes.
  They are insane and inhumane. >
  
  Unsurprisingly, cruelty is the point. >
  
  It really is >
  
  Vegas: “This broke ass joker can’t bring in the sales…. Cancel the event” >
  
  For one wonderful moment, I thought Rittenhouse was going to do the right thing and refuse the fast-tracking through politics and disappear from the public eye instead. Now he's going through the motions of crying about being a victim and making games about shooting liberals and being the key speaker at conservative events. >
  
  They told him he can make 174k a year doing nothing.