comment: >
  
  "Dear Mr. Prez.
  If we kill him, will all be forgiven and we be square, yeah? For realz this time?
  Love from Wagner XXX"
context: Who wants to tell them?  This is awkward... >
  
  “You’re mercs, and if you put a return address, don’t be too shocked if it gets hit with a flying slap chop.” >
  
  “You’re gonna love my nuts!” >
  
  It'd be funny if they responded to his letter with a parcel containing handcuffs, since he loves props so much 😄 >
  
  I can't wait for these fu#ks to be dragged into war crime courts. 
  Their identities are known.  
  They'll never be able to leave their home land again without the fear of arrest.
  Give Ukraine what ever it needs to end this "military operation" now. Not tomorrow, not next month but NOW! >
  
  Well they have to train them first >
  
  They know lots now. If they need "advisors", send them. I know that many in the military of my country would volunteer in a second. An aggressor should never, ever be reworded for their aggression.
  Ukraine is fighting a war of ideology.
  Do we live in an era where might equals right?
  Can one country invade and "concur" another?
  Is that "okay" with you or not?
  The whole world should br picking up swords in my not so humble opinion.
  I used to really like ruzzia and ruzzians. I know they don't give a sh*t. >
  
  And that’s how shit would be… but nuclear weapons changed the game. >
  
  The "yes but nukes" rethoric is bullshit. please quit it. Far, and far hotter proxy wars have been fought with nukes in existence >
  
  Thank you. It is the easiest rhetoric to scare people. That’s how the invaders want you to feel. >
  
  These are the clowns and Russia is the rest of the circus >
  
  Does that make Putin the Hugh Jackman of the operation? >
  
  Helpful cheat code for Wagner to get out of this sticky mess: Stop doing terrorism and you might not be considered terrorists any longer. >
  
  Ah, then the dilemma: If he stops doing terrorism, then he gets a special tea delivered by Putin and some very chic cement shoes. >
  
  special window operation >
  
  The white house made a stupid mistake. .
  Wagner isn't a criminal organization. ..
  Its a terrorist organization. >
  
  They will be designated as both soon enough. The terms and designations are not mutually exclusive. >
  
  Needs an exemption because he already promised the kids a trip to Disneyland. >
  
  Why go to Disneyland when you can go to Rasputingrad? >
  
  ChatGPT: Write a silly letter to the White House in the voice of mercenary commander that believes they have been unjustly sanctioned.
  Dear President of the United States,
  I am writing to you as the commander of a highly skilled and highly trained mercenary organization. It has come to my attention that my organization has been unjustly sanctioned by your government.
  I cannot express the level of disappointment and frustration I feel towards this decision. My team and I have dedicated our lives to protecting the interests of those who hire us and have never wavered in our commitment to excellence.
  I demand that these sanctions be lifted immediately, as they are not only unjust, but they are also crippling the livelihoods of my team and me. We are not criminals, we are soldiers. And as soldiers, we deserve to be treated with the respect and honor that our service has earned us.
  I implore you to reconsider this decision and restore the good name of my organization. We are ready and willing to work with your government in any capacity necessary to prove our worth and clear our name.
  Sincerely,[Name],
  Commander of [Organization] >
  
  This looks pretty solid actually. >
  
  And that's how we've accidentally stumbled on the true background of ChatGPT >
  
  Was it written in crayon? >
  
  Nah, all the crayons were lost up noses >
  
  uh, you are looking at the wrong end. >
  
  Could they really be this clueless? >
  
  Yes. Hard to have any introspective self-awareness when their whole identity is to just indiscriminately kill with joy. The world looks like a nail to Wagner, and all they have are hammers. >
  
  What's more interesting to me is that I think Prigozhin is wandering into territory that's going to make him a threat to Putin. Having a "private army" is basically a recipe for a coup which Putin will want to address while he can.
  A couple more months riding the Wagner group and then Putin will cut the guy's head off (... probably metaphorically). >
  
  Consulting with the US for coup plans? >
  
  Those Wagner assholes don't have the fucking right to bitch about anything. >
  
  I don’t know if I’ve said this already but, who gives a fucking dead rats ass ???