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  Tim apple?
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  I block mine not because of hackers. It’s because I don’t want to join a meeting with my camera accidentally on while in my pajamas when working from home. >
  
  Fun time. I was wfh and on a 50+ meeting with all the higher ups in a 2000+ employee ran company. Had my camera off because I like to lay in bed naked. I was sitting on my phone browsing reddit since it was just one of those pat yourself on the back meetings, and I was high enough up in the company where I was required to attend.
  So, in the middle of the meeting, I decided to look and see the computer screen of a video of me scratching my balls. I freaked out and frantically moved my mouse to close the video.
  Luckily for me, it was just a preview video that Microsoft TEAMs does when your mouse is hovering over the video on/off icon. So, no one saw anything. But man, did it scare the shit out of me to start using the camera covers. >
  
  We’re missing important context, were you doing the stretch and scratch? The old fashion? The pinch and roll? We’re on the edge of our seat here. >
  
  The scratch and sniff. >
  
  When I jerk off using my phone i always cover both cameras. I dont want the FBI guy see my nutface >
  
  What the hell are you jerking off to!? >
  
  lovecraftian cosmic horrors >
  
  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) >
  
  You're right, but there's actually a valid reason for that. Your phone's os has much better security controls than your desktop os. Desktop os controls are still mostly user oriented, while mobile os controls are more application oriented.
  Desktops are evolving toward a more modern model, but legacy compatibility keeps them less secure. >
  
  I mean, spying on a windows laptop is doable, but good luck spying on an iPhone if your first name isn’t Tim and you last name Cook >
  
  Hi I'm Cook Tim