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  Instructions unclear: hired consultants, but the suggested lay offs and pay cuts aren't improving the situation.
  Plus this guy they promoted seems pretty checked out. >
  
  time to pull out the big guns: a pizza party. >
  
  Half a slice each, 1 red solo cup of soda and filled with ice. >
  
  A lot of problems can in fact be fixed by throwing money at them. That’s why money is so popular in this world. It’s just that a lot can’t. >
  
  There’s a saying, “If you have a problem that money will fix, and you have money, you don’t have a problem; you have an expense.”
  If you don’t have the money though, you have a problem. >
  
  What do you have if you have a problem and the money, but you don't wanna? >
  
  What?
  Everyone knows this problem is solved by improving company culture, personal recognition, and a sense of belonging to a family.
  Pay has nothing to do with people wanting to work, and increasing pay has never resulted in improved employee morale or retention.
  HR has assured me of this several times, they had a PowerPoint and everything. >
  
  You might want to add a “/s”