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  Who did this guy run against and why didn’t he just google this POS?
context: At this point, I just want to know how this guy manages to cram multiple lifetimes worth of drama into his days. 
  I struggle to find the time to be an independent single adult who keeps up with housework, dog walks, work, and a handful of friends. This mofo is out there drag showing, marrying, getting engaged, swindling, stealing from dying dogs, getting involved in politics, going on media, and doing it on different continents. Fucking how? >
  
  Clearly he's a bisexual, wine loving alien who lives in an attic. It's the only logical explanation. The only question is, how many more members of congress of congress are also secretly George Santos... Or should I say... ROGER SMITH >
  
  Who the fuck is Roger Smith? I thought his real name (that we know of) was Anthony Devolder or some shit? >
  
  You gotta watch more adult animation >
  
  That reminds me of the AD I saw for Velma (scooby-doo) where the guy says “You know what 4-20 is, right?” And she says something like “That’s when adults watch cartoons” or something. It look’s hilarious and I plan to watch. >
  
  It's the lowest rated show ever made please I am begging you do not watch it >
  
  They all met at College University. >
  
  He taught at the Library of Alexandria during his years of teaching Alexander the Great.     
  "He was known as Alex The Mediocre until he met me. " >
  
  He taught Alexander warfare, Confucius philosophy, and Lebron James basketball... >
  
  In one of his few times ever playing, Santos beat Kim Jong-il through 18 holes of golf.  Kim: 29 George: 25 >
  
  Fucking Carmen Sandiego is in Congress. >
  
  Nah, he's Roger from American Dad >
  
  Hey Stan… what would you say if i… accidentally got elected to Congress >
  
  He is literally the most interesting man in the world. There's no claim made of him that I wouldn't believe at this point.
  Responsible for the "disappearance" of Jimmy Hoffa? Sure. Swam with dolphins on Neptune? I buy it. >
  
  At this point I genuinely am not sure even that his name is George Santos, that he lives in New York, and that he's an American citizen. >
  
  He's Antonio Devolda, international Brazilian identity thief and superspy extraordinaire (hence the drag)!  Seriously, that's just as likely as George Santos, American congressman?! >
  
  Are we positively certain that George Santos isn't just another of Roger Smiths personas? >
  
  Has anyone actually seen Ted Cruz and George Santos in the same room at the same time? >
  
  I mean can probably assume that Santos is at least human… >
  
  Probably. >
  
  While this is all, obviously, extremely laughable, we need to also remember that REPUBLICANS put him into positions of actual power. Not just by putting him into the House, but AFTER a ton of this information came out, the Republican House Speaker put him onto committees. He arguably has more power than 99.9% of all the people in our country. He could be the deciding vote on legislation that changes the course of our world’s future.
  And REPUBLICANS want him exactly where he is. >
  
  Yep. That’s the really horrible truth at the center of this circus. >
  
  And there ain’t shit that we can do about it. It’s a travesty. >
  
  He was the first person to have ever been both the 17th and 57th president of the US. >
  
  He once beat 200 men in a bar fight, in an empty bar. >
  
  Which he had just won in an armwrestling competition against himself. Both of him won easily. >
  
  his arms get a bit tender after these matches. >
  
  He’s mentally ill. He has no business in congress. >
  
  No no, according to r/conservative, "he just lies like every other politician does no matter what side of the aisle they're on. He also lies less than Biden, Pelosi, etc..., so it's better to have him in the spot than a democrat."  Though in fairness, there are many posters (people?) in that sub that do agree he needs to go and has no business in congress. 
  All I can say is that this is a fuckin' crazy ass story arc and I agree wholeheartedly that Santos needs to go. This is terrifying. >
  
  Damn, I check in there occasionally. The top three is batshit. They really believe that the Biden situation is one to one comparable to 45’s literal stolen documents. >
  
  The crazy part of me wonders if those documents were planted at bidens place by secret service loyal to trump just so.that the right could "both sides" the situation. >
  
  They would have found something else to both sides if it hadn’t been this. No framing required. They searched for 6 years before finding a blowjob in an investigation about real estate dealings. >
  
  Where are his parents? Like, who raised this fuckhead? 
  Brothers? Sisters? Is he fucking batman, where is his family >
  
  His mom died from cancer after being in the WTC on 9/11 per the congressman known as George Santos. >
  
  His father died defending Troy from the Greeks. >
  
  Hector Santos >
  
  Helen Of Boy. >
  
  I keep seeing people debate about whether George Santos is mentally ill or a pathological liar or is able to comprehend what he's doing and just doesn't give a shit about deceiving other people.
  Either way, it all adds up to the same thing: He can't be trusted. >
  
  Santos has more lore than Warhammer 40k >
  
  In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only \~\~war\~\~ lies! >
  
  Green cards don't grow on trees >
  
  Read my mind. >
  
  The first publicly bisexual polyamorous drag queen in Congress and they're in the party that wants to remove all the rights for those groups. >
  
  It gets better all the time, doesn't it? >
  
  Speaking of time, did you know that he invented dinosaurs. >
  
  I am an dinosaur. Just ask my grandson. >
  
  Russia is getting really good at getting these idiots elected. >
  
  Looking at his committee appointments, probably investing in a congressman for some insider trading. >
  
  What the fuck is even going on anymore. >
  
  Was he born a US citizen? Maybe the marriage to the woman was a green card marriage. >
  
  Either for him or for her, either way probably was a business deal for someone’s citizenship. Should be investigated. >
  
  Hah, that reminded me of Rorschach.  Wonder how it would sound if Santos was Rorschach?
  "Santos's journal. January 21, 2023.: Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach.  Good thing I pocketed the $3000 in donations for that veteran, because this was his service dog.  This city is afraid of me.  I have seen it's true face.  But, no, not that one, that wasn't my real face, that was some drag queen I've never seen before." >
  
  Yeah, and we’re all stuck in here with him. >
  
  I’m waiting to hear he’s also one of Trump’s illegitimate affair kids. >
  
  Brit here who follows a lot (too much) US politics.
  From all of the insanity of the last few years this guy has to top the list for batshit crazy.
  We all knew a kid in school who lied so badly and so outrageously that they’d done these fantastical things.
  Santos is that kid but somehow he made it to adulthood still doing it
  And then to top that he got elected …….
  It’s fucking amazing really >
  
  Really gives a guy hope to do the impossible! /s >
  
  It’s inspiring in one regard 
  If I was 30 years younger or could pass a message back in time I’d tell myself to create my own reality and just go for it….. >
  
  I think Santos may have watched I Love You Philip Morris too many times. >
  
  Pathological liar, narcissist, and sociopath.  He finally found a job that suits his qualifications. >
  
  He's like a fucking cross between Walter Mitty and Forrest Gump. >
  
  He's Walter Mitty and Forrest Gump if those were both personas of Roger's from American Dad >
  
  Didn't Always Sunny already do this joke? Is his real name Brian Lefevre?? >
  
  Lmfao. Who the fuck is this guy? >
  
  As other Redditors have posited, he is 3 raccoons under a trench coat. >
  
  How much did he charge for a green card 🤔? >
  
  It dosn't matter.     
  He paid by check. >
  
  It’s pretty impressive honestly how literally everything is a lie.  Like I’d be scared of getting found out for one thing, dude just went all in, especially given he was hated in the first place.  Once again he’s like the Forrest Gump of GOP shitfuckery. >
  
  Who is this guy??? Im from the UK and this sounds like a sitcom main character who is fast forwarding through 3 seasons. He did a white supremacist symbol, dresses up in drag, and now has multiple relationship/marriages. AND holds down a job? Cant wait for the Netflix documentary.
  Title just needs to be "Santos", i think it works perfectly.
  Friendly neighbour "Hi George, hows the wife - where you off to today?"
  George: "Oh you know, Government duty calls!" As he stuffs his sparkly dress into the boot of the car and texts his boyfriend some XXXs 
  lmao >
  
  This guy is Roger from American Dad. >
  
  Best description so far >
  
  Every story I hear about this guy is more bizarre than the last. It's like he's doing the "hold my beer" thing with himself. >
  
  This is definitely not more bizarre than the rest of what Santos did, though.  Plenty of people get engaged before a divorce is finalized.  It's not uncommon that someone wanting to get married again is what finally motivates people to do the paperwork for a divorce.  This doesn't even rank in the same volume with his completely fabricating two separate lives, one as a real estate investing financial trader with a college degree, and the other as an actor in Disney TV shows, neither of which actually happened. >
  
  George Santos invented and sold Love Potion # 9 to Buzz Aldrin. >
  
  Because this marriage was so he could obtain US citizenship... >
  
  He reminds me of the father in the 80's movie, "The Stepfather"! You should check it out If you haven't seen it - it's awesome! >
  
  I mean, I'm not even mad at this point I'm just impressed... Is there anything he hasn't lied about? >
  
  I hope this guy's ex-wife comes out and spills the tea on what's going on with this guy >
  
  I'm surprised and suspicious that she hasn't been tracked down yet.