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  Has anyone actually seen Ted Cruz and George Santos in the same room at the same time?
context: At this point, I just want to know how this guy manages to cram multiple lifetimes worth of drama into his days. 
  I struggle to find the time to be an independent single adult who keeps up with housework, dog walks, work, and a handful of friends. This mofo is out there drag showing, marrying, getting engaged, swindling, stealing from dying dogs, getting involved in politics, going on media, and doing it on different continents. Fucking how? >
  
  Clearly he's a bisexual, wine loving alien who lives in an attic. It's the only logical explanation. The only question is, how many more members of congress of congress are also secretly George Santos... Or should I say... ROGER SMITH >
  
  Who the fuck is Roger Smith? I thought his real name (that we know of) was Anthony Devolder or some shit? >
  
  You gotta watch more adult animation >
  
  That reminds me of the AD I saw for Velma (scooby-doo) where the guy says “You know what 4-20 is, right?” And she says something like “That’s when adults watch cartoons” or something. It look’s hilarious and I plan to watch. >
  
  It's the lowest rated show ever made please I am begging you do not watch it >
  
  They all met at College University. >
  
  He taught at the Library of Alexandria during his years of teaching Alexander the Great.     
  "He was known as Alex The Mediocre until he met me. " >
  
  He taught Alexander warfare, Confucius philosophy, and Lebron James basketball... >
  
  In one of his few times ever playing, Santos beat Kim Jong-il through 18 holes of golf.  Kim: 29 George: 25 >
  
  Fucking Carmen Sandiego is in Congress. >
  
  Nah, he's Roger from American Dad >
  
  Hey Stan… what would you say if i… accidentally got elected to Congress >
  
  He is literally the most interesting man in the world. There's no claim made of him that I wouldn't believe at this point.
  Responsible for the "disappearance" of Jimmy Hoffa? Sure. Swam with dolphins on Neptune? I buy it. >
  
  At this point I genuinely am not sure even that his name is George Santos, that he lives in New York, and that he's an American citizen. >
  
  He's Antonio Devolda, international Brazilian identity thief and superspy extraordinaire (hence the drag)!  Seriously, that's just as likely as George Santos, American congressman?! >
  
  Are we positively certain that George Santos isn't just another of Roger Smiths personas?