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  Who lost to this guy?
context: At this point, I just want to know how this guy manages to cram multiple lifetimes worth of drama into his days. 
  I struggle to find the time to be an independent single adult who keeps up with housework, dog walks, work, and a handful of friends. This mofo is out there drag showing, marrying, getting engaged, swindling, stealing from dying dogs, getting involved in politics, going on media, and doing it on different continents. Fucking how? >
  
  Clearly he's a bisexual, wine loving alien who lives in an attic. It's the only logical explanation. The only question is, how many more members of congress of congress are also secretly George Santos... Or should I say... ROGER SMITH >
  
  Who the fuck is Roger Smith? I thought his real name (that we know of) was Anthony Devolder or some shit? >
  
  You gotta watch more adult animation >
  
  That reminds me of the AD I saw for Velma (scooby-doo) where the guy says “You know what 4-20 is, right?” And she says something like “That’s when adults watch cartoons” or something. It look’s hilarious and I plan to watch. >
  
  It's the lowest rated show ever made please I am begging you do not watch it >
  
  They all met at College University. >
  
  He taught at the Library of Alexandria during his years of teaching Alexander the Great.     
  "He was known as Alex The Mediocre until he met me. " >
  
  He taught Alexander warfare, Confucius philosophy, and Lebron James basketball... >
  
  In one of his few times ever playing, Santos beat Kim Jong-il through 18 holes of golf.  Kim: 29 George: 25 >
  
  Fucking Carmen Sandiego is in Congress. >
  
  Nah, he's Roger from American Dad >
  
  Hey Stan… what would you say if i… accidentally got elected to Congress >
  
  He is literally the most interesting man in the world. There's no claim made of him that I wouldn't believe at this point.
  Responsible for the "disappearance" of Jimmy Hoffa? Sure. Swam with dolphins on Neptune? I buy it. >
  
  At this point I genuinely am not sure even that his name is George Santos, that he lives in New York, and that he's an American citizen. >
  
  He's Antonio Devolda, international Brazilian identity thief and superspy extraordinaire (hence the drag)!  Seriously, that's just as likely as George Santos, American congressman?! >
  
  Are we positively certain that George Santos isn't just another of Roger Smiths personas? >
  
  Has anyone actually seen Ted Cruz and George Santos in the same room at the same time? >
  
  I mean can probably assume that Santos is at least human… >
  
  Probably. >
  
  While this is all, obviously, extremely laughable, we need to also remember that REPUBLICANS put him into positions of actual power. Not just by putting him into the House, but AFTER a ton of this information came out, the Republican House Speaker put him onto committees. He arguably has more power than 99.9% of all the people in our country. He could be the deciding vote on legislation that changes the course of our world’s future.
  And REPUBLICANS want him exactly where he is. >
  
  Yep. That’s the really horrible truth at the center of this circus. >
  
  And there ain’t shit that we can do about it. It’s a travesty. >
  
  He was the first person to have ever been both the 17th and 57th president of the US. >
  
  He once beat 200 men in a bar fight, in an empty bar. >
  
  Which he had just won in an armwrestling competition against himself. Both of him won easily. >
  
  his arms get a bit tender after these matches. >
  
  He’s mentally ill. He has no business in congress. >
  
  No no, according to r/conservative, "he just lies like every other politician does no matter what side of the aisle they're on. He also lies less than Biden, Pelosi, etc..., so it's better to have him in the spot than a democrat."  Though in fairness, there are many posters (people?) in that sub that do agree he needs to go and has no business in congress. 
  All I can say is that this is a fuckin' crazy ass story arc and I agree wholeheartedly that Santos needs to go. This is terrifying. >
  
  Damn, I check in there occasionally. The top three is batshit. They really believe that the Biden situation is one to one comparable to 45’s literal stolen documents. >
  
  The crazy part of me wonders if those documents were planted at bidens place by secret service loyal to trump just so.that the right could "both sides" the situation. >
  
  They would have found something else to both sides if it hadn’t been this. No framing required. They searched for 6 years before finding a blowjob in an investigation about real estate dealings. >
  
  Where are his parents? Like, who raised this fuckhead? 
  Brothers? Sisters? Is he fucking batman, where is his family >
  
  His mom died from cancer after being in the WTC on 9/11 per the congressman known as George Santos. >
  
  His father died defending Troy from the Greeks. >
  
  Hector Santos >
  
  Helen Of Boy. >
  
  I keep seeing people debate about whether George Santos is mentally ill or a pathological liar or is able to comprehend what he's doing and just doesn't give a shit about deceiving other people.
  Either way, it all adds up to the same thing: He can't be trusted. >
  
  Santos has more lore than Warhammer 40k >
  
  In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only \~\~war\~\~ lies! >
  
  Green cards don't grow on trees >
  
  Read my mind. >
  
  The first publicly bisexual polyamorous drag queen in Congress and they're in the party that wants to remove all the rights for those groups. >
  
  It gets better all the time, doesn't it? >
  
  Speaking of time, did you know that he invented dinosaurs. >
  
  I am an dinosaur. Just ask my grandson. >
  
  Russia is getting really good at getting these idiots elected. >
  
  Looking at his committee appointments, probably investing in a congressman for some insider trading. >
  
  What the fuck is even going on anymore. >
  
  Was he born a US citizen? Maybe the marriage to the woman was a green card marriage. >
  
  Either for him or for her, either way probably was a business deal for someone’s citizenship. Should be investigated. >
  
  Hah, that reminded me of Rorschach.  Wonder how it would sound if Santos was Rorschach?
  "Santos's journal. January 21, 2023.: Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach.  Good thing I pocketed the $3000 in donations for that veteran, because this was his service dog.  This city is afraid of me.  I have seen it's true face.  But, no, not that one, that wasn't my real face, that was some drag queen I've never seen before." >
  
  Yeah, and we’re all stuck in here with him. >
  
  I’m waiting to hear he’s also one of Trump’s illegitimate affair kids. >
  
  Brit here who follows a lot (too much) US politics.
  From all of the insanity of the last few years this guy has to top the list for batshit crazy.
  We all knew a kid in school who lied so badly and so outrageously that they’d done these fantastical things.
  Santos is that kid but somehow he made it to adulthood still doing it
  And then to top that he got elected …….
  It’s fucking amazing really >
  
  Really gives a guy hope to do the impossible! /s >
  
  It’s inspiring in one regard 
  If I was 30 years younger or could pass a message back in time I’d tell myself to create my own reality and just go for it….. >
  
  I think Santos may have watched I Love You Philip Morris too many times. >
  
  Pathological liar, narcissist, and sociopath.  He finally found a job that suits his qualifications. >
  
  He's like a fucking cross between Walter Mitty and Forrest Gump. >
  
  He's Walter Mitty and Forrest Gump if those were both personas of Roger's from American Dad >
  
  Didn't Always Sunny already do this joke? Is his real name Brian Lefevre?? >
  
  Lmfao. Who the fuck is this guy? >
  
  As other Redditors have posited, he is 3 raccoons under a trench coat. >
  
  How much did he charge for a green card 🤔? >
  
  It dosn't matter.     
  He paid by check. >
  
  It’s pretty impressive honestly how literally everything is a lie.  Like I’d be scared of getting found out for one thing, dude just went all in, especially given he was hated in the first place.  Once again he’s like the Forrest Gump of GOP shitfuckery. >
  
  Who is this guy??? Im from the UK and this sounds like a sitcom main character who is fast forwarding through 3 seasons. He did a white supremacist symbol, dresses up in drag, and now has multiple relationship/marriages. AND holds down a job? Cant wait for the Netflix documentary.
  Title just needs to be "Santos", i think it works perfectly.
  Friendly neighbour "Hi George, hows the wife - where you off to today?"
  George: "Oh you know, Government duty calls!" As he stuffs his sparkly dress into the boot of the car and texts his boyfriend some XXXs 
  lmao >
  
  This guy is Roger from American Dad. >
  
  Best description so far >
  
  Every story I hear about this guy is more bizarre than the last. It's like he's doing the "hold my beer" thing with himself. >
  
  This is definitely not more bizarre than the rest of what Santos did, though.  Plenty of people get engaged before a divorce is finalized.  It's not uncommon that someone wanting to get married again is what finally motivates people to do the paperwork for a divorce.  This doesn't even rank in the same volume with his completely fabricating two separate lives, one as a real estate investing financial trader with a college degree, and the other as an actor in Disney TV shows, neither of which actually happened. >
  
  George Santos invented and sold Love Potion # 9 to Buzz Aldrin. >
  
  Because this marriage was so he could obtain US citizenship... >
  
  He reminds me of the father in the 80's movie, "The Stepfather"! You should check it out If you haven't seen it - it's awesome! >
  
  I mean, I'm not even mad at this point I'm just impressed... Is there anything he hasn't lied about? >
  
  I hope this guy's ex-wife comes out and spills the tea on what's going on with this guy >
  
  I'm surprised and suspicious that she hasn't been tracked down yet. >
  
  Who did this guy run against and why didn’t he just google this POS? >
  
  How is it possible every time I hear about this guy it gets more insane than the last time. >
  
  This is the most reasonable of his lies, imo. I can see how, if the wedding to a woman is a sham, he could possibly be planning an actual engagement to his boyfriend at the same time. It still means he’s a scamming liar, but this isn’t a Hannah Montana lie. 
  Also, since he seemed to never be able to stop lying, what’s he up to these days? There’s no way just being a congressman is enough for him now. What’s he doing to keep himself satisfied these days? >
  
  Did you know that George Santos claims to have worked as an actor on Hannah Montana or are you just using that as an example??? >
  
  Yes, I know that. >
  
  Ah it would have been a hell of a fluke 😂 I just read it in his wiki article >
  
  "He asked me 3x but I didn't accept it," 
  Pedro really dodged the bullet >
  
  Just saying, I have an uncle who was married to a woman, and both knew he was gay. He just couldn’t come out at the time. 
  His sexuality isn’t what we should be focusing on when his other lies are actually egregious. >
  
  This fucking guy... >
  
  Like what has he not done or hasn't claimed yet that he has done? >
  
  He is one of the wonders of the world,  the Statue of Christos in Rio de Janiero was really modeled after him.
  His quote "Christ the redeemer was really just a super user of Groupon" was his giveaway. >
  
  He invented the secret process of getting the caramel into Caramel Bars. >
  
  Wouldn't be the first fella to marry solely for a visa. 
  Might make for a problematic choice for a politician to be making, but... That's TBD for the moment it seems. >
  
  I’m beginning to think we are being conned-all this bullsh*t in his background and no one knew?  Lol-no one can f-up this much right? >
  
  Guys it is dawning on me.What if George Santos got married for a green card? I dont know the exact laws but if they find out before you are a citizen that is grounds for removal and deportation. Im not sure if there is much recourse after you are a citizen but that should surely make you unfit to serve in a federal govt position. >
  
  I'll be upfront and say that there is nothing shocking about how he lies and his audacity. I'm just shocked that people voted him in.
  Everybody who knows Portuguese and has watched TV Globo can recognise this type of character and even admit that he wouldn't be the craziest person in an episode of Globo's evening news program. >
  
  Or immigration fraud? Just guessing. >
  
  You know what? I don’t think “George Santos” even exists at this point. I think it’s more of a concept than a real person >
  
  Can anyone tell me why the news keeps pushing so many different stories about this man? I’m suspicious of the high volume. Like what are they along with whatever group cough cough GOP trying to hide/bury? >
  
  I think his marriage to a woman was strictly a green card marriage. Don't forget, he was an illegal immigrant from Brazil. >
  
  Where was this mountain of bullshit before this guy won the election?  Whoever did the oppo research needs to be maimed. >
  
  All you.need to be is not shy, and a good public speaker to be in congress. Voters are dumber than ever >
  
  So, Santos had a Sancho? /s >
  
  And santorum... >
  
  The Talented Mr. Ripley. >
  
  I wonder how much she was paid to marry him. Wasn't it like for 2 days? >
  
  Does anyone actually know any truth about this dude? >
  
  Oh please let him be married to two people at once.  Please please please. >
  
  George Santos is everything, everywhere, all at once. >
  
  Why don't they just say his citizenship/green card marriage?! >
  
  Republican Family Values^TM >
  
  Not a fan of the guy at all, but...so what?
  People start new relationships, send out invitations and plan engagements all the time while still technically still married to other people on documents.  This doesn't seem unusual.
  It isn't anymore notable because of being married to a woman and engaged to a man.
  This guy's done some terrible things and lied about things that actually matter.  This kind of stuff is counterproductive to laying that bare.  It undermines legitimate criticism. >
  
  Only in America would a party so craven for power not get rid of this fake.  Shame. >
  
  The more stories about him, the more materials for SNL.
  And I'm here for it. >
  
  He will be a great Netflix documentary >
  
  This guy is a gift that just keeps on giving.
  A nested Liar Doll. >
  
  Remember when Al Franken decided to just bail on Congress because someone found a picture of him faking grabbing some sleeping lady's tits for a funny staged photo? >
  
  He is what Republicans want, he’s not anywhere. >
  
  Wtf is going on with this guy? >
  
  Did I ever tell you about the time Santos took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can’t find one. Finally, Santos takes me into a vacant lot and says, ‘Here we are.’ Well, we sat there for a year and a half. Sure enough, someone constructed a bar around us. Well, the day they opened it, we ordered a shot, drank it, and then he burnt the place to the ground. Santos yelled over the roar of the flames, ‘Always leave things the way you found them! >
  
  Is this guy psychotic, or what? >
  
  The personality disorder vibe is strong. This person is very mentally ill. It’s incredible that he’s been so successful. >
  
  This guy treats real life like its the internet >
  
  Santos told Hershel Walker, "hold my beer. I'll show you how a pro lies his way into office." >
  
  Okay, every day there’s more. But he clearly has no shame and will not be resigning. And McCarthy will not boot him because he needs the vote. They are very much scratching each other’s backs here. Unless George starts talking about cocaine orgies, he isn’t going anywhere. >
  
  I’m actually becoming a fan of this guy. It’s something new and interesting every day.
  Yesterday a drag queen in Brazil, today a bisexual polygamist. Tomorrow? Who knows? That’s the fun! He could be an Army Ranger,  Ted Cruz’s illegitimate son, or the Longer Island Killer. There’s no telling what’s next! >
  
  So everyone who waits to file for divorce until they have a reason to do so is a polygamist?  It's actually pretty common for people to not do the paperwork for a divorce until one of the two has a reason to go through the process.  It's not free to get divorced. >
  
  Was his wife Morgan Fairchild? >
  
  The only reason george santos is a scandal is because republicans hate spanish sounding names. >
  
  Jesus, that sounds scary!!! >
  
  Possibly married for papers? Very common in NY. >
  
  Waiting for the new comedy movie, "The George Santos Story." >
  
  He’s real life Roger Smith >
  
  This phony is the personification of the Republican Party. >
  
  At this point, does this man even exist? >
  
  Repubs needed something to knock Trump off the front pages. They've succeeded. >
  
  Gotta be movie producers with their gears turning about this guy.  Not enough popcorn. >
  
  He's like a bad Scooby Doo villain >
  
  There isn't a pitcher big enough to spill all this tea >
  
  I wonder what the immigration status was of his ex-wife, Uadla Vieira. It looks like they stayed married for years on paper even while he had started living with his boyfriend. If she got a green card through her marriage with him, even though he stated publicly before the marriage that he was gay, they could get investigated for marriage immigration fraud. >
  
  This is guy is speed running a political career where he lies more than Trump by the minute. 
  Maybe is it’s part of his ploy? Toss out the most ridiculous, sensationalist stories, then when a “real” scandal happens it’s nearly impossible to discern from the lies. >
  
  This dude proving the multiverse is real and we all over here shittin on him. >
  
  Republicans will spin this as him being hard working and being extremely efficient at multi tasking. >
  
  Every day some new outrage about this guy is clogging up the front page. Every day it's more ridiculous than yesterday. Day one he lied about his religion, day two he's a secret drag queen, what is it tomorrow, a space alien?
  A. A Russian actor hired to discredit the American political system
  B. A Republican actor hired to make Trump's crimes look minor by comparison
  C. A Democratic actor hired to smear the Republicans 
  Can someone pull the sheet off already? >
  
  Triple agent! A,B and C are all correct answers!! >
  
  At this point I wouldn't be surprised >
  
  He clearly married for a green card. Why is no one working on deporting him? Isn't that something the repubs are against? >
  
  Are we sure this guy isn’t just one of Roger from American Dad’s personas? >
  
  Holy shit this all makes sense now. ROFL >
  
  Boy when his wife got the invite, I bet she was pissed. 
  Why hasn't the ethics committee removed him yet? >
  
  Yet another thing we can get him in jail for. He undoubtedly faked the marriage to her so she can immigrate here from Brazil and get citizenship. She probably paid him about $30,000 the going rate. >
  
  Pretty bad when this is one of the less shitty things we know about him. >
  
  He has to be twins! >
  
  I once saw him scissor kick Angela Lansberry. >
  
  He’s the L Ron Hubbard of Hot Messes. >
  
  Now that’s progressive >
  
  I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again, we literally cannot believe anything about this guy’s life. At this point we have to assume literally everything he’s said is a lie. >
  
  This guy is a complete shit show that the GOP has welcomed with open arms. How fucking stupid are they and who the fuck actually voted for this POS? >
  
  sounds very republican... >
  
  Sounds like this individual might be entirely created by AI >
  
  Honesty I’m just excited to see how this story ends. >
  
  This is a standard “jazz hands” maneuver.  Everyone is looking at, watching and obssessing over Santos.  Meanwhile, the Republicans are busy holding the government hostage via debt ceiling issues, demanding cuts to Social Security (WHICH HAVE NO IMPACT ON THE GENERAL FUND) and other absurdities.
  The more we let Santos draw our attention, the better it is for the Republicans. >
  
  The party of “Family Values,” everyone!  Pay no attention to the unending and circular hypocrisy! >
  
  Soon we will find out that he is three raccoons in Nordstrom Rack clearance outfit. >
  
  Party of family values amirite guys >
  
  GUYS! Wake up. This is the clown they’re parading in front of you to distract from their agenda and other scams. Yes, this guy super-sucks, but he’s just a distraction >
  
  I feel like it's just an overplayed meme at this point.  This guy seems to be a cartoon level villain that perfectly represents Republicans. >
  
  so what! His relationship, his identity is on him. How about instead of criticizing him for not being heteroconforming we criticize him on what is important and impacting the nation. I dont care if he wore a dress, i dont care if he has secret or not secret boyfriend. I care that he lied to get the job, flashed the white supremacy hand signal thing while being sworn in and the power he now has over us. Thats what we should be addressing. Why is it when a bad person is doing bad things we all point at the traits that connect them to a vulnerable community. Like hawthorne, he was a pos but no one can chastise his politics without noting his wheelchair or his sexuality. Like whyyyy??? >
  
  The gift that keeps on giving 🤣 >
  
  How did this not get found by is election opponent or dnc? >
  
  Good question.  They failed to do their job and lost a winnable house seat. >
  
  This guy has out Trumped Donald J. Trump when it comes to being full of shit….
  And I gotta say, I think I’m kind of impress, actually >
  
  I mean they could have been separated and just not divorced yet
  He’s obviously bad, but that doesn’t mean you should stop being rational about the accusations. Just because you don’t like someone doesn’t mean it’s okay to spread misinformation. >
  
  Or was he...? >
  
  This Fukn it! >
  
  When do we find out he's actually not a person, but three raccoons in a trench coat? >
  
  This dude's lied about everything since he was born. lol. Unreal. >
  
  Does this really surprise anyone? When his mouth flapping nothing but crap pours out. >
  
  This guy makes Tom Ripley look sane and rational. >
  
  I'm really proud of conservates, they stepped up and really put their views aside and voted for an incredibly progressive rep. I hope he carries these values into his political career >
  
  Aha! A 'ménage à trois' with twits as trois. >
  
  This is perfectly normal. >
  
  She probably paid him to paper marry her. Got engaged and probably will marry the bf after the divorcing the wife once she is legalized. >
  
  How did his opponent’s team not find any of this during the election… >
  
  Everyday something new and crazier comes out about this tool. Its getting close to needing to rename the Tyson Zone after Douchebag McGee here >
  
  Say it to me Santos >
  
  There are so many crazy lies that I’m curious what’s going to be the one that actually pushes the GOP to be like, “Ok, you’ve gone too far.”  Because I can’t imagine him lasting two years with multiple insane stories being revealed about him everyday…right? right? *insert Natalie Portman meme * >
  
  Documentaries must already be in the making about this. I’ll take a biopic whilst we’re at it too. This is some farcical stuff. I’m so sorry, America! We don’t have it much better across the pond either, mind you >
  
  I think he will be GOP candidate for next presidential election. He could beat Trump in any aspects of lying. >
  
  Finally an unbiased Republican! /s >
  
  Overachiever 🙄 >
  
  There's always something new with this fucker >
  
  I’m running out of popcorn! >
  
  At this point I doubt he can follow through on any bribes he takes.
  Dems should claim he is a Dem plant. He might even admit to it and vote with them lol just to have some credibility. But I think his two real benefactors might have something to say about that. >
  
  I need like a diagram to understand all these lies of his. A time line or something. >
  
  I really don’t know what’s true or lie about this guy. Holy shit. >
  
  This sounds like a killers song.