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  Would you be satisfied with a verdict of Satan Claus?
context: This girl either has a bright future or early onset trust issues. Or both. >
  
  I feel like if you're smart enough to understand how DNA tests work, you probably shouldn't still believe in Santa >
  
  Nobody said she understands how they work. She's smart as hell to come up with this plan, but it still relies on matching the  "DNA sample" she collected against . . . what exactly? >
  
  Maybe Santa Claus is in the system ok??? Or he did 23andme LOL >
  
  Oh man, how do you play that? You confirm Santa, she never trusts the police after the age of 8. Admit santa doesn't exist You ruin this person's childhood. >
  
  Overcome two big lies at once. >
  
  My sister asked Santa for a signature to compare to friends and neighbors. She found a match and never believed after that. >
  
  Parents should have known better sign with their non dominant hand >
  
  Yeah I don't remember ever believing in Santa, but it was fairly obvious that the handwriting on Santa's gifts looked a LOT like my mother's
  I always pretended to believe, because I was afraid if I stopped, I would no longer get any gifts on Christmas lol >
  
  Spoiler alert: it was just icing. >
  
  “Young lady, the only DNA we found on those cookies are from your mother placing them on the plate, and the Roanoke River Killer from taking a bite out of them.” >
  
  Seems like something I would have done