comment: >
  
  The correct title is “GOP clears way to provide food made with aborted fetuses”
context: "However, the Food and Drug Administration doesn't even allow the sale of foods containing human tissue in the U.S., a spokesperson said, adding that such a product designed for animal or human consumption doesn't even exist." From the article. 
  A nothingburger. >
  
  Virtue signalling at its finest >
  
  That's literally all Republicans have to offer. Manufactured culture war bullshit. Nothing that would actually make any Americans' lives better.
  What's the Republican plan for healthcare? None. Their plan to address climate change? Pretend it doesn't exist. Their plan to tackle wealth and income inequality? Give rich people more money and cut social programs for the poor. Education? Destroy public schools and give the tax money to religious and private schools.
  There isn't a single issue that affects most Americans' daily lives and well being that the Republicans have a single affirmative policy prescription for. So all they can do is create culture war bogeymen to scare voters with and distract them from the fact that they have nothing else to offer. >
  
  Whatabout trickle down economics?  s/ >
  
  So it's fine to eat people as long as they're on the label. Texas is ... Different. >
  
  ❄️❄️❄️ >
  
  I've eaten more toenails and sun blisters than you, sunshine! >
  
  Next thing you know, kids won’t be able to drink from the hose in summer anymore! >
  
  In Texas, dust comes out the hose >
  
  This is true.  But we would have to make sure it is non GMO and gluten and nut free dust. >
  
  This is a red herring. The bill also targets all medical advances that involve research or anything at all using fetal tissue. They are pushing the food aspect so that people don't panic when it passes.
  This is likely the start of a process to demonize vaccines and push to ban many medical advances. >
  
  Yep, the  "There's dead babies in your food !" is just to get the moron's all worked up and supporting it and the meat of the bill is the part where they go after vaccines. >
  
  I imagine that the goal is also to demonize people who vote against it. “See! By voting against this, democrats admit that you’re eating aborted fetuses and they don’t want you to know it! Why else would they vote no??” >
  
  Yep. If you're against this bill it means you literally support killing babies and eating them! >
  
  Does this open the market for foods labeled as not made with aborted fetuses?
  Because if so, man, have I got a wonderful business proposition for a few lucky Reddit investors >
  
  I think you already can? I mean you arent lying...
  I would start a fast food chain with that motto. "No human fetusses in our burgers, does MacD guarantee you that??” >
  
  In related news, food made of ground unicorn scrotum also needs to be clearly labelled, idiots say >
  
  Technical question, since officially, they’re only unicorns if they come from the Unicornia region of Narnia and the rest are just sparkling horned horses, are the labelling requirements needed for the latter group as well? >
  
  Those need to be clearly labelled as DOP Narnicorns >
  
  American Unicorn product just need to be labelled as "Unicorn-Method" >
  
  Texas Senator tours Texas meat processing plant....
  Plant supervisor: ... and this is where we package the beef products.
  Texas Senator: Where do you keep the aborted fetuses?
  Plant supervisor: I'm sorry, what??
  Texas Senator: The aborted fetuses. Where do you keep them?? Are they delivered fresh from the clinics daily?? 
  Plant Supervisor: um? uh?
  Texas  Senator: Sir, you must think I'm a fool! I KNOW your products contain aborted fetuses in them because News Maxx said so! >
  
  They're stored in the basement of a certain DC Pizza Parlor, and whatever isn't used in their pedo blood rituals gets shipped to Texas and combined with tofu estrogen and gay frog meat which is then served at DNC fundraisers to keep their candidates immortal.
  Duh. >
  
  Someone needs to go around to grocery stores in Texas slapping "Contains Aborted Fetuses" stickers on all the egg cartons. >
  
  Not many of those caged laying hens have ever seen a cock in their lives >
  
  American conservatives are so f*cking useless.
  Instead of actually helping people, they do virtual signaling BS like this. Fixing problems that don't actually exist. >
  
  *virtue signaling.
  And wholly agreed, nothing but culture war BS made up for their idiot base.