comment: >
  
  He was a full thirteen minutes into goatse'ing the crowd before he finally shielded his eyes from the spotlights and realized there was no one in the theater.
context: What does a ‘Kyle Rittenhouse Event’ even entail? >
  
  Lead generation. >
  
  Read that as ‘lead’ and ‘lead’ and now I am not sure what I read. >
  
  Lead/lead, read/read, all this ambiguity is making me tense. >
  
  Apologies, it is by design but not meant to offend. >
  
  I can’t accept your apology, for I do indeed take offense to your unintelligible tense! >
  
  Take no offense at my offense.  Sit no longer on the fence for I present, as a present, my only defense. >
  
  Kyle is performing in Vegas? As what? Magic? Singing? Stripping?