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  They CREATED the uninformed, and now indoctrination is simple.
context: "However, the Food and Drug Administration doesn't even allow the sale of foods containing human tissue in the U.S., a spokesperson said, adding that such a product designed for animal or human consumption doesn't even exist." From the article. 
  A nothingburger. >
  
  Virtue signalling at its finest >
  
  That's literally all Republicans have to offer. Manufactured culture war bullshit. Nothing that would actually make any Americans' lives better.
  What's the Republican plan for healthcare? None. Their plan to address climate change? Pretend it doesn't exist. Their plan to tackle wealth and income inequality? Give rich people more money and cut social programs for the poor. Education? Destroy public schools and give the tax money to religious and private schools.
  There isn't a single issue that affects most Americans' daily lives and well being that the Republicans have a single affirmative policy prescription for. So all they can do is create culture war bogeymen to scare voters with and distract them from the fact that they have nothing else to offer. >
  
  Whatabout trickle down economics?  s/ >
  
  So it's fine to eat people as long as they're on the label. Texas is ... Different. >
  
  ❄️❄️❄️ >
  
  I've eaten more toenails and sun blisters than you, sunshine! >
  
  Next thing you know, kids won’t be able to drink from the hose in summer anymore! >
  
  In Texas, dust comes out the hose >
  
  This is true.  But we would have to make sure it is non GMO and gluten and nut free dust. >
  
  This is a red herring. The bill also targets all medical advances that involve research or anything at all using fetal tissue. They are pushing the food aspect so that people don't panic when it passes.
  This is likely the start of a process to demonize vaccines and push to ban many medical advances. >
  
  Yep, the  "There's dead babies in your food !" is just to get the moron's all worked up and supporting it and the meat of the bill is the part where they go after vaccines. >
  
  I imagine that the goal is also to demonize people who vote against it. “See! By voting against this, democrats admit that you’re eating aborted fetuses and they don’t want you to know it! Why else would they vote no??” >
  
  Yep. If you're against this bill it means you literally support killing babies and eating them! >
  
  Does this open the market for foods labeled as not made with aborted fetuses?
  Because if so, man, have I got a wonderful business proposition for a few lucky Reddit investors >
  
  I think you already can? I mean you arent lying...
  I would start a fast food chain with that motto. "No human fetusses in our burgers, does MacD guarantee you that??” >
  
  In related news, food made of ground unicorn scrotum also needs to be clearly labelled, idiots say >
  
  Technical question, since officially, they’re only unicorns if they come from the Unicornia region of Narnia and the rest are just sparkling horned horses, are the labelling requirements needed for the latter group as well? >
  
  Those need to be clearly labelled as DOP Narnicorns >
  
  American Unicorn product just need to be labelled as "Unicorn-Method" >
  
  Texas Senator tours Texas meat processing plant....
  Plant supervisor: ... and this is where we package the beef products.
  Texas Senator: Where do you keep the aborted fetuses?
  Plant supervisor: I'm sorry, what??
  Texas Senator: The aborted fetuses. Where do you keep them?? Are they delivered fresh from the clinics daily?? 
  Plant Supervisor: um? uh?
  Texas  Senator: Sir, you must think I'm a fool! I KNOW your products contain aborted fetuses in them because News Maxx said so! >
  
  They're stored in the basement of a certain DC Pizza Parlor, and whatever isn't used in their pedo blood rituals gets shipped to Texas and combined with tofu estrogen and gay frog meat which is then served at DNC fundraisers to keep their candidates immortal.
  Duh. >
  
  Someone needs to go around to grocery stores in Texas slapping "Contains Aborted Fetuses" stickers on all the egg cartons. >
  
  Not many of those caged laying hens have ever seen a cock in their lives >
  
  American conservatives are so f*cking useless.
  Instead of actually helping people, they do virtual signaling BS like this. Fixing problems that don't actually exist. >
  
  *virtue signaling.
  And wholly agreed, nothing but culture war BS made up for their idiot base. >
  
  The correct title is “GOP clears way to provide food made with aborted fetuses” >
  
  r/suddenlyprochoice >
  
  Beyond Fetus and Impossible Fetus should really lobby against this. 
  Personally, Impossible Fetus tastes more like the real thing. Beyond’s Fetus has a weird after taste. >
  
  This is the very definition of "tilting at windmills". >
  
  More like a stage magician's misdirection. >
  
  Do people believe that's an issue? I know republican voters are dumb as shit but are they really that dumb? >
  
  Yes. Yes they are. I actually know people who tried to engage me in conversation about planned parenthood selling the leftover baby parts. >
  
  jfc. Take a break and search for Bigfoot around Area 51. >
  
  They are actually lab grown stem cells, if you want do more research, as I just did. There are also plant based and vegan formulations. While I do not agree with the origination of it in 1986, I believe that finding a way to replicate and lab grow the stem cells is a good alternative. >
  
  Alternative headline: Republican Texas Lawmakers Begin Codifying Legal Inclusion of Fetal Tissue in Food >
  
  I read the headline to my son and said aborted feces >
  
  Tbh that would make way more sense. I feel like there’s a much higher chance of feces in most foods than human fetuses (much less specifically aborted fetuses). >
  
  I guess republicans do pass bills…even if they are completely useless. >
  
  Soylent Green is People! >
  
  Finally a pizza topping more hated than pineapple. >
  
  In a shocking turn of events, Texas legalizes food containing aborted fetuses, so long as it is appropriately labeled.
  What in the fuck is wrong with these people? >
  
  This is my favorite take on it. >
  
  What am I supposed to do with my aborted fetus burger meat now? >
  
  Conservatives are fucking stupid. >
  
  Seems... reasonable... >
  
  Dear US, you’re completely fucked up >
  
  Republicans, inventing outrage over things that don’t exist ever since they realized it wins votes with the uninformed