comment: >
  
  Lard help him. Nobody was there to save his bacon. That porcine pugilist was nothing to truffle with after the butcher's ham-fisted attacks. That guy was totally porked.
  I'm sorry, Reddit.
  I clearly did not get enough sleep last night...
context: My my my, how the steaks have turned. >
  
  oink oink mother fucker!