comment: >
  
  And this is why Russia never had an Olympic gold medal winning dodgeball team.
context: During an interview last month with convicted Russian agent Maria Butina for the state media outlet RT, Bout proclaimed his wholehearted support for Russia’s invasion of Ukraine and said he would certainly sign up as a volunteer, if he had the opportunity and necessary skills.
  During his Wednesday interview with Komsomolskaya Pravda Radio, Bout was a lot more cautious, probably realizing that no special skills are required to be dispatched to the frontlines.
  
  "Man, I'd totally sign up! If only I could..."
  "Good news, you can!"
  "I mean, I would, but I lack the skills -"
  "Worry not! We'll take literally anyone!"
  "...I, uh, just need to check on something first. In, uh...somewhere else." >
  
  
  “Sooner or later, the deep America will stand up, take power into its hands and install a normal president like Trump, who will say: “Why wouldn’t we want to get along with Russia?” Karpitskaya quietly replied: “We’ll be waiting.”
  
  Chilling. >
  
  What? Trump a, "Normal President"? 
  We're better off with an actual military veteran in office, not some tender foot. >
  
  he looks like he can catch bullets as well as anyone >
  
  If you can dodge a bullet, you can dodge a ball.