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Okay, which one of you fuckers is it now?
I too am surprised that a person could afford to own both a Jag and a mechanical keyboard at the same time >

They probably stole the keyboard. >

I mean, he probably has the right to steal it  
since he has a Jaaaaag. >

a jaaaaag >

Totally read it in Mr. Garrison's voice 😂 >

Seems on brand. The only two people I’ve known who have owned jaguars have: put a lot more into money into the vehicle than it looked like, had hassles sourcing parts, are unreasonably attached to their preferences, and are proud of their vehicle like they forged the parts over an anvil and built it from raw materials. 
That’s my relationship with mech keyboards. >

I came here to say exactly this. Jaguar owners are a special breed. I don't mean that as an insult at all. They're just... different. >

a jaaaaaaaaaag