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I was looking for this point. 
Go to your bedroom, take off all your clothes. Naked.
Go to the window, open the curtains. More naked.
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I don’t know. Is a bigger person more naked than a smaller person, since more total skin is exposed? Or do we go by percentages only? >

I'm not sure about that. I'm just merely saying this because of people who have the heat on inside of a building at about 87 degrees Farenheit during the winter time. >

In college, I was working during the summer in my school's bookstore. My coworker and I are in the back area, sweat dripping off our chins (not an exaggeration). We had almost three straight months of oppressive heat and humidity that summer. One of the girls from up front comes in the back shivering, and rubbing her arms, "Can we turn down the AC?" My coworker and I looked at her like she had three heads. The bookkeeper, an older woman walked by and said, "That's why I keep a sweater on my chair."
Seriously, asking to turn the AC down while multiple people sweating profusely? >

Exactly. Ill be in class in shorts and a t-shirt or other short sleeved clothes and sweating and then some other person will have sweatpants and a hoodie with a flannel over it and complain about being cold >

Is this a challenge? 
rips off all skin
Who's more naked now bitch >

Oh your on
removes muscle tissue
Beat that >

wee woo wee wooDA GRAMMAR POLICE HAVE ARRIVED!It's "You're'. >

are you correcting that sentient skeleton full of organs? >

put on shoes and a scarf and you’ll feel INFiNiTELY more naked >

That’s kinda a stylish fit tho, ngl >

Exactly! Tell this to the moaning twats at my office, sitting in skinny cardigans, complaining to the office manager and demanding the heat be turned up, while I sit sweating like a cornered alter-boy. >

This is why I prefer cold weather. You can always dress more warm when it's cold but when it's hot you cannot remove more clothes after a while. >

Yep, that’s why cold is better than hot.  
You can always put on more layers if it’s cold but once it gets so hot that being naked is still too hot, you’re pretty screwed. >

That's been my thought forever. Working in the cold is better because you can add a coat to the mix. Wandering a jobsite with your junk out is generally frowned upon. >

That depends entirely on what the job is >

Reminds me of this poem by Shel Silverstein from A Light in the Attic. >

Oooh, brain-share moment!  I had the same idea but I'm late. >

Late doesn't mean less. >

Now I'm seeing that scene in that one Christmas movie where the little kid is bundled up so much that he can't wave his arms. >

Something can be as negatively charged as you want, but it can only be so much positively charged. >

Words that have been used between married couples for decades. >

I say this to convince people living in cold places is superior. >

I'm not sure that's completely true. In Terminator, when the robot (Arnold) shows up in the past in the buff, he seems less naked than a person who acts embarrassed or one who would intentionally strut his or her stuff.
Like if someone completely ignores their nakedness, that somehow makes them less naked.