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Iraq =/= Iran
So you can get better coffee at a pirate den than a Starbucks. >

Welcome to my coffee shop/pirate ship >

I’ll have a red eye.
gets an eye patch >

"no, no, a red eye."
gets shot for questioning the captain during piratical activities >

Updoot for piratical >

Nathan Fielder up to his antics again? >

I bet the coffee is fire though. >

They got some bitchin coffee. >

Love how lobbyists have turned ~~copyright~~ trademark infringement into “piracy”. >

You wouldn't download a coffee? >

I saw something about the possibility of printing cars as the technology grows. It reminded me of the old theater ad that said "You wouldn't download a car, would you?"
Uh if it saved me from the bullshit doc fee, dealer markup, and all the emerging subscription based upgrades, yeah, I would. >

I wonder how the meeting to decide music went.
Guys we need some music for our anti piracy commercial.
I got you, I know this song that'll be perfect.
Cool get the licensing worked out and we'll use it.
Licensing? Nah. >

Finally, a Starbucks that doesn't support Apartheid. >

how does someone write this article defending starbucks? oh no, I feel terrible for the mega corporation that sells gross coffee and doesn't allow employees to organize! and the best part is this guy is doing it all with genuine starbucks products he buys, so he is just increasing sales for them.
also notable lol from the article - sbux didn't back down when this guy threatened terrorism, but dropped the case when he contacted a lawyer