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Wouldn’t be the first time a Russian fleet lost to fishing boats.
Big dreams of being a submarine. You can do it, buddy. >

The floating dock used to service the carrier already sunk a few years ago, I'm sure the ship is next. >

That aircraft carrier is nothing but a floating dock anyway. Did Xzibit set this up? Yo dog! I heard you like floating docks so I put a floating dock on your floating dock!
Seriously: it only moves when towed by tugboats, which are basically sea tractors. >

I can’t help but laugh at the image in my head of a Ukrainian farmer ~~stealing~~ towing the dock with a sea tractor. >

You laugh, but it might just happen! Not because they’re afraid of the military threat that piece of shit represents, but the long-term environmental impact of it getting anywhere near your own country’s aquatic ecosystem. That aircraft carrier is nothing more than a floating superfund site. >

Imagine Ukrainian fishing boats bringing in their big "catch"