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5'6 is average height for man
Okay then we’ll get wet for your convenience >

Just dodge from tall person to tall person. Problem solved. 
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Exactly how high are you that you sat and logically made this argument 🤣 >

if I had to guess, above 5'6 >

You’re right, this is totally unfair. What should happen instead is every short person should be gifted a taller person as a useful buddy. The useful buddy will hold the umbrella for the shorter person and do everything the short person wishes. Great idea OP >

They could also use them in stores to reach those high shelves.  Multipurpose Tall folk. >

Tall people should be prohibited from passing gas in public spaces while standing. 
This is a public health issue, where fecal matter is being spread in the NHOA (Normal human operating altitude). Pink eye, e-coli and other forms of flatulence violence disturb the public peace of God's chosen.
Enforcement will come by way of integrating AI, thermal and squirt gun technologies. >

I don’t even have a picture that can show my reaction. >


This? >

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License to not get wet in the rain, that's brilliant. >

Seems promising. I would consult with High Lord Randy Newman before making any significant changes, though. >

This is how I keep the talls out of my sphere of personal space >

I'm 6'3" and I always take the umbrella if I'm walking with some one who's using one otherwise I'm gonna lose an eye >

Well, considering 5'6" is actually the average male height, and 5'2" the average female height, then it's silly to consider people under 5'6" as short. Rather, anyone over 5'6" are tall. And especially if you're grouping men and women together (not to mention children), then people over 5'6" are quite the minority.  So if special rules have to be made then it should pertain to tall people. A better solution would be everyone over 5'6" should have to take a mandatory defensive umbrella dodging course. >

wait 5.6 is average height?
I always thought it was 6 >

It’s like 5 9 for males and 5 5 for women in Canada and America don’t know where he got his numbers. Maybe that was true 50 years ago
Edit: actually I’m assuming he took the worlds average height which would include people who didn’t grow because of malnourishment and poor living conditions. >

Ideally I'd have used the stats for everywhere in the world where umbrella use is prevalent. But that's not readily accessible. Figured global averages makes more sense than just North America though. >

Yeah lol that would be a pretty obscure statistic though thinking about it, it would be pretty damn interesting to see. >

This is hilarious. 
Good job