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Sure but aren't we one colon /pause away from it meaning the same thing?
Eh? 
Alcohol: free. Sets beer on the counter
“Tomorrow he will go hunting very early, and will (bring) nothing,” read one passage. The translator randomly added the word “Alaska” in the middle of the sentence.
“Your husband is a polar bear, skinny,” another said. >

A moose once bit my sister. >

My hovercraft is full of eels! >

I will not buy this tobacconists: it is scratched! >

Drop your panties Sir William, I must have you >

"Drop your panties Sir William, I cannot wait 'til lunchtime!"
FTFY >

My nipples explode with delight! >

My robe and wizard hat. >

At one time, there was a road sign in Wales with the information in both English and Welsh - except in Welsh, it said something along the lines of “I will be out of the office until $date, if you need assistance before then contact $person”.
Someone had e-mailed the English message to the translator, the translator’s out-of-office message was in Welsh, and the person who requested the translation assumed that what they got back was the translation. >


This sign at Asda in Cwmbran was translated as 'Alcohol am dimm ',  which means "Free alcohol"  instead of 'di-alcohol' for 'Alcohol Free'.

As a non native english speaker both these translations mean the same thing to me in a pub >

"Free alcohol" - the alcohol doesn't cost any money
"Alcohol free" - the drink has no alcohol