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And the absolute lowest you can fly a satellite is about 6 times that far away, not to mention it having to be a lot smaller and lighter than an SR-71. It's easy to do the math on what mirror size you would need to distinguish faces from orbit, and it's 20+ meters. There is no rocket that can launch that currently.
I love a "this you"? >

If South Korea really wanted to troll, they’d casually announce new long-range precision missiles immediately. But North Korea would get angry, the ocean would be in danger >

Sadly this pic alone might get the ocean into some trouble ;-; >

What if this is just an elaborate hoax by the Kim regime to kill whales because they hate them >

But that's not some military satelite quality. That's not even Google Earth quality...
I bet on the actual images that they won't reveal you could tell people's faces apart if not more. >

The SR-71's onboard camera could read a car license plate from 85,000ft. That was in the 1960s.