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I wonder how the meeting to decide music went.
Guys we need some music for our anti piracy commercial.
I got you, I know this song that'll be perfect.
Cool get the licensing worked out and we'll use it.
Licensing? Nah.
So you can get better coffee at a pirate den than a Starbucks. >

Welcome to my coffee shop/pirate ship >

I’ll have a red eye.
gets an eye patch >

"no, no, a red eye."
gets shot for questioning the captain during piratical activities >

Updoot for piratical >

Nathan Fielder up to his antics again? >

I bet the coffee is fire though. >

They got some bitchin coffee. >

Love how lobbyists have turned ~~copyright~~ trademark infringement into “piracy”. >

You wouldn't download a coffee? >

I saw something about the possibility of printing cars as the technology grows. It reminded me of the old theater ad that said "You wouldn't download a car, would you?"
Uh if it saved me from the bullshit doc fee, dealer markup, and all the emerging subscription based upgrades, yeah, I would.