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Remember when Fox was constantly screeching about "LAWLESS DEMOCRAT CITIES" and showing people swarming Walgreens and stealing shit? Like... all day every day for weeks on end in the summer prior to the election? Yet here's one who did essentially that. Neat.
Every accusation is a confession.
" ... is accused of conspiring with, and paying four other men to shoot at the homes of two county commissioners and two state legislators"
Dang, this is a terrorist cell. >

The Republican Party? >

They declared it proudly at CPAC. “We are all domestic terrorists”.  Believe them. >

The same CPAC host by Matt “slapping men’s genitals” Schlap >

Schlapping? >

Cockschlap! >

With a schmoke and a pancake after. >

A bong and a blintz?
Edit: got the order wrong** >

Cigar and a crépe? >

Cigar and a waffle? No? Pipe and Crépe? >

‘Pena’s candidacy came under scrutiny over the summer when Garcia filed a court challenge to disqualify him because he had been convicted in 2008 of stealing large amounts of goods from several big box retail stores in a reported “smash and grab” scheme.’
The number of straight up criminals running as GOP politicians is growing exponentially. 
It’s like criminals are able to recognize each other and flock together.