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New solar year, new fire. It's like a Phoenix.    /s
It's a christmas miracle. >

Roasting chestnuts by an open fire. >

Vatniks roasting by an open fire,
frostbite taking mobiks' toes... >

Well there’s your problem. It’s not supposed to do that. >

I was watching a YouTube video about how to store munitions, and it said, don't let them detonate. >

They probably didn’t see that video then. >

And their only aircraft carrier caught fire too? Hmm 🤔 🧐 Poor Pootie >

To be fair, it is its yearly fire.