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You’re right, this is totally unfair. What should happen instead is every short person should be gifted a taller person as a useful buddy. The useful buddy will hold the umbrella for the shorter person and do everything the short person wishes. Great idea OP
Okay then we’ll get wet for your convenience >

Just dodge from tall person to tall person. Problem solved. 
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Exactly how high are you that you sat and logically made this argument 🤣 >

if I had to guess, above 5'6