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License to not get wet in the rain, that's brilliant.
Okay then we’ll get wet for your convenience >

Just dodge from tall person to tall person. Problem solved. 
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Exactly how high are you that you sat and logically made this argument 🤣 >

if I had to guess, above 5'6 >

You’re right, this is totally unfair. What should happen instead is every short person should be gifted a taller person as a useful buddy. The useful buddy will hold the umbrella for the shorter person and do everything the short person wishes. Great idea OP >

They could also use them in stores to reach those high shelves.  Multipurpose Tall folk. >

Tall people should be prohibited from passing gas in public spaces while standing. 
This is a public health issue, where fecal matter is being spread in the NHOA (Normal human operating altitude). Pink eye, e-coli and other forms of flatulence violence disturb the public peace of God's chosen.
Enforcement will come by way of integrating AI, thermal and squirt gun technologies. >

I don’t even have a picture that can show my reaction. >


This? >

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