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"Pravin Padwal, Joint commissioner, traffic, said... "
I mean... they have a commissioner in charge of joints, makes sense
Nate Dogg would be proud. >

He's got a car full of girls and it's going real swell. >

Next stop is the eastsiiiiide moteee-eeee-eee-l >

/Dad dance cuz the 90s can never die! >

Heyheyheyhey
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Smoke weed every day >

Hold up. >

Heyyyyyyyy
We gonna rock it till the wheels fall offfff >

Every day is two words >

In this case, yes. What makes it confusing is that "everyday" is also a word, but it has a different meaning. "Everyday" is used as an adjective to mean "ordinary" or "typical". It's difficult to remember which one to use as they sound the same in everyday speech.
Edit: "Every day" is closer to "each day". If you can fit the word "single" between them, then it's spelt with the space. For example: "Every (single) day I go to work." >

Fucking English... it's the only language I know, but I also know it's stupid af or needlessly confusing in a lot of cases. >

It's interesting for someone who isn't a native speaker to look at. I got lucky with a good education. Being interested in games from a young age helped a ton as well. I had a good reason to get exposure to English, as game developers didn't see a point in translating everything. 
What I dislike about English the most is the existence of "spelling bees". In my language spelling and pronunciation are consistent enough (with few exceptions) for that sort of game show to be pointless.
Edit: Changed my sentence structure a bit as it was messy. >

My favorite example is probably "-ough"
Tough, though, through, cough, plough (in the UK, plow in the US)
Enough!
Only a bit weird? :D >

Stay tuned for the next episode. >

"technical glitch" >

Don't mind if I do. >

Smoke the weedful >

Underrated comment. >

This is real news. >

Dada dada da.... >

Lol “allegedly caused by a ‘technical glitch’” >

“…Pravin Padwal, Joint commissioner…” >

P O K E R >

On it. >

They asked, we answered. >

Hey Hey >

Technical Glitch 😀 >

Good soldiers follow orders >

Shit. It was on 420 likes and a I dooted it >

Lol I've been to Mumbai and its an absolute shithole, one of the worst places I've ever been.
But if they legalize it I'll think about returning 😂 >

That's Dope. >

Wouldn't be surprised since popular brands of rolling paper in this country have this kind of thing as their slogan. >

every single time i walk past one of those displays, i check if its electronics compartment is unlocked.