>

„As a member of this subreddit I’m afraid we can’t paten this post because, we’ll it’s just not silly enough“
Wait..  you mean more movement means more calories burned? Tell me more! >

I’m a Doctor in the field of Enhanced Gesticular Jazzersizics and Super Califragilistics. I’m also His Majesties Royal Ambassador to the International House of Pancakes. 
It remains to be seen if there are any long term benefits to Silly Walking as even though the enhanced cardiovascular benefits from burning more calories through movement is prevalent. Stay active with Enhanced Gesticulation and Bizarrely Weird Movement!
Always remember to stretch in ridiculously outlandish poses before any enhanced movements. Also pancakes make for wonderful energy when a quick delicious snack is needed in a delectable and convenient way. Use pancakes to fuel your silly walks! >

Did I just get told by a doctor to eat more pancakes?? Fuck yea >

I was only a military medic and civilian EMT but I heartily endorse pan-fried cakes. With good syrup. If no maple or Mrs Butterworth's is available, improvise your own syrup. I prefer tequila. >

Wondering why this isn't obvious. We kind of developed an efficient way to walk long distances. Any deviation from the normal walking style is bound to be less efficient and thus take more energy to perform. >

It’s as obvious as working out this is a Christmas BMJ paper. >

Problem is, where could one possibly do this? At work? Walking down the aisle at your wedding? I wonder if you could even do it at the gym, because of space limitations. 
Although, it might be fun to organize a mall-walking group to do it all together! >

We don't have those sudden dance group things anymore. It's just sudden silly wacky wobbly walking! >

Long ago in my crazed youth, I hooked into a Morris Dance troupe, leaping over swinging wooden swords. Get agile. Stay trim. Yeah! >

I cant believe someone needed to make a "study" for this... >

Yeah boss,  $100k and 6 months is the estimate for this study. 
Yeah,  yeah...
No you're right. 
I know,  I know,  listen,  don't worry at all...  I'll have the paperwork on your desk before you arrive on that Monday.  Guarenteed. .... yep..... no, thank you sir.  Alright,  see ya. >

Yes, interesting enough just tapping your foot and little twitches and movements.. across the day also really add up (also a few studies on that)
Simply for letting your nerves across your body do it's thing. >

Alright. I'mma do this on the treadmill later. Wish me luck. >

People need to relax, the journal publishes a "funny" study every December >

Bunch of Scrooges Bah Humbugging in here. >

No shit Sherlock! >

No shit...if it didn't we'd all walk like that. We have adapted to use the most calorie efficient means of movement. >

You want efficient human-propelled movement? Get a bicycle, especially a recumbent or semi-redumbent. Pump, roll, sweat, yeah!
[Mea culpa: I was once a bike courier in San Francisco. Stayed lean.] >

File this under "No S**t, Sherlock". More muscular motion means more energy burned. And walking like that is a lot of extra motion.
While walking on two feet requires more energy than walking on four, our gait has evolved over time to be pretty efficient. And then there's what Cleese does. But it is certainly entertaining. >


More muscular motion means more energy burned.

Try swimming. Seen any fat seals lately? >

...no shit?
better read the article, see if I missed anything
​

Increasing the inefficiency of physical activity could boost cardiovascular fitness.

...no shit?!
​

The BMJ's Christmas issue is typically more lighthearted, though the journal maintains that the papers published therein still "adhere to the same high standards of novelty, methodological rigor, reporting transparency, and readability as apply in the regular issue."

oh, i see! >

It’s my preferred method of crossing a busy street. >

Well then, to the Ministry of silly walks !!! >

Meh the Japanese have a man who can burn an entire calorie with every single step while the Israelis... >

I'm afraid that  Silly Walks is no longer getting the kind of support it needs. 
You see there's football, basketball, volleyball, tennis, there all supposed to get the same.  But last year the government spent more on football than it did on silly walks. 
Now we get £348,000,000 a year, which is supposed to be spent on all our available products. >

Yeah, it's called effort. That's what a calorie do. >

Yeah that checks out >

Next they're going to tell us faster walking burns more calories! >

I tried to do the silly walk for charity but they just asked me to leave the library because i was scaring the children. No one respects silly walking anymore, its a serious form of exercise! And it fights leukemia... I think... Somehow? I don't know, but I'm very angry. >

Evolution has resulted in an extremely efficient heel walk in humans. Even one muscle not working properly, ex. Foot Drop, results in much higher energy expenditure. I speak from personal experience. >

Well there’s a fucking shock. >

No sh$t, Sherlock. >

6:10 PM… >

Wow. I've been watching Sopranos (again. Again.) lately and immediately in my head I heard Johnny Sack say " Oh REALLY?" >

….duh? >

John cleese will always be on my top list of favorite actors. Man has killed me on multiple occasions with his antics xD >

Ministry of silly walks says what >

Run, baby, run! Burn off those kcals! But don't let dogs catch and eat you. Yuk. >

It's my morning work out. Been doing it for years. >

„As a member of this subreddit I’m afraid we can’t paten this post because, we’ll it’s just not silly enough“ >

Duh. >

r/tonoonessurprise >

How is that not fucking obvious? >

Yes well you would say that wouldn't you. >

Scientists discover water has fewer calories than mayonnaise >

You will look like a knob though. >

If I do more movement I burn more calories? Whoa! Revolutionary. >

Cleese also has 2 artificial hips these days, so who knows if it's good for you. >

I’m smelling Ignobel potential here. >

My fitness focused dad tricked us into burning off extra energy by going on a silly walk with him when we were young. >

That's just manspreading with extra steps >

Free-masonry parody. >

That maybe so, but it’s still a very silly walk. >

Ive seen a local guy who does it all the time and hes pretty skinny 
oh..hes got cerebral palsy >

Wait..  you mean more movement means more calories burned? Tell me more! >

I’m a Doctor in the field of Enhanced Gesticular Jazzersizics and Super Califragilistics. I’m also His Majesties Royal Ambassador to the International House of Pancakes. 
It remains to be seen if there are any long term benefits to Silly Walking as even though the enhanced cardiovascular benefits from burning more calories through movement is prevalent. Stay active with Enhanced Gesticulation and Bizarrely Weird Movement!
Always remember to stretch in ridiculously outlandish poses before any enhanced movements. Also pancakes make for wonderful energy when a quick delicious snack is needed in a delectable and convenient way. Use pancakes to fuel your silly walks! >

Did I just get told by a doctor to eat more pancakes?? Fuck yea >

I was only a military medic and civilian EMT but I heartily endorse pan-fried cakes. With good syrup. If no maple or Mrs Butterworth's is available, improvise your own syrup. I prefer tequila. >

Wondering why this isn't obvious. We kind of developed an efficient way to walk long distances. Any deviation from the normal walking style is bound to be less efficient and thus take more energy to perform. >

It’s as obvious as working out this is a Christmas BMJ paper. >

Problem is, where could one possibly do this? At work? Walking down the aisle at your wedding? I wonder if you could even do it at the gym, because of space limitations. 
Although, it might be fun to organize a mall-walking group to do it all together! >

We don't have those sudden dance group things anymore. It's just sudden silly wacky wobbly walking! >

Long ago in my crazed youth, I hooked into a Morris Dance troupe, leaping over swinging wooden swords. Get agile. Stay trim. Yeah! >

I cant believe someone needed to make a "study" for this... >

Yeah boss,  $100k and 6 months is the estimate for this study. 
Yeah,  yeah...
No you're right. 
I know,  I know,  listen,  don't worry at all...  I'll have the paperwork on your desk before you arrive on that Monday.  Guarenteed. .... yep..... no, thank you sir.  Alright,  see ya. >

Yes, interesting enough just tapping your foot and little twitches and movements.. across the day also really add up (also a few studies on that)
Simply for letting your nerves across your body do it's thing. >

Alright. I'mma do this on the treadmill later. Wish me luck. >

People need to relax, the journal publishes a "funny" study every December >

Bunch of Scrooges Bah Humbugging in here. >

No shit Sherlock! >

No shit...if it didn't we'd all walk like that. We have adapted to use the most calorie efficient means of movement. >

You want efficient human-propelled movement? Get a bicycle, especially a recumbent or semi-redumbent. Pump, roll, sweat, yeah!
[Mea culpa: I was once a bike courier in San Francisco. Stayed lean.] >

File this under "No S**t, Sherlock". More muscular motion means more energy burned. And walking like that is a lot of extra motion.
While walking on two feet requires more energy than walking on four, our gait has evolved over time to be pretty efficient. And then there's what Cleese does. But it is certainly entertaining. >


More muscular motion means more energy burned.

Try swimming. Seen any fat seals lately? >

...no shit?
better read the article, see if I missed anything
​

Increasing the inefficiency of physical activity could boost cardiovascular fitness.

...no shit?!
​

The BMJ's Christmas issue is typically more lighthearted, though the journal maintains that the papers published therein still "adhere to the same high standards of novelty, methodological rigor, reporting transparency, and readability as apply in the regular issue."

oh, i see! >

It’s my preferred method of crossing a busy street. >

Well then, to the Ministry of silly walks !!! >

Meh the Japanese have a man who can burn an entire calorie with every single step while the Israelis... >

I'm afraid that  Silly Walks is no longer getting the kind of support it needs. 
You see there's football, basketball, volleyball, tennis, there all supposed to get the same.  But last year the government spent more on football than it did on silly walks. 
Now we get £348,000,000 a year, which is supposed to be spent on all our available products. >

Yeah, it's called effort. That's what a calorie do. >

Yeah that checks out >

Next they're going to tell us faster walking burns more calories! >

I tried to do the silly walk for charity but they just asked me to leave the library because i was scaring the children. No one respects silly walking anymore, its a serious form of exercise! And it fights leukemia... I think... Somehow? I don't know, but I'm very angry. >

Evolution has resulted in an extremely efficient heel walk in humans. Even one muscle not working properly, ex. Foot Drop, results in much higher energy expenditure. I speak from personal experience. >

Well there’s a fucking shock. >

No sh$t, Sherlock. >

6:10 PM… >

Wow. I've been watching Sopranos (again. Again.) lately and immediately in my head I heard Johnny Sack say " Oh REALLY?" >

….duh? >

John cleese will always be on my top list of favorite actors. Man has killed me on multiple occasions with his antics xD >

Ministry of silly walks says what >

Run, baby, run! Burn off those kcals! But don't let dogs catch and eat you. Yuk. >

It's my morning work out. Been doing it for years.