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Dear Bibi, all I want for Hanukkah is… 🕎⚛️
Iran doing anything directly to Ukraine would be absolute madness. The only reason NATO isn't dealing with Russia directly is that they have nukes. Iran does not have this get out of jail free card.
The only upside from the Iranian regime is that a conflict with the West would distract from their internal problems. But that would be one hell of a gamble. >

Iran is huge and full of mountains. It would not be like iraq. Besides, you invade and then what? It would be a nightmare. >

I don't think America would invade and occupy. I think they, along with Israel, would launch thousands of missiles at logistics targets and weapon production facilities. Probably also seize ships etc. >

And then what? They would rebuild. >

I’m fairly confident the US can build cruise missiles quicker than Iran can build factories and railways. >

And they will just keep sendind cruise missile for years? >

Typically how wars work. >

Not successful ones... >

Worked in getting the Serbs out of Kosovo. >

Yeah... know compare them for size... >

Ukraine to Iran:  We'd be glad to stop accusing you as soon as you stop supplying the drones. >

Nah, the ukrainian airplane that they shot down several years ago is also part of this accusation >

Lol, Iran attacking Ukraine woukd probably be met with a subtle sit the fuck back down from the US Navy. >

If you called Operation Desert Storm subtle >

I mean it was the military equivalent of the giant bouncer gently pushing the tiny drunk chick out the door. >

Right idk what he’s talking about. Iraq was the belligerent and attacked Kuwait and Iran. It wasn’t until SA asked the US for protection that Desert Shield was formed. Then Desert Storm lasted a month and a half. >

You're reading far too much into a joke, my man. The joke was 700k troops and enough aircraft to fight in the shade isn't most people's image of subtlety.. >

We were riding those smart bombs to their targets on CNN for hours. There was like three days of nonstop "what's going on now" then we thought Charles Jaco died. Weird that operation turned reporters into minor celebrities and probably seeded the unending horror of 24-hour news programming, but Wolf Blitzer is a pretty rad name. >


Wolf Blitzer is a pretty rad name

Yeah, but it's rad in the wrong job.
Wolf Blitzer: Defensive back coach
OR
Wolf Blitzer: War and austerity Propagandist 
You be the judge >

I can't judge; I consumed that shit wholesale and can't take that back. You're right, though; if we only could have time-swapped him with Rex Ryan. >

Rex didn't have problems at DB though.
Rob did... but Dallas sucks. >

Truth. I guess I'm just thinking I could have lived without knowing about Rex's Mark Sanchez-Wife tattoo. But then I'd have to live without knowing about Rex's Mark Sanchez-Wife tattoo. >

It must be absolutely exhausting being such insecure pussies. >

US to Iran: “I don’t remember asking you a god damn thing” >

No one cares what Iran says. >

“Oh no not the Islamic republic, what r u gonna do bomb us everyday and send ur terrible troops here to die?” >

Ramp up production of the suicide drones. >

Be a hell of a thing to invite counter-operations over Iran. >

Ukraine is completely fending off Russia and they are supposed to worry about offending Iran?   Pfft.  Sit down before you fall down, Iran. >

Meantime iran population is protesting >

Iran has their own internal issues to sort out. In the end, I wish for the people of Iran to drive the current government out of the country, but that's not necessarily plausible at this stage. However, those guys need to forget other world events until they get sorted. >

Iran pretending they have any capability besides getting fucked in border wars with ISIL >

Newsweek platforming Iranian shitheads for clicks, classic. >

Newsweek needs to be a banned source.  Nothing but clickbait garbage. >

It’s owned by a literal Korean cult these days, bad news in every sense. >

Yeah, I've noticed that Newsweek always has the most sensationalist stories that no other credible source will run. I couldn't understand why until you said that. >

They literally just scan Twitter for anything to post. They'll take the most random Twitter account saying something and make a headline out of it. >

I wonder what the implied threat here is anyway, what would they do? >

~angry mullah noises~ >

So sounds like a Wookiee on helium? >

You know the Iranian government is taking this seriously when they take a break from beating their wives and daughters to issue ‘stark warnings’. >

Lmfaoooo. Israel do it to em >

Iran and Russia. Two peas in a pod of stupidity and hate. >

Iran just looking for a reason for us to invade. We get the job done. That regime would be gone in weeks. Fuck around and find out. >

interesting that at least in public iran is denying it is aiding russia with drones 
given everyone knows better, think the inevitable proof going public officially, will get iran to double down on suppling russia, or to stop? >

There’s already enough material evidence, including intact drones, to make a conclusion about Iranian origin. I don’t understand what’s the point of denial tbh. It’s seems to be a weird Russian propaganda thing, to keep claiming that the black is white no matter what. >

Could it be a private Iranian company providing the drones? >

No lol >

Why are they complaining? Aren't they proud of their support for Russia? >

Sit the fuck down Iran. >

Or else they’ll send a strongly-worded letter… >

doesn't iran have innocent women to attack..stfu iran >

Iran needs a fucking slap down. >

Zelensky: Hold my vodka >

More proof that Ukraine is doing everything right. Slava Ukraine! >

Iran are more upset that Zelensky didn't cover his hair. >

Amusingly, somehow the Iranian government still thinks it's relevant,... 
Truth is, they're barely holding on to power. >

Good ol’ Iran sticking their nose where it doesn’t belong. >

There will never be peace with Russia in this world. >

I think Iran should worry about how much they tested their own civilians' patience. >

They really wanna make us forget about the fact their killing protestors and trying to stamp of protests because they (the governemnt) treat woman like property. >

Ukraine should arm our people the same way our shitty government is arming Russia.
I know Ukraine probably needs those arms more now and I'm saying it tongue and cheek, but what the fuck do the murderous fuckheads that run my country expect? Ukraine to be okay with us helping the Russians out (also lol at Russia for having shittier drones than us)?
And what the fuck are they going to do to Ukraine over this? Kill more of our young men and women while sending these drones to the Russians?
Hopefully our people will topple the dickheads and we can get some justice... for the decades of hell they've put us through and for our friends in Ukraine that are being invaded the same way Saddam invaded us (but thankfully they have international support) >

Turkey and Israel are salivating a that threat.  KSA would gladly do it as well.  Nations are seeing how Ukraine is being equipped and will join in on that fun.   Hell let Nigeria do it and they can produce the oil and we have our next India. >

The entire sane part of the world: "Bruh what patience? We see what you do to your own citizens, you obviously have no chill." >

US would utterly destroy Iran in such a show of force Putin would probably end his invasion in Ukraine. So fuck it, let’s have a party. >

Iran, NK and China are all getting screwed by Russia right now. Russia's abject failure puts a full spotlight on all their paper tiger armies. They'd all get fucked sideways in conventional war with NATO, and die in nuke fire in an all out war, so they have only one bluster left which is "we all die" and Russia's now played that card like 5 times in the last year so we're all getting tired of hearing it. Big whoop mother fuckers. >

Yeah, and what is Iran going to do? >

Iran - you need to stay in your own lane. >

Lmao looks like it’s time for Iran to appreciate our naval power. Keep talking shit. >

Winter is coming >

Man,  I know the US pulled out of the nuclear deal, but they won’t even admit they send drones to Russia and we think they going follow a treaty? Anyways I wonder when European gets on board that something has to be done with iran nuclear program. >

Europe already did get on board with the nuclear deal during the Obama years. Then Trump killed the deal when he came into office and there hasn’t been any meaningful progress since >

Oh no >

President Zelensky: I beg you to test these religious zealot, stupid motherfuckers! Take these misogynistic fucking murderers all the fucking way. You’re a rock star of world goodness, thanks for hope! >

Did they forget to actually declare war? >

If Iran does anything to Ukraine, US will squash it. Russia will use nukes. US will finally squash Russia. WW3 incoming >

Imagine being on the "other side" (russia, iran, etc) and realizing your threats AT BEST mean you can 'cause a lot of grief!' but literally cannot win a war or even take care of your own country...
Like why do publishers even waste time with this pathetic fear based rhetoric anymore?  Anyone who actually understands how the world works knows Iran is zero threat to anyone, even (and especially) their main rivals Israel and SA. 
Russia's "Putin warns this, Putin says this" every day bullshit.
Dude, you have proven two things:

Even a 'super power' cannot steam roll a nation that is supported by NATO and particularly the US.

And 2. Bruh, your armed forces and equipment really suck. Legit.
Yes, on all fronts various entities are progressing with nuclear, space, cyber, hypersonic, etc capabilities, but news flash - NATO isn't sitting back doing nothing and they have an exceptional head start in most if not all categories.
You are not a threat. Stfu. >

Iran trying so hard to be big boys lol, they should fix their own mess before even thinking about this nonsense >

If Iran openly attacks Ukraine I would be surprised… mostly because they had a pair, after the women’s movement walked all over their barely functional government without any weapons… >

Is Iran really wanting to test Ukraine gangster? Ukraine will fuck them into the floor, chuck them in dogs and finish them like mortal combat. >

The notoriously patient leadership of Iran is not happy. >

Someone just decided that area needs another carrier strike group. >

Even though the Israelis rebuffed Ukraine, I imagine they'd be salivating at the opportunity to fuck up Iran some more. >

Fuck the ayatollah. How much patience you have left after oppressing 50% of your citizens? >

Careful Iran, you don’t have nukes. Youll get fucked up a lot faster then Russia. >

Don't test Iranian patience. You know, the priests that kill little girls for no scarf.
The kind of real men the UDF hasn't faced yet lol. >

Iran is just mad because they can see Ukrainian women’s hair. >

Calm down buddy, you can only terrorize school girls. >

Iran: damn you Zelenskyy we’re already scared of our women, don’t scare us more with these US visits! >

Meh You’re Own Citizens Hate You, piss off Iran Government >

Or what? They will sell Russia drones? >

Iran can suck my dick from the back, respectfully >

No slamming or blasting? Sloppy. >

Oh no!
Anyways. >

Another quality piece from Newsweek. >

Oh please just give the US to finally have a reason to attack Iran. Regime change would occur and the people of Iran will finally be free from hell. >

LOLOLOLOL.  Holy shit.  As you get older you really do realize all the bullies are giant pussies..