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Also, reading through his testimony (at least what I can find of it), it looks like he might be conflating two things: mis-sized paper and spoiled ballots. Spoiled ballots must be clearly marked as you get a second ballot, and the spoiled ballots are never counted. The mis-sized paper ballots may have been included with the provisional ballots and hand counted. I could see voters refusing to get a second ballot for whatever reason and when they are told to put them with provisional ballots, they claim that their votes were left out as provisional ballots in some counties and states are only counted if it would make a difference in the race. For my one day working last month, we had over 1,000 voters at my site and maybe a dozen provisional ballots (the presiding judge tracked them, I only printed out two the whole day).
For anyone who didn’t watch his “expert” testimony, he also admitted to speaking at one of Mike Lindell’s psycho events. >

Come on, don't sell him short like that. He didn't just admit to speaking at a Pillow Guy event, he said that Pillow Guy invited him to speak at the event and paid for his accommodations. >

Yeah we all know that pillow guys are all election conspiracy theorists, it could have been either one of them... (I'm sure there's another pillow guy right?   Right?) >

There’s that crazy leftist “Che Pillow Guy”. 
Oh, wait, no there isn’t!
Edit - in retrospect “Our Pillow Guy” would have been a funnier leftist pillow whacko. >

Man, years ago I saw a shirt of Che Guevara wearing a Bart Simpson shirt, and I didn’t by it. Regrets. >

Off to see if it exists today! >

“Facts?” Objection your honor, we have no facts. >

Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Mike Lindell. Mike Lindell is a moron who thinks he's from  planet Kashyyyk. But unfortunately Mike Lindell lives on the planet Earth. Now think about it; that does not make sense! >

Ah, the Chewbacca Defense. >

60% of the time it works 100% of the time. >

That doesn't make sense. >

It smells like Bigfoot’s dick! >

It smells like a turd covered in burnt hair! >

omfg in the media this was presented as printers being shut down and malfunctioning etc... but it was someone forgetting to uncheck "shrink to fit page" in a print dialog for a batch of ballots. >

And it had no impact >

Their claims never do. It’s performative art. >

which has proven quite lucrative for these so-called "experts". >

Sure, if you have credentials and say the exact opposite of your peers, which happens to be what those in power want to hear, you can make a good living. 
You have no morals, but you know, morals don’t pay the bills. >

I honestly can't figure out if these people like Lake and her dog and pony performers actually believe they are in the right or if they are all just acting like they believe. >

It likely starts as a con, but then the con consumes them at some point and they become the con. >

When the con starts paying off in attention and money, they can’t stop it without losing both so they continue it until they’re stopped. The Donald is the best example. >

Also if at some point you admit that you never really believed the pile of shit you were shoveling, to begin with you open yourself up to fraud charges. That's no bueno. >

Doesn't seem to hurt FOX News folks. >

They have the “it was all entertainment only” defense. >

Can contribute to some legal fund to make this defense available to me? >

I've only worked polls once, but what he described seems pretty routine. Mis-sized ballots rejected by tabulator, the voter sees it instantly and is given a new ballot while they put a tear in the first one so it won't be counted. Second ballot counted, "spoiled" ballot goes into a secure box and the number of spoiled ballots in the box must match the number your system said you printed. I was in New Mexico not Arizona but it seems to be the same process. >

Seams like the crux of his argument is that misprints wont happen without manual intervention, i.e. on purpose.   
Anyone who has been around computer equipment knows this is just utter BS, equipment like that, specially that dealing with paper can be subject to all sort of finickiness. Hopefully it wont happen too often, and it doe snot sound like it did, overall.