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On brand tho
I mean to be fair, those lawmakers probably frequent that club, so they should pay for it instead >

The one guy seems totally innocent by asking if any districts have a dungeon. 🤣 >

So I assumed that the headline was a little hyperbolic, and that this probably had something to do with a small business tax credit that they weren't getting because of the nature of their business. But no, they straight up went in full regalia and said "we see you're spending money on waste management, you should give us money to build a dungeon." 
I respect the boldness. >

On brand tho >

Lol >

Is the Florida state government a sub or dom? Tune in at 6 to find out >

from what i’ve hear they a sub that thinks it’s a dom >

That's referred to as "Topping from the bottom" >

Actually we call that a "Brat" >

Only when done in a playful manner... >

Tax money to fund their dungeons? Who do they think they are, the CIA? >

It's  a Party in the C.I.A.! >

Tapping the phones like yeah, Shredding the files like yeah >

I need a CIA " party in the usa" parody now. >

…it exists. That’s what the people above you were quoting. >

Weird Al is a national treasure >

He is. >

And we must share this awesomeness for everyone. >

Not even close to the most ridiculous use of taxpayer dollars I've ever seen if it passes. >

San Francisco Budgets $1.7 Million for a Single Public Toilet, it better have a dungeon smh >

Does the toilet cook you coffee, clean your shoes and massage your feet while you're taking a dump? Otherwise San Francisco city might've been bamboozled on this one. >

How did that conversation go?
“You have all been very, very naughty councilmen. Very, very naughty councilmen. Just look at this budget report. Look at what you did. We need to fix this.”
“YES!!!” >

Watch the video. Pretty much but without the yes after. >

It edited out the part where she pulls out a whip. >

I would rather see my tax dollars used to fund sex dungeons then another one of those unethical migrant flights. >

Or charter schools >

Or sex dung- wait did I take this full circle? Dammit >

"City Manager, are there any districts that have a dungeon?" Was waiting for him to add "Asking for a friend..." >

BIG missed opportunity there >

I just saw this on the news in CA. The anchors added at the end that, apparently, this was a PR stunt for a new club opening up in Miami. I didn't catch the name, but I gotta say, they know their audience. Politicians. >

Ah, thanks I was wondering about this because it felt so planned and rehearsed I was assuming it was some kind of crazy anti-lgbtq/false flag crap but it was just questionable advertising. >

This is the type of shit I want to see battled out on ballots >

I'm not against a community dungeon >

To be fair, sports teams get this treatment. Why not other forms of entertainment? >

I figured this might be the case.  Felt like a clever way to drum up attention for cheap.  Thanks for the link. >

For S&M right? >

Beats me. >

I see what you did there >

Well they use taxpayer dollars to build sports arena's.  Why not a public Dungeon. Lol 
Man I love living in Florida.  Never a dull moment.  😂😂 >

So was it a demand when the Steinbrenners threatened take the Yankees to another city if the taxpayers didn't pony up half a billion dollars for their new stadium? Sex dungeon would be more worth it, tbh. >

Sex Dungeon?!?! I thought they closed that place down! >


According to the Cambridge Dictionary, in BDSM culture, a "dom" means dominant, and "sub" is submissive.

They really had to pull out the big guns for that citation. >

The author wanted to pretend that they were vanilla. 
According to the Cambridge Dictionary, in BDSM culture, “vanilla” means someone who is not kinky. >

"I just know these terms for academic purposes" >

if they register as a proper church they can at least hang some sextoys (tax free) next to other tax free displays of failed separation of church & state at their local government building. >

Makes sense. A lot of worship will happen there >

Hey, better than some overpriced office renovation! >

Well, this is certainly some bold advertising for their club. >

Would like to know who frequents said dungeons. Lawmakers, preachers, anti gay advocates???? >

Yes >

What >

As a Floridian, I propose that we donate the I-4 Eyesore in Orlando for Mistress’ dungeon. >

Maybe Saints Row isn't that crazy anymore >

Its Florida.
If they deny it, its because the participants are too old for the politicians liking. >

This is just a giga brain marketing strat. Perfect match for those loaded council men who’re always in control. >

They do the real work around town! >

I've seen crazier demand tax payers dollars >

I'm sure they quietly got their funding to build the new dungeon in a undisclosed location next to a city counselor. >

I rather give them money than fucking churches. At least they provide an actual service. >

Black Leather Matters >

*Latex >

Red Latex, Black Leather >

How to tell the two apart in a pic:
Shiny, soft and wet looking, usually hugs skin: Latex
Not as shiny, rough looking, doesn’t conform as much to skin: leather
Unless this is a reference to a song or something >

Would make sense. It's an open secret that anytime republicans events visit a city the local sex trade sees a massive increase in traffic, especially the specialist BDSM ones. >

hate to burst your bubble but as an anarchist I am informing you it’s politicians from both parties. As well as major sporting events. Professional conferences of all industries. Men of all demographics and from all categories desperately want sex. Anywhere any large group of men are congregating, the SWers will follow. Imagine thinking only republicans enjoy it >

Great advertising, but I doubt they really want this - after all, a publicly funded dungeon would have to be open to the public. >

She reminds me of the girl from ahhhhh! Real monsters. I need to watch that again. >

Memory unlocked! >

Do you want Slaanesh? Because that's how you get Slaanesh. >


Do you want Slaanesh?

Yes >

Dont they know thats in the Federal Budget. Lindsey Graham has at least one intern dedicated to this. >

You can just stop the headlines after Florida. We got it. >

This chic pegs >

Yes Mommy. No I mean, no! >

Assert dominance, Demand dungeon! >

As long as every taxpayer can come by and get fully dominated there. I need some spanking I've been a bad bad boy. >

It's Florida, I'm no longer surprised with any of the weird and crazy shit that happens there. >

Guess where I’m moving! >

Rare Florida humans being based >

100% supportive of having my tax money going to dominatrix clubs instead of cops >

Or churches. At least bdsm clubs give to everyone. >

As long as they don't have drag queens, the Florida city will probably give them the money. >

Publicity stunt. >

Pubelicity >

I just want to slap some sense into these people but they'd probably enjoy that >

Give them the money, they're terrifying! >

😂😂😂😂😂😂 >

Florida woman >

The Honored Matres have returned from the scattering to conquer the old imperium and ask for some money for their nasty sex house >

That story needs to start with "Florida man...." >

So, just trying to turn the local council into paypigs. Really living the gimmick aren't they? >

What do they think they are? A church? >

Sure as hell money better spent than the fucking church >

Well that's idiotic >

Oath Keepers at it again. >

Lol fuck no >

I mean to be fair, those lawmakers probably frequent that club, so they should pay for it instead >

The one guy seems totally innocent by asking if any districts have a dungeon. 🤣 >

So I assumed that the headline was a little hyperbolic, and that this probably had something to do with a small business tax credit that they weren't getting because of the nature of their business. But no, they straight up went in full regalia and said "we see you're spending money on waste management, you should give us money to build a dungeon." 
I respect the boldness.