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Lmfaoooo. Israel do it to em
Iran doing anything directly to Ukraine would be absolute madness. The only reason NATO isn't dealing with Russia directly is that they have nukes. Iran does not have this get out of jail free card.
The only upside from the Iranian regime is that a conflict with the West would distract from their internal problems. But that would be one hell of a gamble. >

Iran is huge and full of mountains. It would not be like iraq. Besides, you invade and then what? It would be a nightmare. >

I don't think America would invade and occupy. I think they, along with Israel, would launch thousands of missiles at logistics targets and weapon production facilities. Probably also seize ships etc. >

And then what? They would rebuild. >

I’m fairly confident the US can build cruise missiles quicker than Iran can build factories and railways. >

And they will just keep sendind cruise missile for years? >

Typically how wars work. >

Not successful ones... >

Worked in getting the Serbs out of Kosovo. >

Yeah... know compare them for size... >

Ukraine to Iran:  We'd be glad to stop accusing you as soon as you stop supplying the drones. >

Nah, the ukrainian airplane that they shot down several years ago is also part of this accusation >

Lol, Iran attacking Ukraine woukd probably be met with a subtle sit the fuck back down from the US Navy. >

If you called Operation Desert Storm subtle >

I mean it was the military equivalent of the giant bouncer gently pushing the tiny drunk chick out the door. >

Right idk what he’s talking about. Iraq was the belligerent and attacked Kuwait and Iran. It wasn’t until SA asked the US for protection that Desert Shield was formed. Then Desert Storm lasted a month and a half. >

You're reading far too much into a joke, my man. The joke was 700k troops and enough aircraft to fight in the shade isn't most people's image of subtlety.. >

We were riding those smart bombs to their targets on CNN for hours. There was like three days of nonstop "what's going on now" then we thought Charles Jaco died. Weird that operation turned reporters into minor celebrities and probably seeded the unending horror of 24-hour news programming, but Wolf Blitzer is a pretty rad name. >


Wolf Blitzer is a pretty rad name

Yeah, but it's rad in the wrong job.
Wolf Blitzer: Defensive back coach
OR
Wolf Blitzer: War and austerity Propagandist 
You be the judge >

I can't judge; I consumed that shit wholesale and can't take that back. You're right, though; if we only could have time-swapped him with Rex Ryan. >

Rex didn't have problems at DB though.
Rob did... but Dallas sucks. >

Truth. I guess I'm just thinking I could have lived without knowing about Rex's Mark Sanchez-Wife tattoo. But then I'd have to live without knowing about Rex's Mark Sanchez-Wife tattoo. >

It must be absolutely exhausting being such insecure pussies. >

US to Iran: “I don’t remember asking you a god damn thing” >

No one cares what Iran says. >

“Oh no not the Islamic republic, what r u gonna do bomb us everyday and send ur terrible troops here to die?” >

Ramp up production of the suicide drones. >

Be a hell of a thing to invite counter-operations over Iran. >

Ukraine is completely fending off Russia and they are supposed to worry about offending Iran?   Pfft.  Sit down before you fall down, Iran. >

Meantime iran population is protesting >

Iran has their own internal issues to sort out. In the end, I wish for the people of Iran to drive the current government out of the country, but that's not necessarily plausible at this stage. However, those guys need to forget other world events until they get sorted. >

Iran pretending they have any capability besides getting fucked in border wars with ISIL >

Newsweek platforming Iranian shitheads for clicks, classic. >

Newsweek needs to be a banned source.  Nothing but clickbait garbage. >

It’s owned by a literal Korean cult these days, bad news in every sense. >

Yeah, I've noticed that Newsweek always has the most sensationalist stories that no other credible source will run. I couldn't understand why until you said that. >

They literally just scan Twitter for anything to post. They'll take the most random Twitter account saying something and make a headline out of it. >

I wonder what the implied threat here is anyway, what would they do? >

~angry mullah noises~ >

So sounds like a Wookiee on helium? >

You know the Iranian government is taking this seriously when they take a break from beating their wives and daughters to issue ‘stark warnings’.