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Humans have a particularly long old age, though. Most animals go from elderly to dead fairly quickly.
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“…we aren’t supposed to be living that long natrually”.
So now I’m old AND artificial? >

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This is every species..... you think an old ass moose is carefree, happily skipping along until the wolves pull it down?