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There have been several cases of blood poisoning brought on by stubbing or somehow injuring a toe. It is said that the distiller, Jack Daniel, kicked his safe in frustration one day, got blood poisoning, and eventually died.
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I wonder if anyone has ever stubbed their toe to death? A hemophiliac maybe