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People need to relax, the journal publishes a "funny" study every December
Wait..  you mean more movement means more calories burned? Tell me more! >

I’m a Doctor in the field of Enhanced Gesticular Jazzersizics and Super Califragilistics. I’m also His Majesties Royal Ambassador to the International House of Pancakes. 
It remains to be seen if there are any long term benefits to Silly Walking as even though the enhanced cardiovascular benefits from burning more calories through movement is prevalent. Stay active with Enhanced Gesticulation and Bizarrely Weird Movement!
Always remember to stretch in ridiculously outlandish poses before any enhanced movements. Also pancakes make for wonderful energy when a quick delicious snack is needed in a delectable and convenient way. Use pancakes to fuel your silly walks! >

Did I just get told by a doctor to eat more pancakes?? Fuck yea >

I was only a military medic and civilian EMT but I heartily endorse pan-fried cakes. With good syrup. If no maple or Mrs Butterworth's is available, improvise your own syrup. I prefer tequila. >

Wondering why this isn't obvious. We kind of developed an efficient way to walk long distances. Any deviation from the normal walking style is bound to be less efficient and thus take more energy to perform. >

It’s as obvious as working out this is a Christmas BMJ paper. >

Problem is, where could one possibly do this? At work? Walking down the aisle at your wedding? I wonder if you could even do it at the gym, because of space limitations. 
Although, it might be fun to organize a mall-walking group to do it all together! >

We don't have those sudden dance group things anymore. It's just sudden silly wacky wobbly walking! >

Long ago in my crazed youth, I hooked into a Morris Dance troupe, leaping over swinging wooden swords. Get agile. Stay trim. Yeah! >

I cant believe someone needed to make a "study" for this... >

Yeah boss,  $100k and 6 months is the estimate for this study. 
Yeah,  yeah...
No you're right. 
I know,  I know,  listen,  don't worry at all...  I'll have the paperwork on your desk before you arrive on that Monday.  Guarenteed. .... yep..... no, thank you sir.  Alright,  see ya. >

Yes, interesting enough just tapping your foot and little twitches and movements.. across the day also really add up (also a few studies on that)
Simply for letting your nerves across your body do it's thing. >

Alright. I'mma do this on the treadmill later. Wish me luck.