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Oh.
Oh no.
Oh the weather outside is frightful,
The fire is so delightful.
And since we've no snow at all,
Let them fall, let them fall, let them fall.   
Man, it doesn't show signs of stopping
And the lizards, they've stopped their hopping.
Glad I'm not going to the mall,
Let them fall, let them fall, let them fall. >

When we finally say goodnight, 
I'll hate lizard threats from above, 
But if you really really hold me close,
Their whack will feel less than a shove!
Oh the fire is slowly dying, 
Just like them, and we're still goodbying. 
If I make it home safe I'll call, 
Let them fall, let them fall, let them fall. >

On extra-frigid days here in California's central Sierra Nevada mountains, it's frozen squirrels falling from trees, not rare lizards. BTW my nephew keeps a pet iguana. Smelly little beast. The lizard, too. >

tree chicken >

Bumblebee Iguana: chicken of the tree >

Grew up in swfl and know it's much easier to store when the tree steaks come frozen like that.  Falling tree steak day is typically celebrated on first longest day of the new year.  I've been told it correlates to something in tree steaks saccadic rhythm and the solstice but am not sure >

Saccadic? 🤣 Damned swivel-necked chameleoned-eyed rainbow-haired lizards be raining everywhere in FloriDUH! 😎 >

Just don't try driving with one of those frozen ones in your back seat. They have a nasty habit of waking up when it gets warmer. >

Knock their head across the top of a fence posts first. >

Andrew? >

Floridians think their elf on shelf fell out of a palm tree. 😎 >

Me: "Hmm, is this a thing?"    
The internet: of course it's a thing (PetSmart) >

Best part is they put themselves away afterwards. >

I remember when I was a kid and some of my friends had iguanas in those little dry aquariums. We used to think they were so cool. Now I'm sick to death of seeing them everywhere outside. >

I used to work with them and they are some sassy little bastards >

How many licks does it take to revive an iguana?