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It’s real easy. File a massive lawsuit for damages and delayed assistance and make the case very public. Let future cheats know what it will cost. This doesn’t need new laws. Just crush these assholes in the courts
“Tomorrow he will go hunting very early, and will (bring) nothing,” read one passage. The translator randomly added the word “Alaska” in the middle of the sentence.
“Your husband is a polar bear, skinny,” another said. >

A moose once bit my sister. >

My hovercraft is full of eels! >

I will not buy this tobacconists: it is scratched! >

Drop your panties Sir William, I must have you >

"Drop your panties Sir William, I cannot wait 'til lunchtime!"
FTFY >

My nipples explode with delight! >

My robe and wizard hat. >

At one time, there was a road sign in Wales with the information in both English and Welsh - except in Welsh, it said something along the lines of “I will be out of the office until $date, if you need assistance before then contact $person”.
Someone had e-mailed the English message to the translator, the translator’s out-of-office message was in Welsh, and the person who requested the translation assumed that what they got back was the translation. >


This sign at Asda in Cwmbran was translated as 'Alcohol am dimm ',  which means "Free alcohol"  instead of 'di-alcohol' for 'Alcohol Free'.

As a non native english speaker both these translations mean the same thing to me in a pub >

"Free alcohol" - the alcohol doesn't cost any money
"Alcohol free" - the drink has no alcohol >

Sure but aren't we one colon /pause away from it meaning the same thing?
Eh? 
Alcohol: free. Sets beer on the counter >

If you just capitalized "Uncle Jack" in the second sentence, then there wouldn't be any confusion without adding any comma. >


"They clearly just grabbed the words from the document and then just put them in some random order and gave something that looked like Yup’ik but made no sense..."

That's not even a "mistranslation". >

It's a word collage. >

Mmmmm word salad >

That story first broke on r/Scotland
It was quite fascinating. >

I like how all the posts from the last week are just shitty train stations >

Oh fuck.  I better check what my son is up to.
Edit: phew. Not my kid. >

Goddamn! People will try just any old ridiculous grift these days. That is outrageous. >

George Santos just announced that he’s a gay, Jew-ish, Latino, Alaskan Native. >

It's true. Back when the Jews were wandering the desert for 40 years, a few got very, very lost. >

Technically anybody can convert to Judaism but I won't believe it until his rabbi goes up to verify the Circumsision happened.