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I am indeed a pale ass basterd
Probably because 999/1000 people who do this would be way more comfortable with pants on. >

I know a guy who's the 1/1000. Shorts year round, in -50 F°, he has sensory issues and pants just don't do it for him. >

Scotland?  Why not get traditional?  Just switch to a kilt in the winter. >

Are you a fat hairy dude? Cuz every fat hairy dude I know is like this. >

Yes. Im threatened by my mum over leg hair. >

It’s -22c in Iowa, I definitely wouldn’t recommend wearing shorts >

pfffft OP is talking about -9C not -22C!!! >

Op said “no matter the whether” I’m saying if he happened upon -22 he wouldn’t want to wear shorts. >

Damn youngster Joey >

Hahaha >

I mean my legs don’t get cold easily but I usually just put pants on because it looks far better with 3 jackets. >

It’s -24 Celsius right now where I live in Illinois, with a -37 Celsius wind chill; would you still wear shorts here? >

Good to know there's something under the kilt. >

Are ye a postie by any chance mate? >

No. Im an appearently "derranged" student >

Ahhh, you're a teenager. That makes sense. >

Yeah, you're gonna get some weird looks, you friggin maniac >

How much do you weigh >

About 190-210lbs >

You’re right mate >

This is the the whitest shit I've ever heard >

Wtf does race have to do with this? >

well OP did say they were in scotland...