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ignore all his lies... here is one truth. 
LMAO
I have to say this amuses me quite a bit.  “Hey that new guy, he seems to be a little off.  Did you all interview him or was this another of our meh, just need a body hire like Bobert and Marge were?” >

I'll take, 'Also has a more serious criminal background than theft for $200' Alex.