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Tall people should be prohibited from passing gas in public spaces while standing. 
This is a public health issue, where fecal matter is being spread in the NHOA (Normal human operating altitude). Pink eye, e-coli and other forms of flatulence violence disturb the public peace of God's chosen.
Enforcement will come by way of integrating AI, thermal and squirt gun technologies.
Okay then we’ll get wet for your convenience >

Just dodge from tall person to tall person. Problem solved. 
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Exactly how high are you that you sat and logically made this argument 🤣 >

if I had to guess, above 5'6 >

You’re right, this is totally unfair. What should happen instead is every short person should be gifted a taller person as a useful buddy. The useful buddy will hold the umbrella for the shorter person and do everything the short person wishes. Great idea OP >

They could also use them in stores to reach those high shelves.  Multipurpose Tall folk.