>

There he goes saying stupid shit again
But but yesterday you blew a valve about Ukraine getting them! >

Bluff got called, so call the calling or whatever Poot Poot thinks. Thinks we're all stupid. >

It works well on apparently half the public who are recognizable as Republicans. >

It also work well, on the other half by creating view that divide is permanent and not fixable. In the end both half have to find way of working together.
I'm not going to pretend that it is both half are equally bad kind of situation, but that the whole goal is division and this strategy works to that goal even if one side is morally or factually correct :(.
That it is why it's such an insidious strategy. >


It also work well, on the other half by creating view that divide is permanent and not fixable. In the end both half have to find way of working together.

We didn't tell Germany to find a way to deal with Fascists, we told them to get rid of them. America unfortunately never got rid of fascists themselves. >

That is one of the solution, civil war. This is also win for those who used this strategy. 
It might be the only solution, but I hope not. Perhaps society will manage to wrangle control of social media from libertarian billionaires and reintroduce fairness doctrine. >

Didn’t their only aircraft carrier catch on fire lmao >

While in dry dock, yes. >

After the dry dock sank and a crane on the dry dock fell on the carrier.
But then it was the guys fixing it who seemed to accidentally set it on fire. >

What is “whoops” in Russian? >

Voops >

That is German. >

Voopsie >

That's Swedish. >

Oy! >

Yiddish >

As opposed to the brand new s**t Russians have from the 60s and 70s >

*40’s and 50’s my dude. >

They're running around with Mosins. They were accepted into service in 1891. >

Don't forget the maxim machine gun. Cutting edge military >

I feel like I've seen UA use a maxim too. It's honestly good for its age if you have the ammo. >

Most useful in situations where you need to keep firing on and off all day >


Putin told his media outlets, however, that the Patriot systems promised to Ukraine were "quite old systems" that do not work like Russia's defense.
"It's just prolonging the conflict, that's all," Putin added.

Whereas keeping his piece of shit army in Ukraine isn't prolonging the conflict.   What a fuckwit. >


do not work like Russia's defense

For a starter, they work, so this much was a given. >

Has one aircraft carrier and it's on fire. Again. >

In the dry dock >

Well put it in the water ti get the fire out. >

Then the dry dock would get wet. >

I think bro has personality disorder >

Naw, man, he's just a punk ass bitch trying to save face. >

He's doing a terrible job at it >

Ruzzia: Don’t you dare do X or else.
Ukraine: Shrugs and does X
Ruzzia: Ok no big deal, but don’t you dare do Y or else.
Ukraine: Shrugs and does Y
Ruzzia: Ok, ok, huh, well, don’t you dare do Z or I don’t know what I’ll do.
Ukraine: Shrugs and does Z
Ruzzia: Huh, well, no big deal, you will be defeated regardless. >

As his nation retrieves 60-year-old tanks from museums and presses them into service. >

Russian Museums must be in a crisis right now >

So it's a normal day in the office for them. >

Putin: Don't you fucking dare give them Patriot missiles.
Putin: Mother fuckers, I said, look at these mother fucking Nukes, don't give them Patriot missiles
USA: Gives Ukrain patriot missiles
Putin: Eh, they're so old anyways. >

A Fox one day spied a beautiful bunch of ripe grapes hanging from a vine trained along the branches of a tree. The grapes seemed ready to burst with juice, and the Fox's mouth watered as he gazed longingly at them.
The bunch hung from a high branch, and the Fox had to jump for it. The first time he jumped he missed it by a long way. So he walked off a short distance and took a running leap at it, only to fall short once more. Again and again he tried, but in vain.
Now he sat down and looked at the grapes in disgust.
"What a fool I am," he said. "Here I am wearing myself out to get a bunch of sour grapes that are not worth gaping for."
And off he walked. >

Quite old indeed. But still generations ahead of the stuff Russia has... >

Yea I’m kinda laughing at Putins take here.
Yes they are old (80s or so) but that’s kinda the flex.. we have systems from 40 years ago that are gonna fuck his mussels up.
Does he really wanna see the new systems we are coming up with now? >

Bold thing for a man who's equipping 18 year old kids with rifles older than their dads and pulling 50 year old T-62's back into service to say >

Rifles older than their great grandfathers >

This is going to age like milk >

Russian hubris at record highs these days >

Do you smell that? What's that smell? Putin, did you just shit your pants? >

I just Pooed-in my pants >

Say the dude using t64 tanks. That fk amazing >

And mosin that are over a century old. >

He’s the expert on outdated military things >

Ffs, stop posting Newsweek clickbait. 
It’s literally owned by The Community. >

And now it makes sense. Thank you for linking to the Rolling Stone article. I missed that one and also had not yet tied "the community" to the moonies. Really appreciate the comment. >

That is hilarious. >

Those patriot missiles are probably newer than anything the Russian forces currently have that's operational. >

younger than your bullets biotch. >

Says the senile old man sending his citizens to die using outdated Soviet era technology. This war has shown Russia to be a glass house. If it weren't for the constant threat of nuclear weapons they'd be steamrolled by now. >

40 gear old ocean missile put out their most advanced naval ship. I'm pretty sure our 40 year old anti air missiles can put down the best Russian planes >

The best Russian planes are little more than a concept drawing anyway. >

He says unironically while sourcing 50 year old munitions from North Korea. >

I can't stop laughing about how this is literally the fuckin' douchbag pickup shtick. You know what I'm talking about, right?
"Hey girl, I think you're sexy as fuck!"
"Don't talk to me."
"Oh yeah? Like you're anything special!"
It's one to fucking one. >

Oh my God you're right. Bahaha! I don't think I'll ever be able to read anything Putin says in any other way now. >

Old yet still pretty good at shooting down enemy missiles.  My car is "quite old" yet still runs fine.  Yea MAZDA! >

Your whole military is quite old. >

The troops keep getting newer. >

Says the guy getting arms from North Korea. Lol. >

Shit still beats Soviet era weaponry Kremlin has >

Well I'm sure they have nothing to worry about then. >

Every thing we have given Ukraine is decades old. Still better than the 30-100 yr old stuff Russia is using.
The best part for the US is that the military gets to buy new toys. Defense contractors make 100s of billions >

Remember that those 100s of billions largely filter down to almost entirely domestic US supply chain payrolls and materials. Lockheed’s CEO is “only” making 20m a year, peanuts compared to large tech companies sourcing in China, Vietnam, etc. >

Every accusation is an admittance. >


Russia hit back at reports that the U.S. is poised to send the Patriot air defense system to Ukraine, calling it a “provocative” move that “can lead to unpredictable consequences.”
Patriots enter Ukraine "along with NATO personnel, they will immediately become a legitimate target for our armed forces." 
The Patriot air defence is outdated. An antidote will always be found … Russia will knock down the Patriot system,” he declared on Thursday.

There seems to be a progression, “Don’t do it, Really we mean it, If you do it we’ll beat you up, Never mind you’re not worth it, I could beat you easily” >

Well they don't need brand new shit when russian is using weapons from the 60s and 70s to hit Ukraine now. >

Bro invaded a country in 2022 with T-54/55s and he’s lecturing about the age of Patriot systems >

I worked on the patriot system when I was in the army. He’s absolutely right the patriot system is very old which anyone in the military knows is a sign of value if they weren’t still fully capable and just as effective as day 1 the military would’ve replaced it. >

I mean, when you have been supplied a bevy of  intel supplied personally by the former President of the United States, you’re bound to think that you have a natural advantage over the US military. >

Ah, I never considered this angle. Maybe that's why Putin was so over-confident of his ability to take Ukraine, because he had the bloviating orange shitstain acting as his yes-man on the subject.
Putin: Tell me, Mr. Trump, how weak is Ukraine?
Trump: Bigly weak. Your mighty Russian military could conquer them in a day. Bigly. Believe me.
Putin: And, Mr. Trump, is the U.S. military really as strong as they say?
Trump: No way. Russia is 10 times stronger. 20 times stronger. Yugely strong, just like you. You are very, very, very strong.
Putin: And if I invade Ukraine, Mr. Trump, do you believe NATO will aid them?
Trump: NATO is a bunch of weak cowards. Just last week, they begged me to send them weapons. Begged like a dog. Ok? They would be begging you to stop the invasion. "Mr. Putin, please, you are so strong and so smart. Please stop, we don't stand a chance." >

My brother in christ, you are sending in T-62s. You don’t get to call Patriot “old” >

So are HIMARS, and they're kicking the asses of Russia right now too. >

Meanwhile, russia proceeds to use T-34 tanks in Ukraine.
Yes, those should be in a museum. Designed in fucking 1937. >

Are they really using T34? >

The irony. >

Not as old as the crap in the Russian army, only a fool would want their shitty equipment over something else. >


Despite our warnings, [a] Patriot air defense system will be sent to Kyiv

I don’t remember asking you a gd question. >

Says the man with soldiers fielding Mosin-Nagant's... >

Putin being a puto like always >

We’ll see, won’t we? >

Old missiles work, we still have harpoons that are 40 years old and they still do their job. One harpoon can sink a large class ship. It can be launched from dozens of aircraft types at stand-off distance. >

Everything old is new again 😄 >

Russian soldier looks down at his Mosin and sighs. >

Says the man waging war with battle wagons and tactical wood armor. >

Translation: Putin is scared shitless. >

Then why bother commenting on it? >

Yea because that S400 system is impenetrable.......if only they could be used to shoot down careless Russian smokers...... >

Still newer than 90% of the equipment Russia has that Ukraine hasn't taken yet. >

So is your entire military arsenal you pleb. >

not as old as putin >

Putin's messaging is all over the place.
Is he suffering dementia? >

Patriot missle system didn't poop it's pants though, so.... >

Lmaoo I’m other words he knows his troops are fucked
Russia stands no chance against the US and it’s military complex pumping out lead for Ukraine sling with the other western powers. >

They’re so old they’re gonna fall down the stairs and soil themselves >

Well, if we are talking old gear russian army wins that RACE hands down. >

To understand this remark, you need to understand how Russia counts time: They start at 0, then -1s, then -2s aso. >

Hey America, stop giving them weapons it's not cool!!
Oh whatever, we don't care. The weapons suck anyway, they're stupid and they're operated by stupid heads. 
 -Putin >

Maybe Trump delivered documents that showed the Russians how to defeat it. >

HE'S quite old. And outdated. In fact he's the most outdated dinosaur hiding away on the planet as of now. High time for him and his archaic spineless ways to follow the cataclysmic Jurassic era example,  pronto!. >

So is Putin's army >

HIMARS are also Quite Old and is kinking your butt. >

I was actually a 14E in the Army and know ALL ABOUT the patriot missile system. It's not a fkn joke at all, and putin knows that even if it is technically older tech deigned by Raytheon in the 80s I think. Will still shoot down anything he puts in the air all day. >

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Russian President Vladimir Putin on Thursday said America's $1.85 billion aid package to Ukraine was an attempt to "Prolong conflict" in eastern Europe, while scoffing at the U.S.-made Patriot missiles systems included in the offering.
Putin told his media outlets that the Patriot systems promised to Ukraine were "Quite old systems" that do not work like Russia's defense.
The Institute for the Study of War pointed to the Kremlin's comments at Thursday's press briefing as an example of Putin amplifying "Another existing Russian information operation designed to decrease Western security assistance for Ukraine." As ISW notes, Putin has previously been "Setting conditions" for a prolonged war in Ukraine prior to the U.S. promising the advanced defense systems.


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Says the guy who is pulling WWII artillery pieces and vehicles out of museums to have something, anything to throw at Ukraine. >

Compared to Russias technology level our old equipment might as well be sci fI shit to the Russians. >

Then he won’t mind when Ukraine deploys a shitload of them. Fuck Putin. >

Still better than whatever Russia got >

Unlike his soldiers will be someday >

Old but kept up to date for their role. Russia however will start give their equipment a whole new designation so it sounds new and is shielded by the poor performance of their older equipment. See T-90 tanks being nearly the same as T-72. Same could also go for the S-300/400 SAM systems, and their new S-500 is supposed to fill ballistic missile defense ability we've had with Patriot and THAAD for a long while now. >

Says the person still using Soviet Era military hardware. >

Still 20 years ahead of Russia's equipment. >

Older than the Ukrainian missles he returned to them and the civilian power grid?  The man is second in trump. >

And Russia' aircraft carrier is quite flammable. >

Not as old as the crap he's pulling out of storage for his forces. >

Imagine how we would feel if Russia installed air defense systems on Cuba. >

No,but he is >

Putin face > Poker face >

Looks like the face of someone who sharted >

The Russians are getting killed by old U.S. missile systems. >

So are you, Put-Put. >

DEPLOY THE T-62s! >

At this point it's like watching a pantomime. Like a parody of a fucking parody. >

Old but Gold..... Let's bring it on MF.... >

He -IS- very knowledgeable about old weapons. >

I do remember that during the beginning of the Iraq War the media was reporting on how terrible the system was in real usage compared to tests. I imagine it’s improved immensely since then though! >

And he would know old kit. Those t-34s will be entering Ukraine any day now! >

This mf is just drunk … ALWAYS >

Rule for while Putin is still alive:
Putin open mouth, Putin be lying. Most likely the complete opposite is the truth as he has opened his mouth to spew fear and propaganda. Typical dictator child syndrome. >

Are they as old as some of the weapons Russia has been breaking out for this war? >

Ha! An oldie but a goodie… depending on what side of it you’re on. >

russian army is a joke, end of story there are not allowed to share opinions anymore no one cares >

No, you. >

lol.  Empty threats do not work just like a dog that barks but cannot bite. >

No need to worry about enemy's advanced air defense system if you have no missiles left. >

Poo'tin is so far unhinged and checked out from reality, it is mindblowing. >

He’s so old and senile, he’s like a grandparent who refused to learn for the last few decades >

Yes, surely, keep your mouth tough. But very soon, you will taste the "outdated"dishes, if you think it's nothing to you. Enjoy, Putler. >

I don't think the US has given Ukraine any of the US military's newer toys, so yeah? They're still leagues beyond Russian military hardware. >

Like their track record against air defense from the 70s has been stellar...
He's shitting his pants because Patriot can intercept ballistic missiles as well. Everything else is already getting shredded by MANPADs, Gepard, S-300s and at times even small arms fire. >

Since it’s not a big deal…let’s send them a couple more batteries for good measure. >

We'll let the result speak for itself.  Unlike Russian systems which have had rather poor reliability issues, Patriot Missile Systems have been systematically improved over the years. >

Kremlin -> Bipolar. >

Yesterday it was all one love, today it's your weapons are shit. >

Curious: from rudimentary reading, each patriot carrier has up to 16ish bays. What happens when I send the 17th missile in it's general direction? >

Cool, we'll give em more old USA made weapons then. It's just old right? Putin don't care.
We don't have good healthcare but we got tons of "old" weapons.