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I believe without evidence that this is squaddie poetry. 
An englishman only truly bares his creative muse on minimum pay, after two days awake, after being told to do something pointless by a nonentity. 
My personal favourite is being told that a piece of work I had done looked like a madwoman's shit. I still wonder how that woman is doing.
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Have you seen what they wear on Halloween? It's not surprising they get cold. >

OK, stealing this >

Every witch's teat that I've encountered has been cold as all get out - which teats have you been sucking on? >

Who drinks warm milk? >

Does this come from a saying or something? The only thing I can think of is someone saying "cold as tits" >

Cold as a witches tit in a brass bra >

Is this a real saying? Is this some regional thing or something? >

I've lived in multiple parts of the U.S. and it's very common >

'Twas said that witches had a third nipple - for feeding blood to their familiars, or even the Devil hisself! I wouldn'a thought that one was cold... >

I’m sorry what? Witch’s breasts? What the hell is this? I have never heard anyone talk about a witch’s breasts before. >

I mean, have you seen witch titles? They are actually pretty hot. >

Can someone explain to me the context of this? I'll gladly appreciate it. >

It's because witches wear brass bras. 
"It's colder than a witch's titty in a big brass bra" - that's the whole saying. >

I have never once heard of this saying. Is this a regional (assuming US) thing? >

All I know is that it's old. 
Wiki says the first written occurrence of it was in Francis Van Wyck Mason's novel, Spider House, published in 1932. >

I literally JUST had this discussion, how random. 
What I basically deduced is that witches are old hags, therefore they don't get any action. As a result, their tits are cold and untouched 🤷🏻‍♀️ I don't make the rules lol >

We live in a simulation >

I also like the alternate saying, “Colder than a warlock’s dick in a brass jock strap.” >

Nobody ever says this unless they are purposely deflecting. >

Can assure you that the Devil’s taint is give it a run for its money. >

At one point someone combined bread, sauce, cheese, and called it Pizza. That person should be known just as much as Einstein or Santa Claus. >

My fav cold related phrase has to be "freeze the balls off a brass monkey".
(Interestingly, that derives from a nautical expression, when cannon balls were kept on a brass plate near the guns. If it got sufficiently cold, the brass would contract such that the balls fell off)