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I’m sorry what? Witch’s breasts? What the hell is this? I have never heard anyone talk about a witch’s breasts before.
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Have you seen what they wear on Halloween? It's not surprising they get cold. >

OK, stealing this >

Every witch's teat that I've encountered has been cold as all get out - which teats have you been sucking on? >

Who drinks warm milk? >

Does this come from a saying or something? The only thing I can think of is someone saying "cold as tits" >

Cold as a witches tit in a brass bra >

Is this a real saying? Is this some regional thing or something? >

I've lived in multiple parts of the U.S. and it's very common >

'Twas said that witches had a third nipple - for feeding blood to their familiars, or even the Devil hisself! I wouldn'a thought that one was cold...