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I didn't realize how short or how ugly that guy was till the world cup
FIFA simply cannot tolerate ethical violations. >

*when they haven’t gotten their cut. >

It was salt in the wound >

A dagger in the heart >

A BAEonette >

brutus maximus >

Ok, yes, FIFA is shit, but for real,. What the fuck was that dude doing on the damn pitch with the winners??? >

Holding up the trophy >

Smacking it with his hand while wearing a ring too.  Disgusting. >

That sound made me cringe. And he put his teeth on a medal. >

Worse, on several medals. >

"FIFA upset they were not adequately compensated for special access to field by 'celebrity' ticket holder" >

FIFA didn't get a cut of the Salt Bae's marketing $$$ >

He bribed his way on. There it is. >

Well they know that, they want to find out why they weren't in on the bribe. >

Tons of foreign workers/guards and it's the last day for them to work in the country. Perfect time to take the money and run. >

FIFA upset that somebody other than them may have received bribes to allow access. >

This guy's face look terrifies me
edit: the look on this guy's face terrifies me >

I'm vibing with the guy in the background, looking at him like "Wait, who's this asshole?" >

Many current and former footballers, including Messi, Cristiano Ronaldo and David Beckham, have eaten at Salt Bae's restaurants.
I’m sure many footballers at some point in their lives have eaten at McDonald’s. Should Ronald McDonald be allowed on the pitch too? >

McDonald's sponsors the World Cup... so he has more rights than that other shitbag >

Thanks I didn’t know that >

Can’t stand this shithead. Only with fifa can a donkey like this wonder around with the winners. >

Kevin Hart at the eagles Superbowl >

At least Kevin is a notable Philadelphian so there’s kinda some rationale there if you squeeze lemon into your eyes, squint, and turn your head upside down. Honestly his behavior is pretty on par for an Eagles fan.
No one likes us, we don’t care. >

It amazes me that this dude is famous in any form of the word. I went to Turkey a few months ago and the concierge at the hotel recommends we go to one of Salt Bae’s restaurants. We went over and through the windows we saw three waiters singing and throwing shit like benihanas and people were just recording and clapping. My wife and I noped the fuck out of there and a very nice quiet restaurant down the street. >

Fuck Fifa, Fuck Qatar, and Fuck this dude and his shitty restaurants. >

u still bitching about Qatar >

You still being a facsist apologist >

keep dickriding the detractors >

Keep dickridding facism >

you would swallow every denigrator >

I bet you complain about how sensationalized the news is meanwhile you go ur still mad about blank go back to the primordial slurry you don't believe existed you evangelical stain on this planet >

they won’t call you back no matter how much you gawk for them >

Totally scientific poll, but does Nusret have the most punchable face ever? >

Idk about that, Mitch McConnell has a sizeable lead on that one. >

But you know that if you tried, he'd just retract his head into his shell. >

Your hand would get trapped in his phat neck pussy >

And that is how he came to be called Assault Bae. >

I pass this dude’s restaurant in NYC all the time and it’s always empty >

It’s somehow busy in Dallas. But Dallas is nothing if not image-conscious, so expensive = good here. >

Shame it’s so shallow >

He put his mouth all over the trophies. Wtf. >

Fck this guy for eternity man.  He is the prototypical social media leech.  
Do you know how many Argentinian fans would have loved to be there next to their team?
And this guy just waltzes in.  I bet he does not even know where Argentina is.
He is not even a good cook, guy became a meme and market the F out of it. >

Meh, he's just another guy bribing fifa
 The whole event is based on bribes >

Dude is a tool.  Who cares. >

I have no idea who this guy is and I’m extremely tired of seeing him repeatedly. Please stop giving this attention whore what he wants. >

I don’t think I could possibly hate his nickname anymore. >

Considering all the ethical violations fifa and Qatar were a part of this world cup this is hilarious.