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I'm still jealous of what could happen to my ex.  My current can have those long sustainable orgasms for like 15-20 seconds but if I timed it right my ex could literally go until she could pass out because she couldn't breathe properly. She would give me a tap to let me know I had to stop.
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Post nut clarity as a superpower: ADVANCED NEURON ACTIVATION!
Multiple orgasms as a superpower: god mode; disrespect your surroundings >

1000 IQ for 2 minutes 30 seconds >

Dang, even in that i don't last that long. >

That means you can achieve a perpetual state of higher conscience by constantly nutting! >

Nothing like when the post nut clarity comes and it turns out you're in love >

Love it when you're coming off your dopamine high and immidiately get high on serotonin instead! >

Natural speedballing. What a delicious alchemical cocktail! Couple that with a couple couple walks and you probably never come down until one of you dies happy. >

My girl doesn't like walks, but her favorite thing is falling asleep on my lap while I play video games 🥰 Pretty sure I'll die happy! >

Are you talking abput your wife, or your dog? >

Playing the ol' wife or dog game, eh? >

fuck post nut depression tho
legit makes me wanna go to sleep and not do anything >

I don't have post nut depression but when I was a teenager I sometimes wondered if I'm actually gay because the woman that was in love with and found unbelievably attractive only 10 seconds ago is now just.. something that I have no interest in.
30 minutes later she became insanely attractive again out of nowhere. >

Hormones bro. It's raging in your brain. But enjoy it while its there, I can understand the feeling is special. >

I don’t know about other women but I definitely get post ‘nut’ clarity lol >

Same. My girlfriends and I have all talked about it too, never thought it was just considered a man thing >

I think the ‘multiple orgasms’ thing was created by the porn industry. (Ofc we can have more than one orgasm, we would just have to get horny again so it would take a while lol) >

Same with men. They can also have multiple but like women it’s not like they have 5 in a 10 min window >

Actually, we can. It's just important to know that orgasm != ejaculation. They're two separate functions. >

I wouldn’t recommend it though. 
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised. >

Now hear me out : imagine we manage to combine those superpowers... We could create the clarity orgasm, an orgasm where you're completely lucid. >

You mean like being a trans girl? >

No, they nut like men so >

Mm not quite ;) >

As a guy, it's hard to come more than once quickly, but it's possible. You just have to be really horny and your partner has to be into it. >

post-nut clarity is mirrored by post-nut depression.
multiple-orgasms is mirrored by no orgasms. >

Thank you so much for that.  It's all I've ever wanted!
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Also, I don't want this. at all. >

There's room for one more? 
Sharing is caring... 
Oh wait. >

Incompatible?? I don’t think so. When I’m in a bad funk my go to strategy is definitely multiple orgasms. An hour & a half of almost continuous orgasms not only wipes away all the cobwebs in my brain, it allows me to function as the best possible version of myself. >

Biologically, it makes perfect sense though. Nature doesn’t need the woman to finish. Only the man. >

That’s why husband and wife belong together, clarity reveals love ♥️and not the shame of a one night stand >

Men can have multiple orgasms too.
What you basically do is keep slowly stimulating the guy without ever crossing into the point where ejaculation becomes inevitable. So keep him at like 80% arousal. Also spread out the energy, which the man can do via breathing / visualization and the other partner can do with their hands for example.
If you do that, and the guy doesn't have blocks or limiting beliefs, the man may be able to orgasm without ejaculating. This can happen multiple times or have a duration of say a minute.
If you look up tantric sex, you can find a bunch of information about this. >

You can also force back ejaculation by tensioning your pelvic floor muscles, basically as if you were trying not to pee really hard. Works too, as long as the partner is not stimulating too hard during the orgasm. >

Got any links to back up that claim? I don't think that is true. >

This is the first time I've heard kegals can ruin your life >


Women get multiple orgasms.
Two incompatible superpowers.

My friend, you ever heard of prostata orgasms? It's not easy to achieve I admit that but it exists and allows men to have multiple orgasms. >

I've read a theory that we evolved in this manner to ensure survival of our species. This "incompatibilty" is designed to encourage man #1 to step aside after he provides his human-making ingredients, while simultaneously allowing a woman to be able to also have intercourse with man #2. >

I'm scarred to think of the choices I  would  have made differently  if I wasn't trying to catch a bone lol >

Men can have multiple orgasms too, without a rest in between, just like women. >

I wish i could >

Vagina owner here, yes I get "post-nut clarity" and don't get multiples. Our endings may look different but from all guys I talk to that clarity feeling is the exact same. :) >

Women don’t get the clarity. They all live a fully fogged brain, multiple orgasm life.