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I literally JUST had this discussion, how random. 
What I basically deduced is that witches are old hags, therefore they don't get any action. As a result, their tits are cold and untouched 🤷🏻‍♀️ I don't make the rules lol
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Have you seen what they wear on Halloween? It's not surprising they get cold. >

OK, stealing this >

Every witch's teat that I've encountered has been cold as all get out - which teats have you been sucking on? >

Who drinks warm milk? >

Does this come from a saying or something? The only thing I can think of is someone saying "cold as tits" >

Cold as a witches tit in a brass bra >

Is this a real saying? Is this some regional thing or something? >

I've lived in multiple parts of the U.S. and it's very common >

'Twas said that witches had a third nipple - for feeding blood to their familiars, or even the Devil hisself! I wouldn'a thought that one was cold... >

I’m sorry what? Witch’s breasts? What the hell is this? I have never heard anyone talk about a witch’s breasts before. >

I mean, have you seen witch titles? They are actually pretty hot. >

Can someone explain to me the context of this? I'll gladly appreciate it. >

It's because witches wear brass bras. 
"It's colder than a witch's titty in a big brass bra" - that's the whole saying. >

I have never once heard of this saying. Is this a regional (assuming US) thing? >

All I know is that it's old. 
Wiki says the first written occurrence of it was in Francis Van Wyck Mason's novel, Spider House, published in 1932.