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My girl doesn't like walks, but her favorite thing is falling asleep on my lap while I play video games 🥰 Pretty sure I'll die happy!
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Post nut clarity as a superpower: ADVANCED NEURON ACTIVATION!
Multiple orgasms as a superpower: god mode; disrespect your surroundings >

1000 IQ for 2 minutes 30 seconds >

Dang, even in that i don't last that long. >

That means you can achieve a perpetual state of higher conscience by constantly nutting! >

Nothing like when the post nut clarity comes and it turns out you're in love >

Love it when you're coming off your dopamine high and immidiately get high on serotonin instead! >

Natural speedballing. What a delicious alchemical cocktail! Couple that with a couple couple walks and you probably never come down until one of you dies happy.