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Cause Zelensky and Biden got his goat lol Both looked fucking great yesterday
Putin catching up with what the rest of the world knows just means he plans to fuck up faster,... >

If he lost 100k troops on easy mode, I hate to think what kinda damage he's going to do to his country when he turns it up. If I'm Russian I don't know what the fuck I'm still doing in that country. >

It is not that simple to walk out of Russia. >

Are you saying the movie 'The Way Back' lied to me? >

When I crossed the border from Norway in 2010, the easiest part was to get in. To get out of Russia we stood in line for 3 hours. The borderguards checked us throughly. >

No declaration of "war". More like an admission that it is a war:
“Our goal is not to spin this flywheel of a military conflict, but, on the contrary, to end this war"
The actual declaration of war was calling it a "special operation" in the first place. >

The whole idea of getting caught up in semantics like "special operation" is pretty silly.  Everyone can see through the bullshit, they know it's a war. >

The US Congress hasn't made a declaration of war since 1941. We always dance around calling them "wars." We try to make them sound like playdates. >

Dinner With Saddam >

Operation Salisbury Steak Day >

Korean BBQ Police Action >

So, will Putin now get arrested and send to a labor camp because he didn't call the war "special operation"? >

Putin would probably respond with something along the lines of "Russia had a special military operation until Ukraine started the war." In other words, it wasn't a war until Ukraine fought back. Now it's Ukraine's fault that it's a war and Russia is just the victim.
Makes about as much sense as any other Russian propaganda. >

Putin is the internet explorer of dictators. >

He's the Windows ME of dictators. >

Microsoft Bob >

Still waiting for him to declare ‘surrender’ aloud. >

I’ll settle for declaring death with a gurgle >

An enterprising Russian guard should record his death rattle and sell it as a ring tone for $20 >

Never bought a ringtone in my life… I’d buy that one. >

I guess with him openly saying, “war,” he is planning on following through with his recruitment goal of 1.5 million man army. Prepare to witness the next great exodus of Russian men of fighting age. 
Maybe the Russian men should just storm the Kremlin and end this madness. >

That would be nice. To see Moscow and the Kremlin enjoy their own sort of January 6. >

Dunkin’ insurrection >

Reminder that russians have been imprisonment for this. He committed a felony by russian law on live TV.
Don't come to me with "he's a patriot" and "he's concerned about russia" after this shit. >

Now he has to arrest and then conscript himself. Oh, what tangle webs we weave. >

"oh shit I meant special operation! SPECIAL OPERATION!" >

I. DECLARE. BANKRUPTCY!!! >

Oops.