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How is this onion worthy? Shitty sexist thieves are sexist isn't exactly satire.
Hit him with a stream from the gas pump. Realizing you're covered in gas is a scary thought and that shit comes out fast. There's a video of a guy taking down a van full of robbers with the gas pump. That will never not be my go to from now on. 
Tried to find a direct link but all I got was "self protection" type videos and I ain't promotin' that crap. Sorry, my internet skills are lacking and I gotta get back to work... >

appreciate the name though. 109th! >

Them fields be needing tending... >

the last of the re-publication just hit Kindle - pretty sure it was Rowley's copy before the old editors got to it because there's some continuity flubs in it now that I KNOW weren't there in the Roc versions I bought and read into dust, 3 times over, in the long long ago in golden gelderren, but that's okay!