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Excellent. I’ll pen you in for RemindMe! July 9th, 2035
Here's a better article on the same find, with more details, including photographs, and without all those horrible spammy ads popping up all over the place. >

Thank you, when I take over the world I’ll ensure your death is quick and painless - or bloody and gruesome if you prefer. >

Quick and painless and bloody and gruesome aren’t necessarily mutually exclusive… >

Not the way I’ll go about it when I conquer the world and crown myself “The Fucking World Emperor Over You Silly Twats”. So watch it, when the world is mine my first world order is to make arguing with me punishable by snu-snu. >

I wish to argue with you about that punishment at length. >

I’ll pen you in for say July 8th, 2035? The decree will be made public on July 9th, 2035 and will be retroactive.
RemindMe! 4,561 days >

Can I get myself some of that action too please? Or are you scared to argue