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I, too, am missing millions in my investment accounts. >

Who the fuck steals from Usain Bolt?!  That dude is an international treasure! >

The article says that it appears there was widespread fraud, so it doesn't seem like he was the target, and the story is noteworthy because a famous person was one of the many victims. >

Was this person thinking no one would notice? >

“He’s been with this entity over 10 years ... His entire portfolio is being reviewed,” Walker said."
It's quite possible that for 10 years they've been getting away with it and nobody noticed, and this was just a slip-up that finally revealed the scam rather than the scam itself. >


... revealed the scam rather than the scam itself.

I don't understand what you just said. >

The scam itself isn't what alerted everybody. They fucked up and made a mistake, which did. >

So it wasn't the scam, it was the scam (itself)! >

It’s like if they had this plan to do the Superman thing that Richard Pryor did in the movie, where they just deposit the fractions of a cent from every transaction into an external account. Those numbers are just thrown away, so no one will notice, but if it’s done on every transaction, for long enough, you can steal quite a bit of money with no risk. 
That’s the scam. 
But then you put in the wrong number of digits after the decimal place, and suddenly you’re stealing massive amounts of money in a very short time, and you’re definitely going to get caught. 
That’s the mistake. Fucking up is not the scam. It’s the fuckup. And that’s what got you caught. 
N'est-ce pas? >

I always mess up some mundane detail. >

Must've invested in crypto. >

Just another day at r/wallstreetbets. >

You’d have to be insanely fast to steal from him. >

Or own a car. >

Or you can trip him, tie his shoe laces together while a “friend” is giving him a noogie (tickling works too) poke him in the eyes with TWO finger and run away. >

Investment manager probably bet on Crypto with it. >

invested in ftx and couldn't outrun consequences >

He overly invested in crypto? >

didn't we all? >

I put 50 bucks into some shiba inu because I liked the logo. Lol. I never expected to see it again. >

I lost $125 in bitcoin because I didn't understand how to do the escrow for the LSD I was trying to buy. >

I was so close to buying Bitcoin when it was like 100 bucks for 1.. but i had to do all this weird stuff to deposit money back then so I didn't want to risk loosing it. >

Chances are between then and now you
Would've sold it 
Forgot passwords to exchange
The exchange would've been hacked
Your computer/ hard drive may have had issues >

Just wait till he turned into the Flash and tracks down the criminals responsible. >

I mean, everybody has lost about 10-30% of their portfolios this year. >

I’m more than 50% up this year 🤔 >

50% of 100$ ain’t Jack my man >

Sure, tell that to all my classmates when I can buy as many chocolates as I want. >

If the thieves thought they could get away, they were wrong.
Usain Bolt will catch you. >

Perhaps it was just Tesla stock? >

Trickle down investor fraud. The FTX collapse + recession are going snowball in the coming months. >

Investments don't always come out positive....for real though someone embezzling >

Sorry, but if I have that much money I am putting it into a US bank. A Jamaican investment firm? No thanks. Sucks to not support your countrymen but you can’t do this.