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Many people forget this important part of being a leader
Gotta love the way the Russians demand some kind of fair play for their special military operation. >

From an abuser's perspective, bad outcomes will always be the victim's fault.
Edit: Thank you for the awards! Did not expect this simple comment to get attention. Be good to each other and stay safe out here. >

Very much so, classic "she made me do it" attitude. >

“If Ukraine wasn’t dressed like that, it wouldn’t have happened” -Vlad >

Stupid sexy crimea >

That fertile land was just asking for it with all that sexy wheat and crops. If it didn't want to get invaded it should have salted the earth. >

Wow the internet really does have everything >


Prior to Zelensky's visit, Kremlin spokesman Dmitry Peskov warned that deliveries of American weapons to Ukraine will lead to an escalation of the conflict in the war-torn country.

Escalation? Russia is already attacking and destroying cities and utility infrastructure. What's worse than that? Chemical weapons? >

Nukes, but if they use nukes they're fucked. 
... So are the rest of us to be fair. >

On one hand, they'd be crazy to use nukes. On the other hand, Putin was crazy enough to invade Ukraine. >

It wasn't crazy to invade Ukraine, they had done this type of thing before and they always ended up with concessions of land or in the government of the country they invaded. This time they hit a perfect storm of fuck around and find out from all of the west and Ukraine >

Yeah, that's a good point. Putin expected it to be like Crimea. >

So did most of the experts. They thought there would be some resistance but ultimately Ukraine would fall except for maybe western Ukraine.
Russia expected more Khersons but Ukraine has been preparing for this war since 2014. >

I think pretty much all of us were thinking Ukraine was fucked until we saw how many of their civilians were seriously fighting and the healthy, educated men in Russia were noping out. >

"Prior to Zelensky's visit, Kremlin spokesman Dmitry Peskov warned that deliveries of American weapons to Ukraine will lead to an escalation of the conflict in the war-torn country."
"There will be consequences if Ukraine keeps shooting down the missiles we are constantly firing at them." >

“Why won’t you just let me punch you? Stop blocking my punches! You are escalating the situation!” >

“Lemme show you this really cool karate move, grab my arm. No my other arm. No with your other arm. No you’re not doing it right. No you’re not doing it right. Well if you’re not gonna do it right I’m not gonna bother to show you, it’s too cool for you anyway” >

Thanks Steven Segal. >

I’m Vladimir Putin, founder of the Vlad Kwan Do self-defense system! After one week with me in my dojo, you'll be prepared to defend yourself with the STRENGTH of a grizzly, the reflexes of a PUMA, and the wisdom of a man. >

Break the wrist, walk away. >

You think anyone thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla every night? Forget about it. >

You wanna catch a roundhouse from a dude wearing THEEEEESE?!? >

Forget about it... >

Well they do seem to be experts on fatal mistakes. >

They've gone from really wanting to kill him, to really really wanting to kill him! >

Putin in Dr. Claw's voice; I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME ZELENSKY! NEEEEEXT TIIIIIMMMEEE!!!!! >

You can imagine Putin stroking a kitty cat too. >

I can't imagine that thing being kind to animals. >

I would like to remind you that Hitler liked animals. >

Literally no one is evil all the time. >

But some are evil most of the time :) >

You can evil all of the people some of the time, you can evil some of the people all of the time, but you can't evil all of the people all of the time ? >

You could make an entire game show based around “Who said it, Russia or North Korea?” >

Or at least a category in Jeopardy >

Le Tits Now! >

The penis mightier >

Anal bum cover >

Ursula Andress, Catherine Deneuve, and Charo twice >

“That’s Foreign FLICKS, Mr. Connery.” >

I’ll take “The Rapists” for $400, Alex. >

Famous titties for 200 trebek. 
That's titles Mr. Connery, TITLES!
.....DOLLY PARTON! >

"I would like to once again remind our contestants to please refrain from using ethnic slurs."
"You think you're pretty smart, don't you Trebek? With your dago mustache and greasy hair!"
"What did I just say about ethnic slurs?" >

Russia added "And now we'll have no choice but to invade" >

“You know what, I’m gonna invade even harder now.” >

Ukraine be like "is it in yet?"
EDIT: Wow. Thank you guys for the awards. Didn't expect my best post to be a micropenis joke. >

Honestly with the sense of humor they've expressed so far in this conflict that doesn't sound too far off from something they would say. >

I mean they are literally lead by a comedian. Zelensky understands the importance of both public opinion among his allies, and humor to keep up moral at home. 
The more surprising thing is that he either is a good military leader, or is able to get out of the way and accept good advice (either way that makes him a surprisingly good leader). >

Yeah, for real. He is doing a good job of playing to his strengths on the world stage and for morale at home, but I cannot imagine he is also suddenly a military strategist too.
Good leaders know what they don't know. >

Yeah. He doesn't have to be a strategist. That's for the people under him. He just needs to do his part to enable them to do theirs.