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Putin being a puto like always
But but yesterday you blew a valve about Ukraine getting them! >

Bluff got called, so call the calling or whatever Poot Poot thinks. Thinks we're all stupid. >

It works well on apparently half the public who are recognizable as Republicans. >

It also work well, on the other half by creating view that divide is permanent and not fixable. In the end both half have to find way of working together.
I'm not going to pretend that it is both half are equally bad kind of situation, but that the whole goal is division and this strategy works to that goal even if one side is morally or factually correct :(.
That it is why it's such an insidious strategy. >


It also work well, on the other half by creating view that divide is permanent and not fixable. In the end both half have to find way of working together.

We didn't tell Germany to find a way to deal with Fascists, we told them to get rid of them. America unfortunately never got rid of fascists themselves. >

That is one of the solution, civil war. This is also win for those who used this strategy. 
It might be the only solution, but I hope not. Perhaps society will manage to wrangle control of social media from libertarian billionaires and reintroduce fairness doctrine. >

Didn’t their only aircraft carrier catch on fire lmao >

While in dry dock, yes. >

After the dry dock sank and a crane on the dry dock fell on the carrier.
But then it was the guys fixing it who seemed to accidentally set it on fire. >

What is “whoops” in Russian? >

Voops >

That is German. >

Voopsie >

That's Swedish. >

Oy! >

Yiddish >

As opposed to the brand new s**t Russians have from the 60s and 70s >

*40’s and 50’s my dude. >

They're running around with Mosins. They were accepted into service in 1891. >

Don't forget the maxim machine gun. Cutting edge military >

I feel like I've seen UA use a maxim too. It's honestly good for its age if you have the ammo. >

Most useful in situations where you need to keep firing on and off all day >


Putin told his media outlets, however, that the Patriot systems promised to Ukraine were "quite old systems" that do not work like Russia's defense.
"It's just prolonging the conflict, that's all," Putin added.

Whereas keeping his piece of shit army in Ukraine isn't prolonging the conflict.   What a fuckwit. >


do not work like Russia's defense

For a starter, they work, so this much was a given. >

Has one aircraft carrier and it's on fire. Again. >

In the dry dock >

Well put it in the water ti get the fire out. >

Then the dry dock would get wet. >

I think bro has personality disorder >

Naw, man, he's just a punk ass bitch trying to save face. >

He's doing a terrible job at it >

Ruzzia: Don’t you dare do X or else.
Ukraine: Shrugs and does X
Ruzzia: Ok no big deal, but don’t you dare do Y or else.
Ukraine: Shrugs and does Y
Ruzzia: Ok, ok, huh, well, don’t you dare do Z or I don’t know what I’ll do.
Ukraine: Shrugs and does Z
Ruzzia: Huh, well, no big deal, you will be defeated regardless. >

As his nation retrieves 60-year-old tanks from museums and presses them into service. >

Russian Museums must be in a crisis right now >

So it's a normal day in the office for them. >

Putin: Don't you fucking dare give them Patriot missiles.
Putin: Mother fuckers, I said, look at these mother fucking Nukes, don't give them Patriot missiles
USA: Gives Ukrain patriot missiles
Putin: Eh, they're so old anyways. >

A Fox one day spied a beautiful bunch of ripe grapes hanging from a vine trained along the branches of a tree. The grapes seemed ready to burst with juice, and the Fox's mouth watered as he gazed longingly at them.
The bunch hung from a high branch, and the Fox had to jump for it. The first time he jumped he missed it by a long way. So he walked off a short distance and took a running leap at it, only to fall short once more. Again and again he tried, but in vain.
Now he sat down and looked at the grapes in disgust.
"What a fool I am," he said. "Here I am wearing myself out to get a bunch of sour grapes that are not worth gaping for."
And off he walked. >

Quite old indeed. But still generations ahead of the stuff Russia has... >

Yea I’m kinda laughing at Putins take here.
Yes they are old (80s or so) but that’s kinda the flex.. we have systems from 40 years ago that are gonna fuck his mussels up.
Does he really wanna see the new systems we are coming up with now? >

Bold thing for a man who's equipping 18 year old kids with rifles older than their dads and pulling 50 year old T-62's back into service to say >

Rifles older than their great grandfathers >

This is going to age like milk >

Russian hubris at record highs these days >

Do you smell that? What's that smell? Putin, did you just shit your pants? >

I just Pooed-in my pants >

Say the dude using t64 tanks. That fk amazing >

And mosin that are over a century old. >

He’s the expert on outdated military things >

Ffs, stop posting Newsweek clickbait. 
It’s literally owned by The Community. >

And now it makes sense. Thank you for linking to the Rolling Stone article. I missed that one and also had not yet tied "the community" to the moonies. Really appreciate the comment. >

That is hilarious. >

Those patriot missiles are probably newer than anything the Russian forces currently have that's operational. >

younger than your bullets biotch. >

Says the senile old man sending his citizens to die using outdated Soviet era technology. This war has shown Russia to be a glass house. If it weren't for the constant threat of nuclear weapons they'd be steamrolled by now. >

40 gear old ocean missile put out their most advanced naval ship. I'm pretty sure our 40 year old anti air missiles can put down the best Russian planes >

The best Russian planes are little more than a concept drawing anyway. >

He says unironically while sourcing 50 year old munitions from North Korea. >

I can't stop laughing about how this is literally the fuckin' douchbag pickup shtick. You know what I'm talking about, right?
"Hey girl, I think you're sexy as fuck!"
"Don't talk to me."
"Oh yeah? Like you're anything special!"
It's one to fucking one. >

Oh my God you're right. Bahaha! I don't think I'll ever be able to read anything Putin says in any other way now. >

Old yet still pretty good at shooting down enemy missiles.  My car is "quite old" yet still runs fine.  Yea MAZDA! >

Your whole military is quite old. >

The troops keep getting newer. >

Says the guy getting arms from North Korea. Lol. >

Shit still beats Soviet era weaponry Kremlin has >

Well I'm sure they have nothing to worry about then. >

Every thing we have given Ukraine is decades old. Still better than the 30-100 yr old stuff Russia is using.
The best part for the US is that the military gets to buy new toys. Defense contractors make 100s of billions >

Remember that those 100s of billions largely filter down to almost entirely domestic US supply chain payrolls and materials. Lockheed’s CEO is “only” making 20m a year, peanuts compared to large tech companies sourcing in China, Vietnam, etc. >

Every accusation is an admittance. >


Russia hit back at reports that the U.S. is poised to send the Patriot air defense system to Ukraine, calling it a “provocative” move that “can lead to unpredictable consequences.”
Patriots enter Ukraine "along with NATO personnel, they will immediately become a legitimate target for our armed forces." 
The Patriot air defence is outdated. An antidote will always be found … Russia will knock down the Patriot system,” he declared on Thursday.

There seems to be a progression, “Don’t do it, Really we mean it, If you do it we’ll beat you up, Never mind you’re not worth it, I could beat you easily” >

Well they don't need brand new shit when russian is using weapons from the 60s and 70s to hit Ukraine now. >

Bro invaded a country in 2022 with T-54/55s and he’s lecturing about the age of Patriot systems >

I worked on the patriot system when I was in the army. He’s absolutely right the patriot system is very old which anyone in the military knows is a sign of value if they weren’t still fully capable and just as effective as day 1 the military would’ve replaced it. >

I mean, when you have been supplied a bevy of  intel supplied personally by the former President of the United States, you’re bound to think that you have a natural advantage over the US military. >

Ah, I never considered this angle. Maybe that's why Putin was so over-confident of his ability to take Ukraine, because he had the bloviating orange shitstain acting as his yes-man on the subject.
Putin: Tell me, Mr. Trump, how weak is Ukraine?
Trump: Bigly weak. Your mighty Russian military could conquer them in a day. Bigly. Believe me.
Putin: And, Mr. Trump, is the U.S. military really as strong as they say?
Trump: No way. Russia is 10 times stronger. 20 times stronger. Yugely strong, just like you. You are very, very, very strong.
Putin: And if I invade Ukraine, Mr. Trump, do you believe NATO will aid them?
Trump: NATO is a bunch of weak cowards. Just last week, they begged me to send them weapons. Begged like a dog. Ok? They would be begging you to stop the invasion. "Mr. Putin, please, you are so strong and so smart. Please stop, we don't stand a chance." >

My brother in christ, you are sending in T-62s. You don’t get to call Patriot “old” >

So are HIMARS, and they're kicking the asses of Russia right now too. >

Meanwhile, russia proceeds to use T-34 tanks in Ukraine.
Yes, those should be in a museum. Designed in fucking 1937. >

Are they really using T34? >

The irony. >

Not as old as the crap in the Russian army, only a fool would want their shitty equipment over something else. >


Despite our warnings, [a] Patriot air defense system will be sent to Kyiv

I don’t remember asking you a gd question. >

Says the man with soldiers fielding Mosin-Nagant's...