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trailer makers are punks
I used to have a friend like this. He’d be like, “Dude, you’ll never figure it out! It’s the guy you’d least expect!” Thanks bro. >

"So you think Luke Skywalker's father was killed by Darth Vader. But oh man, you will not believe the twist! I don't want to spoil it for you, but let's just say Vader knows Anakin Skywalker very well hehehe."
"Oh great, thanks for not ruining the surprise, bro." >

"Voldemort is definitely not his dad!" >

"I'm sorry dude I freaked out cos I don't know how to tell you. I'm your friend though, so it's the right thing to do. I'm sorry, but...
Voldemort fucked your dad." >

My new favorite way to go into movies, especially horror movies, is to not watch a trailer or even read any reviews - just "this looks captivating" and power on. I've found a lot of good movies that way >

Yeah most trailers nowadays show pretty much a snippet from every important scene and thus spoiling most of the movie lol
I never watch trailers anymore >

Marvel movies do an okay job of not doing this. Starwars also just shows cool Visual FX.
But DC just goes all out to tell the full plot of the story like a 5th grader doing a book report >

When Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom was released, I didn't watch any trailers or teasers, went into it blind. I watched the trailer back after the movie and it was insane how much they spoiled in there, happy I didn't watch those beforehand.