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Hey! You forgot to mention how he rose to national fame by writing and first performing The Star Spangled Banner!
We all know George Santos' bio - he is. the. most. interesting. man. in. the. world.
After his induction to Mensa at the age of 4, he went on to author the Nobel prize winning book of poetry, "Extortion to a Scream - Progressives Must Die". He was selected to represent the US in the 2010 Olympics in Dressage, Decathlon, and Ice Hockey, but dropped out to pursue and eventually win the Heismann trophy while graduating as Valedictorian at Harvard. A Rhodes Scholar, he brokered peace between age-old enemies, the Turks and the Armenians at the young age of 20, after which he was recruited by every Fortune 500 firm, finally accepting a position as CEO of Pepsi, during which he mentored Elon Musk and Sundar Pichai out of the goodness of his heart. 
After 18 months at Pepsi which saw its stock price increase 1500%, he left to found a Buddhist  temple  in Manhattan, the "Temple of Mindful Theft", which taught disciples how to maintain calm and inner peace while raping native lands. His lifelong goal is to rid New Yorkers of the need for heating oil in the winter by raising global temperatures to the point where Binghampton never sees a single day with a temperature lower than 70F. 
Mr. Santos is widely associated with some of the most recognizable names in show business, from his wild 3-some with Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson in Central Park, to his winning run on RuPaul's Drag Race. 
After his recent near-death experience piloting the prototype SpaceX Starship, George has graciously accepted a near unanimous request by the voters in Jamaica, Queens to represent them in Congress. We anticipate that he will accept the Presidency within the next 6 months.