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Here's a better article on the same find, with more details, including photographs, and without all those horrible spammy ads popping up all over the place. >

Thank you, when I take over the world I’ll ensure your death is quick and painless - or bloody and gruesome if you prefer. >

Quick and painless and bloody and gruesome aren’t necessarily mutually exclusive… >

Not the way I’ll go about it when I conquer the world and crown myself “The Fucking World Emperor Over You Silly Twats”. So watch it, when the world is mine my first world order is to make arguing with me punishable by snu-snu. >

I wish to argue with you about that punishment at length. >

I’ll pen you in for say July 8th, 2035? The decree will be made public on July 9th, 2035 and will be retroactive.
RemindMe! 4,561 days >

Can I get myself some of that action too please? Or are you scared to argue >

Excellent. I’ll pen you in for RemindMe! July 9th, 2035 >

“The area where the remains were found is prone to tsunamis which would make sense because Poseidon is the god of tsunamis”
You would think they would’ve thought to look there earlier >

you forgot the quote about how the temple was roughly where an ancient poet said it was >

It was never really lost so much as ignored >

Poseidon will be pissed >

Isn’t he always? >

Sometimes he kisses me >

Poseiden kisses me every morning thanks to Tushy™️ bidets
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Instructions unclear. Fucked Zeus >

You and everybody else. Except Hera. >

Forget Poseidon, Where's the temple of Aphrodite? >

Tucked under the hood of the labia. >

But where could that be? >

You need to cross the River Styx and when you do, ask the man in the boat. >

🎶Don’t pay the ferryman🎶 >

Alternatively:
🎶It's in the blood🎶 >

I sometimes struggle with how long 2000 years ago really was >

That actually makes me feel like its not that long ago. >

All of humanity is not that long ago, tbf >

There was only one temple built for Poseidon? >

There are others. A popular tourist destination is the temple of Poseidon on Cape Sounion, about an hour drive from Athens. >

I’ve been there. It’s nice and a view but nothing else to do but look at the ruins and leave. >

Isn't that most sights though? You look at them and then you leave, that's kind of the point. >

Ideally there's at least a little sign to read that explains the history of the sight? Maybe a small building where related artifacts or photographs are displayed.  
And a gift shop selling useless trinkets. >

There are probably a few apps that act as audio guides for these kind of places. >

You can't be that hard to find, I took a picture on top of his trident in assassin's Creed Odyssey. That's basically the same thing, right? >

I know that's a lie... because everyone took a pic on his scrote. >

That was Zeus’ giant scrot everyone took a picture of. >

If you find an ominously glowing golden trident there...leave it the heck alone! >

Look I’m not saying you’re wrong…I’m just saying we should use it to pry open the tomb of Osiris we found. Two curses cancel each other out right? >

What happens if Osiris manages to take you as a host before you can stop them? >

Then Osiris has the trident, and all is lost.
Or really good. Seems to be a pretty okay god as far as it goes. >

They lost it!!?
But seriously, this article is garbage. They found A temple of Poseidon. There are a bunch of them in Greece. >

Why 'The' Poseidon Temple? There is already one at the Sounion Cape. >

Easily the coolest of all the Greek gods, sans Hephaestus. >

I like Apollo! Light, music, poetry, archery. Truth. He’s got all the best stuff! >

I like Zues because hes kinda a powerful dumbass in a lot of ancient literature. >

That is an accurate way to describe any god. >

We’re gonna need the Zora tunic and iron boots before going in. >

Ocarina of time Water Temple flashbacks >

time for Kratos to get to work... >

This is a job for Arkantos >

Ah a fellow man of culture I see >

Legendary boons in there >

The fact that we are still discovering ancient sites in Greece despite the decades of archeological interest makes me hopeful of all the things we may find in Africa. >

Of course it took this long to find the water temple. >

But have they found the Poseidon Adventure? >

And it's a coincidence Aquaman 2 is coming out in a few months. Nice try Greece. >

If it's not at least half a mile underwater why bother? Work harder Ancient Greeks! >

Dr. Jones unavailable for comment. >

I bet they just looked it up in AC Odyssey >

Oh yeah, I should get around to finishing that. >

Or a two thousand year old Red Lobster. >

“Remains” rather than “ruins” was an odd choice. Reads like they found Poseidon’s body. >

Reads like a clickbait. >

“The temple” why not “a temple” ?  I’m sure he had more than one temple. >

I'm not even Greek but can we go back to worshipping cool Gods like these? >

Release the Kraken! >

came for this.  I knew a ctrl-f would find one. >

Water they talking about. >

Maybe the real temple is the friends we made along the sea? 🌊 >

Did they ask him what he thinks about the seas rising from global warming? >

All hail our Lord Poseidon! >

“POSEIIIIIIDON!!! WADADYA WANT?!?!”
Odysseus from the terrible 90’s Odyssey miniseries. >

“Before me things create were none, save things Eternal, and eternal I endure. All hope abandon ye who enter here”
“Babe, your whooha is haunted.” >

I've seen this movie...best to leave it be. >

LOL i thought they were talking bout the famous poseidon temple in cape sounion and was like "wtf how did the lose track of that" >

It was underwater wasn’t it >

They said it was found in grease. >

Wow! I thought all that was made up. >

seriously. it's like guys, they found a cool old building and the pagans have been gone for 1700 years shut the fuck up about your god >

Was it Poseidon this while time? >

However do to increased expenses,  their current funding is underwater >

Maybe we'll find out what Poseidon used to call a Poseidon's Kiss. >

Hark, Triton! Hark! Bellow! Bid our father, the Sea King, rise from the depths, full-foul in his fury, black waves teeming with salt-foam, to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs 'till ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more... only when, he, crowned in cockle shells with slithering tentacled tail and steaming beard, takes up his fell, be-finnèd arm – his coral-tined trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet! BURSTING YE, a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now – a nothing for the Harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon, only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself, forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea... for any stuff or part of Winslow, even any scantling of your soul, is Winslow no more, but is now itself the sea! >

Which one, there is already a famous one that’s a huge tourist attraction. I’ve been there. >

Great, just wonderful. 2023 year we disturbed and angered ancient ocean god. Can’t wait for tidal waves and giant octopus attacks. >

I was so Inspired and mesmerized  by Greek mythology that I named my son Arion. >

Why “the” temple why not “a” temple? >

He was always my favourite of the Greek gods. >

Nice, and just in time for climate change to make him the most important God too. >

Doesn't have the same allure since Kratos wrecked his ass >

hey my fave greek god >

I'm surprised that one wasn't found before this. >

That remains to be seen. >

Love how people then correlated earthquake to incoming Tsunami and attribute both to Poseidon's portfolio. >

Nobody tell the Sand Guardian, Guardian of the Sand >

Where is the temple of ligma? >

Black Panther 2 vibes