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Kurzon?
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Underboob implies the possibility of gravity making it full boob >

Yeah, underboob carries a much higher risk of loss of containment. >

and then you get a warp core breach. >

Stop it, you're overloading my PPS conduits >

Sounds like someone needs to scrub their plasma manifolds >

Let me know if Dax is available