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Dave Chappelle?  Why didn’t you just say so?
Have to give that fetus a seatbelt violation though. >

The fetus to prison pipeline >

A nurse whose job it is to stand by during delivery and immediately slap on tiny handcuffs >

STOP RESISTING! >

Teeny nightsticks are produced >

So, how does this work? Single woman driving in the HOV lane.  Pulled over by cop.  Roadside pregnancy test? >

Given the police desire to search things, I suspect: transvaginal-ultrasound, >

Spread your cheeks we need to check.