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"Comrade be happy! I intercepted your shipment of vodka and replaced with health water! I did for your health and totally not related to my new yacht"
Very sorry, was mistake.  We thought we join European Convention for Frightening Corruption. >

"I am the corruption!" -Vladdi Putti >

Senator Poopatin >

I think it was lost in translation why they joined in the first place. They were looking for tips and ideas. >

Maybe they thought it was the convention on fighting, corruption. >

WORKS ON CONTINGENCY
No money down! >

Don’t let the grenade blow your face off on the way out… >

“Do not worry comrade! This is not actual grenade, it is rock painted to look like grenade. I sold actual grenade for vodka money!”