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There used to be a saying that if Russia was competing in World Championships in Corruption then they would come second place after selling the first place to Venezuela.
Very sorry, was mistake.  We thought we join European Convention for Frightening Corruption. >

"I am the corruption!" -Vladdi Putti >

Senator Poopatin >

I think it was lost in translation why they joined in the first place. They were looking for tips and ideas. >

Maybe they thought it was the convention on fighting, corruption. >

WORKS ON CONTINGENCY
No money down! >

Don’t let the grenade blow your face off on the way out… >

“Do not worry comrade! This is not actual grenade, it is rock painted to look like grenade. I sold actual grenade for vodka money!” >

"Comrade be happy! I intercepted your shipment of vodka and replaced with health water! I did for your health and totally not related to my new yacht"