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Under-boob cleavage is a lot hotter and gives me instant wood. I’m not kidding, if my eyes lock on under-boob I’m hard within a half of a second for like an hour.
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Underboob implies the possibility of gravity making it full boob >

Yeah, underboob carries a much higher risk of loss of containment. >

and then you get a warp core breach. >

Stop it, you're overloading my PPS conduits >

Sounds like someone needs to scrub their plasma manifolds >

Let me know if Dax is available >

Kurzon? >

No, I blame him for Jadzia's death lol >

Jadzia dies!? >

Depends on your definition of "dies" >

it defines the actual shape of the breast. 
Also, it’s less common to see. Calves used to be risqué at one time. >

Yeah baby, show us that ankle
-Victorian Era bros probably >

Fun fact: table "legs" were deemed potentially too arousing, hence the development of the table skirt.
Victorian's were fucking weird. >

Well TIL
thank you for that fun fact. I couldn't agree more with your take on Victorians >

Victorians turned out to be almost as hypocritical about sex as Puritans. >

They just had a national public shame kink >

As opposed to Puritans, who were limited to public shaming only in Massachusetts. >

When I say public shaming I don't mean individuals. I mean in both Victorian England and Puritan Massachusetts a religious leader would get up and tell people that humans were disgusting, sinful creatures. Everybody would enthusiastically agree, and participate in abstinence activities. Then, once they were behind closed doors they'd begin furiously fucking and/or masturbating because getting called disgusting and sinful turned them on. And we let that culture make all our rules.
"Oh yeah daddy, my whole species is a bunch of barely restrained sex fiends. Now tell me I'm going to Hell unless I do what you claim that book I can't read says." >

Fair point. Restricting access to what people generally like (sex, drugs (and alcohol) and rock ‘n roll) has worked so well, historically speaking. >

Gene Roddenberry once said that when designing costumes for the original Star Trek back in the late 1960s, network censors allowed some top cleavage but forbade - to use your term - “under-boob cleavage.” >

Interesting! This is a fascinating confirmation of my hunch. >

I have been diagnosed with dementia. >

You know damn well that this is a common bug on reddit. >

Perhaps he forgot >

True. Also, 
GitHub.com/MOABdali/MegaCheckers >

This will make a fine addition to my collection >

This was from before I became a "professional coder".  I'm a bit better now, so I've begun working on the game from scratch now, utilizing less spaghetti code. >

It’s not necessarily more risqué, but it certainly is more risky. One sudden movement and it’s over 😭 >

You mean under, right? >

No, the cover is over. >

Yeah but the part of boob is under, tis a joke >

Tits a joke? >

Ayyyy >

How many times have you seen someone's tits fall out a normal cleavage? Coz I haven't? But have you ever seen a girl with an underboob shirt lift her arms? Tits come flying out >

I used to work as an airport security screener and had one girl wearing a suuuper cropped shirt want to use the full body scanner instead of getting a pat down. As soon as she put her arms above her head, all tit was out >

What was her reaction? >

She didn't even notice at first. And when I was like, "girl your tatas are out", she kinda just shrugged and was like "oops" >

She knew and just played dumb. But nice >

OP missed the assault rifle and RPG in the waistband. >

rookie mistake >

gotta love the underboob.  the sight of it is guaranteed to improve your day. >

Unless you're at Walmart, and they're hanging over a belt >

Yeah but still >

Once you’ve seen one pair… you wanna see every pair.

Ron White >

"Gotta see 'em all! Underboob!" >

Underboobs often comes with a visible tummy. 
It's a great combo. >

There a sub for that? Asking for me. >

There is definitely an underboob subreddit. >

There are at least two. >

Left and right? >

They’re usually a little more gradually sloping at the top, allowing for a bit more plausible deniability of exactly where they start. At the bottom it’s bam. >

Under is closer to the nipple so I feel that makes it more risqué. >

Not when you’re 40 >

oh yea gimme some of that granny underboob.
She's showing underboob cleavage, but its a normal XL shirt >

Granny? At 40? >

Imagine you have a kid at 20. And that kid has a kid at 20. How old are?
Now have you ever met anyone that had a kid BEFORE 20?... I bet you have. >

I know it’s technically possible to be a granny at 40. The vast majority of 40 year olds are not grandmothers however. I’m 40, husband is 43, our kids are 6. >

Lol well I'm about to hit 37. I know what you're saying. I'm just saying. Lots of grandparents across the globe are our age. >

It does, under boob makes me far hornier than regular cleavage >

Same, side boob and top boob are regular everyday occurrences. They have become somewhat played out. You can go to a church and you may see some top boob.
Under boob is a treat. An occasion. Something special >


You can go to a church and you may see some top boob.

I'm ready for conversion. Will there be a test of some sort? >

There's a wet t-shirt contest >

Probably just normalization. Top-of-boob is extremely common whereas bottom-of-boob is more difficulty and so more rare. >

Under boob cleavage basically shows that it’s not a bra doing the work and they really ARE that perky/voluminous. Plus lol it’s seen less so is just that more hot. >

I would like to break the illusion here, I'm so so sorry. 
We have a thing called boob tape... It's a miracle wardrobe item. It 100% can give you perky underboob illusion. 
Source: am girl >

What...you totally left out side-boob exposure?  Now I'll have to go for a shower myself and give this topic some serious thought. >

Underboob cleavage is like dogs watching you eat food waiting for you to drop some. Regular cleavage is dogs seeing food on the counter and knowing they're not allowed up there. >

Under boob and no bra… oh my gawd. What a time to be alive man. >

Man, Dr. Károly Zsolnai-Fehér is really branching out. >

Under-boob is 1 abrupt movement away from full titties. Normal cleavage needs a full handstand for that. >

Side, under, top are all OK to be seen these days.  My conclusion is ladies who want to show off should just put some pasties on and be done it. >

Yeah, agreed. Culturally, we’ve created a fetish out of boobs by forcing them to be concealed. It’s a feedback loop… they’re sexualized because they’re hidden, and they’re hidden because they’re sexualized. Gotta break the cycle. >

Why would you want to take some of the magic out of life?! >

To show underboob, you’ve got to have your belly out too, no? >

Not unless you cut out a little window in your shirt >

Underboob windows are possibly the best thing >

This is called Australian cleavage.
Because it is from down unda >

Underboob usually means the entire torso is exposed while regular cleavage is just a few inches of chest and neck. >

Underboob is more provocative imo.. depending on the occasion it can br very sexy. >

You typically only see the bottom of the boob when you can see the entire boob, so that's why I think it's so much more alluring. Way less common to see without also seeing a nipple. >

Swimsuit vs underwear. Same amount if skin, but one is scandalous for people. Logic. >

Swimsuit vs underwear is more about the situation, not the amout of skin showing >

Also they wildly different type of fabric.
It's not much different than wearing a speedo becomes wildly less acceptable the further from water you get >

"Fred, why the fuck are you wearing a speedo? You are a fucking bank manager. Act like one." >

but u r less like to accidentally flash someone if u just have upper boob cleavage rather than lower >

I’m still waiting for ball cleavage to be a thing. Let’s rattle the nest a bit. >

I think because it feels FAR less secure than “top cleavage”. Like one upward moving breeze and you’re fucked >

Heh >

Usually when you see underboob, its because much more of the stomach area and stuff is exposed. As opposed to regular cleavage which can be accomplished in most regular shirts.
Also, it's sort of hard to fake underboob size and shape, but it's pretty easy to do so with your garden variety cleavage. >

Man, freshman year of highschool I took biology. My lab partner was this sophmore hippy chick. more often than not she wore crop tops with no bra. She would stretch by raising her arms way over her head like a dozen times per class and the underboob was glorious. good times. >

Wait, what school did you go to that girls could wear crop tops?? We couldn’t even show shoulders at mine lol. >

It was the early 90's in public school. Times were different I guess. >

Even in the 90's public school in the south our shorts had to all the way to the knee, no sleeveless tops....even in grade school which I find fucking ridiculous. Little kids should be able to wear what makes them most comfortable. I hated those troublesome sleeves! Even now, as a grown woman I wear sleeveless tees almost as much as Mac in "It's Always Sunny...." I'm wearing my Prancing Pony pub sleeveless tee now! >

They are absolutely NOT the same. Underboob any day. Im also partial to side-tit >

I hate Anton levay, but he calls this The Law of the Forbidden. >

any woman can look good with top cleavage.   only a special few can pull off bottom cleavage >

A few?   Oh, friend.
There are over 350,000 plumbers represented by the United Association of Journeymen and Apprentices of the Plumbing and Pipefitting Industry of US and Canada! >

I only read one mention of side boob.. with side boob, under boob, and cleavage I almost have a complete picture. >

You just reminded me of Channon's nipple window outfit in Transmetropolitan. >

Its because most of the time you can only see the underboob when there's nothing covering their entire midriff. In other words: practically naked >

You need nice boobs for under cleavage. For top cleavage you can fake it pretty easy these days. 
Also you need great abs. 
Thtas why its not so common. >

Underbutt cleavage is one of the weird ones for me, seeings chick in a bikini is nbd but short shorts so short there is a hint of butt cheek curve, so hawt. Same butt, different setting, makes all the difference, dunno why. >

I think it's hotter look & more realistic for every shape & size to look flattering. Love underboob. 🤙 >

Underboob is the only case of potential energy working in practice >

We don't see underboob on a daily basis, so it's the excitement of different even though it's not that different. >

One has crumbs the other gets sweaty. Both are salty I guess >

Underboob is much more risqué, because then you’ll see my undernipple. >

Underboob cleavage is called neathage. Learned this from a radio show billboard after the palms casino got in hot water for showing underboob on their billboard in 2004. >

Why are people appalled at plumber butt, but adore cleavage. Looks exactly the same. >

Doesn’t smell the same. >

I speak as a member of the itty bitty titty committee.. I can definitely successfully pull off the under boob cleavage no problem!! ...Although that regular cleavage stuff is definitely a whole other ball game! >

When I was a teenager, I was working with a friend at a local department store. We were walking along and a woman passed us with fairly generous underboob. I started to say, "Did you.." and he stopped me and said, "Yes. Shut up" and we kept going. As teenage boys, it was simply too much. We both just kinda shut down for a while. It was a horny zen moment. >

You don’t see them as frequently so they’re super intriguing >

I'm still fighting for men's rights to show the top of our testicles. Stay strong men, we will get our day in the sun or better yet our testicles will get their day in the sun >

where does side-boob fall in the pantheon of breast visibility? asking for science. >

Over < Side < Under. >

If we all wear knee and elbow pads. In a few 100 years or less even. Knees and elbows will become an aphrodisiac. 
Something to take into account. We want what we can’t have. 
This is my big argument on drug addiction and that most of addiction stems from the scarcity of drug supply. It’s not like Starbucks where you can get your CNS most times of the day and if Starbucks is close, gas stations got the back up for you CNS. >

What is CNS? I genuinely don't know. >

Central Nervous Stimulants
Examples:
Cocaine
Meth
Caffeine
Amphetamines >

There's a complete lack of appreciation for the under-boob in modern society. >

Idk man I can get a lot more boob details from under boob. You can kinda tell the size of the boobs from traditional cleavage. But under boob gives so much more info. Are they perky? Do they hang nicely? Are they centered or off to the sides? Are the nipples huge? All of these questions are answered. >

Underboob means no bra which drives our animalistic instincts, normal cleavage can be the result of a push up bra >

I assume it's because of gravity.
Underboob has the rounded look that's in right now. The fake boob perky look.
Top cleavage can with a good bra but gravity guarantees that nice round underboob. >

I disagree completely. Tell the girl with under boob and the girl with normal cleavage to jump up and down and notice who slips out first. >

The answer would be me.  I'd slip out first. >

Okay, I’m a woman and I do not know what what under-boob cleavage is 😂Someone please explain! My assumption is that it is cleavage that is some how developed from wearing like a tube top or something? Am I right? Lol >

I’m a woman also. It’s the under-crease of your boob that sweats when you are working out because your sports bra gets all crinkled up under there. The boob-part where the wire of an underwire bra digs in. Peeps here are lovingly expounding the virtues of that crease when the girls are untethered. >

Under boob shows more accurately the shape/quality of the boob… even the worst boobs can create misleading cleavage >

I love underboon. As others have pointed out, it's a less common sight, so it's more of a treat. >

Kinda like side boob >

Don't even get me started on the occasional nipple sighting. >

....... because cleavage to at least some extent is frequently on display. I'm just a b-cup and the right bra will push up enough cleavage that I wouldn't wear the shirt to work but would have no issue wearing to publically like to dinner with family or friends.
But when do you ever see underboob publically outside perhaps a club? Swimming...? It's going to feel naughtier because it's so much rarer to see. >

The answer is gravity. More likely for them to fall out and be completely exposed. >

Depending on the time of month, they be at equilibrium and its awesome. >

Underboob IS risqué because sometimes there are things under the underboob that are not pleasant >

Can't quite picture it in my head, can you provide examples please? >

This is like saying wine in a box is the same as wine in a bottle. >

I think it’s just normally it’s covered so it’s the scarcity that makes it hot. >

Thank you… I almost forgot  how much I love the word underboob >

Under boob also implies things. You normally only see it when she’s on top. Look down. It’s more intimate imo. >

I really love side-under-boob cleavage viewed from the back… growl >

The UnderBoob Doesn't Lie! On a completely different level than the typical cleave most see on a daily basis 
Think about it! >

Probably because under-boob cleavage is typically caused by women wearing very short shirts with no bra, exposing their entire belly and showing the world that they are braless. They might as well wear a hand towel around their neck. Surely there are some shirts or dresses out there with designs that emphasize under-boob cleavage without the lady showing as much skin as the aforementioned scenario, but I think those are very rare. In fact, they’re so rare, I’ve never seen one. >

Under boob cleavage is hotter because you can tell they are perky af >

I'm not convinced. I'll do some research and get back to you. >

Under-boob cleavage is only on some risqué clothing. Gotta be showin belly >

I don't understand how you're right and wrong at the same time. >

Pasties are the same both and they are illegal in most places. 
People’s thoughts on women’s bodies are not based in logic at all. >

That’s why I wear pasties. Full circular cleavage without exposing the juiciest pieces like a couple of Dutch apple pies on my chest, the crumble is only the beginning >

Clothes can go down but rarely crawl up by accident. Does that make sense? >

I never thought about that, but its very accurate, although I have very small boobs, so theres barely any cleavage anyways 😅 >

That's what à french correcteur orthographique does to à mamanbaiseur >

Megacon 2001 and the girl working the Troma booth  will probably be seared into my memory for eternity for exactly this reason. >

Breasts does have a tendency to sag due to weight so there is always a risk of a slip if you are not careful or have no proper support. >

Under boob and under ass in cut off Jean shorts and cut off T- shirt a la Daisy Duke is where it’s at.  And now I must excuse myself. >

It feels more risque because there was already cleavage to show off your breasts and still managed to find another way to show even more. If you see someone actively trying to show the boobs, take it for what it is, someone risque wanting to show boobs. >

Let’s face it. Most guys are from the dark ages. They’re caveman. They like a woman to be showing her cleavage and under boob cleavage. But for me, a woman looks best when she is just absolutely naked. >

You are categorically seeing more skin if you are getting under boob. >

I have this Bikini that shows a lot of under boob. I thought it was sexy. I asked my (then) BF if he likes it and wanted me to wear it. He said NO! He didn’t think it was a sexy as my regular small triangle shaped (on each boob) bikini 👙 top. My Girlfriends came to visit and we were going to the beach and I put on the under boob bikini top and they said “No! That’s too sexy!l”. >

Whenever I see underboob cleavage all I can think about is boob sweat…😝maybe that’s because “underboob” is the armpit of the boobs… >

I've honestly found it way more intoxicating for not only myself but the woman when my tongue has found its way to the underboob versus the overboob. 
But you can't start that way. Gotta warm up to it.
Wait till yall are both a little sweaty.
Then show her how much you appreciate the *entirety" of her body regardless of its sweatiness or condition. >

Underboob is just more honest, you know there’s no lies and deception there >

Under boob cleavage is illegal in my city (in California). It is in the ordinance prohibiting women being topless in public.