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You're probably medium rare by the time fall rolls around, not that fall is any cooler than summer is. Winter feels like late spring or early fall for that matter.
Weirdo, heres my upvote. >

Now fart when you’re inside the car >

Not if your a.c. doesn't work and the southern US heat and humidity is baking you like a potato. >

That southern heat is different >

Then you get branded by your seat belt buckle, it's the worst. >

Nahhh I get branded by my leather seats that have been roasting in the sun all day