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Don’t get me wrong, Democrats are annoying as shit, but Republicans are straight up evil. They dream up the sickest shit and then claim the Democrats must be doing it if they loose, but really they’re the only ones thinking about it.  This behavior is across the board diabolical.
She realized it was impossible to get 23 people to like her husband enough to vote for him. >

She should have asked his mistresses. >

She tried, the boys said no >

She tried but they arent old enough to vote >

She tried, but it was illegal, so she tried again. >

After the second time she tried to crawl through the window, she was shot by an American hero. >

"say her name."
"Traitor McTraitorFace" >

She tried, but they oinked in disapproval >

so by previously established precedent she should be facing 115 years in jail, right? right? >

I assume you're talking about this person, who had the audacity, as a black woman, to cast a provisional ballot that was never counted? >


I assume you're talking about this person, who had the audacity, as a black woman, to cast a provisional ballot that was never counted?

No, not Mason who followed poll worker advice, immigrant woman Ortega who followed poll worker and her parole officer's advice to vote because it's a civic responsibility and submitted a provisional ballot, and her reward for voting republican was 8 years in prison. >

I mean, these cases are different. 
Rosa Ortega cast several regular ballots after incorrectly (fraudulently) certifying that she was eligible to do so.
Crystal Mason cast a provisional ballot with the help of an election official because she was not certain if she was eligible to vote
I personally don't believe that either of these cases warrant prison time, but there's a pretty significant difference in the two. Provisional ballots literally exist for these edge cases where validity or whatever is in question. You take the provisional ballot and, if after extra scrutiny it checks out, it's added to the tally. 
Ortega lied about being a citizen to vote. The notion that she was following advice of a parole officer to do so is news to me; source? >

Oh no. Intentional voter fraud really should carry heinous amounts of prison time. Not doing so undermines the importance of one of the core tenets of our country. >

tenets >

Edited, with my thanks 🤙 >

You're welcome, but it's "tenets," not "tenents." >

OMG, this is why I shouldn't Reddit before coffee🤦 >

Put some whiskey in that coffee >

Yes a whole Lotta voter fraud has been showing up lately, and they confirm yet again that Republican accusations are Republican confessions >

I think it's not just that their confessions, but also convenient excuses. Half the time Trump spoke about it, he spoke about it in some reverant manner almost like he was asking people to cheat for him.
And of course, there's the who actually directly asking people to cheat for him. >

Yea. I mean he did say go out and vote multiple times. If the system is fine it should catch it or something to that effect.
Telling people to literally commit voter fraud. Getting caught and then saying "Oh. I was just making sure the system worked" DOES NOT GET YOU OUT CHARGES. >

When I showed my qanon dad the clip of trump telling people to vote twice, he said I simply don't understand Trump's incredible sense of humor.  Sure, that must be it >

Ask him to explain the joke >

That's the best response I've learned in the last year >

It also works well with racist and sexist jokes.
Most jokes fall flat when you have to explain it. But there is always is an awkwardness when they have to explain those types. >

I went to a college where 90% of the student body was Mormon. My frie ds and classmates knew I wasn't. They knew that I'd have a beer or two once in a while.
Sometimes at parties, I'd randomly put my arm over a guy's shoulder and casually go "you know... After 3 beers... I'm gay". Usually when I made the joke, I hadn't even had anything to drink! 
It was funny because (a) they were all homophobic and (b) they don't know how alcohol works..... So the joke was in catching these sober celibate homophobes off Guard.
After I moved to California, I did that at a party. And the dude goes "oh, well... I AM gay... Do you, uh.. Wanna get outta here?"
To which I replied "oh, uh.. No, that's just a joke..."
He asked: why is that funny?
I still maintain that it was at least a little funny to put homophobic anti-alcohol types on edge... But when that guy asked me "why is that funny?", I shrunk into a hole of shame. I don't make jokes like that anymore.
Edit: spelling >

I mean, it's kind of funny to make unreasonable people uncomfortable due to their unreasonableness.  Or if it's not strictly funny I can see how it would at least be fun for you, but yeah, you've got to know your audience. 
You went from making fun of people's homophobia to making a homophobic joke really quickly, without changing anything other than the audience. Context makes all the difference. >


You went from making fun of people's homophobia to making a homophobic joke really quickly, without changing anything other than the audience. Context makes all the difference.

That’s legit pretty deep. >

Trying to give Ginni Thomas a run for her money, ain’t she? >

In Iowa, Kim Phuong Taylor - wife of newly elected county official Jeremy Taylor, Republican - is facing 52 counts of voter fraud related to both her husband's successful current campaign and to his failed 2020 congressional campaign...

Anyway, I scrolled this far just to find a name for these misdeeds - and the first name that I find is Ginni Thomas!
Yet I'm strangely okay with it... >

LMAO... Did she also claim she was a cheerleader at Harvard? >

No but W. Bush was at Yale. >

So was George Santos! >

George Santos was spanked by Grover Cleveland on two non consecutive occasions. >

Did I ever tell you about the time I went horseback riding with George Santos but there weren’t any horses around? Well, Santos throws a saddle on my back and rides me around Wyoming for three days. Well, wouldn’t you know it, my stamina increases with each day and I develop tremendous leg muscles. So anyway, Santos decides to enter me in the Breeders’ Cup, right, under the name Turkish Delight. And I’m running in second place, and I’m running and I break my ankle! They’re about to shoot me. Then someone from the crowd yells out, God bless him, ‘Don’t shoot him, he’s a human.'” >

Did I ever tell you about the time George Santos showed up at my daughter’s wedding? You know my daughter, she’s a beautiful girl. Well, Santos shows up and you know he’s a big fella. Well, he’s standing right between me and my daughter at the ceremony. He’s got no right to be there, but he’s drunk and he’s Santos. Well, long story short, the priest accidentally marries me and Santos. We spend the weekend in the Poconos — he loved me like I’ve never been loved before. >

I once saw George Santos scissor kick Angela Landsbury! >

Not  a chance. Angela would have castrated him with the buckle on her pocketbook, and fed him his balls from a paper cup >

R/conservative should be up in arms about the blatant voter fraud, right?? >

I'll bet the posts over there focus on "oh suddenly the libs care about voter fraud! They only care when it's a Republican!" 
Falsely implying that Dems actually probably do way more of it but nobody gets arrested or makes headlines unless it's a R. >

Doesn’t even show up over there >

Somebody do a Stephen Colbert and post it with an outraged "the libs are after us" comment and see what happens. >

Always projection with the voter fraud bullshit >

That's right. Whatever they accuse someone else of doing, you know they did it. >

That’s why all these kid grooming accusations are so alarming >

Also the fact that Republicans are the only people keeping child marriage legal in the US.  Several states have tried to set minimum ages for marriage, but Republicans block them every time. >

"We found the voter fraud! Oh, wait. It was a Republican. False alarm! Nothing to see here!"
Dinesh D'Souza >

Seriously, I want to be objective here. Are there any, legitimate cases of democrat voter fraud?  I haven’t seen even one. It’s always a republican. Am I in a bubble? >

Over the millions of people who voted? Yeah probably a few but I don't think they ever make the news. Republicans who do it make the news because they always do it while simultaneously saying its the Dems who do the fraud. >

Friendly reminder:
After the 2016 election - where Trump claimed "massive voter fraud" led to him losing the popular vote - he empaneled a blue ribbon commission to root out all the "massive voter fraud."
Not long after, the "we're totes gonna go after voter fraud" panel quietly disbanded after finding (checks notes) nothing.
People who wanted very badly to find voter fraud found none.  This was a precursor to the "Cyber Ninjas" case here in AZ where a dedicated voter fraud conspiracy theorist got the legislature to spend millions of dollars to find...
spoiler alert...
Not a goddamned thing. >

The fact that we're seeing Republicans committing voter fraud, I start to question Republican backed investigations that find nothing.
Did they actually find nothing, or were they only looking at votes that weren't for them? >

Why do you think the aforementioned voter fraud commission got disbanded so fast ? >

It’s literally always Republicans, every time >

Not every time....but definitely the vast majority of the time, or it sure fucking seems that way lol >

I need to see evidence of fraudulent votes in the Democratic side. Not an assumption >

I recall reading about 1.  They caught her, so the system worked. >

Ah, one. There you have it everyone. They found one democrat. >

Yes, it is overwhelmingly  committed by Republicans.