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This headline should generate at least a week's worth of late-night monologue jokes.
There’s no way this sticks.  Everyone knows Michael Bay can’t hit a mark. >

I can't wait for the film to come out 'The Pigeon Killer' >

Avian Assassin, you say? >

Absent a 4-second clip with 11 cuts from seven different cameras of this pigeon allegedly being killed, I am going to have to say "Not Guilty". >

He killed it with a CGI explosion.