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Tits a joke?
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Underboob implies the possibility of gravity making it full boob >

Yeah, underboob carries a much higher risk of loss of containment. >

and then you get a warp core breach. >

Stop it, you're overloading my PPS conduits >

Sounds like someone needs to scrub their plasma manifolds >

Let me know if Dax is available >

Kurzon? >

No, I blame him for Jadzia's death lol >

Jadzia dies!? >

Depends on your definition of "dies" >

it defines the actual shape of the breast. 
Also, it’s less common to see. Calves used to be risqué at one time. >

Yeah baby, show us that ankle
-Victorian Era bros probably >

Fun fact: table "legs" were deemed potentially too arousing, hence the development of the table skirt.
Victorian's were fucking weird. >

Well TIL
thank you for that fun fact. I couldn't agree more with your take on Victorians >

Victorians turned out to be almost as hypocritical about sex as Puritans. >

They just had a national public shame kink >

As opposed to Puritans, who were limited to public shaming only in Massachusetts. >

When I say public shaming I don't mean individuals. I mean in both Victorian England and Puritan Massachusetts a religious leader would get up and tell people that humans were disgusting, sinful creatures. Everybody would enthusiastically agree, and participate in abstinence activities. Then, once they were behind closed doors they'd begin furiously fucking and/or masturbating because getting called disgusting and sinful turned them on. And we let that culture make all our rules.
"Oh yeah daddy, my whole species is a bunch of barely restrained sex fiends. Now tell me I'm going to Hell unless I do what you claim that book I can't read says." >

Fair point. Restricting access to what people generally like (sex, drugs (and alcohol) and rock ‘n roll) has worked so well, historically speaking. >

Gene Roddenberry once said that when designing costumes for the original Star Trek back in the late 1960s, network censors allowed some top cleavage but forbade - to use your term - “under-boob cleavage.” >

Interesting! This is a fascinating confirmation of my hunch. >

I have been diagnosed with dementia. >

You know damn well that this is a common bug on reddit. >

Perhaps he forgot >

True. Also, 
GitHub.com/MOABdali/MegaCheckers >

This will make a fine addition to my collection >

This was from before I became a "professional coder".  I'm a bit better now, so I've begun working on the game from scratch now, utilizing less spaghetti code. >

It’s not necessarily more risqué, but it certainly is more risky. One sudden movement and it’s over 😭 >

You mean under, right? >

No, the cover is over. >

Yeah but the part of boob is under, tis a joke