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This is kind of ridiculously as many of these cities are overtaken by pigeons. Some official just wanted to meet the guy.
There’s no way this sticks.  Everyone knows Michael Bay can’t hit a mark. >

I can't wait for the film to come out 'The Pigeon Killer' >

Avian Assassin, you say? >

Absent a 4-second clip with 11 cuts from seven different cameras of this pigeon allegedly being killed, I am going to have to say "Not Guilty". >

He killed it with a CGI explosion. >

This headline should generate at least a week's worth of late-night monologue jokes. >

Because a dolly accidently killed it. For real? Sounds petty to me, I seriously doubt anyone intended on killing an innocent animal. >

Yup nobody in the history of ever has ever killed an innocent animal for any reason. >

- Randy Johnson enters the chat
Warning: Real exploding bird >

Self-defence. >

Priests have done worse in Italy >

We had a pact! >

But it's not against any religion to want to dispose of a pigeon! >

Did the bird explode? >

The pigeon was not blown up; therefore it couldn’t have been Michael Bay >

Denies everything, yet seen eating fried chicken on multiple occasions.