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I guess when your incapable of fighting this is the end result 🤷
Very sorry, was mistake.  We thought we join European Convention for Frightening Corruption. >

"I am the corruption!" -Vladdi Putti >

Senator Poopatin >

I think it was lost in translation why they joined in the first place. They were looking for tips and ideas. >

Maybe they thought it was the convention on fighting, corruption. >

WORKS ON CONTINGENCY
No money down! >

Don’t let the grenade blow your face off on the way out… >

“Do not worry comrade! This is not actual grenade, it is rock painted to look like grenade. I sold actual grenade for vodka money!” >

"Comrade be happy! I intercepted your shipment of vodka and replaced with health water! I did for your health and totally not related to my new yacht" >

There used to be a saying that if Russia was competing in World Championships in Corruption then they would come second place after selling the first place to Venezuela. >

That's excellent news for the west. Massive, systemic Russian corruption has been perhaps the greatest factor in its military failures in Ukraine and its abject humiliation on the world stage to this point. >

I had no idea they'd even signed up and it must have been toothless considering the systemic Russian corruption that has accelerated under Putin. >

I'm surprised they're even a member to begin with. >

This is like Gus Fring supporting the DEA >

Exactly. Future headline: “The European Concention on Corruption can report that 2023 has seen the sharpest decline in corruption within it’s scope since the council was founded.” >

To be fair, their war on corruption is over. Corruption won a long time ago. >

Why were they a member in the first place? >

To find out who was open to bribes in Europe. >

“Russia Ready to Withdraw-“
gasp
“-from European Convention on Fighting Corruption”
sigh >

There is no more money to steal from the people. >

Sure there is. I remember watching reports of people waiting in bread lines for hours all across Russia in the 80's. They're not there yet. A few more years of this tho... >

Make sure to use the window and not the door on ya way out little man >

Or as they call it in Russia: “a promotion!” >

Maybe next they'll pull out of the convention for not murdering innocent people. >

Their leader is in hiding and persona non grata on most continents. Travel not really advisable. >

They probably view it as a personal attack. >

Just like south park and sarcastiball, is Russia trying to gaslight sarcasm or redefine irony. Anyways fuck Russia the terrorist state of shit >

I'm surprised to hear they were a member to begin with. Russia is the world champion of corruption much to Nigeria's annoyance. >

ROTFLMAO!  
The Russians are fighting outside their weight class :) >

This is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 74%. (I'm a bot)


Russia is gearing up to end its participation in the European Convention on fighting corruption in response to the decision to restrict Moscow's participation in the Council of Europe.
The Council of Europe, an international organization that focuses on the promotion of democracy and human rights, suspended Russia's participation in March, 2022, shortly after Russia launched what it calls a "Special military operation" in Ukraine on February 24, 2022.
Russia ceased to be a Party to the European Convention on Human Rights on 16 September 2022.


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Were they on the commission just to give corruption a face? >

What a shock >

Now the Russian government might become corrupt. >

Russia: We are withdrawing from...
Everyone: Great, whatever, get the fuck out.
Edit: Oh! I get it: They're bidding for a world cup. >

Russia should just withdraw from europe. I'm sure EU would happily fund the moat. >

"Lol," replied Europe. "Lmao." >

Oh, but who shall stand up for corruption now?! >

Good.  Russia is so corrupted anyhow.  I'm surprised it was still there. >

Russia is the reason the convention exists. >

Russia is basically a mafia state run by a dictator. The corruption runs so deep and throughout everything that ordinary people expect it as a part of doing business. >

No, it’s much, much worse. Russia exerts immense amounts of money to fund, create and amplify badness in almost all other states. 
That’s not part and parcel of being a mafia state with a dictator. It’s on top. >

Exactly this. Life in all European countries would be so much less miserable on so many fields if not Russia as it is today.
There are two methods of strengthening your state: improve yourself or weaken all others. Russia was chosing the second throughout its whole history. >

Me reading:
"Russie Ready to Withdraw" ...
Me: UH, Russia withdrawing? Good news today? How could this happen?
"... from European Convention on Fighting Corruption"
Me: Ah, OK, same old Russia... >

Can’t be fighting everything…. >

Lookout, we got a badass over here. >

That's ok. They weren't fighting it anyway. >

"We're ready to tell the world that we don't care about corruption" >

gives a whole new meaning to 'coming out' >

Don't let the door hit you on the way out. >

He’ll be using the window I imagine >

Withdrawal from Ukraine is better >

Well it’s hard to keep a straight face when you’re grifting the fuck out of everyone and everything >

I mean no need to lose 2 fights at the same time. >

They were IN the European Conventionon Fighting Corruption? >

They were probably only there to better determine who to bribe. >

If Russia didn't have corruption would they have any kind of government or socioeconomic system at all? >

Well past time that the mafioso government left the building... >

I guess we could bribe them into staying. >

Great. Russian corruption is one of our strongest allies against Russia. >

Taking cues from the US Republican party >

I'll believe it when it actually happens. >

In Russia, corruption fights you! >

Rim-shot. >

Like they were ever really in?  Lol >

Russia should just withdraw from planet earth, in many ways they already have just physically they're still here >

What a great accomplishment, they can be very proud of this >

They were only there to pick up some tricks of the trade. >

What a joke Russia are members in the first place >

Russia is when corruptions is so absolute, that monsters like Putin have complete power. 
It's corruption end game. >

Tragic >

Good take your corrupt asses and fuck off >

There is no Russian government. Just a gang of thugs. >

Like an addict leaving an intervention meeting. >

Cause it was doing so WELL at fighting corruption. >

Oh no! >

Oh no, they might become corrupt. >

Russia? Fighting corruption?
That's the funniest shit ever. >

Touché >

They join these things to keep them from making progress >

Russia Fights Corruption sounds like a joke today >

Putin fighting corruption is like a person who keeps slapping himself. >

Funny. >

Russia ready to withdraw 
😀
From European convention on fighting corruption 
😐 >

k >

They should have already been kicked out. >

Well… bye… >

"Russia Ready to Withdraw from European Convention on Fighting Corruption"
Is this news or comedy hour? >

They're the fucking source of it. >

Makes sense. >

Bye Фелисия! >

Vuye felisiya >

dont let them withdraw, throw them out on their ass. >

This is almost funny. >

Ummmm ok... >


Russia Ready to Withdraw

:D

from European Convention on Fighting Corruption

D: >

Byeeeeeeeee >

Its like having an oilsheick in charge of a climate sumit >

Why would Russia want to fight corruption in the first place when it runs on corruption entirely? >

They were probably only there to make sure it was ineffective, anyway. >

I mean, at this point, just eject them from the group. >

Big Bad Wolf ready to withdraw from International Convention on Sheep Safety. >

They are criminals anyway >

One of the most statecorrupted men in history. Cant wait to hear about it after his sigarette incident. >

Oh no…… >

Bye, Falishia! >

Probably best they keep every diplomatic channel open they have so they can retain some tether to reality. >

There is no stopping us now- Russian proverb >

Such an expected news >

Why is this reposted every day like it's a big deal? The fact that russia even was part if that convention sounds like a joke. >

What where they doing there in the first place? Lol. >

One Russia isn’t really “European” two they’re corrupt as fuck. Who thought it was a good idea for them to be on this commission anyway lol >

The joke is that they were even a part of that. >

With Russia it was always just window dressing. >

I cant even… >

Oh no! Anyways. >

Guess they finally realized that THEY are the corruption 
Lost cause. Russia needs to end as a nation.  Break up into smaller countries and stay that way where they cant do any more harm.
Also putin needs to fall "accidentally" under 10 or so trucks. >

Shocking 😲 >

Russia withdrawals, corruption in Member nations drops 95%. >

(the audience laughs) >

Corruption? Completed it mate. >

Ruzzia should start their own convention, Putin reinvented corruption in the last 20 years after all…… !! He perfect the art of corruption >

Hey if the GOP can do it, then why can’t I? >

Wait, no, don't go...