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Even the wildlife is on Ukraine’s side!!
Can’t believe the Beaver Nation has officially begun sending aid to Ukraine. >

Oregon sends their very best. >

Canada sends a cease and desist letter. >

The Beaver Coalition supports all avenues of support for Ukraine. We are all beavers on this blessed day >

If a division of hokey players take back a village we can only assume Canada is an active participant in the war. >

That sounds like the plot of a made for Canadian TV action movie >

Yes please.
I don't care how bad it is, I'll still watch it. >

You'd think the russian military would know about swampy ground better than most. >

All we thought we knew about the mighty russian military crumbled in the last 11 months. >

I keep hearing this and I want to believe it, but how much longer can they throw citizens at a wall of bullets? >

Well the crazy thing is Putin days could be numbered. He could lose his power base by showering Russia in defeat after defeat in Ukraine. I'm not saying it will happen but if this continues he could be ousted within the year.
But Russia can throw many more I think. We have yet to see any offensive from the partial mobilisation last fall. >

They're using the untrained conscripts as Ukrainian location detectors. Then sending in the trained troops. >

Ukraine has the manpower and willpower to do the meat grinder approach too (at least for a time), as long as the west keeps backing Ukraine i reckon there's basically nothing putin can do short of total war to win. >

Putin was hoping for a red tide in the midterms in America. Now he's hoping he can last until the next elections or somehow find more moles in the dems to vote to end Ukrainian support. Sadly the longer this war is drawn out the more Ukrainians suffer and die. Massive support needs to be piled on Ukraine so that a big move can be made to hopefully end this rather than draw it out. >

Luckily for Ukraine the US isn’t the only one sending weapons. Sure they’re leading, but I’m sure Germany, UK, France, etc would step up even more in that case >

They're not just leading, they're supplying more than the rest of the west combined, including most of the gamechangers (Javelin, HIMARS, soon to be Patriot, etc). It would take a MASSIVE increase in commitment from the rest of NATO to make up for the shortfall if America pulled its support >

I know comparatively Poland has only been a small amount of the aid provided to Ukraine, but when you take the percentage of their national budget being spent to help Ukraine, they lead the pack.
NATO has been way too reliant on the US for too long, so the US ends up doing the vastly larger portion of this kind of stuff, but I always want to acknowledge just how awesome Poland is being through all of this.
And their fellowship towards refugees has been absolutely amazing. >

It’s crazy to think that there is an animal that sees running water and just thinks “well we can’t have that on my watch” >

Actually, beavers have really poor eyesight, so they find running water by sound. If you play a speaker with running water somewhere near a beaver dam, they'll come and pile wood on it until you turn it off. >

So you're saying if I need firewood I can play a water stream sound and they'll bring it to me??? >

As Microtic sat back contemplating his Beaver work force, like a movie running on his eyelids, a smile started to spread over his face. >

"did you build a beaver dam around the sewage treatment plant?" Dumbledore asked calmly. >

Beavers are awesome critters.
A few years ago when Colorado had those massive wildfires. They did some aerial pictures of the affected areas. In the middle of the black trees and ashes were these pockets of green. There were the areas the beavers had settled. 
Because they had damned up the creeks, it caused all those areas to get marshy and resist the fires that raged around them. >

That was so bad. I moved to northern CO two weeks before the Cameron Peak fire started. It got within 4 miles of us at the end. The sky would be almost pitch black in the middle of the afternoon from smoke. For those out of the loop, this was Colorado's largest recorded wildfire at almost 220,000 acres. The only thing that stopped it was a freak, massive early season snowstorm. It was the most apocalyptic looking thing I've ever seen in my life
Edit:  Here are some pics I took of it.  Both were snapped sometime in the middle of the afternoon.  Pic1.  Pic2 >

I live in Southern Oregon and we get some terrible wildfires here too. When they are really close and really big, it looks like Modor outside. The sky is dark at  noon, smoke gets in everywhere, there is an orange glow at night and burning embers fall from the sky.   Most mornings you wake up and your car looks like it snowed but its a thick layer of ash. >

The fuck going on up there in Oregon? Crazy to hear others talk about what would seem like the end of the world for my region so nonchalantly. >

Because wildfires are a yearly thing and 90% of the time, its just smoke in the valleys that looks like fog, smells like a camp fire and its not that big of a big deal. LOL  You just get used to wildfires in the summers. Unless you are in the evac zones for a fire, they are just a minor inconvenience. >

We slap our tails in salute to you, Beaver. >


Shoot the beavers.
Putin >

First they came for the raccoons and I said nothing, because I was not a raccoon. >

Then the L'otters were shoot on sight and I said nothing, because I was not a L'otter. >

Then they started hunting weasels and I said nothing, because I'm not a weasel. >

When they came for the beavers, I was alone with no one left to speak for me. >

If they hurt the Bucees beaver I think we should retaliate with nuclear annihilation >

I was WAITING for this comment. LMAO >

So, the list of military powers in this war looks like this now (in descending order):
1. The AFU
2. Joint Mechanized Farmer Brigade
3. Old ladies with sunflower seeds
4. Beaver corps
5. Russian army (formerly known as 2nd strongest in the world) >

This is starting to turn Ukraine into freaking Pandora. 
Tomorrow’s headline: packs of Ukrainian wolves maul and kill dozens of Russian invaders, sparing nearby Ukrainian soldiers. 
Next day: Ukrainian eagles mysteriously attack Russian/Iranian drones. >

There was already a report of Ukrainian bees disarming a mine by building a hive in it and filling with wax and sap. >

They're soldiers alright >

Beavers are fucking amazing animals that don’t get talked about enough. The fact that an herbivorous rodent is effectively a keystone species is insane.
I really like beavers. >

Thats no where near as insane as their buttholes smelling like vanilla. >

Excuse me? >

Beaver musk is also known as castoreum, and is an additive in a lot of stuff >

I wish you didn't tell me that. Now I have to go throw out all my groceries in the refrigerator. >

... you do know what sausage casing is traditionally made out of right? >


I've always been fascinated by sausages. It's almost mythological
to kill an animal and then mock it by sticking it in its own intestine.
Can you imagine anything worse than being stuck up your own ass?
...
That's one of our small pleasures >

IIRC, it was considered respectful to do so.
Because you use everything instead of just select parts. >

The notion that this was historically out of respect is most likely a myth. It was done because for most of history, food was fucking precious and you didn’t ever throw away anything that you could possibly gain nourishment from. The idea that you should find a way to use every part of an animal out of respect is really a kind of luxury that comes out of the abundance afforded by modern society. 
And don’t get me wrong, I’m absolutely all about that, because I love animals and the only thing I think is worse than eating meat is not using ALL of what we kill. But that moral philosophy is, again, only possible in modern times. 
Our ancestors were just hungry yo. “Shit we ate it all. What are we gonna do?” “Fuck man, let’s boil the damn bones for a couple hours. Maybe we can get something out of them.” “Mfw I just invented broth.” >

The ingenuity of it amazes me, how did we look at effectively some sort of grass seed, and end up turning it into bread!! >

I speak for the beavers.
Beaver noises
They say fuck Putin >

My beaver brethren have spoken. They are on the side of good and just. Behold their consequences >

We must awaken the Zombeavers to join their ranks. Their destined day has come.
(Hilarious B movie on Netflix, if you want really bad horror) >

.... I could go for a B movie bad horror. >

Let's dispel with this fiction that beavers don't know what they're doing.
They know exactly what they're doing. >

They actually do. Scientists have just played the recording of flowing water. For whatever reason beavers hate that sound. >

🏞🪵🦫 "This babbling brook sounds terrible, I must put an end to this incessant noise!" - Some Beaver >

And apparently those that thought that lived longer >

Or fucked earlier >

Oh, maybe the sound of running water makes them less horny >

I know I can't get in the mood if I hear a tap dripping, I need to go fix that shit immediately. >

Like this? >

It's not a coincidence that Canada's military engineers have a beaver on their cap badge. >

NATO involvement in Ukraine confirmed. WW3 already underway. >

The Associated Press published some amazing images of the work done by these humble little creatures.
Just google “beavers making everything wet” on your work laptop. >

Oh please. Searches for "Amazing Ukrainian beavers" are pretty much my entire browser history. >

Surprisingly wholesome >

Most child stars end up really messed up, but  daggatt and norbert have realy become heroes since their time at nickelodeon. >

I thought they were in Canada. >

They go whenever there is work >

the cost of living to maintain that house? I believe it >

It’s hard to beavers to pay the dam bills these days >

Now they just need some Canada gooses. >

Isn't there an international treaty in place that blocks the transfer of WMDs? >

Fun fact :
The reason Canadian Geese are so aggressive is because they have been bred like that.
During WW2, the Canadian government had a project to weaponise geese as a distraction. The plan was to breed the most agressive geese they could find and then air drop the offsprings over German lines as a disruption.
The project was obviously canceled. Distracting the enemy with angry birds might have worked but it would basically amount to sending delicious food to the enemy in the end.
So they dumped all the aggressive bred geese back in the wild.
The problem was that those geese out competed the less aggresive native geese. So we eneded up with the aggressive ones.
Source : I made this all up. >

💀 why is this so believable >

Because this plan is less dumb then pigeon guided missiles. >

Well, to be fair, that plan wasn't THAT stupid.
One balloon actually did make it to the US. It was found and kept secret because the US gov feared it might cause panic among civilians.
It would have worked. If the delivery system didn't rely on sheer luck.
Ok fine it's stupid. >

In Russian army, beaver fucks you. >

I do not want to know what happens in America. >

Even the animals are fighting Russians now, nobody likes you Russia so fuck off. >

'Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky"-Charlemagne >

"I wrote it down in my diary so that I wouldn't have to remember..." >

We have come to view the tapestries! >

The old man is dense, this is a castle isn't it? there are tapestries >

I did not have war beavers on my Ukraine bingo card. >

See? At this point the ones controling the universe are like "What haven't we tried  yet!?!" Uh beavers? "YES!! Try that!" >

Revenge for all those ushanka hats. >

Canada to send more reinforcements >

The goose is next.  You don't fuck with the goose.  If you do we send the moose. >

Sorry Moose comes first. Geese is special ops. >

Moose, beavers, and geese
.. land, sea, and air. It's a joint strike force. >

Those fat fearless Toronto raccoons gotta be useful somewhere too. >

If the beavers are engineers then the raccoons can be shock troopers. >

3000 aquatic mammals of terrain alteration >

Mashallah. >

When even the forrest animals hate you, you should finally realize that this war is wrong and go home. >

Send in the beavers! >

Leave it to beaver. >

Even the AFU 56th Beaver Regiment is fucking up them Russians. >

Nice beaver! >

Thanks, I stuffed it myself. >

Wait just a second...
Did Canada send these in secret? >

shhhhh >

r/oddlywholesome >

These timberborn updates are getting ridiculous >

Beavers are natures eco soldiers.  They help reduce forest fires and increase diversify where they build their nest/damns. >

I hope all countries start buying tactical beavers. Also great for limiting wildfires, repleneshing groundwater, increasing biodiversity and fighting climate change. >

This latest Timberborn DLC is intense >

dam the torpedoes! >

Battle Beavers! >

I've always been a fan of beavers >

The next story will be “Russia claims peace, keeping mission from Nazi beavers. “ >

“Nice beaver!” >

Thanks, I just had it stuffed >

"Let my armies be the rocks, and the trees, and the birds in the sky." >

Can someone draw a beaver in combat kit infront of a Ukraine flag. That would be nice. >

Beavers: “I’m doing my part!” >

Even nature is telling Putin to fuck off. >

And so beavers have saved mankind AGAIN and they ask for nothing in return >

The beavers of war >

Yo, I can send some beavers from Canada if the MNR is cool with that. Too many in my area, they breed like fucking rats, they have a massive damn on a creek and it floods all our properties up. There are constantly guys back there trapping them, it never ends. >

Canadian here. We can send a lot of free beaver anytime if needed! >

The Russian military is getting owned by.....checks notes....farmers and woodland creatures.  That's has got to be a major blow to their national pride. >

The west: All the advanced warfare you want. Years of research and human teamwork has brought some of the most impressive defensive capabilities beyond even our most wildest dreams.
Beavers: Stops Russian with big teeth and swampy ground. >

I can never say enough good things about a beaver. >

They know what they are doing. Never underestimate a beaver. >

Dam! They're good! >

Leave it to beavers