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🎶 it’s no good diddlin’ kids 🎶
I hear he's planning an ICO, InnocenceCoin, where you can vote in the DAO on how innocent you think he is on a scale of 1 to 10 and if you lock it up for 420 days you get 69% APR. >

OMG where do I sign up?  - average dumbass >

You joke, but if we've learned anything from the past few years it's that crypto people make absolutely incredible marks. >

Which is why I pan to launch ReputationCoin™ so people know who to trust based on staking overcollateralized crypto against NFTs that represent specific organizations or individuals for yield farming opportunities. The more crypto staked against an organization the more trustworthy they are, and the more valuable their NFT becomes. If someone rugs then the crypto staked against them gets payed out to people who have purchased ReputationCoin™ insurance.
Sign up page coming soon! Lock in your crypto now and have hard mathematical proof that you're not one of the suckers! >

I'm launching a new stablecoin - it will always be tradeable for $1 US, because I say it will
what's that? will I buy your coins for $1? hahahaha oh God no
invest today! >

Has Byenance unlocked their stablecoin yet? >

Because nothing confirms your innocence more than writing a newsletter to tell everyone you're innocent.
I wonder how long it'll be before his lawyers fire him. >

"We gotta write a song about how not guilty we are!  'Don't be guilty, it's not good to be guilty!'" >

Is this Frank Reynolds?!