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A Hawk killed a pigeon in our garden last week.
It was a completely white one too.
Absolutely insane massacre all over the place.
There’s no way this sticks.  Everyone knows Michael Bay can’t hit a mark. >

I can't wait for the film to come out 'The Pigeon Killer' >

Avian Assassin, you say? >

Absent a 4-second clip with 11 cuts from seven different cameras of this pigeon allegedly being killed, I am going to have to say "Not Guilty". >

He killed it with a CGI explosion. >

This headline should generate at least a week's worth of late-night monologue jokes. >

Because a dolly accidently killed it. For real? Sounds petty to me, I seriously doubt anyone intended on killing an innocent animal. >

Yup nobody in the history of ever has ever killed an innocent animal for any reason. >

- Randy Johnson enters the chat
Warning: Real exploding bird >

Self-defence. >

Priests have done worse in Italy >

We had a pact! >

But it's not against any religion to want to dispose of a pigeon! >

Did the bird explode? >

The pigeon was not blown up; therefore it couldn’t have been Michael Bay >

Denies everything, yet seen eating fried chicken on multiple occasions. >

This is kind of ridiculously as many of these cities are overtaken by pigeons. Some official just wanted to meet the guy. >

He should be charged with killing my childhood. >

He killed it with an asteroid.