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I literally JUST had this discussion, how random. 
What I basically deduced is that witches are old hags, therefore they don't get any action. As a result, their tits are cold and untouched 🤷🏻‍♀️ I don't make the rules lol
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Does this come from a saying or something? The only thing I can think of is someone saying "cold as tits" >

Cold as a witches tit in a brass bra >

Is this a real saying? Is this some regional thing or something? >

I've lived in multiple parts of the U.S. and it's very common >

I’ve never heard this. Grew up in NY and live in Colorado. I don’t think it’s as common as you think it is. >

Colder than a witch's tit with a brass bra. 
It's 100% a saying that exists. I've lived in Colorado, Alaska, Ohio, Washington, Arkansas, and California. It's more prominent a saying in the Midwest, but it used to get a giggle or nod before people decided to make every damn word an issue. 
Look, nobody is hating witches here, just that in a brass bra, their tits are cold. >

Oh i never said it didn't exist.  I just said it's not as common as people think it is.  I'm 36 and have never heard it before today. >

Weird. I'm 32 and I've heard it everywhere. >

I have never heard the brass bra part, just the colder than a witch's tit. Mostly California, and some TV media. >

I’m sorry what? Witch’s breasts? What the hell is this? I have never heard anyone talk about a witch’s breasts before. >

As cold as a witch's tit in a brass bra on the shady side of an iceberg >

Never heard that >

I can most assuredly say that today is definitely colder than a witch's tit , with a brass bra. 
You can no longer pretend it's not a saying, nor that you are uninformed that it exists. >

Have you seen what they wear on Halloween? It's not surprising they get cold. >

OK, stealing this >

Every witch's teat that I've encountered has been cold as all get out - which teats have you been sucking on? >

Who drinks warm milk? >

'Twas said that witches had a third nipple - for feeding blood to their familiars, or even the Devil hisself! I wouldn'a thought that one was cold... >

Can someone explain to me the context of this? I'll gladly appreciate it. >

I mean, have you seen witch titles? They are actually pretty hot. >

That's the power of magic. They look hot....but cold to touch. I didn't make the rules. 
Just kidding, but if I was going to try to imagine a sensical idea behind this saying, I'd imagine that maybe witches are inclined to be topless. Therefore, cold bewbs.