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A house has been putting up a cousin Eddie (and some other characters from the movie) on the side of the road near here for years. Its on a narrow and woodsy street, so when you drive by at night you nearly have a heart attack thinking you narrowly avoided hitting someone.
The description the dispatcher gave, which would have come from a neighbor?, After receiving the call, a dispatcher described the scene to responding officers as “a male standing outside. He is naked. He has a robe covering part of his body. He is exposing himself, and he has a hose between his legs.” Does not jive with the picture. I think we have a case of a neighbor either no sense of humor or an axe to grind. >

it's kentucky. you have a bunch of mentally compromised nimby's with sixth grade education if your lucky.  
i should know i've lived here since i was five >

Why I choose not to go too far into the wild and stick to Louisville. >

Lexington is much better than Louisville. >

except for the traffic at rush hour >

"He is naked. He has a robe covering part of his body."
I think the qualifier for naked is no clothing whatsoever. >

I'm naked right now except for the pants and shirt covering part of my body. >

I bet you’re naked under those clothes you slut! /s >

Here's an article about the Cousin Eddie display in my town and the local police.