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Near the oceans off north korea *
One of these days they are going to screw up an hit Japan. It will not go well for them. >

This would be a good time to remind Kim that Japan and US have a mutual defense agreement that commits each other to come to the others aid if attacked by a foreign nation. 
The US’ military support for defending Japan would dwarf anything we’ve seen with Ukraine. >

Japan could handle NK easy by itself >

Japan could handle China by themselves >

As long as there wasn’t a huge ground war yes. China is unproven and Japan basically is at this point now. If no ground war is involved I agree >

Yes, but Japanese military tradition, tactics, and budget was gutted for a looooong time after the obvious. Who knows if they will still be that same terrifying force. Same goes for Germany >

Ah no worries Japan’s navy is stacked >

Arms kerfuffle? Missiles. Need food aid? Missiles. No one is paying attention to your rat-fucked country? Believe it or not, missiles. >

Poor fish. >

He's like Steve Carell in Anchorman, when they're all fighting and he's just there screaming with a grenade lol >

I killed a man with a trident! >

NK is like a little kid having a tantrum, throwing his toys around. >

Thank god most of them are broken >

Do you think they have to replace all of the toys they throw away or does China give them missiles for Christmas? >

Go away little man. People have real issues and we've not time for your shenanigans. >

Pathetic that North Korea needs to test missiles that the rest of the world has had for decades. >

Not to mention, spending millions and billions on missiles when the majority of their country live in poverty and rely on foreign aid for food >

we sooo mad we gonna shoot a missle into the sea! >

Kim, the great Fish Murderer. Kim, the Plague unto the Sea. Kim, a Sea Man. >

Please pay attention to me!! >

He’s like Kanye. When he’s not being talked about, he tries to become trendy again >

Thanks North Korea for being rude. >

They're just being themselves >

Someone says something about us?
That’s a misslin’
Someone else fighting a war?
That’s a misslin’
Someone say Japan?
That’s a misslin’
Someone call glorious leader little fat boy?
That’s a misslin’ >

Into the ocean I assume lol >

"North Korea fired two ballistic missiles toward the sea off its east coast on Friday"
Yep >

Fish in those waters don't stand a chance with rocketmans multimillion dollar fishing gear. >

im just glad i dont live anywhere near n.korea or russia