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Pull out game… weak
Then fuckin do it asshole! >

Simple, just leave Ukrainian, all of it…. Done. >

And don’t forget to start pay reparations.  
It should only take about a century given the amount of damage you did(much of it unnecessary). >

Especially is they are paying in rubles. Cotton candy condensed into bricks has more value. >

Where the hell can I get cotton candy condensed into bricks!? >

Everywhere! It’s called…..candy! >

"I just want my hand to stop hurting."
- Man punching brick wall >

Actually not that complicated. It’s called a “general withdrawal order”, it is, in effect, where u withdraw your combat troops from an area. And hostilities end. I know right no one has ever thought of this before? >

I know a lot of people who swear by the withdrawal method. 
I also have nieces and nephews. >

Happy cake day. >

Russia has this mental-block of insisting to keep Donestk, Luhansk, and Crimea as the basis of any negotiation. They even told Ukraine it is the reality that Ukraine must accept. Russia has to be made to understand that a complete retreat to the pre-war borders is the new reality and it is the the only way to end the war. >

Russia is a begger state now. They don’t understand their new place. >

Cool, withdraw from Crimea and the rest of the occupied territory and start paying reparations. Seems easy enough. >

You could pull out of Ukraine tomorrow and no one would stop you, ~~pizda~~ pizdiuk. 
We're still going to arm them to the teeth an invite them into NATO.
Edit: Thanks to u/neckbeard_hater for the language lesson. >


pizda

I know what you were trying to say but the words pizdun (means "liar", derives from the word cnt), pizdiuk (lossely translatied as "cntbag", or his most popular nickname among Ukrainians and other Russian speakers, khuilo (dickhead), are more appropriate. In Russian you don't just call someone a literal c*nt. 
Thank you for coming to my ted talk >

You are the real hero! Thank you! >

I love that the world knows who the real threat is and will mock them mercilessly. >

Putin scared US for Patriot missiles and want end of war. >

All Putin has to do is fuck off. 
That's it. That's literally it. >

No, there must be reparations and punishment for war crimes too. >

That's after the war ends. 
Only thing stopping it from ending is Putin's ego. >

All talk, no action. >

He says shit like this all the time
Like how he wanted peace in Ukraine (after Russia wins)
When he says he wants the war to end he means after Russia wins
He's a dufus >

One of those wars that can be solved with a single bullet. >

Thousands upon thousands of his countrymen are dead, for no real reason. And yet he continues with this theatre.  The level of psychopathy required to conduct yourself the way Putin does is staggering to me. He has no humanity. >


Thousands upon thousands

Nearly a hundred thousand >

Then do it! >

Feel free to withdraw any time >

He's a liar and his breath stinks >

Then maybe you shouldn’t have invaded them IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!! >

All he has to do to stop the war is go and quietly kill himself. >

If only there was a single man in Russia who could withdraw all the Russian troops >

easy, withdraw.  There, I drew map for you, in crayons. >

Take the L and flee, you nazi dickhead! >

Just like his dad.... Can't pull out in time >

my cousin died in this war I wish the Ukraine spy agent would go and kill that aashole (Putin) >

Then pull out, like your father should have… >

Give the order Pooter.   The missiles and artillery are being fired from Russian soil and by Russian troops. >

I mean, just leave. >

Could be over tomorrow, cunt.... its 100% your call >

You may have misunderstood the translation.
He wants to end the war, annex entire Ukraine and continue genocide.
And to be honest, there is no war in Ukraine... /S >

What Ukraine? It's "small Russia"! There is no such thing like Ukraine! /S >

You can just like, blow the old "I give up" horn and all your dudes will go home and kiss their wives. >

"If only there was a way to pull my dick out of the beehive" 
-Man with dick in beehive, while thrusting and crying simultaneously. >

What war? He said it is special military operation all the time, Putin broken his mind again? >

Vlad, you can end it immediately.  Just issue a withdrawal order to your troops, now.  We will deal with you about reparations later. >

The Canadians came up with a really handy map of what's ruzzia and what's not ruzzia if it helps. >

Yes, but his pull out game is weak so... >

Then he should leave and resign his position. >

I'm not stopping him. >

I think winter has got the stopwatch going >

If only there were someone who could just, like, make it stop… >

No shut. He’s losing people, equipment, money, support. He wants out ASAP. >

Special Withdrawal Operation when? >

He's feeling the heat! 🤣 >

It’s fake >

This seems like a statement from a position of strength and security, but only to Putin himself. The reality is that this is a very loud statement of weakness and vulnerability to the entire world. >

This is like the 6th article I’ve seen that has this headline but makes no hint of what terms he wants to end the war on. >

The terms that Putin wants is that Russia wins and gets to keep all of the annexed land, even land that they currently do not control (see Kherson and Zaporizhzia as examples). >

Why make a statement instead of just calling all of your troops to come home? >

It’s a signal that he wants to talk and may request a ceasefire which would be a huge mistake for Ukraine. He wants a ceasefire to regroup his forces and build up a front in Belarus and do another winter attack on Kyiv. >

Serious question: If Putin were to withdraw the Russian troops, he'd still be held accountable as a war criminal. Who would prosecute him, and how would he get caught in the first place? >

Keep in mind he's saying this now out of selfishness. 
He's been putting off his thyroid, and gastrointestinal surgeries for months because of the war. >

We agree. Now pack your bags. You’re going on a road trip…out of Ukraine. >

Ok. So take everything and leave. But you wont. What you want is a victory. Which you wont. >

A few of Putin's statements today:
🔹Russia's goal is to protect people in Ukraine
🔹Patriot is a rather old system and doesn't work like our S-300: "We'll snap Patriot too"
🔹"Special operation" is a forced and necessary measure
🔹We are not going to do any provocations >

THEN DO IT! >

Of course he wants it to end. 
Russia still controls parts of Ukraine so any gained territory by Russia would help Putin save face. 
Fortunately, NATO and Ukraine have him by the balls and will continue to twist until his whole economy and military is in shambles.
Fucked around and found out. >

Biden's response >

Didn't they just say that there will be dire and unimaginable consequences if the US supplies Ukraine with Patriot Missiles? I didn't realize the consequence would be him giving a half-assed interest in peace. >




The Russian Federation, the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and the United States of America reaffirm their commitment to Ukraine, in accordance with the principles of the Final Act of the Conference on Security and Cooperation in Europe, to respect the independence and sovereignty and the existing borders of Ukraine.


The Russian Federation, the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and the United States of America reaffirm their obligation to refrain from the threat or use of force against the territorial integrity or political independence of Ukraine, and that none of their weapons will ever be used against Ukraine except in self-defence or otherwise in accordance with the Charter of the United Nations. Budapest Memorandum



When Ukraine gave up the Nuclear Weapons on its territory in 1994 it was assured by Russia of its territorial integrity. With the Minsk Agreements in 2014 Russia assured Ukraine it would not invade. I recall an old saying Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I don’t know what to say. >

Cool, abandon all Ukrainian territory including Crimea and stop bombing civilians. Problem solved Vlady. >

It's now or never to try and deplete and humiliate Russia for their war on Ukraine.  He will just try again in a year or two. He's seen what he can get away with. He knows NATO or any other Ukrainian ally will not step in. Compromise now and you will regret it later. He's a manipulative snake and lies daily and just can't be trusted. >

Well, fortunately, that ability to do so is entirely in your hands there, Vlad old boy. Just call all your conscripts home, and let them spend Christmas with their families. 
Or die.
Either is preferable. >

Putin: 
Now we make piece after we have moose and squirrel where we want them Natasha. >

Yesterday, We will fight forever till we win
Today, Sooner we find peace, Better it is.
Only thing constantly coming out of Putin's mouth is Shit. >

Great. Leave Ukraine then. Problem solved. >

Why you keep digging yourself deeper into the  hole? My advisors tell me the way out of this mess is through China >

I laughed when Putin called the Patriot missile system quite old. I wonder if anyone told him that the U.S. military and defense contractors don’t just build a weapons system and not continuously upgrade/modernize it. Take a look at the B-52 bomber for example.  It first flew in the 1950’s.  That model of plane has been flying over 70 years. The planes flying today are completely different and far more capable than the ones in 1950.  The B-52 is a wonderful example of American ingenuity and was way over engineered when it was first built. It’s called rolling thunder for a reason!  The US hasn’t even deployed the most modernized systems to Ukraine yet.  Keep shit talking Putin, we have quite a bit more tools in the arsenal to try out. >

This isn’t news or a position change. He’s said this since he thought it would be a 1 week operation. Him wanting it to end, and end quickly, isn’t at all any sort of news or change. >

Liar, he wants to continue it...and he's tag teaming with Iran >

Headline should read "Complete asshole ruins millions of lives, can't win an invasion, and now wants to keep the land he was able to steal." >

If he really wanted to, he would just GTFO of there now!
He hopes to keep some of his plunder. That does not show him wanting to end the war. >

Didn't dude say last week that he was ready for war to continue indefinitely??? >

Quick, before we lose more illegally annexed territories! >

So leave Ukraine! And start negotiating on paying for the damage. Fuckhead. >

Good -so do it. >

Hitler with nukes 101: Putins failed empire 2023
Heres to hoping he eats a bullet of poison tea while playing VR of failing out windows. >

I never know what to believe. Just the other day I saw an article of him saying the opposite. It goes back and forth . If he really wanted to end it, he would just do it >

Who the fuck wrote that headline? >

Obviously he is planning to launch a large scale attack with the 150k soldiers from the 300k drafted that have been in a couple months training, in late January after the ground freezes.  He has 100s of winterized tanks ready to be destroyed. >

Retreat to within your borders. I doubt he will do it, he will be facing a coup or worse >

Unbelievable it can do it with a phone call, yet he chooses to murder 1000s >

The guy could literally end the war right now, today, with just a few phone calls. Come on man, you’re projecting so hard it’s painful. The world knows you’re getting your ass kicked and you’re looking for an out. Just end it, leave, pull your troops out of Ukraine >

Can we please stop writing these nonsense articles? Every single day it's the same goddamned article "Putin says, if Ukraine surrenders he'll stop attack." That's just a war... that's how wars work. During WWII the US press wasn't spamming out daily articles saying "Hitler willing to end the war if everyone else surrenders" >

Interesting since the oligarchs money that was seized was just earmarked for Ukraine. I Bet Putin's bosses are out of runway with this asshole. >

Shit, make up your mind, yesterday poo-mouth said “There is no chance of peace if Zelenskyy speaks in Washington.”
So just shut the fuck up already.   No one gives a shit what you or horse face think. >

"Prez"? Did I miss something or are all headlines clickbait and puns these days? >

Then leave. You even made a stupid bridge for Crimea, and the Ukrainians were kind enough to not completely obliterate it, so take your people and get out of there! >

Easy peasy! Withdraw all of your fucking forces back past the 1991 border, you dogshit assfucking clown. >

Translation:

China isn't willing to bust a cap for us (yet) and we haven't demonstrated we can manage our own supply chains and infrastructure well enough to be a peer.  
This sucks, guys. We were supposed to be the bear. Now we look like a bleating goat. And it's fucking up our bromance with Pooh, too.

They want an out to save face. Anyone with such a out to hand... ought to be smart enough to realize that letting them save face TODAY probably pushes out the clock on the inevitable about 1.45 generations. Well, if Pooh doesn't pick up Roo and crew to zippa drive through the middle of the damn continent.
Smart money would be a legally binding partnership for international trade, infrastructure support, fully asynchronous VISA/Travel and to basically cock-block TF out of an economic keep in the 39th parallel.
Frankly, it's the only way we'll ever get to the global, sustainable future we should have been building for the last, oh, 400 years or so.
(I have no skin in the nationalist game. If you grok what's really at stake for our species and our planet, you don't, either.)