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Oh noooo some guy touched a pretty piece of metal whatever is the world coming to 😱
FIFA simply cannot tolerate ethical violations. >

*when they haven’t gotten their cut. >

Maybe their cut was a $1600 steak wrapped in gold leaf. >

The fact that exists is just ridiculous >

That people pay for it is even more ridiculous.
Someday, somebody is going to sell human dung wrapped in gold foil. Or perhaps somebody already has. I fear to Google it. >

We need to treat our shit with more reverence. >

Ok, yes, FIFA is shit, but for real,. What the fuck was that dude doing on the damn pitch with the winners??? >

Holding up the trophy >

Smacking it with his hand while wearing a ring too.  Disgusting. >

That sound made me cringe. And he put his teeth on a medal. >

Worse, on several medals. >

I only saw the one! I would have flipped >

He bribed his way on. There it is. >

Well they know that, they want to find out why they weren't in on the bribe. >

Tons of foreign workers/guards and it's the last day for them to work in the country. Perfect time to take the money and run. >

"FIFA upset they were not adequately compensated for special access to field by 'celebrity' ticket holder" >

FIFA didn't get a cut of the Salt Bae's marketing $$$ >

FIFA upset that somebody other than them may have received bribes to allow access. >

Many current and former footballers, including Messi, Cristiano Ronaldo and David Beckham, have eaten at Salt Bae's restaurants.
I’m sure many footballers at some point in their lives have eaten at McDonald’s. Should Ronald McDonald be allowed on the pitch too? >

Ronald McDonald, through the Ronald McDonald House charity,  has helped tens of thousands of families who have children undergoing medical procedures with things like places to stay, food, transportation and other resources. 
We've been fortunate enough to never need them but my son had a stint where we had to go to the hospital frequently for procedures and prolonged stays and people don't realize the financial and emotional toll of uprooting your life while you child is in the hospital.  
That is all to say, I would have absolutely no problem if Ronald McDonald was on the pitch with the Messi and the trophy - especially if he could bring some attentiontion to the RMH. >

Ya you are right about that. Ronald McDonald would be an upgrade. >

This guy's face look terrifies me
edit: the look on this guy's face terrifies me >

I'm vibing with the guy in the background, looking at him like "Wait, who's this asshole?" >

Can’t stand this shithead. Only with fifa can a donkey like this wonder around with the winners. >

Kevin Hart at the eagles Superbowl >

At least Kevin is a notable Philadelphian so there’s kinda some rationale there if you squeeze lemon into your eyes, squint, and turn your head upside down. Honestly his behavior is pretty on par for an Eagles fan.
No one likes us, we don’t care. >

i got that on a hat! >

It amazes me that this dude is famous in any form of the word. I went to Turkey a few months ago and the concierge at the hotel recommends we go to one of Salt Bae’s restaurants. We went over and through the windows we saw three waiters singing and throwing shit like benihanas and people were just recording and clapping. My wife and I noped the fuck out of there and a very nice quiet restaurant down the street. >

Fuck Fifa, Fuck Qatar, and Fuck this dude and his shitty restaurants. >

u still bitching about Qatar >

You still being a facsist apologist >

keep dickriding the detractors >

Keep dickridding facism >

you would swallow every denigrator >

I bet you complain about how sensationalized the news is meanwhile you go ur still mad about blank go back to the primordial slurry you don't believe existed you evangelical stain on this planet >

they won’t call you back no matter how much you gawk for them >

Totally scientific poll, but does Nusret have the most punchable face ever? >

Idk about that, Mitch McConnell has a sizeable lead on that one. >

Trump Jr. the man has no chin. It’d be like punching one of those hand trainers for boxing >

You’re right.  Trump Jr wins. >

And that is how he came to be called Assault Bae. >

I pass this dude’s restaurant in NYC all the time and it’s always empty >

It’s somehow busy in Dallas. But Dallas is nothing if not image-conscious, so expensive = good here. >

Shame it’s so shallow >

I have no idea who this guy is and I’m extremely tired of seeing him repeatedly. Please stop giving this attention whore what he wants. >

He put his mouth all over the trophies. Wtf. >

Dude is a tool.  Who cares. >

Fck this guy for eternity man.  He is the prototypical social media leech.  
Do you know how many Argentinian fans would have loved to be there next to their team?
And this guy just waltzes in.  I bet he does not even know where Argentina is.
He is not even a good cook, guy became a meme and market the F out of it. >

Meh, he's just another guy bribing fifa
 The whole event is based on bribes >

I don’t think I could possibly hate his nickname anymore. >

I didn't realize how short or how ugly that guy was till the world cup >

Considering all the ethical violations fifa and Qatar were a part of this world cup this is hilarious. >

This is what they investigate? Lol. What are they going to do? Not take his bribe? >

FIFA is pleased as hell to take the focus off of slave labor and bribery for the first time in weeks. >

Glad they’re investigating stuff that matters not human rights or migrant deaths or blood money bribes >

I don't know what's worse, Salt Bae being a social media leech again or FIFA deciding that this was worth investigating and not the mountain of disgraceful shit they do in regards to brides, human rights abuses, and fraud. But yeah let's focus our attention on Salt Bae, we'll show him! Fuck off FIFA >

İt is q great distraction tool for them >

Salt Bae is a dick head >

Until this thread, I had never heard of him before. >

Workers die building the infrastructure and FIFA wants to investigate this… >

This guy looks like a mummified corpse that has been reanimated. >

What about the thousands of people that died during the building of the stadiums? The slave like conditions some workers faced? >

To this day I don’t understand how he got famous by dropping some salt in a stupid way. We as a society reward the dumbest things. >

"It is easier to beg forgiveness than to ask permission."
-- Adm. Grace Hopper. >

Completely irrelevant quote here, considering Salt Bae and the others didn't just 'let themselves onto the pitch'. Security would have removed them promptly if they didn't facilitate access, likely through bribes. >

So, you think he asked permission to bribe somebody??? >

They have time, ‘cause they ain’t investigating the slavery…. >

Honestly a hilarious move by this guy, his job is to be a meme and that’s what he’s doing >

you're the only person in here who gets it. he's so good at generating exposure of his name/brand. people pay social media consultants millions for this sort of stuff. everyone knows salt bae >

Had no idea who he was tbh. Still don’t really.
Also give zero Fuchs about someone touching a trophy, but if he wasn’t supposed to be there and managed not just to be there but to put his lips all over it, well, that’s funny. >

what, is he like Qatar's biggest celebrity or something? >

He's literally famous for sprinkling salt >

No bribes, no special access.. clearly someone didn’t get the memo.. >

He had his steak in it. >

Bro was holding on to dear life to players >

Like anything FIFA, “you pay you play”. The only reason FIFA is upset is because they were not the ones getting the bribe. >

I'm do excited to get back to never hearing that cringy name >

FIFA = Final Investigation For Access