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Crispy bacon has no taste, it just crumbles into nothingness
I agree with this. Crunchy bacon tastes burnt af >

Only if you burn it. >

I like it burnt. I want it to crumble into a delicious bacon-y mush the moment I start to chew. >

I like it kinda in-between tbh, I should be able to bite into a burger without pulling the bacon off of it, but I do like a little crunch as well. >

Yes. Crispy bacon is dogshit, chewy is good as fuck. >

Only a sith deals in absolutes. If I'm having bacon as an accessory to something, like a sandwich, then I want crispy. If I am having a piece of bacon on it's own I want it chewy >

This needs more upvotes. >

Everybody needs to know to OP is a sith.