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So all that armor is really just for show? I really wanted one 🤬
Probably got informed there are no tanks, or plant.. >

Liking booking a press conference at Four Seasons and finding out it is a lawn and garden store >

So the tank plant was just a Russian Petsmart that happens to sell aquarium plants and tanks. >

Funny you say that because the word “Tank” itself as an identifier for these big armored tracked vehicles with a big canon on a turret was initially named “tanks” to disguise their existence in paperwork.   “Tanks” meant “containers for liquids” so you could use the term In government paperworks without indicating that you’re talking about armored vehicles if these papers were intercepted. >

Courtesy of RPGs, the term proceeded to mutate further into a verb meaning "soak up damage", even though armored vehicles shouldn't do that deliberately.