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Assburgers in the 1st degree. Figure since it's not a diagnosis anymore might as well repacked the term.
A former north Alabama prison guard was arrested Tuesday and now faces a litany of charges

Honestly, him selling hamburgers is kind of a relief, given that opening. >

r/wholesomememes >

When asked for a statement, the suspect simply replied, "Robble robble." >

I've been laughing at this comment for ten minutes solid. If I had awards to give, you'd get all of them. >

Ya hate to see it.. >

Guess Randy finally left the trailer park and got a job as a prison guard. >

Muhfuckas with guts like that are most definitely NOT off the cheeseburgers >

dude escaped from gut-onamo bay namsayin >

Bake em away toys >

But did he also have the shakes that makes you quake or the fries that fry your eyes or is it just burgers? >

Close, he has the fries that’ll cross your eyes. Just watched this, lol. >

He exchanged the burgers for blowjobs