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That’s a good quality item right there!
The description the dispatcher gave, which would have come from a neighbor?, After receiving the call, a dispatcher described the scene to responding officers as “a male standing outside. He is naked. He has a robe covering part of his body. He is exposing himself, and he has a hose between his legs.” Does not jive with the picture. I think we have a case of a neighbor either no sense of humor or an axe to grind. >

it's kentucky. you have a bunch of mentally compromised nimby's with sixth grade education if your lucky.  
i should know i've lived here since i was five >

Why I choose not to go too far into the wild and stick to Louisville. >

Lexington is much better than Louisville. >

except for the traffic at rush hour >

"He is naked. He has a robe covering part of his body."
I think the qualifier for naked is no clothing whatsoever. >

I'm naked right now except for the pants and shirt covering part of my body. >

I bet you’re naked under those clothes you slut! /s >

Here's an article about the Cousin Eddie display in my town and the local police. >

A house has been putting up a cousin Eddie (and some other characters from the movie) on the side of the road near here for years. Its on a narrow and woodsy street, so when you drive by at night you nearly have a heart attack thinking you narrowly avoided hitting someone. >

It's best to alert the authorities of every suspected Randy Quaid sighting, just to be safe. >

The Christmas Vacation Cousin Eddie Quaid is likely less dangerous that the current version. Dude is really out there! >

Didn't he flee to Canada because he thought the US government was stalking him? >

No, it was "Hollywood star whackers":

At a bizarre immigration hearing in Vancouver last week, the couple declared they were seeking refugee status north of the border for fear of being murdered in the United States by "Hollywood star whackers." >

But the shitter was full! >

Tuba music plays >

"Everybody has a ‘Cousin Eddie,’ in their family, everybody,” Keeney said. “I just want people to have a good Christmas and get a laugh,” Keeney said."
If you don't know who the Cousin Eddie is in your family, you're probably Cousin Eddie. >

Maybe the neighbors were just trying to add to the display by recreating the scenes of the police swarming the Griswold house? lol
Ok, whatever they were doing, it was equally ridiculous. What kind of scrooge wouldn't recognize Cousin Eddie??? >

Every bit as wholesome as a manger scene. >

I like the burned cat on the bottom of the chair next to the decimated sled >


decimated sled

click Bingo! >

This reminds me to pick up some Shittersfull beer today >

Guy on the corner a few doors down has the same display. Love it. Best thing in the neighborhood since we moved in. >

"It's a beaut Clark, beaut!" >

It’s missing Snots, the Mississippi Leg Hound. >

He’s finishing elsewhere. >

Fuck this website that interrupts the back button to ask what else I want to read. >

Oh wow, this just totally made my day!!! I wish my neighbors were this creative! >

SHITTERS FULL!
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Outraged Evangelical Karens demand police make arrests.