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I think I'm done with the news today. Have a good day everyone.
Just what we all wanted for the holidays... >

Mosquitoes suck >

But they are really good at it, they are  so good it's like a natural born instinct for them >

I give it 3 months before we see a cheesy Sci-Fi movie called "Mutant Mosquitos". >

The are NOT however immune from 30000 volts of AC blasting their little blood-sucking proboscis into dust. 
Redneck entertainment: bug zapper and a 6 pack. >

Get one of those bugzapper tennis rackets and swing through some swarms.  Itll drain the batteries quickly but its so satisfying. >

Redneck fireworks >

After last years murder hornets, I totally called it on this years mutant mosquitos! >

Weren't murder hornets two years ago? >

Who can keep track of these things anymore lol >

Deadliest animal on Earth . >

Cool cool cool. >

Why would this be the onion? >

Cool cool cool. Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool. >

Genetically engineered sterility seems pretty resistant to adaptation. >

Teenage Mutant Ninja Mosquitoes >

Great! Now the mosquitos just have to develop some supervirus that kills off 30% of all humans they infect and we are ready for 2023! That way we don't even need the big comet any more!! Yay >

It's just another way to die. >

So let's do that thing where we extinct them with genetic warfare? >

Oh just great. So we have:
Imminent world war 3 with threat of nuclear annihilation
Covid2
China imploding
Climate change
Trump
Christmas
And now, Giant unkillable killer mosquitos >

i hear they are evening planning on a sequel to Covid 2. Covid 3 - Armageddon >

I've already bought stuff for it. A camo scarf, a life straw and a flint firemaking kit. >

Thank goodness for the 🩴 >

I called this 20 years ago when they started spraying in cities to kill mosquitoes. Life always adapts. >

The second the republicans nominate it and the brainless hoards decide its the second coming, just like last time. >

I hear these things really suck. >

Time to move folks >

I’ve often wondered about this with flea treatments too. Whether we’re creating super fleas for our poor pets… >

They can’t withstand this hand >

Death and taxes, and super mutant mosquitos >

They aren’t immune to a hand laying the Smackdown on their candy asses though. Swatting mosquitoes is a summertime tradition. >

Why do these scientists try to eliminate the problem through crispr or something? Waiting only seems to make it worse smh >

Is it possible to identify them by their red capes?