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Yikes, that was brave. >

Yeah, this guy won't fall down some stairs tomorrow.
Nope. >

After shooting himself in the back of the head 6 times >

Nerve agents were found in his deodorant, toothpaste, breakfast cereal, and airfreshners. >

I bet that prosecutor wasn’t very glad to get that assignment >

I thought falling out of windows was the vogue this season.... >

He will soon have a "drunken fall" out of a window. They will also "find" an empty bottle of vodka next to the body. Christmas party misadventure. >

Welp, nice know ya. So sad to hear about the accidental plutonium poisoning. >

Tomorrow: Russian lawmaker dead after falling from 10th floor window >

This Russian law maker is also fucked, because he also called the war a war. 
Quote: ''Vladimir Putin called the war a war but there was no decree to end the special military operation and no war was declared," Yuferev said on social media.
Fuckwit >

Brave though. >

Aw he said the w word he’s in trouble >

Haha this isn’t the first time >

Someone gonna fall down some stairs or faulty window soon… >

Stay away from windows and rooftops