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Nice. Thanks for taking the time to listen. >

Apparently Putin did not. That lieing piece of human garbage. It will be a great day when he bites down on his cyanide pill like his paragon.
I fear peace will only be possible when Moscow looks like Berlin did. in 1945. >

Zelensky has been straight
Russia leaves Ukraine, entirely and restores Ukraine to pre-2014 borders and the war is over. Not complicated. >

There is absolutely no way it would just "end" there. The devastation, the war crimes.. no matter what putin does he loses at this point and he doesn't have much to lose. >

At this point I’m looking forward to the destruction of Russias nuclear infrastructure. >

exactly!
Russia has kept their 18th century mentality intact, and forces the rest of the world to take them "seriously" with their nukes.
Without nukes Russia would be just another backwards dictatorship being laughed about by the rest of the world. >

Another Redditor said it here months ago, and I wish I could give them credit… He said, without nukes, Ukraine could take Moscow in a Volvo. >

Yeah, no.  Ukraine could counterattack Russian supply lines and cut them off, easily ending the war and maybe gaining ground if they wanted - but everyone from Napoleon to Hitler has found out that’s not the same as taking Moscow. >

But did Nappy or Hitler have a Volvo? Checkmate. >

Russia can have peace anytime it wants. Stop fighting, go home >

they don't actually want peace. this is just a propaganda move, they're trying to paint the west as the bad guys. >

They want peace on their terms. A nice peaceful unconditional surrender >

The only peace they want is a piece of Europe the size, shape, and location of Ukraine. >

They're already talking about de-nazifying Poland, Latvia, Lithuania, Estonia, etc......... They want a piece of Europe the size of Europe. >

Yeah there’s no way Putin stops at Ukraine.  Given his long term fears and interests, the Baltic had better organize itself and take the opportunity to get some people inside while they can. >

With what army lmao? 20 himars and a few jerry-rigged mig 29’s with harm’s obliterated their southern front and led to the liberation of Kherson. Putin knows going up against a full arsenal of nato weaponry would be suicide. >

Unless he thinks that NATO is in similar condition as Russia, as in full paper tiger mode and given everything to Ukraine, AND that US won't defend them. But yeah, that's a huge stretch even for my low opinion of him. >

Abusers frequently think everyone is secretly just like them. He MIGHT think he's actually facing 'The full might of NATO'... >

On one hand it is an insane thought, on the other...gestures broadly around >

If Putin wants peace he should leave. >

All he has to do is STOP. >

Putins best option is to step down and let Zelensky run Russia. >

THIS should be the new spin. This is the only way Russia survives PR. The world has completely seen through Russias rhetoric. >


The world has completely seen through Russias rhetoric.

With the exception of Hungary, which is outside the environment. >

and also Fox News, which is constantly sucking Putin's dick and making America out to be the enemy.
Fucking traitors.
Not like USA is innocent at all, but come on fox news. How are they really so cartoonishly evil. It's nuts. >

Can't say it any better than that. 
In fact, your comment has inspired me to craft a new logo for Fox News.
Enjoy. >

russia: “if Zelensky goes to America, there will be no peace!”
Zelensky goes to America
russia: “why didn’t Biden or Zelensky call for peace?!” >

sad Russian trombone sounds >

VOMP-VOOOOOMP >

You're thinking of German sad trombone sounds... >

BLYAT-BLYAAAAAAAT >

Ahhhh that’s it. >

Waaa-Waaa-Waaaaaaaaaaa
(Followed by sound of spit valve doing its thing) >

They could just leave Ukraine and there would be peace. >

When Russia’s army is completely annihilated, there will be peace.  That’s the talk of peace.  Meanwhile keep the Ukrainians stocked up with American made weapons systems. >

It will never be annihilated, it will just become more and more pathetic as the months go by. Russia will always find minorities and convicts to force to the front line >

What is he gonna do? Send every single russian male to die? >

You bet your ass he will >

Well if he sends literally anyone with the only requirement to be a male, yeah, at a rate of 100k death a year more or less, is gonna take some time before he finishes the cannon fodders >

That 100k/yr number is going to go up dramatically when Russia is completely out of armor. >

Crazy how that potential death count is close to or maybe slightly exceeds our total death count for American soldiers in combat for EVERY WAR/MILITARY EXERCISE since Korea (approx. 72 years) and it hasn't even been a year... >

No one likes the US military industrial complex. However, you gotta admire their ability to kill. >

Lots of people like it. Not me, but there are people who would actually vote to keep our military over getting better healthcare. >

World disappointed Russia still occupying Ukraine >

World disappointed putler is still alive >

At this point, let's just call him Putin. He's making a shitty enough name for himself as is >


I say, Théoden King: shall we have peace and friendship, you and I? It is ours to command."
"We will have peace," said Théoden at last thickly and with an effort. Several of the Riders cried out gladly. Théoden held up his hand. "Yes, we will have peace," he said now in a clear voice, "we will have peace, when you and all your works have perished--and the works of your dark master to whom you would deliver us. You are a liar, Saruman, and a corrupter of men's hearts. You hold out your hand it to me, and I perceive only a finger of the claw of Mordor. Cruel and cold! Even if your war on me was just--as it was not, for were you ten times as wise you would have no right to rule me and mine for your own profit as you desired--even so, what will you say of your torches in Westfold and the children that lie dead there? And they hewed Háma's body before the gates of the Hornburg, after he was dead. When you hang from a gibbet at your window for the sport of your own crows, I will have peace with you and Orthanc. So much for the house of Eorl. A lesser son of great sires am I, but I do not need to lick your fingers. Turn elsewhither. But I fear your voice has lost its charm. >

Damn, I should read Lord of the Rings >

I read The Lord of The Rings every couple of years, but still find it a heavy read so don't feel bad if you go fuck it imma watch the movies instead lol >

The audiobook read by Andy Serkis is a good way to plow through it, I find. >

"Huh, this guy's Gollum voice is pretty good." >

It's quite fun 'cos for the most part he's also riffing on the other film actors' accents (although not doing a straight impression of them). So, Boromir is from oop north, Pippin's Scottish, Merry vaguely West Country etc. >

2 days ago: "putin says peace not possible due to Zelenskyys trip to Washington"
Today: this bullshit >

All Putin needs to do to have peace is just...stop invading Ukraine.
Its really easy. I've never invaded Ukraine even once and I haven't even been trying. >

Why the fuck should Ukraine call for peace? If the Kremlin wants peace, then leave Ukraine. That is the only condition that Ukraine is looking to meet. Otherwise the Kremlin and it's incompetent army can suck it. >

Oh, I am sure they feel some reparations are in order, too. And some prisoner returns. And return of kidnapped children. But, yeah, Russians going home would be a way to get the shooting to stop. >

Zelenskyy was asked a question during the meet: "What does the end of the war look like to you?"
His answer was pretty painful: He doesn't know.
He doesn't know what the end of the war will look like. He knows what it should look like as President. The Russian Army expelled from Ukraine and a cease of hostilities. Reparations paid, hostages and prisoners returned. Ukraine's territorial integrity retained.
But, as a son of Ukraine, he doesn't know what the end of the war would really look like. No matter what reparations and compensations are paid, the loss that Ukraine suffered cannot be taken back. People are just so angry. Many sons and daughters lie dead. Much of the land ravaged. What does the end of the war look like? 
He doesn't know. >

He absolutely does know that Ukraine's territorial integrity is non negotiable. >

Get the fuck out of Ukraine and there will be peace >

"My wife hasn't called for peace. Very disappointed. I guess I'm gonna have to beat the shit out of her again tonight" >

Apt analogy but it needs a few tweaks.  When he goes to beat her up, she fights back and bloodies him because the neighbour taught her MMA and gave her some brass knuckles. >

And then he will threaten to throw a grenade through his neighbor’s window for “instigating domestic violence against him” 🙃 >

OMG, the Kremlin is gaslighting everyone again? Color me surprised. 
Attacks neighbor, unprovoked, and does not let up for 11 months.
I’m so disappointed that we can’t find peace. :( >

It should be a rule that if you invade another country and start losing, the victim country can start annexing your territory as you retreat and the UN is chill about it. >

I dunno a ton about war, but I think that this war might end this way. If Russia completely collapses as a direct result of the war, I could see Ukraine annexing resource-rich Russian lands as a means of reparations. >

I hope not, Ukranians are seen as pretty clearly on the moral high ground in the west right now. I hope that they do everything to keep it that way.
I get that tit for tat is desired by our monkey brains, but it could backfire. >

we dont want it, that land is filled with russians. having russians in your borders causes too much trouble, just ask the baltics about their russian population. or look at us and what we're dealing with
the russians who live in ukraine legally and respect ukraine are fine though no problems with them >

Like when Lithuania turned down the offer to annex Kaliningrad in the 50s. Real nice forethought there. >

He called the visit an escalation and then expected a fucking phone call. >

I like the idea the us president and zelensky prank calling Putin on the us-russia hotline. >

I realize this is all just for internal propaganda but holy I’m tired of reading the Russian statements on this - it’s extremely cringeworthy. Has international politics always been this way between enemy countries or is Russia just that level of pathetic? The best part is them trying to get a rise or direct response from the US and getting completely ignored. >

Russia considers itself a near peer of the U.S.,
and is partly upset the U.S. is not paying attention to Russia's concerns.
However Russia's concerns were not within U.S. rights to decide.
The U.S. is paying attention, just not the way Russia wants.  Sending guns, artillery (Himars), air defense (patriot), financial support, etc.
Russia walling off Berlin from East Germany, backed by an army, did not stop the ultimate collapse of East Germany and their rejoining West Germany.
Similarly, Russia using military invasion of Ukraine can delay but will not stop Ukraine joining western Europe community. >

Gorbachev was a hero, god rest his soul >

Why no one invite poor kremlin to sleep over :( >

They deserve a long dirt nap. >

Kremlin should go fuck itself and return from where it came from. >

Bitch, 50+ countries have been calling you to give peace to Ukraine for nearly a year. Fuck off! >


Bitch, 50+ countries have been calling you to give peace to Ukraine for nearly a year. Fuck off!

Make it 140+ since October 2022.
Sincerely with you on the proposed course of action for ol' Vlad P. >

Shut the fuck up, Vlad. You don’t get to dictate how people talk about your murder and rape campaign. >

If the Russian military stops fighting, there is no war.  If the Ukrainian military stops fighting, there is no Ukraine.  
That's a pretty clear indication that Putin doesn't give two fucks about peace.  Russia and Ukraine will be so relieved when that fucktwat gets hurled out of a third floor window. >

lmao, this is simply another level of gaslighting. You almost have to give it to them. Almost. >

Let’s see… Russia interfered with U.S. elections, attacked critical infrastructure, and regularly launched ransomware attacks; then dropped their pants in Ukraine. No, we’re going to assfuck you to death. >

What Putin is really wanting is a ceasefire to regroup and refit his military. He will connive to do this under the auspicious of working towards a peaceful solution when it is anything but what he wants.  
His biggest worry right now is Ukraine taking back Crimea and he is trying to buy time to reinforce that area >

Putin can end the war tomorrow, pack up his duds and go back to Russia. It’s as simple as that >

This is what Putin wants. He realizes that the decisions made and the time spent brutalizing another country have gone too far. However, he will not be the one to call for peace. 
A.) Too much strong man bravado and the Imperialist traditions that drive him. 
B.) Sunk cost fallacy.
C.) Without a “win” weather it’s Ukraine surrendering or reclaiming Ukrainian territory Putin is likely to be killed in a very likely coup d'état, much like what we saw in the 90’s with Gorbachev although he wasn’t killed.  
Lastly, I agree with Zelenskyy they should not call for peace unless there is an iron clade treaty, because Russia would simply use this time to build up power again to strike in the future. 
As long as the Fascist Putin and his Regime live there will never be peace in Europe! >

Kremlin sounds like a needy bitch more and more every day. >

During last 9 years of Russia's war have been lots of calls for peace.
But Russia doesn't listen to words. >

Failed state says what? >

Only 3 groups seemed to be upset zelensky was in congress. Russia, Iran, and trump Republicans >

Poor ruzzians. No one ever thought to ask them if they wanted to avoid a war huh? Guess this is all just nato's fault and innocent ruzzia was forced into a war they never wanted. And now we won't let them leave Ukraine to stop it. When will our barbarism end!!?? 
/s just in case. >

Yo go invade your neighbor and then want peace. Absolutely psychotic. Hell awaits >

Russia invaded yet they want the country they invaded to stand down. Wonder why. /s >

Ukraine is not responsible for the war, why would they be responsible for the peace? >

Didn’t Putin JUST say no chance for peace? >

Why is NO ONE calling us to negotiate for peace after we launched an invasion we denied we were planning in the first place? Everyone has so much disrespect for Russia! You're all Russophobes! All we do is bomb hospitals and school playgrounds to defend our nation! >

Russia can have peace!  THEY JUST NEED TO GO HOME! >

Russia is becoming North Korea >

Russia invented this stuff. North Korea literally got to be North Korea by trying to become Russia. >

"Russia" and "Peace" dont belong in the same sentence. Russia is a terrorist state that wants nothing but war and land. >

What is the Kremlin talking about? Massive military spending was authorized so Ukraine could kick Russia out and have peace. That involved many calls by lawmakers. >

Those calls were being made a year ago and Russia did what Russia did. Too late now. 
Cheers to the next 100K >

Putin would negotiate in Bad Faith.
He will always negotiate in Bad Faith and most everyone knows it.
Why bother?
Talks with Putin/Russia would be a huge waste of time. >

Any Russian call for negotiations at this point would be so they could regroup and rearm under a ceasefire.  Putin cannot afford a failure in Ukraine. >

You don’t negotiate with genocidal terrorists, you beat the living shit out of them. >

Putin really hasn’t gotten the clue that nobody likes him has he? >

Russia can withdraw and apologize and provide compensation at anytime. >

Fcuking Russia started it… they should be offering a peace negotiation. Until now they have rejected all attempts. >

It’s really surreal watching a supposed super power nation act this silly and nonsensical. >

russian propaganda really lives in an alternate reality. Unbelievable. Sometimes I think that they want us to believe that they're dumb or it's actually some sort of russian strategy of playing dumb so to make everyone so confused that they get away with their genocide of Ukrainians. >

So sad. The whole world is mistreating poor Putin and his former ally Donald Trump. All they wanted was to rule the world with violent nationalistic, domestic and/or global oppression. Can’t a kid have dreams anymore? >

Interestingly all Russia must do to end war is leave Ukraine. It really is that simple. Every Russian soldier lays down their arms, no more war. Every Ukrainian soldier lays down their arms, no more Ukraine. >

Russia, we've gone through this many times already. There is no point in peace talks with terrorists. >

Fucking leave Ukraine... all of Ukraine.. and then start the 30 year rebuild of your shattered ass nation. Fucks sake. >

Don't forget that Russia needs to rebuild Ukraine after they destroyed it. >

Fuck russia >

Fuck Putin. Scum of the earth. Glory to Ukraine >

Hey Mad Vlad......pick up the phone and make a call yourself.  You can end this madness instantly >

LEAVE THE COUNTRY THEN WE TALK >

Russia should leave Ukraine. Then Putin should surrender himself to NATO for war crimes >

Bitch we all ready told you what you had to do for peace. Fucking leave Ukraine. Including Crimea. >

The whole world is disappointed the Russians started this mess in the first place. >

Why would Ukraine want peace while their country is still occupied and continues to be attacked? >

Russia doesn't want peace, they want victory. Whenever they talk about a desire for peace, it is always about reducing the assistance Ukraine receives from the West to allow it to be taken over by Russia. And then there are statements like this at the same time:

Zelensky will spend almost a week on the road, which means that it is necessary to take Kyiv," Skabeyeva said. >

The calls for peace were made before He invaded the country. >

Kinda like a bank robber being disappointed none of the police plan’s including not a single word about him keeping the money. 
What kind of negotiations are thooooose? >

And he paid so much for the Treason Caucus to demand it too! >

A piece option will be available when russian troops are defeated and pushed back to the borders. >

Yes, we're fighting Russia by proxy and kicking their asses.
You fucked around with our elections. Welcome to the "find out" portion of the show. >

Disappointed no calls for peace, said the invading force. Fuck off Putin >

Pretty sure everyone is ready for peace as soon as Russia agrees to: 1. withdraw from ukraine, 2. return crimea to ukraine, 3. pay war reparation. Putin should just make the offer. >

That's the first thing Biden said at the podium. What the fuck is this article? >

Joe: Vlodomir, watch this. Me and Barrack used to do this all the time during his presidency, we're going to prank call Russia.
Vlodomir and Joe giggle as Joe dials in the hotline.
Vlad: Hyello, this is Putin.
Joe: Mister Putin good afternoon, I have someone who wishes to talk to you.
Vlodomir: Mister Vladmir.
Vlad: ohhh you son of a
Vlodomir: I wish to talk about peace.
Vlad: I'm listening
Vlodomir: a peace of my country you stole from me! You'll hear from my friend HIMARS real soon!
Zelensky slams the phone down and bursts out into laughter with joe.
Vladimir takes a deep breath in and calls up Belarus: it happened again :( >

“This suggests that the United States really continues its policy of de facto and indirectly fighting with Russia to the last Ukrainian," Putin's spokesman said.”
That’s one pessimistic way of looking at it.  Another would be to continue fighting to the last Russian. >

🎼 Putin started the fire 🎶 >

“Putin! Quit hitting Ukraine!”
“Tell them to stop making me hit them!”
Demanding concession is not advocating peace. It’s instigating war. >

Husband punches his wife in the face.
Wife leaves to stay with her sister where she makes a facebook post thanking her for being so supportive.
Husband replies to post "I can't believe you aren't apologizing and trying to work things out with me!" >

Didn’t happen because no one is that stupid to trust Putin. Suck on that, Kremlin. >

Calling for peace with Russia is a sign of weakness, and will be dealt with thusly. By Russia >

I call to Fuck. Putin . >

I suppose Russia could just go home, I understand it’s very peaceful there. >

Fuck Russia! Wish Ukraine would invade and Sherman it all the way the Moscow! >

Push them all the way to Vladivostok and let them drown in the pacific. Scum of the earth, militaristic Russians deserve no quarter. Let the good Russians rebuild their country if there are any left that haven’t fled to find better lives. >

Kremlin is saying so much bullshit that it became just background noise. >

Yeah invade another country, commit mass murder, rape their woman, destroy their infrastructure. Hey guys, let's not fight any more now ok? >

Dude, Westerners have been calling for months, but the phone is off the hook and nobody's answering in Moscow. >

“Kremlin disappointed” always seems like a good start. >

Peace with Russia is easy, they just need to leave. >

GTFO is a call to peace >

They could just hurry up and leave. >

Pack up your troops and go home. Then there will be peace. >

Gaslighting Master Class >

You had your chance >

Russia’s like, just let us come and take your land, stuff, families, whatever we want, kill who we want, destroy your infrastructure, destroy your cities, and stop fighting back and we negotiate peace.  It’s sad he’s brainwashed Russian citizens to fear him and go along with this insanity. >

Kremlin can get fucked >

Ok, how about you get the fuck out of their country? >

Call yourself putin! You started this and you decided not to end it before embarrassing Russians and making Russians world-wide pariah. I hope Russia gets divided up into other countries so Russia can never cause trouble again. Kick putin! >

What ya mean Pootin?  We’ve been calling for peace since before it started, it just requires you to stop attacking a sovereign nation and withdraw from the territory you’ve invaded >

Call for peace - they've been doing this for 10 months.  Basically, it's simple. Russia pulls out of Ukraine, including Crimea and Donbas, and pays to rebuild everything. That will produce peace. Can't get simpler than that.
If Putin means "Why don't they leave me alone to keep what I haven't lost so far?"  It's not difficult to figure out why this won't work. 
I guess the adventures in Afghanistan by the Soviets and the Americans have taught Russia nothing. Time to reinforce the learning experience, body bag by body bag. >

.... or you can just fucking leave Ukraine >

The Kremlin can gargle my balls. Signed, tax paying American. >

Why does Putin need peace? It’s just a special military operation, not a war, right? >

This reads exactly like a Trump advocacy article. >

I'm pretty sure this whole thing was about eventually achieving peace with Russia. The dispute is whether peace should come with Ukraines previous borders or some new version with territory ceded to Russia. 
Russia just disingenuously refers to any conclusions besides them gaining territory as the other side not trying for peace. It's pathetically see through but American conservatives still gonna simp for them >

Peace is had when Russia leaves the territory of Ukraine and returns their people. >

You can leave any time fuck knuckles. >

Yes. Very sad. 
Anyways… >

You want peace? Then get the fuck out of other people's country. >

War is peace
Freedom is slavery
Ignorance is strength
The true objective of war is peace, that is, a piece of Ukraine… 
at least for the time being. >

God I hate Russia, biggest fucking cry baby. So butt hurt they aren't relevant anymore >

I keep getting triggered about my abusive ex - when I read about Russian political quotes. 
I can’t believe a whole countries governance could be like this. >

Russia takes 2 steps over the line, gets pushed back one step and is calling for peace. Peace talk will happen when you give back all of Ukraine's land >

Invade a country then call for peace..
Bold move cotton let’s see if it pays off