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I thought falling out of windows was the vogue this season....
Yikes, that was brave. >

Yeah, this guy won't fall down some stairs tomorrow.
Nope. >

After shooting himself in the back of the head 6 times >

Nerve agents were found in his deodorant, toothpaste, breakfast cereal, and airfreshners. >

I bet that prosecutor wasn’t very glad to get that assignment