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FIFA: “ We must fix this outrage!”
“ the human rights abuses by the host nation?” 
“ No”
“ venues built by slave labor”
“ no”
“ the bribery and corruption that led to Qatar getting a bid in the first place?”
“No”
The article was poorly translated, so I'm not sure I understood correctly, but it seems like a non-story? A handful of people are salty about this guy, and FIFA hasn't actually said or done anything? That's what I got out of it. >

That’s it. >

Lol what a fucking joke.
They can deal with slavery, hundreds of deaths, and abysmal human rights, but not a fucking dick joke? >

I was infuriated with the dick joke. My dick already has a tough enough time competing with the other dicks on the market out there.
Now, some guy is prancing around with a dick with fingers? Sorry, but I just can’t abide. >

Hey. Hey. If you've got a fair bit of cash - like, not 'eating out at a roadside diner' cash, but also not 'A PS5 for Christmas' cash - I can think of some artists who would be quite happy to endow you with the befingered genitalia of your dreams. >

Please send their contact information.
I look forward to my new fink/weinger. >

Pretty much go to some websites that have a shitton of drawn porn and look for an artist whose style you like, then check their profile page for their contact info and probably some basic pricing details. Depending on artist and luck and whether or not you're willing to wait, this should run you somewhere between USD$50 and USD$250.