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Perchance they may?
LOL congratulations on posting an actual “unpopular opinion”. These replies are hilarious >

I love it when this happens. The thread just goes up in flames and it's nice to see the worst of humanity from time to time. >

Trust me buddy if you think this the worst of humanity you been living a pretty good ignorant life keep it that way >

it was very obviously a hyperbole >

Unrelated, but there's just something fun about pronouncing hyperbole as "hyper-bowl" >

And doing it with confidence…I love being condescendingly, intentionally wrong. “Umm, I believe it’s pronounced ‘hyper-bowl’” >

It's also fun to say to a buddy when he says his wife is pregnant. >

"Raise it as if it's your own" >

"What?! I'm to be saddled with this misshapen...fine, then. But let him live with you here, in the church." >

“Maybe this foul creature may yet prove one day to be, of use… to me.” >

"And so he gave the child a name. A cruel name which means 'half-formed': Quasimodo."
"Now here is a riddle to guess if you can,"
Sing the bells of Notre Dame,
"Who is the monster and who is the man?"
Sing the bells, bells, bells, bells, bells, bells,
Belllllllls oooooooof Noooooooootreeeeeeee
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame! >

Favourite Disney soundtrack by a mile. >

Say "your husband!" If you want to stir the pot >

if its a guy. go surprise its yours. >

Lol that would never work on a redditor >

Just say you stole his laundry. >

Socks in particular >

We have a "side family member"(ex-son-in-law's sister) for whom the question was definitely asked and led to a whole ass mess because of who the father was. >

Was it the ex-son in law?
I feel that that is big enough to cause some controversy. >

No. Even ex-son-in-law isn't that stupid.  It was a man who was reproductive abuser, she wasn't supposed to be seeing him while she lived with her parents and he was married to someone else. She has finally gotten her act together and he has moved elsewhere if he isn't dead from his heart condition. As matter of fact, my daughter tells me that now that he is out of his ex-wife's life, her life has turned around 100% for the better for both her and their kids. >

Reproductive abuser? My mind has gone wild with speculations lol >

The only conclusion I can come to is that he purposefully seduces someone to mother his kid, perhaps promising that he'll always be there forever ever and then bails when kid is born. >

Some people definitely have a breeding fetish >

Just dont follow up with "shit, you gonna keep It?", Whatever the answer is. >

After some crazy fertility issues, and 11 years of marriage, I called my sister to tell her I was finally pregnant. Her response “oh shit, you gonna keep it?” My absolute favorite response of anyone. >

"...yeah" >

This makes me recall an office conversation where a colleague announced that she was expecting. After the round of congratulations a guy asked her whose is it. The expecting mother was a bit taken aback by the question but still managed “my husband’s”. This guy, a non-native english speaker asked again “No, I mean boy or girl?”. 
The moment was hilarious. >

It depends on how you ask.

So who's the dad?

Unacceptable, rude, intrusive.

Who's nut dripped on your butt?

Polite, respectful, keeps the focus on the moment. >

Bespoke >

Perchance. >

You can't just say perchance