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Welcome welcome. Can I get you a coffee?
"I don't know Mom - I feel good studying in the library!" >

Fine! But Public nudity and sex is not okay in the library! >

Tell that to Oregon State students >

Story? I’m an (old) Duck but my bff is a Beav. I’d like to share the story with him. >

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it was a bit more than flashing her boobs >

Honestly, I'll take it as a win if people go to the library just to see topless girls, but happen to pick up a book once the post-nut clarity sets in. >

"My god, this Schopenhauer guy was right, we're just slaves to biological imperatives that are uncaring of our happiness."
(Next person to thumb through that book: "Why the fuck are these pages stuck together") >

“Chandler!!!” >

Puts a whole new meaning to 'speed reading '. >

It explains why Timmy spends so much time at the library... >

That box on your head!! Stylish, yet understated. >

Well, thank you Brilliant. Yours is quite the compliment as well. >

Aww shucks. Thanks. Brotherhood of the Box!! >

I guess I fit in here too >

Yes. Of course. And might I add that you look quite dapper yourself. >

I’m here for the boxhead meeting