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Then maybe you shouldn’t have invaded them IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!
Then fuckin do it asshole! >

Simple, just leave Ukrainian, all of it…. Done. >

And don’t forget to start pay reparations.  
It should only take about a century given the amount of damage you did(much of it unnecessary). >

Especially is they are paying in rubles. Cotton candy condensed into bricks has more value. >

Where the hell can I get cotton candy condensed into bricks!? >

Everywhere! It’s called…..candy! >

"I just want my hand to stop hurting."
- Man punching brick wall >

Actually not that complicated. It’s called a “general withdrawal order”, it is, in effect, where u withdraw your combat troops from an area. And hostilities end. I know right no one has ever thought of this before? >

I know a lot of people who swear by the withdrawal method. 
I also have nieces and nephews. >

Happy cake day. >

Russia has this mental-block of insisting to keep Donestk, Luhansk, and Crimea as the basis of any negotiation. They even told Ukraine it is the reality that Ukraine must accept. Russia has to be made to understand that a complete retreat to the pre-war borders is the new reality and it is the the only way to end the war. >

Russia is a begger state now. They don’t understand their new place. >

Cool, withdraw from Crimea and the rest of the occupied territory and start paying reparations. Seems easy enough. >

You could pull out of Ukraine tomorrow and no one would stop you, ~~pizda~~ pizdiuk. 
We're still going to arm them to the teeth an invite them into NATO.
Edit: Thanks to u/neckbeard_hater for the language lesson. >


pizda

I know what you were trying to say but the words pizdun (means "liar", derives from the word cnt), pizdiuk (lossely translatied as "cntbag", or his most popular nickname among Ukrainians and other Russian speakers, khuilo (dickhead), are more appropriate. In Russian you don't just call someone a literal c*nt. 
Thank you for coming to my ted talk >

You are the real hero! Thank you! >

I love that the world knows who the real threat is and will mock them mercilessly. >

Putin scared US for Patriot missiles and want end of war. >

All Putin has to do is fuck off. 
That's it. That's literally it. >

No, there must be reparations and punishment for war crimes too. >

That's after the war ends. 
Only thing stopping it from ending is Putin's ego. >

All talk, no action. >

He says shit like this all the time
Like how he wanted peace in Ukraine (after Russia wins)
When he says he wants the war to end he means after Russia wins
He's a dufus >

One of those wars that can be solved with a single bullet. >

Thousands upon thousands of his countrymen are dead, for no real reason. And yet he continues with this theatre.  The level of psychopathy required to conduct yourself the way Putin does is staggering to me. He has no humanity. >


Thousands upon thousands

Nearly a hundred thousand >

Then do it! >

Feel free to withdraw any time >

He's a liar and his breath stinks