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Just say you stole his laundry.
LOL congratulations on posting an actual “unpopular opinion”. These replies are hilarious >

I love it when this happens. The thread just goes up in flames and it's nice to see the worst of humanity from time to time. >

Trust me buddy if you think this the worst of humanity you been living a pretty good ignorant life keep it that way >

it was very obviously a hyperbole >

Unrelated, but there's just something fun about pronouncing hyperbole as "hyper-bowl" >

And doing it with confidence…I love being condescendingly, intentionally wrong. “Umm, I believe it’s pronounced ‘hyper-bowl’” >

It's also fun to say to a buddy when he says his wife is pregnant. >

"Raise it as if it's your own" >

"What?! I'm to be saddled with this misshapen...fine, then. But let him live with you here, in the church." >

“Maybe this foul creature may yet prove one day to be, of use… to me.” >

"And so he gave the child a name. A cruel name which means 'half-formed': Quasimodo."
"Now here is a riddle to guess if you can,"
Sing the bells of Notre Dame,
"Who is the monster and who is the man?"
Sing the bells, bells, bells, bells, bells, bells,
Belllllllls oooooooof Noooooooootreeeeeeee
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame! >

Favourite Disney soundtrack by a mile. >

Say "your husband!" If you want to stir the pot >

if its a guy. go surprise its yours. >

Lol that would never work on a redditor