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Hey. Hey. If you've got a fair bit of cash - like, not 'eating out at a roadside diner' cash, but also not 'A PS5 for Christmas' cash - I can think of some artists who would be quite happy to endow you with the befingered genitalia of your dreams.
The article was poorly translated, so I'm not sure I understood correctly, but it seems like a non-story? A handful of people are salty about this guy, and FIFA hasn't actually said or done anything? That's what I got out of it. >

That’s it. >

Lol what a fucking joke.
They can deal with slavery, hundreds of deaths, and abysmal human rights, but not a fucking dick joke? >

I was infuriated with the dick joke. My dick already has a tough enough time competing with the other dicks on the market out there.
Now, some guy is prancing around with a dick with fingers? Sorry, but I just can’t abide.