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Who gives a shit.
The article was poorly translated, so I'm not sure I understood correctly, but it seems like a non-story? A handful of people are salty about this guy, and FIFA hasn't actually said or done anything? That's what I got out of it. >

That’s it. >

Lol what a fucking joke.
They can deal with slavery, hundreds of deaths, and abysmal human rights, but not a fucking dick joke? >

I was infuriated with the dick joke. My dick already has a tough enough time competing with the other dicks on the market out there.
Now, some guy is prancing around with a dick with fingers? Sorry, but I just can’t abide. >

Hey. Hey. If you've got a fair bit of cash - like, not 'eating out at a roadside diner' cash, but also not 'A PS5 for Christmas' cash - I can think of some artists who would be quite happy to endow you with the befingered genitalia of your dreams. >

Please send their contact information.
I look forward to my new fink/weinger. >

Pretty much go to some websites that have a shitton of drawn porn and look for an artist whose style you like, then check their profile page for their contact info and probably some basic pricing details. Depending on artist and luck and whether or not you're willing to wait, this should run you somewhere between USD$50 and USD$250. >

FIFA: “ We must fix this outrage!”
“ the human rights abuses by the host nation?” 
“ No”
“ venues built by slave labor”
“ no”
“ the bribery and corruption that led to Qatar getting a bid in the first place?”
“No” >

Let's see, what-a problems can we solve?
Problem one -
No. >

If they wanted to, I'm sure they could fire salt bae out of a cannon.  Do it FIFA you cowards. >

It doesn't matter. This glorious picture will exist forever >

Football deciding to copy the worst rule from American football, illegal celebrations. >


In Europe they are outraged by the celebration... and ask that the reward be taken away

News to this European. Probably just a handful of French people. >

I mean maybe. He wasn’t the best keeper by far. Many others were better >

I didn't watch every game, but I would have thought teams like Morocco and Croatia would have a better keeper as they didn't have the attacking players to carry them. >

It was a dick move. >

Nice >

FIFA won't do anything , Argentina and FIFA have been doing business for decades, they know where the bodies are buried. >

I'm afraid to ask. >

🤐 >

Worth it.
Also, fuck Qatar.... and that dude in the robe has smelly shit just like everyone else, and when he dies, he'll rot like the rest of us.
Pale Blue Dot, motherfuckers.
Dissolve FIFA.... the only thing standing in the way between us and a different system is cooperation.... if all the big countries just got together and decided "you know what? We'll just start a different organization without all the blackjack and hookers..." >

But the blackjack and hookers are a feature, not a bug >

Yeah, if I was a dude at that level.... I'd be super happy with my blackjack and hookers at the expense of dead slaves....
BUT THAT'S THE FUCKING PROBLEM WE PRETEND THAT WE'D LIKE TO FIX >

Its kinda of BS award anyway.
player of the game sure,  best goalie?  how many are there on the winning side? >

He didn't deserve the award in the first place