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TIL: The Hamburglar is a prison guard!
A former north Alabama prison guard was arrested Tuesday and now faces a litany of charges

Honestly, him selling hamburgers is kind of a relief, given that opening. >

r/wholesomememes >

When asked for a statement, the suspect simply replied, "Robble robble." >

I've been laughing at this comment for ten minutes solid. If I had awards to give, you'd get all of them. >

Ya hate to see it.. >

Guess Randy finally left the trailer park and got a job as a prison guard. >

Muhfuckas with guts like that are most definitely NOT off the cheeseburgers >

dude escaped from gut-onamo bay namsayin >

Bake em away toys >

But did he also have the shakes that makes you quake or the fries that fry your eyes or is it just burgers? >

Close, he has the fries that’ll cross your eyes. Just watched this, lol. >

He exchanged the burgers for blowjobs >

Assburgers in the 1st degree. Figure since it's not a diagnosis anymore might as well repacked the term. >

Its still a legitimate medial condition-Oh wait you were referring aspergers?
My bad, as both the condition and the crime have similar outcomes in the end. >

Ooh my buns >

Damn. And here I thought Cheeseburger Eddie had turned his life around by getting that prison guard job. I see he was really just looking to become the middle man. >

The guard in the Danemora prison break was surprised she was charged with a crime for helping the 2 guys escape.  She actually said "I knew it (helping inmates escape) was against the rules, I didn't know it was against the law"
Yes, she said that.  it's in the documentary about the jailbreak where she tried to rebut the stuff about her in the miniseries >

I always wondered what ever happened to the Hamburglar;  now we know