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FIFA didn't get a cut of the Salt Bae's marketing $$$
FIFA simply cannot tolerate ethical violations. >

*when they haven’t gotten their cut. >

Maybe their cut was a $1600 steak wrapped in gold leaf. >

The fact that exists is just ridiculous >

That people pay for it is even more ridiculous.
Someday, somebody is going to sell human dung wrapped in gold foil. Or perhaps somebody already has. I fear to Google it. >

We need to treat our shit with more reverence. >

Ok, yes, FIFA is shit, but for real,. What the fuck was that dude doing on the damn pitch with the winners??? >

Holding up the trophy >

Smacking it with his hand while wearing a ring too.  Disgusting. >

That sound made me cringe. And he put his teeth on a medal. >

Worse, on several medals. >

I only saw the one! I would have flipped >

He bribed his way on. There it is. >

Well they know that, they want to find out why they weren't in on the bribe. >

Tons of foreign workers/guards and it's the last day for them to work in the country. Perfect time to take the money and run. >

"FIFA upset they were not adequately compensated for special access to field by 'celebrity' ticket holder"