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Simple enough to DIY I'd say, without being gross that is.
Get little tub of graphite powder and put some on your fingers while using a set of white keys for a day. Then give it a dry wipe with something like blue roll, then varnish with 5-10 super thin coats of matte polyurethane clear from a rattle can.
Little guy needs a bath. >

Ye, but if there was a set designed to look like that people would buy it. >

Ah yes the GMK GamerGunk >

$200 just for the alphas >

I gotta be honest I probably would buy them 😂 >

💀 >

DSA Battle Worn >

Thanks I hate it. 
Seriously, how does that swirly pattern on the spacebar occur? >

Potentially engineer, mechanic maybe? >

This should be tagged as NSFW. >

Is the spacebar LED by any chance blinking morse code asking for help? >

It's like the Blackbox on an airplane. Constantly sending out a distress signal hoping someone will come save it. >

That  looks fucking disgusting >

Yea, guys only want one thing and... >

I dont😁 >

Thanks for the nightmares >

That cable looks like it has one foot in the grave 😁 >

What work do you do ?. Genuinely curious >

I used to sell cars. See the tag in the top of the picture?  That's the standard tag used by every dealership in existence to label keys.  OP probably works for a company that sells and/or services cars, RVs, or some other motorsports equipment. Something with a VIN on it.
The stains on the keyboard remind me of what happens when a person constantly has some amount of motor oil or grease on their hands, so I'm guessing somewhere in the service chain.
It looks like a stock number of P20112 (dealerships frequently use the last 6 digits of the VIN for this), the color is blue, and it's marked new (the checkbox in the corner).  Which is a bit weird because it looks like the model year is 2020, so it's either a unit which has been sitting around for a long time or the picture isn't new.  OP has two posts recently removed from their post history, so being a karma-farming bot is possible.
Most dealerships reserve white tags for new sale units and use other colors for other purposes (used units, service, etc).  But new vehicles also pass through service, so that's not necessarily a contradiction. >

lol, I just like having that little tag on my keys, im a machinist, this is my shop keeb. I used to keep on top of t, but quickly lost that battle. >

Fair enough. >

Team vortex hell yeah >

Shop keeb not lookin so hot >

I assume this is in your garage or you work in automotive. >

But does it love you? LOL >

The keyboards the tire technicians be using: >

I can tell >

Son, this keyboard here was what we like to call- Ridden hard and put away wet. >

That prolly belongs to a right-handed gamer living in his parent's basement. They won't let him up until he takes a shower. >

As someone who wants to decorate my setup as a grunge almost abandoned building vibe, I’d very much buy key caps made to look like this