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Ok. So take everything and leave. But you wont. What you want is a victory. Which you wont.
Then fuckin do it asshole! >

Simple, just leave Ukrainian, all of it…. Done. >

And don’t forget to start pay reparations.  
It should only take about a century given the amount of damage you did(much of it unnecessary). >

Especially is they are paying in rubles. Cotton candy condensed into bricks has more value. >

Where the hell can I get cotton candy condensed into bricks!? >

Everywhere! It’s called…..candy! >

"I just want my hand to stop hurting."
- Man punching brick wall >

Actually not that complicated. It’s called a “general withdrawal order”, it is, in effect, where u withdraw your combat troops from an area. And hostilities end. I know right no one has ever thought of this before? >

I know a lot of people who swear by the withdrawal method. 
I also have nieces and nephews. >

Happy cake day. >

Russia has this mental-block of insisting to keep Donestk, Luhansk, and Crimea as the basis of any negotiation. They even told Ukraine it is the reality that Ukraine must accept. Russia has to be made to understand that a complete retreat to the pre-war borders is the new reality and it is the the only way to end the war. >

Russia is a begger state now. They don’t understand their new place. >

Cool, withdraw from Crimea and the rest of the occupied territory and start paying reparations. Seems easy enough. >

You could pull out of Ukraine tomorrow and no one would stop you, ~~pizda~~ pizdiuk. 
We're still going to arm them to the teeth an invite them into NATO.
Edit: Thanks to u/neckbeard_hater for the language lesson. >


pizda

I know what you were trying to say but the words pizdun (means "liar", derives from the word cnt), pizdiuk (lossely translatied as "cntbag", or his most popular nickname among Ukrainians and other Russian speakers, khuilo (dickhead), are more appropriate. In Russian you don't just call someone a literal c*nt. 
Thank you for coming to my ted talk >

You are the real hero! Thank you! >

I love that the world knows who the real threat is and will mock them mercilessly. >

Putin scared US for Patriot missiles and want end of war. >

All Putin has to do is fuck off. 
That's it. That's literally it. >

No, there must be reparations and punishment for war crimes too. >

That's after the war ends. 
Only thing stopping it from ending is Putin's ego. >

All talk, no action. >

He says shit like this all the time
Like how he wanted peace in Ukraine (after Russia wins)
When he says he wants the war to end he means after Russia wins
He's a dufus >

One of those wars that can be solved with a single bullet. >

Thousands upon thousands of his countrymen are dead, for no real reason. And yet he continues with this theatre.  The level of psychopathy required to conduct yourself the way Putin does is staggering to me. He has no humanity. >


Thousands upon thousands

Nearly a hundred thousand >

Then do it! >

Feel free to withdraw any time >

He's a liar and his breath stinks >

Then maybe you shouldn’t have invaded them IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!! >

All he has to do to stop the war is go and quietly kill himself. >

If only there was a single man in Russia who could withdraw all the Russian troops >

easy, withdraw.  There, I drew map for you, in crayons. >

Take the L and flee, you nazi dickhead! >

Just like his dad.... Can't pull out in time >

my cousin died in this war I wish the Ukraine spy agent would go and kill that aashole (Putin) >

Then pull out, like your father should have… >

Give the order Pooter.   The missiles and artillery are being fired from Russian soil and by Russian troops. >

I mean, just leave. >

Could be over tomorrow, cunt.... its 100% your call >

You may have misunderstood the translation.
He wants to end the war, annex entire Ukraine and continue genocide.
And to be honest, there is no war in Ukraine... /S >

What Ukraine? It's "small Russia"! There is no such thing like Ukraine! /S >

You can just like, blow the old "I give up" horn and all your dudes will go home and kiss their wives. >

"If only there was a way to pull my dick out of the beehive" 
-Man with dick in beehive, while thrusting and crying simultaneously. >

What war? He said it is special military operation all the time, Putin broken his mind again? >

Vlad, you can end it immediately.  Just issue a withdrawal order to your troops, now.  We will deal with you about reparations later. >

The Canadians came up with a really handy map of what's ruzzia and what's not ruzzia if it helps. >

Yes, but his pull out game is weak so... >

Then he should leave and resign his position. >

I'm not stopping him. >

I think winter has got the stopwatch going >

If only there were someone who could just, like, make it stop… >

No shut. He’s losing people, equipment, money, support. He wants out ASAP. >

Special Withdrawal Operation when? >

He's feeling the heat! 🤣 >

It’s fake >

This seems like a statement from a position of strength and security, but only to Putin himself. The reality is that this is a very loud statement of weakness and vulnerability to the entire world. >

This is like the 6th article I’ve seen that has this headline but makes no hint of what terms he wants to end the war on. >

The terms that Putin wants is that Russia wins and gets to keep all of the annexed land, even land that they currently do not control (see Kherson and Zaporizhzia as examples). >

Why make a statement instead of just calling all of your troops to come home? >

It’s a signal that he wants to talk and may request a ceasefire which would be a huge mistake for Ukraine. He wants a ceasefire to regroup his forces and build up a front in Belarus and do another winter attack on Kyiv. >

Serious question: If Putin were to withdraw the Russian troops, he'd still be held accountable as a war criminal. Who would prosecute him, and how would he get caught in the first place? >

Keep in mind he's saying this now out of selfishness. 
He's been putting off his thyroid, and gastrointestinal surgeries for months because of the war. >

We agree. Now pack your bags. You’re going on a road trip…out of Ukraine.