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Received 15 billion ripping off the public. Spent 30 million on lobbying. 
Fined 1 million for antitrust law violations. 
Continuing the US tradition of purchasing legislators PRICELESS!
If they lose an antitrust case, I hope they have to pay their fine + lawyer fee, judge fee, court fee, taxes, delivery fee, fine delivery fee, antitrust fee, corporate greed fee and screwing the consumer fee. >

And if they pay online, there’s a processing fee. If they don’t pay online, still a fee. >

And if they want to print out a receipt for the fee, there's a fee. >

Whoops. Looks like someone took the last fee, but it looks like you still owe more fees. You’ll have to pay extra to regain the privilege of paying fees.