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Sacha baron Cohen?  🤣
To add to all the other lies. The most egregious one was lying about his grandparents escaping the holocaust. >

sooner or later we're goingto find out that george santos doesn't exist. he's probably just three jared kushners in a trenchcoat. >

to be fair a jared kushner is probably three homunculus zuckerburgs in a trenchcoat >

Does that mean that George santos is 9 mark Zuckerberg’s? What a depressing thought >

That's the entire population of the Metaverse right there >

r/TheyDidTheMetaMath >

“I am openly gay, have never had an issue with my sexual identity in the past decade, and I can tell you and assure you, I will always be an advocate for LGBTQ folks,”
..Santos appears to be the subject of a previously unacknowledged Sept. 2019 divorce with a woman in Queens County, New York. The divorce—which Santos has not discussed publicly—adds new uncertainty to his already shaky biographical and political claims.
Wow, lying about being gay wasn't on my bingo card. >

It was on mine! >

That's a Numberwang! >

I was going to play devils advocate, but then...

“I am openly gay, have never had an issue with my sexual identity in the past decade

And the marriage was in 2019.
Myeah... I was going to say something about gay people marrying the opposite gender for various reasons.
But this guy is obviously just a fucking liar. >

Whatever oppo research firm was hired to vet him, before the election, failed miserably and should be ran out of business.
Or if the person in charge of the Dem campaign didn't hire one, they should be fired. >

Some paper already tried to make this about the “failure of the NY Democrats for failing to catch this and act on it before the election” - and while there is a GRAIN of truth there - the Democratic Party did drop the ball pretty bad here - it absolutely isn’t their problem that an openly full of shit huckster is not just able to run as a Republican and win, but more and more lately it seems to be a selling point to the base. >

I'm not disagreeing this is 100% the GOP's fault.
But this is a very legit question to ask "How much do you suck at oppo to allow an easy win like this to fade?" >

it's definitely a failure for the democrats to call out this guy's bullshittery at full volume.
that being said, this guy should have been disqualified on day one. >

Maybe the Dems did vet him, laughed their heads off and decided to let it ride and see what happens when the sheister hits the fan. >

Is there anything true about this guy's biography?  Are we even sure that he is a real person and not just a swarm of rabid squirrels wearing a suit of human skin? >

has anybody seen Sachs Baron Cohen lately?? >

Could you fuckin imagine if Sacha Baron Cohen got himself elected as a republican just for a new TV show lol >

I could see it >

Anyone know how this is playing out in his congressional district? Wondering if his voters give a shit or if it's all good since the got +1R out of this whole scam. >

I wonder if it’s like the Herschel Walker effect where the the R was enough to nearly put him in the Senate. >

No, the Long Island distract this guy won went for Biden by like ten points. >

I jokingly said after the last reveal of everything this dude lied about next you are going to tell me he isn't gay... And no he lied about that too. >

We were all waiting for that shoe to drop. >

He's also probably not Jewish, either. >

It’s a Hanukkah miracle >

Everyone saying this is a failure of the DNC: local reporters were reporting on this stuff because the local Democrats had oppo researchers, it just didn't get any traction. There are local reporters tearing their hair out on twitter because they knew this months ago and nothing happened. >

Probably holding on to the story themselves…? It often takes the involvement of a respected national news organization for the credibility needed to get any real traction. Should have involved the big guns sooner if they had any inkling it could be this bad. >

They reported on it. It didn't get national attention because sometimes things get lost in the cycle. The DNC does not control the national press >

Sorry, I meant the local reporters not the DNC. >

So he definitely isn't Jewish, definitely isn't gay, definitely didn't graduate from NYU or Baruch University, definitely didn't work for Citibank or JP Morgan but definitely does have a rap sheet in Brazil for stealing credit cards and two evictions for not paying rent >

You forgot:  Definitely doesn't live at the NY address he listed on his campaign filing.  Definitely did list an address in FL as his primary residence on his shell company incorporation filing. >

I believe what we are seeing here is a somewhat successful case of identity theft. I do not believe this person’s name is George Santos. >

Movie starring di caprio within next couple years. >

Directed by Scorsese? >

I can already hear the Oscar buzz. >

Legit who even is this guy? Does he actually exist? I had to go watch live footage of him to be convinced he’s a person. 
He sure as hell isn’t named George Santos and he does not have a husband and four dogs. Has anyone even physically seen him since this news dropped? Who paid him all the money to pull this off?