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This is not in the least an Onion like article.
You generally only get one chance to defend yourself so you hire a good lawyer.  Abbe Lowell is top notch. Kusher isn't stupid like Trump who hires crappy lawyers. You don't read about Kusher legal problems because he gets the problem solved.
Im sure he made that as a joke >

I mean he has a counter cuit of revenge porn if a few of them try to sue him >

What a complete waste of time and tax dollars, lol