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Accidentally jizzed in their pants.
One of these days they are going to screw up an hit Japan. It will not go well for them. >

This would be a good time to remind Kim that Japan and US have a mutual defense agreement that commits each other to come to the others aid if attacked by a foreign nation. 
The US’ military support for defending Japan would dwarf anything we’ve seen with Ukraine. >

Japan could handle NK easy by itself >

Japan could handle China by themselves >

As long as there wasn’t a huge ground war yes. China is unproven and Japan basically is at this point now. If no ground war is involved I agree >

Yes, but Japanese military tradition, tactics, and budget was gutted for a looooong time after the obvious. Who knows if they will still be that same terrifying force. Same goes for Germany >

Ah no worries Japan’s navy is stacked >

Arms kerfuffle? Missiles. Need food aid? Missiles. No one is paying attention to your rat-fucked country? Believe it or not, missiles. >

Poor fish. >

He's like Steve Carell in Anchorman, when they're all fighting and he's just there screaming with a grenade lol >

I killed a man with a trident! >

NK is like a little kid having a tantrum, throwing his toys around. >

Thank god most of them are broken >

Do you think they have to replace all of the toys they throw away or does China give them missiles for Christmas? >

Go away little man. People have real issues and we've not time for your shenanigans. >

Pathetic that North Korea needs to test missiles that the rest of the world has had for decades. >

Not to mention, spending millions and billions on missiles when the majority of their country live in poverty and rely on foreign aid for food >

we sooo mad we gonna shoot a missle into the sea! >

Kim, the great Fish Murderer. Kim, the Plague unto the Sea. Kim, a Sea Man. >

Please pay attention to me!! >

He’s like Kanye. When he’s not being talked about, he tries to become trendy again >

Thanks North Korea for being rude. >

They're just being themselves >

Someone says something about us?
That’s a misslin’
Someone else fighting a war?
That’s a misslin’
Someone say Japan?
That’s a misslin’
Someone call glorious leader little fat boy?
That’s a misslin’ >

Into the ocean I assume lol >

"North Korea fired two ballistic missiles toward the sea off its east coast on Friday"
Yep >

Fish in those waters don't stand a chance with rocketmans multimillion dollar fishing gear. >

im just glad i dont live anywhere near n.korea or russia >

Near the oceans off north korea * >

Of* >

"off" as in "away". He wasn't saying "North Korean Ocean" (because that's not a thing) >

Wow, surprise. Even the comments from this thread are the same as every day they fire missiles. >

North Korea reminds me of the parent who tries to be strict with their kids but never really doles out any consequences… you know, the one in the supermarket that can be heard saying “Alright Timmy, I’m gonna give you to the count of three to put that candy back! One…two… two and one sixty fourth…” >

Take that ya fish >

So what happens to all these missiles in the ocean? Does Japan have to go and try to clean them up? I imagine they're a bit of a growing hazard to non-military endeavors: marine research, fishing, etc. >

NK is supplying arms to Cthulhu. >

This title sounds like Kim is just sitting there fuming and is like "I'm angry fire a missile at the ocean!" >

Yeah. It’s kind of become like a DPRK fart and hardly newsworthy. >

Let me guess, into the ocean?
NK is useless. >

Personally, at this point it would be fun to 'test' a dummy ICBM.  
Launched from the continental US and landing squarely at the feet of Kimmy boy in NK.
Would be horribly irresponsible considering the current world stage but a guy can dream and giggle a bit right? >

Prob not a good idea to piss off a guy 1. has anger management issue 2. No one can say no 3. has nuke 4. would be happy to sell that nuke to the long list of enemy US have. >

Kimmy can't retaliate.  China and Russia probably can.
So NK?  Totally game for pissing that fat bastard off.  Maybe not China tho... >

Problem with M.A.D is that no one comes out as winner.
Don't pick a fight with someone who has nothing to lose. >

The problem with existence is that no one comes out a winner....
Imagine being in some island tribe in the Philippines that basically just hunts, gathers, and fucks and they've been doing it like that for thousands.... but all the sudden they have to live in a fucking nuclear wasteland..... because.....some guys.... I guess.... got mad at each other..... and now everyfuckingbody has to suffer.... >

I remember when I used to take North Korea seriously, but just barely. >

A little hair trigger trouble there Kim? >

All of this posturing is such bullshit!!  Just keep eyes n NK and shut up. >

Can we... not have World War 3 please? >

I'm concerned about the rise in sea levels by the sheer volume of missiles NK keeps firing  into it.  Maybe they won't have any left when they really need them. >

They do that sometimes, don't worry about it >

We get it kimmy you have missiles , now shut up >

Off to the sea you go, fast one.... >

North korea be like: "okay... maybe we need to invent some kind of targeting system now.." >

Every missile fired by the petulant children running this poor country is one less sold to Russia to be used against Ukraine. >

“I’m here too!” - N. Korea probably >

NK fires missiles every time Kim jong moo has gas, this is not news worthy. >

When I'm feeling tension I just bash one out >

Fat-boi-Kim must get a stiffy every time he fires off a rocket. 
(If you can picture him peering out of a slit in a heavily fortified bunker and jacking off while watching a missile leave the launch pad, you have my sympathies. It's a sad and funny picture,... and kinda gross, but mostly sad.)
Maybe it's time to do a few more fly-overs of North Korea with our strategic bombers,... that always gets a fun rise out of the little fucker. >

Tum Tum angry, Tum Tum shoot missile at fish, Tum Tum show them! >

Where's Goldeneye when you need it to wipe out the DMZ >

Craving for attention. >

North Korea fires mislile amid nothing as Well >

When every comment you read is the same variation on a sentiment, you have discovered the echo chamber. >

Imagine having beef with somebody who literally can't fight back and still losing. >

Take that you dirty sea >

Only gonna get dirtier if they keep littering in it