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:-O! How much of the rust?? No, wait! It doesn’t matter! I’ll put in an order for fifty thousand of them! You don’t even need to deliver any to me. We’ll bang out the paperwork, and split the allocated cash between us!
When pressed on lack of resources, manpower, and corrupt officials siphoning off funds, Putin retorted: "git gud" >

Be best >

Some industrialist about to get a new mega yacht. >

In response, Russias defence industry presents it's new weapon system: AK-47 (meaning it's literally from 1947) but with a bit of the rust polished off with sandpaper