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The optimal glug?
Not everything is made with rainbows and unicorn farts.
Some of us are filled with enough self-loathing that black coffee tastes like a treat. >

I like my coffee so black you can float a horse shoe in it, different strokes I guess >

I'll have to remember this one.  I always say that I like my coffee so strong that I just have to break off a chunk and sprinkle a little sugar on it. >

I like coffee, earthy, rich taste to it. Whether it be black coffee or milk coffee. I like it.
When i was younger i never liked it, but i guess it's an acquired taste or my taste palette has just changed over time. >

Water is certainly the OG