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😁 Yeah, well, I may have misspoke; now I see that the brouhaha about his “alleged” crime in Brazil involved his mother as well…
He hasn’t been this sad since his dog died in the Hindenburg disaster. >

I thought his dog died in the Hercules Powder plant explosion. 🤷🏻‍♂️ 
Actually, his dog died in both. >

Fake news.  His dog died in the Bowling Green massacre.  It was killed by the Gaspacho police. >

Um no, it was in the space shuttle Challenger explosion, and it was his cat. Get your facts straight! >

Guys, guys.  C'mon, be more respectful.  The dude lost his mom yesterday in 9/11 >

2022 >

What a piece of shit. >

I hope is unhappy and miserable, I truly do >

busy texting his wife, morgan fairchild >

That’s the ticket. >

They should nominate him for speaker, he's the physical manifestation of the modern GOP. >

What if every Democrat voted for him tomorrow on the first ballot? >

No. It looks too good for Jeffries to be at the top of the list each vote. We should be thankful no one has nominated Trump cause the crazy caucus might actual vote for him for fear of losing their next primary. >

How many votes do you think trump would get?  I think all the votes for Mccarthy could stick with Mccarthy. 
I know that historically Mccarthy was obsequious to trump, but I think that is all over. >

I'd get all of the Votes, all 500 of them, even the Radical Left would vote for me because I'm too good at speaking not to be Speaker.  Obama almost couldn't make it through a Speech but yet the Fake News was fine with it, they said it's fine, I came in did an Incredible Job and they didn't even wanna talk about it, it's really probably a record for Presidential Harassment with how unfairly I've been treated, we wouldn't even have a Country if it wasn't for me. >

Word is he's got cooties. >

Worse than that, nobody in the GOP wants footage of themself sitting next to him to appear in their opponent's 2024 campaign commercial. >

When talking to AOC is less taboo, you know you’re in trouble. >

It’s just the chronic pain he suffers since losing his legs on the beach at Normandy. >

Is there any indication that he's hired a Chief of Staff, or anyone at all ?
There was a long-haired blonde woman trying to keep up with him in the House building basement when he was (mildly hilariously) pursued by reporters into a dead-end.   She looked terrified.
His campaign manager was a young GOP organizer from Ohio;  I don't see any evidence (just surfing LinkedIn) that he's joined the DC staff.
Santos didn't even bring his husband to the House floor, and wasn't wearing his wedding band.   
He deserves the scorn and ridicule he is getting, but wow, his feelings of abandonment must be measurable from space. >

Man if I were him I'd never even have showed up.  I'd've already left for that SE Asia backpacking trip I've never once dreamed of. >

With what money? He is unhireable for the rest of eternity. He is severely fucked unless he tries to milk the shit out of this and rebuild himself. I hate the guy but yeh. >

Nah this guy could have a spot on Fox nation or something easy. >

Zero is going to happen to this guy during this Congress. He won’t be on any committees. The Republicans will keep him around as a vote and nothing more. He is the mascot of the Republican controlled House. >

Bingo, just like boebert was a washed up wannabe actress. It's all just performative. Santos should have just gone all in on the character. >

When you don't get invited to the cocaine orgy. >

He and Cawthorne can hold their own cocaine orgy, with blackjack and hookers.  Hookers can even be cousins! >

Or the hookers could even be sisters! >

So, for four years he's just going to show up at the office and do .....nothing....all day?  That's an excellent grift. >

Two years, no? >

This is good tea >

He cannot be sworn in until the speaker is selected. >

He claimed he was sworn in today 😂 >

He got sworn at.  Some people were heard swearing at him. >

I always tell my kids that nobody wants to play with kids that lie. Guess Santos’ mother never taught him that lesson >

Well, tbf she may have tried… >

Until she died on 9/11. In 2016