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Saw a documentary about this and saw how they live in the arctic. 
 Thousands standing really close to each other getting blasted by wind in the pitch black night and subfreezing temperatures trying to keep warm and some with the eggs on their feet.
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They actually hold the egg atop their feet! 
Huh. Why do I know this? >

Male penguins also have a small paunch to cover the egg to keep the top warm. Female penguins will seek out the most dadbod penguin to have chicks with. >

Peak male performance. >

*Applies only if you're a penguin >

Damn shame I'm not a penguin then >

Finally, a plausible explanation for Danny Devito's sex appeal...^s/2 >

Whoa, is that the square root of sarcasm?? >

Half sarcastic... The superscript is not meant to be mathematical, rather it suits my aesthetic preferences.
The root of sarcasm in /s^1/2 you^2 ! >

Lol yeah it’s the root of the power of sarcasm. Maybe even cooler >

Thanks, this is a proud moment for me. I raised it that way... >

random antarctic fact: the snowy sheathbill is antarctica's only land bird and it likes to drink milk from sleeping seals on the beach >

Stole my fucking milk, can't have shit in Antarctica... >

you can have frostbite :) >

the frostbite fell off my hand and took my finger, cant have shit in antarctica >

Surprisingly, their body temperature (and therefore their butts) is only about a degree warmer than humans. >

Yeah they're more insulation than furnace. >

I know what to warm up my fingers with if I move to antarctica >

finger💀 >

I already caught one, I can catch nine more. >

Just pop em on there like they're olives.