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Word is he's got cooties.
He hasn’t been this sad since his dog died in the Hindenburg disaster. >

I thought his dog died in the Hercules Powder plant explosion. 🤷🏻‍♂️ 
Actually, his dog died in both. >

Fake news.  His dog died in the Bowling Green massacre.  It was killed by the Gaspacho police. >

Um no, it was in the space shuttle Challenger explosion, and it was his cat. Get your facts straight! >

Guys, guys.  C'mon, be more respectful.  The dude lost his mom yesterday in 9/11 >

2022 >

What a piece of shit. >

I hope is unhappy and miserable, I truly do >

busy texting his wife, morgan fairchild >

That’s the ticket. >

They should nominate him for speaker, he's the physical manifestation of the modern GOP. >

What if every Democrat voted for him tomorrow on the first ballot? >

No. It looks too good for Jeffries to be at the top of the list each vote. We should be thankful no one has nominated Trump cause the crazy caucus might actual vote for him for fear of losing their next primary. >

How many votes do you think trump would get?  I think all the votes for Mccarthy could stick with Mccarthy. 
I know that historically Mccarthy was obsequious to trump, but I think that is all over. >

I'd get all of the Votes, all 500 of them, even the Radical Left would vote for me because I'm too good at speaking not to be Speaker.  Obama almost couldn't make it through a Speech but yet the Fake News was fine with it, they said it's fine, I came in did an Incredible Job and they didn't even wanna talk about it, it's really probably a record for Presidential Harassment with how unfairly I've been treated, we wouldn't even have a Country if it wasn't for me.