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Flor-i-duh
You k ow its going to be interesting if Florida man is involved >

back in the 1980s when i was a shitty teenaged dopehead i pulled a burglary, and because i was a bit drunk & overly confident i called a taxi in the name of expedience and convenience 
of course, when my ride pulled up to my destination i was immediately surrounded by police, arrested, and ended up doing a few months at los padrinos 
it's one of those embarrassing things from my youth that i recall as i'm falling asleep at night, and stories like this always take some of the sting off >

Lol.  This story. Should have called a task rabbit. 
“She called 911 for the purpose of having law enforcement assist (them) with moving their belongings from the house (the one they were burglarizing),” the sheriff’s office said. “And they were trying to get a ride to the airport, because they wanted to go to New York for the weekend.”