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I've always called them squishy chips
You're a monster, but take my upvote for "flaccid french fries" >

OP cured me of my least healthy habit with one adjective. >

maybe don’t call em flaccid >

I'm not sure when penises decided they'd co-opt flaccid, but I wish they would have consulted everyone. It's a wonderful word. >

I got a similar comment when I used the word girth to describe width. >

i have no opinion on this i’m just so bothered but the use of the word “flaccid” >

This is absolutely true. Floppy fries have the absolute best flavor. >

I want a Christmas movie about your love story. >

Get this—she likes the flat wings and I like the drumsticks. Also she likes D and I like V >

If it's flaccid, you ain't gonna get any poutine. >

Bravo 👏👏👏👏👏 >

That's disgusting. Take my upvote. >

This might have to be in the running for most r/unpopularopinion in 2023 and we're 2 days in.  Take my upvote you flaccid french fry lover >

What the hell is this >

You dip potato chips in applesauce too don't you? >

In peanut butter >

Flaccid fries can only exist if covered in chili and cheese >

I like the greasy soft fries way more than crispy and dry. >

This opinion is somewhat understandable if the flaccid frenchies are not moist. >

Now, that would just be gross. >

this is so valid, I’ve never met anyone else who agrees but crunchy fries are the devil >

Fries shouldn't be crunchy they should be crispy. >

Disgusting.
... Upvote >

I agree. I hate fresh fries. I will, now, only refer to them as flaccid fries. >

Super weird word choice but ok >

Just go eat mashed potatoes fam. Upvote >

The truth teller here >

Agreed. Especially with wings >

My issue is when they taste soggy, like they are poorly de-thawed fresh out of the freezer. >

I call it a blasphemy. 
You should be sentenced to eat green beans instead of that delightful food for the rest of your life >

I think you should of said "flaccid french fries are better than erected french fries" >

I will politely proffer that you HAVE entered your most detestable prose in the UN-popular opinion sub, so therefore I will assume that MOST people will disagree with you.  Myself included.  My lovely wife and I absolutely detest "flaccid" french fries.  Crispy and crunchy are DEFINITELY the way to go.  
You stand corrected.  You're welcome. >

Flaccid French fries available near you >

You fucking psycho. Jesus Christ this post traumatized me.
s/ >


flaccid french fries

/r/murderedbywords - except just one word really, and you murdered your own favorite fries. >

r/angryupvote >

POPULAR OPINION … the word flaccid is the worst..
I do love fries tho… started keto this week… FML 🍟☹️ >

You also like your steak well-done? >

Do you eat them with a fork?
I prefer crunchy. But when I do bite the bullet and eat a soft fry, I have to use a fork in order to dip them. >

THIS POST IS BASED THANK YOU >

I agree, but I say floppy. >

Finally someone who gets it >

sounds like OP likes Chik Fil A waffle fries >

Soft fries can good but they gonna have some kick ass seasoning. >

Haha true >

Then I have a deal for you…. >

This post made more than some French Fries flaccid >

YES. >

Mmmmmm yesssss >

While i completely respect your opinion on the matter; what he fuck >

But don't flaccid fries firm up (engorge?) in your mouth? >

I can respect that opinion but I'm begging you to use literally any other word than flaccid >

soggy flaccid french fries are the
bomb >

100%. A floppy fry always tastes unique and godlike next to their priapism afflicted comrades. Probably extra greasy, but still yummy >


Peanut oil, enough said. >

I don't like any French fries.  Onion rings are way better. >

I’ve never been so disappointed in someone I don’t know. >

Only if they are fresh cut. Soft frozen fries are just gross. >

Agree completely. I’ve tried to post the same here and got auto filtered so kudos to you getting around it.
Soggy fries are superior! >

I’m upvoting because yeah very unpopular and also I totally disagree btw >

100% agree. What can I say, I'm more of a mash potato gal than a crispy hashbrown one. >

Listen, I don't disagree, but don't say it like that... >

OP said they like they fries with a little ED >

Both…both is good >

Yaaaaassssssssss >

It doesn't get any better than flaccid ruffled fries and ranch dressing. >

Wendy’s fries kinda soggy are amazing >

no >

Yowza! yowza! yowza! OP coming in with a haymaker!
2023 is looking good for this sub. >

You should come to South Africa, then.  We consider those a delicacy.  You fry the fries like normal, then drench them in vinegar and let it sit in a bowl or pan until they soften again - but not too much. A touch of crunch is still welcome! >

Bruh why did you have to refer to them as flaccid. >

Crispy>”flaccid”>crunchy >

Had my vote at flaccid french fries >


Flaccid >

Truely unpopular >

I agree, am I supposed to downvote now >

flaccid is such a dumb fucking word. It's spelled like it'd be pronounced "flaxid" or "flackid", but instead it's "flassid", like why tf are there two c's >

Remove this man >

They're only better flaccid if they're soaked in vinegar. >

Unpopular opinion: Flaccid french fries should actually be called Limp Belgians >

lol >

No. >

Im Belgian and I felt that in my heart. >

Completely agree >

Acid reflux intensifies.. >

yes agreed >

Fries should be crunchy