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back in the 1980s when i was a shitty teenaged dopehead i pulled a burglary, and because i was a bit drunk & overly confident i called a taxi in the name of expedience and convenience 
of course, when my ride pulled up to my destination i was immediately surrounded by police, arrested, and ended up doing a few months at los padrinos 
it's one of those embarrassing things from my youth that i recall as i'm falling asleep at night, and stories like this always take some of the sting off
You k ow its going to be interesting if Florida man is involved