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Why not. He is now the face of the GQP. Liars and criminals
He is honestly a better representation of the GOP than anyone else: a sociopathic fucking liar wanted for crimes in other countries. >

He was already the speaker so he has experience. Also his time as google ceo makes him good at administrative duties. It’s sad that he won’t be able to as he has to fly to the moon on nasa’s next launch. >

I don’t think people realise how much experience he has as a former Republican Vice President. He’d be invaluable as speaker. >

The man cured cancer while playing in the NFL and winning 8 superbowls. >

He delivered my second child on a bus. >

Why all the confusion??  As the article states:                                  
"Meanwhile, the perfect candidate is staring them right in the face. Why all the confusion? There’s one obvious answer — the one man who, in the spirit of Donald Trump, embodies everything the Republican Party stands for today. The one man who’s perfect for the job: New York’s newly elected Rep. George Santos." >

Ironic / sarcastic headlines don't have a chance in the "just up/downvote based on the headlines" soc-media culture right now. >

tbf i read only the headline and immediately knew it was satire and what it was getting at. >

Exactly >


And, in desperation, some Republicans are beating the bushes looking for anybody — even a former member or non-member of Congress — willing to take the job. 

uhh,   sounds like they're going to elect Trump himself. >

The funny part about that would be Trump would actually have to show up for work.  I doubt he'd accept >

I kind of agree with this.
He's the quintessential Republican, they should own being the party of perpetual lies, horseshit, and conmen outright for a change. >

He has proven that he can lie on his feet, and is a wanted criminal in Brazil. He is overqualified to be a GOP Speaker. >

Oh that the ‘Pants on Fire’ order of the world could be true for just one day…. >

I’m holding out for someone more intellectual. Like Boebert. >

She would be the rotten cherry on top of the shit sundae. The GOP deserves her a Speaker. >

He would be the first black, gay, Jewish, Muslim, Latino, Asian, millionaire speaker. >

He’s starting the Islamic Jews for Jesus caucus. >

"George Santos, the most honest Republican in office." >

Well.... to be fair, he does speak for the entirety of the GOP.... (and like them also...) >

They COULD have run him as a DINO. Peculiarly honorable of them not to. I think? I'm so confused. >

George Santos pulls off a skin mask to reveal Trump's face. >

This just in:  his name is actually Ralph. >

He really does have the resume for it. >

Well said Bill!   NOTE:  this is snark! >

Why not Boebert or Greene? They're the best icons of Republicans. Lmao.