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Does Tuckertron 9000 run on frozen machine oil?
This is in the Virgin Islands, for those who didn’t immediately get the references to V.I. or USVI. >

For a second there, I thought I was in the wrong timeline again. >

Well, if she was terminated by a T-1000, you can bet you're on a new timeline now. >

"Tonight on Skynet Tonight, another caravan of humans attempting to cross the border of the 011 of New Microsoft, we go live with the Tuckertron 9000 for his report."