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Can New Yorkers recall him before he’s already taken office?
This guy is a cartoon character.
There's not one single storyline about him that's not ridiculously outlandish. >

This is pretty on point for the republican party though. Didn't Trump tell like 30,000 verified lies during office alone? >

Yep, just over 30,000 public lies in 4 years, which of course does not include lies he told in private. Which comes out to be at least 20.5 lies a day. >

That... Can't be true, can it?? Like, just mathematically, surely that's way too much?? >

"Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you're a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are — nuclear is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible." >

This passage reads to me like a very bad impression of Boomhauer from King of the Hill >

Yeah, but that would be downright coherent! >


To stop liars like Santos ever getting into office, out gay Rep. Ritchie Torres (D-NY) said he’ll introduce the Stop Another Non-Truthful Office Seeker (SANTOS) Act. The act would require House candidates to provide details of their backgrounds under oath.

My god, I love this more than I can say. >

So this gives politicians the power to stop people from running for office? That doesn’t sound scary to anyone else? >

If you can’t affirm your financial records and employment history under the penalty of perjury, you shouldn’t run for office. They also have the option to not seat him, but Republicans don’t give a shit. >


They also have the option to not seat him, but Republicans don’t give a shit.

they totally do give a shit, just about winning and only winning. 
“If conservatives become convinced that they cannot win democratically, they will not abandon conservatism. They will reject democracy.” >

Right, but that's the Democrats, too. GOP attacks voters, Dems attack at the candidate level, ensuring only the vetted are given a chance. Dems in power have kept Green candidates off the ballot illegally. >

Source please >

Umm they were challenging if Green Party candidate had enough signatures to appear on the ballot in 2018.  That wasn't illegal, even if you believe it was done in bad faith. >

Who is they? >

According to your first linked article, the Democratic Party of the State of Montana...

On Monday, an attorney for the state Democratic Party filed a complaint in Lewis and Clark County District Court saying Stapleton incorrectly certified 180 signatures on petitions to get Greens onto the ballot. Democrats say those should be thrown out, which would mean Greens failed to get enough signatures to get on the ballot this year. >

I mean, yeah.  Someone who lies that much has clearly made a lifelong habit of it.  We'll soon learn that his name is Claudia Dixon, and he's a resident of Toronto Ontario, who has thus far in life earned a living cold calling people about scam extended warranties. >

This is one of the rare cases I don't think there is much left for him to lie about he's fabricated damn near everything about himself already. >

Dude lied about his mother dying in 9/11, to NY'ers, to win an election.
That's about as low as you can go, can't trust a damn word he says. >

And to talk about her experience on that fateful day, here’s my mom! >

Santos mom: "I wish I could have been here today to join you in remembrance of all of us that lost our lives in this senseless act of terrorism". >

The guy comes off like a character from The Good Place, who is actually in the Bad Place, before they have shown any personal growth or undergone any redemption. So, basically a caricature of bad person. >

He's basically Eliot from Search Party.
Pathological liar narcissist gay guy in NY who flips political allegiance and panders to the right wing because they're more liable to idolize an outrageous cult personality figure. >

I’m glad I’m not the only person who thought of this, haha. >

And instead of condemning Santos, the GOP is remaining quiet because Kevin McCarthy needs his vote. >

He already failed to get enough votes even after two rounds lol.  Hell, the Democratic minority leader got more votes. >

You don't have to have had a relationship with Santos to know that!
This person lied about every area of his life already. What else is left? >

I'm waiting for him to admit that he isn't gay. >

He’s like if that Dean Browning tweet became a person. >

Will you guys give him a break already. He’s still traumatized and has ptsd from that time when he was a boy and two burglars tried breaking into his house over Christmas and he had to foil them with a variety of traps. >

It’s funny knowing guys like this. One acquaintance has a million stories that end with a baseball stadium halting play to give him, yes him, a brief standing ovation for standing up to a bully in the stands. Among other scenarios. It’s a trip being told stuff like that with a straight face. >

Worked with a guy who said some band pulled him onstage and gave him a guitar that he played perfectly on for a few bars or whatever and surprised the band members....
He was at a party at another worker's apartment and this other employee actually had an acoustic there and handed it to story guy. He didn't even know how to hold it or fret a note. >

That’s the guy >

This dude is a pathological liar and narcissist. 
He is straight up unfit for office and a danger to the nation as a member of congress. >


This dude is a pathological liar and narcissist. 

Careful, the Republicans will want him for President. >

I'd be more surprised if he'd told us that was all of the lies. >

I am assuming that George Santos is not even his real name at this point. >

I am surprised to learn he is actually gay. I was sure that was gonna be the next lie >

For a while, it did seem like a lie... when the media found out about his ex-wife. It's unclear if this was an "appearances" marriage, he's bisexual, or he repressed his sexuality for a time. Frankly I don't really care, since either way it's the most truthful campaign message he's put out. >

My guess is on fake marriage for a Green Card. A lady wanted to get out of a foreign country and he got paid money to help her by marrying her. All while he is dating guys. >

At this point, is it easier to just make a list of what he has told the truth about? Do we even know if his name is really George Santos? >

Maybe his real name is Santos L. Helper? >

Simpson pulls always get an upvote. >

He actually lives with the Smith family in Langley Falls. "America, I haven't been entirely truthful with you" >

They'd best secure the nation's strategic pecan sandies reserve. >

Oh Franual >


His ex-boyfriend, Pedro Vilarva, said that, while they lived together, he paid many bills for Santos. He suspects that Santos stole and pawned his phone for cash. “He used to say he would get money from Citigroup, he was an investor,” Vilarva said. “One day it’s one thing, one day it’s another thing. He never ever actually went to work.” After finding online proof that Santos had faced legal charges in Brazil for forging checks belonging to his mother’s client, Vilarva packed all of his belongings into trash bags and moved out. Santos has since denied any wrongdoing, though Brazilian records show he admitted to the check forging at the time.

This is actually just sad now. This is actual mental illness. >

Exactly. I knew someone like this in my 20s, and on one hand, it's so horrifying and everyone must flee such a character, but on the other hand, it's so sad and pathetic. But on both one foot and the other, it's so horrifying and everyone must flee such a character. 
That guy I knew actually messaged me a few years ago with an interest in rekindling. I gave him one chance to fess up to the ways he'd burned almost everyone we knew back in the day. When he mealy-mouthed around any accountability for his behavior, I cut that conversation back off. 
A mutual friend ran into him at a party and said he was still telling stories about his dad in the CIA, twenty years after he'd been sharing that bullshit with us. 
It's truly a horrific mental illness, but too dangerous to embrace any sympathy. >

At this point it wouldn't surprise me to learn that he's actually a straight black woman.  Nothing about him seems true. >

He's actually straight >

Honestly, I'm surprised he's actually gay. The PoS lied about every other fucking aspect of his life. >


his mother, Fatima Devolder

I know there are more important matters at hand, but can we take a moment to talk about how ridiculous and impossible the name "Fatima Devolder" is? It sounds like the name of a rich heiress in a farcical murder mystery. >

It sounds like he saw an old sign with several letters fallen off, and put the remaining letters together to make up the name. >

It might be a shorter list to tell people what he HASN'T lied about. >

Santos has not lied about the following things: >

He’s a person? >

Gay MAGA Congressman sounds like an oxymoron >

Sounds like you've never grindr'd through Georgetown >

Apparently everything he's ever said is a lie. 
Weird the republicans didn't sniff this gem out and run him as president. >

i dont understand how you can be gay and a republican . Especially when republicans are trying to get rid of gay rights and they keep attacking them and  keep calling them groomers/pedos. Like do these so called gay republicans not have any pride? >

I heard Tim Miller explain that it was just self-loathing and denial for him when he was a Republican operative. >

Dude bullshitted himself from an absolute nobody to a bribe taking machine on Capitol Hill. Sounds pretty republican to me. >

"Not like a horse." >

What’s wild to me is that none of this came out during his campaign. I’m nowhere near his district. Did he run unopposed? Like some of this seems like a simple google search would’ve unearthed his lies on the first hit. How did it take until days before he was to be sworn in to all come out? >

That he has an ex-boyfriend means that being gay is the first thing I've heard about this guy that has even the chance of not being a lie. >


Stop Another Non-Truthful Office Seeker, the SANTOS act 

Damn that was clever >

gay... not white... how the hell did he get in the GOP? >

His resumé had "lying self-serving narcissist" in big letters. >

Uh Oh, another Republican who has illegitimate children living in squalor? >

I think it would be a mistake to think this kind of duplicitous behavior stops with Santos. If other GOP politicians were scrutinized as much, we’d find similar shit, too.
And Hunter Biden, who I will never ever vote for. /s >

Hunter is a terrible candidate 
…not running is really killing his chances. >

I don’t know, Chelsea Clinton and Michelle Obama might give him a tough primary they’re also not running in… >

i only maintain my surprise at the revalation that he wasnt lying about being gay >

“How you do anything is how you do everything.” >

At this rate the republicans are probably going to name him speaker. >

I am shocked, shocked that this guy lied about more than the two dozen things that are already out >

I’m willing to bet $100 George Santos’ glasses are non-prescription, but he wears them to look smart. Any takers? >

Absolutely >

Is the gateway to Congress just a reality tv competition audition now? >

Sadly…yes. >

did we really need proof about lying about #80-200 after the first 80 lies? lol. We get it, hes a lying pos >

He's actually the real human brother to Rafael Cruz. >

Archival footage of Santos >

You know how a Republican is lying? His/her lips are moving. >

I’m surprised he was actually gay >

Don’t worry everyone. I’m sure that this guy who lied about his entire life and used those lies to get elected will be completely honest and accountable once he starts working. /s >

As the last President so amply demonstrated. >

We can just assume that nothing he says is true. Easy enough. >

It's not like we didn't get lots of practice during the last White House administration. >

What else could there be? Seriously. Guy literally lied about everything. Normal people get it, unfortunately the party that he represents doesn’t care. We know this because of the BS the last administration lied about. >

Gay Maga congressman, what a wild sentence >

So he was really gay??? I figured he was lying about that too >

I haven't been following this story closely, but where was the ex-boyfriend when this guy was running for office?  Where were the people who knew his mother?  
Santos is a lying sack of shit, but at the same time, don't the people who know him have a duty to the public to call him out on his lies... or at least leave an anonymous tip for the media? >

Breaking News
Pathological liar and con man accused of lying even more. Full story at 11.
Yawn. Wake me when someone takes some real action against these political asswipes. >

Of course he is. All republicans do is lie and grift. They are not serious people 🤡 >

Wait until we find out he's not actually gay, he only sucked dick to own the libs. >

His real name is actually Fred Butklench. >

I'm still curious about his marriage to a woman.  Is he gay?  Is he straight?  Something in between?  Why did he marry a woman if he claims to be gay?  Is it all politics? >

Watch he comes out as a Democrat and then the other half of the isle starts falling all over themselves to protect the seat.
Oust this POS, and hold a special election. >

Don’t made this a democrat issue >

So, he gave the purple hear to his uncle from WWII? Was arrested for protesting Civil Rights as a youth? He graduated from the University of Delaware with a double major in history and political science? >

It’s truly incomprehensible how the Democratic party fucked up the discovery so bad >

The Democratic party of New York is a fucking trainwreck. Like, Santos doesn't even crack the top 10 of their most incompetent shit of the past 5 years. >

Jfc. What a frightening reality >

Duh. 🙄🙄 >

Is this guy just pathological? >

at this point i'm wondering if he's just trolling and plans to side with democrats on every vote >

I really hope the GOP lets this guy stick around for his whole term. It'll be fun watching them have to deal with him. >

How’s that working with bobo, mgt, and the pedo gaetz? >

r/brandnewsentence >

At this point I wouldn't be shocked if his real name were Oswald Tennyson and he is just wearing those glasses because he thinks they look cool. >

Should be quotes around "gay" and any other details about the "life" of "George Santos". >

"Gay MAGA."  LOL >

They must be using Gay MAGA as happy MAGA. Right? >

Yet another sterling example of the kind of person that the Repugs are willing to invite into the tent. I wouldn't go around the corner to see this guy speak. >

A gay Latino that's a republican? What is this world coming to? >

Lol and now the SANTOS act will be put up. This guy is such a clown that there will be a policy preventing this from happening again named after him. >

Trump likes to sexually harass his mega supporters, I wonder if this guy will get the same treatment? >

I had no idea he was gay, it took a solid 10 minutes to read through all of the accounts of fraud and lies to finally find the section mentioning he is gay >

I though this guy said he was lesbian? >

George Santos sounds like an inveterate liar, a con man, who doesn’t even know what the truth looks like. He will fit in well with the rest of the MAGA crowd. I wish him the same amount of luck as I do the rest of the Ultra Conservative Fascist Republican Party. >

Guy runs his mouth and hes full of shit. Fire him. >

At this point, someone should make a list of the true things he has said. It would be much shorter. >

So I could have been lying about my job history this whole time and gotten a federal job? Damn... guess my Masters was a waste. >

He is a perfect Republican. >

the title post itself is a /r/brandnewsentence >

C'mon, spill the tea, sister.