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Gotta admire the honesty and transparency of the female accomplice...she might make a better girlfriend than criminal !!! >

My first question was what were these two on?
Hard to believe that such concentrated stupidity exists. Even in Florida. >

DeSantis is selling tshirts that say "make America Florida" which, in addition to being a shot directly at Trump, is a *terrible* slogan because you are going to associate Florida Guy stories directly with Ron DeSantis and wind up with stuff like this. >

Just counter by finishing the sentence: Make America Florida Man. Once you can't say one without hearing the other, we've won. >

Pretty sure we won when they said "Make America Florida" in the first place. It's already the country's punching bag. >

I agree, but the Florida Man part is too familiar of a phrase and sounds too close to Great Again that you can't unhear it with enough popularity. Shit phase all together, but easier to parrot. >

Additionally, you can't say that without hearing it in Bart Simpson's voice. >


“Deputies DID help them with their belongings, and DID give them a ride, but it wasn’t to the airport … it was to the Polk Pokey," the sheriff's office said in a Facebook post.

Sheriff’s Office gets 10 points for using the old word pokey. >

Should have used the non-emergency number >

Interesting how the Sherriff’s office takes an opportunity to shit on New York when Polk county is overrun with these methheads robbing dollar stores and dwellings. >

It was sarcasm, dude. He literally said that the Polk county pokey is better than NYC, after joking about not giving them a ride to the airport as they ask.