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What the hell is this
You're a monster, but take my upvote for "flaccid french fries" >

OP cured me of my least healthy habit with one adjective. >

maybe don’t call em flaccid >

I'm not sure when penises decided they'd co-opt flaccid, but I wish they would have consulted everyone. It's a wonderful word. >

I got a similar comment when I used the word girth to describe width. >

i have no opinion on this i’m just so bothered but the use of the word “flaccid” >

This is absolutely true. Floppy fries have the absolute best flavor. >

I want a Christmas movie about your love story. >

Get this—she likes the flat wings and I like the drumsticks. Also she likes D and I like V >

If it's flaccid, you ain't gonna get any poutine. >

Bravo 👏👏👏👏👏 >

That's disgusting. Take my upvote. >

This might have to be in the running for most r/unpopularopinion in 2023 and we're 2 days in.  Take my upvote you flaccid french fry lover