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Usually “my mom is dead” means “that joke was no more than 0.001% as funny as you thought it was and now I trust you to only say things that you think are 1000x as funny as they actually are and I don’t want you to ever think of us as friends. I think you’re a bore. Never speak to me again.”
Be funny if you’re going to tell a joke. If you’re going to be a bore, shut up. Just don’t even open your boring mouth. This is the rule.
i fucked your mom last night, and I'm not sure if she's alive