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Lol yeah it’s the root of the power of sarcasm. Maybe even cooler
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They actually hold the egg atop their feet! 
Huh. Why do I know this? >

Male penguins also have a small paunch to cover the egg to keep the top warm. Female penguins will seek out the most dadbod penguin to have chicks with. >

Peak male performance. >

*Applies only if you're a penguin >

Damn shame I'm not a penguin then >

Finally, a plausible explanation for Danny Devito's sex appeal...^s/2 >

Whoa, is that the square root of sarcasm?? >

Half sarcastic... The superscript is not meant to be mathematical, rather it suits my aesthetic preferences.
The root of sarcasm in /s^1/2 you^2 !