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Nihilism must be exhausting.
February 2022: Three-day special operation.
January 2023: Embrace death. >

Best Tour Shirt Ever >

Some of you may die.
But that is a sacrifice I'm willing to make. >

Stop dying, you cowards! - General Zapplatov Branninsky >

As you well know men the key to victory in any battle is the element of surprise!
SURPRISE!  You are now invading a peacefull country when you thought you were on a excercice!
And later: SURPRISE: You are being sent straight to the front with no supplies or training and a rusty ak-47!
With how surprised our men constantly are, victory is sure to follow soon. Right? Right???
"Razzian military planners probably" >

This actually makes a lot of sense. The Russians skimmed through Sun Tzu and "got the gist" of it before immediately turning to their plans. >

Yet dude flipped out when someone asked why he doesn't volunteer to fight. >

If Putin were to "Embrace Death" he would be some weird kind of Russian icon. Not quite a Rasputin or Staling, but forever in the memory of Russians when they think about Empire and conquering neighbors. >

Oh, he's definitely stalling. >

News out of Russia seems increasingly like satire recently. >

we laugh    
we weep    
we laugh uncontrollably    
we weep inconsolably >

I love this, what's this from or is this you? >

Has the cadence of high school football cheer >

Holiday commercials must be a bit different in Russia. >

This new year, why not die for the motherland? >

Think of how happy your family will be to receive 2 months of your salary and an autographed photo of Sergei Shoigu. >

Families only get this money if they can identify your remains.
They make it as difficult as possible to do so. >

Is this your husband? Are you sure he didn't have a secret identical twin? Were you there at his birth? >

Oh you want to identify your husband?  He's lying somewhere in a field in eastern Ukraine.  Good luck! >

There's never a better time to lead by example! >

Is he going to actually fight, and get bombs launched at him? >

He'll ride into battle on his horse topless with his saggy man boobs jiggling all over the place. >

Go on… >

The horse's flanks glistened with sweat & arousal, it's fur shone with it's musk, it's mouth drooling with bestial spit...
(Also there was a rider on it, but we don't care about that) >

Now that's propaganda baby. This guy should get a medal. >

He has several different ones >

And the blackest outfit I've ever seen.  It looks like literally no light can reflect off it.  Death's own cloak. >

Are you an ASOIAF fan by chance? >

What a waste. 
You know your culture has failed when men have more to gain by dying than living. That is a true sign of a state spiraling into fascism. >

or the utter hopelessness of failure in every way >

All those years saying jokes like Russian roulette are a dirty stereotype of Russians, then this clown opens his mouth. >

Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make >

Fucking cowards >

"When I'm in charge, every mission is a suicide mission!" >

Do the rest of us a favor, and start by inhaling the output from a shotgun >

The business end of a boomstick? >

Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. >

Groovy >

Klaatu, Verada, Nhmhm >

Following their logic, is it okay then to wish death upon the Russian leaders? >

Putin already is >

Just need to make some Putin signs with the "Embrace Death" slogan just below his face. To really show the patriotism >

I know a lot Russians tend to be fatalistic but this is extreme even for them. >

The guy who invented (modern) nihilism in the 1800s committed suicide a few years after inventing it. He was a very depressed man, and like a modern internet troll, felt the urge to spread that despair to as many people as possible.