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This is what I meant. I was using "like" as a friend. Forgot that this is reddit and people will naturally assume I'm talking about sex.
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The first bit is likely not an all encompassing fact, but I like the poetry in this statement. >

Neither is the second bit. >

This man doesn’t get sex >

youre a minor bro >

I have long hair, so I'm never sure if a girl likes me or if they just want to braid my hair. >

~~They like you dude.~~ Girls don't braid a random guy's hair no matter how long it is.
Source: Am long-haired guy.
EDIT: I forgot that people use the word "like" to imply romantic/sexual intent. Tragic state of language but it is what it is. >

False, some of us are really into braiding hair. As other girls won't let us braid their hair, we'll take anything >

yeah i can admire someones hair without being into it. I will not braid a rando's hair, but someone i know for sure! 
The hair doesn't only need to be long though, also clean.