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Loyalty to Trump has never paid off for anyone, not exactly surprising that it failed to produce results yet again.
Loyalty to Trump has ended a lot of careers. He is toxic, but then again, so are the people that hitch themselves to his pursuits. >

But aren’t the GOP fraction that voted against him more aligned with Trump?? More far right and now more likely to win the house speaker position? >

No, they aren’t closer to winning the house speaker position as they won’t get a majority of votes.  The next closest is a democrat, and next after that has 12 votes.  He sold out to Trump and all he got was a bunch of larger sellouts to oppose him, and it’s hilarious. >


McCarthy decided early on to stay as close to the former president as possible, but even Trump’s steadfast public support couldn’t prevent embarrassment in today’s vote for speaker of the House. Nearly everyone who has pinned their political hopes on Trump has, for one reason or another, had it backfire on them. McCarthy’s case is just a vivid example.

Poor judgment. Anyone who does business with Trump gets screwed. >

Seriously. Everyone who works with him gets absolutely fucked to tears. How are people STILL not learning this >

People still smoke despite knowing the consequences. My guess is they think "it won't happen to me" which, if Trump can truly make every single person feel that way despite all the evidence to the contrary, is actually sort of astounding. >

To be fair there are people who survive smoking.  Trump has a 100% get fucked rate >

Well, he did get something today. What he deserves. A fractured party infiltrated by conspiracy theorists and extremists. >

They didn't infiltrate, they were invited in. >

Like vampires or the Feds >

Anyone ever loyal to Trump got nothing.. >

You're wrong.  A bunch of them got subpoenas. >

For a short time, I bet Melania got
mushroompoena. >

It got him a vote from George Santos. >

Took Kevin this long to learn what NYC construction contractors learned back in the 1980s >

Has it worked for anybody that isn't activity working for trump? Seriously, they all fail as a result of blindly following the orange traitor and rightfully so. History will not be kind to these traitors. >

Now he can go back to fucking sheep and reading Dr Seuss books >

Loyalty to Trump only ever gets you one thing in returned.
You can get fucked. >

As predictable as tomorrow's sunrise. >

That’s how it usually goes.
Sooner or later you’d think people would learn. >

When has loyalty to Trump ever got anyone anything except doom and destruction? 
I literally cannot think of a single instance where loyalty to Trump has paid off. >

You can give all day every day to Trump and he never gives back anything. That's because he's empty inside. He has nothing to give and this unending need/hunger to consume, to fill his emptiness.
For Trump it seems his narcissism demands that his pride and ego be made happier in a most superficial way, whereas for many rich people it's achieved with just money and power. >

He got compelled to testify before a Georgia Grand Jury, that's something. >

Senator Graham and former Rep. and Chief of Staff Meadows both testified before the GA grand jury, but to my knowledge Rep. McCarthy was not asked or subpoenaed.
Meadows and McCarthy look a little similar, and often make obviously false statements with feigned outrage, so it's easy to mix them up. >

You're right. I was thinking of Lindsey Graham, another POS who hitched himself to Trump in exchange for nothing. >

It got him the name Craven-Kevin. That’s something 👍 >

Parasitic relationships aren't currency >

It got Kevin humiliated. That's something! >

It got him a severe urinary tract infection, temporary incontinence,  and a sore jaw. >

You forgot anal fissures. >

The people who are loyal to trump never seem to learn, loyalty to him is one way. 
I don't like either party in DC right now. 
I vote Democrat because the hate, lies, hypocrisy and lack of honor in the GOP make me sick. 
How can any decent human being vote for them? >

Does loyalty to trump ever really get somebody something? He doesn’t care about anyone but himself. >

Trump is and always has been a conman, and anyone who ever followed him is a fool.
There is no arguing people out of their stupidity, but sooner or later it catches up to them. >

Donald Trump is destroying the GOP, and it gets what it deserves. Not in a good way like Vader destroying Empire but more like Kenneth Lay of Enron. >

What an enormous surprise. >

Honestly the democrats should just find a moderate republican and vote for them. >

Got him re-elected.  Too much of that shit. >

Let's save ourselves the effort... "[Insert Name]'s loyalty to Trump Got Him[Her/Them] Nothing." >

I'll play.
Michael Cohen's loyalty to Trump got him a 3 year prison sentence and a $50k fine.
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And despite having to mortgage his house to pay off Stormy Daniels for Trump, Trump wrote off the payment to her as a business expense. >

Best transaction in history:
Trump gathering waffles with strawberries and whip cream from the Mar-a-Lago Breakfast Bar. 
TRUMP:  Ya see Kevin you’ll never be Speaker if ya don’t come to yer senses.  More strawberries honey. 
KMc: But Mr. President these idiots didn’t get the job done. I can’t keep pushing against a closed door. Gaetz and Perry are holding me hostage for speaking my mind.  They forget who I am!
TRUMP: Yes sandwich another waffle on top sweetie ahhh that looks good enough to eat! Ha ha ha! Who are you Kevin?  Really? Who do you think you are to come and eat my waffles and strawberries after what you said!? You’re lucky Scott and Matt got my back. 
You’ll never be speaker unless you come to your senses and renounce your hateful statement. Then maybe and it’s a huuuuge maybe Matt and Scott let you be Speaker. 
Ahh give me the maple syrup I’ll pour it Hun. 
KMc:Ok I’ll take it back. All of it.  I’ll say I had a brain fart in caucus. That looks awfully good— say Miss can I have what Mr. President except just three waffles instead of six. >

Too linear.
I prefer:

“I have broken more Elton John records. He seems to have a lot of records. And I, by the way, I don’t have a musical instrument. I don’t have a guitar or an organ. No organ. Elton has an organ. And lots of other people helping. No, we’ve broken a lot of records. We’ve broken virtually every record. Because you know, look, I only need this space. They need much more room. For basketball, for hockey and all of the sports, they need a lot of room. We don’t need it. We have people in that space. So we break all of these records. Really, we do it without, like, the musical instruments. This is the only musical – the mouth. And hopefully the brain attached to the mouth, right? The brain. More important than the mouth is the brain. The brain is much more important.” >

So canonically on brand then >

Karma >

No one ever accused Kevin of being the brightest guy in the room. Nobody.