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Surprisingly, their body temperature (and therefore their butts) is only about a degree warmer than humans.
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They actually hold the egg atop their feet! 
Huh. Why do I know this? >

Male penguins also have a small paunch to cover the egg to keep the top warm. Female penguins will seek out the most dadbod penguin to have chicks with. >

Peak male performance. >

*Applies only if you're a penguin >

Damn shame I'm not a penguin then >

Finally, a plausible explanation for Danny Devito's sex appeal...^s/2 >

Whoa, is that the square root of sarcasm?? >

Half sarcastic... The superscript is not meant to be mathematical, rather it suits my aesthetic preferences.
The root of sarcasm in /s^1/2 you^2 ! >

Lol yeah it’s the root of the power of sarcasm. Maybe even cooler >

Thanks, this is a proud moment for me. I raised it that way... >

random antarctic fact: the snowy sheathbill is antarctica's only land bird and it likes to drink milk from sleeping seals on the beach >

Stole my fucking milk, can't have shit in Antarctica... >

you can have frostbite :) >

the frostbite fell off my hand and took my finger, cant have shit in antarctica