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I'll have to remember this one.  I always say that I like my coffee so strong that I just have to break off a chunk and sprinkle a little sugar on it.
Not everything is made with rainbows and unicorn farts.
Some of us are filled with enough self-loathing that black coffee tastes like a treat. >

I like my coffee so black you can float a horse shoe in it, different strokes I guess