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Guy turns everything he touches to shit
“I prefer House Speakers who don’t lose the popular vote of their party” -Trump (loser of 2 popular votes for president) >

Complete tangent so downvote me all you want. 
What is the origin of this meme - is it when Trump dissed McCain about being a captured war hero? I wonder why it’s become so popular. It was a weak line when Trump said it, and these remixed versions of it aren’t much better. I prefer blah blah blah who don’t yadda yadda yadda. I feel like reusing it is somehow giving Trump inadvertent props. It’s like admitting it was a good line in the first place. >


What is the origin of this meme - is it when Trump dissed McCain about being a captured war hero?

Yes. It's called parody. By using his own phraseology it highlights his absurdity in a succinct, recognizable, way. Most will recognize it as parody and not as "giving props."
It's easily memorable, with infinite ad-lib potential, hence its success as a meme. >

I understand parody. I think it’s become a cliche however given how often it’s used. >

“I’m not responsible - at all.” >

"If he doesn't win, I'm not responsible. If he wins, it's all because of me" >

That's basically Trump's entire modus operandi, (in his mind) he deserves all of the credit and none of the blame. >

See what sniffing Trump’s farts gets you, kids? Don’t be a McCarthy. >

Licked his taint, too. >

So let me make sure I understand. 
McCarthy sells his fucking soul for Trump. Like straight up sucks that orange shitgibbon’s mushroom-shaped Vienna sausage. 
And Trump abandons him at the last second? Like we all knew he would?
Jesus fuck. This is the best fucking day. >

The best fucking day *yet* >

Translation: "If he wins I'll take all of the credit and if he loses I'll take none of the blame."
Standard operating procedure. >

Ladies and gentlemen, this is a lesson in leadership from a clairvoyant stable genius. >

Anybody who actually believed that line of bullshit didn't remember that this is literally the same thing he said anytime he didn't want to actually comment on anything that was still up in the air throughout his entire presidency. >


Mr Trump had previously lobbied for Mr McCarthy to become speaker after Republicans eked out a majority in the House of Representatives in the November midterm elections.
But after Mr McCarthy’s bid was stymied by far-right House Republicans, Mr Trump appeared to leave his options open.

Kevin?    Barely even know the guy, he used to bring the coffee, right? >

Kevfefee >

"We'll see what happens", said the clairvoyant. >

Trump tiptoes. Laughable and physically impossible >

He is always on his tiptoes!  The lifts in his shoes force him to walk on his toes. >

Well fork! Kinda forgot about that. Something has to counterbalance that, maybe that big ass has something to do with it >

"We’ll see what happens"
Things a worthy and competent leader never says. >

Didn't Trump recently say he was clairvoyant?
Surely he has already seen what happens. >

no way he can pronounce clairvoyant >

He typed it out, but can't figure out what word got spell corrected.
He was likely thinking of charismatic. >

All loyalty roads are one ways towards trump. >

They’ll never get that loser stench out