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Lol Dan Crenshaw called Matt Gaetz + co. RINOs
Let. Them. Fight.
For the first time ever, a African-American has received a plurality of the votes for Speaker of the House. >

First, second & third >

If anyone has a hidden immunity idol, now would be the time to play it. >

Been a while since I’ve seen a survivor reference >

Someone earlier said a Jeff Probst fire-building competition would settle this once and for all >

Is there a reason a lot of people are missing that they had two months plus to sort this out? 
People are acting like Republicans just found out this morning they won the house and will be voting on a speaker. >

They are playing a game of chicken and it doesn't usually work until there are real stakes. A bit like labor feuds won't be solved until there is a strike/lockout really close or already started.
Sure smart people could figure things out, but these are power hungry bozos and many of who want non-functioning government anyway. >

R- Hardliners won't vote for McCarthy
R- Moderates won't vote for Jordan/Biggs.
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Willy Wonka: "The suspense is terrible. I hope it will last." >

There is a group of "Never-McCarthy" and a group of "Only-McCarthy" ... They absolutely will block eachother with this minimal republican advantage in the house.  
This is probably going to drag on for a while.  Buckle in. >

Funniest shot is that the latter group has buttons that say “OK” as in “only Kevin.” His support is so lackluster I could swear it’s parody >

So you have the OKs and the Not OKs >

NO MEMBER HAS VOTES TO BE ELECTED 
SECOND SPEAKER VOTE EXPECTED
For the first time since 1923, we will have multiple ballots for speaker. >

Exactly 100 years...wow >

Y'know what's great? Not having our president live tweeting about this shit show. >

Biden should just post a pic eating popcorn >


Matt Gaetz rises to nominate Jim Jordan, who just urged his colleagues to vote for Kevin McCarthy. Gaetz says Jordan’s speech nominating McCarthy displayed “more vision than we have ever heard from the alternative.”

lmao, what >

Matt Gaetz is letting an AI trained on 4chan dictate his behavior today.