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Your argument that it is superior has only 1 real argument, about handwashing nice plates which is usually not recommended for dishwashers.
The rest do not make great argument. Anything over 6 dishes, you’re not saving money by the amount of water or electric used. Cycles are longer for a reason. 
You say you like clean dishes, but dishwashers clean better which you admit in another comment is true but argue that it cleans too well. Which is it? 
Last of all, filling it up is not needed. Modern dishwashers are highly efficient and does not need to fully be filled. 
Still you like it more, have the upvote!
I hand wash cause I have no choice >

Only legitimate argument for hand-washing right here. A lack of choice. >

Nay.
I hand wash because I like knowing my dishes are clean and don’t have a soap film on them.
I have an excellent dishwasher apparently.
Still don’t like using it. >

Unless you scald your hands every time you wash dishes they are not at all as clean as they would be in  a dishwasher (as long as you haven't overfilled it). Also if you use powder instead of pods there won't be a soap film on everything as pods contain way too much soap.
I'm not all all opposed to washing by hand as I've done it a lot while moving around but the dishwasher objectively wins on all but a few points (like living alone and barely using a plate and a fork per day). >

Gloves >

I don't use the dishwasher, but I think it gets hotter and is objectively superior in that respect.
You can run it without it being full. >

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