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Don't watch Japanese TV then, they'll act like a potato chip is the most amazing food on the planet that everyone must rush out and try because it's so mind blowing.  This reaction happens every single time food is brought into the mix, even if it's hot enough to burn the tongue off or so sour the person is crying.
How about those 'ASMR' videos where it is just people chewing and sounding disgusting? >

Those make me want to rip my own ears off. >

Better than ripping somebody else's ears off.