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No no no, Ted Cruz is only one being and not several.
Nordvpn just upped their advertising budget in Louisiana >

Nordvp(or)n? >

So . . . they want people to input a driver's license (or state issued ID) in order to access adult content on the internet . . .
Yup, no way this could go wrong, is there? 🙄 >

Wait Bill Clinton is in 2400 locations simultaneously. >

Ted Cruz is in however many simultaneous locations earth denizens typically occupy at a given point in time, whatever that very normal amount is