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Jimmy Carter wanted to go green when he was in office. He wanted people to do things to use less energy and gas.
If only scientists had been warning us for decades! >

We've known about the greenhouse effect and that fossil fuels could warm the earth for over a century. >

Exposed by same guy whos mathematical formulae are used across a myriad of technically advanced subjects (Fourier)...
Funny how if the science can be turned to making money it gets accepted but if its got an uncomfortable message it is ignored... >

Pffttt...what do does "scientists know about anything"...
...I say while laying down on my bed using my hand-held computer that connects to the internet and bounces off satellites in space so you can read it less than 2 seconds after I press the button "reply" >

“Slammed”.
Someone get the news a thesaurus.  Jfc. >

JFC. Where are all the language majors we knew in school? These are all practically copy/paste now with little changes in phrasing and some names switched out. They don't even match what was actually said or done most of the time. >

Market research killed their vocabulary. >

This is how I know we’re doomed. >

Greta Thunberg: Have a pizza
Al Gore: Maybe watch a movie >

Al Gore: On my internet. >

Of course, I read this in Gimli's voice.