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Idk man. I feel like I’ve tried a lot of different coffees. At this point it feels like I’m a lesbian that’s told I haven’t found the right guy yet. Minus the asshole factor.
Not everything is made with rainbows and unicorn farts.
Some of us are filled with enough self-loathing that black coffee tastes like a treat. >

I like my coffee so black you can float a horse shoe in it, different strokes I guess >

I'll have to remember this one.  I always say that I like my coffee so strong that I just have to break off a chunk and sprinkle a little sugar on it. >

I like coffee, earthy, rich taste to it. Whether it be black coffee or milk coffee. I like it.
When i was younger i never liked it, but i guess it's an acquired taste or my taste palette has just changed over time. >

Water is certainly the OG >

The optimal glug? >

You realize there are literally thousands of ways to make coffee, so maybe the coffee you've been drinking taste and smells terrible because the people who make it dont know how to make coffee