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I'm older than 911. And cameras were a rarity and limited even in places that had them. It didn't used to take much brains to get away with most crimes.
Gotta admire the honesty and transparency of the female accomplice...she might make a better girlfriend than criminal !!! >

My first question was what were these two on?
Hard to believe that such concentrated stupidity exists. Even in Florida. >

DeSantis is selling tshirts that say "make America Florida" which, in addition to being a shot directly at Trump, is a *terrible* slogan because you are going to associate Florida Guy stories directly with Ron DeSantis and wind up with stuff like this. >

Just counter by finishing the sentence: Make America Florida Man. Once you can't say one without hearing the other, we've won. >

Pretty sure we won when they said "Make America Florida" in the first place. It's already the country's punching bag. >

I agree, but the Florida Man part is too familiar of a phrase and sounds too close to Great Again that you can't unhear it with enough popularity. Shit phase all together, but easier to parrot. >

Additionally, you can't say that without hearing it in Bart Simpson's voice. >


“Deputies DID help them with their belongings, and DID give them a ride, but it wasn’t to the airport … it was to the Polk Pokey," the sheriff's office said in a Facebook post.

Sheriff’s Office gets 10 points for using the old word pokey. >

Should have used the non-emergency number >

Interesting how the Sherriff’s office takes an opportunity to shit on New York when Polk county is overrun with these methheads robbing dollar stores and dwellings. >

It was sarcasm, dude. He literally said that the Polk county pokey is better than NYC, after joking about not giving them a ride to the airport as they ask. >

redditors detect sarcasm challenge (impossible) >


Deputies responded to a home Saturday after a 911 call was made but nobody spoke, the Polk County Sheriff's Office said.

Yeah I thought this was going in a much different paranormal direction until the woman later said she did it.

At the home, the deputies concluded that nobody lived there, but they found a male suspect and his girlfriend inside the home after entering it through an unlocked door.

But then who was burgle? >

Back in my youth criminals were smarter.
The gov isn't always out to help you, though they did give these people a ride.