>

Who?
Oh. Yeeeeeah, talk to the other guy
What are they going to do? Shoot down another civilian airliner? >

I think they're 1-1 on that count tbh. >

Sounds like someone's looking for a scapegoat to distract from their falling government to me >

Yup.  Looking for a cause to rally the masses behind. >

And I'm sorry, but... Just to be clear: who do you mean here, again? >

The Ayatollah and regime would like to distract the unhappy masses protesting about the innocent killings of citizens by reminding them how much they hate America. >

Okay just verifying that we have the cards right in the right stacks for this topic. Continue. Yes? >

There's nothing to continue. >

US response: "K." >

USA: "New President, who dis?" >

I want the next us president to be a 25 year old black guy >

Well, 35 because the Constitution, but that'd be neat. >

Hear me out:
9 year old president >

6 year old dog. So 42 in human years. >

Still not worse than the 45th one >

Or the 46th >

Its also 3 years since the Iranians blew up Ukraine International Airlines Flight 752, no apologies and no compensation has been given from the Iranian government  to the victims and because the Iranians are such a peace loving people, they decided sell drones to make the Ukrainians lives even more miserable. >

Iranian government, the people are clearly in opposition of their government /r/NewIran >

The slice of Iranians that use western internet if they even have access to it, is so small. The fact is, the majority of Iranians do support the Islamic regime of the Ayatollah >

I am not so sure.
An authoritarian regime will not give you accurate numbers. >

It’s pretty insane how often you’ll find this sentiment on Reddit about people living under dictatorships actually supporting them with a majority. It’s a “fact” a majority support the despotic regime that violently suppresses vocal opposition? What’s that based on? Polling? Of course not. It’s an assumption founded on nothing but speculation. >

Right, and they don't even have the tiny bit of introspection needed to look at the country they live in and what percentage they'd consider as supporting their government, most democracies are not even close to 100% supporting their government. >

I’d be surprised if most democracies even had >50% support for their governments in general. Maybe for a certain party or personality, but the entire government? Doubtful. So why do these dipshits think the people living under a despotic regime that censors dissenters with beatings and death come even close to 50% in support? Do they think people living in dictatorships are morons or cognitively lesser? >

Exactly. >

Didn’t they have trouble sinking a 1:20 scale wooden air craft carrier with their “navy” of pontoon boats and jet skis? >

People actually try to argue the US would lose aircraft carriers to Irans navy if fighting broke out. >

Pretty sure our port authorities could beat the Iran navy >

Our coast guard could probably beat them >

Our coast guard is fucking badass. Those guys don't get nearly the credit they deserve. >

Space Force was just created and CG still at the back of the line >

They are too busy murdering girls for how they wore their hair. >

Uh oh, Iran’s theocracy is schizoposting again. It’s against Reddit’s rules for me to describe what I hope the Iranian people do to the leaders of that regime, so I’ll just let the reader come up with their own version. >

Dante's Inferno may help >

His job was to literally train guerillas and terrorists to attack US troops/Western in active, and non-active war zones/neighboring countries. Fuck around, and he found out. >

He also killed Syrians, iraqis and iranians. >

Let’s be real. Who didn’t? >

South Koreans. >

I will dance in joy along the Iranian people (but alone) when I’ll hear the news that the people of Iran has overthrown the ruthless government, that would be awesome 🤘✊👤❤️‍🩹🌠 >

Yep :) an eye for an eye pretty much :) >

Please don’t kill our beloved General Michael Flynn whatever you do >

I’m definitely NOT available to volunteer on weekends in this scheme ;) >

Soleimani deserved to die.  It’s one of the things Trump did that I agreed with. >

Can you clarify why? I just finished reading his wikipedia page and it wasn’t clear. Some sectarian violence that ended up with rioting at a US embassy in Iraq with no one hurt and it’s not clear that soleimani was even involved? >

No one mourns the wicked. >

Hey remember when we destroyed half the Iranian Navy in a few hours, with almost no difficulty whatsoever? 
Pepperidge Farm remembers. Y’all might wanna sit down, leave the adults alone and try to keep your regime from collapsing over the next year. >

"Pepperidge Farm is an American commercial bakery founded in 1937 by Margaret Rudkin, who named the brand after her family's 123-acre farm property in Fairfield, Connecticut"
What is the link between a commercial bakery and the Iranian regime? Do they have a fondness for imported American baked goods or something? >

In the off chance that somehow you actually don't know, that phrase was part of a common meme taken from the American TV show Family Guy. Now, we just say it all the time for fun. >

it was an old ad campaign run by them, family guy just ran a bit on it >

Indeed. But I was just talking about the "memed" dynamic >

It's just a jokey way to say "hey do you remember this happening? I remember it" >

The Iranian leadership is trying to shift attention to the US because of the internal problems they created for themselves. >

You can have trump for free but he may try to sell you his NFT's >

Non-Fungible Trumps >

Nasty fungus trumps >

Didn’t they already do that back then by launching a few missiles and calling it a day? >

They really want to divert attention from their shitty leadership. >

Iran should start by avenging  Mahsa Amini's death🤔 >

Iran vowed for two American presidencies that if Soleimani was touched it would be war.  
Well, Trump called them on their bullshit. >

Like a Boss >

But then he did nothing when Iran hit bases in Iraq which housed US troops. So they basically called his bluff. >

Actually the USAF retaliated with a massive cyber attack. Both to hurt them, and not escalate the situation. >

Which one are you referring to? We've committed a few of those against them. >

Following the assassination and subsequent missile strike Trump wanted to shoot beck with airstrikes/missile strikes into Iran. 
AF leadership was able to convince Trump that a cyber attack would be just as or more destructive at less cost. >

Which cyber attack? >

Well I just spent the last 10 minutes looking for it and I can't . I swear I saw it on the news at the time. Maybe it was retracted, maybe I'm and idiot. >

I think you might be confused. Trump announced sanctions after the attack. >

Iran vows to do alot of things. >

That “death to America” thing is almost done right? >

If Iran was half as good at killing Americans as Americans are, they'd be the most successful enemy nation America ever faced.
As it stands, they're not even in the top 10. >

Well, the only way to get revenge would be to attack America directly.
I guess if they want the Libya treatment they can go right ahead. >

Didn't they already avenge him by shooting down an airliner? >

Real countries don't vow, slam, or warn. They just do. 
Iran, NK, China, and Russia sound like drunk punks I used to toss out of bars for being assholes and starting shit they couldn't finish. >

“Toilet vows to avenge after explosive diarrhea from Taco Bell meal eaten 3 years ago” >

Bring it don't sing it >

They're just gonna threaten you lot as long as they are in power, no real action, they know if they piss the US off they'll be overthrown in a week. >

Cool.
1100 S Ocean Blvd, Palm Beach, FL 33480
Look for the orange guy cheating at golf. >

Could we get someone to post the Farsi translation of this? >

رائع.
1100 S Ocean Blvd، Palm Beach، FL 33480
ابحث عن الرجل البرتقالي الذي يغش في لعبة الجولف.
Best I can do is half >

That doesn’t look like Farsi >

Depends on how far away you’re sitting from the screen I’d imagine. >

To you, the day the US visited your country was the most important day of your life; but to the US, it was Tuesday >

I was hoping to face Iran personally on the battlefield, one gentleman warrior to another, in respectful combat. Then I would snap his spine. Ah. The road not taken. >

Iranian Theocrazy -- always playing the hits! >

They've been saying this for a while. >

Look at Iran over there bein all silly >

Fuck Irans government—they can suck these nuts >

Cool story, bro >

Gross to think of how many young Iranian men support this regime. It's basically totalitarian inceldom. The incelamic state. >

USA: For you it was the most important day of your life, for me it was Tuesday. >

Iran is currently dealing with a revolution right now. I dont think the protestors would be that mad if we just lobbed a missile into the home of the dictator. >

(X) Doubt. >

Do they need directions to Mara Lago >

They already tried when they shot ballistic missiles at US troops in Iraq just a few days after causing 100s of millions in damages and dozens of injuries.
If they try something we better not let it go unpunished >

Not really, that was carefully choreographed theater because they told the US about it, giving them time to evacuate. >

They obliterated an aircraft and damaged another one along with some buildings and tents. Also at least a dozen ppl got TBIs and purple hearts. So yeah, really >

They tried to give my a dad a people heart for an insect bite that made his arm swell up, and what kind of aircraft did you say those were? >

"tried". Blackhawks >

The ones that were already broken down, you mean, because they evacuated everything else. >

Nope >

Source? >

I had friends there. I was there a few weeks prior. >

Ok and did they tell you they got caught off guard or did they tell you they evacuated the place? >

So tell me, Iran, why haven’t you done that already? >

Probably just using the timing as an excuse. >

Didn't they already try to bomb US base in Iraq in "retaliation"? >

Wasn’t much retaliation. I remember seeing a missle that looked like a burning trash can on the news launched at our base in Iraq.  Trump came out after this to say Iran is standing down. If Iran would of killed our troops, it might of been different. Then Iraq shot down the commercial airline a day later and this conflict-retaliation went away. 
The airliner had a quirky story too. I’ll take a shot at remembering, the plane took off and had to return to the airport, and the missle defense SAMs (on high alert because of the Americans) detected the returning plane as an inbound missle.  Boom, the plane full of Ukrainians (and others) dead. >

These cranky old memory cells! What I remember is that the airliner was hit, then it turned back to takeoff field, didn't make it. >

First, well start with the women! Then, the women. And finally, the women. >

Lol, just getting around to that now? I remember when it was going to cause WW3 and then everyone immediately forgot about it. >

Bring it. >

We'll just return the favor....its becomes cycle of hate. >

We haven’t been at war for months. I was wondering when someone would finally step up. >

Gotta keep those angry Iranians stirred-up and steer that anger toward the great devil, so they stop pushing for more reforms that their own religious fundamentals have burdened their people with. >

Starting a war is textbook way to quell the ongoing Iranian revolutionary protests. They hopes that an outer conflict will unite/distract their nation. >

Everyone in this thread giving this story air is falling for it 
The Iranian is executing young people and raping and murdering Iranian women and girls over religious policing the of clothes. >

Hmm don’t y’all have bigger problems to worry about right now? >

And how are they gonna do that? I dare them to fuck with the US. >

Oh, so Iran found a distraction to the women’s burka protest. Iran is likely o make some kind of a small military action and say that it is retaliation for the Qassem killing. Just not big enough to get a US retaliation. Give the minions something else to protest. >

Commanded Quds Force and found out. >

Inb4 the current general gets some freedom too xD >

I'll book the flight to Key West >

Good luck. He deserved to die. >

Soleimani was one the world's biggest pieces of crap that has ever lived.  Right there with Hitler and the likes.  Responsible for lots and lots of death. He is right where he belongs. >

Well? We’re waiting! >

We should celebrate by blowing up whoever is in that position now. >

Give him trump’s address >

Can we just send them Trump? >

smoke & mirriors >

They gonna execute more protesters? >

Feel free to identify the general you have picked for this task. >

Did he get killed in Ukraine? >

Trump better watch out >

What are they going to do? Give their women rights to spite Trump?? >

You are a bit late on the revenge, Iran. >

Oh hey, Iranian leadership is trying to create another diversion from the protests. >

Hey you can have the guy who did that. We don't really want him. That being said Soleimani's killing was one of the few things I actually support Trump in. >

Predator drone goes brrrr >

Talk is cheap >

Sure 🥱🥱 >

You can find the guy responsible at Mar-a-Lago.
Honestly, it's even odds that the US would do anything about it at this point. >

If you need maps to Mar a Lago let us know >

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 >

We'll just kick your a** again in a week >

Shh, nobody remind them! >

3 years ago? Drop it. Revenge always comes back to you and you won't like it! >

please do. Invested alot into the major defense contractors before the Ukraine war started >

Honesty is the best policy. >

I think that means Trump has more to worry about than Jack Smith. >

The US would use Iran as a target range for a few years until they get bored. >

Can't do that, too many missiles pointed at Israel. >

Israel and the US both assassinate Iranian officials and scientists at will, and the Israeli defense minister openly says that they’re probably going to bomb their nuclear sites in 2 or 3 years. Neither one of them seems particularly worried about Iran’s capabilities. >

Israel would have attacked already if they thought they could pull it off. >

You realize that Israel bombs Iranian forces semi-regularly, right? 
They have carried out hundreds of airstrikes targetting both Iran-backed militia and regular Iranian military forces in Syria, and in March of 2022 they bombed an Iranian airbase inside of Iran, destroying hundreds of drones. >

Lol yeah, in Syria, with permission from Russia... And there's no evidence that they actually hit anything. >


A) obviously they didn’t ask for Russia’s permission, and

Israel coordinates their strikes in Syria with Russia through their deconfliction mechanism.
As confusing as Middle Eastern politics are, Russia competes with Iran in Syria while cooperating elsewhere. 
While Russia can’t necessarily stop Israel, Israel does not want a completely avoidable confrontation with Russia and potentially lose critical assets to themselves. Russia has enough SAM systems, submarines, and jets themselves to cause losses on the Israeli side. 

they bombed an Iranian airbase inside of Iran, destroying hundreds of drones.

This was likely a drone strike orchestrated from within Iran itself. 
Iranian nuclear facilities are typically spread out, guarded, and dug deep into the ground.
It would require a strike of a completely different scale, which is why Israel has been holding drills with more than 100 planes to strike Iran. >

I wonder how many Ukrainians are vowing vengeance from their cities being destroyed and their countrymen killed by the Iranian suicide drones... >

Hit em with another >

We'll just send another Flying Ginsu for the next one. Stupid terrorist fucks. >

“We have not and will not forget the blood of martyr Soleimani. The Americans must know that revenge for martyr Soleimani’s blood is certain, and the murderers and perpetrators will have no easy sleep,” President Ebrahim Raisi told an audience of thousands in Tehran on Tuesday.
For the record, the man responsible lives at 1100 S Ocean Blvd, Palm Beach, FL 33480. 
That aside, Iran is a shit-hole country. >

Course you have to wonder who put the idiot king up to it. >

To be fair, Soleimani was fair game. He had provided material support to a terrorist cell that claimed responsibility for attacking the American embassy that resulted in the loss of American life a while before the Soleimani strike. IIRC he was actually blown up while in a car with the head of said terrorist cell lol. He wasn't on Iranian land. He fucked around and found out. >

He was running around Iraq like he was President, yep, he found out. >

So they’ll get on this after they torture and kill all their ladies or are they multi-tasking?  World is getting really in the 21st. >

This is the thing.  I am not a big fan of Iran.  But as far as I can tell that assassination was illegal by both American and international law, and I don’t want to carry water for it.  I would be all for indicting Trump and anyone else responsible for it.  That cannot be the way we do foreign policy.
On the other hand, I remember being in an Uber shortly after it happened.  I was chatting with the driver and realized he was Iranian, so I sort of sheepishly apologized that my government had done such a thing.  He LIT INTO me.  Said that I didn’t understand, that Iran didn’t have a real government, just a criminal mob in charge, that Soleimani was a terrorist, and that Trump had his and his family’s full support in this. 
I get that there’s a pretty strong anti-regime sentiment among Iranian expats, and I still don’t think this sort of extralegal assassination can be sanctioned.  But, well, if the US must throw our weight around like the imperial hegemon that we are accused of being  …. well, I get the impression that we could have selected a better target for it. >

Fuck it, let's light this candle and see what happens. Iran about to be Itried. >

Ok. It was a stupid thing to have done, and I'm fully willing to let Trump answer for it. Just send us the postage and we'll stuff his fat ass in a box and ship him over. Have at it. >

This is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 85%. (I'm a bot)


Tehran, Iran - Senior Iranian officials and commanders have renewed a vow to avenge the assassination of top general Qassem Soleimani in Iraq three years ago.
The Iranian foreign ministry and the judiciary also vowed to continue their efforts to avenge Soleimani and hold to account perpetrators from other countries such as Israel, the United Kingdom and Germany that Iran believes assisted with the assassination.
Banners depicting Soleimani and his handwriting have been set up in Tehran and cities across the country in the past week.


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now that a guy they're confident can't find the missile codes is in charge >

Non-factual trumps >

Oh! They are going to take Trump out? >

They can have Trump. >

They know who ordered the killing.  Are they trying to scare Trump? >

Let’s just give them trump and call it even >

Fair enough - they can have Trump. >

Can we just give them Trump?  That sounds like a win for everybody.  Well, everyone except Trump.  I'm pretty sure even Melania would endorse that deal. >

Can we give them Trump and call it even? >

I’m a US citizen.  The Iranian government is about as close to the most dystopian government around in my book.  But I’m still sickened that the US assassinated Soleimani.  It’s just about the most disgusting foreign policy move that been done in my countries name in recent memory.  I don’t care how bad he may have been (frankly, I don’t know much about him), openly assassinating a military leader from a country we’re not at war with is (or should be) an international crime. >

Well, go to Mara lago then. >

You can have trump >

The responsible party lives in Florida, ready go >

Go ahead and take Trump out! Do America a favor! >

do it i mean dont do it. please dont assassinate donald trump. please please dont DO THIS. >

That's usually what happens when you murder an incredibly popular figure. I imagine there's more than a few Iranians who are still mad about that. Donald Trump and the generals who consented to the assassination belong in front of the Hague for their blatant disregard for life and international law. >

Maybe Soleimani shouldn’t have been directly and indirectly arming, training and leading forces that were responsible for the deaths hundreds of US servicemen if he didn’t want to be targeted. Argue about if he should or shouldn’t have been doing that all you want, but the fact is that as soon as he gave the first EFP to one of his militia groups to carry out attacks, Soleimani became a legitimate military target. >

Soleimani was a uniformed member of an armed forces, one that has also been designated as a terrorist organization by multiple countries. He wasn’t a simple politician who would be granted diplomatic immunity and protections.
The rest of your point doesn’t really matter in this regard and it’s missing very key nuances. One being that Soleimani and Iran were never friends with Iraq. His operations in Iraq were as legal as the US’ actually probably even less legal since he was working with groups that fought against the Saddam Government and the New Iraqi government post Saddam. None of this changes his designation though as a legitimate military target. >

Iran, if you're listening, remember this word: Mar-A-Lago! It's in Florida. Google is your friend. >

Don’t forget get to grab Top Secret documents from the desk drawer, Israel Intel is the rumor. >

I would love to see them try. >

Good luck >

*Yawn* >

One can use Google maps to locate any address in Florida. >

“I’m shaking in my little space boots!” - Dr Evil >

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