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This is the absolute cherry on top of this cake. Conservatives are going to lose their fucking minds.
“I do presentations at 1940 in Jacarepagua, I do Cascadura, I also did Cabaret Casanova in Gloria and I did one at Le Boy,” Santos says, naming well-known drag clubs in and around the city.

So he's probably performed at every drag club in Rio, except those 4. >

Knowing nothing about Brazilian drag venues, I'm just assuming those are prestigious ones, and George Santos was performing cabaret for a bunch of drunk rats in a favela. >

Makes me wonder if he actually performed at all of those places or if it’s another lie as well. >

It appears the tactic is as follows:


have proof of something


make accusation without providing proof


wait for denial


provide proof


I like this. >

Best way to combat a habitual liar. >

It’s two hits for the price of one: one for the crime and a second for the cover-up. >

I thought he said it wasn't him. >


“He’s changed a lot, but he was always a liar. He was always such a dreamer,” Rochard said. >

Dreamer is code for aimless loser. >

TIL I'm a dreamer >

But you’re not the only one. >

Imagine all the people
that thought they were electing the man he said he was, and got this POS instead.
They literally elected a man who doesn’t exist, and 100% of the voters in his district voted for somebody other than the man who does exist. >

Did he really think that no one ever took pictures or videos of him while dressed in drag? 
Is he delusional? >

Birdcage rules, once you’re in drag no one can identify you as a politician. >

Chew more gum!
Man, it's been forever since I've seen this. >

I have to be honest - at this point, this is just incredibly entertaining. I don't think I've ever really known of a person who legitimately lies about everything. I find it interesting. Like, does he really believe these things? Does he have any shame? Does he think it'll all blow over? Will he ever come clean? Does he really think everyone is as dumb as he apparently thinks? It's fascinating. >


I don't think I've ever really known of a person who legitimately lies about everything. I find it interesting.

I knew one back in college.  It goes from interesting to painfully tiring really damn fast. >

I grew up with a cousin like that. She would lie about everything. And yeah, it's funny when it's something like her saying "I've never been to Chuck E. Cheese" to a group of us who were all there at her birthday party the month before and have pictures. 
But it becomes something else entirely when it's "of course I put mom's insulin in the fridge right away." 
You could never trust her. You couldn't give her any task without also assigning someone else to oversee her and verify that she's even telling the truth.
It gets old. Fast. >

Do you ever fuck with her though? 
"OH. MY. GOD. WE LITERALLY HAD A BIRTHDAY PARTY AT CHUCK E CHEESE WITH A GIRL WE THOUGHT WAS YOU!!! LOOK AT THESE PICTURES!! ARE WE LIVING IN THE TWILIGHT ZONE????" >


Do you ever fuck with her though? 

Nothing really comes to mind like that, tbh. It's just all negative memories, relief that she's not been in my life for a decade now, and a slight tinge of anxiety that she'll try to reconnect at some point. 
I imagine there are probably people in Santos' life that feel, or will feel, the same. >

I never have to worry about my crazy cousins or aunts and uncles trying to reconnect with me. They all distanced themselves from me for my backwards political views and because I “left the lord”. From what I can tell, my mother has tried to defend me by claiming that I am very mentally ill, I think they are afraid it might be contagious.
I’m grateful for this distance. >

He’s also African-American…”no no, I said A-Freakin’ American” >

Omg - this just made me lol while on a work Conf call >

But you were on mute like a responsible person, right? >

Republicans: "we must protect our kids from ThE gAyS by banning and investigating drag shows!"
Also Republicans: "We've elected a drag queen to Congress." >

Far more nefarious. George Santos is going to either resign, or be kicked out of Congress. And possibly criminal charges. The GOP knew this in advance (my theory.) Now they can use Santos as an example of how LGBTQ people are liars and can't be trusted. Again, this is my theory. Not that I am saying that LGBTQ are bad people. That Republicans however will use Santos as a scapegoat. >

As soon as he's off the floor and not voting, he's going to admit to all of this and, in addition to what you said, will claim the radical left is persecuting one of the people they claim they fight for just for being a Republican >

McCarthy is giving him the Cawthorne treatment. This just shows that the GOP knew all of this and ignored it. >

Cawthorn was in a safe R district in a red state, and running his mouth about shit that was going on "inside the family". McConnell (and it was McConnell, McCarthy couldn't find his ass with both hands and a map) fragged him because no matter what, the seat would stay red. Getting rid of the hassle meant the end of a consistent stream of shitty stories with literally no trade off. Know who has that seat now? Exactly. Some white guy who might as well have a blank face, he's so interchangeable. 
Santos is sitting in a seat that will almost certainly flip blue if he steps down and there's a special election, and so far he's keeping his mouth shut and doing as he's told. McCarthy would rather have him than not.
He's getting wrecked because he's been a nonentity his whole career (there are a million republicans who just run for deep blue seats over and over and lose over and over - it's just their thing) and no one expected him to win, so no one from either side ever did a proper oppo book on him. >


McCarthy couldn't find his ass with both hands and a map

"Well yeah - how could I when I'm holding this map with two hands?!" - McCarthy >

I EARNED this map! >

I cant seem to actually view the video. where is it? >

I did a ss of the two pics >

If all of the things he’s denied, he’s actually denying this? The chin, the scar on his chin, his lips, his snagged tooth, the dimples, the nose, the eyes… Helen Keller could tell this is the same guy. >

Ok I just laughed my ass off on this, just opened tiktok and there is was; a tooth analysis by a dentist of the two photos. 
Enjoy
For those that don't want to click, yeah it's the same person. >

His teeth are what I looked at first! I have a similar situation with my lateral incisor where it comes almost to a V with my front tooth and it’s been that way since I had braces at the age of 13. I’m 34 now, and only a week older than Anthony or George or Kitara Devolder or Santos or Ravache or Zabrovski So it’s the first thing I noticed. >

One book, "Swedish-Made Penis Enlarger Pumps and Me:  This sort of thing is my bag, baby" written by Austin Powers >

One credit card receipt for a Swedish-Made Penis Enlarger Pump, signed by Austin Powers >

I will say it again, this man's life is fucking insane!! >

This is like the Leonardo DiCaprio and Tim hanks movie “catch me if you can” but the evil dude version >

Would Alternate-universe Academy Award Winner Tim Hanks star as "evil dude" or the cop? >

Yes Tim Hanks will star as evil dude >

I love him on Forest Gimp >

Hi fellow old, this is perfect! >

No that’s Anthony Devolder >

I'm afraid he's mastered the Trump art of "tell the rubes what they want to hear and they'll do anything for you". >

The rube-publicans love it >

Pube-rublicans >

He looks better in drag. >

"DRAG-ish" >

That website is poison on mobile.
Clicked 3 video links - None of which are the video. The fuck? >

This seems silly and fun, but the sad reality is we have a mentally ill pathological liar in Congress. >

I personally am loving it. So many mentally ill pathological liars In the GOP I don’t know what makes this clown any different than the rest of his ilk except that he actually embarrasses them for once. >

Are they embarrassed? Is Santos or the GOP party actually suffering any consequences though?
This is why I am not entertained by this. If nothing happens to him or there is no blow back in the GOP, it will only encourage more and more people to just blatantly lie. And more and more voters will become numb and jaded to it that they will just give up on democratic governments. >

Yeah they are definitely embarrassed. You can’t turn on the TV here in NY without them mentioning this maniac buffoon or how his district wishes they could flush him down the drain. 
Are they suffering consequences? I’d say definitely yes.   This guy can hold Kevin McCarthy’s position ransom if he feels like it. Also he makes R voters look like dumb asses. 
The sad reality is that most politicians are always going to lie to get elected, that’s not new at all. If this alienates the type of voters that want to destroy democracy im very cool with that. 
If santos wasn’t in congress it would just be some other more competent nincompoop with a trash agenda.