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This might be the one thing Democrats don’t care about in his history and one the Republicans do care about at the same time.
This is an everlasting onion. >

Wow, like.... who even is this guy really? 
Is he some sort of savant genius? Or the dumbest man alive? 
I had this idea that becoming a congressperson requires some sort of apparatus or has some level of difficulty, but it seems you can just walk in and get the job like it was a freaking wallmart greeter. 
Did he see "Catch me if you Can" and thought to himself: "Leo, hold my beer!" >

He is far from a genius. 
This as simple as a sad little boy lying to try and get into areas he felt he was not allowed into. Lies to make himself seem more important and successful than he was.
Truth is, I doubt he knows who he is in reality. He isn’t George Santos, Kitara, Anthony…these are all masks he wears. Look at his lies, stupid, easily disproven lies. Knee replacement, star volleyball player, millionaire, landlord, etc etc. He is just that sad little boy running away from one lie after another. >

There are actually people who are clinical pathological liars. I truly believe he is one. >

It’s pretty clear that, if nothing else, he has been lying so continually for so long that he doesn’t even register what he says as lies.  It may have just started as being a poor kid trying to be liked but uh, Jesus Christ has it overshot reasonable long, long ago.
I guess it is mildly impressive he was able to con his way into congress, though honestly it’s only really evidence of how completely fucked and degenerate the Republican Party has become where this is just the norm now.  He is the modern Republican Party. >


I guess it is mildly impressive he was able to con his way into congress, though honestly it’s only really evidence of how completely fucked and degenerate the Republican Party has become where this is just the norm now. He is the modern Republican Party.

I don't really agree. It's been stated pretty commonly for a while that elections are won by money, especially local elections. Whoever has the loudest voice (AKA can pay to broadcast their voice the most) and the right letter next to their name gets in. Your actual beliefs, your actual personality, your actual ability to do the job are all irrelevant.
Here's the proof. Indisputable. There's not a single reason to believe this person has told the truth in their adult life even once.
I think the biggest teller right now is that despite all of this, the Republicans still won't do shit about him. It's insanity. A massive, pathological, proven liar continues to "serve" in the House despite damming proof that he is not what he says he is. He has lied to everyone (at least publicly) in every single way, and Republicans don't give a fuck. Actions speak louder than words. >


A massive, pathological, proven liar continues to "serve" in the House despite damming proof that he is not what he says he is. He has lied to everyone (at least publicly) in every single way, and Republicans don't give a fuck.

Replace "House" with "White House" and you have the entirety of 2016-2020 >

There is one key difference. We knew Trump was a liar and cheat for multiple years before he was even on the ballot, let alone elected. As much as it depresses me to say it, he was elected despite the obvious problems.
Santos, as far as I know, was not so blatantly open. There's an easy case to be made that the person that was voted for is not the person in office today. Trump didn't put up a facade, all of his lies were abundantly clear. Santos did, and his lies are being discovered after the election. >

It’s as if Republicans manifested this guy into existence by their collective dark obsessions and fantasies. He’s like the Stay-Puft marshmallow man from Ghostbusters. >

Well Republicans didn't want to kick him out before, now that it's know he's a drag queen they may just push him out. Especially given their whole anti drag queen bit they have going on now. Criminality, lying, being an absolute scum bag are prerequisites for being a Republican. Being a drag queen publicly, that's a big nope. I'm sure most the anti gay ones are into that stuff behind closed doors though. >

Kevin McCarthy really rreally needs that grifting, animal abusing, fraudulent, hypocritical, sociopathic Congressman's vote.
Eta: comma >

When you've got to pluralize a possessive like this, it's common to pluralize the word, and THEN put the apostrophe. For example, in this case it would be;
He needs those grifting, animal abusing, fraudulent, hypocritical, sociopathic Congressmens' votes. >

I think he was talking about him needing one congressman’s (santos) vote. Not plural. >

My joke is that there are several congressmen with these exact qualifications. I guess that went over the heads of many ppl who read my comment, lol >

Fox News: "Before he found Christ" >

Well, Christ was Jew-ish >

He was hoping the J-man would donate more to his fundraiser, that's all >

Is he an American citizen?   Has that been absolutely confirmed? >

Do they even know his real name? Lol >

No, George Santos isn’t even his real name many are speculating. Supposedly it’s Anthony Devolder. >

it seems like its george anthony devolder santos, and he preferred his middle names. >

Middle-ish names >

Sant-ish >

So, basically this guy is like a flashbang grenade thrown into the room as an attempt to distract us from all the other detestable shit the GOP has going on. Right? >

To their surprise and delight! >

I noticed that gas jumped up almost 50 cents overnight and immediately wondered what MCarthy did to make it happen >

You ever start to doubt reality because, like in a weird dream, the plot doesnt really make sense? >

Every. Single. Day.
Every single day my friend. Lmao >

I wish I was creative enough to make this shit up. >

His roommate in Brazil called him delusional. In America he’s just a Republican. >

Is this his villain origin story? He wasn’t good enough for professional drag, so he became a grifter. >

It's like Rents version of Hitler. Lmfao >

Like Footloose, but he decides to go in to politics. >

I'm afraid to ask if this is satire? >

The entire GOP is one giant satire of itself. >

If the last decade has just been performance art on a global scale I'm going to be so annoyed. >

No, performance art has to have an articulable, though not necessarily decipherable, underlying theme. The artist has to be able to make a statement, even if the art does not.
MAGA is too random, eschewing consistency and even theme. It's like the GOP lost the copyright on its own bullshit, and now relies on the defense that parody is fair use. Non c'est une vaccine. >

George Santos will NEVER be glamour. >

Hallelu. >

At this point you could tell me Santos was grown in a vat to be a sleeper agent and I wouldn't be totally surprised >

The writers at The Onion just cannot compete with this guy >

I the irony will be lost on these douche birth cert people , when we find out Santos is not a US citizen >

Absolutely! I feel like it’s only a matter of time we find out he’s an undocumented immigrant. >

It's refreshing to know that the GOP has finally embraced the LGBTQ.
The far left progressive Dems don't even have a drag queen in their liberal congressional caucus ....this must be comforting for the GOP to finally one up the so called looney Dems for supporting LGBTQ human equality rights! >

My Republican Relatives have basically been foaming at the mouth at the fact that Santos is a Gay Republican. They can't seem to imagine a reality that is possible. Sadly, I doubt it will ever have them consider looking introspectively at their political views. >

Brown, gay, foreign, and a drag queen. And yet, somehow he’s one of theirs. 
Fascism really is about in-groups vs.  out-groups with no real care for consistency. >

If this is true, pretty sure this is one of those crazy irrational lines the GOP has… thief, fraud, liar, scam artist .. no problem. Cross dresser transvestite. Drag Queen.. Get the fuck out >

It’s not. Rudy did this too >

You’re going to have to back that up? >

It was part of a roast. oh and Trump motorboated him. >

Hey, trump. What does Rudy's ass taste like? >

Chew-ish >

That’s absolutely the least offensive thing about him. >

The absurdity of it all is killing me. >

Damn. The drag queen dragged her “He did not have what it takes to be a professional,” she reportedly said. “George did not have the glamour for that.” >

This man is a national treasure. >

I heard he was born in Kenya… >

Finally good to see the GOP making concessions for Drag Queens >

Ok I give up. You could tell me tomorrow this guy is from Mars and it wouldn't shock me. >

He needs his own TV show at this point. >

'The increasingly poor decisions of Todd Margaret' irl >

"No, alice-- I don't drink.
Oh, yes, I had a few beers for salesman purposes.
But, uh, the reason I appeared drunk was because I was actually woozy, lightheaded because of all the blood I had donated earlier in the day.
You gave blood?
Yes.
It's the first thing I do when I go to a new country is donate blood.
Not that this is a new country, 'cause I spent my summers in Leeds with my dad, who recently died.
Yeah, we were pretty close, dad and I."
Yeah. I think you nailed it. God, I love that show. >

When I discovered the first season of that show, I watched it all it one night. When the second season came out, I watched it all in one night. >

I did the same thing. Insta-binged all of it. >

I STG this dude the most interesting man in TF planet yo
Man's like an evil Homer Simpson who looks like the male Ruth Bader Ginsburg >


I STG this dude the most interesting man in TF planet yo

I'm pretty excited to see the movie based on his life at some point in the future.
I wonder what is going on in his brain at any given moment?  Are all the lies conscious?  Is there something broken in him where he has some wires crossed between his imagination and reality?  Does he plan out his lies, or are they spontaneous? >

Get it on the air now!  Cast gueillermo from what we do in the shadows lol