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I dunno that one is still near and dear to my heart in terms of stupid ways to get caught.
He really didn't think they could see his searches or the stuff he went and bought? >

Duh, incognito mode! >

I know this is a joke but Google is facing huge fines worldwide because Incognito mode still tracks your search history. >

I mean it says that it can be seen >

But it's wearing glasses and a hat.. >

My name is Guy Incognito >

“your honor, guy incognito is a hacker and a murderer! he appears on everyone’s websites and buys all the necessary stuff to carry out one!” >

Here are some of his searches 
December 27:
"What’s the best state to divorce for a man?'
She went missing on January 1st. 
4:55 a.m. on Jan. 1: “how long before a body starts to smell”
4:58 a.m. on Jan. 1: “how to stop a body from decomposing”
5:20 a.m. on Jan. 1: “how to embalm a body”
5:47 a.m. on Jan. 1: “10 ways to dispose of a dead body if you really need to”
6:25 a.m. on Jan. 1: “how long for someone to be missing to inherit”
6:34 a.m. on Jan. 1: “can you throw away body parts”
9:29 a.m. on Jan. 1: “what does formaldehyde do”
9:34 a.m. on Jan. 1: “how long does DNA last”
9:59 a.m. on Jan. 1: “can identification be made on partial remains”
11:34 a.m. on Jan. 1: “dismemberment and the best ways to dispose of a body”
11:44 a.m. on Jan. 1: “how to clean blood from wooden floor”
11:56 a.m. on Jan. 1: “luminol to detect blood
1:08 p.m. on Jan. 1: “what happens when you put body parts in ammonia”
1:21 p.m. on Jan. 1: “is it better to throw crime scene clothes away or wash them”
12:45 p.m. on Jan. 2: “hacksaw best tool to dismember”
1:10 p.m. on Jan. 2: “can you be charged with murder without a body”
1:14 p.m. on Jan. 2: “can you identify a body with broken teeth”
1:02 p.m. on Jan. 3: “what happens to hair on a dead body”
1:13 p.m. on Jan. 3: “what is the rate of decomposition of a body found in a plastic bag compared to on a surface in the woods”
1:20 p.m. on Jan. 3: “can baking soda make a body smell good”
Poor woman. The "broken teeth" bit hurts to read.... 
This creep can go to hell >

I wish he just got the divorce instead. >

Me too :( >

Dumbest murderer ever… thankfully. >

His attorney said the evidence against him is "not strong".
Maybe because he learned on google to cover the evidence in baking soda? >

his search history included "discount lawyers". >

Works on contingency? No, money down >

“How to clear Google history after searching for suspect things given your wife’s mysterious and recent death” >

Step 1: Get a supermagnet.
Step 2: Take computer to body disposal site.
Step 3: Run magnet over computer like you're scrubbing the dishes she asked you to do last night.
Step 4: Place next to body for convenience
Step 5: Access public computer at library and delete your Google account
Step 6: Await authorities as we notified them before we autocompleted this query. >

Given he is searching the internet, you probably have to run the magnet over Google. >

"Google: How do I cause you to die in a horrible fire?"
Google: Who hurt you?! >

He made some of the dumbest, most asinine searches.
He murdered her on New Years after partying & getting her liquored up.
Worst plan ever, short of trying for Kyiv in 3 days. >

Supposedly (friend of a friend) she was leaving him and taking the kids after the new year. She was going to leave before but he convinced her to stay >

I always feel that this is one of those things that you either do or don't, and never return for any reason. >

Works for some people.  My younger brother wouldn't be here (or maybe I wouldn't) if my parents didn't do this. Dated for a few years in middle and high school, had a kid at 16, split up for 2.5 years and during that time each had another kid, got back together and had my brother and have been back together now for 30 years.
Edit: by parents I mean my dad and step mom. She's been in my life since I was a year or so old so I consider her as much a mom as my actual mom and talk about her just like I would my actual mom. >

This whole post is so wholesome - have an upvote. 
I wish this scenario played out more (or at least an amicable scenario) rather than fucking homicide - or worse, familicide. >

This guy should be a spokesperson for SurfShark VPN.

Hey do you have questions, like me, that if seen by the authorities might lead to a serious criminal prosecution.  Then you need SurfShark, so you can fearlessly browse and search for random things like, "How can I dispose of a body?", "What countries don't have extradition treaties with the US?", or "How do you launder money?"  And the police will never know.
And if you click now, SurfShark VPN will donate a dollar to my legal defense fund.  So what are you waiting for... Seriously, what are you waiting for?  I need help man. >



“The story is really coming together, and those Google searches, they were essential to putting together the pieces,”


Putting together the pieces? Really? That’s some unfortunate phrasing. >

There’s a great opportunity here for content marketers to summarize this all into one useful SEO optimized article that includes links to all the products you’ll need and discount codes. >

This is up there with BTK and the floppy disk