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Stocks & Securities Limited has got some explaining to do. But they are directing calls to Jamaica’s Financial Services Commission, which is investigating. >

Weird coincidence: my account is also missing $12m. >

Oh I'm so lucky, mine seems to have added $24.7m! >

🕵‍♀️💵 >

The headline makes it sound like the lawyers are passive aggressively accusing me personally. >

Hey buddy it wasnt me so its got to be one of us >

I can hear my mom now. "SO! Usain Bolts lawyers say he has millions missing! Millions! Would yooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuu happen to know anything about that, hmm?" >

I hate it when that happens to me. >

Yeah it piss me off too when my account goes from $1200 to $12000 mysteriously. >

Did they check behind the vault? >

Maybe he left it in his other pants >

The very pants he was going to return! >

How many millions he have? >

@90 million >

Oh man! >

It's what happens when you literally become the fastest human who's speed is used in various speed comparisons and the dude has even been compared to a fucking Cheetah to scale just how slow we are(compared to animals like a bear) but for how long we can maintain high speeds (Cheetahs burn out rapidly). We have the endurance edge over land animals. The man is a walking scientific achievement lmao. >

There are plenty of land a animals that can both run faster and farther than we can. We in fact do not have the endurance edge over land animals......  think of animals, like.... I don't know..... a horse? You gonna outrun a fucking horse? >


You gonna outrun a fucking horse?

Yes, a fit person can run a horse down to death if they wanted to. Not all in one go, but you can whittle them down to exhaustion over a few dozen hours/days.
The person who you replied to was very much correct...human bodies are extremely efficient at mobility. >

Does that horse to get rest and go slow over a period of a few dozen hours/days. Or are you comparing the maximum distance a horse can run in one go to the maximum distance a human can cover over time?
Horses trained for endurance can do 100 miles in a day.  In fact, 1 day 100 mile races are a quite common endurance horse race in equestrian circles.
If you alternate between trotting and walking, a horse can cover very large distances without the need for stopping.
Sure there are rare (and I mean very fucking rare) humans that can run extreme distances. The record is like 300 miles, non stop, in 80 hours.
But as whole, horses have much better endurance than humans do. >

Youre just wrong mate. Persistence hunting is still practiced today in many parts of sub Saharan Africa. Humans can run deer/horses down for 9+ hours without stopping. We have sweat, they don’t. Attenborough has an episode on these hunters, very fascinating. >

Ok, you think a human can outrun a horse over a 9 hour period?  An average human? Because I would argue that sub Sahara hunter/gatherer tribes are not the average. >

r/confidentlyincorrect gonna have a field day with you >

As they go to look for it during their trip to the Cayman Islands >

“We understand that clients are anxious to receive more information and assure you that we are closely monitoring the matter throughout all the required steps and will alert our clients of the resolution as soon as that information is available,” the company said.
How do I make a living sitting at home and writing nothing but platitude PR BULLSHIT all day? I could do better than this. >

I don't know, that's a pretty good PR statement.  Acknowledges something is going on, without really saying anything. >

PR bullshit and pretty good PR statement are the same thing. >

Wonder if he's with Bank of America... >

Or Wells Fargo, in a dozen accounts he never asked to open. >

Wouldn't it show on his bank statement where it went? >

It was most likely taken by the bank itself so no >

Man those fees are tough… >

wonder if he was banking at FTX! >

They're going to find $15m suddenly hidden inside the wall of his home and with no idea on how it got there. >

He's not Joel Osteen >

What ever came of that? >

Nothing, because religion. >

Dude ran so fast, his spending couldn't catch up to him >

Quit whining,  come visit me on my island if you want, just bought it, really really nice. >

He had a big night obviously