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Just like Lenin in his glass coffin?
Can Putin being dead become a meme, and the trolling cause him to expose himself in an unsafe way and actually die? >

He’s not dead, he’s just on holiday in Královec! >

Ah Czechia is such a beautiful country to visit! >


Kremlin spokesman Dmitry Peskov quickly hit back

"How can we make this embarrassing headline go away?"
"Quick, have a bureaucrat speak on his behalf and refute it!" >

Why isn't Putin speaking out? What is he, dead or something? >

Hopefully he died on the way to his home planet. >

Noo. Not Poochie! >

Comrad Pooch >

So Zelensky is pulling Putin's strings by asking the question "is Putin dead?".
If no reply then Putin is dead or scared to show his face.
If he  replies then Putin is running around trying to show that he is alive and his actions are being manipulated by Zelensky.
Either way Putin looks weak and like a loser. Or as some may say Putin's a hoser. >

It's like Trump asking for Obama's birth certificate. >

I mean not really. Obama just provided his birth certificate and then made fun of him at the WH correspondents dinner. Not exactly 4D chess there >

So if putin turns up and makes fun of zelensky then zelensky looks like a moron too? >

No. That’s part of why I said they’re not the same….
If Putin was seen walking around France and giving addresses in public and responding to events that happened very recently and reliable sources had confirmed he was still alive and THEN Zelensky continued to try and feed the rumor, then he would look stupid. 
The Obama thing was just a lot fewer steps to make trump look ridiculous. >

I hope this ends with Putin putting a shoe on his head during a live meeting to prove he's alive. >

Write the date on his underwear like a normal Russian cam boy >

Pardon? >

He should prove he's alive by visiting the front lines, like Zelensky did, maybe fire a few weapons to prove what a manly man he is. I'm sure HIMARS won't fire on him. >

On horseback, top-less. >

Old man titties flapping in the wind. >

Guys stop, I can’t get any harder >

Guys, stop, I can’t get any more flaccid >

Yes you can. >

Help, my cylinder is now an innie. 
It’s a cylinder. >

The ol’ downtown frown >

He seems pretty dead on the inside. The walking dead. >

Who says you cant be a president enmeshed in war, and a comedian at the same time ? >

Imagine how much better off the world would be if all the politicians were swapped with comedians for a meaningful period of time. >

Bill Burr for prez >

So long as it isn't Bill Barr... >

They'll trot out Putin but it's really 3 kids in a trench coat. >

Lmao nah bud, two is enough for shawty. >

those lifts yo >

All Russia need to do is have Putin come out into public and since that has not occurred maybe Zelensky is right. >

I hadnt really thought about it until recently, but yeah, there may actually be a chance the guy is dead.
I should watch Death of Stalin again. >

Great film... >

Amazing film. Especially the part of Stalin pissing himself. Commieboos love that part >

"you think we should go check on him"
"I think you should shut the fuck up! Do you want to be shot" >

It's inaccurate and there was a lot of evidence found that pointed towards the assassination of Stalin, by the large revisionist clique in the Politburo.
Tito in Yugoslavia even told this to a Senior NATO Official in 1956 (after the Secret Speech), which made the head lines of major newspapers in the UK and USA.
Edit: USSR restored diplomatic relations with Yugoslavia in 1955, which they had previously severed due to ideological difference between Stalin and Tito. >


It's inaccurate and there was a lot of evidence found that pointed towards the assassination of Stalin, by the large revisionist clique in the Politburo.

Yeah, even the doctors were in on it. >

Much of the Central Committee was afraid that Stalin's hardline position on proletarian internationalism would  end up a direct confrontation with the west. They purged all the people with hardline positions after Stalin's death and adjusted their diplomatic relations accordingly. >

Which would be weird, considering the whole “socialism in one country” thing and how Stalin purged people for their proletarian internationalism >

This is the way to fight russian propaganda machine. Ridicule them, make them explain themselves and look silly, drag them into pointless debate. >

Yeah and also by calling him Vladimir Poopin >

Wow Russia too stupid to realize when it is getting trolled by Zelensky >

You kidding me? They’re puttin SAMs in Moscow. >

Feed them a SAM handwich >

Why would you do this to me? 3 hours till lunch, I’m hungry(((( >

Time to announce a hockey game featuring all the greats and Putin, he can’t resist… >

Get ready for Weekend at Putin’s >

Lol 2 guys running down the beach pulling a string to waive his hand. Wait up wait up! >

I see we've graduated from claiming Putin has cancer and Parkinson's simply just accusing him of already being dead. >

Death does tend to occur after both of those things, yes. >

To be fair, death tends to occur regardless. >

Zelensky can be out in public and on the front lines because he is not a hated president. Putin is very much hated by his own people and military as well. He knows that the odds are against him. All it would take is an assassin sniper to take him out. Not dead...Just scared. >

I think that if Putin was dead, with the situation in Ukraine going so poorly for Russia, the war would be over since I don’t that even Putin’s pride and ego can drive a losing war from beyond the grave. >

That was my first thought as well. If Putin died the remaining people in positions of power would likely end this ridiculous, costly war. Not out of the good of their hearts, mind you. But because they’re tired of losing money. >

Zelensky is a master, master troll LOL >

Or maybe he heard something >

Put seeds in your pockets, Vladimir Puto! Won't even have to dig all six feet! >

Hell yeah Putin is finally dead! >

ahh yes lead paisioning and defenstration for the win. >

Holy shit. Putin might actually have kicked the can. >

Maybe that secret CIA meeting Z learning some things >

Looks dead or very close to it, hopefully