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He’s also African-American…”no no, I said A-Freakin’ American”
“I do presentations at 1940 in Jacarepagua, I do Cascadura, I also did Cabaret Casanova in Gloria and I did one at Le Boy,” Santos says, naming well-known drag clubs in and around the city.

So he's probably performed at every drag club in Rio, except those 4. >

Knowing nothing about Brazilian drag venues, I'm just assuming those are prestigious ones, and George Santos was performing cabaret for a bunch of drunk rats in a favela. >

Makes me wonder if he actually performed at all of those places or if it’s another lie as well. >

It appears the tactic is as follows:


have proof of something


make accusation without providing proof


wait for denial


provide proof


I like this. >

Best way to combat a habitual liar. >

It’s two hits for the price of one: one for the crime and a second for the cover-up. >

I thought he said it wasn't him. >


“He’s changed a lot, but he was always a liar. He was always such a dreamer,” Rochard said. >

Dreamer is code for aimless loser. >

TIL I'm a dreamer >

But you’re not the only one. >

Imagine all the people
that thought they were electing the man he said he was, and got this POS instead.
They literally elected a man who doesn’t exist, and 100% of the voters in his district voted for somebody other than the man who does exist. >

Did he really think that no one ever took pictures or videos of him while dressed in drag? 
Is he delusional? >

Birdcage rules, once you’re in drag no one can identify you as a politician. >

Chew more gum!
Man, it's been forever since I've seen this. >

I have to be honest - at this point, this is just incredibly entertaining. I don't think I've ever really known of a person who legitimately lies about everything. I find it interesting. Like, does he really believe these things? Does he have any shame? Does he think it'll all blow over? Will he ever come clean? Does he really think everyone is as dumb as he apparently thinks? It's fascinating. >


I don't think I've ever really known of a person who legitimately lies about everything. I find it interesting.

I knew one back in college.  It goes from interesting to painfully tiring really damn fast. >

I grew up with a cousin like that. She would lie about everything. And yeah, it's funny when it's something like her saying "I've never been to Chuck E. Cheese" to a group of us who were all there at her birthday party the month before and have pictures. 
But it becomes something else entirely when it's "of course I put mom's insulin in the fridge right away." 
You could never trust her. You couldn't give her any task without also assigning someone else to oversee her and verify that she's even telling the truth.
It gets old. Fast. >

Do you ever fuck with her though? 
"OH. MY. GOD. WE LITERALLY HAD A BIRTHDAY PARTY AT CHUCK E CHEESE WITH A GIRL WE THOUGHT WAS YOU!!! LOOK AT THESE PICTURES!! ARE WE LIVING IN THE TWILIGHT ZONE????" >


Do you ever fuck with her though? 

Nothing really comes to mind like that, tbh. It's just all negative memories, relief that she's not been in my life for a decade now, and a slight tinge of anxiety that she'll try to reconnect at some point. 
I imagine there are probably people in Santos' life that feel, or will feel, the same. >

I never have to worry about my crazy cousins or aunts and uncles trying to reconnect with me. They all distanced themselves from me for my backwards political views and because I “left the lord”. From what I can tell, my mother has tried to defend me by claiming that I am very mentally ill, I think they are afraid it might be contagious.
I’m grateful for this distance.