>

Groomer Santos
This is an everlasting onion. >

Wow, like.... who even is this guy really? 
Is he some sort of savant genius? Or the dumbest man alive? 
I had this idea that becoming a congressperson requires some sort of apparatus or has some level of difficulty, but it seems you can just walk in and get the job like it was a freaking wallmart greeter. 
Did he see "Catch me if you Can" and thought to himself: "Leo, hold my beer!" >

He is far from a genius. 
This as simple as a sad little boy lying to try and get into areas he felt he was not allowed into. Lies to make himself seem more important and successful than he was.
Truth is, I doubt he knows who he is in reality. He isn’t George Santos, Kitara, Anthony…these are all masks he wears. Look at his lies, stupid, easily disproven lies. Knee replacement, star volleyball player, millionaire, landlord, etc etc. He is just that sad little boy running away from one lie after another. >

There are actually people who are clinical pathological liars. I truly believe he is one. >

It’s pretty clear that, if nothing else, he has been lying so continually for so long that he doesn’t even register what he says as lies.  It may have just started as being a poor kid trying to be liked but uh, Jesus Christ has it overshot reasonable long, long ago.
I guess it is mildly impressive he was able to con his way into congress, though honestly it’s only really evidence of how completely fucked and degenerate the Republican Party has become where this is just the norm now.  He is the modern Republican Party. >


I guess it is mildly impressive he was able to con his way into congress, though honestly it’s only really evidence of how completely fucked and degenerate the Republican Party has become where this is just the norm now. He is the modern Republican Party.

I don't really agree. It's been stated pretty commonly for a while that elections are won by money, especially local elections. Whoever has the loudest voice (AKA can pay to broadcast their voice the most) and the right letter next to their name gets in. Your actual beliefs, your actual personality, your actual ability to do the job are all irrelevant.
Here's the proof. Indisputable. There's not a single reason to believe this person has told the truth in their adult life even once.
I think the biggest teller right now is that despite all of this, the Republicans still won't do shit about him. It's insanity. A massive, pathological, proven liar continues to "serve" in the House despite damming proof that he is not what he says he is. He has lied to everyone (at least publicly) in every single way, and Republicans don't give a fuck. Actions speak louder than words. >


A massive, pathological, proven liar continues to "serve" in the House despite damming proof that he is not what he says he is. He has lied to everyone (at least publicly) in every single way, and Republicans don't give a fuck.

Replace "House" with "White House" and you have the entirety of 2016-2020 >

There is one key difference. We knew Trump was a liar and cheat for multiple years before he was even on the ballot, let alone elected. As much as it depresses me to say it, he was elected despite the obvious problems.
Santos, as far as I know, was not so blatantly open. There's an easy case to be made that the person that was voted for is not the person in office today. Trump didn't put up a facade, all of his lies were abundantly clear. Santos did, and his lies are being discovered after the election. >

It’s as if Republicans manifested this guy into existence by their collective dark obsessions and fantasies. He’s like the Stay-Puft marshmallow man from Ghostbusters. >

Well Republicans didn't want to kick him out before, now that it's know he's a drag queen they may just push him out. Especially given their whole anti drag queen bit they have going on now. Criminality, lying, being an absolute scum bag are prerequisites for being a Republican. Being a drag queen publicly, that's a big nope. I'm sure most the anti gay ones are into that stuff behind closed doors though. >

Kevin McCarthy really rreally needs that grifting, animal abusing, fraudulent, hypocritical, sociopathic Congressman's vote.
Eta: comma >

When you've got to pluralize a possessive like this, it's common to pluralize the word, and THEN put the apostrophe. For example, in this case it would be;
He needs those grifting, animal abusing, fraudulent, hypocritical, sociopathic Congressmens' votes. >

I think he was talking about him needing one congressman’s (santos) vote. Not plural. >

My joke is that there are several congressmen with these exact qualifications. I guess that went over the heads of many ppl who read my comment, lol >

Fox News: "Before he found Christ" >

Well, Christ was Jew-ish >

He was hoping the J-man would donate more to his fundraiser, that's all >

Is he an American citizen?   Has that been absolutely confirmed? >

Do they even know his real name? Lol >

No, George Santos isn’t even his real name many are speculating. Supposedly it’s Anthony Devolder. >

it seems like its george anthony devolder santos, and he preferred his middle names. >

Middle-ish names >

Sant-ish >

So, basically this guy is like a flashbang grenade thrown into the room as an attempt to distract us from all the other detestable shit the GOP has going on. Right? >

To their surprise and delight! >

I noticed that gas jumped up almost 50 cents overnight and immediately wondered what MCarthy did to make it happen >

You ever start to doubt reality because, like in a weird dream, the plot doesnt really make sense? >

Every. Single. Day.
Every single day my friend. Lmao >

I wish I was creative enough to make this shit up. >

His roommate in Brazil called him delusional. In America he’s just a Republican. >

Is this his villain origin story? He wasn’t good enough for professional drag, so he became a grifter. >

It's like Rents version of Hitler. Lmfao >

Like Footloose, but he decides to go in to politics. >

I'm afraid to ask if this is satire? >

The entire GOP is one giant satire of itself. >

If the last decade has just been performance art on a global scale I'm going to be so annoyed. >

No, performance art has to have an articulable, though not necessarily decipherable, underlying theme. The artist has to be able to make a statement, even if the art does not.
MAGA is too random, eschewing consistency and even theme. It's like the GOP lost the copyright on its own bullshit, and now relies on the defense that parody is fair use. Non c'est une vaccine. >

George Santos will NEVER be glamour. >

Hallelu. >

At this point you could tell me Santos was grown in a vat to be a sleeper agent and I wouldn't be totally surprised >

The writers at The Onion just cannot compete with this guy >

I the irony will be lost on these douche birth cert people , when we find out Santos is not a US citizen >

Absolutely! I feel like it’s only a matter of time we find out he’s an undocumented immigrant. >

It's refreshing to know that the GOP has finally embraced the LGBTQ.
The far left progressive Dems don't even have a drag queen in their liberal congressional caucus ....this must be comforting for the GOP to finally one up the so called looney Dems for supporting LGBTQ human equality rights! >

My Republican Relatives have basically been foaming at the mouth at the fact that Santos is a Gay Republican. They can't seem to imagine a reality that is possible. Sadly, I doubt it will ever have them consider looking introspectively at their political views. >

Brown, gay, foreign, and a drag queen. And yet, somehow he’s one of theirs. 
Fascism really is about in-groups vs.  out-groups with no real care for consistency. >

If this is true, pretty sure this is one of those crazy irrational lines the GOP has… thief, fraud, liar, scam artist .. no problem. Cross dresser transvestite. Drag Queen.. Get the fuck out >

It’s not. Rudy did this too >

You’re going to have to back that up? >

It was part of a roast. oh and Trump motorboated him. >

Hey, trump. What does Rudy's ass taste like? >

Chew-ish >

That’s absolutely the least offensive thing about him. >

The absurdity of it all is killing me. >

Damn. The drag queen dragged her “He did not have what it takes to be a professional,” she reportedly said. “George did not have the glamour for that.” >

This man is a national treasure. >

I heard he was born in Kenya… >

Finally good to see the GOP making concessions for Drag Queens >

Ok I give up. You could tell me tomorrow this guy is from Mars and it wouldn't shock me. >

He needs his own TV show at this point. >

'The increasingly poor decisions of Todd Margaret' irl >

"No, alice-- I don't drink.
Oh, yes, I had a few beers for salesman purposes.
But, uh, the reason I appeared drunk was because I was actually woozy, lightheaded because of all the blood I had donated earlier in the day.
You gave blood?
Yes.
It's the first thing I do when I go to a new country is donate blood.
Not that this is a new country, 'cause I spent my summers in Leeds with my dad, who recently died.
Yeah, we were pretty close, dad and I."
Yeah. I think you nailed it. God, I love that show. >

When I discovered the first season of that show, I watched it all it one night. When the second season came out, I watched it all in one night. >

I did the same thing. Insta-binged all of it. >

I STG this dude the most interesting man in TF planet yo
Man's like an evil Homer Simpson who looks like the male Ruth Bader Ginsburg >


I STG this dude the most interesting man in TF planet yo

I'm pretty excited to see the movie based on his life at some point in the future.
I wonder what is going on in his brain at any given moment?  Are all the lies conscious?  Is there something broken in him where he has some wires crossed between his imagination and reality?  Does he plan out his lies, or are they spontaneous? >

Get it on the air now!  Cast gueillermo from what we do in the shadows lol >

This might be the one thing Democrats don’t care about in his history and one the Republicans do care about at the same time. >

Is Santos some kind of weird, living, Republican experiment in exactly how much lying, indignity and contradiction one political individual, inspired by Trumpism, that the American people will endure and tolerate? Because this is just so bizarre, in an ever-growing rap-sheet of the incredulous. (But not like he’s the only questionable GOP candidate for Looney Town, either, but still…the optics exceed belief.)
Damn it, the entire GOP is steering, careening and veering wildly to elements absurd, surreal, cruel, unhinged and very unusual: a prolonged punishment that tests the sanity of the sane. That’s the only rationale for what we’re seeing in the USA today.   
Bonkersville, since 2016. >

More convincing than Marjorie Greene. >

Now he's definitely getting impeached by the GOP >

Republicans are deeply unserious people. The comments I'm reading from them are "Who cares?" and "I thought leftists like drag queens, why are you demonizing him?" I've realized it's all right wing virtue signaling. It was never about groomers or pedos or whatever, it's about owning the libs. >

This guy, man. Wtf >

He's kinda like Rule 34 for lying >

Ogres are like onions? >

Aren't drag queens like Republican Kryptonite?
Shouldn't they all start melting if they get within 10 feet of him? >

Heh. 👊 >

Now that Santos has been accepted into the House GOP fold by the feckless POS McCarthy despite being a former Brazilian drag queen, maybe MTG will finally take off the wig and give up the charade. >

I'm starting to think George Santos might turn out to be Loki if they keep digging back into his past >

Now nobody will go to brunch with him! >

That’s it. That’s all I needed. I live in a simulation. >

I had this on my bingo card, sorry writers. >

You know y'all make fun of the republicans, but at the end of the day when push came to shove, they were the first to have a drag queen as a member of congress. You can't argue with facts. >

Could post any article from the onion at this point and I’d believe 100% of it. Dudes like is a total joke! >

You can’t make this shit up >

The only thing the GOP cares about … >

Of all his things this bother me the least. The other shit is just ridiculous. He's going to get filthy rich by being a bought out liar too. It's fucking pathetic. >

The fuck? >

You know, looking at him now…yeah, I can totally see him wearing women’s clothing. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. >

I’m not saying having a history of drag performing is absurd, but the fact that shit like this keep’s emerging in the Republican Party is just getting absurd. 
Are we sure that the entire Republican Party isn’t just flat out trolling us at this point? 
The lifted smoking ban, the war on gas stoves, drag queen stuff… they must be fucking with us >

It's just so much fun. Except for the part where this absolute maniac is in one of the most influential positions in this country. >

Watch him get removed from his committees for this and not the rampant lying >

This guy is like a chameleon. He will become whatever people around him need him to be. His sense of self doesn’t seem to be anchored in anything either and he appears to be absolutely morally corrupted, so he just tells everyone what they want to hear so they will give him money. In other words… a manifestation of our current political system. Will be interesting to see if something actually happens regarding his seat. >

Poetic
Remember kids, it’s the GOP
Gaslight 
Obstruct 
Project >

Was this person made in a lab >

Which would be fine! …If members of his own political party weren’t waging open war against drag and hadn’t labeled every drag queen to ever live a pedo. Would love to see how they cope with this one… >

I’ve never heard of this guy but let me guess, he is in GOP? Sanctimonious asshole that does exact opposite of what he pretends to be to others. >

He’s about up there with Boebert and MJT on my cant stand list… >

"Rochard said Santos was never a professional drag performer, according to the report.
“He did not have what it takes to be a professional,” she reportedly said. “George did not have the glamour for that.”
my favorite quote from the article >

Please tell me he performed for children at Sunday school. >

At this point I just don’t see how this guy is anything other than an ingenious progressive plant who’s sole purpose is to troll the Republicans >

That is a brilliant conspiracy theory. I like it. I wonder how long it will take the Murdoch bunch to latch onto that. >

World’s most interesting man for the wrong reasons. >

Gotta hand it to the guy.
He was ahead of his time. >

Yeah I mean this is still not enough for GQP Maga to disown him, if anything, he'll get invited to more DC parties and rendezvous at the Mayflower. >

Time for Santos to lipsync for his life to stay in the race >

Did you guys all hear a loud popping sound? Like maybe reality broke? Honestly at this point if it’s revealed he’s really just chatGPT in a new humanoid Boston dynamics robot , I would just nod and say “yeah that tracks actually “ >

I honestly wake up everyday and wonder if this is all a simulation. >

I checked the base code … confirmed that the simulation does in fact include the ability to wonder if we are in a simulation >

“He did not have what it takes to be a professional,” she reportedly said. “George did not have the glamour for that.”
SASHAY AWAY!!!! >

At this point Santos could pull off a mask and reveal he was Sacha Baron Cohen all along and I would just accept it. >

I can't WAIT for the Netflix/HBO Doc about this doofus in a few years.
"SANTOS: The Great Lie" 
"The story of famous con man and political grifter George Santos is dissected in great detail from his beginnings as a drag queen in Brazil through his divisive and fraudulent attempt at a political career in 2023" >

What do you mean attempt? He got elected. He just got appointed to committees. The GOP welcomed him with open arms. >

Fair point >

Can't wait to find out he had an abortion. >

I'm really concerned that none of this came out before the election. It's like you can't go 2 feet without finding more dirt on him >

I can't wait for the movie. >

This guy has to be some kind of a Russian spook, right? >

Of all the dirt they have on this guy him putting on a dress like 15 years ago is the least news worthy. >

Hollywood has to do a movie about him. They could call it 'Catch Me in a Scam'. >

Republican voters:  "This guy is awful! I better vote for him again." >

How does one fall so far from grace? Being at the pinnacle of drag queen to becoming a politician? >

I have no issues with him doing drag, once again it’s the god damn hypocrisy and wanting to punish people for doing what he did. >

He can host GOP story hour! >

Unsurprising >

All the lying is fine with Republicans.  Stealing from a gofundme for a dog’s cancer treatment.  So what.
But a drag queen?  For whatever reason Republicans have been VERY angry at drag queens lately so this could maybe finally end his career. >

This new GOP distraction clown is working out perfectly. With Babs proving unpopular and MTG seeking legitimacy (🤮) they need a new freak. Man, hats off to the casting department, this one’s special >

Can someone aggregate all the different accusations against him? I’d love to see the full list in all its glory. >

Republicans hate drag queens telling stories to children but they voted for a person who did exactly that! Make it make sense! >

"“He did not have what it takes to be a professional,” she reportedly said. “George did not have the glamour for that.” 
Dead. >

This is honestly the least controversial thing about this dude. No problem with drag. But his party certainly has a problem with it. >

Is it me or is this getting ridiculous! OMG!!! Lol
This dude is a complete joke! >

Its as if the “witch hunt” was really a bunch of witches doing spells and concocting this guy as a front. A solid looking human to fill a physical seat for GOP 
Fun fact: Kitara is a strategy game that mixes conquest, movement, and battle. Manage your cards to plan your actions: the more territories you control, the more options you get! Strengthen your army of hunters, cheetah-centaurs, and heroes! Protect livestock and crops, move your troops, and go to war. Kitara is a dynamic strategy game, >

Someone needs to send this over to the conservative tab. I’m sure the will be falling all over themselves explaining why they voted for a grooming drag queen politician. 😆 >

This just keeps getting more and more bizarre. What's funny is democrats don't give two shits if he was a drag queen but Republicans will. >

Groomer Santos >

This is what’s going to do it. The GOP is fine with you if you lie. They are fine if you steal, if you fabricate literally everything about yourself to cheat and win an election. But if you’re a drag queen? Forget it. >

I don’t mean to sound like a conspiracy theorist, but this guy is some sort of Manchurian Candidate. He didn’t get there by accident. He just got exposed too soon. >

He’s just drag queen-ish! >

I can see Republicans standing by George the liar and cheat.   
I cannot see Republicans stand by a drag queen.  
This will be interesting. >

Thanks GOP for gerrymandering your districts. You got what you were looking for. >

What would George Santos do
If he was here right now?
He'd make a plan, and he'd follow through
That's what George Santos'd do!
When George Santos was in the Olympics
Skating for the gold
He did two Salchows and a triple Lutz
While wearing a blindfold
When George Santos was in the Alps
Fighting grizzly bears
He used his magical fire breath
And saved the maidens fair
So what would George Santos do
If he were here today?
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two
That's what George Santos'd do!
I want this V-chip out of me
It has stunted my vocabulary
And I just want my mom
To stop fighting everyone
For Wendy I'll be an activist too
'Cause that's what George Santos would do!
And what would George Santos do
He'd call all the kids in town
And tell them to unite for truth
That's what George Santos'd do
When George Santos traveled through time
To the year 3010
He fought the evil robot king
And saved the human race again
And when George Santos built the pyramids
He beat up Kublai Khan
'Cause George Santos doesn't take shit from anybody!
So let's call all the kids together
And unite to stop our moms
And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too
'Cause that's what George Santos'd do
And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too
'Cause that's what George Santos'd do!
That's what George Santos’d do! >

Cool. That's rad. We shouldn't shame politicians, or anyone else for that matter, for doing drag.
What we should shame this fucker for is being a compulsive liar who conned his way into Congress. >

A compulsive liar who conned his way into Congress by siding with the people calling all drag performers pedophiles and groomers.
He deserves to have this thrown in his face because he's wormed his way "in" with the people advocating violence towards a minority community he once found comfort with. >

This I believe. >

FUCK NEW YORK POST
Fuck these murdoch propagandists.
Please stop upvoting clickbait headlines.  They still fully support every traitor republican, and hate you if you don't vote GOP. >

Good Lord the NY Post site is unfettered trash.  If they’re covering this story clearly the GOP shot callers are ready to flush this turd down the toilet, which says a lot considering the cliff graph representing their standards for candidates. >

I thought nypost is right leaning media. How come they posted this?? >

At this point, it really doesn't matter. The scariest thing in US politics right now, unfortunately, isn't George Santos or whatever he calls himself. It's more concerning that MTG is on the HOMELAND SECURITY COMMITTEE. And Kevin McCarthy is basically a puppet for anyone he needs votes from. Or the election denier paying people to shoot up Democrats houses. George Santos is a weird liar. But we got bigger problems, frankly. >

Well, ain't he the little cabbage patch girl?! Kitara, kitara, kitara. Has a nice ring to it! Smile for the cameras, baby girl ! 😘 >

This guy/gal is growing on me. >

People want to say Republicans are using this guy as a distraction, but what if the Democrats let this asshole get elected for the lulz? Cause it's pretty funny. >

voters gonna vote >

Congress is one big fucking con. The fact that people are focusing on Santos’ lies is the folly at the heart of this story. >

This is why the GOP keeps turning on him. >

Anyone have any other source? >

dafu... >

GOP. What an absolute joke. >

GOP: But he’s our drag queen so it’s ok. >

This guy has lived more life than I ever will >

Have any notable republicans commented on this situation yet? On twitter or anything? >

"The GOP and republicans party do not condone nor prohibit the flaming homosexuality of this representative who we are unsure of his origins and intentions" >

Rep. Kitara really sold their soul for fame and power eh? >

He's a real "the master of disguise" >

Are there any native Portuguese speakers here?Drag queens often have clever/funny names that use word play or puns, a lot like boat names, when you think about it. Does Kitara any kind of meaning or context in Portuguese? >

This guy... he just went for it. 
...Did we get punked? >

LI Republican voters sure did. >

That’s Raphael Cruz next to her. >

This just keeps getting better.  Fucking Republicans voted for this lol. >

I'd say he's my favorite reality show, but "reality" would be a stretch. >

This is the only headline I’ve seen this week that would actually give a Republican pause in voting for him again. And that’s sad in so many ways >

Well by conservative logic, he’s a groomer >

Which of these two broads is Santos? >

George Santos* doesn't deserve to be called a drag queen. Drag queens serve much more realness than he is capable of. >

This will for sure get him kicked out of the GOP. 
Not the crime and such... >

So I guess GOP leadership won't expel him from Congress but they'll probably ban him from hosting story hour. >

Will Republicans defend drag queens now? >

Pass the popcorn. This just keeps getting better and better. >

He writing a memoir to make it into a Netflix series and make bank. >

This dude is a living fucking meme. >

Wow, this guy is just a delight. >

He better not have read any stories to children, or the GQP may finally take issue with his rampant compulsive lying.
Also, is his real name George Sorokin or Anthony Delvey? >

I hope everyone on the senate calls him Kitara from now on 😂 >

Of all the things we have learnt about him, this is certainly the innocious...
... yet it will certainly cause him great harm among republican. The grift and lies they can gladly accept but drag? >

Actually, he checks all the boxes of the times, to qualify as the GOP representative, lies and endless stream of lies. When GOP voters loose all their ability to reason objectively in making better choices for the country, George Santos is what comes out and they wouldn’t careless if the country suffers. >

Dem oppo research person the real villain here >

Get this man to a Library, stat! >

Lol imagine what the other republicans do >

Like seeing bill in a dress lol. Politicians be kinky weirdos >

There's a "Sashay away" meme in here somewhere. >

Extreme Cat-fishing. >

Just need one more for my GADS bingo!   Come ONNN, “Santos once arrested  with stash of DB Cooper cash- found at puppy rape horror scene.” >

This guy is the tip of the iceberg when it comes to political deceit. It almost seems like he was a plant for the public to uncover his peers. >

That just makes him MORE likeable >

It would appear somewhere along the line, Kitara  experienced a Catharsis - no doubt prompted by avarice, duplicity and an immoral desire to exploit others to satisfy his/her ends. Despite M.T.G.s public announcements about drag queens, she will welcome him into the Gross Opportunistic Party as he possesses  one more vote enabling her hypocritical party to retain power. >

Lol…last week I wrote out a post on one of these Santos lies subs “wait till he claims he’s not a man…” but deleted it. >

Lindsey Graham has entered the chat 😂 >

"We keep our enemies close!"
"And our drag queens closer?" - Confused DeSantis Probably >

George Santos and Kevin McCarthy - Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee. Only question is who Dim and who is Dumber. >

Tbh, it’s a pretty good name >

Where the hell was the press on all of this stuff BEFORE he got elected?! >

I’m starting to think his life story and the backstory he used were both AI-generated. >

This feels like his Al Capone moment. >

She's real strong in the face. >

We’re going to find out he’s had multiple abortions, aren’t we? >

I give up at this point >

So, groomer then? >

George, you got caught with a flat. Well, how about that. >

even sacha baron cohen couldn't have come up with a parody act like this one >

Put him in jail. He is not good. He is very horrible. Drag queens are the mint. Fuck you Georgie Porgie >

OK, so he’s a drag queen, at least he isn’t a librul drag queen. /s >

Oh no a groomer!!! >

Projection projection projection projection projection projection >

I want this guy in the next Benoit Blanc flic. >

At least we now know why republicans are terrified of drag queens. They know that even drag queens have their share of scary people. >

I wonder if there will be an inquiry into when he stopped eating babies.
Or grooming young children.
Why arent conservatives as a whole protesting this guy?  Do morals go out the window when your grip on power is relying on such tight margins?
/s >

Yes.  Politics is politics, it’s ridiculous. >

I don’t care what party he belongs in but he has to go >

It will be interesting to see which other scandal they will boot him for. >

The guy could rip his skin suit off and reveal himself as an alien overlord here to subjugate the human race for feeding stock and the Republicans would probably appoint him to another committee rather than lose his vote in the house. >

This is one hell of a rabbit hole. >

I bet he said “flawless victory.. hehehe” when he was confirmed. >

What kind of timeline are we living in? >

Was this before or after he was married to a woman? Timeline is important here >

This guy could not be more perfect for politics. >

The 1st known drag queen in Congress and its a Republican! Lol >

So if I’m reading this right, his lies simply means he has a real shot at the republican presidential nomination, no? >

There’s a lot of sleazy revelations going on about Santos going on, but this isn’t one of them. >

George Santos is a plant from the GOP to suck away attention from other scandals. Just look at this reddit. All Santos non-important headlines at the top. >

Ok, this one is actually a slay >

Who voted for this guy >

Isn't this guy a republican? >

This just keeps getting better and better. >

And now Republicans love drag queens, right?!? >

This just keeps getting better >

It absolutely amazes me how lazy the New York Democratic Party is.
All this shit about Santos tells you no one did jack shit to vet this guy
Hell, just a simple Google search would have yielded results >

Wow, good for him, finally coming out of the closet. >

It’s 2022 guys. Secrets don’t exist. >

This guy just gets better and better….unbelievable >

He was practiced at the art of deception.... >

This guy has had some plastic surgery as well.  How long until we get the before photos? >

Wooo thundercats reference.
Edit nope I was wrong.. >

¿Que tere? (Ke Tara) idk is that supposed to be something in Spanish ¿qui Tara? >

Every headline about this dude is a fucking mad libs >

Being realistic, who cares if he was a drag Queen? I’m more concerned about the fact that he lied across almost all areas of his background to get the job and that he STILL hasn’t been removed from office. >

His constituents will certainly pretend to care. The evangelical bible thumping hypocrites who voted him will actually care…. >

My bigoted GOP aunt was going on and on about drag queens reading to kids in schools at Christmas…so yea they will definitely care. >

Cant really believe an article like this has made any form of main stream platform besides Fox News. This man has obviously done something to piss off the left as well. >

could this ship get any sinkier >

Okay this could actually turn the GOP constituents against him. >

Would rather him in drag than those sweaters. >

Isuzu should seriously consider getting back into the American market.  We’ve found their new spokesman. >

He’s probably against gay marriage as well. >

How is one person so endlessly fascinating >

Well I’m not dumb, but I can’t understand why she walks like a woman and talks like a man… >

The CGI simulation is starting to break down /s…. >

I guess this is how Roger from American Dad would play out in reality if he were caught. >

"Gay!" "Minority!" "Jew-ish!" "Liar!" "Drag queen!"
"By your hatred combined, I am George Santos!" >

Good GOP dog >

Ok, so obviously this dude has to go. 
But also, this is fucking fascinating. Riveting even. >

Finally something about this grifter that might bother conservatives. >

I’m becoming more and more convinced that the GOP is using this clown to distract us from something much more insidious. >

Lol did his ex roommate come out and say this because he’s still pissed he accused him of stealing his Burberry scarf?! Did I read that right in the video lmao? >

Marisa Kabas doing the lords work. >

George Santos is like the antithesis of Forrest Gump. >

I know all the lying is a GQP staple and they love it but drag queen stuff is very anti-GQP. I wonder what they'll say about that. >

The New Republican Party! >

Did no one vete this guy when he ran for office?  Was his Democratic opponent a cardboard box?????? >

Jesus fucking Christ this man is a conundrum >

Okay, so, it sounds like being gay might be the one thing he was honest about? >

George Santos aka George Devolder aka Anthony Devolder aka Anthony Zabrowski aka Kitara. >

He's Kitara the Last Truth Bender! >

This is an everlasting onion. >

Wow, like.... who even is this guy really? 
Is he some sort of savant genius? Or the dumbest man alive? 
I had this idea that becoming a congressperson requires some sort of apparatus or has some level of difficulty, but it seems you can just walk in and get the job like it was a freaking wallmart greeter. 
Did he see "Catch me if you Can" and thought to himself: "Leo, hold my beer!" >

He is far from a genius. 
This as simple as a sad little boy lying to try and get into areas he felt he was not allowed into. Lies to make himself seem more important and successful than he was.
Truth is, I doubt he knows who he is in reality. He isn’t George Santos, Kitara, Anthony…these are all masks he wears. Look at his lies, stupid, easily disproven lies. Knee replacement, star volleyball player, millionaire, landlord, etc etc. He is just that sad little boy running away from one lie after another. >

There are actually people who are clinical pathological liars. I truly believe he is one. >

It’s pretty clear that, if nothing else, he has been lying so continually for so long that he doesn’t even register what he says as lies.  It may have just started as being a poor kid trying to be liked but uh, Jesus Christ has it overshot reasonable long, long ago.
I guess it is mildly impressive he was able to con his way into congress, though honestly it’s only really evidence of how completely fucked and degenerate the Republican Party has become where this is just the norm now.  He is the modern Republican Party. >


I guess it is mildly impressive he was able to con his way into congress, though honestly it’s only really evidence of how completely fucked and degenerate the Republican Party has become where this is just the norm now. He is the modern Republican Party.

I don't really agree. It's been stated pretty commonly for a while that elections are won by money, especially local elections. Whoever has the loudest voice (AKA can pay to broadcast their voice the most) and the right letter next to their name gets in. Your actual beliefs, your actual personality, your actual ability to do the job are all irrelevant.
Here's the proof. Indisputable. There's not a single reason to believe this person has told the truth in their adult life even once.
I think the biggest teller right now is that despite all of this, the Republicans still won't do shit about him. It's insanity. A massive, pathological, proven liar continues to "serve" in the House despite damming proof that he is not what he says he is. He has lied to everyone (at least publicly) in every single way, and Republicans don't give a fuck. Actions speak louder than words. >


A massive, pathological, proven liar continues to "serve" in the House despite damming proof that he is not what he says he is. He has lied to everyone (at least publicly) in every single way, and Republicans don't give a fuck.

Replace "House" with "White House" and you have the entirety of 2016-2020 >

There is one key difference. We knew Trump was a liar and cheat for multiple years before he was even on the ballot, let alone elected. As much as it depresses me to say it, he was elected despite the obvious problems.
Santos, as far as I know, was not so blatantly open. There's an easy case to be made that the person that was voted for is not the person in office today. Trump didn't put up a facade, all of his lies were abundantly clear. Santos did, and his lies are being discovered after the election. >

It’s as if Republicans manifested this guy into existence by their collective dark obsessions and fantasies. He’s like the Stay-Puft marshmallow man from Ghostbusters. >

Well Republicans didn't want to kick him out before, now that it's know he's a drag queen they may just push him out. Especially given their whole anti drag queen bit they have going on now. Criminality, lying, being an absolute scum bag are prerequisites for being a Republican. Being a drag queen publicly, that's a big nope. I'm sure most the anti gay ones are into that stuff behind closed doors though. >

Kevin McCarthy really rreally needs that grifting, animal abusing, fraudulent, hypocritical, sociopathic Congressman's vote.
Eta: comma >

When you've got to pluralize a possessive like this, it's common to pluralize the word, and THEN put the apostrophe. For example, in this case it would be;
He needs those grifting, animal abusing, fraudulent, hypocritical, sociopathic Congressmens' votes. >

I think he was talking about him needing one congressman’s (santos) vote. Not plural. >

My joke is that there are several congressmen with these exact qualifications. I guess that went over the heads of many ppl who read my comment, lol >

Fox News: "Before he found Christ" >

Well, Christ was Jew-ish >

He was hoping the J-man would donate more to his fundraiser, that's all >

Is he an American citizen?   Has that been absolutely confirmed? >

Do they even know his real name? Lol >

No, George Santos isn’t even his real name many are speculating. Supposedly it’s Anthony Devolder. >

it seems like its george anthony devolder santos, and he preferred his middle names. >

Middle-ish names >

Sant-ish >

So, basically this guy is like a flashbang grenade thrown into the room as an attempt to distract us from all the other detestable shit the GOP has going on. Right? >

To their surprise and delight! >

I noticed that gas jumped up almost 50 cents overnight and immediately wondered what MCarthy did to make it happen >

You ever start to doubt reality because, like in a weird dream, the plot doesnt really make sense? >

Every. Single. Day.
Every single day my friend. Lmao >

I wish I was creative enough to make this shit up. >

His roommate in Brazil called him delusional. In America he’s just a Republican. >

Is this his villain origin story? He wasn’t good enough for professional drag, so he became a grifter. >

It's like Rents version of Hitler. Lmfao >

Like Footloose, but he decides to go in to politics. >

I'm afraid to ask if this is satire? >

The entire GOP is one giant satire of itself. >

If the last decade has just been performance art on a global scale I'm going to be so annoyed. >

No, performance art has to have an articulable, though not necessarily decipherable, underlying theme. The artist has to be able to make a statement, even if the art does not.
MAGA is too random, eschewing consistency and even theme. It's like the GOP lost the copyright on its own bullshit, and now relies on the defense that parody is fair use. Non c'est une vaccine. >

Nah, they're pretty consistent. They'll take the absolute least compassionate, most hateful stance possible, double down no matter what, and with ample hypocrisy and projection. Every one of them. Every time. >

George Santos will NEVER be glamour. >

Hallelu. >

At this point you could tell me Santos was grown in a vat to be a sleeper agent and I wouldn't be totally surprised >

The writers at The Onion just cannot compete with this guy >

I the irony will be lost on these douche birth cert people , when we find out Santos is not a US citizen >

Absolutely! I feel like it’s only a matter of time we find out he’s an undocumented immigrant. >

It's refreshing to know that the GOP has finally embraced the LGBTQ.
The far left progressive Dems don't even have a drag queen in their liberal congressional caucus ....this must be comforting for the GOP to finally one up the so called looney Dems for supporting LGBTQ human equality rights! >

My Republican Relatives have basically been foaming at the mouth at the fact that Santos is a Gay Republican. They can't seem to imagine a reality that is possible. Sadly, I doubt it will ever have them consider looking introspectively at their political views. >

Brown, gay, foreign, and a drag queen. And yet, somehow he’s one of theirs. 
Fascism really is about in-groups vs.  out-groups with no real care for consistency. >

If this is true, pretty sure this is one of those crazy irrational lines the GOP has… thief, fraud, liar, scam artist .. no problem. Cross dresser transvestite. Drag Queen.. Get the fuck out >

It’s not. Rudy did this too >

You’re going to have to back that up? >

It was part of a roast. oh and Trump motorboated him. >

Hey, trump. What does Rudy's ass taste like? >

Chew-ish >

That’s absolutely the least offensive thing about him. >

The absurdity of it all is killing me. >

Damn. The drag queen dragged her “He did not have what it takes to be a professional,” she reportedly said. “George did not have the glamour for that.” >

This man is a national treasure. >

I heard he was born in Kenya… >

Finally good to see the GOP making concessions for Drag Queens >

Ok I give up. You could tell me tomorrow this guy is from Mars and it wouldn't shock me. >

He needs his own TV show at this point. >

'The increasingly poor decisions of Todd Margaret' irl >

"No, alice-- I don't drink.
Oh, yes, I had a few beers for salesman purposes.
But, uh, the reason I appeared drunk was because I was actually woozy, lightheaded because of all the blood I had donated earlier in the day.
You gave blood?
Yes.
It's the first thing I do when I go to a new country is donate blood.
Not that this is a new country, 'cause I spent my summers in Leeds with my dad, who recently died.
Yeah, we were pretty close, dad and I."
Yeah. I think you nailed it. God, I love that show. >

When I discovered the first season of that show, I watched it all it one night. When the second season came out, I watched it all in one night. >

I did the same thing. Insta-binged all of it. >

I STG this dude the most interesting man in TF planet yo
Man's like an evil Homer Simpson who looks like the male Ruth Bader Ginsburg >


I STG this dude the most interesting man in TF planet yo

I'm pretty excited to see the movie based on his life at some point in the future.
I wonder what is going on in his brain at any given moment?  Are all the lies conscious?  Is there something broken in him where he has some wires crossed between his imagination and reality?  Does he plan out his lies, or are they spontaneous? >

Get it on the air now!  Cast gueillermo from what we do in the shadows lol >

This might be the one thing Democrats don’t care about in his history and one the Republicans do care about at the same time. >

Is Santos some kind of weird, living, Republican experiment in exactly how much lying, indignity and contradiction one political individual, inspired by Trumpism, that the American people will endure and tolerate? Because this is just so bizarre, in an ever-growing rap-sheet of the incredulous. (But not like he’s the only questionable GOP candidate for Looney Town, either, but still…the optics exceed belief.)
Damn it, the entire GOP is steering, careening and veering wildly to elements absurd, surreal, cruel, unhinged and very unusual: a prolonged punishment that tests the sanity of the sane. That’s the only rationale for what we’re seeing in the USA today.   
Bonkersville, since 2016. >

More convincing than Marjorie Greene. >

Now he's definitely getting impeached by the GOP >

Republicans are deeply unserious people. The comments I'm reading from them are "Who cares?" and "I thought leftists like drag queens, why are you demonizing him?" I've realized it's all right wing virtue signaling. It was never about groomers or pedos or whatever, it's about owning the libs. >

This guy, man. Wtf >

He's kinda like Rule 34 for lying >

Ogres are like onions? >

Aren't drag queens like Republican Kryptonite?
Shouldn't they all start melting if they get within 10 feet of him? >

Heh. 👊 >

Now that Santos has been accepted into the House GOP fold by the feckless POS McCarthy despite being a former Brazilian drag queen, maybe MTG will finally take off the wig and give up the charade. >

I'm starting to think George Santos might turn out to be Loki if they keep digging back into his past >

Now nobody will go to brunch with him! >

That’s it. That’s all I needed. I live in a simulation. >

I had this on my bingo card, sorry writers. >

You know y'all make fun of the republicans, but at the end of the day when push came to shove, they were the first to have a drag queen as a member of congress. You can't argue with facts. >

Could post any article from the onion at this point and I’d believe 100% of it. Dudes like is a total joke! >

You can’t make this shit up >

The only thing the GOP cares about … >

Of all his things this bother me the least. The other shit is just ridiculous. He's going to get filthy rich by being a bought out liar too. It's fucking pathetic. >

The fuck? >

You know, looking at him now…yeah, I can totally see him wearing women’s clothing. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. >

I’m not saying having a history of drag performing is absurd, but the fact that shit like this keep’s emerging in the Republican Party is just getting absurd. 
Are we sure that the entire Republican Party isn’t just flat out trolling us at this point? 
The lifted smoking ban, the war on gas stoves, drag queen stuff… they must be fucking with us >

It's just so much fun. Except for the part where this absolute maniac is in one of the most influential positions in this country. >

Watch him get removed from his committees for this and not the rampant lying >

This guy is like a chameleon. He will become whatever people around him need him to be. His sense of self doesn’t seem to be anchored in anything either and he appears to be absolutely morally corrupted, so he just tells everyone what they want to hear so they will give him money. In other words… a manifestation of our current political system. Will be interesting to see if something actually happens regarding his seat. >

Poetic
Remember kids, it’s the GOP
Gaslight 
Obstruct 
Project >

Was this person made in a lab >

Which would be fine! …If members of his own political party weren’t waging open war against drag and hadn’t labeled every drag queen to ever live a pedo. Would love to see how they cope with this one… >

I’ve never heard of this guy but let me guess, he is in GOP? Sanctimonious asshole that does exact opposite of what he pretends to be to others. >

He’s about up there with Boebert and MJT on my cant stand list… >

"Rochard said Santos was never a professional drag performer, according to the report.
“He did not have what it takes to be a professional,” she reportedly said. “George did not have the glamour for that.”
my favorite quote from the article >

Please tell me he performed for children at Sunday school. >

At this point I just don’t see how this guy is anything other than an ingenious progressive plant who’s sole purpose is to troll the Republicans >

That is a brilliant conspiracy theory. I like it. I wonder how long it will take the Murdoch bunch to latch onto that. >

World’s most interesting man for the wrong reasons. >

Gotta hand it to the guy.
He was ahead of his time. >

Yeah I mean this is still not enough for GQP Maga to disown him, if anything, he'll get invited to more DC parties and rendezvous at the Mayflower. >

Time for Santos to lipsync for his life to stay in the race >

Did you guys all hear a loud popping sound? Like maybe reality broke? Honestly at this point if it’s revealed he’s really just chatGPT in a new humanoid Boston dynamics robot , I would just nod and say “yeah that tracks actually “ >

I honestly wake up everyday and wonder if this is all a simulation. >

I checked the base code … confirmed that the simulation does in fact include the ability to wonder if we are in a simulation >

“He did not have what it takes to be a professional,” she reportedly said. “George did not have the glamour for that.”
SASHAY AWAY!!!! >

At this point Santos could pull off a mask and reveal he was Sacha Baron Cohen all along and I would just accept it. >

I can't WAIT for the Netflix/HBO Doc about this doofus in a few years.
"SANTOS: The Great Lie" 
"The story of famous con man and political grifter George Santos is dissected in great detail from his beginnings as a drag queen in Brazil through his divisive and fraudulent attempt at a political career in 2023" >

What do you mean attempt? He got elected. He just got appointed to committees. The GOP welcomed him with open arms. >

Fair point >

Can't wait to find out he had an abortion. >

I'm really concerned that none of this came out before the election. It's like you can't go 2 feet without finding more dirt on him >

I can't wait for the movie. >

This guy has to be some kind of a Russian spook, right? >

Of all the dirt they have on this guy him putting on a dress like 15 years ago is the least news worthy. >

Hollywood has to do a movie about him. They could call it 'Catch Me in a Scam'. >

Republican voters:  "This guy is awful! I better vote for him again." >

How does one fall so far from grace? Being at the pinnacle of drag queen to becoming a politician? >

I have no issues with him doing drag, once again it’s the god damn hypocrisy and wanting to punish people for doing what he did. >

He can host GOP story hour! >

Unsurprising >

All the lying is fine with Republicans.  Stealing from a gofundme for a dog’s cancer treatment.  So what.
But a drag queen?  For whatever reason Republicans have been VERY angry at drag queens lately so this could maybe finally end his career. >

This new GOP distraction clown is working out perfectly. With Babs proving unpopular and MTG seeking legitimacy (🤮) they need a new freak. Man, hats off to the casting department, this one’s special >

Can someone aggregate all the different accusations against him? I’d love to see the full list in all its glory. >

Republicans hate drag queens telling stories to children but they voted for a person who did exactly that! Make it make sense! >

"“He did not have what it takes to be a professional,” she reportedly said. “George did not have the glamour for that.” 
Dead. >

This is honestly the least controversial thing about this dude. No problem with drag. But his party certainly has a problem with it. >

Is it me or is this getting ridiculous! OMG!!! Lol
This dude is a complete joke! >

Its as if the “witch hunt” was really a bunch of witches doing spells and concocting this guy as a front. A solid looking human to fill a physical seat for GOP 
Fun fact: Kitara is a strategy game that mixes conquest, movement, and battle. Manage your cards to plan your actions: the more territories you control, the more options you get! Strengthen your army of hunters, cheetah-centaurs, and heroes! Protect livestock and crops, move your troops, and go to war. Kitara is a dynamic strategy game, >

Someone needs to send this over to the conservative tab. I’m sure the will be falling all over themselves explaining why they voted for a grooming drag queen politician. 😆 >

This just keeps getting more and more bizarre. What's funny is democrats don't give two shits if he was a drag queen but Republicans will.