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Oh man!
Stocks & Securities Limited has got some explaining to do. But they are directing calls to Jamaica’s Financial Services Commission, which is investigating. >

Weird coincidence: my account is also missing $12m. >

Oh I'm so lucky, mine seems to have added $24.7m! >

🕵‍♀️💵 >

The headline makes it sound like the lawyers are passive aggressively accusing me personally. >

Hey buddy it wasnt me so its got to be one of us >

I can hear my mom now. "SO! Usain Bolts lawyers say he has millions missing! Millions! Would yooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuu happen to know anything about that, hmm?" >

I hate it when that happens to me. >

Yeah it piss me off too when my account goes from $1200 to $12000 mysteriously. >

Did they check behind the vault? >

Maybe he left it in his other pants >

The very pants he was going to return! >

How many millions he have? >

@90 million