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Hehe, nut milk. >

Now you can't spell nutrition without NUT >

Ask me that again after post-nut clarity hits >

Is the metric for a better milk is the length of time it lasts? >

let me tell you about delicious dehydrated milk. Just mix with water.
In post apocalyptic times we're going to enjoy milk like kings >

Bold of you to assume there will be safe to drink water. >

thats why you turn it into milk so it isnt water anymore >

I will take the radioactive water over milk powder. >

well glowing in the dark has its benefits >

Especially for attracting mates >

If only they made a type of ultra pasteurized milk that was shelf stable. That'd be a million dollar idea right there. >

i think they use some kind of Ultra Heat Treatment. i think there is an abbreviation for it. >

There's no demand for that, because it's shite >

I take it you've never been to Spain, Southern Europe or Africa? 
It may be shite if you have quality dairy, but its almost essential in hot countries. >

I live in a hot mediterranean island and the first time I learnt that UHT milk even exists was when I went to Hungary to study. >

Yep it's more common in poorer european countries/ex eastern communist europe >

Your mom says my nut milk is the best >

That's what she said