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Incognito mode is bs
-this guy probably
He really didn't think they could see his searches or the stuff he went and bought? >

Duh, incognito mode! >

I know this is a joke but Google is facing huge fines worldwide because Incognito mode still tracks your search history. >

I mean it says that it can be seen >

But it's wearing glasses and a hat.. >

My name is Guy Incognito >

“your honor, guy incognito is a hacker and a murderer! he appears on everyone’s websites and buys all the necessary stuff to carry out one!” >

Here are some of his searches 
December 27:
"What’s the best state to divorce for a man?'
She went missing on January 1st. 
4:55 a.m. on Jan. 1: “how long before a body starts to smell”
4:58 a.m. on Jan. 1: “how to stop a body from decomposing”
5:20 a.m. on Jan. 1: “how to embalm a body”
5:47 a.m. on Jan. 1: “10 ways to dispose of a dead body if you really need to”
6:25 a.m. on Jan. 1: “how long for someone to be missing to inherit”
6:34 a.m. on Jan. 1: “can you throw away body parts”
9:29 a.m. on Jan. 1: “what does formaldehyde do”
9:34 a.m. on Jan. 1: “how long does DNA last”
9:59 a.m. on Jan. 1: “can identification be made on partial remains”
11:34 a.m. on Jan. 1: “dismemberment and the best ways to dispose of a body”
11:44 a.m. on Jan. 1: “how to clean blood from wooden floor”
11:56 a.m. on Jan. 1: “luminol to detect blood
1:08 p.m. on Jan. 1: “what happens when you put body parts in ammonia”
1:21 p.m. on Jan. 1: “is it better to throw crime scene clothes away or wash them”
12:45 p.m. on Jan. 2: “hacksaw best tool to dismember”
1:10 p.m. on Jan. 2: “can you be charged with murder without a body”
1:14 p.m. on Jan. 2: “can you identify a body with broken teeth”
1:02 p.m. on Jan. 3: “what happens to hair on a dead body”
1:13 p.m. on Jan. 3: “what is the rate of decomposition of a body found in a plastic bag compared to on a surface in the woods”
1:20 p.m. on Jan. 3: “can baking soda make a body smell good”
Poor woman. The "broken teeth" bit hurts to read.... 
This creep can go to hell >

I wish he just got the divorce instead. >

Me too :( >

Dumbest murderer ever… thankfully. >

His attorney said the evidence against him is "not strong".
Maybe because he learned on google to cover the evidence in baking soda? >

his search history included "discount lawyers". >

Works on contingency? No, money down >

“How to clear Google history after searching for suspect things given your wife’s mysterious and recent death” >

Step 1: Get a supermagnet.
Step 2: Take computer to body disposal site.
Step 3: Run magnet over computer like you're scrubbing the dishes she asked you to do last night.
Step 4: Place next to body for convenience
Step 5: Access public computer at library and delete your Google account
Step 6: Await authorities as we notified them before we autocompleted this query. >

Given he is searching the internet, you probably have to run the magnet over Google. >

"Google: How do I cause you to die in a horrible fire?"
Google: Who hurt you?! >

He made some of the dumbest, most asinine searches.
He murdered her on New Years after partying & getting her liquored up.
Worst plan ever, short of trying for Kyiv in 3 days. >

Supposedly (friend of a friend) she was leaving him and taking the kids after the new year. She was going to leave before but he convinced her to stay >

I always feel that this is one of those things that you either do or don't, and never return for any reason. >

Works for some people.  My younger brother wouldn't be here (or maybe I wouldn't) if my parents didn't do this. Dated for a few years in middle and high school, had a kid at 16, split up for 2.5 years and during that time each had another kid, got back together and had my brother and have been back together now for 30 years.
Edit: by parents I mean my dad and step mom. She's been in my life since I was a year or so old so I consider her as much a mom as my actual mom and talk about her just like I would my actual mom. >

This whole post is so wholesome - have an upvote. 
I wish this scenario played out more (or at least an amicable scenario) rather than fucking homicide - or worse, familicide. >

This guy should be a spokesperson for SurfShark VPN.

Hey do you have questions, like me, that if seen by the authorities might lead to a serious criminal prosecution.  Then you need SurfShark, so you can fearlessly browse and search for random things like, "How can I dispose of a body?", "What countries don't have extradition treaties with the US?", or "How do you launder money?"  And the police will never know.
And if you click now, SurfShark VPN will donate a dollar to my legal defense fund.  So what are you waiting for... Seriously, what are you waiting for?  I need help man. >



“The story is really coming together, and those Google searches, they were essential to putting together the pieces,”


Putting together the pieces? Really? That’s some unfortunate phrasing. >

There’s a great opportunity here for content marketers to summarize this all into one useful SEO optimized article that includes links to all the products you’ll need and discount codes. >

This is up there with BTK and the floppy disk >

I dunno that one is still near and dear to my heart in terms of stupid ways to get caught. >

Yeah, it is definitely no.1 when you consider the nature of the crimes, how long he went undetected, and the fact he would have continued to have gotten away with it had he just left it alone. "The police wouldn't lie to a serial killer so they could catch him, would they?". What an idiot. A simple Google search would also have told him what he wanted to know. Imagine the lengths he went to in order to remain free, only to let failure to perform a simple bit of research get him caught. >

Yeah, whereas BW was a complete idiotic mess from the get-go. It seems obvious that the murder was unplanned, or at the least unplanned to happen that night, as the searches for how to clean up after everything happened afterward. So he was an idiot who panicked and did stupid things and that's just not as satisfying as someone who thought they were brilliant and did keep uncaught for decades and then blew it all through a combination of narcissism and naivety. >

My favorite: 
"Ten ways to dispose of a body if you really have to" >

3-4 women per day in the US die to male domestic violence. The leading cause of death of pregnant women is homicide by their male partner. >

It is way higher than that. There were at least three in my state alone this week.  After heart disease, men are the biggest threat to women. Specifically man on women, not men to men, not men to children, but men to women. 
 It may not be "all men", but my god they certaintly are loaded weapons. And as I learned in this sub last week, safety's aren't standerd on guns any longer. I wonder what gender had a bigger hand in that. >

That’s not how statistics work, there being three in your state in one week does not mean that the average rate of women dying to domestic violence in their partner in the US is more than 3-4 per day. >

Anyway, it's a hell of a lot higher than it should be. In quite a few communities women would be so much better off without men in their lives. >

I’m not saying it isn’t, just pointing out meaningless illogical claims >

Or internet explorer. He’d still be waiting for it to load. >

Smart. By the time it loads, his wife would truely be decomposed >

Did this guy seriously think he would get away with it? He has to be one of the stupidest murderers I've ever read about. >

Could duckduckgo saved him? >

He should have just binged on some Dexter. Dumbass