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That's depressing to hear. I'm sorry.
Dude can power up a whole city as a living salt battery. >

Those sharks missed out on one taaasty snack! >

Man’s blood pressure is gonna be so high, as soon as they stick him with an iv, he’s fly all over the room like a deflating balloon. >

Shit 24 days, that is an insanely long time alone at sea. Almost a month shit, with hardly no food or water at the mercy of a ferocious ocean. >

Sure yeah. They would take turtles on voyages with them but they found out the turtles are so tasty they quickly run out >

Is he now a seasoned sailor? >

Incredible. Hope your comment gets seen by many. >

He will of course be played in the movie by Matt Damon. >

Never. This role was made for Tom Hanks. >

Castaway 2? >

Castaway2 : you’ve got salt. >

This time he makes a new friend. FRANKLIN!!!! >

hey, i mean i live in canada that's pretty much what i'm eating now......
who the fuck can afford groceries?