>

Don’t worry hes also a SEAL, and was one of the SWAT in the North Hollywood Shootout, and even witnessed Lincoln’s assassination which scarred him for life /s
No, you see he had two moms! One just happened to be in NYC while the other was on sabbatical  in Rio De Jeneiro! Why would two parents be on opposite continents at the same time without their  child you ask? Well it’s because their husband was fighting in Normandy so they thought it best to sightsee to take their mind of their fears. >

I heard George was on the Titanic when it went down but his time as an Olympic  swimmer helped him survive until he was rescued  by  a flock of penguins. Which fed him  regurgitated fish until he had enough strength  to carve a small vessel out of the iceberg and had a pod of blue whales tow him home just in time for him to address  the United Nations on the importance  of integrity. >

Missed opportunity for a Flock of Seagulls plot line >

He was the one who suggested their hairstyles. His current 'do contains a subtle nod to that 80's style if you're in the know. >

Maybe she was in the "World Trade Center Total Landscaping" in Brazil at the time. >

Deja vu? >

Every day it’s another lie. How the fuck does someone like that get voted in to a position of power? >

Everything he says is a lie.  All the time.  I don't know what peperwork needs to be filled out to campaign for office but I would bet everthing on there is a lie also. I imagine that is a crime. >

Unfortunately, there's apparently no one responsible for checking those things. There was an article a week or so ago describing how every office from the state's secretary to the congressional admin department kept saying it wasn't their job and passing the buck to another office. Ultimately, there's no one out there taking responsibility for verifying whether a sworn member of Congress is actually qualified. >

I needed to show proof of citizenship, employment, and a DOT physical to the Secretary of State each time I took a test to get a CDL. In a state where I already had a drivers license. >

Well hold on.  Maybe she was in the "World Trade Center Total Landscaping" in Brazil at the time. >

On November 9th >

Seems really easy to bullshit a Republican >

George Santos is that kid on the playground who says his uncle works at Nintendo, so his game news is totally legit, guys.