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Hey buddy it wasnt me so its got to be one of us
Stocks & Securities Limited has got some explaining to do. But they are directing calls to Jamaica’s Financial Services Commission, which is investigating. >

Weird coincidence: my account is also missing $12m. >

Oh I'm so lucky, mine seems to have added $24.7m! >

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The headline makes it sound like the lawyers are passive aggressively accusing me personally.