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That's how she survived.
By his logic anyone anyone that didn't die in 9/11 survived it >

Just like my Irish great grandparents survived the Holocaust. By being in Ireland. >

I survived the last major global extinction. >

That's right, baby! 1-0 vs asteroids, how many dinosaurs can say that? NONE, that's how many! >

Except for all the birds, of course >

Check this guy out, they think birds are real! >

But what are birds? We just don't know. >

Look around you