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It's the American way.
All those fucks should be rolled up into one giant bribery rico case. It is obvious that this hotel was just a front to kick up money to the boss. >

Too bad the supreme court's opinion on brides is you are only guilty of it if there is authenticated video of you accepting large burlap sacks of cash with $$$ printed on the side. >

A bag could have anything in it. You also need to say "I accept your illegal cash bribe, which I know is illegal and wrong" while looking directly at the camera for positive identification. >

While grandma is over in the corner confirming the person's identity while nodding and smiling. >

And the guilty verdict involves a fine lower than the amount in the bag. As is tradition. >

We have to keep things profitable.