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By that logic, most people survived 9/11.
By his logic anyone anyone that didn't die in 9/11 survived it >

Just like my Irish great grandparents survived the Holocaust. By being in Ireland. >

I survived the last major global extinction. >

That's right, baby! 1-0 vs asteroids, how many dinosaurs can say that? NONE, that's how many! >

Except for all the birds, of course >

Check this guy out, they think birds are real! >

But what are birds? We just don't know. >

Look around you >

That's how she survived. >

He is technically correct. The best kind of correct. >

Who are three people who’ve never been in my kitchen? >

we all went to school w this guy, right? parents live in a mansion, dad is a top secret spy, has every game console and every game ever made, knows karate. you finally go to his house and it's a trailer, his cat's a possum, the pool's inflatable, but you can't even be mad. except in this case you can. >

For the record, if someone actually had a pet possum that’d be far more interesting than a pet cat, purely for the novelty of it. >

i actually cribbed that from a roommate's living situation, when i showed up to help move from her trailer, some type of relative had that going on, along with. many other things. >

It would be nice if she popped out a window and proclaimed that he's not the messiah, but just a very naughty boy.
It's too bad that she died in the North Tower, fighting off the incoming plane with a fire hose. >

This guy is the Republican male version of that Anna woman from Russia/Germany who scammed people and they made a movie about her. Hopefully he ends up in jail too. >

This is really a shitstorm around this POS.  It’s unbelievable the GOP doesnt seem to care. >

There’s no bottom. >

Top comment !   
No wait, a bottom comment.  
Shit, I'm so confused.      
WWGSS ?      
(What would George Santos Say ?) >

He would say that joke was offensive to his fellow Chilean Miners, whom he was stuck with underground for weeks. They only survived because of his ideas to keep digging for the bottom. >

George Santos dug to the other side of the earth with a broken pickaxe. >

Pinocchio hasn’t stopped lying ever after becoming a real boy… >

I'ld love to have Pinocchio's footwear.  
Wooden shoe ? >

So she died in 9/11, now she survived it, but also was not in the country. 😂
Shit let him stay in congress for the entertainment value. This is hilarious. The GOP is a total fucking disaster. >

Well then she survived, didn't she? Checkmate libs! /s >

What would George Santos do
If he was here right now?
He'd make a plan, and he'd follow through
That's what George Santos'd do!
When George Santos was in the Olympics
Skating for the gold
He did two Salchows and a triple Lutz
While wearing a blindfold
When George Santos was in the Alps
Fighting grizzly bears
He used his magical fire breath
And saved the maidens fair
So what would George Santos do
If he were here today?
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two
That's what George Santos'd do!
I want this V-chip out of me
It has stunted my vocabulary
And I just want my mom
To stop fighting everyone
For Wendy I'll be an activist too
'Cause that's what George Santos would do!
And what would George Santos do
He'd call all the kids in town
And tell them to unite for truth
That's what George Santos'd do
When George Santos traveled through time
To the year 3010
He fought the evil robot king
And saved the human race again
And when George Santos built the pyramids
He beat up Kublai Khan
'Cause George Santos doesn't take shit from anybody!
So let's call all the kids together
And unite to stop our moms
And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too
'Cause that's what George Santos'd do
And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too
'Cause that's what George Santos'd do!
That's what George Santos’d do! >

I also survived 9/11, coz im in australia >

That seems like an awfully convenient alibi. >

Can't spell alibi without an 'li'. >

I survived the Challenger explosion, Chernobyl, the columbine shootings and 9/11. I think I might be immortal. >

I survived the Big Bang of the universe. >

Then you truly are immortal. >

real shame no one did this fact checking before the election. >

George Santos: The Tommy Tallarico of politics >

That’s how she survived 9/11. I survived 9/11 by walking across campus in Glassboro NJ >

r/technicallythetruth >

He is the fifth Beatle, the first man in mars and invented a source of renewable energy  free for all, his family survived two world wars!!! >

It's okay. He's a Republican. He can say anything he wants to and gets a pass!
Now, if he was a Democrat and mistakenly called Wednesday, Thursday, it'd be time to make him resign, or impeach him or whatever! >

Technically I also survived 9/11. >

Technically not a lie! >

I also survived 9/11. I mean, I was in Social Studies in Indiana at the time, but by God I survived! >

I too survived 9/11
Wasn't in NY, hell I wasn't even in the US. I was probably in a classroom sticking a crayon up my nose. But I survived /s >

The real investigation should be what his real name is.  There’s zero chance it’s actually “George Santos” >

Honestly its hilarious at this point. The guy just makes shit up for no reason lol >

People like this don't feel right telling the truth. It's a compulsion to lie even when it's unnecessary and risky. >

That's crazy like I'd never imagine telling somebody a family member survived  9/11 for no reason lol >

I've got a family member like this. When you know the same truth as them it's amazing to see them choose a lie to someone else in a situation where it gains them no obvious advantage. They don't seem to be playing a game. It's like they view lying as the right thing to do. >

I also survived by not being born yet >

Well anyone that was alive on 9/11 that was also alive on 9/12 technically ‘survived’ 9/11. I too am a 9/11 survivor. >

I too survived 9/11…. In southern Illinois. >

Can we just assume that everything he says (much like Trump) is a lie and be done with it?  :) >

Well yeah, that's because she died on the Space Shuttle Challenger! >

Well, that would make it easy to survive 9/11. >

Oh my God. He's just the fucking worst. >

Tbf so did my mom >

Anyone who has firsthand experience with this specific type of mental illness understands that he really isn’t in control of himself.   His compulsion to lie is beyond his conscious will.   He needs professional help, and should be nowhere near any position of authority. >

She survived because she wasn’t in the US. Duh! >

Didn’t he also claim she died on 9/11, or did I just slip through a wormhole from the dimension where he did? >

He claimed something like she died "because of" 9/11. After it was discovered that she died in 2015 or something, there was still a possibility that she died from health complications related to 9/11. This has now erased all doubt that he was completely making this story up as well. >

Charming guy, reminds me of Andrew Cunanan. >

How do you know "George Santos" is lying?
His lips are moving. >

r/technicallythetruth >

I survived yesterday. Today's not looking so great, though. >

I'm beginning to think he's some sort of liar. >

I also survived 9/11, by being in a different country >

Then it's technically true. >

I also survived from a safe distance... >

Wait until Brasil tries to extradite him. >

r/TechnicallyCorrect/ >

Technically, he's not wrong. >

Next thing he’ll say is he fought to see an imprisoned Nelson Mandela…had top grades at law school and has an uncle with a Purple Heart >

Did she die in 911? No. Surviver! >

Fine. But is that going to get him removed from office? >

I didnt lose a leg in 'Nam to have people like him get elected to Congress! >

C'mon!!! Surely he meant surviv-ish >

Man. I can't keep up with this guy's shenanigans. >

r/technicallycorrect >

Technically the truth >

Technically the truth, she survived because she wasn’t in the United States! >

Not a lie. Boom >

I think it could fit in
r/technicallythetruth >

So she did actually “survive” 9/11. >

So… not entirely wrong. It’s depressing that every day something new comes to light about this oxygen thief >

Where’s the life- she survived it >

Con >

Technically we all did >

So that’s how she survived! >

technically not wrong he was. >

Mrs Santos must be very proud of her boy. >

I just finished God of War Ragnarok, can’t remember the exact quote but someone said “Odin will lie just to see how much he can alter reality”. It seems pathological liars really do try to bend their reality to see what they can get away with. >

I have survived _____________ >

Me too, I was 6 and literally on the other side of the country, but hey, I survived. >

r/technicallythetruth >

I survived 9/11 by being in BC at the time. >

and thus she survived 9/11... get it... guy is a real comedian... >

so...no lie detected, I also survived 9/11 >

Tell me another one George >

"Have you ever told the truth once in your whole life?" >

Yeah, I survived it too. >

I survived the krakatoa eruption. Being born over a 100 years later helped with that. >

I survived it too.. from South Korea. >

He’s not wrong >

My mom is a Morgan Fairchild. >

He’s technically correct >

I survive 9/11 every year, so far (fingers crossed)
This is going to be the next bill shit to spew out of his lying mouth.  At least this one is semi truthful.... He does in fact survive.... Alternative facts >

Why did no one perform due diligence before he was elected? >

Technically correct. >

I mean, technically, she did survive the event, but so did I.