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He would say that joke was offensive to his fellow Chilean Miners, whom he was stuck with underground for weeks. They only survived because of his ideas to keep digging for the bottom.
By his logic anyone anyone that didn't die in 9/11 survived it >

Just like my Irish great grandparents survived the Holocaust. By being in Ireland. >

I survived the last major global extinction. >

That's right, baby! 1-0 vs asteroids, how many dinosaurs can say that? NONE, that's how many! >

Except for all the birds, of course >

Check this guy out, they think birds are real! >

But what are birds? We just don't know. >

Look around you >

That's how she survived. >

He is technically correct. The best kind of correct. >

Who are three people who’ve never been in my kitchen? >

we all went to school w this guy, right? parents live in a mansion, dad is a top secret spy, has every game console and every game ever made, knows karate. you finally go to his house and it's a trailer, his cat's a possum, the pool's inflatable, but you can't even be mad. except in this case you can. >

For the record, if someone actually had a pet possum that’d be far more interesting than a pet cat, purely for the novelty of it. >

i actually cribbed that from a roommate's living situation, when i showed up to help move from her trailer, some type of relative had that going on, along with. many other things. >

It would be nice if she popped out a window and proclaimed that he's not the messiah, but just a very naughty boy.
It's too bad that she died in the North Tower, fighting off the incoming plane with a fire hose. >

This guy is the Republican male version of that Anna woman from Russia/Germany who scammed people and they made a movie about her. Hopefully he ends up in jail too. >

This is really a shitstorm around this POS.  It’s unbelievable the GOP doesnt seem to care. >

There’s no bottom. >

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No wait, a bottom comment.  
Shit, I'm so confused.      
WWGSS ?      
(What would George Santos Say ?)