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Man. I have 64 unread messages because I don’t want to fucking talk to anybody.
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Sounds like a 5 word story:

"Please stay safe" - Message Delivered >

“while you’re out getting cigarettes, can you pick up some milk?” - Message Delivered >

Oh, god, that one kinda hurt =( >

Because he didnt come home with the milk right? >

No, the guy is just lactose-intolerant >

I leave my mom on delivered when I don’t have time to respond because if she says I’ve read it she’ll just call me. >

Turn “read”-notification off. Dunno why people like to have it on. Let people read and reply when they want and let me do the same. >

I have mine turned off. I swear. I checked and rechecked but it still shows ppl when I read u might want to double check by sending a friend a msg. I found out when my mom was like u read my msg why not respond and. I’m like I did??? Now I realize there’s no way to turn it off on my phone. No Idea. Why I even took to apple store they said it should be working be careful lol >

There’s a master on/off and then you can choose for individuals. I’d bet your master is on, I’ve never had mine change on me. >

I have a bad habit of reading the notification, and forgetting to actually open the message. >

I hate that because my phone usually give me basic responses like "ok" so I press it and it goes through,  but the notif doesn't go away so either forget it's there and check an old message or I don't get anymore until I open it