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I’m sorry, but it does not take two wipes to realize you need three. But it can take two wipes to realize you need more. The number of wipes needed is still an unknown variable if two are complete and more is needed.
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Lol 3 wipes? wiping my ass is like trying to get peanut butter out of shag carpet. >

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What?