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I have not touched paper since nineteen aught eleventy-twelve. >

I completely agree! With the increasing use of laptops, tablets, and smartphones, paper usage has definitely decreased significantly in the past 20 years. This means fewer paper cuts and more time spent on other things. >

This reads like a line from that AI Seinfeld show. How about we go check out that new restaurant down the block? >

100% a bot. Look at the other similar comment >

Or, they have less skill handling paper, so cuts are increasing