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We've already sent it, have a look at the golden record on the voyager probe, It's actually a disk which represents the diversity of life and culture on Earth.
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First contact is going to be an intergalactic restraining order >

Tbh its probably why aliens havent contacted us. We just came on to strongly. I mean coulda led with hello how are you before blasting our music and genitalia to the universe. >

Yeah if I was an alien civilisation, it’d be a hard pass for me >

Ok so whose dick pic do we send? The mix tapes, what songs do we use? What directions will you write?