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Up next: Man ignites flatulence in legislature to demonstrate methane emissions inconsequential.
That's dumber than bringing a snowball into Congress to disprove climate change. >

I ate a hot-dog earlier today so starvation in africa must be a myth! >

I came to work strapped to prove there's no need for gun control. >

Man eats chili pepper at Edmonton city council meeting to prove he knows nothing about climate change. >

And he succeeded! >

Ah. The “if I think it it must be true” branch of science.