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"Oh, man! I can't believe you figured it out." - Michael, The Good Place
“This is the QAnon-embracing, insurrectionist-sympathizing face of the Republican Party. Nice job, guys,” Rex Huppke added. >

He forgot ‘Jewish space laser conspiracy pusher’ >

Hey those Jewish space lasers were grown out of a peachtree dish in a Wuhan lab! >

Maybe we should divert the 65 BILLION dollars sent to an elementary school for drag queen book reading to nuke the Death Star of David? >

Her first order was to start spraying crops with Gatorade >

It’s got what plants crave! >

Would you like to try our new extra BIG ASS fries? >

No, no, you see… I’m supposed to be leaving prison not coming in. >

That guy sat on my head and everything >

Was there a fart involved? >

"We are all domestic terrorists" >

I bring this up as often as possible. It’s the party of domestic terrorism. Jan6, jan6 pipe bomber, Whitmer plot, the guy the attacked an fbi office, the power grid attacks. Not to mention death threats being pretty common place in republican rhetoric. >

Don’t forget the Republican candidate who shot up 6 Democrat houses recently. >

Thank you I’m adding it to the list >

I believe we need more women in power. I do, however, insist that they be human. >

And have a decent grasp on objective reality (it’s sad that we have to specify that now). >

Objective reality is dead and we best get used to it. And to be honest, it never really was much of a thing to begin with, we just didn't realize how many otherwise normal seeming people believed utterly insane bullshit until facebook came along. It felt nice thinking "if we could only get these people the facts they would surely change their minds", but logic and reason fail when you're not living in the same universe. >

Only if we allow it to continue to slip. It's not too late. >

The vast majority of people on the planet still believe in some variation of sky person snuffing us into existence so yeah we are well beyond slipping we are still hurtling towards some kind of religion showdown. >

This is it exactly. Jewish space lizards = weird, but Jesus put my cancer into remission = perfectly cool and normal.  Meanwhile in objective reality they are both 100% false >

I prefer to live in a world of Jewish space lizards.  That might possibly explain the lasers that so worry MTG.  L'Chaim! >

Space lasers, space lizards? Oy, so what's the difference more or less?