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ngl the headline made me laugh
Rare, shouldn't they be at least medium to be safe for tacos? >

I guess alive meats always rare.. >

Fair point. >

It takes more Pygmy goats  to feed a crowd than it does regular sized goats. BTW, were they rare because the zoo had only four? Pygmy goats are common in my area. >


Authorities alleged that along with the slaying of the goats, Nava engaged in the selling and trading of animals as well. They specifically mentioned that a zebra was traded for tools that were supposedly needed for repairs around the facility, although the tools were never found by authorities. Nava also allegedly gave at least one deer and four rare African Watusi cattle to private citizens. Several other creatures were also missing, including a jaguarundi, a female coyote, 10 specimens of reptiles, a baby macaw, and a red-tailed hawk.

We Bought a Zoo pt II starring Matt Damon and Danny Trujillo as “Machete” >

Would Nava make a nice sized meal for one of their tigers? Seems fair. >

“I’m turning you into tacos.” 
Seems like a line from a low budget horror movie. >

Starring Danny Trejo. >

Da fuq am I reading? >

Taco Tuesday advertising >

When asked for comment, the zoo director stated that “he didn’t want to taco bout it” >

When the reporter when to dip his chip into the queso the director said “that’s nacho cheese” and slapped it out of his hand. >

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