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Lmao I have an old relative who asked "instead of destroying it, why don't they just use a helicopter to catch it, so that they can fully inspect its components and the data it gathered?", as if you can catch it like Spongebob catches Jellyfish.
Well, it was about that time that the US Government noticed that the Chinese weather balloon was about 200 feet tall and was a crustacean from the protozoic era. >

I gave him a dollar I thought he'd go away >

Well of course he's not going to go away. You give him a dollar he's going to assume you've got more. >

She gave him a dollar! >

We had taco salad for dinner