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Ah, thanks.
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my second lock turns the headlights off. they go off automatically after a while, but I don't wanna risk it. >

All cars have that feature. If you keep your lights burning long enough they will stop.
Edit future to feature.
So the joke below stays. >

Not all, but maybe in the feature they will.
(edit, not funny anymore now spelling has been updated, but will keep the comment) >

All cars have a battery that will run out. >

Hmm, feature vs future?