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You know the funniest (re:sad) part is that most of these corporations are "owned" by our retirement and pension funds. If those funds were to enact shareholder initiatives they could drive these corporations in an equitable direction. I think its been completely (and intentionally) overlooked that the largest shareholders of companies are these retirement funds. These retirement funds that give over control to wall street who then uses them to vote in their own interests, against the interests of the retirees.
Ehh I don't know about delays.  Definitely agree with the oversold flight aspect but if you tie a financial incentive to getting flights out on time I worry about the shitty airlines cutting corners and taking unnecessary risks to avoid those fees >

I’m pretty sure they do that anyway. >

Spirit Airlines - "60% of the time we are on time every time" >

Southwest Airlines - “Spirit Airlines will get you where you’re going.  How boring!  Fly with us and roll the dice!” >

Delta Airlines - "We're gonna frame you for murder!" >

You've got feminine hips! >

Love the /r/unexpectedmulaney >

"You're a little fat girl, aren't ya?"
"Noo..."
"SAY IT!"
"I'm a little fat girl..." >

Waiting for senators like Mitt Romney to be for this, until they vote against it >

Hey, since our beloved corporate citizens can’t vote, someone has to stand up for them!! No one is more oppressed than corporate citizens! >

The oppression of multi-billion dollar corporations is the greatest social injustice of our time. >

If you aren’t mad, you aren’t paying attention!