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*sad Charlie Chaplin noises*
"Dr. Dre couldn't be here tonight to accept..." >

Dr Dre said..
Nothing you idiots, Dr Dre’s dead >

He’s locked in my basement >

Feminist women love Eminem >

“Chicka chicka Slim Shady” I’m sick of him, look at him >

Walkin' around grabbin' his you-know-what, flippin' the you-know-who >

Yeah but he's so cute tho. >

Just when you thought they forgot about Dre... >

It's a global impact award and he is the first to receive it and so it is named after him. >

He’s made an impact on some women’s faces, I know that much >

True, he had a history of violence >

Only makes Eazy's payday... >

It's the motherfucking D-R-E
(Dr. Dre, motherfucker!) >

The what? What's that award supposed be, recognition for being the most Dre? >

Its a Dr. Dre look alike contest >

It’s sort of like Lou Gherig dying of Lou Gherigs disease. >

“How do you not see that coming? Hey Lou we got this disease here with your name allll over it!”

Denis Leary >

I don't see why that's surprising. He's the only Dr Dre there. >

Let the bears pay the bear tax! >

And the, uh, city has just passed... another tax on puffy directing pants. >

That multigeneration performance started so good… but once they hit the mid 90s nothing: wtf? >

It’s hilarious when shitty people buy themselves accolades.