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I was thinking there would be a burst open cocoon and some goo, but actually that’d be a Ted Cruz not a George Santos. Whoops!
There really needs a refresher out there on congressional creatures. I heard a staffer almost ran into one of Majorie’s feeder tentacles the other day! Just utterly embarrassing.
They arrive at his office only to then find that he's a suit full of mice and a halloween mask.  "We had a nice run" a thousand tiny voices squeak.  The pile of clothes collapses as a torrent of rodents run from the bottom of the pants and scatter to the margins of the room.