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The fun part should be when they get to the amendments and read the first 4 words of the 2nd... 
A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
I remember when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.
Republicans called it communist, socialist, political grandstanding and an attack on them as a party. >

NPR still has the amendments to the constitution read on air periodically. I’m sure Republicans are huge fans of that, right? >

You know, if they were "originalists"...I would say they shouldn't be a fan of any amendments, as they deviate from the "pure original".
Or something, I don't fuckin know anymore.
It would be fun to watch them simultaneously argue that "the government doesn't have the right to make booze legal!" and "the government doesn't have the right to make booze illegal!" >

I mean, their version of originalism is kind of like when Christians say that Jesus is totally cool with rich folks. Don’t listen to the words that he says — what matters is what he meant…which is somehow the opposite of what he said…
It’s all bullshit. Conservatives idolize Scalia for his ability to make a long-winded argument that directly contradicts the plain language of the constitution. >

As usual, doing the real work. No grandstanding here, folks! >

This is more like doing your homework when you get to class because you forgot to do it the night before. >

It's like getting up to do an oral book report and just reading the back jacket. >

Didn’t catch it… did they read the separation of church and state part out loud? >

They probably skipped over parts they didn’t like, just like how they “read” the Bible.