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Yeah it was a shitshow
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Back in pioneer days, the kids were probably in the room for their next sibling's conception. >

For those conceived in igloos, they definitely were.  :D >

Are you winning dad? >

STFU I fucked your mom last night >

I’ve been deeper inside her than you will ever be Dad!!!! >

Are you sure about that, son?
lubes up forearm and biceps for the puppet show >

Thanks, I hate it