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there's a problem with the food.
What's the problem?
It's not my problem.
He's at the restaurant >

He does this every few years.  He'll drop off the radar, until people start speculating about whether he's dead, or sick, or whether there's been a secret coup.  And then he reappears again, with no explanation. >

shows up with groggy eyes
Did the groundhog see his shadow? >

He's eating. Give him a break. He doesn't get that girlish figure by dieting like the rest of the county. >

He’s probably just in hibernation after accomplishing winter fat deposits >

I mean why do you think they are even having these food problems? >

That’s the joke >

Oh, that completely flew over my head. It was a good joke though now that I get it. >

At some point that are going to have to admit that he is dead and his sister is in charge. Rolling out a chubby body double from time to time is not cutting it. >

food problems? like drug problems? just penalize it - problem solved >

Bitches in Bali amirite >

maybe they ate Kim Jong Un
/s >

Well if the western imperial dogs didn't impose so many sanctions then this wouldn't be an issue. Korea will survive this as it has before because of Juche >

TIL that some North Koreans are allowed on Reddit. >

TIL anyone who disagrees with the US propaganda machine becomes a North Korean magically >

Wow, it must have taken a very impressive leap to jump to that conclusion.
I didn't suggest that they're a North Korean shill just because they're "disagreeing with US propaganda."
Perhaps it has something to do with the fact that they said "Western Imperial Dogs"? And then maybe consider the part where they said "Korea will survive because of Juche"
Ahhh who am I kidding? You obviously don't know what "Juche" means otherwise you wouldn't have left such an idiotic comment. >

What’s wrong with “western imperial dogs”? Idk about the word dog, I prefer pigs. But western imperialists obviously exist. Why do you think the US invades so many countries? Well, partly for oil and cheap labor. But imperialism too. 
Korea will survive thanks to juche. That’s how it survived so long. If you murdered a fifth of a nations population and 80% of their buildings, that nation would probably collapse. Not the DPRK. Juche, and socialism in general, is extremely resistant thanks to its predictability. 
How do these “opinions” (they’re more like basic history) make someone a North Korean? Am I a North Korean? Most of Reddit thinks so, but if I was truly a North Korean, I would have free healthcare. >

The only reason that north korea is a thing is becuase of China. >

The PRC and the USSR are/were pro worker nations, so obviously they would support rebelling workers who fought and died to Bring the DPRK into existence, and save themselves from the South Korean dictatorship and imperial Japan. >

Bro wtf are you talking about. Are we living in the same universe?? >

Yeah, we’re living in the same universe. The difference is one of us knows basic history, and the other asks stupid questions like “Bro wtf are you talking about. Are we living in the same universe??” >

If basic history means your delusional view of history  then yeah.  The dprk probably has the least amount of workers rights on the planet. I legitimately can't tell if you are a bot or just stupid.