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I'm reminded of a humorous piece about hippies with two flakey cars, one (US-made) with a wrecked engine but good steering, the other (Japanese) with a good engine but lousy steering. Car #2's front bumper was tied to Car #1's rear bumper, to motorvate both vehicles down the road... but they were busted in Alabama for miscegenation (race-mixing). Right. 8-)
In the USA South, will 'gator+catfish hybrids be praised, or outlawed?
Alligato >

Catigator. >

Alley Cat >

They're supposed to be sterile - but so were the cazadores and nightstalkers and the dinos in Jurassic park >

Noodling just got a whole lot riskier. >

What could go wrong?
“Some have ethical concerns about the method, but the hybrid catfish are unable to reproduce because of the way the genes are swapped.”
Life finds a way!!
Haven’t you seen Jurassic Park? >

I'm guessing they're a bunch of GenX scientists that grew up on bad 80's "creature mixed with creature... with an environmental message" movies.
Creature, Prophecy, C.H.U.D., Humanoids From The Deep... >

Sharktopus! (Yes, it's a real movie) >

Octopussy