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Honestly, why is this reported? So stupid
Could've been worse... he could've ended up in Austria >

Or Cape Breton >

So this man ends up in Montana just as the spy balloon was passing over. A likely coincidence! >

Similar to those people who think they are traveling to Vancouver B.C. and get surprized when they end up in Vancouver, WA. And let's not even mention Vancouver Island. >

there is a difference between "Things that have happened" and "News" >

NEWS (North, East, West, South) is all over the map, while happenings are fairly specific in time and place, hey? Xians call their gospels "good news" about legendary events of millennia past -- hardly 'new', and not wretched enough to qualify as 'news' in the modern world.
IIRC Mark Twain said, "Dog bites man isn't news but man bites dog is," or something like that. But to qualify as news, that human-attack-on-dog must be witnessed and reported. Tucker Carlson has an exclusive! >

Because Australia doesn't exist, remember?
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