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I've literally read and heard people say that a plant that keeps wilting it's just bringing bad energy into their house.

WTF someone actually said that.  BWHAHAHAHAHA

No, it's not. It's fucking not, Becky, Rick, Diane, whatever your name is: your house is unsuitable for the growth of that plant and you did not lift a fucking finger to make it more suitable. What did you think was going to happen? Did you think the plant was going to stand up and fix the thermostat to its natural range, or close the fucking window you left open when it's -300ºF outside because you "need" to recycle the air in your house in mid-fucking-December? No. No, Susan, it's going to die. It's going to die and it will be your fault. You are just a poor caregiver. Don't blame the plant.

HAHAHAH!!
Agree to disagree. I have a Creeping Ivy my grandmother had for YEARS. all she ever did was water the thing once or twice a week, correction, she made ME water it once or twice a week. since she passed away last year I have tried my hardest to keep this plant alive in her memory. I have done NOTHING DIFFERENT to when she had it. yet this fucking things keeps waffling between being half dead and alive. Dramatic bitch of a plant, would of already thrown it out if it didn't belong to her. >

I respect your struggle to keep it alive (and so sorry for your loss), so just one question to see if I can help: did you happen to move it from your grandmother's house to yours? >

No. Same place, same spot >

All right, fuck that one then, but just that one; that's the only exception. Maybe it's just depressed because your grandma passed away, though. Or maybe it's doing that because a formerly broken radiator is now working next to it, or a draft from a new crack in a window frame is hitting it...? >

I'd believe it >

Poison Ivy is in Reddit!