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Hey, since our beloved corporate citizens can’t vote, someone has to stand up for them!! No one is more oppressed than corporate citizens!
Ehh I don't know about delays.  Definitely agree with the oversold flight aspect but if you tie a financial incentive to getting flights out on time I worry about the shitty airlines cutting corners and taking unnecessary risks to avoid those fees >

I’m pretty sure they do that anyway. >

Spirit Airlines - "60% of the time we are on time every time" >

Southwest Airlines - “Spirit Airlines will get you where you’re going.  How boring!  Fly with us and roll the dice!” >

Delta Airlines - "We're gonna frame you for murder!" >

You've got feminine hips! >

Love the /r/unexpectedmulaney >

"You're a little fat girl, aren't ya?"
"Noo..."
"SAY IT!"
"I'm a little fat girl..." >

Waiting for senators like Mitt Romney to be for this, until they vote against it