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Denny Hastert got arrested. Trump isn't going to avoid indictment. Whether he's convicted is another question. MTG may have committed a crime but being vocally supportive of an insurrection is not a criminal offense and that's all I know she did for sure.
“This is the QAnon-embracing, insurrectionist-sympathizing face of the Republican Party. Nice job, guys,” Rex Huppke added. >

He forgot ‘Jewish space laser conspiracy pusher’ >

Hey those Jewish space lasers were grown out of a peachtree dish in a Wuhan lab! >

Maybe we should divert the 65 BILLION dollars sent to an elementary school for drag queen book reading to nuke the Death Star of David? >

Her first order was to start spraying crops with Gatorade >

It’s got what plants crave! >

Would you like to try our new extra BIG ASS fries? >

No, no, you see… I’m supposed to be leaving prison not coming in. >

That guy sat on my head and everything >

Was there a fart involved? >

"We are all domestic terrorists" >

I bring this up as often as possible. It’s the party of domestic terrorism. Jan6, jan6 pipe bomber, Whitmer plot, the guy the attacked an fbi office, the power grid attacks. Not to mention death threats being pretty common place in republican rhetoric. >

Don’t forget the Republican candidate who shot up 6 Democrat houses recently. >

Thank you I’m adding it to the list >

I believe we need more women in power. I do, however, insist that they be human. >

And have a decent grasp on objective reality (it’s sad that we have to specify that now). >

Objective reality is dead and we best get used to it. And to be honest, it never really was much of a thing to begin with, we just didn't realize how many otherwise normal seeming people believed utterly insane bullshit until facebook came along. It felt nice thinking "if we could only get these people the facts they would surely change their minds", but logic and reason fail when you're not living in the same universe. >

Only if we allow it to continue to slip. It's not too late. >

The vast majority of people on the planet still believe in some variation of sky person snuffing us into existence so yeah we are well beyond slipping we are still hurtling towards some kind of religion showdown. >

This is it exactly. Jewish space lizards = weird, but Jesus put my cancer into remission = perfectly cool and normal.  Meanwhile in objective reality they are both 100% false >

I prefer to live in a world of Jewish space lizards.  That might possibly explain the lasers that so worry MTG.  L'Chaim! >

Space lasers, space lizards? Oy, so what's the difference more or less? >

"Oh, man! I can't believe you figured it out." - Michael, The Good Place >

Jason figured it out?! >

Man I'm really good at helping people. That must be why I'm in the good place. >

I know everything that happened in your life, and it was all stupid >

Jason, buddy, I really feel like you only know about 20% of what's going on. >

If the senate flips in two years and these fucks are still in power…..shits over. >

I'm still in awe at how even the House flipped after the shit show of the past 6 years and literal insurrection that played out live in front of everyone's faces.  Certainly there's gerrymandering, but man, we are a truly dumb nation. >

Democrats had a historic turnout for midterms.the senate will not flip red on a dem presidential cycle, and with these thin margins, we may even get a good majority in both the house and senate this time. We need 9 seats in the senate for the supermajority. >

2024 is going to be a difficult map to gain any seats in the Senate, even with a presidential election cycle. Democrats are going to have to focus on defense protecting their majority above s else. Best case scenario for the 2024 Senate race is dumping Sinema and hopefully getting a progressive in there. Won’t change the number of seats but at least it’ll be one more progressive voice in there. >

Blackburn and Cruz are possibilities. >

Idk. I have lost all hope in Texas and Tennessee hasn’t indicated it’s flipping blue anytime soon. >

All they have to do is get Nashville and Knoxville to show up. >

I wish I had your optimism but that's not happening. The Democrats will maybe, maybe flip the seat in Texas in addition to defending all the others. A lot of things would need to happen for that to be a possibility though, Cruz would have to become even more unpopular than he already is and the Democrats need to run a good candidate. This means telling the perennial loser Beto O'Rourke to fuck off and stay out of it publicly. I would pick Julian Castro so as to make inroads with the Latino communities there. But given the stupidity of the people in Texas, it's not impossible, but also not likely. 
I think the most realisitic scenario is that Republicans win the senate 51-49 with people like Tester barely holding on and Gallego picking up Sinema's seat. Sherrod Brown is likely gone despite his popularity because of how red Ohio is and West Virginia will flip. Best case scenario is 50-50 IMO. Only West Virginia is lost in that scenario.
Regardless, the Democrats had better hope they can send Susan Collins and Thom Thillis packing in 26' and then get Mary Peltola to run for the seat in Alaska at some point. >

Well, Garland didn't want to go after the insurrectionists like Marge and here we are.
This is the modern Republican party, do you feel their values and goals align with America? 
I sure don't. >

Honestly I think Garland is doing exactly what he was hired to do = Do nothing but pretend like he's doing something until the next election when it can all be swept under the rug. >

How do you sweep something under the rug that has already been the biggest Congressional investigation and biggest Justice Dept investigation since Watergate? If they intended to sweep it under the rug they fucked up. >

You're right but when it comes down to it our politicians will not allow their own kind to go down, No matter how distasteful those people are.