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Yeah, but they can’t prance around in fancy pants lording their superiority over everyone (except the fish), so… >

It's hard to brood dramatically when you're swimming. >

Vampires can’t handle oceans. According to lore, they can’t cross running water. iirc, to cross the ocean, Dracula had to spend the journey in a coffin surrounded by soil from his homeland. There’s no way he could inhabit the ocean. >

Cinderblock shoes made from concrete from his homeland. Traverse the ocean floor with this one easy trick! >

Van Helsing doesn't want you to know this simple life hack!!! >

The sperm whales would call in the vampire hunters of the ocean. Narwhals