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"We are all domestic terrorists"
“This is the QAnon-embracing, insurrectionist-sympathizing face of the Republican Party. Nice job, guys,” Rex Huppke added. >

He forgot ‘Jewish space laser conspiracy pusher’ >

Hey those Jewish space lasers were grown out of a peachtree dish in a Wuhan lab! >

Maybe we should divert the 65 BILLION dollars sent to an elementary school for drag queen book reading to nuke the Death Star of David? >

Her first order was to start spraying crops with Gatorade >

It’s got what plants crave! >

Would you like to try our new extra BIG ASS fries? >

No, no, you see… I’m supposed to be leaving prison not coming in. >

That guy sat on my head and everything >

Was there a fart involved?