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Jesus fuck "we're all gonna die in nuclear Armageddon, but here's how you can make money off it first!!!" >

Aryan Rand would be proud* of the author. By proud, I mean judgemental and slightly less dismissive of them than the average journalist. >

“INVEST IN NUKA COLA.” >

Yay, profitting off dangerous situations! >

I’d reset time as many times as necessary.