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[Chinese Spy Balloon]’ll save children, but not the British children.
Well, it was about that time that the US Government noticed that the Chinese weather balloon was about 200 feet tall and was a crustacean from the protozoic era. >

I gave him a dollar I thought he'd go away >

Well of course he's not going to go away. You give him a dollar he's going to assume you've got more. >

She gave him a dollar! >

We had taco salad for dinner >

Lmao I have an old relative who asked "instead of destroying it, why don't they just use a helicopter to catch it, so that they can fully inspect its components and the data it gathered?", as if you can catch it like Spongebob catches Jellyfish. >

Ahh yes… helicopters at 60,000 feet. >

The Lama set the record at about 41,000 feet fifty one years ago.
It's also the autorotation record, and one of those "That's great lets never do it again" records. >

There is a Llama that flew 41000 feet in the air? How did I never hear about this, I’m a big fan of Llamas. 🦙 >

Her name is pickles and we are very proud >

“Pickles come eat your DINNER!”
Throws casserole at llama. >

That was Tina >

Vote for Tina >

That's not the kind of balloon you get at the party store. >

Have you tried asking? >

Hey, do you have a two hundred foot balloon I could use? >

…for “tracking weather” >

"Why yes we have one right here!"
Made in China >

Are they studying one thing about it a day? Tomorrow there will be a news article that says "suspected Chinese spy balloon was filled with helium." >

Gotta max them clicks! >

The Chinese spy balloon once held an opponents wife's hand. >

...in a jar of acid...at a party. >

I heard... Chinese Spy Balloon's got like.... Thirty goddamn dicks.