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They’re gonna send 99 red balloons
Trump: China respected me too much to fly spy balloons over our country.
Also Trump: China released an engineered virus to infect us. >

Engineered super virus that is also totally not real but I also took the vaccine but also vaccines are bad mmkay >

And also gave the accelerated vaccine program the go ahead and the cool name, Warp Speed.
Before they turned "die to own the libs" into a political thing, Trump was proud of his accelerated vaccine program. Which he should have been. It was good. >

It was like the one good thing he did, which leads me to believe that most of it wasn’t his idea >

It was his idea to dismantle the Pandemic Response Team. >

The Pandemic Response Team that was created by another Republican administration. >

Yeah, it was weird that he was hating on the pandemic response team that bush started simply because Obama renewed it/increased funding for it. He just hated anything Obama was involved with. >


He just hated anything Obama was involved with.

A large percentage of his dumbest decisions were entirely based on this.  I think he was still salty about Obama roasting him at the correspondents dinner way back when. >

Exactly this. >


In a rant on his Truth Social platform, the former president flatly denied the Pentagon’s statement, branding it “fake disinformation”.
“China had too much respect for ‘TRUMP’ for this to have happened, and it NEVER did. JUST FAKE DISINFORMATION!” he fumed.  

Isn't "fake disinformation", actually true information? >

So much respect that actual Chinese spies were caught at Mar a Lago. It’s ok though … she was only looking for the pool (where classified docs were stored with a top notch Master lock). >

Today on lockpucking lawyer i will access classified documents with a Lego hand. >

The lockpucking lawyer is my favorite lockpicking lawyer.  His vids are great.  As an aside how is his development of an unpickable lock progressing? >

How many do you know? >

I know only one popular lockpicking lawyer.  I don't know of any lockpucking lawyers.  What the hell is that even? >

Any lock can be broken if you propel a puck fast enough at it. There might be a small nuclear reaction initiated at the speeds required but it's possible. >

You just described the Canadian nuclear weapons program. >

I thought that's why curling gets the big money >

I just love the fact that Biden is all "What?  You weren't told about the 3 spy balloons that flew over us during your administration?  That's okay, we'll brief you, booboo" >

Meanwhile fox is parading about how Joe took so long to shoot it down and they stole our secrets! >

This is so funny because Biden told the military (that Republicans claim to LOVE) on Wednesday to shoot it down as soon as it's safe to do so.  So any complaints they have about a slow response should go to the Air Force. >

The Air Force was waiting for it to be where it couldn’t crash into cities, so any complaints about a slow response should go to whoever decided to put cities there. >

The cities were built there to capitalize on preexisting natural resources, so any negative comments about the slow response should really be directed at whoever placed those minerals/rivers there >

🎶 Hasa Diga Eebowai🎶 >

Is that JOIN THE NAVY backwards? >

I like when Biden is snarky.  He should do it more often. >

The one thing anyone remembers from that debate lol >

The strangest thing to me is towards the bottom of the article which talks about China’s reaction to all of this. 
They basically condemned the US for shooting it down so aggressively and “vowed to take further actions.” 
Lol wut?!