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Depends on whether or not your family is making their first kid.
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Back in pioneer days, the kids were probably in the room for their next sibling's conception. >

For those conceived in igloos, they definitely were.  :D >

Are you winning dad? >

STFU I fucked your mom last night >

I’ve been deeper inside her than you will ever be Dad!!!! >

Are you sure about that, son?
lubes up forearm and biceps for the puppet show >

Thanks, I hate it >

Yeah it was a shitshow >

Yeah, making a family is sort of fucked up. Someone has to be on top. >

Depends on how freakeh ya get lol >

As an adult, I'm always giggling immaturely because most children's show about a family means that there has been canon sex. >

I thought it was just me thinking that 😂
SpongeBob: reveals his parents
Me: haha they smashed >

So did your parents. >

How would you know? Maybe I was made in a test tube and my parents are asexual >

That’s more likely to be the case for Sponge Bob than you.