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I’m sorry for dying and making you come to my funeral, Dick.
The best part was the apology he made for getting his face in front of Cheney’s shotgun blast. >

Jon Stewart and the Daily Show ripped them a new one in an amazing segment called "Dead-Eye Dick."
I miss him. >

Cheney is one soulless SOB. >

He really is. He's basically the closest thing the United States has to a Darth Vader, except for the potential redemption arc. >

Henry Kissinger rises from his crypt
"Amateur." >

Crypt? May be a joke about him being a soulless ghoul, but he is somehow still walking the Earth. >

That's a blast from the past. >

Hate to be remembered as the guy who Dick shot in the *face >

Cheney expected to attend funeral so Whittington an apologize one last time.