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I don’t know about that one. Look at how easy things like cats and possums run along the tops of fences then go try and balance on that thin a surface.
I don’t like how this weird ass opinion has me agreeing with you. >

That's it, I'm sold. Where's my tail? Stupid evolution. >

It only doesn't make you a furry, if you wanted a lizard tail for example. The rest is Furry.
and we can balance pretty well without them already, being you know .... bipeds