SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU by having the female version of a wet dream. [NSFW]
POST: Throwaway for obvious reasons...
So I slept pretty well last night. Like better than usual. I woke up REALLY well.

I was having a dream that I was with my boyfriend and we were doing the sexytimes. In this dream I was competing with an older woman to get him off. She was saying some shit like, "I do it better because I'm more experienced!" - challenge accepted. 

I was riding him like a champ but neither of us could finish so we decided to relax and spoon (my favourite activity). I guess spooning really excited him though because his dick was between my thighs and he accidentally exploded. 

So I was like, "Aw hellz yeah, now do me!!". He obliged and started rubbing me with his hand. I started rubbing too and it felt AWESOME! 

So the moment of truth was approaching and I was getting REALLY into it, felt great.

Next thing I know I start convulsing because I'm orgasming, but I wake up just as it starts and flail off the bed.
On the downside I messed up my shoulder, but I still got to orgasm myself awake yesterday morning so that was pretty neat.

That's right hag, *I* was the one that got him off in my dream, not you!!
TL;DR: 
dreamt of sex competition, woke up mid-orgasm, fell off bed from convulsions and tweaked my shoulder. Didn't matter, had dream sex.