SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU by getting drunk on Thanksgiving
POST: It's still Thanksgiving in the US.

But now I've woken up from something shameful. I'm studying abroad, and yesterday (Thanksgiving) our abroad group had no classes and a group potluck feast. I got up bright and early to start preparing, also started drinking. Long story short, I passed out two hours before the feast and woke up two and a half hours after it started. I sat up in bed shouting "shit, shit, shit," fretted for a few minutes, resolved to go anyway. I managed to cook half of the green beans before I passed out, so I brought them, and a bottle of sake too. I was still drunk and everyone could tell. I sat in the corner pigging out, ashamed of myself, consoled by my drunk friends and by the free beer.
TL;DR: 
Drank too early, too quickly, arrived two and a half hours late to school sponsored thanksgiving, sauced and sour, with half a tray of green beans and a bottle of sake.