SUBREDDIT: r/AskReddit
TITLE: Dear Reddit, what was the very FIRST date you ever went on?
POST: Inspired by the awesome dating tragedies over at [this kickass post.] -- I went to share mine there, but then I thought it might be fun to hear all about everyone's FIRST date, good, bad or whatever. :)

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I was 14 and a serious tomboy and big time nerd. When a super cute (and equally nerdy!) boy from another school asked me out, I was SO EXCITED. I'd never been on an actual date before. I had, however, watched A LOT of television and movies. In my head, I was expecting him to show up in a tuxedo, bouquet of flowers in hand -- like every boy does in every sitcom when going on Their First Date. I knew we were going to a movie, but I didn't know what else he had planned. Dinner? DANCING? I really let myself run with it, waiting for Friday.

The doorbell rang. I answered the door. And there he was -- in a gold lamé bustier, lacy black bra, high heels and full make-up.

O_O ....

He had neglected to say that the movie we were going to was "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" -- which I'm not sure would have prepared me, since I didn't know what that was at the time.

Out of everything I was expecting, answering the door to my 15 year old date in full lingerie drag was NOT one of them. His mom drove us all the way across town to the show. I remember sitting in the back of the car feeling a weird mix of emotions: disappointment due to my ridiculously high expectations, utter confusion, and feeling a little strange because I could see every inch of his hairy legs all the way up to his crotch.

I ended up having a great time, but we only dated for a few weeks. A few years later he came out to everyone, I wasn't even a little surprised.
TL;DR: 
Got asked to the movies for my first date, opened the door to find him in full lingerie and high heels.