SUBREDDIT: r/AskReddit
TITLE: What's the funniest injury you've had? Here's mine.
POST: Last year I was working as counselor at a summer camp. Day three of staff training we had split off in to groups to complete various bonding/mentoring/training stations. The theme of the day was dodgeball and my team was the "fairy princesses" so I was dressed in a boa, tiara and fairy wings (I'm a dude, if it makes any difference). I normally wear glasses but didn't have them on that day so my vision was pretty bad.

I excitedly run to the next station at the tennis courts where we're supposed to actually play dodgeball, when I go through the gates one of the mentors yells "IF YOU CAN DODGE A WRENCH YOU CAN DODGE A BALL" and whips a four inch long spanner across the tennis court. I hear a pinging noises, and suddenly my head starts to feel warm. The mentor calls out if I'm ok, I say, "Yep!" but then lean forward and blood starts to gush from my forehead on to the ground.

Eight stitches later and we were decent buds that summer, I think he had to treat me well after that aha.

Obviously I can't dodge balls.
TL;DR: 
I got hit in the head with a wrench while dressed as a ferry princess because of the movie "Dodgeball".