SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU, By not recording the person that was stealing from my front porch sooner.
POST: This happened just a couple minutes ago. I'd say 30 minutes ago still shaken up a little,  But any way I'm in my room playing Advanced Warfare when I hear a knock on the door I am (high) at the time. So I turn all the lights off get my iPhone ready, and look threw the peep hole and being it 1am it's dark but there's no one there. So I creep towards the window,  and see a white like kinda ford truck in front of my garage. I don't think anything of it so I just wait and listen. 5 min pass by and I hear foot steps running up my stairs again to the front porch mind you  (It's a upstairs one story apartment) I hear a dude rummaging threw bags of blankets/clothes and other glassware type things my mom left in boxes out side a couple months ago. Then I hear him run back downstairs so I'm thinking in my high time of state "He robbed us Whaaathefuk" ?  I run to the window and look out to see that he's carrying something. But I wasn't able to record the dick head getting in the car but,
I got the bastard driving off.
TL;DR: 
Got high, popped a bar, wanted to watch prison break , when someone comes upstairs knocks on the door, I didn't see anyone cause it's 1am then he runs back up and really stole something outta the box