SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU by texting my friend a reference from the movie Airplane!
POST: Backstory: My friend and I have kind of been on the rocks for the better part of 6 months now. He has a lot going on in his life, so it's understandable, but we've kind of drifted from best friends to good friends.

What happened: I had texted a few of my friends to get lunch today. This friend in particular, who I had expected not to respond at all, responded quickly and enthusiastically with a "Yes!".

I responded "Great, I'll drive!" to which he responds "Can we stop at Best Buy after?"

Since I'm the wannabe comedian in the friend-group, I say "Surely you can't be serious!" expecting the response "I am serious; and don't call me Shirley" from the beloved movie Airplane!, which I know he's seen many times.

Instead, I got cursed out over text message, was called selfish and mean, and was told that if he decided to go that he would just drive himself since I'm too self-absorbed to stop at a place that's on the way home.

The outcome: Here we are now. He won't talk to me. I tried explaining, but to no avail. He did not show up at lunch either.
TL;DR: 
Airplane! reference went over friend's head, he thought I was being rude, hasn't spoken to me since.