SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU by wearing a skirt with a broken zipper
POST: So I'm wearing a really cute black Kenneth Cole miniskirt I got for free out of the lost and found bin in Pensacola, FL in the Navy barracks where I lived in 2011. The zipper is kinda busted where it catches on the material and takes a few up and down motions and pinching of the material closed to get it on/off. If I can get it on in the morning and it zips in just a few tries, I wear it and then shoehorn it over my ass in order to pee and then shoehorn it back up to avoid the zipper. I just spent the last 15 minutes in the bathroom because I wasn't paying attention and unzipped my skirt, immediately having that "oh fuck" moment. I couldn't get it zipped back up so I was panicking and literally zipping up and down at lightening speed trying to get it closed. It didn't work, so I hurriedly crouched and waddled real real fast over to the copy room and used the industrial stapler to staple the skirt shut and then colored the staples black with a sharpie so no one would notice.
TL;DR: 
I've been wearing a skirt with a broken zipper and it really bit me in the ass today. I need to pony up and just buy a new skirt.