SUBREDDIT: r/AskReddit
TITLE: Redditors with a SO:  What situations involving your SO are likely to leave you thinking, "Here we go again..."
POST: Example:  My wife comes into the restaurant I manage and has a glass of wine - nothing better to brighten my day than seeing the ladyfriend while at work.  We part ways and I call her approximately 30 minutes later to make sure she made it home fine.  That's when i find out she's talking to her mom.  They are both Italian.  Now, I don't know if that's significant but I do know that mother/daughter conversations with wine/scotch readily available at home leads to one thing:  1-2 hours(aka 1-2 bottles of wine) of talking(aka casual drinking).  
  
They are both amazing women, but when chatting over wine I can safely assume she'll be schnockered.  Either way, here I am laughing at the sight of her sleeping relatively early for our schedule knowing that her love for her mother is the culprit.  Happens approximately quarterly and I see it coming a mile away each time.
TL;DR: 
When I'm away at work and my wife is talking to her mom over a glass of wine, I can safely assume I won't be talking to her until the next morning.