SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU by tripping on DMX and browsing r/nosleep
POST: Hey there. So last night, for the first time, I tried DXM. 

For those who don't know, DXM is a drug found in certain kinds of cough syrup, that has psychedelic properties and sends you on trips lasting about 10 hours.

So, it kicks in, and shit gets weird. Everything is sort if crooked and I'm moving faster than the Universe. Weird.

I go on reddit, and read through a few posts on r/nosleep (sub dedicated to creepy stories) and I freak the fuck out. I start hallucinating this huge ass grasshopper that I think is going to eat me. And so, naturally, being the fucker I am, I tell that to a few fellow students. School today should be...interesting.
TL;DR: 
took a psychedelic, was tripping balls, read scary stories and thought I was being hunted by a grasshopper, then told everyone from school.