SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU by taking a shower in the University of Cambridge.
POST: (This happened last evening but I had no WiFi so yeah.)

My school and 5 other schools took a residential trip to the University of Cambridge to see what university life is like and what courses we can take.

So fast forward 5 hours we were going to take showers before going to bed (because it would be easier than to take one in the morning).

So I go get my towel and think, "hmm I could really go for a shit right now." I look around for a place to put my towel. I see a ledge. I place my towel down. *plop*.

"What the hell?" I say as I look down. The fucking toilet roll fell into the toilet. I look around for something that I can use to grab the roll out.

Nothing.

I think to myself "All-right /u/Angry_Budgies, this is no biggie. We won the war. We managed to land people on the moon. England won a world cup. I can do this." So i reach out to grab the molecule of the roll that hasn't touched the water and reach for the bin.

Then I see it.

This bin/trash can is some weird contraption that fell out of the innermost circle of Hell that came to get revenge for someone who wants to put a toilet roll in the bin. It won't fit through the *conventional* hole so I go to lift un the lid but it won't work. Then i see the screw. 

This could be it. This could be my salvation. 

I turn the plastic screw thing and it opens. YES I have done it! But no, only opens ~5cm and the bog roll won't fit in. So I do what anyone else would've done, and stamp on it until it will fit. After some pushing it finally fits in.

Now if I ever go back to Cambridge, I will be reminded of that incident and will be cringing throughout my whole time there.
TL;DR: 
I go to take a shower in the Uni of Cambridge, end up putting a toilet roll in the toilet, can't show my face there ever again.