SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU by getting to high and ignoring the face that I had to pee.
POST: My best friend is home for the first time in four months (she lives two hours away) so we decided to get super high. I get the sensation that I have to pee. I ignore it both because I am ridiculously high and my friend is telling a story....finally I get up to go to the bathroom, walk up the stairs and it happens....The flood gates open and the golden river flows...FUCK! Fast forward a few minutes and I am in the bathroom wondering how I am going to  change clothes without my husband or best friend wondering what the fuck I am doing. Thankfully my husband had a pair of pajama pants laying on the sink in the bathroom. I put those on and casually walk back to the basement hoping again, they won't notice....But they did and now they won't stop laughing.... Oh well lol.
TL;DR: 
got high and ignored the fact had to pee and pissed myself; tried to cover it up but they figured it out.