SUBREDDIT: r/AskReddit
TITLE: What was your first time like?
POST: I'm a 23 year old guy and I nearly just took the virginity of a 25 year old girl. We're getting into it at the club, and I notice she kisses like a 16 year old. We go back to my place and get nakey and I notice she's really REALLY tight. Like I can't even get my finger in there. "Are you a virgin?" I ask. "It's been a long time," she says. "Actually I am," she says later. A minute later she throws up on my floor and runs to the bathroom naked. She's throwing up and coughing in there, the landlord is in the room down the hall. He comes out and says, "Is there a cat retching or something?". "No," I say, as he walks towards the bathroom. He opens the door before I can do or say anything and sees her naked and throwing up into his pristine toilet. "There's a naked girl in there," he says and walks back to his room.  She decides she had better go (I completely agree) and I call her a cab. The landlord and I laughed about it later, with of course a stern warning about inviting people into the house without asking.
TL;DR: 
Girl comes home with me, she's a virgin, throws up in my room and gets me in trouble with my landlord.