SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU by jabbing myself in the foot with a shank
POST: A short quickie for all of you

So today (~1:05 AM, totally today) I was getting ready to head off to sleep, when my mother came in and told me to shut off the light. 

Me: Give me five more minutes mom, I'll do it shortly

Mom: Just go to sleep already. *Shuts out the light*

Well fuck, I can't see anything at all. So I decide to simply walk over to turn on the light. As I began to walk over, I felt the bottom of my foot scrape over a piece of metal. I turn the lights back on and see blood all over the bottom of my foot and all over my door prop made out of the remaining metal from a demo derby car I'd made earlier (We put small vans together and smash them into each other. The one that does the most damage to the other gets a point, you lose points for derailment). I quickly hobbled downstairs and slammed some rubbing alcohol and gauze on it, then hobbled back upstairs and tried to sleep.

Hey, at least I'm walking right now
TL;DR: 
Can't give you one much better than the title. I kicked a sharpened piece of metal I use as a door prop barefooted.