SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU by going for a run/jog.
POST: Today was like every other day. I woke up late, got to work late, slacked like a pro, got home and got ready to play some COD.

For some silly reason I decided to go out for a run instead which is something I haven't done in about 2/3 years and even back then *meh*. So I got my gear on, put on some hype music and hit the road hard (no, not like that). After about 10 minutes I was surprised, I was tearing it up. I was a beast. I went 20 minutes without breaking a sweat so I went faster. I outrun the CIA, I outrun the Colombian drug dealers I had crossed, even the aliens couldn't catch me, I won gold at the Olympics, I was unstoppable!

And then it happened. It started slowly at first, my stomach got knotted up and I could taste acid/bile(?) in my mouth, then I couldn't breathe and then my leg muscles went on holiday. I collapsed on the stairs of a closed shop gasping for air and clutching my slowly dissolving stomach, I then looked around and realized the extent of my fuck up, I had been running for almost an hour and I was miles from home. I had no pockets so no money for a cab on me (or at home because I hadn't had the energy(the irony) to drive to an ATM after work) and no phone (because I wanted to concentrate on my running) to call in a favor. 

So there I was, Mr. Star Athlete collapsed on the floor for almost half an hour with no water, phone or money and miles from home. My lungs were killing me and I couldn't stand straight without my stomach cramping up. When I finally could stand straight, my legs could barely support me.

In the end I had to jelly-leg-walk back with way too many breaks. I made it back but with a healthy respect for long distance(heck any distance) runners.
TL;DR: 
I don't run but today I ran so far my body broke down and almost left me stranded on the street for the night.