SUBREDDIT: r/AskReddit
TITLE: My dog died tonight and I feel like it is my fault. What are your "Did that just f-cking happen?" moments?
POST: I was stressed out about my upcoming midterms and papers. Panicked, I was considering making up an excuse to have a few more days to write my papers. I figured if I said my dog passed away, it would be reason enough to get an extension. I never went through with it though because as usual, I was able to get my papers done in the nick of time. Unfortunately, my dog suddenly passed away. The day I would have picked to use my excuse. Today. 

He was an old dog. He was mostly blind and deaf. He had some serious skin problems and allergies. He's fallen down the stairs and knocked himself out. He's gotten out of the backyard a few times and ran out onto the busy road. He's been attacked by other dogs. But somehow, he had lived this long. So when suddenly and coincidentally when I was contemplating on coming up with a fake excuse, he died. The vet said he had an enlarged heart, stones in his bladder and kidney issues. It was only a matter of time.

What the fuck just happened? Did that just fucking happen? I'm in shock. FML.
TL;DR: 
Dog died the same day I would have used my fake excuse saying he died to get an extension on writing a paper. Life in hard mode.