SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU - by creating a nice fuck up combo
POST: This happened to me last summer, but I thought I might as well share this chain reaction fuck up. So they day started off as normal and I decided to take a run at the local trail. After my run I decided to drink my Gatorade and sit on the bench right next to the parking lot. I get back in my car and as I'm driving home, I realize I left my shirt and phone on the roof of my car. I drive back to the parking lot and in the entrance is my shirt and obliterated phone. Fuck up #1. Naturally being a dumb teenager, I went out and impulse bought a new cell phone. I got home and my parents informed me that I had insurance on my old phone and that I just wasted $300. So me and my dad went back to the phone store to put the money back on my card....... and I lost my wallet. Fuck up #2. So my went back home to grab my wallet. He searched in my car for it and conveniently found my bubbler, 2 bowls, and a little over an 1/8 of weed, which he then disposed of. Fuck up #3. After getting torn a new one from my dad I was then phone less, car-less, weed-less, and wallet-less.
TL;DR: 
Ran over my phone, lost my wallet, Dad found my weed stash and pieces and disposed of them all in a massive chain reaction.