SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU by being busted for 4 things at the same time (potentially NSFW)
POST: So... I live with my parents, and they are really strict, to the point that they limited me to use the computer only before 23:00. But I've managed to take that out, without them knowing it of course. And, also, they don't know I, ocasionally, smoke some weed. And that I have a boyfriend.

So, one day, after they were asleep, I managed to make my BF come through my bedroom window. We saw some stuff on the internet, smoked a little, and then had sex. During the act we might have been a little to loud, because they came in. So... my parents found out that I:

a) Have removed the limit to the computer
b) Smoke Weed
c) Am gay
d) Have a boyfriend
TL;DR: 
Parents walked on me using the computer (not allowed), having sex with my boyfriend (I am gay) and saw my weed