SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: Tifu By Touching Jay Cutler Ass
POST: My boss asked me if I wanted to meet jay cutler at work. I was super stoked cuz my little brother is a huge fan of his and always talks about how jay cutler is the greatest body builder ever. Sweet! I can rub it in his face that I met his hero. I meet him in our conference room and do the whole fan boy thing (super nice guy) We take a few pictures and I leave. I immediately send the picture to my brother waiting for him to freak out. He text me back and asked me why I'm touching Jay Cutler's ass. I look back at the picture and realize because I'm taller than him and his freaking arms are so big I couldn't bend my elbow to go behind his back so I ended up touching his butt. Now my brother says I'm gay. The end.
TL;DR: 
Got a picture with jay cutler to make my brother jealous that I met his hero. Touched his butt, I'm gay now.