SUBREDDIT: r/AskReddit
TITLE: I had an interesting encounter today while at work, Reddit. Please help me decipher it.
POST: I work as a bartender at a BBQ restaurant located on mall property. Today had been going by normally, albeit somewhat slow, until around 2PM. 

I had only two customers and the restaurant was not all that full either. I was cleaning around the bar when this woman walks up to me. She looked to be mid to late forties and semi-haggard. She announces, quite loudly, that she is "suing every bartender in the world!" After her announcement, she threw a greeting card envelope at me. My only response was "OKAY" and "have a nice day."

I asked my manager if I could open it, but he threw it in the trash for fear of some kind of terrorist type devices (e.g. anthrax). I couldn't let that be the end of it and told them that I will take all liability for opening it. I did. Nothing seems dangerous, but it does contain some of the craziest shit I've seen outside of [Dr. White Goldfish king]{

So I have uploaded all that was included inside the envelope. It is mostly ramblings with some of it legible and possibly corresponds to the page from this novel [Out of Captivity](

Please help me decipher what this all could mean and has to do with "suing all the bartenders in the world!"

[Album link on Imgur] Note: the pictures are roughly 1MB each.
TL;DR: 
Crazy woman comes in to bar and shouts, "I am suing every bartender in the world!" Throws greeting card with ramblings at me and walks out. WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN!?