SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU by accidentally putting cum in my mouth NSFW
POST: Disclaimer: this happened to my friend, but i was there and it is extremely embaressing

So me and my buddies are in the school band and orchestra. There was an opportunity to go on a cruise and play, so all 4 of us took it up. One night for whatever reason, we decided to measure our dicks  because we were teasing my asian friend about the stereotypical asian toothpick and by marking the length on a piece of paper. So we all take turns going in the bathroom etc. (Were all straight) so my friend takes his turn, and comes out of the bathroom and says he came in the f*king paper. We didnt belive him, but my one friend wants to see it to make sure hes not lying(pretty weird) and so he attempts to take it out of the trash, but my friend who came in it snatches it up, panics and shoves it in his mouth. Dont worry, the guys  in the room next to us measured with toothpaste it could be worse
TL;DR: 
was measuring our dicks on a band crusise and one of my friends came into the paper using to measure it and paniced and shoved it in his mouth when one of my friends wanted to see proof