SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU by being in a crowded bus
POST: So, this was actually a week ago on Canada day, and I guess its more of a really awkward situation than anything else. Anyway, it's Canada day, and I don't usually bus, but its free today. Take the bus downtown with some friends, have a great time. We split, I go to a teammates house for a bit then bus home alone, around 11:30. 

The bus was packed and I barely squeezed on. The next stop a couple of chubby and unattractive women who are over twice my age get on the bus (I'm 18). They also squeeze in, pushing me against a wall. I'm sorta standing there with one of the women up against me. My phone is in sorta in a weird position,(sometimes i put my phone in my pocket sideways and it sorta sticks out) and I can't grab it to get it flat in my pocket since the woman's ass is basically on my leg. So I brilliantly decide to rub my leg, with my phone pointed out against her to get it flat in my pocket. You can probably guess what she thought, that I had basically rubbed my erect dick against her. She sorta twitches but there's no room to move, my phone with its pretty hard case stays up against her for another 5 or 6 minutes before she gets off. When she does get off, I can't stop myself from glancing at her face to see if she was thinking what i thought she was thinking. She glares at me with disgust and I immediately turn away. I know I'll never see her or her friends again, but it was a really awkward bus ride, not only cause of the phone thing, butt because I was stuck against a chubby woman who was like 45+ for like 6 minutes. I'm also very allergic to perfume, no more busing for me.
TL;DR: 
Rubbed my phone in my pocket against a much older woman's ass in a crowded bus, made her think I basically humped her