SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU by eating a mashed potato bowl
POST: It's finals week and on Tuesday evening, I needed to eat something quickly before a study session so I went with a mashed potato bowl consisting of corn, mashed potatoes, bacon bits, cheese, and pieces of fried , boneless chicken which were exceptionally large. I devoured my food and these collosal chicken pieces which unmercifully cut my throat. Thinking nothing of it, I continued to eat my meal. Little did I know, this is the last meal I have eaten to this date. The next day I was feverish, had a splitting headache, an incredibly upset stomach, intense feeling of nausea, 4 kanker sores and, the worst symptom of all, a feelimg of acid reflux which occurs every time I swallow my own saliva, water or food. The sensation of eating is far too painful so I basically have had tiny bites of miscellaneous types of food, none of which has worked, including apple sauce! I ended up half ass-ing my finals and have been starving for about 4 days now. I also couldn't go to a baseball game my gf got me tickets for because I was profusely sweating and was in no physical condition to attend. If anyone has experienced anything of the sort, please share advice!
TL;DR: 
swallowed chicken that was too damn big which has iterated my entire body, didn't exert any effort into any of my finals due to the pain and had to miss an MLB game my gf got me tickets for.