SUBREDDIT: r/tifu
TITLE: TIFU By Grabbing Lunch With a Friend
POST: Today I fucked up. I went to meet a friend for lunch to catch up and exchange a book. We ended up grabbing some pizza at this place called the 'Waterfront'. My friend picked pizza, since I had just recovered from food poisoning on Sunday and wanted something light. We finish up the pizza and I stand up to leave. Next thing I know, my friend yells "Is that your phone!?" I look quickly only to catch a glimpse of it bouncing and you hear a  'thump' into the water... Wonderful, there is absolutely nothing I can do about it. It's gone. Slipped out of my hoodie jacket pocket, and all because I'm an idiot.
TL;DR: 
I went to grab pizza with a friend after recovering from food poisoning. Stood up to leave and my phone fell out of my hoodie jacket pocket and bounced into the water. Phone is gone.