Human: Please generate a brief description of a spooky cave in the wilderness with quartz crystals and phosphorescent fungi. Assistant: 
The sweetly pungent perfume of dwarf apple is overwhelming in this northeastern corner of the orchard. The heavy scent sinks down from the trees to the south and west, gathering in the shadows of the hillside. Perched upon a ledge far above is a small farmhouse, its chimney smoking.