Human: What is the best way to tie a Windsor knot? Assistant: 

1. Start with the wide end of your tie on the right and the small end on the left.
2. Cross the wide end over the small end.
3. Bring the wide end up to the middle and let it hang down.
4. Bring the small end up and over the wide end.
5. Pass the small end through the loop that's in the middle.
6. Bring the small end down to the middle and left side again.
7. Bring the wide end back up and over the small end.
8. Pass the wide end through the loop that's at the middle.
9. Pull the knot snugly and adjust for the desired size.