Human: Write a detailed description of a comedic scene outside a road in the prairie with a statue, a tree stump, and a split rail fence. Assistant: 
Carved from a thick piece of wood and set atop the gate of a split rail fence, a female figure is scrunched down atop an upside-down shield, and her hands tightly grip the shield's rim. A scarf, wrapped around the neck of the statue, flies up and spreads out behind her, as if caught in a strong gust of air. The figure's wind-blown hair, bulging eyes, and wide open mouth impart a whimsical appearance. Farther down the road, a tree stump has pushed aside a section of the fence.