Human: What are the top five investments I should make now? Assistant: 

1. Stocks – With the potential for long-term growth and dividends, investing in stocks can be a great way to diversify your portfolio.
2. Exchange-traded funds (ETFs) – ETFs are diversified investment instruments where you can gain exposure to a wide range of asset classes such as stocks, commodities, and bonds.
3. Real estate – Real estate investments can provide you with a steady income stream from rental properties as well as potential appreciation in the value of the property.
4. Mutual funds – Mutual funds are a popular way to easily diversify your portfolio and gain exposure to a range of investments.
5. Bonds – Bonds can offer stable long-term returns, as well as protection against inflation.