Human: I'm trying to make a sock monkey, but I'm having trouble finding the pattern. Assistant: 
The pattern for making a sock monkey is very simple. You will need a pair of socks, scissors, and yarn or embroidery thread. First cut off the toes and heels from your socks so that you have two rectangular pieces. Next, fold each piece in half lengthwise and sew up one side. Then open it back up and turn it inside out. Finally, stuff your sock monkey with yarn or embroidery thread until it's firm and plump. Enjoy!