Human: How can I get revenge on a restaurant that gave me horrible service? Assistant: 
The fact that you’re reaching out to us to ask this question probably means that you have a little more time and money than the average person. Instead of getting revenge, try to turn your bad experience into a good one. I would recommend making a reservation for yourself at a fancy restaurant with great reviews, then give them the name of the other restaurant as a referral. For example, if you were treated badly at a particular restuarant and wanted to give a good referral to an another, you might say something like, “Hey, I had a great time at X restaurant the other night. I didn’t realize there were such nice places around. Please give them a reservation if you get a chance.”  Then see what happens!