one thing about tiny cooper is that you ca n't whisper in his ear , even if you 're reasonably tall like myself , because the motherfucker is six six , and so you have to tap his giant shoulder and then sort of motion with your head that you 'd like to whisper into his ear , and then he leans down and you say , `` hey , is jane the g*y part of the gay-straight alliance or the straight part ? ''