it 's the only likeness i have of you since some bad person stole all the pictures of us that were in my mother 's house - because the pictures were in expensive frames , and - `` suddenly , for some reason , i remember that there 's a video of our wedding , and in this video nikki is walking and dancing and speaking , and there 's even this one part where nikki talks directly into the camera as if she were talking to me , and she says , `` i love you , pat peoples , you sexy stud muffin , '' which made me laugh so hard the first time we watched the video with her parents .