guys selling stolen or homemade t-shirts , moms parading around little girls in cheerleading outfits who will do a cheer if you donate a dollar to their local cheerleading booster club , crazy bums willing to tell you off-color jokes for free food and beer , strippers in short pants and satin jackets handing out free passes to the local gentlemen 's clubs , packs of little kids in pads and helmets collecting money for their peewee football teams , college kids handing out free samples of new sodas or sports drinks or candy or junk food , and of course the seventy thousand other drunken eagles fans just like us .