things i did for the first time in my life that day : shopped for groceries with my boyfriend ( we spent an hour walking around a fish market in our sunglasses calling each other mr. and mrs. smith , pretending to be undercover assassins ) ; made out in an elevator ( haunted or not haunted-both firsts ) ; took a shower and shaved my legs while my boyfriend watched , spellbound ( `` i 've been fantasizing about this . ''