so i used to date this boy and i knew he was going to be at the concert and i wanted to go with you partly because i knew randall would be there but then i wanted to go even without you because i knew he would be there and then he saw me while mdc was playing 'a brief overview of time travel paradoxes , ' and he was screaming in my ear about how he had an epiphany and he now knows that we 're supposed to be together and i was , like , i do n't think so and he quoted this e. e. cummings poem about how kisses are a better fate than wisdom and then it turns out that he had mdc dedicate a song to me which was the kind of thing that he would never have done before and i feel like i deserve someone who consistently likes me which you kind of do n't and i do n't know . ''