`` katherine iii was a perfectly charming little brunette whom i met my first summer at smart-kid camp , which would in time come to be the place for child prodigies to pick up chicks , and since it makes a better story , i choose to remember that she dumped me one morning on the archery course after this math prodigy named jerome ran in front of her bow and fell to the ground , claiming he 'd been shot by cupid 's arrow .