`` has it ever crossed your mind , you ungrateful a**hole , that when i was mopping up after all your breakups , when i was picking your sorry ass off the floor of your bedroom , when i was listening to your endless rantings and ravings about every fugging girl who ever gave you the time of day , that maybe i was actually doing it for you and not because i 'm oh-so desperate to learn of the newest dumping in your life ?