chapter 17 this month 's makeover : the faces of fear simon mcqueen had once climbed onto the back of a ton of pissed-off beef named muffin and been promptly stomped into mush in front of an amazed rodeo crowd , and still managed to pinch the bottom of a female paramedic as he was carried away on a stretcher , singing a garbled version of `` i 've got friends in low places . ''