ski instructor gorgeous triathlete thor lookalike chats with you for a couple minutes this morning and already tonight , you , '' josie looked her up and down as if surveying her from hair down to toes , `` who are about as athletic as a slug , are going on a hike to the top of one of the biggest hills outside of the city where you will eaten to death by mosquitoes , you will become sweaty and ridiculously tired and then ... '' `` you 're so flattering , '' laura muttered .