`` the eighth was n't quite so sweet , and maybe i should have known it since her name , katherine barker , anagrams into heart breaker , ink , like she 's a veritable ceo of dumping , but anyway she asked me out on a date and then i said yes and then she called me a freak and said i did n't have any pubes and that she would never seriously go out with me-all of which , to be fair , was true .