while hassan worked to make god hates baguettes , colin 's mind raced like this : ( 1 ) baguettes ( 2 ) katherine xix ( 3 ) the ruby necklace he 'd bought her five months and seventeen days before ( 4 ) most rubies come from india , which ( 5 ) used to be under control of the united kingdom , of which ( 6 ) winston churchill was the prime minister , and ( 7 ) is n't it interesting how a lot of good politicians , like churchill and also gandhi , were bald while ( 8 ) a lot of evil dictators , like hitler and stalin and saddam hussein , were mustachioed ?