he puts the box on my doorstep and then rings the doorbell and runs off and i run down there and my heart 's beating like crazy and i 'm so hopeful that he 's got this secret crush on me and i get down there and there 's this really elaborately decorated cardboard box with red-construction-paper hearts pasted all over it ... ... god , i had n't thought about this in so long till he called me lass . ''