when my mother does n't offer her own thanksgiving comment right away bella leans close to me and chuckles softly , then adds , for my ears only , `` and every time i wriggle my ass around on this abysmally uncomfortable chair i get reminded of how much fun it was to have your c*ck in my ass while jazz was f**king my p**sy this morning , and oh boy , i 'm so very thankful for that , too . ''