`` katherine x-and yes by then i had realized certainly that this was an awfully odd statistical anomaly , but i was n't actively pursuing katherines so much as i was actively pursuing girlfriends-was a smart-kid-summer-camp conquer , and i won her heart by , you guessed it , running in front of her bow on the archery course and claiming i 'd been shot by cupid 's arrow , and she was the first girl i ever french-kissed , and i did n't know what to do so i sort of kept darting my tongue out from behind closed lips like i was a snake , and it did n't take very much of that for her to want to be just friends .