`` she posted that shit somewhere , who the f**k knows where , but it spread like that shit always f**kin ' spreads and it went where it always f**kin ' goes and my agent got a call from a reporter that they were breakin ' the story that i was on vacation with an ex-administrative assistant , current millionaire who came into her new fortune because her husband , who took a shotgun blast to the head , was plotting to make her dead and his alternate piece of ass was currently out on bond , awaiting trial for conspiracy to commit murder and they wanted to know if you or me wanted to make a comment . ''