`` i spent a year and a half of my f**kin ' life on this f**kin ' shit , the last month bangin ' that piece of trash , pretendin ' i got off on it , all the time tryin ' not to vomit and prayin ' my dick 'll stay hard at the same time prayin ' that stickin ' it in her would n't buy me some disease where it would fall the f**k off and i was this close , this f**kin ' close . ''