`` forgot to tell you this , babe , with jeff and all and considerin ' this shit 's a onetime deal what i 'm gon na say wo n't matter since this is n't gon na happen to you again but ... '' his face got closer , `` anyone , a guy , a woman , a f**kin ' martian traps you against a car and gets in your face and the first person you tell ai n't me and you wait more than two seconds to tell me , it 's not gon na make me happy . ''