i met tate , the freakishly good-looking man , laurie was his wife ( of course ) , maggie , a pretty , petite brunette , wood , another freakishly good-looking man with black hair and a goatee , bubba , a man nearly as huge as ty ( but not as solid ) with light brown hair and a good ole boy smile , krystal , a petite , busty woman in a tight tank top with flaming red hair and assessing eyes , pop , an older man with a beer gut and a gray beard , stella , a full on biker babe with dark hair highlighted with streaks of blonde , deke , a blond mountain of a man who was as solid as ty and even scarier , jim-billy , another older man wearing a beat up baseball cap and a broken smile , broken because he was missing a tooth , ned and betty , an upper middle-aged married couple who approached me together declaring they were a unit and they liked it that way , jonas , a handsome boy being thus seeing as he was tate 's son who was , i guessed , twelve , maybe thirteen and , rounding out the pack , maggie and wood 's two kids , a pretty little girl named addison and a cute little boy named noah .