but watching her park the viper , throw out a long , tanned leg and fold out of his car wearing a pair of black short-shorts , the tight , berry-colored , halter-topped tee she was wearing that day by the pool in vegas , high-heeled , black sandals on her feet , a pair of classy , black-framed shades covering her eyes and her long , soft , shining hair falling over her shoulders could cause even rowdy crabtree , with his closeted tendencies , to have one motherfucker of a wet dream .