`` you thought that you could make it up to me by infiltrating my life and saddling me with your ill-gotten gains and when i did n't hang around long enough to say yes to this super generous offer , you forged my name on the documents anyway so you could be certain to continue infiltrating my life at the same time f**king it up when the best thing you could do , bar building a time machine so that you could go back and make sure you never met me , would be to leave me ... the f**k ...