as she did this , she looked into my eyes and did a mom scan which left me feeling mildly ill-at-ease considering the fact that i was pretty sure her blue eyes read all the words written on my soul and she knew i 'd lied to my mother when i was ten and told her i did n't try to shave my legs ( when the nicks on them proved this to be false ) and that i let jimmy moriarty get to second base at the homecoming dance my sophomore year in high school .