i 'd been around awhile , i 'd seen what was available in carnal and for men like that , i was pretty much it unless they wanted to go the jonelle somewhat-skanky route and there was a lot of that , even though some of them were very nice , they were still somewhat-skanky which was probably why they were n't taken like , say , krystal or wendy or the rest of the cool-as-heck biker babes i 'd met at the bar or in town and i knew were taken .