and last , the only three witnesses were the three who allegedly got their asses kicked and i explained , since their three rap sheets could be used as a set of encyclopedias detailing the wide array of crimes available to commit , not one of them was a reliable witness and i further informed them that the man they were accusing of being accessory to a crime was an ex-cop and current highly-respected fugitive apprehension agent , something else that i could tell shocked the shit outta him .