in summation , ashley stated striking a lecturing sort of a pose and ticking items off on her fingers as she named them , thats no wedding planner , no pianist , no photographer , she made the florist cry , the hairdresser left in outrage , i barely saved the wedding cake from being sent back because the icing clashed with her dress , her once a day practices for the past two weeks have created a chicken pox epidemic in the flower girl , ring bearer , candle lighters , and guest book attendants , and she stormed out to get some air after she banished me from the ready room because i brought her a glass of water that did not contain a lemon slice .