my outfit lying dead on the bed , i taped my chin in wonder if the party is in the hills , i 'll likely have a strong climb ; and if i wear heels ( and forgo easy shoes ) then i 'll need to purse a pair of nylons , because if it 's where i think it will be , the walk-up is italian rhine , and that shit tears through nylon like moths on meth ; but , if it is n't stone , then likely , it 'll be cobbled , in which case , heels are totally out and , naturally , i 'll have to wear sneakers 'cause it 's too cold for flip-flops ; and , let 's face it , it is not that kind of party .