he is a little shocked by the front page of the kirkgate examiner his new employer is perusing , not the headline declaring survey to tackle york 's poverty or the inside stories about the british army 's victory at manipur in afghanistan or the interview with mister william chipchase of bacon 's factory about making candles out of pig-fat or even the feature on board schools in york , but by the back-page spread reading oi mister turner , what you been up to ?