and everybody loses their shit and they call man overboard and the ship slows down like it hit a big wall of jello because it takes the boat more than a mile to come to a full stop from 18 knots , and people are running all over to be mustered even though we all know who it was who went over the side , and that booter is in the water , but no one can see him since hes already about 500 yards back and that water is cold as shit about 40 degrees .