table of contents introduction liz phair and the most perfect sentence by andrea uptmor from hot metal bridge eupcaccia by angie lee from witness watchers by scott cheshire from agni how to assemble a portal to another world by alanna peterson from failbetter.com seven little stories about sex by eric freeze from boston review men alone by steve almond from drunken boat for the sake of the children by sarah salway from night train semolinian equinox by svetlana lavochkina from eclectica magazine the girl in the glass by valerie oriordan from pank peacocks by l.e .