i 've been in a band , know how to ride a skateboard , been in a helicopter , won a spelling bee , survived a car accident , ran the bases at wrigley , kissed the stanley cup , threw a cup of piss at a bus driver , seen mount rushmore , tasted some great beer , driven halfway across the country , lived in seattle for seven days , smoked some hellacious herb , never had a bad trip on mushrooms , fucked some sexy ass women , been to five lollapaloozas in a row , been to vegas , saw michael jordan play live , been the star of several viral videos , dodged a bullet , was the lead in a play , touched some amazing people 's lives with great advice and emotional moments , and finally , had my one great love .