so you get to the deck office and you walk in to see the bosun napping at his desk , his big legs up on the top and one hair shin showing where his pants pulled up , and all the sudden he says what the fuck do you want and you say oh shit , bosun , you scared the crap out of me and he says i ought to , you standing there looking at me like you were measuring me for a dildo , goddamn , i got my first boner of the float , and then i see you , i was dreamin of some lbfm pussy i had in subic in 73 and he sinks back into the chair and closes his eyes and you say bosun , first lieutenant says i cant go up to iraq cause im restricted and he says i already had a talk with the skipper about it and the skipper calls up that asshole up to the bridge and says this guy pulls your drunk ass out of rota and you are shitting on him like this and the first lieutenant says guess not sir and the skipper says guess not youre right , dont be an asshole and you smile and you salute the bosun , who is some kind of officer after all , and he says get the fuck out of here , salute my ass and then he says kieffer and you say what you want bosun and he says you watch your ass up there in i-raq and you say aye aye sir and he throws his pencil at you .