you take a piss and consider a dump , and then go find a spot at the sinks and lather up and shave , and then push at your hair which is still pretty short and had a little of that atd [ 66 ] swirl left over , when you hit boot camp they shaved your head and it grew back in a big swirl that , with the big black birth control glasses that they give you , pretty much ensure you wont get laid for a long time , even a year and a three months later .