but if i were a monk i 'd be able to walk with god all day , wandering into da fadder , he 'd be wearing this li'l short bishop ' hat , black , locus classicus , with the titlike peak , and he 'd put his arm around my shoulder , and he 'd say , `` son , i can tell something 's troubling you , i know you too well not to notice , what can i do to help you ? ''