eventually , our story , which we alternated writing between the two of them , chronicling the cloisonn pinbacks of daffy duck , the hideously small territory , the foul-smelling sides of beef , the wishing well with the cute little bucket , the zwieback , the giant zone of desolation , the unhappy homeless presidents , the mincemeat homosexuals , the cold winters night , the misery goats and all communist frogs , the bravest of all rape victims , the broiling dick 's burgers , the torso of larry flynt , the whining tigers , the bed overhung with nude portraits of dolly parton , the giant trees , your ugly face , the legal smoking materials , the holocaust , the burning deck , treacherous maoris , the double handfuls of living breathing coins , the shadow of your smile , the giant fart , the abortion story seal of approval , nowhere , the battalion of wicker woven baskets thrown at you , the bleeding landscape , the math tables , the chrome dinette , the second coffee , your aging urine , the lobster claws , arlene 's left ear , the h-bomb , one of the scarlet tortoises of hell , nobody 's fool , the cracks in its shell , the starlight , us , the white manta ray , the crescent hot rolls from pittsburgh , our sleep , reality , sluggo 's house , jews , the cracks in every wall , god , the support beams , the mountains , arlene 's doubtful nature , her own eyes , her ass , her haid , her cream-filled hostess cupcakes , `` hit , '' arlene 's arm , the woods , the rescue rangers , nothing , and.doc severinson all inspired other useless , narcissistic and boring cribbage stories .