and youve only been laid twice , once in high school and you are still not really sure you got laid and then once with that crazy arts chick from the community college one night in her apartment , and you were so stoned that night you still dont remember a lot of it except that you woke up in the middle of the night in her bed and you went out to piss , and you saw that she had a whole room of pictures of abortions , of women getting abortions and of abortions and shit like that and you went back in her room and got your pants and your shirt and your socks and your shoes on like a little mouse and got the hell out of there and ended up getting a ride into town on a freaking milk truck and who knew that there were still milk trucks anyways ?