in the desk drawer , and i opened the desk drawer and found them , and pulled the keys off , bending the circle trying to get the circle to open , extending the awkwardness further hoping he would change his mind , realize his grave mistake , realize things werent so bad after all , that i would stay and stay and that only the others , without offices and without key rings with important keys on them would have to go -- an announcement , a nice email memo that said , if you have a key fob , you are fired .