first , he went up to the blackboard and wrote the particulars of his own life : his name ; his three marriages to women he called the three queens of indulgence , in years that were just a blur ; his children he called ingrate one , two and three ; his occupation he described as haberdasher to the stars , his income unseemly ; his sex life he also described as wonderfully unseemly ; his medications and vices he replied to with a capitalized yes ; he said he had sold-out , but had waited for his price .