but before you can get liberty in toulon , the whole ship has to have a uniform inspection which is the biggest pain in the ass you can imagine because it means making sure that your blues are perfect and your shoes shined and your hair cut right and you are shaved , which is the worst because you have a rough beard and started shaving at 14 and an hour after you shave it looks like you didnt and you have been taking shit for this ever since you hit boot camp .