so you are hitting toulon in two days and you hear its a pretty good port being in france and on the southern coast or the riviera , and there are nude beaches and you can run up to monte carlo and hit the casinos or down to marseilles or go to paris on the train on a ships tour all the while the planes are blasting off the carriers and out of the desert bases and just hammering the shit out of the iraqis and everyones wondering what the hell is going on because the iraq air force took off for iran and the rest of their planes are all busted up on the ground and all their radars and missiles and shit are all blasted to pieces and the us jets are just flying around and now the b-52s are staging out of louisiana and flying over to iraq and dropping a shit load of bombs and then home for dinner and you think that must be pretty weird hi honey how was your day but the us also dropped a huge bomb on some place they thought was a headquarters but was really an air raid shelter but the us said that saddam had just put an air raid shelter on top of the headquarters and you hear that 300 or so people were killed anyway .