you , who are the masterful weaver of webs more sinister than even the fiendish spider , you who has been more industrious than even i in my maximum exertions of human ambition upon the world around me , you who has had the insight to see past the abstruse paradoxes of nature , past even humankinds overblown sense of self-significance , to behold the comical impotence of our own self-awareness , you who has seen the futility of aspiring to peaceful non-involvement , you who has instead embraced the genius of calculating malice , you who proclaims himself the paragon of virtue and the infinite embodiment of the greater good , all the while glaringly redefining the premises each embodies , you , most noble and deviant destroyer : i am humbled by your mere presence .