vi metal bleachers and the dirty ground , no grass to be found ; 3-year olds with specks in their hair , grime on their nose , gross sandy toes -- not beach sand , but dirt sand , dirt on them like they have never seen dirt , never have crossed dirt , their strollers and moms are not all-terrain , but just approved shopping center sidewalk and black asphalt trained , this dirt is a foreign yet organic concept -- and their sideburned/mulletted dads , laminated numbers on their backs for the lineup card , sacrificing groins and hamstrings and tender ankles for the sake of largo coastal construction and crazy pins bowling , not sure what exchange either gets out of this except for $ 5 off a cabinet reinstallation and a free bowling shoe rental .