so you wake up from a dream where you were waterskiing and kept wiping out and then wait just a second for the two guys above you to swing out before you roll out to make sure they dont kick you in the head , and then you sit on the edge of your rack and pull your pants on , then your socks , then your boots and you stand up and turn around and flip up your mattress and grab an undershirt and a shirt out of the coffin , and then you grab your shaving kit and close the locker and lock it and go into the head where its steamy and about twenty guys are all trying to shave at six mirrors .