parables of its phallic menace abounded with stories of soured widows , indolent schoolboys and arrogant skeptics , delinquent in their kneeled payments of homage to this rapacious god , who , one day , in their most vulnerable moments , were pounced upon by the horny , granite brute and dry-humped with impunity by its rough , rocky schlong until they bled from every orifice , and until they had formed in their violent demise , a union with this holy beast , nowfor lack of a better terminviolable .