and one afternoon while your pals were mashing , doing sit-ups with their pieces in their arms because some asshole had not made his rack properly and you were in the office keeping your head down and pretending to re-do a report and your company commander had lost his voice and invited the evil bastard from the company next door over to work on them , and he came into the office and saw you there and you shrank down a little and he told you to go out into his companys compartment , and down to the smoke and coke room and to unplug the coke machine .