for example , in one short audio segment , which has been mocked in a youtube video , kealey links a certain type of sandwich offered at the tim hortons restaurant chainits ingredients being bacon , lettuce , egg and tomatoto presidential candidate mitt romney , mittens , michael jacksons glove , a forecasted flood around lake michigan , a telephone company called telus ( tell us + let us + lettuce = the lettuce is the telephone company ) , the seventeenth-century philosopher francis bacon , porky pig , nato , bagels , and the bag ladies of the universe , amongst various other concepts .