i will go down on you and suck you dry like mother teresa would the anaconda-bitten penisoid of an orphan child stranded in the deepest jungle ( dumb bitch doesnt know anacondas are non-venomous ) , if and only if you take a permanent black marker , or whip out your pocket knife , or that pair of scissors you maniacally always carry with you just in case for that one lock of hair and hopefully for that one half-inch of clit off that foxy 13-year-old thats always on the subway with you , and proceed to black out , or scratch clean , or cut off and toss away or swallow or whatever , the first line of this monologue , the one that starts in i will personally etc .