houston seemed to know this because he teased robert about being a virgin himself even though robert would describe all kinds of encounters based on his observations , but then houston would always want to know who with and if robert said he couldnt say , houston would say it was because it was no one , thats why he couldnt say , and if robert named someone hed seen , houston would laugh and say no way would that good-looking woman have let robert near her with a ten-foot pole and then houston would make a big sorry ass fool of himself laughing about the ten-foot pun hed made at roberts expense .