and you look up at the four girls in front of you , and they stand in front of you in tight shorts and tight shirts with their tits pushing out at you , and their asses and their smooth brown legs , and then the dork some how reaches out first and takes the hand of the best-looking one with long dark hair and she nods and then they walk to the stairs and go up and then its just you and mike , and mike says which one do you want and you shrug because you are really not sure what the fuck you are going to do about this and then mike says dont worry you got a rubber , right and you do and there it is in your front left pants pocket and mike says you cant catch anything if you got a rubber on .