you trade some paint for a haircut and get them to cut it really high to make sure you pass the inspection because who gives a fuck about what the french think about your hair theyll know you are a squid no matter what you do about it , and then on the morning of the inspection you put off shaving until the last second , and then pull your blouse over your perfect white t-shirt that sits in a plastic bag in your coffin locker and then carefully , carefully pull the silk scarf over your head making sure you dont mess up the knot that your company commander tied in boot camp , and you never untied since and then you grab your white hat out of another plastic bag and set it on your hair .