nathans shirt says largo coastal construction , a place hes never been , but will happily represent like hes endorsing something , a regular lebron james , a regular jeff gordon , nathan is peddling services for the right to be seen on the field , and in this exchange of endorsements , did they factor in that nathan might suck , that these players might suck , bringing undue shame to largo coastal construction , and instead of a $ 5 discount on cabinets it actually becomes an increase of $ 5 for the harm they ( nathan ) have wrought the largo coastal construction brand , for their ill-conceived slides ( mullet_gut ) for an extra base or their bumbling catches in mid-center-right field ( nathan , again ) or for their lofty swings that hit nothing but air ( coach/supposed minor league all-star with gray on his temples ) , their swings not contacting , just retracting and slumping skulk back to this ( pine/maybe oak/maybe im no arborescent professional ) lonely bench , only to be filled at 9 by wright insurance serving pinellas park since 1978 .