then i finally get the tree wedged in therepoked and bleeding , reeking of artificial pine scentin that dark closet where i wont see it for another eleven months , when i glance down and notice fake pine needles all over the cheap area rug that was made in asia by some guy named wong who has never celebrated christmas and probably never ever will and who certainly didnt have a nice christmas while he was sowing up easter bunny costumes , one of which would be used by the abysmal zany zoo travel agency of greater florence , new york .