so as i force you by the hand leading you down the sidewalk of a life that you never chose to walk with , the worst thing i can do is morph into a canine defecating deliberately at your feet ; and yet words are a form of defecation , so all i can do is just see that you are more entertained than sullied ; and thankfully , as you are reading this philosophical treatise , proving that you are rather hard up for entertainment , entertained by so little , or are an intellectual voyeur gaining pleasure from such exhibitionistsyours , your kicks , a proclivity of intellectualizing life as trudging through another mans filthy thoughts , which is as spiritual as life gets .