and the doctors would inform the men that because of the risible lack of funding and suitable conditions and equipment the doctors would be performing the operations right there on the lounge chairs and there were no ansthetics so could the men please grit their teeth which they were very wise to keep by the way so excellent choice and not bother the doctors excessively during the operation as this only made them irascible and vindictive and the men knew how doctors can be petty didnt they so it was best to leave their complaints until after and oh if they wanted anything at any time including during the operation like a drink of water or a last swing at one of the buxom nurses they should just get up from the beds or lounge chairs and tuck their innards back in if need be and do what they needed to do and get back in reasonable time no worries whatever .