`` where is ... '' `` hrrmm , '' his finger points , follow it to the kitchen and dining room , boris on his side , entrails trailing , now nice and cool on the tile floor , not sweating on the velour , like a water cooler with the electricity off , there is a knife of course next to boris , everything is the chocolate syrup color like a poor live action remake of a hitchcock movie is all i can think about , tufty black and smooth white hair , a premeditated murder of boris , probably , no one else was dead or gone , the television in still working order , his dishwasher humming , boris would need a bag , and some dirt scooped in his honor .