after that he took a bus to the airport , pretended to lose his luggage , spilled coffee on an air hostess , got into a peanut fight with a bunch of jabbering scandinavian teenagers , photographed his arse in a booth , presented the result to said air hostess by way of a gift , an apology for ruining her blouse and scalding her tits , and got his face slapped , narrowly missing arrest before dodging back onto the bus , which , by pure chance , stopped right outside the hotel in whose pacific ballroom he now stood , vanessa lost to him as he handed the barmaid a twenty pound note .