he looks longingly at the hole in the wall ( serving ridings , snecklifter and mansfield 's mild and offering curry nights on monday , acoustic nights on tuesday , steak and wine nights on wednesday and quiz nights on thursday ) but it is n't open yet , so he walks on past the minster and the statue of constantine ( ''hello , old friend '' he replies to the emperor 's subtly salacious wink ) then heads down goodramgate to boyes ' department store .