because mr. pensquod is coming along pretty well and he might want to make twenty years and how hes actually a pretty good officer considering the other dipshits that you get every year if he gets caught putting the gun belt back on you that hell get his ass handed to him and then you remember how your boot camp company commander once told a story about a guy who was in deep shit and told some wild story but stuck to it no matter how many times they asked him and got off and so you tell the xo that you went back up on the brow and got the gun belt and put it back on and then went back to the camel .