merlot 's neck craned ever so slightly to gawp sidelong at a red-hot goddess , who was effortlessly trolleying along the carpeted causeway , her bubble-butt oscillating like a newton 's cradle in a slow motion take , testing well tailored seams as it struggled madly to emancipate itself from the confines of a loin-stirring vermillion cocktail number ; it were as if two rampant koalas were mating in a silken sack as she shunted her gucci load with a well practiced catwalk gait .