i do n't think you will get home early , you have never got home early in all the time we have been married , but at least i know you 'll get this almost as soon as you get in the door , because the first thing you always do when you get home is n't to come see me and say , `` hi sweet girl i 'm home '' and give me a kiss but go to the fridge and get whatever 's left of the last nasty can of calo you put in there and feed screwlucy .