this was then repeated several times until it led onto heavy necking and tongues , which went on to lead to fondles , gropes and caresses , and as each simultaneously slid down in a graceful ( ish ) slump from the tree trunk to be buried deep within a bed of lush green grass , were various items of clothes got removed ( shredded , torn or flung passionately aside ) , sex eventually took place ( after praying to any god that he 'd not only forgive him for taking advantage of a poor lass who was clearly upset in some unknown way , but also give him the thumbs up and a load shout of `` go on my son '' as he gleefully proceeded with his unholy exploits ) .