they would all be home watching jimmy dodd and the mouseketeers on the mickey mouse club or frankie lymon singing `` i 'm not a juvenile delinquent '' on american bandstand while richie went shagging ass through ladies '' lingerie and housewares on his way to the toy department with sweat pouring down his back into the crack of his ass and his terrified balls strung up so high they felt like they might be hung over his bellybutton .