when they check you in at this hotel , one of the bellhops is obliged to bend you over and take a look up your works - but there are a lot of works , and , not to put too fine a point on it , a man who is really determined can get a fairly large item quite a ways up them - far enough to be out of sight , unless the bellhop you happen to draw is in the mood to pull on a rubber glove and go prospecting .