to the weird , the macabre , and the wonderful , that were so utterly bizarre and stupid , and could involve anything from siamese-twins born with four heads , egg laying pigs , unnaturally soft talking green tigers owned by big blonde gay blokes , to disco dancing leeks grown near the summit of snowdonia , that particularly liked dancing to rasputin by boney m. and these werent even the most bizarre ones he 'd heard rich comment on ( though he did remember that even richy had to admit that disco dancing leeks seemed highly improbable ! ) .