other violation ( s ) : misappropriation of town funds the tv : horse-fucking the glass of his lions club good citizenship award , mounted above the fireplace : cornholing your mother the kitchen door : compulsive money-chucking at lewiston raceway the door to the garage : psychotic garbage-head paranoia he gathered them up as fast as he could , eyes wide and bulging from his fleshy face , his thinning hair standing up in wild disarray .