you got in that great big house and had three drinks before dinner and then a soup course and a salad with thousand island dressing and then surf and turf for the main course and it was all served by a maid in a black uniform and carla was doing her lady-of-the-manor bit-but not being the least bit condescending-and there was a strawberry tort or blueberry buckle with whipped cream for dessert and then a couple of coffee brandies or tia maria and you just spilled your guts .