i guess it would come out something like c he bought a lot of connecticut land which is now shopping centers and snapped a lot of bras and drank a lot of wild turkey and left me a rich widow and i lived with him through the best years of my life and i 've had more fucking blackglama mink coats than i ever had orgasms , so let 's all get out of here and go to a roadhouse somewhere and dance and after a while maybe somebody will get drunk enough to forget i 've had my fucking chin tied up behind my fucking ears three fucking times , twice in fucking mexico city and once in fucking germany and snap my fucking bra . ''