the big jock would be slipping it to the head cheerleader on some deserted lovers ' lane while far away in suburbia this plain girl with no breasts and a pimple in the corner of her mouth sang : `` a thousand stars in the sky ... make me realize ... you are the one love that i 'll adore ... tell me you love me ... tell me you 're mine , all mine ... `` there were a lot more than a thousand stars in his sky tonight , but they were n't lovers ' stars .