i 've gotten men chocolates on valentine 's day ; i got three of those green milkshakes they serve at mcdonald 's around st paddy 's day for a crazy irishman named o'malley ; i even arranged for a midnight showing of deep throat and the devil in miss jones for a party of twenty men who had pooled their resources to rent the films ... although i ended up doing a week in solitary for that little escapade .