and i have to tell you , boys , that i am that dog , i am that monster , i am that post-industrial post-modern crypto-fascist politically incorrect male cocka-rocka warpig , praise jesus , and for anyone listening in i am abraham peter kurtz , usaf retired , serial number 241771699 , and i am leading this charge , i 'm the lieutenant calley in charge of this particular alice 's restaurant massacree . '