the toilet probably has n't been flushed , either , men think the urine fairy comes by around two a.m. and takes care of that , and there you are , sitting crack-deep in piss , and all at once you realize your feet 're in it , too , you 're paddling around in lemon squirt because , although guys think they 're dead-eye dick with that thing , most ca n't shoot for shit , drunk or sober they got ta wash the goddam floor all around the toilet before they can even start the main event .