no doubt my mother uses it only for the most exalted missivesadvice to bishops , replies to duchessesin which case it is most appropriate that i should purloin a sheet or two in order to send you an account of my cruel circumstances , my numerous travails since the day i was ruthlessly torn from the embrace of my most affectionate friend , and borne away to this benighted spot , this blight upon england , this horridly parry-less city of bath .