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The Lifecycle of a Project Manager:Phase I: (Idealism) Treat building software like building a bridge. Analysis --> Design --> Development --> Testing --> Implementation.Phase II: (Pragmatism) Realize that Phase I doesn't work. Try to figure out why. Decide that the weak link is Analysis, i.e. we're no good at estimating and hitting deadlines because we never have good enough specs. Devote your life to the art and science of getting the perfect spec. Implement the methodology du jour to make that happen.Phase III: (Realism) Realize that Phase II doesn't work. Decide that no existing Analysis methodology works because no one knows how to conduct analysis, no matter what the methodology. Focus on optimizing the practitioners with better education and 10,000 hours of real-world experience.Phase IV: (Enlightenment) Realize that none of the other phases works because we've been focusing on the wrong constraints all along. Instead of optimizing scope, quality, or quantity of the product, optimize the schedule. Adopt a new model: define the deadline first, then build whatever you can by that deadline. Hit your deadlines every time, not by estimating better, but by not caring how pretty your deliverable is. Eliminate the problem of estimating by making the deadline a constant. Eliminate the problem of analysis by replacing it with prototyping and revising. And eliminate the problem of blueprints by adopting a strategy of inventing, not engineering.