Did this Tor developer become a victim of NSA's laptop interception program?
HEY, KIDS!  Do YOU know what time it is?![wild audience applause]THAT'S RIGHT, it's time for WHICH IS MORE LIKELY?![intro music]Today on Which is More Likely?, we're looking at a replacement Lenovo Thinkpad keyboard that was shipped to Alexandria, Virginia, instead of Seattle, Washington.  What a blunder!  [slide whistle sound effect]Now put your thinking caps on and ponder, WHICH IS MORE LIKELY?!• The largest intelligence agency on the planet, recently outed by Snowden's leaked documents for operating a multi-decade worldwide dragnet that secretly gathered communications on hundreds of millions of people, was too incompetent to have the US Postal Service display tracking information that hides the fact they're modifying a laptop keyboard in order to somehow spy on a Tor developer.ORRRRRRRRRR!• The third-party seller who uses Amazon to accept orders screwed up and gave Amazon the wrong tracking number.That's all we have time for on today's episode of Which is More Likely?  Don't change the channel!  Up next is a BRAND NEW episode of Godwin's Law and Order!  Good night from Hollywood![outro music]