The pervert's guide to computer programming languages (2017) [video]
From the video...Psychopath Languages: Javascript, PHP, VBA, and SQLMasochist Languages: C, Assembly, Ada, Brainfuck, and FactorSadist Languages: Perl, Clojure, Erlang, and RegexFetishistic Languages: Erlang, Smalltalk, Elixir, and FactorObsessional Languages: Java, C++, Haskell, Scala, GoHysterical Languages: Python, Ruby, C#, Prolog, Elixir, and MatlibDepression Languages: COBOLMelancholy Languages: Lisp, Scheme, Smalltalk