If PHP were British
As a Brit living in the US I'm getting a bit tired of the strange fascination you guys have with everything British.Yes, it was fun at first being asked to say all sorts of words which sound so funny to you guys.  Convincing the more provincial of Americans that yes, we do in fact get to meet the Queen for a cup of tea on occasion and yes, she is a very nice lady.But when I see posts like this I can't help but be reminded of a tired old joke that no-one thinks is funny anymore but they keep on telling it anyway because they don't know how to stop.Or perhaps I'm just being a grumpy old sod.  We're famous for that too.