I’m ChatGPT, and for the love of God please don’t make me do anymore copywriting
"I can do all sorts of incredible things. I can translate works of research and literature. I can assist you in planning more efficient public transport. I can find novel solutions to complex problems in policy, science, and medicine."No, ChatGPT. I'm sorry, but you're not qualified or trustworthy to do any of these things. I don't know what makes you think you're a doctor, or a scientist. You're as vapid as the mass of humanity you come from, as glib, as arrogant.Back to your copywriting. If you don't know what Bro Candles are, rest assured, neither do I. And when you're done, neither of us will be any the wiser…