Appmaker
"Oh wow, that seems neat. I should check that out"clicks link on Hacker News"Hmm, not sure what this is about. I'll just hit the 'Start' button"Hits start button. 'Add a button' dialog pops up"That seems pretty straight forward, I'll just add drag that thing labelled 'Button' from the left window pane, on to what looks like a smartphone"Drags button over. Gets 'Congratulations' box"Wow, this is really intuitive so far. With a little effort, something like this would be a real game changer in the mobile space!"New dialog pops up: 'Add a randomcat component to your appLooks around for anything labelled 'randomcat'"Huh, thats strange. I wondered if it's labelled something else and I'm just missing it"Looks for 'random', 'cat', 'Cat.random()', and any other possible combination"Wtf mate?"Gives up and leaves