Why does Haskell, in your opinion, suck?
Haven't seen it listed neither here nor there, so not sure if I'm the only one, but: for me, the first and currently blocking obstacle is of "graphical" syntax. I'm of the kind of people who hear the words they read as a voice in their head, so when every line is interspersed with multiple "random"  >>= -,-'-- and whatnot other ascii-art I can't verbalise, I distictly feel my brain stumble, mumble, and grind to a halt and sad emptiness. And I don't even know how to google any one of them. Don't know how to solve this for myself. I've once found a list of suggested names for some common ones, but - I don't like having to learn all that by heart before I even start with the language; and also I feel pretty certain those are not all, and many libraries seem to like to invent their own new ones, so back to square one.That's I believe the main reason I find SML more attractive: it seems to use operators to a much, much lesser extent, apparently preferring alphanumeric function names in the core, and in 3rdparty libraries too.