Fantasy meets reality
I worked in a modern art museum as security.  I had someone ask me is it was art or a bench. "Just a bench".  There were some random wood art in the floor of that room.In one exhibit there was an art teeter-totter, that had a prominent sign on a post not to sit.  This sign was noticed by the woman who placed her toddler on one side before I interjected with an "excuse me".  She turned beet red.  We all want to...That job was boring but had its moments.