Io.js and Node.js reconciliation proposal
Oh man I love it! There's no way Joyent is going to say yes to this, and the best part is that these are absolutely reasonable, sensible proposals. I grok that io.js core devs are totally serious about merging back into Node, but there's no way Joyent is going to go for this. I expect at best a counter-proposal (that may not even be public) that doesn't do these points justice. The ball is absolutely in Joyent's court, and whatever happens next will be at least entertaining.