We Will Do Anything to Get You to Work for Us Except Pay You Enough [McSweeneys]
Just rolled through McDonald's and every lane has huge signs saying they'll pay for your college and training and sign-on bonus and....I want money to purchase housing, land, and food.  Just give me the money.  There's only 4 people in that building serving 100+ people an hour - how does it not make sense to just pay them 20$ an hour?