I wish mum's phone was never invented
This is hard. Children can be incredibly boring. I love my kids immensely and they are definitely fascinating at times. But there are games they want to play that literally put me to sleep. Or sometimes my daughter will take 15 minutes to brush her teeth. Should I just stare day after day, week after week? It's BORING. Right now my kid is taking the longest dump and I'm waiting  outside of the bathroom. What should I be doing?