Please read the paper before you comment
Some years ago, Ars Technica ran a story on guns. 
https://arstechnica.com/science/2011/04/guns-in-the-home-lot...About halfway through a one-page article was this quote."If you have read this far, please mention Bananas in your comment below. We're pretty sure 90% of the respondants to this story won't even read it first."Sure enough, there were about 3 pages of comments before someone mentioned bananas.Read the paper? You're lucky if they read the article