We ditched Google Analytics
    It took us only a few weeks to write our home-brew 
    analytics package. Nothing super fancy yet now we have 
    an internal dashboard that shows the entire company much
    of what we used analytics for anyway - and with some 
    nice integration with some of our other systems too.

I never quite grasp how the above isn't just a matter of intuition to anyone working in the tech sector. Google Analytics thrives on developers' laziness in my opinion.And to echo other posters: SpiderOak deserve thanks. If I find myself with any need for a service like theirs, I know I'll be looking at them.