Terms of Service; Didn’t Read
If a website knows I didn't really read a contract, can they claim I am bound by it?I like to hope that the time-spent-reading is logged somewhere.  Should it come up in court, Website.com would be required to disclose their logs which would show that I spent all of 1.35s reading their terms and conditions, most of which was spent scrolling.Another puerile hack of mine is to sign a document with the name "I do not agree" and then press accept, and see if they agreed to let me use the service anyway.