Art of writing unmaintainable code.
"Randomly capitalize the first letter of a syllable in the middle of a word. For example ComputeRasterHistoGram()."I do this by accident all the time.And this is the funniest thing I've read on the internet all year:"Make sure that every method does a little bit more (or less) than its name suggests. As a simple example, a method named isValid(x) should as a side effect convert x to binary and store the result in a database."