-2000 Lines of Code
I had a job interview once where the HR rep asked me how many lines of code I wrote a week.  I responded, "On a really good week -1000, I don't remember the exact figure."  She was extremely confused by this answer and wanted me to give her a number.  So she said, "I'll just put down 10,000."This is also the interview where they refused to continue unless I told them how much money I made (which I don't do anymore).  The justification they told me was that they weren't going to give me a 20K raise if I wasn't making that much right now.  I didn't point out that they aren't giving me a raise, they are paying me market value based on what the position is worth (to oversimplify it).I was offered the job but decided not to take it because that plus the technical interview made me wary.