Programming Paradigms for Dummies: What Every Programmer Should Know (2009) [pdf]
As the author, I must say I really enjoyed your detailed comments and Biblical exegesis on my paper.  FYI, your guess on the big OOP failure is correct.  Also, the Baskin Robbins footnote is a joke between myself and a physicist friend.  The paper is a chapter in a book on computer music published by IRCAM that is worth reading too.  Keep up the good work!