Stop Asking Me to “Sign Up” (2014)
Not to mention that “sign up” conjures up images of signing your name on something, entering in to some kind of contract.  What am I signing up for?  What are my obligations?  Do I need a lawyer present?  Maybe safer to just close the window..  I know that’s not the intent, but that’s the mental image.  Signing up means joining the army to me.