NPM and Left-Pad: Have We Forgotten How to Program?
Holy moly-- is-positive-integer/index.js:  var passAll = require('101/pass-all')
  var isPositive = require('is-positive')
  var isInteger = require('is-integer')

  module.exports = passAll(isPositive, isInteger)

I retract my previous statements that Javascript programmers are going down the same enterprise-y mess that Java programmers went down a decade ago.They've already taken it to an entirely different level of insanity.