A passenger train was creeping along painfully slowly when finally it creaked to a complete halt.
"Cow on the track!" replied the conductor.
Ten minutes later, the train resumed its slow pace, but within five minutes, it stopped again.
"What happened? Did we catch up with the cow again?
A honeymoon couple is in the Watergate Hotel.
He looks behind the drapes, behind the pictures, under the rug . . . "AHA!" he shouts!
Sure enough, under the rug was a small disc shaped plate, with four screws. He gets his Swiss army knife, unscrews the screws, throws them and the plate out the window.
I taped the offending hair to the paper and mailed it.
With finding the first gray hair.
Members of the Methodist women's church circle in one Wisconsin town some years ago were disturbed because a widowed church member and her three small daughters were staying away from services. Finding the reason to be a lack of suitable clothes, the ladies' group corrected the situation in a generous manner.
When the little girls still failed to appear at Sunday school, some of the ladies called to inquire about their absence.