I'm not here to laugh at real anxiety, because I suffer from it. But let's be honest and say that I am not the best at judging fears and every now and then you have to take a step back and actually realize what it is that scares you and go, "really?".
Just kidding. What's "too much cheese"?
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You know I'm irrationally afraid of being sick (at all, in any way) and then, ironically, I'm afraid of doctors.
Also, to add on the fear of hair dye– I have a fear of using shampoo that someone let me borrow or was put in a shower for guests to use, and it being filled with Nair or something of the like as a cruel joke, and me coming out of the shower, drying my hair and pulling out huge chunks, leaving me with bald patches all over my head.
I have an irrational fear of people turning down the car radio all ninja-fast and I'm singing the wrong lyrics. At the same time. That or getting a haircut and saying "Just like, the smallest fraction possible. I mean, I don't even want it to look I even HAD a haircut, really." And then I end up with a bob or really bad bangs.
I totally worry about the Truman Show thing. Like, right now I'm wondering if you including that in your list was somehow a coded hint to me to help me figure it out and escape the hermetically sealed dome I've lived my whole life in observation until now!!!!
Clowns. Anything or anybody in a mascot suit. That holds true for me, a little more heavily than i like to admit. Christmas time is the worst when there are Santas everywhere.
Similar to the Truman show, i'm actually scared about there being hidden video cameras in every hotel room i check-in in and every changing room, planted there by perverts and peeping toms.
GIRL. i totally get the mascot thing. you're not alone.
Mascots and clowns. THEY COULD BE ANYONE. DONT LET THEM TOUCH YOUR CHILDREN.