Yesterday afternoon's news that Charlie Sheen was fired overshadowed the far more immediately consequential news that TeamSheen—or, as The New York Times called it, a "coterie of enablers"—is currently accepting internship application for summer 2011. According to the job description, "The #TigerBloodIntern is expected to be proactive, monitor the day-to-day activities on the major social media platforms, prepare for exciting online projects and increase Charlie's base of followers." In fun twist, the #TigerBloodIntern is itself a social-media project: Internships.com paid Sheen to embark upon this hiring process. Actually, we realized this only after applying, but we'll never, ever, ever make a mistake like that again if hired.
What we anticipate winning is unrelating updates from our accidental new business associate, Internships.com.