Only 2 more days left till Valentine's Day, the day we're supposed to be all romantic and give each other roses and have candlelit dinners and stuff. You could do all that or you could mix it up a bit and send your beloved a rude poem. Roses are red poems have been around for ages and they're a tired cliché, but I have found some remixes that traditional romantics would not approve of. Scroll down to enjoy some rather inappropriate poetry!
Why don't you dial it?
Turned out to be glue!
but tonight you'll get two.
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