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NERDS NOT ALLOWED–ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!
The truck driver asks him why he did that. The bartender said not to worry, the nerds are over-populating the Silicon Valley, and are in season now. You dont even need a license, he said.
He jumps out and sees a crowd already forming, grabbing up the computers. They are all engineers, accountants and programmers wearing the nerdiest clothes he has ever seen. He cant let them steal his whole load. So remembering what happened in the bar, he pulls out his gun and starts blasting away, felling several of them instantly.
The truck driver said, Whats wrong? I thought nerds were in season.
Well, sure. said the patrolman, But you cant bait em.