Police Academy 5: Assignment: Miami Beach Preview
Having jacked in to hack jack port, Patrick swims through cyberspace like a beautiful otter. "Have you done this before?" asks Kyle, struggling to figure out the physics of this strange new world. "Yeah," starts Patrick, remembering back to Rich and Po3: Dark Web 3D, "kinda… when Jamie and I were Rich and Poe," he continues but stops and shrugs. It's all pretty confusing at this point. Their task, on the other hand, should be pretty simple, just find the trash folder (probably) and hack the planet and get Kyle's website approved as an official reviewer. But as they look around they suddenly hear a booming voice, "Bad Movie Twin, where is your stupider half? Or are you the stupid one, I always forget." A bead of sweat forms on Patrick's forehead. I can't be. "What is it?" asks Kyle, eyes wide. "Gruber," Patrick says in a whisper as Gruber's laughter begins to echo through cyberspace. Patrick clenches his eyes closed. "It can't be. He's not real. He was never real." He lets out a bellow and when he opens his eyes he finds himself in a police station. On his chest is a name tag, "Rich." Kyle is pale with fear and jumps when a man angrily screams for Rich and Gruber to get the hell in his office. Kyle holds up his own name tag, "Gruber," and Patrick's mouth runs dry. "It's just a simulation, playing on my fears" he reassures Kyle (but mostly himself), "we just have to break the mainframe and everything will be OK." When they get to his office, the Captain throws a couple of pieces of paper at them. Airline tickets… to Party Town, USA? The captain scowls, "The city's under siege… and the Vice President has been taken hostage." That's right! We are doing double duty this week by watching not one, but three Police Academy films! We are officially finishing the series with Police Academy's 5, 6, and 7, all three of which got a BOMB rating from Leonard and the last of which (Mission to Moscow) failed to make it to a wide theatrical release. It is perfection for the Bring a Friend entry in the cycle. Let's go!
Police Academy 5: Assignment: Miami Beach (1988) – BMeTric: 72.5; Notability: 38
StreetCreditReport.com – BMeTric: top 0.8%; Notability: top 6.4%; Rotten Tomatoes: top 0.0%; Higher BMeT: Mac and Me, Caddyshack II; Higher Notability: Action Jackson, Sunset, High Spirits, Big Top Pee-wee, Caddyshack II, My Stepmother Is an Alien, Moving, Cocoon: The Return, The Couch Trip, Vibes, License to Drive, Arthur 2: On the Rocks, Hot to Trot, Cocktail, Mac and Me, The Seventh Sign; Notes: The cred on these films are off the hook and only get better and better as the series goes along. We've seen the top three BMeTric for 1988. BMeTrics of 70+ are incredibly rare. There are only 184 out of over 2000 qualified films, so less than 10%. Amazingly we've seen around 65% of those so far. We legitimately could finish those off in like five years, twelve a year (two a cycle) … easy.
Leonard Maltin – BOMB – Gaynes is in Miami to receive an award before his mandatory retirement; arch-rival Bailey comes along to gum up the works. Fourth attempt to improve on imperfection is no charm; what can you say about a sequel that Steve Guttenberg won't even appear in.
(Hey hey hey … Guttenberg for some reason claims he regrets that. I don't really see why. Also two semi-colons? You know me well Leonard.)
Trailer – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKEspwO4vHA/
(Wow, this is quite the 80s comedy spot. Wow they put the fart joke directly into the trailer … I guess you have the lead with your funniest joke (ba-dum-ch). The trailer is just "these zany character you love are doing all the same things you love but in Miami." I mean … fair.)
Directors – Alan Myerson – (Known For: Private Lessons; Steelyard Blues; BMT: Police Academy 5: Assignment: Miami Beach; Notes: Scottish. Was a huuuuuge television director throughout the 90s. Ended up getting nominated for an Emmy for directing the Larry Sanders Show.)
Writers – Neal Israel – (Known For: Real Genius; Bachelor Party; Police Academy 3: Back in Training; Police Academy: Mission to Moscow; Moving Violations; Americathon; Tunnel Vision; Future BMT: Look Who's Talking Too; BMT: Police Academy; Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol; Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment; Police Academy 5: Assignment: Miami Beach; Police Academy 6: City Under Siege; Notes: Just has a character credit here. Was a big director as well, directing such classics as Surf Ninjas.)
Pat Proft – (Known For: Real Genius; The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!; Hot Shots!; Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult; Bachelor Party; Hot Shots! Part Deux; Police Academy 3: Back in Training; The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear; Police Academy: Mission to Moscow; Moving Violations; Brain Donors; Lucky Stiff; Future BMT: Scary Movie 3; Scary Movie 4; Wrongfully Accused; Mr. Magoo; High School High; BMT: Police Academy; Scary Movie 5; Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol; Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment; Police Academy 5: Assignment: Miami Beach; Police Academy 6: City Under Siege; Notes: Was nominated for an Emmy for the variety special Van Dyke and Company. He worked a ton with the Scary Movie guys (including the last three movies in that series).)
Stephen Curwick – (BMT: Police Academy 5: Assignment: Miami Beach; Police Academy 6: City Under Siege; Notes: Claims that he wrote a video game called Bad TV in the 2010s, but it is hard to search for due to the name.)
David Sheffield and Barry W. Blaustein – (Known For: Coming 2 America; Coming to America; Police Academy 3: Back in Training; The Nutty Professor; Boomerang; Future BMT: Nutty Professor II: The Klumps; The Honeymooners; BMT: Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol; Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment; Police Academy 5: Assignment: Miami Beach; Notes: Only wrote the second. I guess the series is interesting since they added characters throughout and so a ton of people get "character" credits.)
Gene Quintano – (Known For: Police Academy 3: Back in Training; Sudden Death; Allan Quatermain and the Lost City of Gold; Making the Grade; Funky Monkey; Comin' at Ya!; El tesoro de las cuatro coronas; Future BMT: Loaded Weapon 1; King Solomon's Mines; Operation Dumbo Drop; BMT: Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol; Police Academy 5: Assignment: Miami Beach; The Musketeer; Notes: Here's the main guy for the third and fourth films. He directed Loaded Weapon 1.)
Actors – Bubba Smith – (Known For: Police Academy 3: Back in Training; Gremlins 2: The New Batch; Black Moon Rising; The Silence of the Hams; The Naked Truth; Full Clip; Down 'n Dirty; The Wild Pair; Future BMT: Stroker Ace; BMT: Police Academy; Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol; Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment; Police Academy 5: Assignment: Miami Beach; Police Academy 6: City Under Siege; Notes: Played in the NFL prior to his acting career. He believed that Superbowl III was rigged.)
David Graf – (Known For: The Brady Bunch Movie; Police Academy 3: Back in Training; Police Academy: Mission to Moscow; Guarding Tess; Irreconcilable Differences; Fist of Legend; Citizen Ruth; Georgia's Friends; Suture; Love at Stake; The Enforcer; American Kickboxer 2; Future BMT: Rules of Engagement; BMT: Police Academy; Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol; Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment; Police Academy 5: Assignment: Miami Beach; Police Academy 6: City Under Siege; Notes: In interviews he talked about how he was struggling financially when he got the part in the first film, and so he never refused to appear in any of the subsequent films.)
Michael Winslow – (Known For: Spaceballs; Gremlins; Police Academy 3: Back in Training; Police Academy: Mission to Moscow; Nice Dreams; Cheech and Chong's Next Movie; Grandview, U.S.A.; The Great Buck Howard; Killing Hasselhoff; Starchaser: The Legend of Orin; Tag: The Assassination Game; Alphabet City; Think Big; The Trumpet of the Swan; Lovelines; Gingerclown; Robodoc; Far Out Man; Going Under; Lenny the Wonder Dog; BMT: Police Academy; Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol; Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment; Police Academy 5: Assignment: Miami Beach; Police Academy 6: City Under Siege; Notes: Still performs standup and has a multitude of apps which emit Winslow-produced sound effects.)
Budget/Gross – $14 million / Domestic: $19,510,371 (Worldwide: $19,510,371)
(This isn't so bad. I could definitely see why they thought they just needed to being it back to "nameless city" and allow the gang to hit the streetz again to get the money rolling in … they were wrong, but I could see why they may have thought that.)
Rotten Tomatoes – 0% (0/8)
(Consensus time: The usual, except now it reeks of desperation, resorting to fart jokes with a neon-pink Miami background.)
Reviewer Highlight: Miami field trip only brings a pastel backdrop to the insipid infighting of the boobs in blue. – Variety Staff
Poster – Cop School: Destination: Tokyo
(Still got it, baby! This style of poster never really went out of style. Look at the details. It's really a work of art. Makes me want to find out who drew it. In some respects it doesn't totally work as a poster (color scheme, all the white space), but it's hard for me not to like it. B.)
Tagline(s) – Hold everything! The cadets are dropping in on Miami Beach for an all new adventure. (F)
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Keyword(s) – police-academy
Top 10: The Departed (2006), 21 Jump Street (2012), Police Academy (1984), The Snowman (2017), CHIPS (2017), Judge Dredd (1995), Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol (1987), Ride Along (2014), Police Academy 3: Back in Training (1986), Empire State (2013)
Future BMT: 45.1 National Security (2003), 27.0 Kuffs (1992)
BMT: Police Academy (1984), The Snowman (2017), CHIPS (2017), Judge Dredd (1995), Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol (1987), Ride Along (2014), Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment (1985), Police Academy 5: Assignment: Miami Beach (1988), Police Academy 6: City Under Siege (1989)
Matches: Police Academy (1984), Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol (1987), Police Academy 3: Back in Training (1986), Police Academy 5: Assignment: Miami Beach (1988), Police Academy: Mission to Moscow (1994)
(I've changed this plot up, and I think it is a lot cooler. The y-axis is the total notability for each year. Blue is all films, green is wide release films, red is qualifying films (with the filled in portion being films we've seen), and gold is the amount being filled in by the film this week (in this case both BMT films this week). "Matches" at the bottom are films with the keyword in the IMDb plotline, so it isn't a surprise that we've now seen all "police academy" films. Fun that we've seen another legit film in CHIPS.)
Welcome to Earf (HoE Number 18) – The shortest path through The Movie Database cast lists using only BMT films is: Bubba Smith is No. 1 billed in Police Academy 5: Assignment: Miami Beach and No. 2 billed in Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol, which also stars Sharon Stone (No. 4 billed) who is in The Specialist (No. 2 billed) which also stars Sylvester Stallone (No. 1 billed) who is in The Expendables 3 (No. 1 billed) which also stars Jason Statham (No. 2 billed) who is in In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (No. 1 billed) which also stars Leelee Sobieski (No. 3 billed) who is in Here on Earth (No. 1 billed) => (1 + 2) + (4 + 2) + (1 + 1) + (2 + 1) + (3 + 1) = 18. If we were to watch Surrender we can get the HoE Number down to 15.
Notes – Steve Guttenberg turned down the lead role and gave a firm "no" to any other Police Academy sequels that might turn up (and they did). He turned them all down. Two decades later, he expressed in an interview that he regretted turning down the chance to star in the later sequels, and was among the main people trying to make another Police Academy movie.
When Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol (1987) was released, acerbic critic Rex Reed swore, "If they make another Police Academy movie, I'll leave the business." At the time, Paul Maslansky said, "Reed's one of the reasons I'm making Police Academy 5. I expect him to be a man of his word." To Maslansky's disappointment, Reed was not.
Regarding his experience working on this film, Rene Auberjonois (Tony) stated, "Why I choose to do things is a mystery to me sometimes. I've done things that, on the face of it, you think, 'why would anybody do Police Academy 5?' I had to look at the role, and see if there's a reason to do it. I did it because it was an opportunity to play a character that nobody else was ever going to let me play. I had a great time doing it, don't regret it for a moment, and I'd do it again in a minute."
Had Steve Guttenberg agreed to appear in the movie, his character Mahoney was to be promoted to Lieutenant at the end of the film. (Instead it was Hightower)
Bobcat Goldthwait did not reprise his role of Zed due to not being able to come to a financial agreement with the producers. Because of this, the filmmakers believed that there was no point in bringing back Sweetchuck without Zed, and so Tim Kazurinsky ended up not being involved either. Bobcat later said that he skipped this sequel because the script lost focus and his character "would never talk like that."
The movie's script and some promotional materials list Tony's full name as Tony Stark. The surname was edited out of the film after Warner Brothers discovered that "Tony Stark" was a registered trademark owned by Marvel, for use in their Iron Man comics.
The book that Captain Harris is seen holding whilst "congratulating" Commandant Lassard on his mandatory retirement is a hardback copy of "3 Cheers for Me", the first novel in the Bandy Papers series written by Donald Jack.
Janet Jones (Officer Kate) wed hockey player Wayne Gretzky four months after this movie's release.
Michael Winslow (Jones), David Graf (Tackleberry), and George Gaynes (Commandant Lassard) are the only actors who appeared in all seven Police Academy movies. Winslow also had a regular role on Police Academy: The Series (1997).
Matt McCoy's character of Commandant Eric Lassard's nephew, Nick, marks the fourth member of the Lassard family to be in a Police Academy movie. Previously, we've seen Lassard's wife in Police Academy (1984) and Lassard's brother, Captain Pete Lassard in Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment (1985).
Early drafts featured a canine character called Clancy, a Miami police dog.
At one point, David Spade's Kyle Rumford character from Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol (1987) was being considered as a possible replacement for the departing Steve Guttenberg.
Author PatrickPosted on August 31, 2021 Categories Bring a Friend, PreviewTags 0% on rottentomatoes, 50+ BMeTric, Athlete Actor, bmt 2021, BOMB, bonus, cycle: BOMBs, police, sequel, Writer-Director
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