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Dude: bro...you want some sooooooosh?Bro: um yah dude, sushi sounds lit. But we have like tres hours to kill before we gotta be gettin super littttttt. Dude: I know bro, we gots time to kill!Bro: dude, also, I'm like straight up over gettin that good service. I want BAAAAD service, dude. Dude: bro, I gotchu. If you just had that conversation, then Sushi Confidential is absolutely the spot for you. Let me make this clear, my review is about the service since (spoiler alert) we never actually got our order. We get seated by actually a super nice guy who helped out our group of 5. We were then greeted by a young woman who wasn't actually a waitress, but was filling in. Homegirl didn't know much. My friend asked about a certain beer on tap, and instead of asking the bar what it was, she just says "ummm yeah I think we're sold out." We place our order.After a bit our actual waitress comes up. Sandy M. Ohhhh Sandy M. She asks if we've ordered. Hmm...not a good sign. We say yes. My buddy asks her about the beer again and she says "ummm...idk it's something that sounds Hawaiian?"Eventually the beer he ordered comes out along with some sweet potato fries we'd ordered. They were lukewarm. So we wait for our meal. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. We see Sandy M again and ask how long the food might take? She says "as you were told, we're a bit backed up." (Nope...never told that). "as you can tell we're very busy." (Honestly...didn't look super busy for DTSJ on a Friday night.)So we ask again...cool...buuut about how long? To which Sandy M responds "don't worry, that table next to you was here first and they haven't even been served." (Ummmm great?) "If you want you can cancel your order." (Tf?? How is that your response??) We continue, ok...we may have to...but how long will it be? If it's not long we'll wait. Sandy M then says, without actually going to the kitchen to ask, "about an hour?" (AN HOUR?? It's been 50 minutes!) so we say, yes. Yes we absolutely want to cancel our order. She rudely walks away dropping the carafe of water she was holding from about 3 inches down onto the table and it nearly spills everywhere. She returns, throws the receipt on the table. My friend tries to ask her something and she just walks away not acknowledging her. So, here are my takeaways. 1. I'm a criminal defense lawyer and somehow Sandy M is still the worst person I've ever met. 2. Sushi Confidential is meant for bros who just want to pound Saki Bombs and not actually eat. 3. Never go to Sushi Confidential. Ever. Just don't.
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