human
I like this place, but I don't think it's a good thing that I do. Every time I eat here I can feel myself working towards that heart attack I so desperately want. The shape of their burgers is a bit unique, but that isn't important. If I have one complaint about this place, it's how greasy the food is. When you finish eating your meal and you look down at your hand and wonder if it's raining outside and if there is a leak in the roof. This is a problem. The grease is warm so you don't even notice it until it's halfway to your elbow.

List of things for you to do:
1. Come here
2. Eat a giant burger and some garlic fries 
3. Attempt to drive your car home (assuming it can carry the new load)
4. Shower the four pounds of grease off of yourself
5. Take a four-day nap/food coma 
6. Wake up and destroy your bathroom 

After completing the list, you have successfully eaten at Kirk's Steakburgers.
gpt
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