thera, the motley hullabaloo
You are a WITCH who lives in the shadows. You collect things, all things — pinecones and pigeon eggs, pickled pigs' feet and poison sumac. Your magic spawns from laughing at your own jokes. You know what it means to be stung, scabbed, or swatted, to rise from the throes of death to dance. GET SEA SALT IN YOUR HAIR!