Years afterwards, all water under the bridge, during a truth-or-dare session at Charon's, I was asked whether I ever had a love so platonic or not. The aforementioned siren of Magna had actually turned out to be an adorable red-head named Sonic and a very close friend of ours. She was also present at the time and my imprudence I failed to assume as straightforwardness made me spill this story... All I can say is, I prefer some of my friends sober.