... and being the best friends Goddess and I were, we told everyone that we were taking him home and would be back shortly. We literally carried him along all the way and once we were in his house, I took him to the bathroom, helped him wash his face and took him back to the bedroom. He sat on the bed chuckling all the way which was getting irritating by each second but I tried not to mind it as I undressed him down to his boxers and carefully helped him lay on his bed. Exhausted, I asked, "Better now?"