A dead-black jacket of some synthetic material reminiscent of kevlar: high collar, long sleeved, and designed -- obviously -- for the female form. The logo, stencilled across the back, is a yellow and black 'electric hazard' symbol: paired with the slogan: "NO CONTACT". The collar, however, is broad enough to reveal the sailor's blouse beneath, along with the red necktie tied in an elaborate bow. His skirt is just shy of knee-length, checkered green and black plaid, and -- despite the knee-socks -- neatly reveals the fact that he has failed to shave for this role. The patent leather mary jane shoes almost top it all off.