I mean here I am drowned in self-pity and stuck in a situation beyond me, desperately in need of a close friend who, just in case you need an explanation as to why you are here at this particular moment, is you and you are telling me to cool off! Ever thought of writing an advice column?" Her voice echoed off slowly in the currently solitary beach whose hidden corners were soon to be occupied by girls whispering "Don't..." and guys inherently taking this opposition as an erection signal.