Such questions steal thousands of seconds from life. Like calling someone, your name and number flashing on their mobiles' screen then going, "Hi this is Aura" or opening the door of your house with your key, hands filled with grocery luggage, trying to hold balance as your housemate calls out, "Is that you?". No further sarcasm is necessary but the one that went to Gambit, "Not really. Daily packing exercise. Burns 320 calories."