There was only one obvious conclusion to reach from this mountain of evidence: our family was too strange and weird for even Santa Claus to come visit, and my poor parents were trying to protect us from the embarrassment, this humiliation of rejection by Santa, who was jolly -- but let's face it, he was also very judgmental.
이런 정보를 모두 종합해서 볼 때 결론은 단 한 가지 밖엔 없죠: 우리 가족은 너무 이상해서 산타 할아버지마저도 방문하고 싶지 않을 거란 것이었어요. 그리고 불쌍한 우리 부모님도 저희를 보호하고 싶으셨겠죠, 항상 좋으신 산타 할아버지에게까지 굴욕을 당하니까요. 하지만, 잘 보면, 산타 할아버지도 진짜 비판적이었던 거 같아요.