Just in case, I don't want to leave the men out -- I am one, after all -- I have really bad news for all of you in this room, and for everyone listening and watching elsewhere: You all have a universally fatal condition.
为了以防万一， 我不想把男人置身事外 -- 毕竟我也是其中一份子 -- 对于在座的给位以及正在收听和 收看的观众， 我有很坏的消息： 你们都有 一个普遍的致命病症。