♫ My life was tragic and sad. ♫ ♫ I was the archetypal loser. ♫ ♫ I was a pageant gone bad. ♫ ♫ And then there was you -- on time, and wagging your tail ♫ ♫ in the cutest mime that you was in jail. ♫ ♫ I said, "Woof, be mine!" and you gave a wail and then ♫ ♫ I was no longer alone. ♫ ♫ And I was no more a boozer. ♫
♫我的生命悲惨而哀伤，♫ ♫我是个典型的失败者♫ ♫像个搞砸了的演出，♫ ♫然后你，及时出现，摇摇你的尾巴♫ ♫在笼子里可爱地表演着杂耍。♫ ♫我说“汪汪，跟我来！”你呜咽了一声，然后♫ ♫往后的日子我不再孤单♫ ♫我不再嗜酒成性♫