Because the joke in this is that this person is not a tyrant, this person is so loving and so sweet that he lets me dress him up and post pictures of him to my blog.  And if he knew I was showing this right now -- I put this in today -- he would kill me.
Pentru ca gluma e ca acest om nu este un tiran: este asa de iubitor si dragut ca ma lasa sa-l imbrac si sa postez poze cu el pe blog. Si --  -- si daca ar fi stiut ca voi arata asta acum, am pus asta azi, m-ar omori.