I studied cooking in school for four years, and in that experience, which was called "domestic science," it was a bit of a cheap trick for me to try and get a science qualification.  Actually, I put marijuana in everything I cooked --  And I had access to all the best girls. It was fabulous.
Am studiat arta culinara in scoala timp de patru ani si, in acea experienta, care se numea stiinta domestica, un truc ieftin pentru  De fapt, puneam marijuana in tot ce gateam --  -- si aveam acces la cele mai bune fete. Era fabulos.