He would definitely say, "God came down from heaven, and he said unto the cow, 'Thou shalt cross the road.' And cow crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing as a holy cow."
Hij zou zeker zeggen: "God daalde neer uit de hemel, en hij zei tot de koe: 'Gij zult de weg oversteken.' En de koe stak over, en er was grote vreugde over de heilige koe."