So if somebody sends me a fan letter, I'll say, "Thanks for that." [Thank you so much for taking the time to write ...]   And conversely, if somebody sends me hate mail -- which happens daily -- I say, "Piss off."  [I admire your frankness ...]   So that's my dirty little secret. Don't tell anyone.
Op fanmail antwoord ik: "Bedankt."     Andersom: als iemand me haatmail stuurt -- dat gebeurt elke dag -- zeg ik: "Donder op".     Dat is mijn geheimpje. Niemand vertellen.