I'm not going to ask if you had a shower, because I'm too polite. That's it.  All right, I think it's fair to say most people here could have had a shower this morning.
Ik ga jullie niet vragen of je hebt gedoucht, omdat ik te beleefd ben.  Oké. Goed. Je kan gerust stellen dat de meeste mensen hier vanochtend hadden kunnen douchen.