He would definitely say, "God came down from heaven, and he said unto the cow, 'Thou shalt cross the road.' And cow crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing as a holy cow."
間違いなく こう言うでしょう 「神が天から降りて その牛にこう告げた 汝は道を渡るがよい― すると 牛は道路を渡り holy cow  と 歓びに満ち溢れた」