"Hold his front paws, squeeze his front paws, stamp on his hind feet, squirt him in the face with lemon juice, hit him on the head with a rolled-up newspaper, knee him in the chest, flip him over backwards."
「前足を掴む、前足を強く握る、 後ろ足を踏む、顔にレモン汁を吹きかける、 新聞紙を丸めて頭を叩く、 犬の胸をひざで蹴り上げる、犬を後ろにひっくり返す」