"Hold his front paws, squeeze his front paws, stamp on his hind feet, squirt him in the face with lemon juice, hit him on the head with a rolled-up newspaper, knee him in the chest, flip him over backwards."
«Tenez ses pattes avant, pincez-les, marchez lui sur la pate, jetez lui du jus de citron sur le visage, frappez-le sur la tête avec un journal, donnez lui un coup sur le ventre, retournez-le.»