translation.en: No way in the world that we should be calling the police because my neighbor's music is up too loud, because his dog came over to my yard and did a number two; there's no way we should be calling the police.
translation.zh: 作为社区成员的我们去报警。 不可能因为 我的邻居家里的音乐太吵， 因为他家的狗 来到了我家的庭院里大小便， 我就去报警。 我们不可能为这些事报警。