translation.en: And if you win a poetry slam, you can call yourself a slam champion and pretend you're a wrestler, and if you lose a poetry slam you can say, "Oh, what? Poetry's a subjective art form, you can't put numbers on such things."
translation.zh: 如果你赢了一场诗歌会， 就能给自己冠名 诗歌会冠军， 好像摔跤选手一样； 如果你输了呢，也可以说 “哦，什么？诗歌是一种主观的艺术形式， 你可不能用数字得分去衡量它。”