translation.en: This is why, if you get a Christmas card from, like, your great aunt in Minnesota, there's usually a fuzzy penguin chick on it, and not something like a Glacier Bay wolf spider.
translation.zh: 这就是为什么如果你收到 你在明尼苏达州的姑姑寄来的圣诞卡 上面更可能有一只带绒毛的小企鹅 而不是冰川湾狼蜘蛛 [笑声]