translation.en: And whenever I go to America, and I have to pay with a mag stripe on the back of the card, I always sign it Carlos Tethers anyway, just as a security mechanism, because if a transaction ever gets disputed, and it comes back and it says Dave Birch, I know it must have been a criminal, because I would never sign it Dave Birch.
translation.zh: 每次去美国的时候， 我必须用卡背面的磁条付款， 我的签名一直是“卡洛斯•特瑟”， 这是一种安全机制。 因为一旦有有争议的付款出现， 显示签名戴維•波奇， 我就能判别那一定是犯罪分子， 因为我从来不会签自己的真名。