translation.en: There was only one obvious conclusion to reach from this mountain of evidence: our family was too strange and weird for even Santa Claus to come visit, and my poor parents were trying to protect us from the embarrassment, this humiliation of rejection by Santa, who was jolly -- but let's face it, he was also very judgmental.
translation.zh: 这一大堆证据之中，我得出了一个明显的结论： 我们家太奇怪了。 连圣诞老人都不想拜访 而我的父母只是想保护我们 不让我们受到代表欢乐的圣诞老人拒绝访问我们家的羞辱。 但事实是他不光代表快乐，他还很喜欢评判别人。