translation.en: A few years ago, oddly enough, I needed the bathroom, and I found one, a public bathroom, and I went into the stall, and I prepared to do what I'd done most of my life: use the toilet, flush the toilet, forget about the toilet.
translation.zh: 几年前，“奇怪”了， 我需要上卫生间， 我找到了一个公共卫生间， 我走了进去， 准备做这辈子都在做的事情： 上厕所，冲厕所，忘记厕所。