translation.en: If I designed the Internet, childhood.com would be a loop of a boy in an orchard, with a ski pole for a sword, trashcan lid for a shield, shouting, "I am the emperor of oranges.
translation.zh: 如果我主宰了互联网，“童年.com”将是一个循环 一个孩子在果园里，以滑雪杆为剑 以垃圾桶盖为盾，呼喊：“我是橙子大帝，