translation.en: This is what it feels like to be, like, a college freshman, and also the, like, headache that you are experiencing through me is the, like, residual effect of the Jell-O shots which I had last night at the bi-weekly feminist pole dancing party which I cohost on Wednesdays.
translation.zh: 你们一定感觉，呃，自己就是个大学新生， 你们也应该感受到我正在经历的头痛， 这，呃，应该是昨晚我在 由我主持的每隔两周 就在星期三晚上举办一次的 女性钢管舞派对上