translation.en: E.B. White wrote us a number of rules, which can either paralyze you and make you loathe him for the rest of time, or you can ignore them, which I do, or you can, I don't know what, you know, eat a sandwich.
translation.zh: E.B. White 给我们定了一系列规则, 这些规则让我们呆若木鸡并且在接下来的时间里恨他, 或者你可以像我一样忽略它, 或者,如果你能, 你可以选择吃一个三明志.