translation.en: Then they told me how this guy named Joseph Smith found those buried gold plates right in his backyard, and he also found this magic stone back there that he put into his hat and then buried his face into, and this allowed him to translate the gold plates from the reformed Egyptian into English.
translation.zh: 然后他们告诉我有个叫约瑟夫.史密斯的人 在他的后花园里发现了埋藏的金器 而且他还发现了一块魔法石，他把魔法石放进帽子了 然后把自己的脸也塞了进去，这样他就能 把金器上的象形文字翻译成英文了