translation.en: "Hold his front paws, squeeze his front paws, stamp on his hind feet, squirt him in the face with lemon juice, hit him on the head with a rolled-up newspaper, knee him in the chest, flip him over backwards."
translation.zh: “抓住它的前爪，使劲捏它的前爪。 踩住它的后腿，朝它脸上洒柠檬汁， 用报纸卷打它的头， 用膝盖压住它的胸部，使它做后转翻。”