translation.en: So, if you have a ham butt problem, and you're thinking about the ham butt problem, the conclusion that it leads you to is inexorable and counterintuitive: paper is the enemy of words.
translation.zh: 所以如果你知道火腿屁股这事儿， 而你又正在考虑这个问题， 它引向的结论是决绝又有违直觉的： 纸张是文字的敌人。