translation.en: For it is given in certain UFO-ology or UFOlogy circles, that the aliens are already here and have been for millennia; that they have walked among us in disguise, observing us, guiding our evolution from ape to man -- if you believe in that sort of thing -- and, occasionally, kidnapping us in their flying saucers and taking us away to have sex with us in pyramids.
translation.zh: 对于发表的飞碟学说 或者不明飞行物学说, 他们认为外星人曾经来访并且千年之前就曾来过. 他们带着伪装跟我们一起生活, 观察我们, 引导我们进化 从猿到人 -- 如果你相信这种东西的话. 并且, 他们偶然把我们绑架到他们的飞碟 并把我们带到金字塔里发生性关系.