translation.en: So, I'm going to start by trying to answer a question that I know each of you will have asked yourself at some point or other, and which the Internet is purpose-built to answer, which is, where can I get a picture of a roller-skating mermaid?
translation.zh: 首先，我来回答一个问题， 我知道你们每一个人一定向自己或别人提出过这个问题， 而网络也正是为了解决这个问题而建立的， 这问题就是：我从哪儿能找到一张美人鱼滑旱冰的照片？