translation.en: So after seeing these shocking statistics, I thought to myself, "Okay, even if I'm not just doing it for myself and the fact that I don't want to bathe, I at least need to do it to try to save the world."  So with my trusty little steed, my Nokia 6234 cell phone -- I didn't have a laptop, I didn't have Internet much, except for the 20-rand-an-hour Internet cafe —
translation.zh: 看过这些令人震惊的数据之后，我心里说， “好，即使不是为了自己， 不是因为我不爱洗澡，我也要做点 什么来挽救世界。” 于是我利用我的神器——诺基亚6234手机开始研究。 我没有手提电脑，也不容易上网， 除非去一个一小时20兰特的网吧。