translation.en: They are aiming at young girls early, to convince them that everyone gets PMS and that it will make you a monster, but wait, there's something you can do about it: Take Midol and you will be a human being again.
translation.zh: 他们早早的就瞄准了年轻女孩， 说服她们相信每个人都会得经前综合征， 那会使你变成一个怪物， 但是等一等，你还是有救的： 服用Midol，就会变回正常人。