translation.en: I had a friend, a history major like me, who was accosted at Schiphol Airport in Amsterdam, by an anxiously perspiring European saying, "You're Indian, you're Indian! Can you help me fix my laptop?"
translation.zh: 我有一个朋友，主修历史和我一样， 曾在阿姆斯特丹的斯希普霍尔机场， 被一个很焦急的一位欧洲人问道， “你是印度人，你是印度人！你能帮我修一下我的笔记本吗？”