translation.en: So I run home, I call my mother, I call my sister, and as I do, at the end of each one of these terrible, terrible dates, I regale them with the details.
translation.zh: 跑回家之后 我打电话找妈妈 找姐姐 每一次经历这些 糟糕至极的约会之后 我都会 打给她们 我披露 每一个细节