translation.en: No, she's good at some things, but if she's cooking, she's dealing with people on the phone, she's talking to the kids, she's painting the ceiling, she's doing open-heart surgery over here.
translation.zh: 感谢上帝，她不常做饭， 虽然她不擅厨艺但很擅长其他一些事-- 不过她做饭时总是 打打电话， 和孩子们说说话，给天棚刷刷漆， 还在旁边做开胸手术。