translation.en: You know when the Large Hadron Collider started, and it didn't work, and people tried to work out why, it was the Small Hadron Collider team who sabotaged it because they were so jealous.
translation.zh: 在大型强子对撞器刚启用的时候 它没能正常运转，大家试图找出原因 原来是小型强子对撞器的团队 在捣鬼 因为他们太嫉妒了