translation.en: When I was a kid, I traded in homework assignments for friendship, then gave each friend a late slip for never showing up on time, and in most cases, not at all.
translation.zh: 当我还是小孩子的时候， 我用我的家庭作业换取友谊， 然后又通过迟到避开所有的朋友， 一般都不会有什么问题。