translation.en: I've heard everything from, "Your parents must be extremely ashamed of you" -- false; they're my biggest fans -- to "You will not make it to your next birthday" -- again wrong, because I did.
translation.zh: 我听过各种各样的， 从“你父母一定极度以你为耻”—— 错，他们是我最大的支持者—— 到“你活不到下一个生日”—— 又错了，因为我已经活到了。