translation.en: But at that point, I would probably already have the lowest possible mortgage and the most enlarged possible penis  -- so I would outlaw spam on my first day in office.
translation.zh: 不过，到那时候，我将会 拥有最地利率的抵押贷款 和大的已经无法再大的阳具  在我上班的第一天，我会禁止所有垃圾广告