translation.en: Several year later, I managed to successfully fail all of my exams and didn't really leave school with much to show for at all, and my parents, maybe as a reward, bought me what turned out to be a one-way ticket to Australia, and I came back home about four years later.
translation.zh: 几年以后， 我成功得挂掉了我所有考试， 而且没有真的离开学校来证实这一点。 我的父母，也许是作为奖励， 给我买了一张最后发现是单程的去澳大利亚的机票。 我大概四年后才回家。