translation.en: Well the U.S. federal government counts more than a thousand legal benefits to being someone's spouse -- a list that includes visitation rights in jail, but hopefully you'll never need that one.
translation.zh: 美国联邦政府 列举出上千条法律上的 结成配偶的好处 包括监狱探视权 但愿大家永远别用到这一条