translation.en: So I metaprocrastinated, and like any self-respecting precrastinator, I woke up early the next morning and I made a to-do list with steps on how to procrastinate.
translation.zh: 结果我拖延得很古怪， 像任何一位自尊心很强的 提早症患者一样， 我第二天早早醒来， 写了一份待办清单， 里面是拖延的详细步骤。