translation.en: Now, in my favorite paper on the subject, which is entitled, "Why I Don't Have a Girlfriend" --  -- Peter Backus tries to rate his chances of finding love.
translation.zh: 现在，在此学科中我最爱的论文，名为 “为什么我没有女友”  Peter Backus 试着 计算他寻得真爱的机会。