translation.en: I say, it doesn't matter if you're a washer or a wiper, a sitter or a squatter, the human user interface should be clean and easy to use, because after all, taking a dump should be pleasurable.
translation.zh: 我想说，不管你是一个冲洗者或擦拭者， 坐着的或蹲着的都没关系， 这个拟人化用户界面应当干净 和易于使用，因为毕竟 排便应当是一件愉快的事。