translation.en: My Internet broke one day, as it occasionally does, and the cable guy came to fix it, and he started with the dusty clump of cables behind the couch, and he followed it to the front of my building and into the basement and out to the back yard, and there was this big jumble of cables against the wall.
translation.zh: 我的因特网某天断线了 它有时会这样 电线维修员来修理 他开始着手 先从沙发后面的布满灰尘的电线堆里 沿着它到了我房子的前面下了地下室到了后院外面 墙上有很大一捆杂乱的电线