translation.en: And seeing as how I had accidentally broken Amy's arm  heroically pushing her out of the way of an oncoming imaginary sniper bullet,  for which I have yet to be thanked, I was trying as hard as I could -- she didn't even see it coming -- I was trying hard to be on my best behavior.
translation.zh: 这时候我突然想起来一星期之前 我才不小心弄破了艾米的胳膊  从一个假想的扑面而来的狙击手子弹中推开  到现在她都还没有谢我呢 我当时可是拼了命的 她甚至都没看到那子弹迎面扑来 我可是拼命展示了我最厉害的一面