translation.en: We have some patent medicines, Canopic jars for your organs, communist soap that says, "This is your soap for the year."  on the opening night and we didn't know what to do.
translation.zh: 我们有些专利药品 有用来装人体器官的“卡诺卜坛” 还有“共产主义肥皂”，上面标着 “这就是你今年的肥皂”  店铺开张的第一天晚上， 我们的冰沙机坏掉了 我们不知道怎么办才好