translation.en: My language would force me to tell you whether or not this was an uncle on my mother's side or my father's side, whether this was an uncle by marriage or by birth, and if this man was my father's brother, whether he was older than or younger than my father.
translation.zh: 如果用中文，我就要一并告诉你 这个人是我爸爸这边的还是妈妈这边的 是婚姻关系还是血缘关系； 如果是我爸爸的兄弟， 年纪比我爸爸大还是比我爸爸小。