translation.en: It's sad, and it's not pleasant to talk about, but your husband might leave you, your girlfriend could cheat, your headaches might be more serious than you thought, or your dog could get hit by a car on the street.
translation.zh: 这些事情很伤感，令人不愿启齿， 但是，你的丈夫可能会离你而去， 你的女友可能会背叛你， 你的头疼可能比想象中严重， 你的狗可能会在大街上被车撞死。