translation.en: He would definitely say, "God came down from heaven, and he said unto the cow, 'Thou shalt cross the road.' And cow crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing as a holy cow."
translation.zh: 他一定会说， “神仙下凡了， 然后他对奶牛说， “汝应穿越马路。” 然后奶牛穿越了马路， 然后大受鼓舞，天降神牛啊，天降神牛啊。