translation.en: A squirrel is chewing on your Internet."  And this seemed astounding. The Internet is a transcendent idea. It's a set of protocols that has changed everything from shopping to dating to revolutions.
translation.zh: 有松鼠在咀嚼着你的因特网“  真让人吃惊 因特网是 一个卓越的构思 它是一系列的协议改变了 一切从购物到约会到革命的事