translation.en: And after a couple very liberating weekends, my wife and I, utilizing some cutting-edge erectile technology that is certainly worthy of a TEDTalk someday but I won't get into it now, we noticed some familiar, if unexpected, symptoms.
translation.zh: 过了几个快和的周末， 我的妻子和我， 是用来先进的勃起技术 这技术某天一定成为TEDTalk的这题 但我这次没办法说， 我们发现一些相似的，意料之外的症状。