translation.en: I was a self-employed living statue called the Eight-Foot Bride, and I love telling people I did this for a job, because everybody always wants to know, who are these freaks in real life.  Hello.
translation.zh: 我是一座个体经营的、名为“8英尺新娘”的活雕像， 我喜欢告诉别人这是我的工作。 因为大家都想知道， 这些怪人在真实生活中到底是什么样的？ 大家好。