translation.en: With a list of symptoms this long and wide, I could have PMS, you could have PMS, the guy in the third row here could have PMS, my dog could have PMS.  Some researchers said you had to have five symptoms.
translation.zh: 按照这么一份冗长的、 涵盖甚广的症状清单， 经前综合征我可能有、你可能有、 坐第三排那位男士可能有、 我的狗也可能有。 有些研究员说， 你必须同时满足五条症状，