translation.en: You may think that's a weapon right there. In fact, that's a stamp. I used a stamp to defend Canada's borders.  Very Canadian of me. I learned a lot about deception while doing my duty here in customs, one of which was that most of what I thought I knew about deception was wrong, and I'll tell you about some of that tonight.
translation.zh: 你可能会觉得我是拿着武器的。事实上， 我拿的是印章。我通过印章来捍卫加拿大的边境。 我太有加拿大特色了。我学到了很多关于骗局的事， 正是在我在海关工作的时候。 其中一个就是，我对骗局的了解大部分都是错误的 今晚我会和你们分享其中的一些。