translation.en: There’d be a pompous paper parliament who remained out of touch, and who ignored the people's protests about all the paper cuts, then the peaceful paper protests would get blown to paper pieces, by the confetti cannons manned by pre-emptive police.
translation.zh: 国会华而不实、不接地气， 完全忽视群众关于剪纸的抗议， 和平主义的纸片抗议者 会被先发制人的纸片警察 用五彩纸屑大炮轰成纸屑。