translation.en: If nothing else works for you, don't get a cat, get a dog, because if you leave for two minutes, it's like you've been gone six months, when you come back 5 minutes later.
translation.zh: 如果其他方法都不管用，养只狗。别养猫，养狗。 因为如果你走开两分钟，五分钟后回来， 你的猫会觉得你已经失踪了六个月，对吧？