translation.en: A couple of weeks ago, I was at a dinner party and the man to my right started telling me about all the ways that the Internet is degrading the English language.
translation.zh: 笑声 几个星期以前，在一个晚餐聚会上， 坐在我右边的男人 开始告诉我英特网 正在以各种方式简化着英语。