translation.en: So as we were sunbathing, my best friend next to me says, "Man, why doesn't somebody invent something that you can just put on your skin and then you don't have to bathe?"
translation.zh: 我们正晒着太阳的时候，我身旁最好的朋友对我说， ”伙计，为什么没有人发明一种东西， 能直接涂在身上，这样就不用洗澡了？“