translation.en: You know, I am so bad at tech that my daughter -- who is now 41 -- when she was five, was overheard by me to say to a friend of hers, If it doesn't bleed when you cut it, my daddy doesn't understand it.
translation.zh: 我对科技一无所知, 我女儿, -- 现在41岁了 -- 在她五岁的时候,被我无意中听到 对她的一个小朋友说, 任何你切下去不会流血的东西, 我爸爸是不会理解的.