translation.en: I say, "Terry, please, I'm trying to fry an egg in here."  Actually, do you know that old philosophical thing, if a tree falls in a forest and nobody hears it, did it happen?
translation.zh: 我会这样对我妻子说： “Terry，我在煎鸡蛋，请你别打扰。” 大家都知道那句有哲理的话-- 如果森林里有棵树倒了可没人听到，