translation.en: By his own writing, this man was either asleep, at a prayer meeting with Al and Tipper or learning how to launch a nuclear missile out of a suitcase.
translation.zh: 这可是他自己写的， 要么他在打瞌睡， 或者和Al 和Tipper在祈祷，或者在学怎样 用手提箱启动核武器