translation.en: Well, surprise, surprise, I fell in love with another fella much older than me, and I always say I was just so happy because he didn't drink, I married the bastard.
translation.zh: 造化弄人， 我又爱上了一位比我老很多的家伙， 我总是为我嫁了一个不酗酒的人而开心， 然而事实是，我嫁给了一个混蛋。