translation.en: I'm going to shove it into my bag, I'm going to have this email template, and I'm going to fill it out and collect information on all these different data points during the date to prove to everybody that empirically, these dates really are terrible.
translation.zh: 把它 塞到袋子里 然后做一个 邮件模版 把收集到的信息 填进去 一边约会 一边填 用客观事实 向大家证实 这些约会 究竟有多糟糕