translation.en: I never had a guidance counselor who thought this was a legitimate career path, that thought you could major in trivia or be a professional ex-game show contestant.
translation.zh: 从来没有那个指导顾问告诉我 主修百科知识 或者是前专业游戏节目参赛者 可以当作正当的职业。 我太年青，受人左右。