translation.en: I play sports at a four-year-old level, so what would happen is the kids would dribble around some cones, and then got hot, and then they would go sit underneath the tree where I was already sitting —  — and I would just make up stories and tell them to them and I would tell them stories about my life.
translation.zh: 我就搞四岁小孩儿级别的运动 实际情况就是 孩子们绕着交通锥运球 玩得大汗淋漓 然后他们去树下面休息 结果我早就在那儿坐着了 —— 我会编故事讲给他们听 也会给他们编造关于我的故事