translation.en: A public place so dismal that the winos don't even want to go there.  And we can't fix it because I.M. Pei's still alive, and every year Harvard and M.I.T. have a joint committee to repair it.
translation.zh: 这样阴沉的地方连酒鬼都不想去 我们不能改进它，因为贝聿铭还活着呢 每年哈弗和麻省理工组织一个联合委员会试图修整它