translation.en: If I were to get a better job, if I were to get more money, if my boss would have a heart attack, if only I was married, if only my wife would leave me --  if only I had children, if my children would grow up and go to college ...
translation.zh: 如果我们有一个更好的工作， 如果我们有更多的钱， 如果我的老板心脏病突发， 如果我结婚了， 如果我老婆能离开我，  如果我有孩子， 如果我的孩子都已经 长大去了大学。