translation.en: Now my wife tells me, and I'm sure Penelope can as well, that there's nothing more painful than childbirth -- which that I'll never experience, I can't really argue that -- but I would guess that a dozen chicken eggs in my testicle would probably be somewhere in the top five.
translation.zh: 我太太告诉我，当然Penelope也会说， 没有比生孩子更痛的事。 生孩子我永远不可能体验，所以我不会争辩这个。 但我会猜想如果我睾丸里有一打的鸡蛋的话， 这疼痛可能会排在前五个最疼痛的经历里面。