translation.en: They buy these seaweed-based snacks there called Veggie Booty with Kale, which is for kids who come home and say, "Mom, mom, I want a snack that'll help prevent colon-rectal cancer."
translation.zh: 她们去那里买海藻作成的零食 叫甘蓝宝贝菜， 因为家里的孩子会说， “妈！我要那些能预防结肠直肠癌的零食！”