translation.en: It was first excavated in 1961 as they were building LAX, although scientists believe that it dates back to the year 2000 Before Common Era, when it was used as a busy transdimensional space port by the ancient astronauts who first colonized this planet and raised our species from savagery by giving us the gift of written language and technology and the gift of revolving restaurants.
translation.zh: 它始建于1961年 也是洛杉矶国际机场在建时 尽管科学家们相信 它可以追溯到 公元前2000 年， 当时它被用作 一个繁忙的跨维空间港口， 那些远古宇航员们 他们首先开拓了这个殖民星球 让我们这些种族 脱离了野蛮， 并且教会了我们语言 和科技 还有送给我们这个空中餐厅作为礼物。