What the airlines need is Eric Schiff to teach them how to auction off this "bonus!"  The only difference being you start high and work your way down to where only one customer is willing to de-plane.  I can just hear Eric saying, "just think what you do with $3,000 - maybe that new OC1 you been looking at - 3,000 going once - oh I got $2,900 - the new number is twenty nine - anybody for 2,800 . . ."