Just when I thought I had heard every excuse possible for Ducks' players and coaches about this season comes these less-than-lucid statements -- "We came out flat", Troy Dye; "We practiced better than we played", Brady Hoke.  I am a native Oregonian and Duck grad living in Southern California and thought that most of the comments from celebs in LaLa Land were shallow and stupid.  The Oregon Ducks players and coaches, however, are taking shallow and stupid to a whole new level week after week.   I have said it time and again as this season becomes unbearably despicable to watch -- Oregon coaches cannot recruit, motivate or show an ounce of creativity or discipline.  If the administration does not fire this collection of clowns, they are more stupid than the person who gave Helfrich an $11 million contract buy-out.