What's wrong, Eugenean, didn't get your Ovaltine? 

I don't know any serious fans who refer to Oregon as Duck Dynasty. Those sorts of titles come with National Championships, which will come with time. 

If you can't get excited by our new coaches and the fresh perspectives they bring, don't see the wealth of talent coming in class of 2017, and can't appreciate the shift in Oregon recruiting, the boneyard down in Corvallis is in dire need of fans.  

Past your bedtime.