"Your eagle mouth is being overloaded by your hummingbird derriere again."

Not sorry to pop your infantile fantasy but eagles don't have mouths, they have  beaks and hummingbirds don't have derriere's, they have tails. When it comes to slinging spiny insults, wildlife isn't one of your strengths is it? Try a little harder, we'll let you know if you're getting close to making sense.