Hey Jack Jordan remember this one. Civilian comes into Palmer AST/FWP Hqs in Palmer (yes long ago)stands next to a big sign by wire basket ROAD KILL PERMITS.

Says to Lt. "where do I get a ROAD KILL" was not happy when blue shirt Lt.,says "they're brown and furry and lay in the middle of the road", Jack and Roberta hysterical, man walks out mumbling about smart alec.

And some say law enforcement is a humorless profession.