_"Once there are two unrelated tasks to be completed ASAP, one won’t be. That’s not even logic. It’s physics"_

Clever but wrong. Two unrelated tasks have _independent_ "ASAP" event points.

For example ...

A) The City Manager and Mayor should quit pushing the nonsensical City Hall project ASAP.

B) The City Manager and Mayor should initiate a community-driven  refinement plan process ASAP.

Both _could_ be completed ASAP ... but only if we didn't have such feckless management.

That's not even logic. It's civics.

-- Paul