Could have left the illegal discharge of firearm citation on the door and let him decompress.   

Worry not,  your militarized "civilian police force" won't let a good crisis go to waste.  They all know CHAOS = CA$H.  Good thing they're jamming radio frequencies, from pesky prying ears, nowadays. 

ADN will report on what they're spoon fed...lest they have to do any real "digging". 

News Flash:  "Crazy Guy With A Gun" 

Feel better now, Citizen?