Funny you should say that, I just laid out a pu-pu platter and a pitcher of Mai Tais.  Yeah I know its early but a circus like this only comes to town once in a lifetime.

As for the logic of Dedman, I ran his soliloquies through Google translate and the net effect was to constipate the cloud.  

Ironic as his efforts his have the same effect on the movement (pun intended) to form a Hawaiian government.

Now excuse the natives are about to perform.