POST OF THE YEAR!  You nailed it like a champ Jwer!  
.....allie is on the floor now dribbling and sobbing and curled up in the corner.  

You can't stick your head in the sand allie and see the truth.  The truth is the light, and your head can't see anything except the sand crabs staring back at you.  Wake up before you get your eyeballs picked out!