"We are all fascinated." 

Really? "All?" 

I'm sure the Globe and Mail will want to hire several additional reporters to cover "banking revenue info/details/mortgage risk discussion" that "we all" are on the edge of our seats to see. 

I seriously doubt even those who invest in the bank stocks need this let alone someone who wouldn't touch a dividend-paying stock.

But hey, the Globe always falls short of some people's expectations. Always.