You are a crazed optimist. Go to any provincial courthouse in the country on criminal arraignment days. Look at the case list. Probably three-quarters of the cases on the list could be summarily described as "got drunk, did something stupid". Alcohol contributes to most of the crime in this country.

Also, between smuggled untaxed cigarettes and burglaries with the object of stealing cigarettes, there's quite a lot of tobacco related crime.