I eat tons of rabbit food.

All kinds of rabbit food.

I don't drink alcohol or use illegal drugs.

In my past, I ate almost anything.

My Hawaiian nickname during past, when translated, meant "walking garbage can".

I am still classified as overweight and no one believes that for one minute.

I always yell out, after I am BMI tested, "I am fat".

I can see a 6 pack already, for an obese person.