Your true story is funny and cute actually! But someone on Medicare has paid their taxes for that government mandated health care for many years, paid out of their taxes taken for a health care savings account of sorts while they worked. Amazon Prime is not offering them a discount.

 And, Medicare has a deductible before they pay anything and retirees must pay a monthly premium for anything other than hospitalization btw.  Not so with welfare Medicaid. 

Like I said-give people 6 months worth of welfare in their lifetime. A one-time assistance, but never again.