After no NFL official "corrected" Colin Crapperdink and others joined in to disrespect our country's anthem, we stopped watching and, amazingly, we found lots of great stuff to do with our new-found free time!  Jerry Seinfeld's joke is true: professional sports is really just your favorite "clothing" playing against opponents' hated "clothing."

I would like to get back the time (and money) we wasted on such trivial matters.  Well, as always 'shoulduh, woulduh, coulduh' won't help, so we're thankful to have seen the truth and just move on with our lives.  Last one out of the stadiums, please turn off the lights!