Championship Iditarod racing dogs test positive for dope? Heaven forfend. Next you'll be telling me the games down at Soapy's Saloon are rigged and the bartender at PJ's is selling more than bud light. What I am trying to say, on behalf of old time Alaskans everywhere, is that we are shocked, shocked and offended at the waste of good talent. Anyone this skilled at grift and lying on camera should be in the legislature or at least an appointed official.