From Bob Nakata, Catherine Graham, Kirk Caldwell, and David Ige
To: the people of China, India, Indonesia, Brazil, Mexico, Nigeria, and elsewhere

The Democratic Party of Hawaii promises to anyone who can afford a one-way ticket to Honolulu International Airport the following, free of charge;
1. A secure place to sleep
2. A nutritious diet
3. Unlimited medical care
4. Schools for your children

You're welcome
P.S. Vote Democrat.