Justin: "We invite you participate in the Canada infrastructure Bank"

Investors: "?"

Justin: 'We put a dollar. You put 5. We spend 10. You get to keep the rest.'

Investors: "???"

Justin: "Oh - don't be alarmed. It's called Liberal Math - invented and perfected in Ontario."

Investors: "@#$!"

Justin: "... and I'd go shirtless... still not interested?"