Simply put. For you to be right the laws of physics would have to be so radically different that the earth would never have existed in the first place. Nor the sun. Or in fact any stars at all. We would have to literally rewrite all the laws of physics from thermodynamics on upward to be wrong about this. The only universe you are not lying in consists entirely of a single Edwardian style plush sofa and exists only in the imagination.