2016 Alaska Republican Caucus Legislative Agenda:

1) Feather Oil Companies' Nests

2) Feather Caucus Members' Nests

3) Adjourn

4) Refuse to heed Governor's order for Special Session, unless in shiny new Anchorage offices

5) Collect lucrative tax-free per diem payments while living at home (you know who you are)

6) Adjourn

7) Run for Re-Election