Sandia:

In a perverse way, I am sorry that Ignor Amus did not respond to my search for an Investment Manager for the charitable trust I run. Perhaps the search firm did not cast a wide enough net.... Then again, the shock of realizing just exactly who sat across from me would have given me away. 

The interview would have been mercifully short.....    ""Don't let the door hit you on the butt on your way out!!"