But wait, there's more three ring entertainment!  The WH staff will demonstrate how to cram 40 people in each clown car and will drive around in circles trying to follow the head clown as he chases the fleeing elephants around the ring.  Then the cabinet members will show off their agility by jumping through hoops of fire while smiling and nodding their heads like bobbleheads.  Cabinet member bobbleheads (which are pre-programmed with oaths of fealty) are the perfect accessory for that impromptu press conference and are on sale in the lobby.  Free MAGA hat with each purchase.