So you didn't google him, I see.

Go look at some images and come back and tell me he should be in the ladies room. He is the perfect example of why your simplistic 'theory' will not work. People would see him and call the cops, and then he'll produce his birth certificate and say, "This is PRECISELY where you want me to be. By law!"

Dang fools. I really don't get ignorance, but willful ignorance is inexcusable.