"BIFF!"  "POW!"  "BAM!"

Ouch.

He's got me on the ropes now, guys.  Let's see if I get wriggle out of this one.

Bill, why not give us the link for you "fake numbers" below.  I typed the text you provided into the search bar and got this:

https://www.climate.gov/news-features/videos/history-earths-surface-temperature-1880-2016 

What do you have that is more accurate than carbon dating?

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/carbon-dating-gets-reset/

Maybe this?

https://answersingenesis.org/geology/carbon-14/doesnt-carbon-14-dating-disprove-the-bible/

Here's an actual quote from that 2nd link:

"All radiometric dating methods are based on assumptions about events that happened in the past."

Yeah, those events that happened in the future are scarce as hen's teeth.