But the good thing is that despite the popular vote and thanks to the intervention of Vlad, Hillary Clinton's emails won't be able to destroy the American way of life. Can't tell you how relieved I am. Really, it's like a weight's been lifted. 
Just the thought, nay, the horror of Clinton's emails--EMAILS PEOPLE--we're talking about thousands and thousands of them! Let's just say if Trump's BFF does a solid for him so he can help the 1%ers to help themselves to more of working Americans' stuff--Medicare, Social Security, tax benefits--well, what  would Trump say to Americans? 
"Apply the mouth as if to imbibe a liquid from my Johnson."