You're right, of course. 

What with the economy and public finances going down the sinkhole after just a year of Truedopia and with our public services and infrastructure falling apart and with other challenges such as tax and productivity competitiveness and trade and security it seems strangely rational that the government should fritter away its time pandering to the millennials who put it in power.

After all, the only way to get through this dreadful government for the next almost three years of bungling, boondoggles, bumph and burglary is to be stoned out of one's mind.