Were these suggestions written by 8th graders per chance? 

I have an idea! Let's have more government! Only government can solve people's problems because most people are not smarter than average farm animals. Therefore they can't seem to find solutions on their own accord. My proposal on how to accomplish the MAXIMUM GOVERNMENT initiative is to plant money trees on all government land. All land will be appropriated by the government so we can have a maximum yield of money trees. We can hire 7 years olds (dressed as kitty cats of course because it's cute) to guard the money trees from the moose. Give them every other day off, paid of course! While we are at it these city union workers work so very hard, can we please give them a month per year in the tropical location of their choice? It's a human RIGHT to have a tropical vacation during the long hard winters! Anything less is oppression!