"Now Stress Free Investing is my name
And pumping up pipelines is the name of my game
While Cat says its trash
I say pass just some more gas

Now that Spectra is a winner
Extra dividends for  dinner
Those Dakota folks may play a bit rough
But we don't take any environmental guff

Lets hope the Trumpster is our prophet
He says "run them tar pipes at a profit !"

etc etc