There you go again. I'm not even sure you realize that you're constantly throwing passive-aggressive insults on a regular basis. If you do, then you pretend like you don't (which is even worse).

You could take some tips from posters like Chimborazo above.  Even though he and I are often on opposite sides, we manage to hold respectful conversations without the insults that you came out swinging with.  If you expect anyone to take you seriously, you might want to try a better approach.