Thanks for apologizing for the nice man, Larry---I hope you get a cut of whatever he makes for writing that stuff.  

Yeah, pry up enough rugs and you'll find there are no good guys---I don't think they let you get that far unless there are some pretty big handles.  That's Trump's one and only real advantage:  His would-be handlers come away with the handles broken off in their, uh, hands.  Too bad he's a raving nutcase.  

But keep at it---The Italians mocked Il Duce the same way, and he had the last laugh, for a while.