Such a smooth talker. Yet so ignorant. I already informed the fire marshal. They are still looking for little boys with matches. I presume that would be a better outcome than simple ignorant negligence on the part of whoever left big piles of combustible materials out in the hot sun to cook, rather than immediately spread them over their track, which was the presumed idea.

It's neat to see that incompetence such as yours is so widespread. That incompetence goes all the way to the White house. It' a surprise that the administration itself doesn't spontaneously combust. Just give it time, the fools will pay.