But since I'm here for the moment, I will respond.

Your words are taken to heart, and I thank you for your suggestion.  My comments, while perhaps offensive to you, are typically offered in response to remarks made to me.  You must admit, I never call anyone names, cast aspersions on their intelligence, or other remarks I have been subjected to.  

I look forward to your chastisement of those offensive remarks - then your admonishment would carry more weight.