As entertaining as this proposal is on paper and in this community newspaper. I have reason to believe that growing number of our neighborhood rock residents are beginning to going blind with greed. Due  to  what appears to be a well orchestrated  whisper campaign capitalizing on a long ago rumor implying a  large influx of Naval personel would decent on our rock communities in the  near future. 

  $$$$  sign in eyes of property owning rock residents are blinding them to a growing possibly that "if it were so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be, but as it isn't, it ain't ". Suggest a little Tweedledee's Logic  needs to be applied to this virus of giddiness for it has begun to extract casualties from Neighbors of lesser financial means.  

Entertainment this is not!