Do not touch that stove plate it is hot and will burn you, I said... Oh well lets take you to the hospital for that 3rd degree burn. Do not climb that pole. I said do not climb that pole. Go to your time out area. I said go to your time out area... Oh well lets take you to the hospital for that broken arm. Do not play with that knife. I said do not play.. Oh well lets take you to the hospital and get some stitches for that cut. Scene at hospital. Nurses and doctor whispering to each other in the background. Fifteen minutes later (Ok I am being unrealistic about the time) police arrive and arrest parent for child abuse, as this is the third time this year this child has had to have medical attention for physical harm. Nuff said.