Hey hipsters, your pie shops and checkered shirt stores are considered tax evaders by justine and morneau.  Basically you are all tax cheats as far as he's concerned because you are a small business and should be paying your fair share.

Don't worry, he'll keep doing his rolling stones interviews and earning tax free money via his charitable foundation, while putting your children in debt for generations.  

Look over here, another pride parade.  Selfie anyone?  

You Beloved PM, keep the money rolling in your hipster freeloaders, we've got Haitians for give $50,000/yr to, because we know they'll vote liberal.