motley:  ebony is probably  NOT going to be able to pass any of those initial pre- qualification standards.  Ebony probably has trouble getting up off of the Lucky  Loo Loo................

I have a neighbor who has been a Lane County Deputy for 24 years now.  He tells me  the #1 thing that disqualifies applicants is, Drum Roll.................Buh...........Buh.........Buh..........their CRIMINAL RECORD.   Approx. 78% of ALL applicants get rejected right from the beginning because they have Serious Criminal Records.  They even have people who have been convicted of Felonies apply. Last year there was a guy in jail for possession of METH, he  even applied.  Dooooohhhhh.  Homer Simpson  would say, Well, "Thats just plain" STUPID".   Dr. Phil uses that phrase a lot as well.   I think Dr. Phil might have coined it  from Homer????  

Almost 8 out of 10 applicants fail  because of Criminal Records.  What does that tell me?   It tells me what I have been saying for the past 35+ years. (cont.)