I'm half expecting this as the next headline... "Junior McSandwichPants sings a 1yr, $800k entry-level agreement."  Junior played for Littleton's Bantam B team last year, where he had one goal, in 26 games(on his own net), and had one assist where the puck bounced off his cup.  He's one of the top fidget-spinners and is really good at snapchat.  Look for him to bring a lot of grit to the bench.