As I read this I just knew there would be some bossy, holier-than-thou comments about not going outside until all soils have been sampled and deemed in possession of less than 2/5 moisture content and approved by those who have decided they're in charge of who can do what on a strip of dirt in the forest designed for people to use it. And look, as sure as the sun rises, there they are.

Every spring it's the same tired argument and every spring I feel as if people who act like that need a new hobby.