Man, could this be any more pretentious? Who are these drip-lip dude kids who come here to buy some fake-ass lifestyle, but not to live in a genuine community? And why do they need a specially curated guide to the coast? It's easy, man. Just drive west, enjoy a gift that Oregon gave to her people instead of letting rich people have it, and shut the fuck up for a few minutes about your uppity culinary needs, distaste for working-class people, and empty desire for click-click convenience that just makes you fatter, lazier, and increasingly disconnected from reality. Willamette Week, you can get a better writer than this. One who isn't just showing off and amusing himself while insulting your readership.