You are so right!

Let's make sure every last square foot of the GTA is paved, with neat little houses and condos.

One day you can even point to somebody's backyard and relay how Tiger hit from that very spot one of the greatest shots in Canadian golf history to a distant parking lot.  Maybe we can honour the achievement with a plaque!  As a golf writer, you can craft the words!

And for that matter, let's consider turning St. Andrews back to the cow pasture that it most certainly was!  That 17th hole is so dumb.  Who puts a road and wall beyond a green?

And Augusta...what a joke.  Had the members not slicked up the greens and lengthened the holes, the course would be a pitch and putt for today's modern players.  

Shinnecock Hills?   I guess it was added to the US National Register of Historic places because of its age.  I gather that club was really never 40 years old...it became old overnight!

Glen Abbey is not the perfect design. Tear it up.  We can name a street Glen Abbey Dr.