Stop the presses!  We've found the true threat to the Hawaiian Monk Seal, and that is fishing! http://www.staradvertiser.com/2016/10/26/breaking-news/hawaiian-monk-seal-back-at-sea-after-swallowing-fifth-fish-hook/. 10-11 hooks swallowed a year that can be confirmed.  We have x-rays.  Toxo deaths cannot be proven.

Perhaps we need to consider "culling" fisher people, hunting them to extinction, or perhaps regulating fishing through permits requiring the fisher person to prove his or her sterility so they won't make more fisher people.  Or perhaps a condom distribution effort to everyone using a fishing poll?  Someone authorize some polling on the options. :). Surely, there must be some clear public consensus on it if we phrase the question just right?  We just won't say how we are going to cull the fisher people. Lol