So let me see if I've got this straight: It's a terrible book that liberals use to divide and subjugate good, god-fearin', right-thinkin' folk but because I haven't read it and you have, I'm not open-minded and am apparently wrong on several levels. Got it.

You really seem to have absorbed the teachings of the book although I'm really going to have to take your word for it as I haven't read it and my friends in the liberal coven haven't read it either. I'm going to have to bow to your authority on the issue.