The Trustsy Twins: "Delight at the UI Office"
Canada will get to full zero unemployment when CRA hires the 6%+ unemployed - to invade the kitchens of the pizza parlour owners, and millions of others, to listen in over all the CCPC six-packer discussions of passive investment, each 5 PM!  Accolades!  We can shut down UI now!
[Even the UI office workers will be employed as informers instead!]
Justy Twinsy, where were you ten years ago?  This is - brilliant!