Wikipedia lists seventeen (17) books Trump 'authored'.  It never occurred to me that anyone would believe that he actually wrote any of them.  Naivete!

Brooks, Gerson and Will harken back to a day when conservativism existed.

Trump is no more conservative than he is religious.

I think he could handle crossing guard until he got bored.

Hillary?  Rules do not apply to Hillary.  I wouldn't elect her as dogcatcher in a dog-free town.