@James - I intended it as, "Only in America" or, "What could be more American?"
We love our cars, we love our guns, and we don't always do the best job at disseminating/discerning the irony that comes from never-never-ever wanting someone to shoot our own car, but then the moment someone else takes possession of said vehicle - it is GAME ON.
Monaco is a nice place, climate similar to Southern California but without the smog and congestion. I believe Princess Stephanie is currently single (bonus), but if she offers me a ride from the airport I will probably take an Uber. On the other hand, Lichtenstein has some terrific skiing. Thanks for the suggestions.