Man! If only there was some sort of....I dunno....Steel cylinder type thing that was real long and we could...what's the word I'm looking for?.....Pipe!, Yeah pipe the oil through it!....Like one big line.....Even better they could put it somewhere, like in the country, where you know, neighborhoods wouldn't be covered in oil if a spill happened...MAYBE WE COULD JUST BURY THEM!? 

Jeez if only humans were smart enough to figure this one out....