Aw, com'on.  Next you'll be fantasizing over global warming, and even the existence of interstellar aliens.  You'll be bashing Rail as if its bankrupt, an eyesore, and fire retardant upon our financial future.  You might even become alarmed over those upstart, crybaby Hawaiians fighting for cheap homesteads and whining for independence, as if they weren't already free and living in paradise.   Worse, you might even open Hawaii's gates and tax coffers to the illegal aliens already on Earth.  Sheesh.  A possibly nuclear missile from N. Korea?  Eh brah, gimme a break!