Wow.....the Bush peoples are fake?  Darn......I wanted to leave from Maine and go to Alaska so I could rub dirt on myself and climb trees, and get a deal on a 5 K WWII mine sweeper for delivering a crappy front end of a 1935 buick made into a desk.  Everyone knows that these things are not in the lower 48.   I have now changed my mind and want to homestead in VA so I can just crap wherever I feel like, with the pigs, and have some dude with a cowboy hat wearing a dress shirt tell me how and where to crap in an outhouse I really don't need (being a stupid city slicker...arf arf).