Oh, ya coulda seen this coming a mile off!

I mean, what is halloween without ... FIRECRACKERS!  Ahh, the good old days of Ladyfingers, and jumbo crackers. All gone.  Nary a sparkler to be seen in any back yard today.  

Costumes next.  Yup, gotta ban those stereotypes.  

But all this misses the REAL threat of Halloween, as the kids fill up those pillowcases full of obesity-inducing candy.  Not a WORD about the health-and-diet menace.  At least, not yet...