I like that Richard Johnson Esq.  Gives new meaning to life and your comment, "told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing." could not have been more aptly stated by anyone other than yourself.  You do a wonderful job.  Someday I would like to meet you and learn why the planet has such  hatred for humans.  I am sure Wm. Shakespeare could give testimonial evidence in support of any argument that you may concoct.