Cizzy strikes again! Is this just a character you play, where you try to make people despise you? Your "Ciz-Gendered" goofball routine kind of reminds me of that old Bill Hicks bit where he described Rush Limbaugh as a guy who would sit in a bathtub and let Reagan and Bush pee on him. You really are kind of a pee-baby, Martin.

Trust me, out on the coast we see Portland people coming a mile away - you're dressed like idiots, you look frail and sad, you've got a "let's pretend I'm a lot like Jeremiah Johnson" beard, and you got to shitbird hangouts like the Chart like you're on fucking safari or something. 

Hey Martin - stay at home!