Daddy , when I grow up I want to be a coal miner. I can't wait to put on a headlamp and crawl on my hands and knees to the coal face. I can't wait to go down the mine when it's dark and come back out when it's dark again. 
That's what I call a good job Daddy, I don't wanna be in no schtinkin ' office where they keep you warm and dry every day and I don't want to be in  no car plant where you do the same thing hour after hour,. I wanna be a coal miner and then you could be a coal miner's father!