If we have to re-read this article 100 times to get the point then I think it's safe to say that the "professor" who wrote this might need to revisit English comp F100 class. I tried to figure out what he was talking about but the only take away I got was: Americans are bad, we should feel guilty. Steve Haycox is Russia-phobic and believes in some sort of oogy boogy man called "Extreme Russian Nationalists." Was this a comedy piece? Made me laugh! Fo shiz. I'm going to be looking under my bed for those Xtreme Mt Dew Russian Nationalists 2night bro! LolololololooooLMAO