Here is an example of Tabatha Southey "magnificently creative mind" from her recent column. 

"There were those who insisted that teaching Boy Scouts that they need to Be Prepared to Emotionally Masturbate Their President was a clever ruse, a distraction from the Russia Investigation, or from Mr. Trump’s daily flagellation of the man he only just appointed attorney general. "

One wonders if her column is a brilliant parody of leftist writing or just a juvenile attempt to shock the readers with offensive language.