Apparently you are not in the know. Let me provide you with the unbiased news sources in this country.

Unbiased:
MSNBC, NBC, NPR, The Atlantic, Salon, The Young Turks, Howard Stern, CNN, ADN, Time, Newsweek, Washington Post, Facebook, Reddit, and anything out of Seattle/Portland/San Fransisco

Biased Fake News:
Rush Limbaugh, Alex Jones, EWTN, The National Enquirer, Houston Chronicle, Wall Street Journal, Alaska Business Journal, Petroleum News, and above all else KTUU (they dont charge for their stories, so you know they cant be trusted)