The stock market is massively leveraged and in unicorn territory and about to implode like the housing bubble in 2008. All ERS Pension holders should immediately call their union plan manager and demand the ERS Fund managers sell the S&P500, Dow Jones Ind. Index and all other publicly traded indexes and immediately INVEST in the (D)onkey Jack-@$$ Index and also buy safe and high yielding Honolulu Municipal triple AAA rated junk bonds.
The ERS Fund managers secretly know the Honolulu Jack-@$$ Rail Index will outperform every other index on the planet and are reserving the pre-IPO shares for their wealthy railroad tycoon inner circle cronies like George Soros to rake in billions in future gains in the IPO's secondary market. Demand better and demand more as they're trying to leave you out of in the cold of your fair share of the massive gains to be made!
DEMAND to INVEST in the RAIL! Chooo chooo, full speed ahead!