Could only stomach a few minutes. Clinton obfuscated. Trump rambled and dodged every question. 

I would change the rules a bit 
Number 1.  Microphones would have a timer. After the two minutes are up anything else the debater says sounds like they inhaled helium. 
Number 2.  Both debaters would wear a shock collar. Every time a debater failed to respond to the question they'd get a jolt. 
Number 3.  Every time a debater told an obvious lie, they'd get three shocks.