The progressives are obsessive about  "resist" activities on the Dispatch. I guess it gives them  free space to express their political obsessions and their compulsive drive to convince or educate us. Here is a suggestion, take the 200 level course that is being given this semester at UA Fairbanks. A link to the course is at the beginning of this great story. Then invent your own language or learn Esperanto. Then communicate directly with George Soros in it as he is a life long speaker of this unique language. Maybe even write comments in Esperanto or your own made up language to all comment sections. You are pretty good at making up things so should be a natural for this. You could even send articles to the Scientology publications as they publish in Esperanto. Now, you are relevant to the topic !