BREAKING NEWS: Preliminary Draft of New Immigration Order Leaked During Nordstrom Flash Sale 

Tweetles of the Tweetleverse, I am calling for a complete and utter Tweet-Ban of Twitlers entering our country, until our Tweetadoers can figure out WHAT THE TWEETS is going on! I declare this Tweet-Ban applies to all aliens, except in the following tweetments, Lawful Permanent Tweeples (LPTs) and Standard Tweeple Diplomas (STDs). 

Signed and witnessed by the forebears, Tweeter-In-Chief