You can't possibly think you're fooling anyone, can you Dale? Everyone--literally everyone--knows that you're a confirmed fraud and a liar. That's why "Port O Call" is tanking in a major way. It won't be long before your libel-rag tabloid is done forever and you will be forced to spew your asinine opinions and conspiracy theories on "Port Angeles Unearthed." In that self-stroking echo chamber, you and that coward, Max Mania, can talk to one another and your imaginary friends under all the aliases you want. 
now quick! go react to your own posts as "H Lumos" or "Rik Reynolds" so everyone will think that there are three people left in Port Angeles who actually respect you and your opinions.