I'm thinking this group could interest the Trudeau or Wynne governments to hold a Royal Commission on this topic of vital importance in our ultra-politically correct and fast-and-loose with taxpayers' money climate.

The Royal Commission would hold hearings and employ researchers for as long as it takes to ensure sufficient collection of evidence, thorough study and painstaking analysis in order to write a lengthy comprehensive report on this burning (or at least boiling) topic.

I volunteer to serve this committee by eating as many lobsters as may be necessary to make a definitive input to the priceless deliberations of this selfless group of public servants.

I do this courageously, recalling that I once spent two weeks in July on PEI eating large lobsters with drawn butter every night and the day after leaving The Island having 
the symptoms of a heart attack.  After tests in Emerge, I was diagnosed with extreme indigestion.

But I'm ready to serve, albeit with less butter.