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When God asks us at the last judgement, "How did you care for the poor?" I'm going to say, "Hey, Lord, remember how in the first century most people got to eat meat a few times a year? And how rancid it usually was? Well, the people we call 'poor' now have meat nearly every day. They have these things called refrigerators, so the meat keeps for days on end."

"And remember how many poor people in the first century used to die of diphtheria and typhus? Well the people we call 'poor' in the USA never get those things; they're vaccinated in infancy against them. And leprosy is pretty much eradicated too, by the way."

"And forget that thing about somebody asking you to walk a mile with him. The people we call 'poor' in my time and my country have these magical horseless carriage things. They drive them to the store to buy their meat for dinner."