DoeBouy suggests " Just don't knock on my door at 6am to talk to me about Jesus please! I'd rather see you at 9pm in the pub for a debate about it."

What a novel response to the person selling Jesus at the front door..."Will you drop by later and be my designated driver to the local pub and back...I'll order double ryes and gingers...the rye in one glass and the ginger ale in the other so you can drink too while I don't listen to you and you don't listen to me!"