No one suggests you need to agree with me, of all people. That's why we have these discussion boards. 

For a Bishop to ordain me, all it took was his doing it. He may have relied on the attestation of my Franciscan superiors that I had done the prep work and study, etc. but he did not know me personally. He just showed up for the ceremony and ordained me.
Sort of like when a Bishop showed up and gave you the Sacrament of Confirmation. 

Ordination to priesthood is like any other sacrament. It just takes a Bishop who has the intention, using the appropriate words, etc.

Want to offer to take on the job?