Really?
Am I on the Toronto Star website, or the G&M?
I'm sorry buddy, you got dealt a setback, but the only thing to do when you have lemons, is make lemonade!
Buck up and get on with your life, because you're the only guy who can change it. If Canada isn't good enough for you, move on to another place where the streets are paved with gold (or go to Toronto and run for Mayor).
My wife's family fled the Soviet invasion of Czechoslovakia in 1968, came to Canada, made a new, and reasonably successful new life, and didn't get the front page of the Globe. 
You've got everything they had, plus the front page of the Globe!
Stop whining and get on with your life.