Having lost one election in a row, it is clear that it is all over for the Tories.

The Liberals have a dynamic leader who is rapidly building the Canadian economy into a clean energy and clean tech superpower, with wealth spreading across the land like rose petals spread at the feet of a saint.

Junior is now the world leading post nationalist hero, with a keen understanding that only by destroying that which made us great in the past can we mover forward to the brave new world.

I mean, how do these silly conservatives think that they can compete with the towering intellects of the Canadian left? Especially when they have spokesmen like Larry writing such brilliant editorials, exposing the folly of anyone who actually puts Canada first.

The nerve of those cons.