Wow - just look at your wording and name calling.  I didn't call you names. And, if you want a example.  I AM.  
Sure, I have capital gains - but, I get them because I understand about investing. I am not drinking beer every afternoon.
I work to help people get healthy and not have to be part of the ACA pharma dictate.  It is hard work - but, it helps our people get better (which, over time, will decrease our taxes). I am not a manufacturer - but, I work with companies to help their employees. I am very good at what I do.
I will NOT apologize to someone like you.  As a matter of fact - I would like the number of tax dollars I pay (probably more than you make) to be diverted from you.
I understand the math issue - and the article was somewhat misleading - but, I still pay a lot more than you do.
I am glad to be an outlier - but,, I still count.  And, yes - I understand 6 Sigma. Do you?