"So, let me get this straight -- this is a long sentence. We're going to be gifted with a health care plan we are forced to purchase and fined if we don't, which purportedly covers at least ten million more people without adding a single new doctor,  but provides for 16,000 new IRS agents, written by a committee whose chairman says he doesn't understand it, passed by a Congress that didn't read it, but exempted themselves from it, and signed by a President who smokes... [laughter] ...with funding administered by a Treasury chief who didn't pay his taxes,  for which we would be taxed for four years before any benefits take effect, by a government which has already bankrupted Social Security and Medicare, all to be overseen by a Surgeon General who's obese... [more laughter] ...and financed by a country that's broke. So what the blank could possibly go wrong?!?" -  Illinois State Senate candidate Barbara Bellar