I think we need to redisgn education to three pathways.

The first is the "Don Young" pathway: YOu take what you need from Alaska and go to the lower 48, never to be seen or heard from again

The Second Pathway is the Budtender pathway, made of a comittee of 60 legislators, 1 teacher, and one participant from Beans Cafe students will be taught how to become budtenders and sell weed to tourists.

The third pathway is for the basement dwelling neckbeard which lacks the ability to socialize (ruling out his ability to budtend). This is the "Would you like Fries with that?" Patwhway! It teaches students rudimentary english, social studies, and something called Alaska Finances. Alaska Finances will include three steps, saving up a massive pile of money II. Racking up 2x that stash in credit card debt, III. making payments faster than your money grows, and hoping it will last.

With these three new Pathways Alaska is destined for greatness!

B.Walker-Blowhard-in-cheif