The vote by a handful of property owners over whether they wanted to be next door to a new cemetery...

... has filled the aching void in our journalism elites, a void that was created when the Dalhousie Dentistry School "scandal" (roll eyes) resulted in zero (yet so-much-wanted) jail sentences over the hurt feelings of a handful of dentistry students.

There used to be a time when the overly-excitable activist urge of journalists was ventilated and tempered and attenuated during their college years when they wrote for blaring campus newspapers, leaving behind those extremes as they later took their seats at large-circulation papers.

Those days are gone. Now it's nineteen-going-on-messiah  forever...