Quick! 

Somebody Give Jeff Sessions Some Drugs


Willie Nelson agrees:

Jeff Sessions is real worried about pot. 

The damn government is crashing down around him and Sessions is real worried about pot.

When Willie Nelson was told that Jeff Sessions said that pot is “only slightly less awful than heroin,” Willie said:


"I wonder if he’s tried both of them. I don’t think you can really make a statement like that unless you tried it all. So I’d like to suggest to Jeff to try it and then let me know later if he thinks he’s still telling the truth!"