There is a guy down the street who has parked his car on the street without moving it for 15 years. If I could start writing tickets, I would start with him. And then there is a homeowner who is nearby who lets their shrubbery grow over the sidewalk so that I have to walk in the street to go by. I would issue them a ticket too. And the Jeffco school busses that speed in my neighborhood. Finally, I will issue a citation to every construction zone flagger who holds out the "slow" sign when all the work is stopped because it is lunch time. Oh, one more thing, I am going to issue citations to all the grocery store clerks who ask, "did you find everything okay?" just because it annoys me.