" I'd say that you're high-strung enough."

Great! Where do I go to have the taxpayers pay $150 per month towards my house payment since I am doing that instead of being homeless? 

You want the taxpayers to pay for the homeless' housing so they can spend their $150 per month on cigarettes, so it would only be fair to do the same for me!  

And that doesn't even count the money some of them are spending on alcohol or meth or heroin instead of housing that you also want me to subsidize by providing their housing.