When a 1/2 dozen duckies died on a Suncor tailings pond a few years back, from the public outrage you would have thought that the world had ended. A few million $ in fines were seen as a slap on the wrist and an "insult" according to the eco-screamers.

Therefore, we should hopefully expect the same degree of vigilance as cute little fishies and lobsters get mangled in this terrible, terrifying contraption.

And don't forget to look out for the micro-fishies just like those that were "devastated" by the leak of a few hundred liters of fuel oil in Vancouver a year ago: that was worth an entire article in the Globe. The horror, the horror...

Too funny.