Why can't millennials just drive their SUVs to the same Applebees in the same strip mall and order the same bowl of chicken soup with a side dry white toast every night like Sans Flangi? 

I think we need a ballot initiative. Sans Flangi and every other Denver Post comment section crank should give us their daily itinerary-- the roads they travel, their favorite places of interest, the social and economic issues they value, and then the state and local governments can make sure every Coloradans' tax dollars ONLY  support whatever Sans Flangi and the other cranks on the board value.