Seems the Trumpettes are enjoying some mulled holiday kool-aid this morning. Possibly mulled with meth, I'm not sure. Anyway, it's an alt-fest for sure.

Back here on planet Earth, Hillary Clinton collected 3 million more votes than the Tan Trumpet, according to "math." That is an unprecedented—or should that be "unpresidented"?—loss for a candidate taking the oath of office. DT spun his electoral college win as a "landslide." The actual rank, using "statistics," ranks 46th out of 58 elections held in America.

This morning, Tweetle-Dumb took credit for holiday shopping numbers. Tomorrow, why not the weather? Get ready to re-tweet!

The Trumped-Up One, at 43%, has the lowest popularity of any incoming president of the modern era. President Obama, with his approval rating sitting at 57 percent—well, you do the "math." Extra credit for not needing a calculator!

In the immortal words of Inigo Montoya, "You keep using that word—"Mandate." I do not think it means what you think it means."