HEY, HEY, HEY!!!  News Alert!!!  Just in from CNN, MSNBC, ABC, CBS and NBC...all of you Trump haters are welcomed to be interviewed for positions on their news staff.  For information call 511 and ask to speak with Mr. Donald Duck.  Also in, SNL is holding auditions for new faces to partake in skits regarding Trump, for information call 211 and ask to speak with Mrs. Donald Duck.  You all have a nice southern fried chicken day, need to check on my personal property on the plantation.  You all be good to one another, yah hear!!!