Troll = a person who sows discord on the Internet by starting arguments or upsetting people, by posting inflammatory messages in an online community with the deliberate intent of provoking readers into an emotional response or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion, often for their own amusement.

check, check, check, hodad is a troll.

I think I'll feed the troll this time. Try reading the law.  Bicycle riders have all the same rights and responsibilities as any other vehicle operator:

13 AAC 02.385