Don't forget the background check! It's not what you know or can do for a company, rather it's whether you can "pass" a criminal background check. What percentage of murderers are serial? How many liquor stores has Martha Stewart held up since she was convicted of a felony 13 years ago? What's a felony? (Whatever lawmakers/politicians say it is.) Even though the government commits crimes and makes mistakes regularly, more often than Martha Stewart, why does no one do a criminal background check on the government before they welcome it into his or her life?