Meanwhile, in Little Havana, Cuba aka The Tiny Banana Republic of Hawaii in the middle of the Pacific with commie dictator Fidel Castrowell, the inept (D)onkey party is scratching it's head wondering who will pay for their choo-choo, bums and government pension as they've managed to completely give the middle finger to every Fortune 500 firm on the mainland from ever possibly relocating their HQ to this pumice rock along with thousands of white collar jobs.