Our BBQ is hot and juicy.  The debates are dry, cotton-mouth, and mealy.  Our atmosphere is warm, congenial and personal.  The debates are impersonal, cold, and structured.  Our candidates will be relaxed and willing to address each question and any amount of follow-up.  The debates set candidates on their guard, using stock answers, knowing there will be no follow-up.  Our format will allow anyone willing to pay out their 20 bucks to ask their questions.  The debates feature cadres of self-important activists each competing to see who can ask the best "gotcha" question.  We feature free expression.  Really in reality.

Looking forward to Mr. Clark's next response in order to keep this publicity thread going.