"Russian President Vladimir Putin hailed his first face-to-face meeting with U.S. President Donald Trump, saying today he thinks Trump accepted his assurances that Russia didn’t meddle in the U.S. presidential election and that their conversation could be a model for improving ties between the two countries."   Translated into get-real: "Russian Marionettist Vladimir Putin dorked U.S. Pissant Donald Trump, saying today he knows Trump bought his b******t story hook line and sinker that Russia didn’t meddle in the U.S. presidential election and that their phony a** conversation could be a model for how to manipulate a steaming pile of egotistical orange дерьмо."