Hey Monty, you must have missed this article on the Post site.  Maybe you can quote us a little of your favorite passages?

https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/living-dangerously-catches-up-to-capitals-in-game-2-loss-to-maple-leafs/2017/04/15/8cb9e6c2-2142-11e7-a0a7-8b2a45e3dc84_story.html?tid=a_inl&utm_term=.2d401a374b30