YOU have a lot to learn.  APD runs their butts off 24/7.  

Why don't you enroll in the Anchorage Citizen's Police Academy and learn something?  I completed it last year and it is eye opening.  Enrollment for this opportunity is open NOW!  

You can also go for a ride-a-long with APD and see/learn what they do at 0300 hours.  You will be amazed and will get an education in one shift!  

http://www.muni.org/Departments/police/ComAffairs/Pages/CitizensAcademy.aspx

http://www.muni.org/Departments/police/forms/Documents/ridealong2015.pdf

Put your time/effort/energy/attitude where your mouth is.