Oh, my Alaska, truly we are the greatest state in the Union:
#1 in sexual assault
#1 fetal alcohol spectrum disorders
#1 unemployment
#1 health care costs
#1 STD transmission rates
#1 effects of anthropogenic climate change
#1 domestic violence
#1 (move over Oklahoma) legislature bought and paid for by energy industry
#1 ICBM strike zone

Now, before one of you keyboard warriors gets your knickers in a twist and types out an angry "Don't let the door hit you on the way out!" take a breath and think. Are you defending this? If so, why?