Oak, like Your Js, they ain't good enough to throw the ball around, mess up on the bases, fail to make plays, to essentially give their opponents extra outs and still expect to win.

The As are beating themselves, which is what the not-very-good teams tend to do

Your Js remain the worst team in the AL for run differential, so their 11th-best record in the AL is actually flattering, as hard as that is to get your head around.

Carrera bunting, eh?  Even for a base hit, your team is way ahead, hit the ball, man.