The activist group is on ridiculous, laughable grounds in trying to make it a criminal offense (roll eyes) for anyone to terminate the life of a lobster or a crab using anything other than a special electric shock stun device.

Seriously, give me a break.

Do these activists ever spend time in the real world, in the real outdoors?

It is summer, the outdoor log fire is burning on the sandy rocks, it is an isolated beach, and I get my hands on a legal-sized crab, lobster or fish?

Sorry, activist folks, but out comes my hatchet and it is either off with its head (fish) or else a quick midsection left-from-right bisection anteriorly (crab or lobster).

It is ridiculous, your demands for a special electric shock stun device to be the only legal means of terminating such wildlife, and for there to be jail sentences for anybody using methods that have been used for, um, thousands of years including by indigenous natives who, last time I heard, were praiseworthy for their approach to nature.