My "cherry-picked" selections!


"No sensuous pleasure can compare to the thrill of righteousness"!

"People love the chance to get all apocalyptic" 

"tooth decay in chickens"!

"Even though the scientists are right about climate change, the sanctimony is awfully heavy."

"The Paris accords were a bunch of drunks agreeing to go on the wagon"

"They want him to walk into church and moon the clergy. They’ve always wanted to do it themselves but didn’t dare offend their devout neighbors."

"They believed in Family Loyalty and outsiders can go to hell."

"And he did the speech and was reamed by the media and academicians and loser Democrats, that whole high-fiber crowd, and you know what? He does not care."