As a resident of the infamous Whiteaker Neighborhood I often drive by the Eugene Mission. When I see dozens of down and out Caucasians assembled outside this facility I wonder what is wrong with these people. 

Since our friend Charles Dalton insists that we live in a society committed to “white privilege”; shouldn’t these honkies be lounging by their pools waiting for domestic servants of color to refill their drinks? Where are their chauffeurs? Why haven’t the maids washed their clothes?

Reality is much more confusing than infantile college town rants!