I did Petrus. 

But, you know what? Fine.  Debating with you has literally been like trying to talk a toddler  down from a grocery store tantrum.  At some point,  countering becomes pointless and you just have to let them scream and thump the floor until they tire themselves out.

So hear this, world, the rest of you can stop arguing now. It's been done to perfection. All of you from Capital Hill to Vanderbilt University to the Richmond Junior High debate class should envy Petrus, for you shall never be as right as this Roman Rock. His?her arguments are an epoch-shattering success and I stake my life on it!  In fact, let's share that with the rest of the world shall we?

I hereby declare that Petrus shall be right throughout all eternity and, if I am wrong, I promise to take my own life in the most disgusting manner possible. So keep this. Print it out Petrus as my humble homage to the most perfect, flawless, skilled and consistently right debater since the dawn of time.