Washer fluid for hot weather?

Pshaw.  Cleaning the windshield at every fill-up is sufficient defense against bug splat.  Save your money to buy quality stuff for the winter with a rating of at least -40C.  The cheap no-name stuff merely substitutes road salt for frost.

I was surprised, too, that there is no mention of joining an auto club.  One service call will save you the cost of membership, and it also protects you from the vultures that prey on the 401 and other highways.  Nifty perks, too, like partner discounts, and, for the dinosaurs among us, free road maps!