Today is the beginning of the end of your life.  The ice caps are melting, Oregon and Washington are going to be destroyed by a earthquake and Sunami, the economy is going to tank.  This is the end of everything as we know it.  We are all going to die!  

Cheer up mate.  Some of the most fun I ever had as an Oregon fan was when Harrington was playing and our talent level wasn't anywhere near what it is now, and we won 7,8, even 9 games.  Who cares about dynasty?  Care about the ducks, you old Eeyore.  

"Good morning, Pooh Bear," said Eeyore gloomily. "If it is a good morning," he said. "Which I doubt," said he.
"Why, what's the matter?"
"Nothing, Pooh Bear, nothing. We can't all, and some of us don't. That's all there is to it."
"Can't all what?" said Pooh, rubbing his nose.
"Gaiety. Song-and-dance. Here we go round the mulberry bush."