"Read the plain words of what Trump actually said, and it is clear this is simply not so."
Kellyanne?  Kellyanne Conway??  Is that you?  Or is it Kate McKinnon writing this?  I can never tell the difference when either of you tells me up is down and the sky is purple instead of blue.  Regardless, I just LOVE your work!  It's almost a parody of an old Abbott & Costello routine.  Glad to see that ADN still has a sense of humor during these grim times.