You've been to Jersey?  What exit?
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"Comparing the crime rate of Jersey with Hawaii is Ludicrous."   No, actually the following is "Ludicrous":
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yt849wJyVk
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Finally what is the source of your phobia associated with "angst"?  If it is the result of trauma you may be entitled to monetary damages.  Feel free to contact my office for a free consultation.