Top three ways Hanabusa will invigorate the governorship:

1.  Mirror installed at the governor's mansion will provide timely reminders of "who's the fairest one of all."

2.  Remodeling opportunities will abound when a tornado drops a house - containing  a young girl and her dog - right on top of Washington Place.

3.  The name of Hawaii's capital will change from "Honolulu" to "New Salem of Eastwick."