Alternate truth? LOL!
Apparently, a Sam Canada specialty.
You ever going to stop with your lies ...... sorry, "alternate truths", Sam Canada? 
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"Kids don't get criminal records in this country - not for decades"
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The "ALTERNATE TRUTH" OF THE DAY right here, folks!

The next thing you know, you'll be claiming that marijuana impairs and marijuana impaired collisons cost this country $1.09 to $1.28 BILLION IN 2012.

Laughable.