Wow, with such an inchoate congeries of illogic, ignorance and self-serving fabrication, where does one start?

With the distinction between the ritual law and the moral law? With the fact that Jesus never said a word about rape or slavery either? With the fact that the principles of sexual morality rest on natural law and not on Biblical literalism? With the obvious truism that Catholics are not Biblical fundamentalists anyway? With the point that the Church does not worship merely the Jesus character from the Gospels but also  the Risen Christ who revealed Himself to St. Paul? With the rather obvious doctrine that not everything Jesus said got written into the Gospels and Catholics believe much, if not most, of his teaching was transmitted orally to the Apostles and by them to the Church in the teachings of the ordinary magisterium?

Really, no point beginning at all. Cum ignorante principia, nequit disputari.