"He was hungry"

I do like that.  Lets add;  the clocks changed to daylight savings time the night before also.

Sooo,  we've got;  

Jesus woke earlier than usual because of the change to daylight savings time.  He was hungry, but who wouldn't be.  Hanging around on that cross all day was tougher than he thought it would've been.  

But anyway, He was hungry.  So he crept  out to the door.  

In the dim pre-dawn light, he could see that the guards were asleep. He quickly slipped past them, and headed toward the market for some breakfast.