I'm a genuine, registered, big "L" libertarian, 37emrob but I couldn't pull the lever for Gary "Hillary Clinton, a wonderful public servant, I guess I would say that" Johnson.  Couldn't. Do. It.

The Union of Soviet Socialist Republics wasn't communist?  In other news, Dewey Beats Truman, and Welcome Madam President.  Really, that's the most astonishing thing I've read in the past month.

What the heck is a Trumnik? Is that a mix of "Trump" and "nik", the Russian equivalent of the suffix "-er"? Pretty tricky. Of course, if you actually had a clue...