It will be a Barnum and Baily circus ,mixed with the  Ziegfeld Follies of glamour and excitement when his traveling road show come your town. 76 trombones will lead the  parade as he meets the common man.  Children of every  skin colour will shower him with  flowers and sing their tradition native songs (expect for English ). First Nations cultural identity groups in native costumes made of endangered eagle feathers will beat drums and  dance, for hours and hours  and hours for him.  Then  we will be scolded that we just don't appreciate Canada as much as he does.