The only reality in Reality TV is the egotistical, abusive, bullying culture that it comes out of. Whether it's scheming and backstabbing over who to exclude, or the boss shouting and swearing at underlings, Americans lap it up. As long as it's someone else getting the abuse, it's fun. They fantasize about getting the chance to dish out abuse in their own powerless lives.

Come on, Doyle. You're better than this. Find something worthwhile to watch.