What is it with guys like him and having idealized oil portraits of themselves? (Let me guess, he paid for it through a business account so he could write it off. The other thing is the posed pictures with celebs or the powerful. I remember being in a modest office in the USA. The plant manager had pictures of him shaking hands with three presidents - the plant was the place to go in the town when campaigning, and he was the manager...)

If I were him I would hide the painting, the 'Dorian Gray' thing isn't working....