What's wrong with you people? Why can't you just love your corrupt, decadent government?

You know Justin cares about you and loves you. And look at how often he shows up on page six of various tabloids around the world. And that hair! Look at Justin's glorious hair!

I mean, what else could you possibly want? 

Now shut up and pay your taxes. As Dalton McGuinty said, "we need that money!"