Msgr. Guido Sarducci, perfect!  

This pious fiction nation clings to diplomatic immmunity, which forever keeps relevant evidence about sexual abuse out of the hands of US law enforcement, and that of other nations.What a perfect hide-away to keep the truth hidden. 

Cardinals will fall all over themselves to play the couple for whatever ego strokes the starry-eyed crave. All that finery and majesty tend to turn powerful adults into spluttering adolescents brimming with deference and donations to the Papal Foundation. Of course, Your Eminence.