Wow!!
I salute, Sir.
And the Public Relations Writers of America salute you. You have raised the bar.
You surpass even the lofty standards set by Sean Spicer ("the biggest inauguration crowd in history") in crafting a guise of competency to this Strangelovian megalomaniac -- or "moron," as his Secretary of State prefers. A feat  of unparalleled imagination and creativity.
Bernie Madoff  and Martin Shkreli  could use your talents.