Twas the first light of Christmas

and all through the house

not a creature was stirring

except for "Big Glenn" and "Eyes Wide Open" who, with bug-eyes and tomato red cheeks and steam hissing from their ears, just had to type in a diatribe against the left or Trudeau or whatever...

... in any event, like Santa says, Merry Christmas, everyone! Hopefully your day is full of family, friends, fun and fine chocolate.