Send $19.95 or more in cash, check, money order, gold, diamonds, or the signed deed to your house to stop global warming now! 

Attn: Krook Caldwell or Bernie Madoff 
c/o The Banana Republic of Honolulu
PO Box SUCKERS
Beverly Hills, CA 90210

With your donations we can stop the snowflakes from melting! So please open your libtard hearts and wallets and send in those donations!