Boots, it is YOU who are the joke. 

And make no mistake there are those who remember that back on May 14, 2014 @ 05:59 PM under the guise of "ehrhornp" you wrote:  “No, I was never dumb enough to enlist in the military. I do not believe in selling my soul for a few dollars. And since when has the US military actually defended America? I think their record is pretty bad.”

You can slither, squirm and try to disappear behind a name change but as Joe Louis once told his ring opponent, “you can run, but you can’t hide”.

You have indelibly marked yourself with stain that will not wash off.