I hope this Cat has done diversity in his accounts. 

If the end is nigh for dividend stocks, then the folks he entrusted with his 'cash' (a dividend paying corporation) hopefully stays solvent.  The CDIC only guarantees $100K in useless CAN$. 

Or is he betting his future on a dividend paying aristocrat? LOL!

This Cat might just end up in a 'litter' box.