Lisa and 'Lisbeth had a sit down
And passed a lovely joint around
Don was there and so was Dan
But Dan couldn't see, with his head in the sand


They smoked some more and joked a lot
Everyone laughed when someone said "Pot"
Drank some wine and got the munchies
But nobody had any tasty crunches

So they called up The Donald and gave him a Hey!
Caviar and Vodka were soon on the way
Compliments of Putin for voting to sway
Where is McCarthy, to save the day?