Uhhhhh.... there WAS as way.

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Republicans: WHY SHOULD I PAY TO INSURE THE LAZY (PROBABLY LIBERAL) POORS??? PAY FOR YOUR OWN HEALTH INSURANCE, POORS!!! STOP MOOCHING OFF THE REST OF US!!!!!!!!

Obama: Okay, we'll institute an individual mandate, a Republican proposal from the 90s, that will require everyone to pay at least a portion for their own insurance coverage so that everyone has some 'skin in the game' and the insurance pools will be large enough to function properly. Happy now?

Republicans: OMG!!!!!! FREEDOM DIESSSSS! MAOBAMA IS FORCING THIS DOWN OUR THROATS!!!!!!! NO INDIVIDUAL MANDATE GOVERNMENT OPPRESSION!!!!

Normal, Rational Americans: *Sigh*