Nice bit of satire that accurately depicts the selection process by the Liberals in 2013 when they chose The Space Cadet (Trudeau) over The Space Man (Garneau).

But you left out some absolutely crucial criteria from that race, namely,

- Experience as a bar bouncer and as a snow board instructor.

- Refusal to read newspapers and watch TV news and reliance on others to explain these things to him.

- Belief in the perpetual superiority in governing and as PMs of Quebecers over all others in Canada.

- Willingness to leave the federation and join the Quebec separatists if he doesn't get his own way in terms of undefined Canadian values which to him are actually whatever trendy superficialities strike his fancy at the current moment.

- Belief that Canada is the world's first post-national state and, as such, has no basic identity, culture or values.  (Try squaring this with the item directly above.)

If they are to ape the Liberals in 2013, the CPC delegates have a tough job to do.