You wrote Hawaii is like ' Appalachia and the Ozarks'. Is that not in the Midwest? I think if we took a poll asking if you are complaining or observing everyone but you would say complaining. 
I said 80 percent of the people here are local - but that was too high, its more like 58 percent according to the last census.
I didn't say SDSU people wanted to sleep or party with me (although it was a retreat for west coast fraternities, so partying was on the menu), but rather I observed partying etc to a degree that i didn't witness while living in the UH dorms at the time. 
I didn't compare NYC to Hawaii (although you did, and clearly prefer NYC). What I said was I would never move there and presume to tell them I know a place that has a better mindset - however you clearly have no problem doing such a thing. 
And finally, you may be the best tipper ever. but to say your accomplishments speak for themselves right after bragging about one of them makes you a tad hypocritical?