Wait. What? Smoking is the health risk you're worried about here? I don't smoke and what I worry about is MY LIFE. Its not safe after dark downtown. Don't even lie. And I didn't just fall off the bus.  Oh no, I'm a fifth generation native.  Denver is NOT SAFE! You're worried about what,  smoke? I'm worried about,  um, violence. Why don't you address that? You criminals drive me to drink. And smoke.