Corned-beef dirigible Trump does not want a press corps, where openness and dialogue is the norm, just like every other president before him. Instead, he wants a Ministry of Information. . .

Just like they have in that one big country you've seen mentioned in the news so much lately. You know, that one country that may or may not have planted this idiot in the White House...

It's okay, though. If its one thing the Vile Talking Yam has always been known for, its his impeccable judgment. So we don't need an open media to be a watchdog on the White House, because we all know we can trust him to always do the right thing. Nothing to see here, folks.