Me!!! Vote for meeee!!! I want the auditor job! I'm perfect for it! No stone left unturned, no drawers not rifled! I will keep meticulous notes, hire consultants, review reports. I'll hire pollsters, mobsters and molls. My staff will be from among Eugene's finest: Motley, CD, BRM, DG, SD, GC, JMS and Cat. 
This is the job I've been waiting for.