Would you like a little cheese with your whine?  I'm not voting for either of the so-called 'choices'.

Frumpy the Clown has ONE mission--to make sure Killary the Blood Countess gains the White House.  Please tell me you've noticed that nearly every time it looks like he's getting ahead he crashes and burns.

You think someone with Frump's resources can't hide his 'indiscretions'?  Your idol's feet are made of dried elephant dung.  And ironically it's the Republicans who are flogging the dead donkey.

"Ya been TOOK!  Ya been HOODWINKED!  Ya been HAD!" (Malcolm 'X', rah'matullahi alayhi)

PS: your attempt isn't in the right meter.  Let's try again, indeed.