Ok... that's enough of this patriotic, Murkan nonsense now, G&M.

The head banging sport called "football" where the ball is in someone's hand 99% of the time is sooooo yesterday's newspapers.

Parents are pulling their kids out of football in droves.

The Superbowl is just one big beer and fast food commercial that has very little to do with real sport.

The National Felon League has also become a bad joke.

Move this nonsense headline back to the entertainment section where it belongs.