Perhaps we could have OS provide you with private tutoring lessons on a weekly basis?  Say an hour a week, mano y mano?  No stinking Civil censors involved.  Just 'Frank exchanges of views' between the two of you?

I'd want the popcorn concession, of course.  

Since you would be a personal participant, it would only be fair that you receive any income from providing appropriate beverages to spectators and fans.