Justerien actually does have a few accomplishments under his belt.

He was the inspiration for "lick your phone" in China.
Potatoes are now more than just a vegetable.
The "rolled-up sleeve" look has left the pig-sty.
Money CAN and does buy anything.
Credit cards given to teenagers can work.  Oops, i think he failed that one.
A drug addict needs support and admiration so that he may continue his carefree lifestyle.
Marijuana will increase productivity in Cheetoes factories.

All in 14 months.  Busy, busy that boy.

Feel free to add to the list.