Nom De Plume??  In your never–ending search for an identity......a persona, (or maybe a personality?) you choose 'Nom de Plume’?  A French word that literally means “pen name”.  
I thought “Real American Conservatives” such as yourself, hated anything French. 
Have you already forgotten “Freedom Fries”?

Anyway Don, good luck in your search for an identity.

Oh, one more thing, “pavlov catfish”, is a photograph.