Cheeks those little muscles below the eyes. There was wave after wave of laughter!  What a time!  I'm smiling at the experience.  What a guy!  

If you'd like to pursue your own proclivities, there are people who can help, but chilling the attitude might make you seem more acceptable, attractive, less, you know, obnoxious.  First impressions, you know.  But that's only me talking.

You signed off as "Dickie" on an earlier comment.  Would you prefer to be called something else?