JH message;

There are lots of ways to invest but patient, smart, wealth building winners do it my way.
They will never own a "Dog of the Week"...trust me.
Being an Dividend Aristocrat means never...ever... having to say your sorry.
Whether you are 30 or 75 with bad coronary arteries...stick to your "long term plans".
DRIP +++
Never sell...please
Buy and hold what I tell you

Maybe now you look at your statements a bit closer...and hopefully sell your overpriced MF's and buy  more of what I tell you.
If the market crashes, do not sell.....borrow $500K from your kids and reinvest
If that fails, sell house and rent...these Aristocrat's never stay down for long...ever.
That nagging cough is nothing
If you should (sadly) pass on during a market meltdown......your heirs will be thrilled to get a bunch of these stocks instead of 2016 (bonus) cash

Now...we are done here;
When I snap my fingers, you will awaken,amnesic,and on another RoB page...
something about investment checklists.

SNAP!