I'll forever wish to read the following headline:
 "The Department of Justice has today filed multiple felony charges against former President Barack H Obama (aka Barry Soetoro), former Director of NSA James Clapper, former Atty General Loretta Lynch, former Atty General Eric Holder, former FBI Director James Comey, former Secretary of State Hillary R. Clinton, and other unnamed defendants pursuant to crimes prosecutable under the RICO statutes. Certain of the defendants are also being further charged with Treason and/or Sedition. Defendants are in custody pending arraignment. The Department further adds that Defendants are to be held without bail pending trial."