It must have been pretty embarrassing to read what you wrote, and that's probably why you need to deflect and project all the stuff about poor writing and being ashamed of yourself. And you should be ashamed of yourself; publicly writing about how your kids are more social than self-actualized, and that one went so far as to become a cop. But then you say you are "insanely proud of them" anyway - they are creative, so who cares about "their crap job prospects", or something like that. I'm guessing your kids' degrees aren't very useful or worth very much given their majors, and that maybe mom should have provided a bit more pragmatic guidance?

You started by making negative generalizations about "boomers", and then went on to defend "millennials" as a whole. And I guess in this simplified world you're just a "cynical Gen-X'er" who hates her parents and who isn't rationalizing or responsible for anything, especially what you write and say, or the lack of thought you put into it...