Agree. Its *completely* farcical that Jacob Zuma has the bald-faced temerity to talk about enquiries into state capture. The facade state investigates the shadow state? So the captured, corrupt president will coordinate a captured, corrupt team that investigates... him and his corrupt friends ? 
 
And find...? Nothing.     Well, there' s a surprise. 

Its like he thinks we're all so stupid that we will go "Oh, he must be innocent if he wants it investigated." 

Chuckle chuckle chuckle. How many zeroes does my bank account offshore have now? Ooops hold on....many, many more than three. Better ask Ajay to tell me how to say that big number.