So special :/  This to me -> "Don't strain your eyes pouring over the National Enquirer" won't help you find U.S. History, which will answer this (also from you to me) -> "War? Slavery? Never heard about it. What in Heaven's Earth are you referring to?" 

Obvious U.S. schools dropped the ball re education. Demand a refund. War and Slavery are a major part of U.S. History.