Seriously Globe and Mail..
I wasn't aware you had moved into comedy...  but this one is pretty good..
I want to be the first to hear about Marg Wente , you know, watching that motivational video of Tony Robbins, visualizing a day at the keyboard tearing someone a new one,  journal it all down to read again next week,  heading out and saving the planet, never hitting the snooze button and , everyone , always .... making their bed.
Please repeat this affirmatively.