You can brandish your opinion all you want, but marital life for Jesus (and John the Baptist) wasn't in the gospel narratives as it was for Peter and others. There are too many depths of silence to cover that alleged biblical bliss, not only in Jesus' script, words  but in the absence of others who could have alluded to it. One wonders, too, if Jesus -- at age 12 in the Temple, knowing He had to be about his "Father's business" (and the challenges, to say the least, that that Redemptive "business" and endurance would entail) -- would even consider marriage and having a young family, only to have to abandon them later on (his widow and young orphans) "to do his Father's will"  -- unless you have Jesus an overgrown child (in his twenties) playing at marriage, childless, a holy automaton without heart or complexity, indulging only on an oral level (food, drink and preaching)? There are too many angles you don' t consider in your scheme, not least abandoning his kids to raise the dead.