Gee, I think I'll give my Saudi Royal friends a call to have a brand new shipment of real oil delivered to my Eastern homestead.

Love it so much because it's less expensive, lighter, cleaner and now almost completely benzene free.

Look, mom, no spills into my own drinking water either.

It's the best !

Don't suppose New Brunswick refining Newfoundland and Labrador's offshore oil would make any sense.

They should pipe it from about 5,000 km away instead.