If you've ever read anything about Steven Spielberg, you will immediately recognize this movie as more or less Spielberg's own life.

It's the kind of movie that will only appeal to a very small group of people -- mainly, other Spielbergs.

There's a reason this movie was a big bomb at the box office. It's a pretentious self-serving look at the director's early life.

And frankly, it wasnt an especially interesting childhood. For goodness sake, have some humility. Write a biography and let someone else turn it into a movie.

I was bored out of my mind. In fact, I fell asleep for maybe 30 minutes int he middle.

Move on.