I am at a complete loss as to what this film has to offer. In fact, IMDb's rule of "10 lines minimum" is an enormous hurdle because there is so little to say about this train wreck of a movie. The story has no real value or importance, the characters are labored and boring, and the storyline itself falls far short of interesting.

I am trying to think of something positive to say about the movie but nothing comes to mind.

Do not use my quickie review to decide whether or not to see this movie. As a major fan of movies I will provide no information that gives the movie away. I can say that, much as I love movies, this insignificant little movie does not make my top 1,000 list.

I want my time back.