Let's take two good actors and mix them with a little Japanese scenery, put some irrelevant dialogue and couple of significant stares..voila! We made a hit! No, no, no.. this movie is so boooring I fast forwarded half of it. No plot, mediocre acting, no fun, nothing. Coppola was better in Godfather (then you know how bad this movie is). I can't even criticize it enough because nothing happens. There's absolutely nothing to write about, just that I lost hour and half on nothing. I could have been watching paint dry and it would give me the same feeling. Maybe these two protagonists could get real jobs, you know, something physical or something to do with their hands so they are not so bored and depressed all the time. Or they could just kill themselves. Either way, nobody would care. They're irrelevant. The movie is irrelevant. And boring as hell. Thank you for your attention.