"Your mission, should you choose to accept it" is to pack the thinnest and least original script since the invention of ticking time bombs with as many stunt opportunities as possible (here is a clue: got an appointment with the deadly attractive but irresistibly poisonous brunette du jour in the very heart of Paris? Forget about riding the good old subway: simply sky-dive from stratospheric heights overhead with some cumbersome scuba diving equipment - thereby ensuring a good 10 minutes of adrenaline-infused free fall), to endow characters predictable from frame one with impossible moral dilemmas (should I save the whole of us 7 billion earthlings or just spare this one single life?) and bizarre fantasies (said brunette cannot help flinging herself on charismatic hero about twice her age), and to revive desperately cliché dialogues and situations (IMF teammate #1, looking concerned: 'there is one solution but it is way too dangerous'; IMF teammate #2 (a woman), jaw dropping in disbelief: 'you mean we might all die on this mission?'; IMF chief operative glances across from the steering wheel and shrugs his shoulders; IMF teammate #4 flashing a sympathetic smile: 'Gotta do the job, guys!') with breathtaking views of familiar city skylines and Norwegian fjords masquerading as some Asian inter-border war zone. Guess what ? They pulled it off... the Irreversibly Monetized Franchise delivered on all counts. Let us hope the next message they receive will provide more inspiration - or the IMF may simply Fall to Pieces, for all its superb filming and awe-striking stunts.