This movie was tripe in its elemental form. I didn't laugh once. I didn't find myself moved in any way. I found myself on the verge of sleep. Not even the beautiful Scarlett Johansson could break the abysmal drone of nothingness that followed this movie from start to finish. I watched it all; I hoped that something would happen that would break the long tone of monotonous drivel. It's a comedy alright, folks; Coppola was probably consumed in bouts of hysterical laughter at the fact that unfortunates like myself bothered to watch the movie. I guess what makes it even more funny, though a sad reflection on today's modern society, is the actuality that this 102 minute gag has received an average of 7.9 through votes by the common person. That's the real joke, right?