I bought a subscription to Showtime just to watch this since it's been hyped so much and I love JLC and Michelle Yeoh. I'm only an hour into the movie and I do not see what the hype was about. I'm going to finish it because my card was already charged the monthly fee but I don't have high hopes at all that it will suddenly be a great movie. I just had to pause the movie and come to the reviews cause I knew I couldn't be alone in thinking how absurd and just stupid this movie is.

Also, why is there a required character limit now to post reviews? I'm only typing out all this to fulfill it. DUMB!