Then what am I doing !? I am here  hero says it to all  the Love counselor ! A man ?  how can men ever be a love counselor  those who are more famous for creating ruckus and general unrest in the nation  egoistic and selfishanyways not their fault  its what his mother went through during - pre, while and post pregnancy  sons just represent the bitterness of their respective mothersand fathers.

If parents are bitter, fighting & contradictory in nature  children more or less become like themvery few change for better or for worst due to circumstances, peer pressure or some accident  like Khalil Gibran had a  strong willed , not giving up easily mother (Kamilla) but a fraud, cheat father who was jailed (framed falsely or otherwise I do not know)  but she went on and on and on  son saw it all , felt it all, imbibed it all  imbibed a lot from Mother nature  and became a precious Pearl ! Anyways scenes from Hindi film something taken  Jhalli(uncouth) girl (daughter of Army officer Kabir Bedi) very tom boyish as father always wanted a son so the daughter tried to please father by becoming and behaving like a boy ..but when she grows up, she falls in love with an uncouth boy(long hair, flunky life style)  now what? Army officer , Major. Hero acts like a college boy who was deputed to protect Kabir Bedi's daughter as she was to become an "endangered species"  some terrorists had threatened him that they will get his daughter. In the meanwhile it is shown that Kabir Bedi , being an Army Oficer is so busy with looking after the nation that he has no time for family and there is a major communication gap between father and daughter ! God knows how they get such ideas about Life of Army families !! Hang on  there is yet another locha case in here  the flunky fella , the uncouth army officer's daughter is in love with is the step brother of Major Shah Rukh !! for 20 years, mother and flunky son were lamenting father's absence from their life  whereas father was living happily ever after with shah rukh's mother and son shah rukh  he had died actually and son shah rukh had come to celebrate the last rites with step mother and son  actually I have missed the first scene  saw it from the scene where he is seen singing and dancing with young college boys and girls who are you waiting for ? - song.

hero asks heroine to make the uncouth girl as feminine and oomph filled and as coquettish as she is . She agrees  and the uncouth girls straightens her hair , wears a Indian attire  hang on  a ladies shirt with thread knots showing the waxed back ! uncouth boy sees it and falls in love with immediate effect.

In the mean time uncouth guy's mother's birthday arrives and so shah rukh suggests that he should cut his hairmother drops the "puja ki plate " (this is where I went mad  no one drops plate after worshipping Me just joking ) and mother and son are both very happy.

In comes a physics professor  a male with a pony tail !..who is actually the terrorist  but knew wave motion, light rays, vernier calipers, vector and scalar scale measurementetc which a physics professor teaches  amazing things this education has taught us I tell you! Look at me for example ! how am I utilizing my education have you ever wondered dear readers ? by being an Alkaline Critic ..unlike the acid critics who you see often! - Then there is a prom festival where they sing "white-6 boys-6" a song where men are requesting women to be a one-man woman !how times have changed ! good.

In this song, Ms. Universe, Susmita sen, is wearing a red chiffon drape and the pallu is taken in a very advantageous way.. from the men's point of view  see the movie yourself and enjoy.