I drove my 2004 Nissan Altima to this movie with the expectations that it would distract me from my chronic mental deterioration. I however gained a few extra disorders. This movie was so painful my open heart operation where I was given to little anaesthesia and was accidentally stil conscious was a better experience. This movie is like going on a walk with your weird uncle. You expect it to be fun and short. But it is long and traumatizing. I rather watch the top ten live leak decapitations than watch this horrendous pile of story less death of a franchise dog doodoo. I watched a small child write a story about a dog. It was written in crayon on a post it note but stil however had a better story line than this movie. The last time I was this dissatisfied is when I went to a brothel in Vietnam and found out there where to swords in this fight. This movie made me so mad I felt like remaking a scene from the Jeffrey dahmer documentary. Long story short if you want to flee the country without your kids leave them at this horrendously boring and stale movie and drive to Mexico.