The perfect reaction is Elaine when she went to watch The English Patient lol.

It's literally giving anyone a pile of money Brad Pitt and Leonardo DiCaprio and telling them to make a movie....

The story is so juvenile, with Charles Manson randomly thrown in.... 3 hours of Leonardo DiCaprio crying....

Al Pacino cameo completely forgotten, just rubbish drivel....

Literally it's a showcase of the actors skills where you can write dog barf and somehow still have them perform at such a high level.