It's absurd. A billionaire that wants to help the world by gathering insanely attractive people, that also all happen to be weapons/combat experts, to help the world by sloppily killing bad guys. Michael Bay movies have convinced me the man has never popped the hood of an engine or lit a fire in his life, considering everything in the movie blows up to city leveling degrees. (Billionaire wants to save world by taking out bad guys, sooooo those buildings gotta go) I don't know how long the movie was, because I blacked out during the slow motion walk scenes and plan explanation montages. What I'm trying to say is, the movie was long and bad. It's filled with cheesy one liners and product placement like you wouldn't believe. I've never wanted to drive a Ford F-150 while wearing RayBans more in my life. If you can make it to the end...keep a watchful eye out for the parkour kid's boots as he's walking. Then get ready to lose all faith in the film industry.