I don't even know where to start. So much about this movie left me saying "and..?" There are red herrings everywhere, things you think will be relevant to the plot (such as it is) but go nowhere. The characters are distinctly unlikable, and the storyline is all over the place. I appreciate seeing haute cuisine and food snobbery being lambasted, but 1978's "Who is Killing the Great Chefs of Europe?" did it better by far. I feel like I wasted an hour and forty-five minutes on this. I kept expecting it to get better, or at least become cohesive enough to follow, but it never did. The second half lost whatever thread it had and just wandered off. Meh. Hard pass.