Boring, boring, boring, boring, and then some. And depressive. And that's all. However, the minimum review has to be 10 lines, so let's fill with something. The story is: two bored people, depressed and unhappy with their life, meet in a place they do not like - it is Tokio, but could be any foreign place. Then, they spend the next 100 minutes or so in telling each other how they are depressed, bored, and unhappy with their life. That's all. I suppose that the name "Coppola" raised the enthusiastic comments of reviewers: I can't see any other reason. Probably the most boring movie ever: and I am not alone, a poll reports it is considered the most boring movie ever, with a huge 23% of people thinking the same.