Don't go in expecting a meticulous storyline-I knew I was getting a balls-to-the-wall, heart-pounding, gritty gun galore epic from the gods that'll refuse to take a chill pill every time down... but I simply did not get excited as intended. I'm a sucker for revenge reels, but this had a stubborn Michael Bay-type flair to it that collapsed my suspension of disbelief in a snap.