This movie's biggest crime (aside from the 2 hour run time and the waste of a field of talent) is its misnomer of a title. Filmed in Los Angeles, none of the unique charm of the city of Amsterdam is captured in this film.

Would have given a 0/10 if possible.

Not a single canal in over two hours of film.

Had this movie shot on location, perhaps the gorgeous lamp lined canal streets of Amsterdam could have masked the lifeless and frankly (that's not meant to be an Amsterdam pun) boring disaster of a plot.

They could have changed the title to any other city in the world and you'd never have known the difference.

All in all, don't name your movie after an iconic city if you're not going to film it there and not going to make it look even remotely like it.

Erase this movie from existence and give the city of Amsterdam a movie deserving of its name.