You can't creat a narrative around such depressing obnoxious and utterly pointless characters. The horror would have been great if I'd given a toss about a single one of them.

Let me get this straight.

You witness something marvellous and unique and your immediate reaction is to get hysterical with laughter.

I'm an enormous horror fan. But the writing is dreadful. The concept is great. But the execution is simply foul. There wasn't one character in it that I didn't want to get eaten alive by rodents. They were all awful.

Compare it to Babadook or It Follows and you're left cold.

Won't be watching this again. Ever.