The only reason I watched The Menu was because of the high rating it received and man did it completely miss the mark. Slow paced from beginning to the end and never got any better. In my opinion the entire concept of this movie made no sense and was just down right stupid. John Leguizamo's portrayal of Stephen Seagal was the best part of the movie and I'm sure he really is that sleazy in real life. That being said, I would not recommend this movie to anyone unless you absolutely had nothing better to do with your life and that's questionable. I mean if I had a choice I would rather watch paint dry.