Why do people still give Michael Bay money to make movies? Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me-right? I really don't get it.

I didn't realize this was a Michael Bay farce when I started watching it. There were some dumb lines clearly thrown in to appeal to 12- and 13-year-old white males, as well as some gratuitous explosions early on, but I figured it would get better rather than worse and so I kept watching. Wow, was I ever wrong. Don't get me wrong: I like a good action movie with plenty of flash bangs, but what Michael Bay does is just insulting.

Save yourself the hour and a half and skip this one.