Among the most boring films I've ever had the discomfort to sit through. The interaction between Bill Murray and the young bored wife was interesting but not enough to carry a feature. The views of the rooftops of Japan and the gal's bedroom (split between her sitting at her window or laying on her bed in her panties and a t-shirt), just weren't captivating. The sad part was that absolutely nothing happened...no resolution, no great epiphany, no plot. Two boring hours of light interaction between two bored adults. I could go watch the neighbors watch tv and be as entertained.

Now, please, don't attack me for being shallow, not "getting it" or any of the other trite, artsy, or in vogue putdowns from the supposedly cranial elite. Just wasn't fun or entertaining!