Dreadful script, no plot, one-dimensional characters, repetitive action, repetitive visuals. I couldn't care less about what happened to either of the people. I estimate it took about one day of George's time and four days for Sandra Bullock to get her hysterics right and her hot pants to fit correctly. Then off the the CGI studio, and hey, you have a movie! It might be the worst movie of all time, but then that's Hollywood.

I've just had a notice that I have to write 10 lines of text. For a film this awful, that's quite a challenge. Still here goes. Opening captions 'There is no oxygen in space' beats the 'Mediterranean Sea' caption at the start of the otherwise excellent Bourne series. Final shot out of focus with our hot-panted Sandra going nowhere. Everything in between was just as dreadful. Although I laughed out loud every time she pulled out a manual to work out how to 'fly' the space station. Reminds me of happy hours wasted trying to fix my old Morris Minor. Otherwise I struggled to keep awake - but as I couldn't believe the film was so bad, I thought I owed it to my grandchildren - so I could say, 'Yes - I was there, and I lived through it - just.'