Those are just 3 words that sum up this dreadful effort but please pick a thesaurus and add any other synonyms.

No idea what the other reviewers that have given this anything over a 5 out of 10 were smoking when they watched this but it must have been very strong!

It is a standard by the numbers murder mystery with aspirations to being the next Fargo but failing in opposite measure.

Depressing and dull performance from Winslet and stale stereotyped characters and equally blunt performances from virtually ever cast member with not a single standout performance from anyone; almost as if they were all on Prozac.

Nothing new or exciting, which is what the thriller genre needs and which movies like Se7en or Silence Of The Lambs brought us but no, what we have here is a the usual by the numbers small town murder and whodunnit stretched out no doubt over several series when it could all have been encapsulated within an hour and a half. Sorry but some of us are not fooled and want a bit more value for money than the basics that everybody seems happy to accept "because Kate Winslet - yeah her out of Titanic" is in it lol!