All the fake buzz around this movie got me to watch it. Sadly, those precious minutes are lost to the nether - never to be recovered. Just when I thought "The Happening" couldn't be made any worse, Netflix proves me wrong.

I feel like they knew it was the trifecta: boring, bad writing and implausible. So rather than can it, they created a fake media interest in it to see how many lemmings would partake.

Turns out I'm a lemming, I just didn't go off the cliff and rate this as remotely watchable.