I find all the characters annoying and largely unbelievable. Maybe theater lovers see something I don't? The writing feels pretentious and so desperate to be funny that it just becomes awkward.

Selena Gomez doesn't feel natural and is more suited for music than film. Can't fault her for taking this opportunity, though.

Also, I never realized how annoying Martin Short's voice can be.

If I had to pick a favorite it would be Steve Martin. He gets 1 star, and the theme song is catchy so 1 for it.

Overall, everything put together feels like a waste of time and like all of these amazing resources would've been better spent elsewhere.