I'm a 23 year old male, huge Marvel fan, huge Superhero fan, and a huge fan of CGI action movies. And somehow, Venom managed to fumble the ball on all fronts. This was the only movie in my entire LIFE I have ever walked out of. It only took a good 30 minutes before I completely lost hope. The scenes for some reason feel wrong?? Almost like a collection of poor quality drawing board ideas that were FILMED before being finished. Really cringy acting and horrible jokes do a great job derailing any hope of a positive experience from this movie, which is confusing because Tom Hardy and Woody Harrelson are both amazing actors. The CGI effects used for ANYTHING venom does (talking, crawling, moving around) reminds me of a PS2 cutscene. The sense of humor this movie has is virtually nonexistent, with the bad one liners and outdated references. The almost childlike arguments between Venom and Eddie made me squirm in my seat with discomfort as the theatre remained silent and nobody laughed.

Save your time, money, sanity, and soul and do NOT go see this monstrosity.