The most I can give a Marvel film is a 5/10 because they're never anything special in terms of story. So a 3 is actually decent for these films.

My biggest gripe with this film is the same as I had with the first one. It can't choose its audience. Is it for kids with its absolutely awful G rated, "let's not offend anybody" weak as piss jokes? Or is it for adults where we eat people's heads and use harsh profanities?

The film chooses all of these options and does them all half assed. Disappointing everybody in the end.

Venom used to be seen as a badass super villain that everybody used to say was their "favourite Spider-Man villain". Now he's basically a wimp who has the emotions of a 14 year old girl. The dialogue between him and Eddie is beyond cringeworthy. Not one joke landed in my cinema.

The characters were all horrendous and I cared for none of them. Eddie's ex-fiancé's new fiancé helps out way too much and I suppose that really speaks to Marvel's true fanbase which are cucks.

Shriek in the comics had unnatural chalk white skin and a Dutch last name. She's now black because (((woke elites))) really think that's important. Truly disgusting.

In saying this, I took a Marvel fan with me and she liked it quite a lot despite the fact she couldn't tell me why. These films are designed for them. It's not clever, it's nothing new but it's action packed and a bit of fun.

In conclusion, there's nothing new here. We fight a villain who does SLIGHTLY different things to the first villain. Nothing progresses. A weird, not funny but somewhat exciting film.