Barely a mystery, barely even a movie, Glass Onion feels, like how the invention mentioned in the show came about, that it was written by two very drunk writers on a napkin. At best. The plot is minimal, the plot holes are larger than the island the movie is filmed on, the acting is atrocious (Kate Hudson still hasn't learned that acting doesn't involve simply scrunching up her face and going all cutesy on the camera), Daniel Craig's accent (which now he says was supposed to be bad) was, in fact, beyond bad; there isn't a moment of surprise or an element of suspense, and the ending was a let down.

Other than that, sure, if you want to watch a few people model beach wear, then it might be worth it.