Look everyone raved over this but it's just basically Speed but in space and and instead of a bus it's space station woooooo.

Sandra Bullock again plays Annie Porter, who this time decides that space is a safer option than catching the LA metro or going on a Caribbean cruise. The terrorist this time is those pesky Russian commies as their space related communist tomfoolery causes the station to get blown up. George Clooney replaces Keanu Reeves as he was too busy doing John Wick, which I find disappointing but given how garbage Speed 2 was (apart from Willem Dafoe), I totally understand why he turned this one down.

Anyway there's some convoluted plot where they try to space float across to another space station and that brings about some introspective conversations about as riveting as watching paint dry. There's a whole bunch of first person perspective space tumbling which made me massivey nauseous and George Clooney dies because of something or other I can't quite remember as I was too busy vomiting up those quesadillas I had for lunch. Anyway Sandra Bullock annoys me to no end and I'm definitely not watching Speed 4, which presumably will be set in a Botox clinic considering how 'ageless' Ms Bullock is. Let's hope they bring back Willem for that one if he's not too busy starring in some black and white movie about lighthouses Jesus wept.