House of the rarely anything happening, save the infighting of feuding family members who always forget your birthday. There isn't a worthwhile character amongst the lot all scraping for a seat around a big table in a large, dark cold room.

Damsel not in distress, Alisent marries widower King, who despite his position is the only one who hasn't had a dental plan. His curious season long ailment results in him looking like Iron Maiden's Eddie, whilst his wife Queenie 2 ends up having children- Dick Dastardly and egg-on-cress who can scarcely be much younger than their mother. There is a touch of the Timelord about several characters as they regenerate into slightly different life forms, many of whom seem to have inherited a case of party wig.

Everyone pretends that they serve the King when really they serve his hand whilst the other doesn't know what it's doing. Heaven forbid that the throne passes to a female, oh...