I loved The Island. I even enjoyed Transformers, despite the ever-annoying John Turturro. But now Michael Bay has become a bad SNL parody of himself. He has totally foregone any semblance of storytelling (I even had to watch the first five minutes a second time to figure out the basic premise) and given us a string of incoherent, abysmally edited "action" scenes that are ultimately one huge snoozefest because, well, who cares? If you love chase scenes, edgy humour and explosions, rent some Road Runner cartoons instead - they're far superior to this compost heap.