Over two hours of my life I'll never get back. This was a movie with no remotely interesting characters; pointless celebrity appearances; neither tension, nor suspense; a plot with no apparent shape and a climax with no twist or revelation.

This allegedly dazzling and clever film is the complete opposite of Knives Out, which was funny and clever. At one point I felt I was watching Love Island rather than a whodunnit, and the scene in which a murder finally takes places went on sooo looong! I've given 4 stars mostly for Daniel Craig and Janelle Monae..

The real mystery is that so many of the critics loved it.