It was disgustingly tempting to give this movie a 1 just to lower it's overall rating. How this Nyquil-in-a-DVD got an 8 after 27,000 votes boggles my mind. If you made it through all 159 minutes of this uneventful non-thriller without falling asleep, pat yourself on the back and then go try out for Ninja Warrior because you truly are hardcore. I barely made it myself. I saw the credits roll with my single half-open eye, looked around and hated myself for being the only one out of three that didn't fall asleep.

Save yourself 2 hours and 39 minutes. Trust me. If I had spent that much time constipated on a toilet bowl with no results it would have been more satisfying.