I hated this movie the first time round, I didn't know it was a Bay film so was expecting more tag I ought to have. I'm a story girl so the razor thinnes and nonsensical nature of the story was ripe for peppering with snarky comments and snorts of disbelief. All of the characters that aren't Ryan Reynolds are kind of meh and even he seems a little off in this. As a person with a permanent tan I fully resented the whole rich white saviour bs.

Second time around the movie is way more fun. I knew not to question anything and came prepared to roll with it. I really enjoy the action scenes and happily watch it with my partner.. The only thing that would make it better would be for all of the story to be stripped so we can watch an action reel.