Oh dear, I saw this at the cinema and came out saying way too long and couldn't understand half of what was said - apart from the f - word.

The the lure of Netflix convinced me to watch it with my daughter and the memories came flooding back.

At least this time I had the option of an early night! She couldn't even see it through to the end.

Apart from the technical flaws in the film, I could not invest in the characters at all. Lady Gaga's ballsy character was eaten up by the "machine" and spat out. How disappointing.