(Let me preface this by saying that I am an Indian currently living in US).

I never wrote a review for any movie before, but this one is so bad that I could not stand on the sidelines.

This movie is supposed to be India's big entry to the Hollywood market, but it is made in the same typical Indian melodramatic and high-pitched way. The movie is heavily inspired by other Hollywood movies like 'Forrest Gump' and 'Rain Man', but lacks *any* kind of entertainment value. The story-telling is erratic with information being thrown at you which adds no value to the plot, and is neither interesting in and of itself. (e.g. Mr Khan not liking yellow color, or being extraordinarily brilliant at solving word puzzles, what was up with all that? It just came and went). Also characters come in with some promise and then disappear for long stretches.

On top of all that the movie reaches heights of preachiness by trying to teach all Americans how ignorant they are, and how the Good Indians can show them respect for their fellow citizens. I am sure there are about a billion Indians can make good use of such a lesson themselves. And I will not mention the preposterous ending lest IMDb put me in the black-list.

Watch this movie to make fun of it (Mystery Science theater style) or stay away.