My biggest issue with Venom isn't the fact that I don't care too much about Marvel films anyway, it's not the CGI (there's a lot of it but it's used well), and it's not Venom's humour (because the films attempts at humour aren't too shabby. It's undeniably well made, don't get me wrong, but Riz Ahmed (who is an excellent actor) as a relatively timid antagonist? Michelle Williams as a whole? Tom Hardy feeling like Logan Marshall-Green from Upgrade but not having the ability to carry it off on the magnitude that is expected of him in this is a non-starter.