I watched this last name as I noticed it on Netflix. I love action movies and am totally fine with paper thin plots and one dimensional characters. More than happy to just switch my brain off, sit back and watch the action unfold.

But this? This was an absolute waste. I'm of the impression that if anyone with some sense could re-edit this into a coherent film. It appears to have been directed by a child with ADHD who was simultaneously being attacked by ants. The camera can't keep still or focused on anything for a few seconds. The story chops all over the place with so much frequency and unpredictability it's like having an entire movie described to you by a 7 year old who tells you the 'cool' bits then remembers about plot, another cool bit, oh some characters and if you ask, maybe some more plot. If you've never had that experience then watch this and...no actually just don't watch this full stop.

Ryan Reynolds plays Ryan Reynolds and he probably could have saved this badly stitched collection of clips had he be on screen for longer than 9 seconds and allowed to say more than 3 sentences together. Ryan Reynolds often sites Green Lantern as the worst movie he ever made, well he can definitely now start siting this diabolical mess instead. And if you want to watch the movie simply "because Ryan Reynolds" then you're better off just sitting through Green Lantern (again).

Avoid, avoid, avoid. No wonder it didn't go to cinema. Michael Bay needs to go back to directing school and should not be allowed to direct films without adult supervision again.