He makes an action movie without the actual movie.

This is a set of 20 min action/corky nonsensical dialogue/slow-mo/hot women shots from below in slow-mo scenes repeated like 3 times. I know this is all Bay does, but damn, he really outdone himself this time.

Nothing happens, nothing changes. I never thought that action scenes can be so exhausting. I genuinely felt tired. You can't have scenes that are not connected to anything. I appreciate some of the stunts and the action scenes but there need to be a movie behind those scenes. What is the point of disconnected action set pieces? What is the point of all this if there are no characters, no motivations, no real danger, nothing. It's like a 2hr video game cut-scene but worse.

The dialogue is mostly bad jokes, memes and random movie quotes.

Ryan Reynolds is playing Ryan Reynolds, as always. I mean, at least he's having fun...

This would've been passable considering Bay's involvement, but this drags for 2 hours and there is nothing to grab onto. I mean, I can enjoy Bad Boys, I can enjoy Armageddon, I LOVE The Rock for what it is, but this is too much.

Michael Bay has achieved the impossible, he made an action film that is such a bore I barely finished it.