...and loses his privileges and favourite toy.

There starts the saga of one of the most boring Marvel characters, and a very mediocre movie.

Disney-Marvel surprises me everytime, with those empty movies that people adore but that I see as two hours (and sometimes more) long nu metal videoclips for a braindead audience.

How do people enjoy this?

Thor was bland, savourless, with sub-par technique. Nathalie Portmanteau was even able to be worst an actress than in Star Wars, and THAT was something. Chris Hemsworthnaught is equal to himself, showing muscles and looking like a surfer, but nothing worth calling acting.

There's little to no plot, the montage seems like straight from the Adventures of Hercules, the music is pretty much the same that in every supe movie...

That mess was, of course, a big success and spawned two sequels.

I hope that, someday, Disney-Marvel will have to answer for what they do to cinema.