Andy "my precious" Serkis in a mocap suit was very 2001. But time has passed and that ain't hot no more. Enter my review of this... mess. How this got greenlit will be a puzzle for the ages.

First of all, is this a Venom movie or some random fanfic about Woody Harrelson? Tom Hardy's screentime is underwhelming. The side characters are fake as press on nails.

Second, the plot. There was none.

Third, the whole movie seemed like an amateur's take on remaking the original Venom with an autistic lens. Plain weird. Doesn't work. Jokes fell flat, almost like they were told for people who innately don't get humour... Pure undistilled autism. No flame.

I don't know what this movie was trying to be if I'm being perfectly honest. It's as confused as the gollum who made it. 2/10 wouldn't watch again. In fact, don't watch it, it's crap.