Shazam! was one of the most JEJUNE movies I have recently seen. Premise: try-hard. Chaotic themes: too many. Humor: lacking. Villain: cliche. (I could neither love or hate him. He has been pitiably poorly written.) Main character: unlikable and suffering from a personality split. (Seriously. As a teenager, Zachary was reserved and uncommunicative. As an adult, perky and zealous. They were NOTHING alike.) I could ramble on for hours about all the weaknesses of this movie. But what maddened me the most was how they resolved the issue with Zachary's mother. It was his main motivation, and they wrapped it up in one short unsatisfying scene that left us with more questions than answers.