So as the title says, this is what a lovechild of Michael Bay and Ryan Reynolds looks like. Lots of over the top action and explosions. It's got every emotion from humor, to sadness, to even some uncomfortable moments. Very much a "Hard R" movie. Obviously it's not for kids, and probably even some adults.

I won't go into spoilers but I will say while it is a great action packed movie, the one flaw that seems to run throughout it is a weird pacing/editing issue. I'm no movie critic, I normally would not notice these things. But this movie suffers from this badly.

Most movies have a start, middle and and end. The start tends to be an intro to whatever is going on. And it goes from there through its steps. But this has random sections where Ryans character "1" narrates on why the group is who they are. And every time its almost the same thing he said the time before but worded differently. It's as if they kept adding "intros" that should have been at the start, through the whole movie. Just feels weird.

And you get into the random editing/pacing. Randomly you will go into a character's back story. And its not like you really realize it sometimes. It will just suddenly say on screen "3 "and some back story plays of 3s character. And its made worse by the movie being all over the place. One second they are in one place talking about something, the next there is a back story, the next they are in a new country talking about something else, then there is a new scene with a "bad guy" (mind you, they don't say where), then its back to some talking about why they are who they are, then them back at another scene. Random sex, random violence, random everything.

I am in no way saying this movie is terrible. I gave it a 7 after all. Just saying be prepared for editing that feels like a little kid put it together at times. If you can get past that, it's not bad of a action movie. Also, don't expect any Oscars for this.