Well, I've read a lot of Hemmingway and I would say that the original tale illustrates the futility of wealth when it comes without wisdom or virtue. Whereas, "Jay-Z" maybe hard pressed to agree, his sister in law is trying to knock him out in the elevator.

So, what you have here is a dichotomy that eventually gives up on itself and delivers the Robert Redford version verbatim for the last 30 minutes, giving you no reason to have ever mentioned Jay-Z or creepy pedophiliac new characters.

It sucked so hard, i think Leonardo is a demon... a really child-like demon with a penchant for sociopathy delivered through terrible movies. Every time he said "Ol' Sport," fingernails splintered on the chalkboard.

I wouldn't say I hope he dies, because I don't really give that much of a shi**, but, I will say I hope his character in his next movie dies because the aliens came back for their sh** and they don't need his body anymore.