Ugh, where to begin? This is without doubt one of the worst movies I've ever seen! I know I stand pretty alone in saying this, everyone else loves it at the moment. I just guess I'm no fan of surrealist art, and don't get me wrong - this is, if there ever was, a surrealist moving picture. It's like watching James Bond while you're high. Y'know, James Bond in the sky with diamonds? I guess that doesn't really work though.

I don't know why this film has my dislike. It has good actors, good jokes and very visually stunning sets. Yes, I know what it's about. Yes, it's mostly in a dream. Or, a while in, In a dream of a dream of a dream of a dream. Yes I get the whole time thing. 5 minutes in Inception equals 1 hour in reality. Yes I know because it's set in a dream world this gives it license to do surreal things that would happen in a dream.

Stuff it, call me simple but after so long of a Soundtrack that sounds like a stuck record, landscapes filled with surrealist artwork, people I can barely hear speak, Jokes that seem out of place and just plain weird weirdness AND ON TOP OF THAT a story that I didn't pick up interest on when the movie started and I most certainly did not by the time it finished - it all just seemed like white blur. The snow didn't help much either.

To be completely honest I just sat through a movie that most now regard a masterpiece and was bored out of my skull. When I left I felt horrible and tense and unsure as to whether or not I just watched anything at all. I guess it just all blurred together, won't be seeing that again if I can help it.

1/10