Everyone loves Harry Potter. I do too.

This was 100% written by a set of statistics pulled off of twitter or similar about what people like:

e.g I like cute animals 90% people said this
Let's find ways to shove animals in


e.g 20% of people talked about Cruciatus Curse
let's whack this somewhere randomly


It's not about plot. It's a film where things people like about Potter are loosely strung together by something resembling a plot.

What annoys me more is it has some of the best actors atm in it. 'What's my character development?' -> 90% of people like it when you seem nice "I don't understand this bit, how should I present it" -> don't worry we will make the scene super quick and hope no one notices that the explanations for the things the rest of the film are based on make no sense.