Watching this movie was like pulling teeth.

This is a hyperactive smorgasbord of genuinely painful cringe. Terrible writing, visuals, and pacing for a supposed comedy. The only moment I even cracked a smile was at a background gag with a player in bulky armor aiming a rifle and hopping down the sidewalk. An immersion-breaking jumping goober was the only gameplay-accurate element of this trite piece of garbage.

Taika Waititi was squandered in his role. So was my time watching such a weak, inconsistent, unfunny, dreadful picture. The Oscar nomination for special effects is undue.