OK. I'm certainly not going to bother to waste my time, or yours, here by ranting and raving away about what a frickin' over-rated (that's right - OVER-RATED!) picture that I, most definitely, think that Pulp Fiction is.

All that I'll say on the matter is that I have never, ever heard so many stupid conversations going on (on a continual basis) as I have heard going on in this film, bar none. It's true.

And out of all of these brain-dead conversations that took place the most brilliant "factoid" brought to my attention was that in France, at their McDonalds, they actually (get this!) put mayonnaise on their french fries.

(Gasp!)

Oh-me! Oh-my! Those uncouth, bohemian, Parisian parasites have no class at all!

Uh.... Need I say more?