...so now they're hijacking every other trope. Has anyone else noticed? That chickflick with Jennifer whats-her-face that took place in space so the boyfriends wouldn't have to feel like simps buying tickets was cute. Nice move Hollywood Writers Guild.

And we all surreptitiously noticed a whole heap of futuristic Twilights like Jupiter Ascending, trespassing upon decades old scifi plotlines as if Mila Kunis' career were a quintessential tinseltown ingredient. But at least those offences didn't need to pay the likes of JackSepticEye and inject powerphrases like 'white privilege' in very unnecessary places.

But this latest farce Free Guy is masquerading as a Matrixian movie version of GTA in the trailers when beyond the 3 minute Netflix 'stray threshold' this film is ultimately a version of Her where a nerd girl falls in love with her AI reminiscent of an embarrassingly moustached Joaquin Phoenix.

And casting Deadpool was a dick move CSA. A dick move.