...and the usual over-exaggerated ratings that paint it as a work of genius!

I like honest reviews, they're helpful in deciding what to watch.

The problem with dishonest reviews is they make people more cautious about watching new things and - in the end - producers & the industry itself will be less inclined to fund potential new things.

That being said:

This was not very entertaining, it was quite annoying.

The slow, unnecessarily long scenes that tried to put an artsy edge to the movie just came across as tedious and over-cooked.

If the first 30 minutes don't give the viewer some interest or curiosity about watching the rest then you've failed as a big budget film maker.

I give it a 4 for effort, but my true feeling is probably negative 4 just because of the hype and lies surrounding it.