I'm a smart guy and I truly don't know what the producers were intending with this film. If it's meant to be funny, it's not. It's also not satirical, dramatic, interesting, or relevant. I applaud the "star power," while wondering why these people DID a movie that's so unentertaining that I found myself wishing (in retrospect) that I'D been the one pushed in front of a truck in the first 15:00. Mostly I wonder how so many people here gave this 2:14 waste of time a "9" or a "10." Getting to the bottom of THAT would be a more compelling story than "Amsterdam." Do yourself a favor, and watch something else, instead.