The dialogue was often non-sensical or a thinly veiled info-dump. The plot was completely uninteresting. The only thing going for this movie is it had a star-studded cast. I think some people want to argue that the movie is actually genius and it's just going over people's heads. It's not... it's just a bad movie. I can put a fake mustache on a banana and say "look, this is art. If you don't get it then maybe you're just not big brain like me", but that doesn't change the fact that there nothing actually special or good about it. If you have to think, "hm maybe I just don't understand that this movie is actually good", then the movie failed to do it's job in my opinion.