I don't even know where to start on this review.

And that's my review.

But...flash back. I started watching this movie and had high hopes based on the cast and Micheal Bay's involvement. My hopes were dashed not more than 2 minutes into the film.

Flash forward to about 50 minutes in, and it still made no sense. Non-stop action without a story.

After about 25 minutes, I sort of understood what was going on, but then after another 2 minutes, I will get lost again.

90 minutes into the film I will be good.

After about 40 minutes, the action really made no sense. Still.

But to get back to where I was...Where was I?

That pretty much sums up how bad this movie was/is.