Martin Short and Steve Martin are charismatic and easy to watch, but that seems to be all this show has going for it - and even this pair are dull apparently without good writing. Selena Gomez is wooden and only serves to lower the average age.

It feels like somebody threw together a list of names who are well-loved or fashionable, and were so confident that their personalities alone would carry the show that they didn't bother to get a writer. The show just drifts along sideways without generating any sizzle or laughs whatsoever. I don't think I've ever cared less about who did it

If I can say something positive about the show, it's the beautiful set design and the incredible open-mouthed nap I just had while it played in the background.