Wow, i find solace in the fact that i am home typing this review on my computer instead of being in a dark theater watching a two hour long piece of crap.

Great acting + good cinematography = bad movie. Doesn't make sense unless you add an non-existent plot to the equation. So Sophia Coppola gladly did and there you have it, a bad movie.

Some people will say that there is a plot and that the plot entails the two main characters having a meetings of minds in a far off land. OK, fine, that's nice. Am i entertained at least while they have that meeting of minds--- NO, so if you are under the understanding that those two people having a meeting of minds is plot enough for you, I hope you enjoyed it.

Sorry for the negativity but I send this message up as a warning to those who havn't seen it.

SO...... Avoid the terror.