Avatar the way of water was awful. I felt increasingly sick throughout, and want to hurl James Cameron off a big cliff. A massive budget blown on cheesy escapism for fools.

So many instances of plagiarism to behold the film is a parasite of others, it would make a teacher weep. A constant stream of cultural appropriation and blazen stereotyping had my eyes dizzy with their rolling.

Did you have the misfortune to watch it? Let us together cast this parlous memory into a bottomless abyss to fester on its deep limitations, replacing it with horde of chainsaw-wielding giant zombies marching on a school of trapped, screaming adolescents...