It's not funny and campy enough to be satire, it's not clever enough to be a mystery and you can find better thought out social commentary on twitter.

It's watchable but hollow. What's worse than the dumb plot is the meta commentary in the movie about the dumb plot that the filmmakers thought was clever (get it? Glass onion? It's an onion? But glass?). I took half a point just for that. Daniel craig and janelle monae did their best but everyone here deserved a better script. It's a high budget straight to dvd sequel than they churned out to capitalize on the previous one but spent (maybe) half the time on the script.