The most interesting thing about this film is that it managed to attract an all star cast.

The plot is boring, the characters are lame, and the dialogue is ridiculous. It honestly seems like it was written by teenagers.

Another problem is that the film is just too damn long. Everything takes forever to happen and the little twists are predictable or silly.

There are a few funny moments spattered about here and there but it isn't funny enough to be a comedy in the same way that it isn't intriguing enough to be a mystery.

I'm actually surprised that I managed to make it all the way through to the end.