This is not a movie to see if you have even a hint of a cold. And it is certainly not a movie to take your date to because that special someone is likely to come out of the theater wanting to avoid all human contact and definitely not engage in any activity where there might be an exchange of bodily fluids. And God help you if Chinese food was part of your evening's plans.

Because of all the aforementioned it is hard for me judge this movie objectively.

The movie was shot in a pale yellow green light and generally conveys the feeling of sickness throughout. While it no doubt takes talent to make Gwyneth look unappealing, sex unthinkable and everyone in the audience feel they are trapped on a stuffy bus with a bunch of coughing sneezing riders, I am just not sure it is a talent I can appreciate.

Don't get me wrong, I enjoy a seat of the pants thriller and even a terrifying horror flick, but a film that makes me want to take two aspirin and call my doctor ...not so much.

You of course may be different.