God. Damn. This is a horrible movie.

Is this a movie made for people with cognitive impairments? Because I don't think the plot could be any less nuanced. This movie is as simple as it comes. Simple Jack had more plot than this "movie".

It's more like a long TV episode of a primetime soap opera. There are episodes of Law and Order with more plot than this movie. The only reason I'm not giving this a 1 star is because the special effects are good and beagles are adorable.

And some of the special effects are even terrible!! Watch the fight scene with Adrianne Palicki (Perkins). She is almost 6'0" tall, and the stunt double is like 5'3", and sometimes the stunt double is CLEARLY A MANAKIN.

Amateur hour.