Let me preface this by saying that I consider myself a huge fan of both the books and the games about Witcher. Nevertheless, this adaptation left me with a bad taste in my mouth.

I wholeheartedly recommend this title if all or any of the following are appealing to you:

1. Inconsistent, childish writing. Medieval fantasy speak constantly being interchanged with contemporary American English.

2. No respect for the source material by a marvelous writer. Some parts of the original stories are purposely changed to reflect how Marty Sue the main character is. Instead of being resourceful and perceptive, Geralt is depicted to be a pure genius.

3. Lengthy unrealistic expositional monologues and writers preferring to tell us something instead of showing it.

4. A storytelling style that's completely devoid of any subtlety,

5. Jumping back and forth between timelines (something reminiscent of Lost), but not actually being able to tell a consistent story within any of them.

6. Cheap cartoonish VFX

7. Zero real world locations, every scene is shot against a green wall that's amateurishly photoshopped into an unrealistic landscape or undetailed generic medieval fantasy backdrop of a tavern.

8. Costumes inspired by a video game that end up looking like cosplay.