I'll start out with the good, which is the film has wonderful actors, the special effects are truly fantastic & well that is about all the good their is.

So I give 1 star for the actors ( yes they were very well paid & fortunately they have mostly proved their full potential in other acting rolls, so all the actors should be able to move on from this truly dreadful experience ).

The 2nd star is for the fantastic special effects ( as the special effects in the film were truly amazing as the people involved in that deserve credit ).

The actual film is unbelievably badly directed & the script was terrible.

That is why I can't give any more stars as this was such a terrible film.

Sam Raimi is not a good director & should never have directed this film.

Sam Raimi became famous for making the low budget film "The Evil Dead" (1981) which is good for him as some people liked it as a cheaply made film that was different at the time, but ultimately a good director it doesn't make him ( as he just did something different & it had a cult following ).

Everything else he has directed which people have seen has not been that great as the best he did was with Spider-Man 1, 2 & 3 ( 2002 to 2007 ) or the Tobey Maguire one's if you like ( which were OK films but no.3 in that series really showed how Sam Raimi really was not up to the job as he was not able to fix the script problems no.3 had, so how the hell did he get given a reported $200m to make Marvel movie ( as he just doesn't get it ).

The director's job is to make sure the script, the acting & how the movie flows all works in harmony & keeps the audience in a suspension of disbelief that they can enjoy ( as the audience should think yes these unlikely scenarios could logically lead from one to another & then with that the director has done his/her job & the audience can really enjoy the movie ).

Sam Raimi does not have this ability as he is simply a bad director.

( I have nothing against him as a person, but he is not up the job! )

Because Sam Raimi has no idea how make a film script flow obviously as the scenes in this film make no sense going from one to another & the audience ask themselves why is this so bad, ultimately this now kills the Marvel series as the first Dr Strange movie was good but this 2nd one is ever so awful.

Now with a bad director in charge the terrible script got through ( a decent director would have made the script be fixed first or refuse this movie ), so now we also have to look at the writer Michael Waldron as the script made no logical sense & people's motivations in the film were so unbelievable that it was impossible for an audience to be able to accept what was happening, as why was this writer given this $200m Marvel film?

Michael Waldron was a writer for "Rick and Morty" ( from 2019 which is 6 years after it first was aired ) so basically he wrote for a cult TV show 6 years after other writers had built an audience & this somehow qualifies him as a writer for one of the most important films being released in 2022?

( who is responsible for letting this bad writer ruin a Marvel franchise? ) Again I have nothing personal against the writer, it is just he is not good.

So you have an incompetent director ( who made one low budget film that was OK in 1981 & a writer who really has not proved anything ) & the film is an absolute disaster as the story is ridiculous because each of the main characters motivations make no sense & the story ( the heart of all films ) becomes totally broken 💔 & you are left not wanting to see any more.

The Eternals (2021) I gave 5 out of 10 was the start of the end of Marvel films ( being a must see as I won't buy that rubbish ) but this D. S. I. T. M. O. M. Or "Ditsy Mom" which is probably a more accurate title is the very END.

I'm definitely checking out who the director & writers are before I watch another Marvel film & if they have the reputations of a Sam Raimi & a Michael Waldron then there is no way I'm risking paying to go see it.

If "Ditsy Mom" was a DC comics film it would still be rated the worst one which is really saying something as there have been a few bad DC ones.

My Marvel collection will not be including this truly dreadful movie in it, as I can't see how Marvel can recover long term from this as it has killed it!

( I'm going to think of Guardians of the Galaxy 3 as a separate thing as James Gunn is an awesome director who understands what needs to be in a film - a true film maker who understands how films should work + flow ) Now if a director like James Gunn is in charge then you know you should get quality, as that is why these big budget films need proven directorial talent as if you can't just give it to someone who made an OK cheap movie back in 1981 & then expect it will be a success especially after seeing Spider-Man 3 as that was the film that proved he had no clue but the due diligence on this appointment was obviously not done & in turn we got an awful writer.

I've included no actual spoilers of the film as the director & writer have spoiled the whole film anyway & most likely have killed the franchise themselves too ( as now people will have lost faith in Marvel films ), as the title Ditsy Mom I gave this film will be quickly self explanatory if you choose to see how bad it is ( as not the actors fault as they did exactly what the director & script told them to do, as I do feel sorry for them in all of this ).