The 2018 installment of the Mission Impossible franchise is about what you might expect from any big-budget Hollywood action film. The film offers decent cinematography, decent choreography, and... eh. Fallout is almost completely boring. The script is near-devoid of memorable or interesting dialogue, and it is complemented (for lack of a better word) by acting which ranges from passable to mediocre. The plot is stupidly complicated and (likely as a result) is full of holes and conveniences, including Ethan Hunt's insoluble (even for an action movie) ability to dodge every bullet that comes his way. Towards the beginning, the film contained one interesting drama scene that actually subverted my expectations to a small extent. There were a few fight scenes that I suspect were well-choreographed, but frankly, I can't tell. This is due to the fact that the film insists on having a cut EVERY. GOD-FORSAKEN. MILLISECOND. In conclusion, it's incessantly boring, devoid of substance, and full of holes. Kind of like my ex.