"You see, I expected complexity. I expected intelligence. I expected a puzzle, a game. But that's not what any of this is."

"It's so dumb." "Oh, it's so dumb, it's brilliant." "No! It's just dumb!"

These two quotes from this movie perfectly encapsulate what this movie is. This is a movie that so desperately wants to flaunt how smart it is. It throws around all kinds of terms that sound like something a "smart person" would say, but without any of the intellect needed for it to actually make sense. There's no substance here, no real story, nothing even remotely resembling writing at a higher level than a high school project. It seems like so much focus was put on putting in hints and Easter eggs that they forgot there actually needs to be something more than just that. Additionally, there's a level of political messaging with all the subtlety of a bulldozer. Finally, top that all off with phoned in acting performances and Daniel Craig still doing his stupidly fake southern accent and you get this movie.

This movie perfectly encapsulates everything wrong with modern movies.