Notflix proudly presents yet another bland MacMovie. But this time churning talented participants into the mix, helping them make all the wrong decisions. In this hairy burger you will encounter very few under the age of fifty, (spare a token child or two) but other than that, anyone a bare fiftyfive or so are regularly referred to as »Kid». The main characters are approaching eighty, so to make them look younger, even the non-speaking parts are senior-citizens. With the use of digital technology Notflix are able to make aged but distinguished familiar faces look uncannily waxy-young with old eyes, and we also pad their great-grandfatherly frames out with «muscle-shirts» so their stooped,crabby bodies look ungainly fat while of course retaining the charming stiff, doddering movements of geriatrics. Wince in awe at these actors mobster-menace, with their hesitant movements and unfocused gaze and marvel at the sheer patience of having a two-hour story directed and acted at the tempo of octogenarians, rambling on for 3,5 hours in the telling. Notflix; making notmovies not in a cinema near you.