I give it 3 stars for keeping me watching to the end. There were at least eight times that I asked myself why I was still watching this movie. These were typically during the large narrated segments of the film. This movie is a reel of stunts and action shots, strung together by character narrations that explain why this next scene of explosions and gunfights is about to happen. There really isn't any story here other than what you can read in the description, or see in the trailers. Ryan being snarky, writers being lazy, and Michael Bay being extreme. I kind of hated it, but I went into it having no idea what I was about to watch. I kept wondering... I couldn't shake the sneaking suspicion... When the credits finally rolled and I saw it in big bold letters... "Michael Bay", I nearly died laughing. I had been thinking it was one of his the entire time, and that validation was enjoyed at least enough to say, on the whole, watching this movie was ultimately a positive experience. Aside from that point, I have completely forgotten what the actual plot even was aside from, well... You can basically just go ahead and paste the studio's synopsis here. They could have just skipped the narration and the story completely, and added a couple more explosions and a downhill skiing scene with Reynolds being chased by an avalanche.