I can't give a full review of this movie because I didn't make it through the whole thing.

I usually watch movies in the evening at the end of a long day. If it is a good movie, I can stay awake, enough to watch the DVD special features.

This was not one of those movies.

I fell asleep twice, for 10 minute intervals. I did make the effort and rewind those minutes, worried I'd missed something important. Not to worry, apparently I didn't.

I'm not sure if I bailed at the halfway or 2/3 point, but I really couldn't wait to see if the paint finished drying in this borefest.

My only regret is wondering whether or not I missed what appeared to be an upcoming payoff scene with a nude Scarlett Johansson. Guess I'll never know!