I sat stone faced for 2 and 1/2 hours watching this utterly moronic, badly acted, cartoonishly colorful, glacially paced abomination. I saw it at a friend's house with a group of people so I couldn't just turn it off after the first two horrendous minutes as I surely would have done if I was alone. On the positive side, I began writing this review halfway through the movie so I was able to do something productive with what otherwise would have been a complete waste of time. I can only surmise that all of the positive reviews are either planted by the studio or from people with sub 80 IQ's. Ugh.