An Agatha Christie style whodunnit set on a lavish private Greek island compound featuring social media influencers might not have been a bad idea.

Sadly Glass Onion is not that.

It would have worked so much better if it had stuck to the more traditional tried and tested murder mystery recipe.

Instead what we are treated to is contrived, shallow, poorly thought-through trash.

The characters are cliché without being captivating, the acting is awful and the plot is so bad it's just plain bad.

Edward Norton seems unfocused and fails to pull off a role that merely requires him essentially being himself; an arrogant, rich prick.

Horrible performance which should mark the end of him ever starring in anything remotely major again.

Unless he is playing a cocaine addict then he is simply not believable at this point.

The most confusing performance though is by Daniel Craig, his American accent is inauthentic and unnecessary. Why they chose to make his character American in the first place is baffling when an English character would have fitted equally well, made his job easier and made his performance bareable.

Terrible all around.

Two words; contrived and convoluted.