Look. I now we were all expecting more superhero-action fight-em ups, of which this is one, I guess, but I think there might be a slight case of a mistaken identity. This is not fully one of those superhero-action fight-em ups- or maybe even meant to be one of those in the first place. This...

This is a romantic comedy.

The first Venom had Eddie Brock growing to care for the creature taking up residence in his headspace and leaving him floundering in a lobster tank. There was all of build-up between these two characters, a lot of tension, some character growth, all this talk of compatibility-

And now we finally got to see two absolute train-wrecks figure out their place in the world and in each others lives. Is it good? I mean, it's a super-hero action movie rom-com, so I would temper your expectations to a low boil. Is it fun? I mean, again, it's a super-hero action movie rom-com, so if that's your cup of tea then yeah sure.

I probably wouldn't suggest watching it after 2025, since that goop won't look as good, but I'm sure it will be immortalized elsewhere. Love always wins in the end <3

Anyway, good for you Eddie Brock though I shudder to think of your laundry bills. I give Venom: Let there be Carnage a solid 6.2 with an annual deprecating value of .02 +/- .3 out of 10.