With some improvement this film might reach the standard of the black and white Saturday morning children's films we watched in our local cinema in the 1960s.

Of course the masturbation, full frontal and sex scenes would have to be removed.

Oh, and the violence would have to be toned down.

But, other than that, the story line is daft enough, and the characters are comic enough, to have kept kids quiet for a couple of hours.

As is the case with a lot of films, judgements seem be made based on the 'important' directors and their 'messages' rather than entertainment value.

This concoction fails even to meet the low entertainment standards of La La Land and Dunkirk.

If you value your 'me time', don't waste it watching this poor excuse for a movie.