Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and fellow hemorrhoid sufferers around the world, it's time for a review of a movie that's been hailed as a cinematic masterpiece but left me feeling more uncomfortable than sitting on a bed of nails with a hemorrhoid flare-up. I'm talking about none other than Avengers: Endgame.

Now, don't get me wrong, I'm a fan of superhero movies, but this one just didn't do it for me. The storyline felt forced, the pacing was all over the place, and the humor was more cringe-worthy than a hemorrhoid exam.

Sure, the special effects were top-notch, and the action scenes were impressive, but that doesn't excuse the lackluster plot and character development. And let's not forget about the three-hour runtime that left me feeling like I needed a tube of hemorrhoid cream just to make it through to the end.

The acting was decent, but with such a large ensemble cast, it felt like some characters were just there for the sake of being there. And the time-travel plotline felt like a cop-out that only served to tie up loose ends in a messy and unsatisfying way.

In conclusion, Avengers: Endgame is a movie that falls short of its hype. If you're looking for a superhero flick that will leave you feeling entertained and satisfied, then this is not it. But if you're looking for a movie that will leave you feeling more uncomfortable than a hemorrhoid flare-up, then give it a watch. Just make sure you have plenty of hemorrhoid cream and tissues handy. This movie is a disappointing example of what can happen when a franchise loses its way.