Lauren Schmidt Hissrich has yet again shown us how to kill off such a promising series. All she had to do was follow the dam instructions on the back of the box and BINGO! Witcher would have been a block buster. But no, lets rewrite everything! Lets just keep the title, main character's name, dress them up like the source material and then just throw away the source material. If that was her intention, Witcher has successfully failed. If she thought that she was doing a good job, then her work can be seen as, "working harder than an UGLY stripper!". Maybe Lucas Film's has a job for her, should they want to completely bankrupt whats left of Star Wars. In any such case, she had 1 job! 1 job...