...with maybe a bit of Mommie (daddy) Dearest mixed in, this plodding stupid-hero fantasy is a mess that doesn't even come close to making sense on any emotional or intellectual level. Filled with random deus-ex-machina "and then that happened" writing, it's best digested in small ten minute segments, so as not to be overwhelmed with revulsion at the eye-rollingly trite dialog and plot.

You'd have to have either an IQ of 80, or no familiarity at all with the far superior source materials from which it cribs, to enjoy this. About the only thing that keeps it from being one star, is the money spent on its production, which was clearly enormous.

But what a waste for such a superb CGI chimpanzee butler to be squandered on such dreck.