Every frame of this movie is a painting, but I quickly found myself wishing for paint thinner. This movie isn't about anything. Nothing happens. It has no purpose, no direction, and no soul. It's boring and a waste of time, and I regret even renting it from Netflix except that it gave me the opportunity to come up with my "paint thinner" line, which I am proud of. It's like Goodburger, except instead of a burger restaurant, it's a hotel. And instead of being a good movie, it's a bad movie, and instead of burgers it's a guy or something. Imagine a TV edit of The Shining.