Because otherwise your brain will hurt. I like fast paced, over the top style of actions movies, but this has none of the craft and all of the nonsense.

Scenes come one after the other with the "this is characters X/Y/Z and this is their quirk." Characters never really get established, or given a chance to breathe and so they just kinda *do* things.

Michael Bay's "on-crack" style of directing is on full force here, and if you like that then congrats this film is for you! I thankfully have better taste and will stay the heck away from this.

If you're looking to watch a cool action movie, just watch the first Kingsman movie again