The first and last 15 minutes of the movie are worth watching, it's the tedious middle part that completely ruins everything, but even the good parts are not without issues.

Done to death one liners delivered with an annoying accent by an annoyingly naive character - all of this wrapped in a flat performance - but Instead of a cold hard reality check, reality is distorted to entertain the delusions of this woman, whose entire scope of knowledge about humanity comes from 3 thousand year old Greek fairy tales.

The script is even more mediocre than usual, the issues presented are entirely unrelatable, thus failing to engage the viewer - or at least this viewer - on any level. Whenever I am presented with something that is supposed to get an emotional response out of me it eventually feels like a botched effort for various reasons. One instance fails to be impactful, so I feel like I'm watching a seminar where some statistics are mentioned, another is stating the obvious so plainly, I feel like I'm watching a recap of the movie instead of the movie itself. There's one distinctly Greek thing this movie doesn't have, but should have adopted before anything else: the makes of a good drama.

I have a particular and very subjective criticism about one thing. When German people talk among themselves, they speak English with a blatantly fake German accent. This is not Assassin's Creed, where half of the movie ended up being Spanish, in this movie it would have been perfectly fine to hear authentic German language and read subtitles for those 10 minutes.

And last but not least: The last time CG physics made me chuckle like this was when I watched Tyrannosaurus Azteca, a 2.9 rated movie on a $2.5 mil budget. Now that movie is so bad it's good. This movie is just bad.