A poem to rock all Tom Cruise fans to sleep...zzzzzzzz ............................................................................

Well Tommy Boy the self-anointed Mr. Action,

We get no satisfaction, because you are unlike Action Jackson. .............................................................................

You pretend to be "oh so tall" on the big screen,

But actually you are just 5 foot 7 inches and unfortunately you drew daddy's "short" gene.

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As Mr. Macho you rely on died black hair and far too much on fake CGI,

But you cannot fool the naked eye, and you are not a real tough guy.

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Your fictitious action scenes are deplorable,

Your boring action scenes just go on and on, and on, ...they become so unbearable.

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We liked you best as the comical dancing teenage clown Joel Goodson in Risky Business,

So face it Tommy Boy, comedy is more your forte' as God is my witness. ....................................................................................

Wake up! and stop attempting phony action scenes, they are not you Tom Cruise,

You are not James Bond nor Dwayne (The Rock) Johnson, but you are more akin to Tom Snooooooze.