Read this with a Foghorn Leghorn accent -- the rooster from Looney Tunes.

The movie's about as sharp as a bowling ball.

The plot is more mixed up than a feather in a whirlwind.

If that Miles Bron don't quit talkin' so much, he'll get his tongue sunburned.

Andi Brand's disguise is as subtle as a hand grenade in a barrel of oat meal.

Pay attention to me reader! I'm not just talkin' to hear my head roar.

Birdie Jay's acting makes more noise than a couple of skeletons throwin' a fit on a tin roof.

Duke Cody's as strong as an ox, and just about as smart.

And that detective's accent, just like a tattoo, gets under your skin.