I could feel brain cells dying with every minute that passed. The plot, characters, and dialogue just ooze stupidity. Everything is so contrived and over-the-top, but not in an entertaining or self-aware way. Watching this movie felt like an insult. I barely even got past the expository bits before I had to turn it off. It's like the writers have never met a likeable person in their lives. The characters were all completely one dimensional caricatures based on some random quirk that made no sense. The dialogue sounded like it was written by people who have always been desperate to be cool and witty, so they try to write themselves vicariously into their self-insert characters.