First and foremost, I have my doubts about all these ten-star reviews. The "reviewers" must be watching a different show.

What a colossal disappointment this was. If Tom Hiddleston simply sat there and read the phone book while portraying Loki, I would probably watch it. He is one of the most intriguing, captivating characters in the entire MCU. One would assume an entire show dedicated exclusively to Loki would be an easy, slam-dunk masterpiece.

Instead, we're treated to Doctor Who-wannabe drivel. The God of Mischief is pitiful and weak. Sylvie is perhaps the most uninteresting, unlikable, most one-dimensional character in the MCU. The plots, like Doctor Who, are bloated, convoluted, and dull.

Ultimately, it still merits five stars. Owen Wilson is always superb. I love the way the TVA is presented; it looks really cool. Tom Hiddleston does the best he can with this schlock. And alligator Loki is awesome.

What a disappointing waste of a fantastic actor and a fantastic character.