The Greatest Showman is a wonderfully theatrical movie about a man who marries a woman above his station and starts a circus show with a rag-tag bunch of misfits. It even *almost* gets around to actually saying something. Unfortunately, despite being a good watch for ~75 minutes, it completely falls on it's ass when it resolves every issue the characters have with a 2 minute song and dance, and a 30 second half-assed apology. Also it fails to have a seen with women that isn't about a man, and it has an UNUSUALLY pointless romantic subplot that has absolutely no impact on the plot. 2/10.