"Only murders" is the epitome of a show that wants to mix crime with a (so-called) funny tone: It fails on both sides. Not funny nor suspenseful.

I always loved Steve Martin's speeches but found his on-screen performances incredibly boring... That show is no different. Martin Short doesn't help either.

It's half-baked, mostly unfunny, clumsy. The writing is far from top-notch, most of the jokes fall flat.

But I have to say, Selena Gomez is so poised... I ended up watching the show because of her. I never thought she would have that presence and maturity. It's official, I'm in love.