Billionaires suck. Flashy business women influencers suck. Now, watch us say this over and over in many different ways, together with Kate Hudson twirling and woo'ing. And then the cheesiest plot twist ever.

Maybe if I had a big group of friends around and we were all hammered on cheap wine, then the movie would drift past pleasantly enough.

This seems a minor point in the light of the above - but Glass Onion appears to take the most sexist bits from the first movie and give them a re-do in the 2nd. You have a man who made a truckload of money and has hangers-on because of it. Because making big money is something men do, even if they didn't make their money in any legit way. And then you have the very young eye-candy woman. (De Armas was the eye candy in Knives Out 1. Cline is fine in 2., but I'm just saying it's obvious why they put her in this movie.) And then you have the young, attractive woc who the detective sides with. (Monae was great, but the material she had to work with was just a resorting of Knives Out 1 - and she deserved better.)

Anyway, I was just bored.

One star for the concept of a glass onion. That I like.

The second star for Kate Hudson's outfits.