Gravity was by far one of the worst movies I've ever seen in my life. It was boring, drawn out, and poorly composed.

But the part that gets me is how OVERRATED the darn thing was. From the get go, people were ranting and raving about the movie. "It's scientifically accurate!", "It was filmed in front of a green screen!", "They actually didn't film it in space!", "BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH."

I don't know. Maybe I'm just bitter because it 'beat' The Desolation of Smaug in special effects in the Oscars. I mean, COME ON, the movie that created an entire fictional world complete with a mountain kingdom and a DRAGON lost to a movie that looks like it was filmed in a suspended trailer home with floating coffee cups.

Maybe I'm just salty because the human race worships EVERY space movie blockbuster, from Gravity to Interstellar, how long can one person sit and watch an Oscar Award Winning actor float in space? Seriously, the actual run time in ratio to action is 99 to 1. Here, let me demonstrate this atrocity in written words.

SPACE. SPACE. DRAMA. MORE SPACE. SCIENCE. SPACE. DRAMA. SCIENCE. SPACE. SPACE. OOH, LOOK AT THAT; MORE SPACE. AWKWARD AND POORLY INTEGRATED DRAMA. SPACE. SPACE. SCIENCE. DRAMA. SPACE. ACTION! SPACE. SPACE. DRAMA. SPACE. THE END.

Which movie am I talking about, is it Interstellar or Gravity? WHO KNOWS?

But 10/10 go see The Martian. NOW THAT IS A SPACE MOVIE I CAN GET BEHIND.