This movie is memorable to me, memorable because it's the only movie I've walked out on at the cinema. Such a boring, boring movie that's all I remember about it. Turning to my then partner and both giving each other the look of utter boredom and we both knew our faces were asking "shall we leave?".

I need to write 300 more characters but there isn't anything to write. I shall never understand critical acclaim as long as movies such as this receive it. Maybe the whole point of the movie was lost in translation (see what I did there?), it was certainly lost on me. Please don't waste any part of your life watching this if you haven't done so yet.