... that old dude was doin' sex stuff with some kind of fish creature.

So, don't write a book on IMDB about loneliness, and isolation, and guilt. Because, if you were forced to describe this movie with as few words as possible, you would say that the angsty vampire from Twilight (2008) plays an angsty lighthouse employee, where dudes do sex things with fish creatures.

RealReview Posting Scoring Criteria:

Acting: 1/1;

Casting: 1/1;

Directing: 1/1;

Story: 1/1;

Writing/Screenplay: 0.5/1;

Total Base Score = 4.5

Modifiers (+ or -):

Originality: +1 ('Original' is one word for it... I mean, that old dude was doin' sex stuff with that fish up in the lighthouse. Wtf?);

Cinematography: -0.5 (One man's trash is another man's artistic camerawork.);

Standout Performances: +0.5 (Robert Pattinson - Yeah, it's memorable. People are gonna say, "Yeah, you were that vampire... BUT, you were also in that one fish porn I saw, so..."

Believability/Consistency: -1 (Man, I hope not...)

Total RealReview Rating: 4.5 (round up to 5 for IMDB)