I'm sitting in the theater as I speak, and I'm so utterly bored out of my mind that I cannot continue watching this film. The effects? Amazing! The "Dolby sound/picture"? I mean, great, a little loud, my ears are ringing, but sure, great. The acting? I think they're all doing the best they can with the script they were given .. which brings me to my problem.. the story. What on earth is going on? Like, no, really people, WHAT is going on? And who has the attention span to focus with enough intent to figure it out? I'm lost. I'm exhausted. My head hurts from the speakers surrounding my body and screaming at me from all angles.. I think the idea of the multiverse is great, but my head is just pounding and my corneas are about to burst into flames, and I think I have major sensory overload from this theater. Also, even if I was watching this on a regular tv, I wouldn't be able to last this long.. 2.5 hours?! For spider man?! Who does he think he is, Vito Corleone? Why is my chair vibrating??