Here is how I picture the first production meeting of this movie:

"Hey, so we got the budget for the movie, it's HUGE" "Well done!" "You will never believe who we signed on as the cast!" "Great! But they all sound pretty expensive... What's our budget after we pay for that cast?" "No problem; we've got like, five bucks" "I think that's a problem, man... How are we gonna pay the special f/x people to make the monsters?" "......." "..........." "hey Gary, did you say your mom has a fan and a bunch of blindfolds?" "Yeah" "Cool, my aunt has a contact lens store, let's do this"