Seldom have I been bored to tears by a movie seen at the cinema. I admit to even committing the capital crime of switching my phone on and buying something on ebay in the midst of the screening. The story is... dull, leading to nowhere, the chronology of events is put together badly, the interaction between characters is pointless and unless you're an expert in all the characters (and there are many characters) you will be at a loss of their purpose in the story. What's the point of Creedence's female sidekick for example? J. Depp is never really frightening (more sad than anything else) and the other characters just lack any sense of depth whatsoever. You can't really warm up to anyone - they are all soulless. Some good special effects, but otherwise utterly disappointing.