Hey, my name is Steve.

"Look at me. I'm rich. I'm successful. I've changed the film industry. And my adolescent trauma made me who I am."

The Fableman's is a giant egotistical ode to one's self.

This is Spielberg's final attempt at cementing his own legacy and saying this is how I want people to remember me. This is my legacy. This is my eulogy.

Is it good? Sure I guess. If you want to see a three hour ode to someone complimenting themselves. It tries to disguise itself as an adolescent coming of age story but it never really feels that way. It's glossy and slick.

It's the Spielberg take on Spielberg. Nothing new here.