I know it's a cliche, but seriously, that's over 2 hours of flashy crummy weirdness that I'll never get back. I think something is wrong with Hollywood when they try to sell us on such an oddball movie being worthy of winning awards.

I won't include any spoilers to ruin it for those brave enough to still give this one a shot. But I will say that it just fails to deliver on all of the hype that has followed this movie. I certainly followed the plot and all of the ensuing twists and turns. But it was just too high on the weird scale, and not enough grounding to make it truly enjoyable. My apologies to others who really loved this, but I just didn't get it, and I'd encourage anyone else considering this to just take a pass. Sorry.