Not only is this movie plot impossibly complicated as well as incredibly vexing to attempt to follow....

With all of their big budget they couldn't afford bras, thick material or apparently heat for any of the female cast. In addition to the top less statues and sterotypical blonde, brunette, light skinned biracial, red head and unnaturally bisty Asian harem the film presents in a conspicuous manner... (even in a plunging spandex costume and THIN satin and white cotton shirts and shirts with slots down to the nipples) every woman seems devoid of any kind of support. You will intimately know the shape, hang, nipple position and every point and bump contained therein for at least 4 female characters. It may as well be shot entirely in a strip club. An extremely underfed strip club.

Those women had to be incredibly uncomfortable filming in sub arctic temperatures just for effect.