I got through this on my second attempt. The first attempt came to an end after hearing Craig's attempt at a southern accent. Do you folks remember the episode of The Office where they (of all things) enact a murder mystery and Michael Scott does the worst impression of a southern gentleman ever? Yeah, it's THAT cringy. Also, given all the hype, I was expecting some kind of cinematic masterpiece or at least an interesting piece of cinema. That is not what this is.

On my second attempt, I decided to try to look past the cheesy accent and set my expectations in line with the cheesiest made-for-TV Agatha Christie knock-off attempt. If you start with that mindset, you're likely to get through this.

The whole thing is poorly acted. I'm assuming this is intentional; and supposed to be an attempt to put some cute twist on it, but for me it just falls flat and adds nothing. The plot is about as thin as it can get and extremely predictable. There are very few plot twist and they are extremely bland and fail to shake things up. There's really nothing to see here, folks.

That leaves us the satirical commentary on today's tech-bros that some people have asserted as a redeeming quality. Sure, that would have been an interesting theme to explore, but Mile's character is so extremely bland and shallow that the message is pretty much "Billionaire bros are aholes, m-kay".

Finally, a few words about the ending. It's been widely criticized. I don't agree. Without giving away any spoilers, there's symbolism in the ending that I think applies to the movie itself.

I'm bedridden after an injury and extremely bored. I think that's the only reason I made it through this film and gave it more than one star.