I started watching this with the hope that my "man crush" Ryan Reynolds would be enough to overcome my disdain for every Michael Bay film that has ever been made, thought of being made and ever will be made. Oh how I was wrong. This movie is, for lack of a better word, a "curd". I got 10 minutes into it, 7 minutes of which I spent wishing one of the baddies would crash through the screen into my living room and shoot me in the face. The one credit that I will give Mr Bay, he is consistent. Would give zero stars of allowed.