When I heard that Rowling is going to write more stories in Hogwarts' universe, at beginning I was skeptical, but I bit it. I guess I somehow hoped that she had some some mojo in her.

(note: so far I am talking about 1st part of this movie)

The title with "Fantastic Beasts" already made me raise an eyebrow, because I instantly associated it with complete garbage (I mean, Fantastic Beasts ? Really ?Gimme a break, lass). But I still hoped it will be at least viewable.

Then that dude Scamander entered the scene, and I instantly took a /facepalm posture since I couldn't understand how idiotic could someone be to actually develop such a crappy character as the main protagonist. And for the next 10 minutes or so I really hoped Scamander will die a horrible death, hit by an icecream truck, burn at the stake, anything would've worked, really...

But I was unlucky and Scamander not only lived, but he appeared in the second movie, this Grindelwald thingie. Which again, I hoped that it will be at least a bit better, afterall, it will sport Johnny bloody Depp in it, so how it could be a bad movie ?

Lads. Ohh, dear lads, how wrong I was ! Not only it wasn't better, but actually it got even worse than the first part. That dude Scamander went from stupid to semi-disabled, and all the movie basically is a complete atrocity that should be deleted from history, along with the writer, scenarist, director and producer.

And obviously the ones who are fans of it.