Within three minutes of beginning to watch this film I knew that it was going to be painstakingly bad and contribute to my continued loss of faith in the millenial generation. 1. The opening car chase scene... What exactly is the purpose of this in regards to the story??? I mean, what causes it??? There is a vague explanation as #1 meets with some lawyer who refuses to give him information about a brutal dictator in fictional Tujikistan. However, the fallout that succeeds the meeting is given very little to no explanation. I guess he gets killed??? Apparently the guy was a mafioso lawyer as well so he he gets 100's of grunts, countless Alpha Romeros to speed through the narrow Florence streets, and military grade chopper to track and contain his killer, in Italy??? What??? Why would Italy protect a foreign dictator? And why would the dictator's lawyer have so much muscle guarding him??? Makes no sense!!! 2. If this crew is trying to keep a low profile, then why in the eff do they drive around in a hideous lime green Alpha Romero??? Yeah, not conspicous at all!! Effing ridiculous! 3. The writing and dialogue appeals to the unmotivated teenage flunkey with zero intelligence or sophistication that will undoubtedly get his fat unattractive high school girlfriend pregnant before graduation and then live a miserable existence unloading boxes from DHL trucks until he's 50 and OD's on meth. If you think any of these characters are admirable or any of the writing has one iota of humor in it, then you are a complete waste of effing space and your worthless family deserves to remain trapped and oppressed in the mobile home you all assuredly live in! Losers! 4. So a super rich renegade fakes his own death because it will be easier to track and kill the aforementioned dictator. Why? Because said dictator is bad and kills hundreds of innocent people, right? Surely you are morally uptight and want to do the right thing!! Hmmm, and what about the innocent people you ran over and who were needlessly killed on your get away through Florencein that completely gay looking Alpha Romero??? I guess killing them was OK, right?! What morally upright people you all are, right? Give me an effing break!

I can go on and on but it's not worth it. This film is total garbage! Michael B. sucks a*s as do the minions that follow and admire his work!