The title of my review is the sound this movie makes when played in reverse. It's just a long... slow... poorly written... massively disappointing... PPPBLLBLBPPLBPB!!! I loved (and I cannot emphasize this enough) LOVED the first movie. I went into this one with high hopes, looking forward to having a great time with my wife. I was disappointed. The characters were horribly written. The plot was... was there one? And the humor REALLY fell flat. It wasn't clever, wasn't funny, and wasn't epic. It was a raspberry.