Well like many on here (although the few frothing pretentious art students among us giving it a 10 have skewed this) I am baffled and disappointed.

So many forget that a movie has to be entertaining. I don't even care if it is slow, I loved the witch and watched multiple times, but this just doesn't have a story. Do you want to see multiple madness sequences acted out? Go to a local am dram or watch street theatre, you'd get a lower budget version of this.

No narrative, just a succession of shots. So, so boring.

Love the two actors and really gaining a respect for Pattinson, but god even they couldn't save this dirge.

Will go down in history at film school but imagine largely forgotten by most.

For me, it was similar to Mother! in that it felt like two fingers up to the audience from the director to the audience.