I won't spoil anything. I'll just say the performances are decent. The set design is lovely. I enjoyed the cameos in the beginning. Daniel Craig has some legitimately funny lines that I laughed aloud at. Hence the 4 stars.

That's about it. The script was overworked. The plot was unnecessarily complicated. The main caper was the investigation, not the murder. They never explain the boxes, which, given what we learn about Miles, seems a necessary explanation. The last 30 minutes were thoroughly confusing in their boringness. The credits rolled and we looked at each other and said, "Is that it? What just happened? Did anything actually happen in that movie? Do we actually care about any of the characters in that movie?"

Indeed, it does not. Indeed, we do not.

Oh. And nothing compares to the cast of Knives Out. Just a bummer all over the place.

We're more saddened that people like this movie. Why? What is there to like? What is there at all?