This is where I get really annoyed that there is no possibility of giving a film zero. I am also pre-warned about not adding spoilers. How could I possible say anything that would spoil this film?

Visuals? mwah

Acting? The pits.

Storyline? As one reviewer said, could be written on the back of a cigarette packet (and he LIKED the film). Plus it's totally unbelievable.

Dialogues? Corny as corny can be.

Characters: 1D

Meaning: To make money for the producers.