Edited mess. Arabesque cuts have turned into jump cuts. The 180° rule for camera placement is broken permanently. Don't get me into the incoherent plotline.

It's so bad and such a mess that you have no time to laugh at how bad it is because you are having a seizure from the editing and high volume white noise from hell.

This film (or whatever it is) is playing in the background as I'm typing this review... it's wretched even when you are not paying attention to it.

Negative -10 stars.