...but that would require me to know what was going on. I watched the first Fantastic Beasts and enjoyed it. The story was fairly easy to follow. Not so here. The main problem is in the title. Both the Fantastic Beasts and the Crimes of Grindelwald aspects had their own stories to follow, and they just didn't quite connect. Add that to far too many subplots to follow, and you get a big confusing mess. This movie was more like a bunch of TV show episodes. Every time you think you know who the story will be about, it's suddenly about someone else. I really wanted to like this movie. I love the wizarding world. But it just went in too many directions at once to form any cohesive story. It definitely wasn't worth a trip to the theater, but may be worth buying on home video if you absolutely must see more of your favorite characters.