After so much anticipation, I finally got the opportunity to sit down for 3 hours and watch the film I'd been looking froward too for around a year...

I'm going to keep this short, so as not to lengthen the pain of this slog of a film.

This is slow, boring, uneventful, unimaginative and badly cast (yes... I really mean it, the acting is absolutely brutal - mainly due to having geriatric men playing the parts of mid 40 hard men for most of the film, two scenes are actually laugh out loud bad).

I've given it 5 as it had the promise to be brilliant but when you've got Goodfellas and wolf of wall Street in your head and you in up with bugsy Malone meets the old folks home... You can understand my predicament.