There was a scene in my version of "My name is Khan" that I am sure most of you haven't got the privilege to witness, which happens to be the best moment of the movie, according to me. When Rizvan Khan meets president Obama to deliver his inimitable message "My Name is Khan and I am not a terrorist," the president pulls out a revolver from his coat pocket and shoots down Khan and screams, "My name is Obama and I hate you for associating me with one of the most miserable and idiotic movies 'some' would ever see."

That is what I call, perfect ending.

If you saw some other kind of ending, then let God have mercy on your brain.

By the way, My mom told me there are two kinds of movies. Good and Bad. She didn't tell me there is a third kind as well - Shahrukh Khan acted