I love action movies. This is not an action movie...it's a headache. It looks pretty good, and if you surrender all your faculties, you should be able to make it through to the end. That said, what Michael Bay has done here is take all the action cliches, product placement and cheesy (read: unfunny) one liners he was never allowed to use elsewhere, and put them in a blender. What comes out of the blender is a supercharged high protein mush with Ryan Reynold's face stuck on top. If all you want is to switch off and enjoy some car chases, then be my guest...but not for me.