The self-proclaimed King of the World is on a mission to become the highest-grossing filmmaker in history. In order to achieve this cheap dream, story takes a back seat to visual effects and gadgetry. Avatar, and its soon to be released litter of siblings, is an amusement park ride set in a movie theater. The only thrills missing are vibrating seats and the environmental aromas of the moon. Perhaps Disney can accommodate and add a VR version of the film in addition to the IMAX version, 3D version, and Happy Meal version.