I'm 30 minutes in and I'm in so much pain. I hate this movie. I want to cancel my netflix account because of this. Michael Bay isn't interested in making movies. He's interesting in finding pretty, oversaturated images and writing a movie around him. Michael Bay movies are like a commercial for the USA, but instead of being 30-50 seconds long, they're goddamn 120 minutes. This film is a crime against filmmaking. If you've ever wondered what a transformers movie without transformers would be, this is it. Let's hope I can finish it.