The first episode was a decent draw to the show with the Martins, a colorful New York palette, and a titillating mystery. However, as the episodes have gone on, you realize there is really nothing of substance there. The murder mystery isn't sold well enough, the characters aren't that interesting, it flip-flops awkwardly between boring drama and flat comedy, the plot is slow, and the dialogue is stilted.

To add insult to injury, Selena Gomez is TERRIBLE. I'm not sure how much the critics are getting paid to praise her performance, but she is completely wooden, monotone, and emotionless. She can't even muster up as much energy as her 70-year-old counterparts. I'm not sure who made the decision to cast her but she is definitely wrong for the part and wrong for the acting world.

This show's only saving grace is that it has brightness and color unlike most shows within the last decade... and the Martins do manage to make me smile at points.