Not since watching Last Train to Busan in Korean without subtitles have I witnessed such an unintelligible train wreck.

Apart from the tedious pace, as an expat living in Hong Kong the whole premise is laughable. They may as well have put a cardboard cutout of Mother Teresa speaking fluent Swahili in a roller Derby rink as the situation here of Kidman conversing fluently in wet markets. Instead the opportunity of portraying her as a banking execs TaiTai cavorting on tennis courts or plying herself with free flow prosecco and hummus laden baguettes was left wanting

I look forward to the sequel where Kidman plays the role of an Auntie (helper). They are the pillar that hold up Expats in Hong Kong .. Both in a literal and movie sense.