Wow, I can't really tell how much MAGIC does it take to create such a poor film.

HORRIBLE CASTING (Jude Law?!, Johnny Depp?!, Lenny Kravitz's daugher???!) NOEXISTING PLOT! HUNDREDS OF POOR NUANCES WITH NO POINT??? SORRY, WHAT CRIMES?? ALBUS?! Sooooooooooooooooooooooo pathetic...

oh, yes LAWD! This goes on and on... - I'M DOING IT FOR YOU MY BOY! :D

I'm very very very very very SORRY, J.K.R.