I'm not sure replacing Elliot with a frustrated, mute, female Noah Taylor; the alien with one of Dr Who's sea devils; filling the script with ridiculous plot holes; and suspending disbelief way beyond breaking point is enough to prevent Spielberg taking a share of the limited royalties this rip off might manage to scrape together.

You may get a neck strain from shaking your head a few too many times as the nonsense unfolds.