If "great stories happen to those who can tell them", who did the Holocaust happen to? Seriously this is some of the worst dialogue I've ever heard uttered in a movie theater. And I saw Showgirls back in 1995. Aside from the film's expansive issues with a boring story, silly cartoon characters and caricatures, and mega cringe dialogue, the acting leaves a lot to be desired. I'll give the actor playing Spielberg some credit, it can't be easy playing someone like that FOR someone like that in person. For anyone who has seen this movie, awards talk is a joke and if this gets nominated it's proof the academy is completely corrupt.