Good grief...

I thought at least it will be fun... oh dear.

A scattered mess of terrible script, hammy acting, over the top SFX, mostly non-sesnse plot.

It took way too long for any plot cohesion to take place. It was all over the place.

Plus the Bay effect is oh so too apparent. It's like Bay dialled up to 11 but without anything good to balance it out.

Finally, one of THE most annoying things was the utterly shameless in your face product placement throughout the film.

Terrible, purely terrible.