It seems like this movie has taken the art of confusion to a whole new level! It's as if the characters within it are participants in a grand scavenger hunt, desperately searching for the elusive plot that seems to be playing a game of hide-and-seek. In a world where the concept of a middle, an end, or even coherent dialogue seems optional, this film boldly embraces the unknown, treating viewers to a symphony of uncertainty and a parade of slo-mo scenes that could make a snail look speedy.

If, by some miraculous twist of fate, this cinematic wonder manages to snatch an Oscar, I can already envision the trophy for "Best Mystery in Motion" proudly displayed on its mantle. But let's not forget the silver lining in all this: congratulations are in order! Thanks to this movie, you're officially released from the shackles of regular movie nights. Your popcorn budget will remain untouched, and your cinematic curiosity can now find solace in other forms of storytelling.