Not only is the plot and characterization abysmal, but they even fail at their one job of making the monster likable. Every character is an insulting stereotype and the movie concludes pretty much the way you'd expect if you just read the summary. It would've been more tolerable at half the length, but when this abomination clocks at two hours and finally ends it's a mercy.

I'm not saying every movie needs to be a poignant drama, but this isn't even suitable for kids. It's that stupid.