This movie is not clever. It's not funny. It's just a bunch of white noise on my screen.

I cant imagine someone writing this and then sitting down, looking at their work and thinking; "wow, this is so good i should do more writing".

There isn't a single character that i developed any sort of interest in or attachment to.

The only thing worse than this movie is the 600 character minimum for reviews imposed by imdb. I mean how many ways can i say "this is a crappy movie"?

124 characters left until i can submit this hazardous materials warning label.

I hope whoever greenlit this movie is forced to take time off and consider alternative career options.