Spielberg reminds us not only of the 80's, but what was worst of the 80's.

He masterfully removed all of the tasty ingredients of the book, replaced them with overly processed byproducts and produced the ultimate 80's microwaveable TV dinner.

There is no nutritional value and it tastes like nothing but the sheen of the congealed mucilage is such a marvel.

What could be more 80's than that?

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Totally beat.