When you think Michael Bay couldn't saturate a movie with more action than, well, basically all his previous flicks, think again. This movie is like the high school jock who tries too hard to be cool EVERY. SINGLE. MICROSECOND. Also, Ryan Reynold's narration is too reminiscent of his Deadpool character. I doubt he can shed that anytime soon. All his jokes in this film are far inferior. One of the five stars I give it is for the pretty awesome computer graphics.