Buy a selection of wooden spoons a roll of string and various materials to use later for costumes.

Load up Pre 2008 editing software for a under performing PC.

Drill two holes at the top of spoons one centre left and one centre right.

Thread a piece of string trough each hole.

Create interesting costumes with pre brought material.

Connect Polaroid to under performing PC and associated software (check camera is on).

Tie the loose ends of the string to a toilet flush.

Press flush and enjoy!