I took in all three of the Dark Knight Trilogy movies with a group of friends, during that time in your life when you really don't appreciate how great things are!

All three films were untouchable as far as a twenty something Movie fanatic could see.

However as the years have gone by, all I have thought about at nights when you can't sleep is the following;.

Bruce Wayne is actually a complete zero of a human!

Goes to Princeton and wastes a place by never going back , steals condensed milk off of shelves since he was a toddler, joins a gang of Chinese bandits, burns down property in the mountains, comes back from the dead (coincidentally not paying income tax), burns down his dad's mansion, destroys a complete monorail system, commits insider trading by buying stock in Wayne Enterprises through various corporations and charitable foundations, Kidnaps twenty hot Russian ballet dancers and takes them outside of police jurisdiction, Travels to a foreign nation and commits espionage by kidnapping a foreign national, Spies on everyone in his own home town by creating a phone hacking system, Commits arson by burning his own symbol on public property, fakes his own death, detonates a nuclear device in the sea causing the deaths of needless marine life and contaminating the inlets of the busy seaports of Gotham City, Commits further fraud in his will by leaving out pearls and leaves a now unemployed cop no remuneration for his help nor any of his spelunking gear , just some ropes and a map and the pressure of saying "your Batman now, beat that you little trout sniffer"

But to be fair to the caped crusader, the villains also don't cover themselves in glory, like Ra'as Al Ghul

"You were my greatest student....."

Apart from the fact that

"Your compassion is a weakness your enemies will not share" "The training is nothing" "Like your father you lack the courage to do what's necessary" "You are just an ordinary man in a cape" "You never learned to mind your surroundings" *" You burnt my house down and left me for dead"*

Yes... greatest student.... If only I could go to Nightclub where I can pay for my food with poker chips!!!