What a major disappointment. What a mess. There were times when I laughed out loud (and many of those around us did the same), so embarassing was the scene/symbolism (I mean, the religious references as Spiderman was handed down the train over the heads of grateful passengers - you kiddin me?).

So wanted to enjoy this, but the pseudo-pyschology was risible, the baddie hardly threatening, the text stuck its own mire of garbled webbing, the erotic frisson about as sexy and believable as being caught in a giant spider's web in the dark during a particularly heavy storm... Shall I go on? Nope - not worth expanding on. Complete pile of tosh.