Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and fellow hemorrhoid sufferers around the world, it's time for a review of a movie that's been in the making for over a decade and left me feeling more discomfort than a hemorrhoid flare-up that just won't quit. I'm talking about none other than Avatar 2.

Now, I know that the first Avatar movie was a box office smash hit, but let me tell you, this sequel falls far short of its predecessor. The plot is lackluster, the pacing is slow, and the visuals are underwhelming compared to the groundbreaking CGI that wowed audiences back in 2009.

Sure, some of the action scenes were impressive, but they felt hollow and lacked any real stakes. And the environmental message that was so prevalent in the first movie felt forced and preachy in this one.

James Cameron may have spent millions of dollars and years of his life creating this movie, but that doesn't excuse the fact that it feels like a cheap knockoff of the original. The storyline is convoluted and lacks the emotional depth and impact that made the first movie so memorable.

And let's not forget about the painful performances from the cast. Even the talented actors who starred in the first movie, like Sam Worthington and Zoe Saldana, fail to deliver the same level of engagement and excitement that made their characters so beloved in the first place.

In conclusion, Avatar: The Way of Water is a movie that falls far short of its hype and expectations. If you're looking for a sequel that will transport you to a world of wonder and awe, then this is not it. But if you're looking for a movie that will leave you feeling more discomfort than a hemorrhoid flare-up, then give it a watch. Just be warned, this movie is a painful reminder of what can happen when a director gets too caught up in their own vision and loses sight of what made their original work so great.