Yes, you who gave such high ratings to this ridiculous nonsense.

God, where do I even start? On how formulaic and predictable it is? On the technical inaccuracies? On the low-IQ dialogues? The usual propaganda narrative? Or perhaps the unrealistic scenes of action, that defy basic laws of physics and biology? And how about the fact that the original concept of MI that we all used to love in the series has been completely adulterated?

This, ladies and gentlemen, is what happens when a Scientology loony has plenty of resources but lacks the ingenuity to make something truly creative, innovative and awe-inducing. And in a way, it's very evocative of what is wrong with certain entrepreneurs in our world today: they've got the money and the power, but because they are spiritually bankrupt, their creations are either unnecessary or downright harmful to the rest of us.

And by the way, Tom Cruise, if you're reading this: please get treatment for that NPD of yours. I'm serious. It's so bloody obvious in all of your MI movies that it's honestly embarrassing to watch.