(Screenplay written by the director, from a story by an other.)

Not absolutely terrible, but completely unilluminating.

The screenplay just felt massively underwritten, almost as if someone had, perversely, taken one that was well-written and eviscerated it. Perhaps the actual screenwriter thought he was making it more impressionistic by omitting to give any real depth to the characters?

And it was shot in the most decompressed way imaginable: not so much active storytelling as letting things trundle along at their own slow slow pace. (I think you could have easily lost the first of the "three ages", i.e. Chiron as a young child; that might have helped keep things a little more focussed.)

Not worth drawing the curtains to see this.