Quentin Tarantino is so cool. Quentin Tarantino is really quite cool. He's cool. Tarantino is-- you know, he's cool. Like, he's cool, like, and I bet he's really nice. With, like, his chin. That chin of his. Oh boy... what a chin. And those eyes-- I mean, forget about it. Nothing anyone could ever say can possibly prepare you for this movie. Brad Pitt? Yea, he's in it. The movie I mean. He's in the movie. Leonardo DiCaprio is also in the movie from time to time. You might be thinkig to yourself that there's no way Margot Robbie could also be in this movie. Think again, moron. She IS in the movie. Lena Dunham is in it. Margaret Qualley. And also this one precocious child. God, how precocious that child is. FORGET ABOUT IT! What's funny though is the fact that this, like, actually happened but, obviously, not exactly like that. I think it was like poetic license. Because, that's what you don't understand-- you can't get this into your dense empty skyll-- that Tarantino is a poet. In the same way, like, any number of poets sculpture the words and and and and-- okay, yeah; like Shakespeare or Sylvia Plath, who were famous poets. Yes, they were. That's who tarantino is lika. He's like an animal. Like an animal that can write poetry. Anyway, I didn't really like this movie at all-- and yet, I really really liked it. It's one of those movies that just is not good, but you see it anyway. And your like, okay yea this is a movie. I wouldn't say its Citizen Kane or The Godfather, because those are different movies than this one. It would be weird if the movie started and then it just WAS the godfather. It'd be like, wait a minute, this isn't a new movie-- it's just The Godfather. I would also say that this movie is not the Wizard of Oz, nor is it Moneyball. It definitely definitely is NOT the axis powers of WWII. That wasn't even a movie. It was a bunch of countries. So, yea, this movie was honestly bad and I wouldn't ever recommend it to anybody but if you like movies you should stop at nothing to check it out because it IS a movie. If you like the show "Once", you will be disappointed and surprised, in that order. If you like the place Hollywood, I'd say there's a 50% chance you're gonna like this movie. Unfortunately, the alternative 50% of people who like to go to Hollywood will not like this movie as it mostly takes place in rooms and houses so it doesn't make that much difference that they are in Hollywood. If there were a scene on the Hollywood sign, it'd probably captivate more fans of Hollywood. Yeah so this review is pretty much over. 3/10. Im not on letter box but Id give the movie one out of however many stars they have so humbly prepared. Dogs in Clothes. I didn't mean to write that.