It wasn't mysterious enough to be a mystery, wasn't funny enough to be a comedy(everything funny was in the trailer), wasn't dramatic enough to be drama.

There is not enough of anything to explain the hype over the film outside of the casting of Daniel Craig, Jamie Lee Curtis, Chris Evans, Michael Shannon and Don Johnson. The acting was on par but everything else was pale in comparison. By the end I did not care who, what, when or why...just wanted it to be over.