I love the movie Piranha 3D. That should give you an idea on how low my bar is. Seriously, it only takes about one funny line and 200 bucks worth of explosions and I'm around a 6/10 with a movie with zero story right out of the gate. Add one Step brothers caliber fart joke and you're at an 8. I'm basically a 5 year old in terms of movies and I gave this a 1/10. The dialog and "jokes" are so bad that they somehow ruined even a 100 million dollar effects budget and the adorable Ryan Reynolds for me. This movie made me hate Ryan Reynolds. How is that possible? Ryan Reynolds could be in the Taliban and I'd still sort of like him. Please watch Bad Boys 2 for the 300th time instead of this. You will thank me.