To say I'm disappointed, doesn't even feel like the right words. When the idea for this show came out I was like « YES WE'RE GETTING SOMETHING THAT ISN'T EUPHORIA/RIVERDALE BULLHOCKEY! ». Now I can honestly say, I wish I had gotten that because what I got instead was Disturbing Behavior mixed with Sidney White.

Seriously? A freaking top ten list? I've only ever seen that come up in Sidney White, and it barely made sense. The whole « hurt bunny goes to the big city and has harsh expectations placed on her by the college » that's from Sidney White too. If this show ends with her joining a team of outcasts (The Boys) to take down Vought, I'm going to scream.

I wanted college marketing satire, not drama you'd find in the YA section at a garage sale. You did so well addressing how PR and marketing work in the business sector. College has its own unique marketing and PR problems.

Like the whole exploiting college athletes to make millions of dollars just to give them a DISCOUNT on tuition thing. Heck, having a Lori Loughlin scandal jab would have been better than the whole « it's not an eating disorder » plot line. (That's a whole problem in and of itself.)

I expected college issues like having 8 5-paged APA style papers with 10 references each due by midnight that all conveniently relate to your professors research. I wanted to see super heroes kill each other over not doing the stupid dishes. I wanted all heck to break lose because the WiFi was blown out by some nerd downloading a virus from the internet. I wanted highly rewarded research academics to just be given a reward plaque instead of part of the research funds given to the college as a result of their success. I wanted a women in research to have to neutralize her pronouns so she could be taken seriously. I wanted to see a campus protest get disbanded because they went against the top college stakeholder.

You know what I'm saying. I wanted collège issues not high school issues.

It's a bummer.