Take a group of unlikable characters and put them on an island with a bunch of lame ideas and a weak mystery at its core and what do you have? Glass Onion, a Knives Out Mystery.

The story starts out well enough but just as you really start to get curious about where things are headed, the veil on the entire mystery is pulled back and you're left muttering "Wait, that's it?" as you swivel your head back and forth between your TV and your significant other watching the movie with you.

There are no characters to root for (I guess we're supposed to root for the one that destroys an iconic piece of art?).

The big ending is among the dumbest you will find in all moviedom.

Disappointing.