The 'Barbie' was bad. No matter how you define good and bad, it will always remain bad. This movie was objectively bad; there was absolutely nothing good about it. It was so horrifying that it took away the adorability of the color pink!

I mean, this movie was so terrible that I feel happier in a world thah Christopher Nolan never made the beautiful Oppenheimer which helped promoting this terrifying movie.

It was supposed to be a comedy. But, I didn't laugh, giggle, grin, or even smile. This movie didn't have a single funny moment. It's amazing how empty of humor it was.

But it doesn't stop at being unfunny. This movie was a torturous experience filled with cringe after cringe after cringe. It turnes the audience's life into a tragedy. As no one deserves to witness that much cringe. The level of cringe in this movie was so high that even a first-grade kid would recognize it, even though first graders are 'the cringe'! Somehow, this movie managed to change my understanding of what cringe means.

But it wasn't just hurtful because of the cringe; this movie was visually irritating in a way that is difficult to explain. Many scenes just hurt me, as the art style was incredibly horrible.

The movie tried to be funny because of the horrible scenery, but it wasn't horrible enough to make you laugh. The visuals were so bad that I was annoyed and there wasn't any laugh to wash away the irritation.

And it wasn't just visually annoying. The movie included some of the most irritating songs I have ever heard, and at times, they would play those awful songs in the background.

Like the visuals, the songs also attempted to be funny, but they weren't bad enough to be humorous.

But this movie is more profoundly unfunny!

If someone tells you a good joke, you will laugh regardless. However, when someone tells a bad joke, your laughter depends on other factors besides the joke itself. First, it depends on your mood; if you're feeling good, you might laugh at a bad joke. Second, it depends on the joker's mood; if they tell the bad joke with an angry face, not only will you not laugh, you may even recognize it as a series conversation. Now, this movie was a bad joke, and they did everything possible to make it unlaughable. First of all, they included so much cringe that it put the audience in the worst mood, and then they took themselves too seriously, which frustrates any laughter that could still some out.

They tried too hard to imply some sort of deep meaning, which killed any potential laughter from the audience.

But after all the suffering, did they imply any meaning? Absolutely not.

This movie was nonsensical. And just in the eyes of a right wing man, but even angry leftists would agree that this movie was stupid.

Likew I'm saying this as a fellow liberal dude. This movie offered no meaning whatsoever. At some points, it seemed to convey something, but then it contradicted all of those vague conclusions that it had established.

I have no idea what the moral of the story was supposed to be. No matter how you try to draw a conclusion, there's a scene in this movie that ruins that same conclusions.

Basically, the problem of this movie isn't that it promotes a wrong message, the problem this movie has no message.

So, Barbie was an unfunny, cringeworthy, ugly, irritating, and meaningless movie that caused me a hundred minutes of suffering.