I have just finished watching Season 1 and will be going no further. I have awarded two stars for unintentional hilarity and the outrageous cut and paste job of all supernatural tales that have gone before.

There is absolutely nothing new under the sun here. Unfortunately, a middle-aged version of Edward and Bella is not going to cut it. All that action must be murder on their knees! I nearly choked on my cup of tea when they started time walking or whatever the hell it is they do. I have never seen anything quite so ridiculous in my life.

Apart from the obvious and unfavourable Twilight comparisons (hunting animals instead of humans to satisfy vampy cravings - you don't say!), the 'Aunts' are straight out of Practical Magic only this time they are lovers instead of sisters. I could go on but I can't be bothered..

Performances range from OK to Yikes! However, I do have some sympathy with the actors given the ludicrous dialogue they are lumbered with.

How the author of this utter pile of tripe has been allowed to get away with it is quite beyond me.

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