THIS REVIEW IS ONLY FOR THE FIRST RIDICULOUS 1/3 OF THE MOVIE. I DIDN'T (COULDN'T) WATCH THE ENTIRE MOVIE.

The movie is a caricature of mindless, gratuitous, explosion/chase movies. At least as much as I could stand to watch

Twelve year old director Michael Bay has made a silly and poorly crafted mess here. The only reason I can see for this is for people to get paid. The intent is for an over-the-top action fest but it's just not entertaining. It makes Jason Statham movies (which I like) look like Shakespeare. Stupid slo-mo effects that seem to be targeted at teenage boys, and silly dialog that makes you embarrassed for the actors. Reynolds like to do irreverent, but he has hitched his wagon to a bad product this time. The opening chase scene has ridiculous edits that have cars magically appearing and disappearing over and over again. There are mindless stunts that are just an excuse for CGI work. This is just poorly crafted nonsense. I made it through the long and laughable chase and hoped the story would improve. Within minutes I realized it would not, so I stopped wasting my time. I could feel the few remaining IQ points I have being sucked from my brain.

This is a stupid movie, but I'm sure everyone got paid so good for them.