You know those special movies that leave you with something more than you had before you watched them? They enrich you, teach you, show you. This isn't one of those.

Interstellar is the pathetic result of a lot of bad ideas slamming together in Nolan's mind, falling out as broken disjointed garbled mush in the script.

The script isn't the only problem with all of it's hammy hokum and lack of character. Even the heralded special effects are so cliché at this point that they hardly add anything to this abyssal cavity of broken ideas.

Here is what happened. Nolan saw some discovery channel show, or perhaps PBS, about the cosmos. He said to himself, "I could make an adventure movie about that." Unfortunately for those of us who recognize good cinema from average and just slop, he couldn't.

I watch zero budget movies with more thoughtfulness than this two hundred million dollar nightmare. Trade me all of the special effects in the world for one moment of realistic human emotion.

As cynical as it sounds, after seeing the 9 of 10 rating for this garbage, I question whether or not humanity would even deserve to be saved from the cataclysm.