Perhaps Sandler and Anniston were attempting to create a parody of classic whodunnits, but they failed to deliver even a single clever line in this film. The plot was so banal that I found myself drifting into an analysis of what work Anniston had done to her face. And, the interior shots of the yacht were so tacky, I wondered if they filmed it in some desert casino.

Honestly, I would have had more fun digging up my kids' game of Clue and paying it solo. Embarrassing to see two seasoned comic actors stoop this low. I will give it 2 stars instead of 1 because I did chuckle a couple times in the early scenes. But after that-yawn.