I knew I wouldn't like this film ... just knew it. I was swayed by a lot of reports saying that it was waaaaay better than the first - which was stinky pants wee - so I let my guard down. This was double stinky pants wee and fell short of the low bar I'd set for it.

A lot of smashy crashy CGI monsters and not one laugh that I could find. Venom's 'voice' is awful and the story was a mess.

1h 37m that I'd dearly love to have back.