I honestly feel like puking after forcing myself to fully watch this convoluted, crappy, fake, over-hyped mess.

You can force an ape to wear a suit of gold, but it will still be an ape. This movie is an ape.

When I read "18 wins and 63 nominations" awarded I suddenly realized that there is no hope left for mankind. Or for me, maybe.

This film is truly atrocious. The script probably stands out as the main culprit, but there are many candidates for that dubious honor.

Avoid at all costs. Rian Johnstone: You have lost me forever. I will walk a thousand miles to avoid anything you have anything to do with.