I've watched a LOT of movies in my 5 decades on this planet and some of my favorite are thought provoking films that the masses didn't love or "get". But this one, honestly, I don't understand the appeal at all. It's a muddled assault on the senses that jumps all over the place, while boring me to death.

I honestly thought it was over at the 90 minute mark when it said "The End" only to see that there was another hour to go. However, I had seen enough and hit Stop. 7 Oscars? Seriously? I don't get what's so great about this film. It's the equivalent of going to an all you can eat restaurant, stopping by salad bar and putting every ingredient in the bowl along 7 different dressings, then stopping by the pasta table and topping it with all the pasta options and 3 different pasta sauces. Oh, and we'll stop by the soft serve ice cream machine and throw that in the same mix with the salad and pasta concoction. Pure insanity and not in a good way.

I only give it a couple stars for attempting to have an interesting concept.