James Bond sporting way too much linen and a slow southern accent sets the scene for a remarkably poor attempt at a movie.

... this was like starting a recipe with all the best ingredients but then leaving it in the oven 2 hours too long.

How did a stella cast get wrapped up in this?

As who done it's go this was more about spoon feeding a disruptive ( a word they use too much) plot of unclear motives and weird "plot twists" that leave you thinking ... did they just add that bit later?

Good things ....the location, art and furniture were high budget and a cool distraction.

Plus all the A listers looked mint. However, not enough to pull this movie out of the dumpster.