Whilst writing this review, it asks me at the bottom of the page if it contains spoilers.

Well, yes it does. As when I say it's quite easily in the top 10 of the worst films I've ever watched and what I'm doing is saying it's a terrible film. I suppose that could classify it as a spoiler. No I'm not describing any events that happened in the film far from it....as watching a spot on the wall would be more entertaining than this complete and utter dross... Not only is it terrible, but you could also throw in a lot of swear words in also to emphasise even more how dreadful the film is.... Do yourself a huge favour. Don't watch this.