I don't think I've ever seen a more shameless display of shallow, brain-dead, commercialized nonsense in my life. Actually I thought Ready Player One was excessive, but this is just straight up bizarre.

Disney is once again swinging their massive c*** and slamming it on the table for everyone to ogle at. Sure it's big, but it's as flaccid. It has no mental penetration power. There is nothing noteworthy or memorable in it.

Ryan Reynolds is a charming fellow, but he can't save this movie from flushing itself down the drain, to join all the other liquid s*** movies down there.

Everything about the experience of Free Guy feels completely artificial.