What an awful mess. Cheesy, dumb dialogue, choppy editing. Horribly predictable attempts at being interesting, sentimental, humorous, edgy.

This felt like the result of an uncool aging filmmaker trying desperately to be cool and relevant and failing miserably. Too many stupid scenes to mention... too much stupid dialogue to point out in a single review.

One Star was for the occasional humorous line by Ryan Reynolds. The other star was for the eyeball scene at the very beginning of the movie, which was actually funny.

The film warrants no more stars, and I'm being generous by not considering deductions for the many flaws, which would have the final rating at negative -3,782 stars.