I don't usually write reviews but just can't let this pass. I am not really qualified to review this because, truthfully, I could only watch a little over 30 minutes of this hopeless mess. But here are my 30 minutes impressions: A musical with two stars who neither sing, dance or have charisma and are not really physically attractive. Unforgettable music. An opening musical number that is "been there, seen that". What most impressed me was how the car hoods buckled under the weight of the dancers.

PS. I love good movie and stage musicals having worked half my life in them.