I was forced to watch this horror by people who should have known me better. (The only movie I really wanted to watch this week was a Polish film, Ida, which was playing nowhere).

Godalmighty, what a stinker this was. Character development? None. Dialogue? Laughable. Plot? Who knows.

Against a ridiculous and badly done Washington process screen, I saw a ton of cgi star trek crap, mostly consisting in four-frame quick-cut scenes of people (?} kicking each other to no effect, a hell of a lot of useless machine-gun fire to equal effect, and explosions filling the screen followed by firy explosions filling self-same screen, giving way to yet more kicking and firy explosions.

It did occur to me that I was not the target audience for this total crap, but then, as I have said, I was dragged to it.