Who in their right minds could ever consider this to be a decent film? How the hell did Frances McDormand win an Oscar for this movie and how bad were the other nominees in comparison? How the hell did they advertise this junk?

Frances McDormand takes on Peter Falk's role of Lt. Columbo as she tracks down yet another one of the Coen brothers' intellectually-handicapped kidnappers. Experience the oohs and ahhs as you hear Northern Minnesotan accents that were done better on Howie Mandel's kiddie show "Bobby's World". Can even the combined forces of William H. Macy and Steve Buscemi can save this film from certain mediocrity? I don't think so.

Calling this movie a classic is the equivalent of calling a chunk of cow flesh (with skin and hairs intact) plopped between two mounds of uncooked bread dough a classic hamburger.