My wife and I waded through about 25 mins of this horrid mess, just waiting for a movie to appear, it did not.

Why this poorly scripted waste of talent was labeled in part a comedy / adventure is no more than false advertising.

To say this movie is a disjointed mess is a compliment. We are still trying to understand why it was even made and whether or not the writer was high on drugs when writing it.

A real stinker in every way.