In 13 years of membership at IMDb.com, I have yet to write a review of a film, but this is the one that has compelled me to do it. (A sentiment I've seen more than once in other reviews of this film on this site.) Nothing happens in this movie. Nothing takes place. No events transpire. There is a paucity of things that unfold. The only way I could write a review of this movie would be to use every synonym that exists for "nothing" and "happens." The movie is 106 minutes long, and Nothing. Happens.

The glowing professional reviews of this film are pure rubbish. Nobody wants to confront the reality that acclaimed director Christopher Nolan has created one of the single most worthless movies of all time, so instead they praise his colossal failure of a movie by calling it "unconventional, "minimalist, "immersive," and any other number of adjectives from the self-congratulatory esoteric lexicon of the self-styled "cinephile."

All that being said, I would actually go ahead and recommend you watch this movie once. A 106-minute movie in which literally nothing happens is something we've not ever seen, and are sure never to see again.