A truly pointless movie if you can call it that . I wish I hadn't wasted almost 2 hours on this . Ralph Fiennes is a great actor and should have avoided this . Everyone was deadpan and lacked anything remotely artistic. The thrills, shrills and spills were constipated at best . Maybe the director was just high - who knows .

I'm surprised Disney actually put it up on their platform so good I didn't waste any money in theatres . What trips me up is that this nonsense actually got a 7.2 rating and some people rated this as a satire - of what ? Their non existent brains or their pathetic reviewing skills.

Avoid !