Last night i watched the moulin rouge. Tonight i watched this. In comparison, this movie is a pile of stale old saltines.

It is not just because of the stark comparison between a great film and... this. This movie just ticks me off.

The story is nice, and there is actually a great message to go along with the whole thing. BUT this movie feels so utterly FAKE!

Everything from the strange cgi'd set designs, to the strange corny performances, to the really bland uninteresting overly mixed music. Yes, the music is boring and seems so out of place in this movie. There are 2 good songs, the rest are so utterly forgettable. Why there was such a rage about this movie bewilders me. This film is just annoying, inauthentic and disengenius.

Cheesy, fake little perfect showboat.

Boo.