Oh boy, utter weirdness and strange accents! What a wonderful movie what will make, eh? But wait, I've sat through it all and been amazed for not one bit of it interested me! You have zany characters, but no real characterization, evil crimes with oafish silly villains, and a plot which is just about nothing. Oh, and some gruesomeness with a wood chipper.

The only thing that saves this from getting a straight one is that I feel those behind it were trying to be original. Sadly, that doesn't mean they did a good job.