i have no idea how the masses have been able to muster the patience this movie requires. and i'm more than a little confused about the praise. there isn't enough story to fill a commercial. i'm not sure how to fill ten lines of text, even if i were to describe everything that happens in the movie. they passed up every opportunity to pepper in something interesting. sandy was fantastically boring. george--a total snooze. i had heard tales of something visually stunning happening, but i wasn't impressed by anything. it was very sparse. unenjoyable. trite and lazy, not subtle. i want my time back. i want my money back. i'm not on team jesse, but one more movie like this . . . .