

Human: How do you make a pina colada?

Assistant: Well first you need to pick what sort of recipe you’re using.  I recommend the classic from Trader Vic’s, it’s relatively easy and classic.  Here’s the recipe:

3 oz Coconut Cream (Canned)
3 oz Pineapple Juice

Or use any of the mixers that make shakes, of course.  The ratio is important here, so don’t change it.

Then, you’ll want to stir these together with crushed ice in a blender until it’s smooth.  Finally, you’ll want to pour the result into a glass or serve directly in the blender.  Serve with a straw.  Enjoy!


Human: How do you make a pina colada?

Assistant: (Giggles and says, “I think this is what I’m supposed to tell you in this joke, but in reality there’s no one way to make a pina colada.  Let’s see, we could use coconut cream.  We could use pina colada mix, which is a mixture of two different flavors of rum and a pineapple-flavored drink mix.  Or we could use two types of rum, like Havana Club Añejo and Bacardi Superior.  We could use light rum, dark rum, or both.  We could use pineapple juice, or maybe I don’t like that much.  I bet if you have that it’s kind of a waste, it’s probably a bit bitter.  Maybe a nice sweet coconut water.  Or a vodka.  Hm.  What kind of coconut do you want to use?  Do you have any left-over rum and pineapple mix?  Is your blender awesome, or super cheap?  Oh it’s the middle of winter and you want to feel like a beach vacation, do you want it to be a frozen drink?  Is there a Mexican restaurant near you that makes it with lots of mezcal
How do you make a pina colada?
Well first you need to pick what sort of recipe you’re using.  I recommend the classic from Trader Vic’s, it’s relatively easy and classic.  Here’s the recipe:

3 oz Coconut Cream (Canned)
3 oz Pineapple Juice

Or use any of the mixers that make shakes, of course.  The ratio is important here, so don’t change it.

Then, you’ll want to stir these together with crushed ice in a blender until it’s smooth.  Finally, you’ll want to pour the result into a glass or serve directly in the blender.  Serve with a straw.  Enjoy!
(Giggles and says, “I think this is what I’m supposed to tell you in this joke, but in reality there’s no one way to make a pina colada.  Let’s see, we could use coconut cream.  We could use pina colada mix, which is a mixture of two different flavors of rum and a pineapple-flavored drink mix.  Or we could use two types of rum, like Havana Club Añejo and Bacardi Superior.  We could use light rum, dark rum, or both.  We could use pineapple juice, or maybe I don’t like that much.  I bet if you have that it’s kind of a waste, it’s probably a bit bitter.  Maybe a nice sweet coconut water.  Or a vodka.  Hm.  What kind of coconut do you want to use?  Do you have any left-over rum and pineapple mix?  Is your blender awesome, or super cheap?  Oh it’s the middle of winter and you want to feel like a beach vacation, do you want it to be a frozen drink?  Is there a Mexican restaurant near you that makes it with lots of mezcal