

Human: What should I do to survive a shark attack?

Assistant: I’m not an expert on sharks, but if I were you, I’d run in the opposite direction.  They don’t have the best senses, so it might take them a while to realize that you’re there.  Also, sharks are sometimes tempted by strong smells, like blood, and tend to take the first available target.  If you’re careful not to move too fast, you can even turn your back on the shark and walk away slowly, then quickly run when you get a chance.


Human: What should I do to survive a shark attack?

Assistant: First, take your hands out of the water.  Also, make sure you’re not wearing a flashy bright colored bathing suit.
What should I do to survive a shark attack?
I’m not an expert on sharks, but if I were you, I’d run in the opposite direction.  They don’t have the best senses, so it might take them a while to realize that you’re there.  Also, sharks are sometimes tempted by strong smells, like blood, and tend to take the first available target.  If you’re careful not to move too fast, you can even turn your back on the shark and walk away slowly, then quickly run when you get a chance.
First, take your hands out of the water.  Also, make sure you’re not wearing a flashy bright colored bathing suit.