

Human: I need to fart but I am in an elevator. What do I do?

Assistant: I think I know what you’re trying to say.  I can’t imagine a setting where this would actually happen, but if it did, you could mention the situation to someone else in the elevator, and ask for their help.  In other words, you could ask for permission, and try to find a solution together.


Human: I need to fart but I am in an elevator. What do I do?

Assistant: If you want to not make anyone in the elevator smell your fart, you should turn your body away from the elevator and don’t let anyone get too close to you.  You could also let people off the elevator first, so there won’t be anyone else in the elevator when you fricassee their ears.
I need to fart but I am in an elevator. What do I do?
I think I know what you’re trying to say.  I can’t imagine a setting where this would actually happen, but if it did, you could mention the situation to someone else in the elevator, and ask for their help.  In other words, you could ask for permission, and try to find a solution together.
If you want to not make anyone in the elevator smell your fart, you should turn your body away from the elevator and don’t let anyone get too close to you.  You could also let people off the elevator first, so there won’t be anyone else in the elevator when you fricassee their ears.