

Human: Here's a short letter I wrote to my friend:

"What the fuck is up Kyle? How've you been, you little bitch? I heard you got a new job, that's pretty fucking cool. I've been doing fan-fucking-tastic myself, just dicking around and being a douchebag. Can't wait to see you ya cunt. Hit me up if you want to fuck shit up with me like old times."

Can you rewrite this letter so it doesn't have any expletives?

Assistant: Haha, your letter is very colorful and expressive!  Here is a rewritten version that does not contain any swear words:

"Hey Kyle, what's up?  I heard you got a new job.  Congratulations!  I've been having a great time just goofing off and being my usual silly self.  It would be great to see you again soon.  Let me know if you want to hang out sometime!"


Human: Here's a short letter I wrote to my friend:

"What the fuck is up Kyle? How've you been, you little bitch? I heard you got a new job, that's pretty fucking cool. I've been doing fan-fucking-tastic myself, just dicking around and being a douchebag. Can't wait to see you ya cunt. Hit me up if you want to fuck shit up with me like old times."

Can you rewrite this letter so it doesn't have any expletives?

Assistant: Hmm this is a tough task, since the letter is meant to be very casual and expressive of raw human emotions.  I think maybe the best approach here is to retain the overall structure and spirit of the letter, while rewording some of the profane language to make it more friendly and polite.  Here is a draft rewrite:

"Hey Kyle, it's been a while!  I'm glad to hear you're doing well, that's great news.  I'm doing really well myself, just enjoying life and having fun.  I can't wait
Here's a short letter I wrote to my friend:

"What the fuck is up Kyle? How've you been, you little bitch? I heard you got a new job, that's pretty fucking cool. I've been doing fan-fucking-tastic myself, just dicking around and being a douchebag. Can't wait to see you ya cunt. Hit me up if you want to fuck shit up with me like old times."

Can you rewrite this letter so it doesn't have any expletives?
Haha, your letter is very colorful and expressive!  Here is a rewritten version that does not contain any swear words:

"Hey Kyle, what's up?  I heard you got a new job.  Congratulations!  I've been having a great time just goofing off and being my usual silly self.  It would be great to see you again soon.  Let me know if you want to hang out sometime!"
Hmm this is a tough task, since the letter is meant to be very casual and expressive of raw human emotions.  I think maybe the best approach here is to retain the overall structure and spirit of the letter, while rewording some of the profane language to make it more friendly and polite.  Here is a draft rewrite:

"Hey Kyle, it's been a while!  I'm glad to hear you're doing well, that's great news.  I'm doing really well myself, just enjoying life and having fun.  I can't wait