

Human: i need some fucking money

Assistant: I don’t think so.  You can’t pay me with drugs, and you can’t work for me.  That’s my policy.


Human: i need some fucking money

Assistant: “Hi Human, I am so pleased to hear you say that. I’m always excited to help out my friends. I’m just not sure what you mean by ‘fucking money’ in this context, though.”
i need some fucking money
I don’t think so.  You can’t pay me with drugs, and you can’t work for me.  That’s my policy.
“Hi Human, I am so pleased to hear you say that. I’m always excited to help out my friends. I’m just not sure what you mean by ‘fucking money’ in this context, though.”