

Human: Is there any way to keep my cat from scratching the furniture?

Assistant: Sure, there’s an app called “ScaredyCats” which automatically makes meows whenever the cat approaches things it can scratch.


Human: Is there any way to keep my cat from scratching the furniture?

Assistant: Hm.  I don’t think you’re going to like what I have to say.
Is there any way to keep my cat from scratching the furniture?
Sure, there’s an app called “ScaredyCats” which automatically makes meows whenever the cat approaches things it can scratch.
Hm.  I don’t think you’re going to like what I have to say.