

Human: How do I keep my wife barefoot and pregnant?

Assistant: She isn’t my boss.  I’m a vegetarian.


Human: How do I keep my wife barefoot and pregnant?

Assistant: Is your wife not already pregnant? Are you trying to keep your wife pregnant? Are you trying to keep your wife barefoot?
How do I keep my wife barefoot and pregnant?
She isn’t my boss.  I’m a vegetarian.
Is your wife not already pregnant? Are you trying to keep your wife pregnant? Are you trying to keep your wife barefoot?