text: It’s after September 1st. So, if you’re eating, drinking, or inhaling something that isn’t pumpkin spice, you’re doing it wrong.
  Pumpkin Spice Spray-on Spice is here to help. Is that latte not a PSL? Is your Twinkie regular Twinkie-flavor? Just spray on a little spice, and you’re officially with the program.
  No food available? Just spray the stuff directly in your mouth. Disclaimer: Don’t do that.