text: You! Yes, you! Are you ready to kick some ass on the internets with like some buttons and triggers instead of like a real man on the battlefield! GOOD! Because you're a wuss! Real men play with Nerf Guns! That's right, I said it! NERF GUNS! Anyone think they're man enough to really fight it out with grown up toys is going to have to draw pistols at dawn! That's right!
  … NERF PISTOLS! Those of you who are little baby men can check out Activision's flash sale of Call of Duty DLC this July 4th! The sale is on for a limited time and sees a 50% cut in the follow DOWNLOADABLE CONTENT PACKS! MAGGOTS!
  MW3 Content Collection #1!
  MW3 Content Collection #2!
  Black Ops First Strike!
  Black Ops Escalation!
  Black Ops Annihilation!
  Black Ops Rezurrection!
  Alright, see you guys tomorrow morning for our awesome NERF Gun battle.