text: Few Days Off
  Two bone weary public servants were working their little hearts
  and souls out. Their department was just too busy for staff
  to be able take flex. But there had to be a way...
  the two public servants suddenly lifted his head. "I
  know how to get some time off work" the man whispered.
  asked the second worker.
  of answering, the man quickly looked around. No sign of his
  Director. He jumped up on his desk, kicked out a couple of
  ceiling tiles and hoisted himself up. "Look!" he
  hissed, then swinging his legs over a metal pipe, hung upside
  seconds, the Director emerged from the Branch Head's office
  at the far end of the floor. He saw the worker hanging from
  the ceiling, and asked him what on earth he thought he was
  a light bulb" answered the public servant.
  think you need some time off," barked the Director. "Get
  out of here - that's an order - and I don't want to see you
  back here for at least another two days! You understand me?"
  sir", the public servant answered meekly, then jumped
  down, logged off his computer and left.
  worker was hot on his heels.
  do you think you're going?" the boss asked.
  he said lightly.
  can't work in the dark."
  Jewish man and a Chinese man were conversing. The Jewish
  man commented upon what a wise people the Chinese are. "Yes,"
  replied the Chinese, "Our culture is over 4,000 years old.
  But, you Jews are a very wise people, too." The Jewish man
  replied, "Yes, our culture is over 5,000 years old." The
  Chinese man was incredulous, "That's impossible," he replied.
  "Where did your people eat for a thousand years?
  died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of the main
  door, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked,
  "What are all those clocks?" The gatekeeper answered, "Those
  are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every
  time you lie the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said
  the man, "Whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's.
  The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told
  a lie." "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is
  that one?" The gatekeeper responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's
  clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told
  only two lies in his entire life." "Where's George Bush's
  clock?" asked the man. "Bush's clock is in the head office.
  It's being used as a ceiling fan."
  (R) thedailystar.net 2004
explanation: The document contains a series of anecdotes and jokes, including a story about public servants finding a way to take time off work, a conversation between a Jewish man and a Chinese man about the age of their cultures, and a humorous dialogue about lie clocks in heaven. The text does not contain any math questions or answers.
distilabel_metadata.content: Evaluate the user given text extract and determine if it contains a math question and optionally and answer to this question.
  
  Output rules:
  
  1. Briefly describe the document and mention if it contains a question or a question and answer.
  2. Finalize the output with: Label: no-question,question,question-and-answer,multiple-question,multiple-question-and-answer
distilabel_metadata.role: system
distilabel_metadata.content: Few Days Off
  Two bone weary public servants were working their little hearts
  and souls out. Their department was just too busy for staff
  to be able take flex. But there had to be a way...
  the two public servants suddenly lifted his head. "I
  know how to get some time off work" the man whispered.
  asked the second worker.
  of answering, the man quickly looked around. No sign of his
  Director. He jumped up on his desk, kicked out a couple of
  ceiling tiles and hoisted himself up. "Look!" he
  hissed, then swinging his legs over a metal pipe, hung upside
  seconds, the Director emerged from the Branch Head's office
  at the far end of the floor. He saw the worker hanging from
  the ceiling, and asked him what on earth he thought he was
  a light bulb" answered the public servant.
  think you need some time off," barked the Director. "Get
  out of here - that's an order - and I don't want to see you
  back here for at least another two days! You understand me?"
  sir", the public servant answered meekly, then jumped
  down, logged off his computer and left.
  worker was hot on his heels.
  do you think you're going?" the boss asked.
  he said lightly.
  can't work in the dark."
  Jewish man and a Chinese man were conversing. The Jewish
  man commented upon what a wise people the Chinese are. "Yes,"
  replied the Chinese, "Our culture is over 4,000 years old.
  But, you Jews are a very wise people, too." The Jewish man
  replied, "Yes, our culture is over 5,000 years old." The
  Chinese man was incredulous, "That's impossible," he replied.
  "Where did your people eat for a thousand years?
  died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of the main
  door, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked,
  "What are all those clocks?" The gatekeeper answered, "Those
  are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every
  time you lie the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said
  the man, "Whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's.
  The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told
  a lie." "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is
  that one?" The gatekeeper responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's
  clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told
  only two lies in his entire life." "Where's George Bush's
  clock?" asked the man. "Bush's clock is in the head office.
  It's being used as a ceiling fan."
  (R) thedailystar.net 2004
distilabel_metadata.role: user
distilabel_metadata.raw_output_q_a_detector_0: The document contains a series of anecdotes and jokes, including a story about public servants finding a way to take time off work, a conversation between a Jewish man and a Chinese man about the age of their cultures, and a humorous dialogue about lie clocks in heaven. The text does not contain any math questions or answers.
  
  Label: no-question