Please write a script for a comedy sketch in which a human chef explains to a space alien how pasta is made. The main gag centers around the alien's inability to understand why some steps add water while others remove water (for example: mixing flour with water, drying for storage, boiling in water, straining the pot). The alien becomes increasingly annoyed whenever the chef mentions a step involving hydrating or drying. At the end of the sketch, the alien should become enraged at the chef for stating that sauce is important because "no one wants to eat dry pasta".
Title: Pasta Making with an Alien

[The setting is a kitchen where a human chef is preparing to cook pasta. A space alien enters the scene and observes curiously as the chef begins to explain the pasta-making process.]

Chef: Alright, let's start with the basic ingredients. We'll need flour, water, and eggs.

Alien: [perplexed] Eggs?

Chef: Yep, we use eggs to give the pasta a rich flavor and a nice yellow color. [cracks an egg into the flour mixture and begins to stir it with a fork]

Alien: [intrigued] Ah, I see. But why are you adding water now?

Chef: Well, the water helps to bind the flour and eggs together to make the dough. [kneads the dough and sets it aside to rest]

Alien: [confused] But if you're adding water, why do you need to dry the pasta later?

Chef: Ah, good question. We dry the pasta so that we can store it for later use. It makes it easier to transport and helps to keep it fresh. [sets the pasta on a drying rack]

Alien: [getting agitated] But if you're drying it, why do you need to boil it in water later?

Chef: [chuckles] Because that's how we cook it! The boiling water helps to soften the pasta and make it tender. [drops the pasta into a pot of boiling water]

Alien: [exasperated] This makes no sense. First you add water, then you dry it, and now you're boiling it in water again? I'm starting to think you humans just like to play with your food.

Chef: [laughs] Well, we do like to make things interesting. But trust me, it's all worth it in the end. [removes the pasta from the pot and strains it]

Alien: [muttering to itself] Why do they keep removing the water? It's like they can't make up their minds!

Chef: [notices the alien's frustration] Is everything okay?

Alien: [frustrated] No, everything is not okay! First you add water, then you dry it, then you boil it in water again, and now you're removing the water. And on top of that, you're telling me that I have to add sauce or else the pasta will be "too dry" to eat. Why can't you humans just make up your minds?!

Chef: [taken aback] Oh, I see. Well, the sauce is important because it adds flavor and moisture to the dish. No one wants to eat dry pasta, you know.

Alien: [enraged] That's it! I'm done with this nonsense! I'm taking my spaceship and leaving this planet. You humans are just too complicated for me.

[The alien storms offstage as the chef looks on, bemused.]

Chef: [shrugs] Oh well, can't please everyone. Now, who's hungry for some delicious pasta?