Please write a limerick about a Scottish man named Darryl who's had a very bad day.
There once was a Scottish man named Darryl,
Whose day just couldn't get any worse.
He stumbled upon the worst sight,
A group of wild cows munching away.
The smell made him sick to his stomach,
And he quickly turned and fled.
But as he ran for his life,
His thoughts were far from good.
Why did this have to happen to me?
I should've stayed home and watched TV.