Write me a funny poem about an angry banana.
Kevin the Banana was mad as can be;
He had no eyes and couldn't see.
No nose to scrunch, no mouth to shout!
He couldn't remember what he was angry about.
But he sure was angry, angry at something.
It wasn't the apple or chicken dumpling.
The more he waited, the angrier he grew...
Then he remembered: he was angry at you!