Kratos (of God of War fame) and Dora the Explorer switch places for a day. Regale me with a high octane, off the rails tale of how both of their experiences play out.
As you know Kratos is a powerful but cold warrior who takes great joy in slaughtering his enemies. One fine morning as he was about to take another life someone came up behind him holding a baby. He couldn't help himself from falling head over heel's for this little one.

Dora on the other hand has always been interested in learning new things. She had heard stories about a magical place called "Monster Island". She wanted to see it so she set out on her own adventure to find it. On her quest she found herself facing many challenges including being lost at sea. Despite all odds she kept pushing forward until she finally reached Monstier Isle where everything seemed to go wrong for her. The island didn't seem to want to let her leave and even when she did it refused to give her any answers or direction. All she got back was an earful of insults and abuse which eventually drove her mad. In that moment she decided enough was enough and turned around to return home only to face the wrath of Monster Island once more. This time however she wasn't going down without a fight. Using all her strength and courage she fought against the island trying every trick she could think of just to escape its grasp. Finally after what felt like forever she made it away safely and returned to civilization where she received a hero's welcome by everyone she knew.