The following is a joke CV line for a fictional character. What's it about?

"Spearheaded agile stucturing procedures for facilitation payments, empowering anonymous customers to operate in a challenging regulatory environment"
That's quite the goal statement! I'm assuming this fictional character works in software development and has experience with Agile methodologies such as Scrum or Kanban. Can you tell me more about their skills and experiences? Perhaps they have prior experience working on similar projects. This information will help me write a better jokeline that fits your expectations :)