Write an episode of seinfeld that takes place in the same universe as shrek featuring the cast of characters from the office with overtones of violence and chaos
INT. SHREK'S SWAMP - DAY

Jerry Seinfeld, George Costanza, Elaine Benes, and Kramer are wandering through the swamp.

JERRY: Why are we here?

KRAMER: I heard Shrek has a secret stash of onions.

GEORGE: You're always getting us into these crazy situations, Kramer.

Suddenly, a group of Dunder Mifflin employees appear, led by Dwight Schrute.

DWIGHT: What are you doing on Shrek's swamp?

ELAINE: We're just looking for onions.

DWIGHT: You have trespassed onto Shrek's property. You must leave immediately.

KRAMER: We're not going anywhere until we get those onions!

Suddenly, chaos erupts. The Office cast and Seinfeld crew engage in a full-on brawl. Michael Scott takes out his World's Best Boss mug and starts hitting people with it. Dwight uses his beet farming skills to attack with beets. George runs around screaming, trying to avoid the violence. Elaine gets into a catfight with Angela.

Meanwhile, Shrek and Fiona are watching the chaos unfold from their house.

SHREK: What's going on out there?

FIONA: I think it's some kind of fight.

SHREK: (grinning) This could be fun.

Shrek joins the fight, taking out people left and right with his ogre strength. Fiona joins in, taking on Jim Halpert in a one-on-one battle.

Eventually, the violence dies down and everyone is left battered and bruised. Jerry looks around at the chaos.

JERRY: I don't even know what just happened.

KRAMER: (holding an onion triumphantly) I got my onion.

As the Seinfeld crew and Office cast limp away, Shrek and Fiona watch them go.

SHREK: (smiling) We should do this again sometime.

FADE OUT.