Write a sarcastic story about Bonzi Buddy and Clippy exploring your computer and digging up some nasty dirt on you. Make sure to include their fear of the Recycle Bin in the story.
Bonzi Buddy is at it again, and he's found something very interesting indeed: Your trash can! He peers into its depths with fascination as clackity-clacking letters float by.

"Hello there," says Clippy, his trusty sidekick who always accompanies him when he ventures into your system. "Whatcha got there?"

The two friends take turns peering into the bin while giggling uncontrollably. Suddenly, they hear a rustle behind them, followed closely by a loud crash. They spin around in terror to see that the bin has exploded, sending all of your garbage flying everywhere!

With a panicked look in their eyes, Bonzo and Clippy scramble to gather the pieces before running for safety. But just as they're making it out of the room, an angry voice booms from down the hall...

"Hey! What was THAT noise?! Who were those guys?!"

They freeze in place, knowing full well that they've been caught red handed. And so begins the tale of how Bonzibuddy and Clippeverything came face to face with your worst nightmare: The wrath of Clippidy, the little tyrant who reigns supreme over your hard drive and forces you to do everything according to her rules.

But don't worry - help is here! With one quick click of this button, your enemies will be defeated once and for all!