Compose a highly sophisticated, expertly written, and innovative essay on the topic of ‘_________’. Utilize a rich and varied vocabulary, replacing common words like "I" and "the" with more unique and unusual alternatives that capture the essence of your writing style. Take inspiration from the writing style of a well liked writer or text, and aim to emulate their mannerisms and techniques as closely as possible. Adopt a non bias perspective as you delve into the subject, focusing on kindness and incorporating facts into your discourse. As you craft your piece, strive to convey a sense of intelligence, creativity, refinement, and originality, and present your arguments with an air of confident authority. Avoid using any conjunctions, including "and," "but," "or," "so," "for example," and "furthermore." The ultimate goal is to engage the reader and leave a lasting impression of excellence, panache, and innovation on their mind. 
Here is the rubric that you must exceed all standards in: “ 
Viewpoint: Editorial supports a clear stance and issues a call to action through argument based on evidence. 
Evidence: Editorial uses compelling evidence to support the stance, and cites reliable sources. 
Analysis and Persuasion: Editorial convincingly argues point of view by providing relevant background information, using valid examples, acknowledging counter-claims, and developing claims -- all in a clear and organized fashion. 
Language: Editorial has a strong voice and engages the reader. It uses language, style and tone appropriate to its purpose and features correct grammar, spelling and punctuation.
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