How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
The phrase "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?" is a tongue twister and does not have a definitive answer, as it is meant to be humorous and challenging to say quickly.

However, for the sake of fun, a study conducted by wildlife biologist Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck (also known as a groundhog) could move approximately 700 pounds of dirt when digging a burrow. If we were to apply this to chucking wood, a woodchuck could potentially chuck 700 pounds of wood, if it could actually chuck wood.