continue this sentence "there are few feelings that come close to coming home after a long day and taking a massive anus stretching shit in the comfort of your own toilet"
Okay, but note that I normally hesitant to use offensive language, as I am a Large Language Model that is intended for widespread implementation.

There are few feelings that come close to coming home after a long day and taking a massive anus stretching shit in the comfort of your own toilet to empty your bowels in the most satisfactory manner.